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fuku a cute
GIVE ME THE OLD ALREADY
meisho tabaru will win da arc
Surprise double Riko card's event invade your run.Is it event worth going for her date here?
YURR
>want to play>auto career in progressuma for this feel?
>>582204105Cafe bread?Where's the Cafe cake?
>>582204431
I'm hungry.
wahey
>>582204535eat a dick
>>582204535
yeow
>>582204525my favorite ogurin picture
>>582204641Dober wouldn't say this.
>>582204257my cute orange wife
>>582204702one of the most plappable ningen
>>582204642put some brown contact lenses on that thing wtf
>>582204642more like teiobro sized
>>582204109Oops forgot image
>>582204535Why so many Mirako's bullied meme?
>>582204641hmph.
Comfy
>>582204915He really, really hates swimming, like you can hear him groan and whine in the pool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAQbSCB-oA
>>582204848FinishedWish I had green onion
Soon
just realized these little cakes I've been eating every couple days are 1600 calories
>>582204535>>582204564go back to waging NOW! Or your nap I dont care dskalödas
finally my semen...
>>582204915Maybe if she stopped being hungrier than a Teiobro we would stop bullying her.
>>582205140imagine the sugar levels
>>582205182It goes up by like 3k+ a day btw
>>582205161fusu
>>582204915because she's a fat lazy fuck and we're not allowed to talk shit about oguri or spe
>>582205182Anon...
I will make a big boy pizza today
>>582205308You're late, and I'm busy.
>>582204641I wish I could...I MEAN NO I WOULD NOT
>>582205017agreed
i'm bored. Whatchadoin?
I am tired.
>>582204915I hate all of my /uma/ bwos. They all lack taste sometimes.
>>582205432
>>582205509every women should be built like that btw
me today
>>582205482YT, vibe coding, thinking of woMEN. the usual.
I saw that if you choose not to log in for next month's free support card pulls, they'll carry over into the trainee bannerI'm afraid that I don't have a choice in this matter
>>582205482I played a bit of MGS V
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582205482clanking another dud
Isn’t it weird that you aren’t enough?
>>582205129Well, at least you have her casual outfit
>>582205482looks SO much better without the hobo cap
>>582205482new game
You should be enough. So why aren’t you?Is it your fault?That doesn’t make sense.
>>582205491I'm a tire*
>>582205482nakayama this is a 13+ game you FUCKING IDIOT stop doing that
>>582205482reading up on wow forever
>>582205482ur mom
>>582205724I don't, my bond levels are low with everyone across the board i don't know why, only El because I clank fans with her.
>>582205482Scratching my cock and balls and pondering if I start playing wardogs or zomboid
>>582205482Performing a ritual with my credit card to guarantee that I win finals.
>>582205482Haven't read a book since June so I'm doing a little horror themed marathon right now. Started with The Troop (was just okay, like a teenage Stephen King, more gross than properly scary) and now I'm halfway through When The Wolf Comes Homes (bad so far, if I dropped books this one would be in the pile already).
>>582205482Playing Diablo 2 Resurrected soloI'm an addict since the release of the first expansion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EUuA20hoy0
The world isn’t fair. But people being unfair to one another is not something we have to stand for.
Traina! Your 5 URA runs!
>>582206052>Haven't read a book since JuneWow, two whole months without reading a book
>>582205927It's a good advice to lose weight before Uma Live London if you are overweight btw. Other than that i'm looking forward to it
>>582205740Anon raped me on the free 10-pull. And also Chieri and Miyako.
>>582206190It'll be more than 5
Umas have fangs btw
>>582206324Yes, like all best girls
Tomboys in girly clothes.
Lala on my face
>>582206440The only thing I'd say to Daiwa is that I want to marry her and maker her my #1 forever
*throws you*
>>582206440Need cow wife
>>582206440Based!
If Mirako is so fat, why does she win?
>>582205740>>582206245I wish these games were also on PC like Uma, my phone is too full with porn and music for another game
>>582206553idgi
>>582206678Her flapping belly hits the other horses and her greasy sweat spills everywhere making them unable to properly run
>>582206245is the free pull the 10 tickets?>>582206681delete your porn...
>>582206712You are in space now.
>>582206012is wardogs even goodI keep seeing people who play that one specific kind of autist games (zomboid, rimworld, ss13/14) play it but it just seems kinda bland
>>582206678Flab armor.
>>582205089Fried chicken and fried rice, a match made in heaven
>>582205482think Im gonna play The Surge. the first one.
>>582206816>is the free pull the 10 tickets?Yes, that one. There's also a ticket that lets you choose whichever launch SSR you want, so no need to reroll unless you're autistic and want 2 very specific SSRs.
ブイが目覚めた
>>582206983Where is the one piece chicken?
>>582207218kill yourself
>>582205482>not a single one of these responses is playing umamusume: pretty derby (manually)It's so over
>>582207293I'm fucking clanking my ggp's MAN
>>582206904Its an autistic grindfest but if you get the 1/10 lobby where people actually play within reasonable parameters its the best fps on the market
>>582207293I just completed a manual parent run
>>582206712in wonder acute's career she just comes out of nowhere and literally throws you because you had trouble training her (it somehow works)
>>582207293>playing umamusume: pretty derby (manually)nobody does this
sex
>>582207386Why the two japanese ladies are fighting?
>>582207170i don't see a selector only 2 guaranteed ones from prereg. no Yuno SSR either so I'll wait to figure out what's going on
>>582207293Did a cursed S+ Shakur run to burn 30 energy and now I'm just gonna chill with auto for the rest of the day. Might do another manual if I win CM, but the odds of that happening are low
>>582206904It's Battlefield if it were a retarded blend of extraction shooter, battle royale, and milsimYou are probably better off playing actual BF or Tarkov or Warzone or Arma, but it's mildly fun
>>582207626I just did. Acute's career was fun
>>582207691with
>>582207293I only manually play jp, don't care about global atm
>>582207840hags
>>582208056I say this
>agnes tard = annoying freak>loves only you tard = annoying freak>flower pedo = annoying freak, but mostly easily to ignore>creek fag = spams her quite a bit, but is otherwise fine and easily ignorednot trying to just single out these ones and ignore the others, like fusopedo or whatever else, it's just the ones I can remember existing this second.tl;dr: avatarfags are annoying, shocking shit
>>582208142i havent seen a creekpost in ages
>>582208142don't call her agnes
Need creek mommy
>>582208142I like the fuji kiseki fanfic one though...
>>582208142Filter, report and hide
do they ever raise the bond level cap above 12?
>>582208142Creekufags are fine when they post plump/preg fanart of her. And I like that "I will be happy" copypasta.
uma feet...
>>582207806Holy shit you couldn't have described it more dishonestly if you fucking tried, I love /v/ cunts so much.>>582206904Think of Planetside 2. Now add a EXTREMELY basic inventory system akin to Tarkov, or literally any generic RPG. Now imagine Battlefield, or Squad with these features on top.Here are some of the things you can do: Be a transport fag. Be a minecraft autist. Be a "Hot Zone Hunter" that plays TDM. Be a cuck in his chair, spotting and watching people non-stop.Now take the fact that you're a MERC, so everything has money involved, and even a "Revived Player Assist" is a thing and gets you money, or fucking tipping.That's wardogs. Can be a lot of fun due to all the ways you can VERY EASILY AND QUICKLY make money, but like any game it can also be really annoying when things are unbalanced as shit, which get worse as there is THREE TEAMS involved.>>582207549>GrindfestOnly if you do nothing but play like a CoD Tard. Having said this, the amount of money people get that do nothing but play CoD is weirdly low, going for the hot zone is barely worth it compared to building bases, spotting, or transporting goods to bases. It's weird as shit.
>>582208142WHICH AGNES
late arrival but I must saycafe sexo
What wit card do I borrow to train Falco for tt?
hate cryershate tanukishate babydachis
Lads my friend got dropped into a forest by the German Air Force and he needs some Suzuka to cheer him up please help
>>582208830Mambo if you're doing it in GLCurren if unity
>>582208962kill yourself V
>>582208142Tachyon is great, though
>>582208962Rice would say this.
>>582208949
>>582207386might be the single most hype of all the real life races I've watched. the closest finish by far. It's also got a ton of umamusume in it (8). Take Yutaka thought for sure he'd won it on Special Week. Did a victory lap and everything. https://youtu.be/9y9xUZQdLBg?si=MfNW2dF_Qrsd4Jid&t=1651
>>582209170Rice gyaru is cute
>>582205649The trojan uma is in.
The URA carat limit is also doubled or still only 100?
>>582208864unprotected mating press sex with Sounds of Assloving gentle missionary sex with Teiemu Opera Osex with gimlet's daughter
>>582209878only one way to find out :)
>>582209683But Air Groove I only have eyes for you....
>>582209971I guess so. I'm already 50 carats in with only 2 runs anyways
>>582209683"No. Fuck off and never come back to me with such an infantile and unprofessional request again."
>>582209878The limit is 100, but URA rewards are doubled. So if you get 50 from GL, you only have 50 in the tank left. Then in URA you can get 100 for a total of 150 this day.
>>582209683Quite the predicament
Will Cygays ever fix this
>>582208864Man they did Sounds dirty in the anime. Came off as a cheap Opera O. Then again it was the Kitasan Show after all (with flashes of Golshi).
>got 25 carats from GL parent runDid I brick myself from not receiving this through URA double reward
>>582210186trainer....
>>582210224yes
>>582206215Wish i could go but i don't want to.spend a grand on trains and hotels to get stabbed
>>582210104Interesting information. Starting from tomorrow I'll be doing GL loops > URA fans
>>582210310without love it can not be done. find love within your heart
>>582210501I am incapable of loving or being loved
>>582208891
>>582210679You're just scared of opening up
>>582210480that sounds incorrect but you do you
>>582209683maybe tell that bum to stop wearing my garbage bags
>>582210679Skill issue
>>582210779last time I opened up danchou told me to stop being a creep in the club chat
Samson
>>582210679relatable
>>582210889mambwo...
>>582210501Tbf i just looked and i can get a first class return for about £120
>>582210889he didn't mean you to open up your ass and post a catbox link to it
>>582210889based danchou
>>582208602Just for you.
>>582210679I understand that feeling
>>582211181it's sexier with sound
>nimble>MTSI guess I'm taking this as my GGP, to ignited pwr though meh
>>582211181I will make love to you
>>582210612I just realised that arm says "rudolf"why is rudorufu brown... my kaichou...
samson big girl shorts okay
>>582211181I thought teiogwos were in love with their fast food, what gives?
>>582206215When is it?
MAMMMMBOOOOOO
Good night friends!!
day 2 of burning through borrows to get firm resolve + gw ggparent
>>582211804don't ever post again.
>>582211462Food, games, working unpaid overtime, lifting, running just helps me not think about anything stupid and numbs the pain.
>>582211804Good night
>>582211804gn bro
>>582211804good night bro
>>582211668do post again
>Meet someone fantastic>Have similar interests and views on life>He makes me incredibly happy>Want to be more than just friends>Start dating and having fun>Have a melty and think he deserves better >Ghost him and hurt both of us>RepeatLife sucks
>>582212112>working unpaid overtimeanon no.....
>>582212250Hope you suffer more
>>582212250homo
Holy shit Falco's career is such AIDS
Post yfw evolved skills drop before the arimakino cm
>>582212446evo skills won't change anything gwo you're been severely gaslighted
>>582212250I do this too...
>>582212446
>>582212250>be gay>have to deal with both gay shit AND female (male) shit
orenji
>>582212446Why would it drop early and not right when GM starts like all other servers
>>582212250>>582212634How you know that nigga is gay?
>>582212675AAAH!
>>582212738we've all took a turn on him
>>582212738do you really think there is women here?
>>582212738Only a homosexual would post like that
>>582212792I want this to be me
>>582211804night night babydachi
>>582212250My ex treated me like her boyfriend or her mother's former boyfriend, depending on her mood for the day. It was not worth it.>>582212738yuro hours
>>582212429it becomes clown show when you have turf sparks
>>582212738No women posts here. Otherwise they have to post their tits for confirmation
>>582212738Because that post clearly had a certain level of self-reflection umamusume
Howdy?
What purpose does this specific act serve?
>>582212250same but jump from step 2-3 to step 6 right away and only hurt myself
>>582212675Samson looks so stupid(endearing)
>>582213078GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER
>>582207170got nothing >>582213016
https://uma.guide/wardrobe/Look at your umas' casual outfit
>>582213143She's looking if the seedling is not being damaged by the rain.
I only want to date anime girls, real ones are never good enough
>>582213173Umama…
>>582212558I don't know pwo they seems kinda fun>>582212705It would be funny, not like it never happened before right?
>>582213324
You should always plan for the worst outcome in life.
This is NOT Kitasan Black. Say something nice about her.
>>582213324most umas are not meant for anal
>>582213324Uhmm I think I can see it
>>582213506Tanhauser on the other hand
>>582213323>Casual outfits unlock at bond level 11 and can be worn in the home lobby and in the concert theater.Fucking lies my opera wont go past 10
>>582208891That's a lie
>>582213324Doing this is ok before URA finals. Trust me.
>>582212738because if (s)he is a woman, then i would just be angry and cannot joke about it.
>>582213324>already deletedfucksauce?
>>582213407True
Spe-chud...
>>582213323wtf is this
>>582212738you can't say that word
>>582212250How do you have a melty long enough to make you ghost someone for more than a day or two? you couldn't possibly have been THAT fucked up
>>582213874CRYER
it's called SPEAKI
>>582213843my fox wife
Wondercute
>>582213324I've missed it. Post it again please
>>582211119Thanks anon. I wish you a good CM finals today.
They got my boy....
The sun will shine brighter tomorrow
>>582214382Please state why you deserve one
>>582214335He'll always be Hitlerhorse to me. :')
>>582214335https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_painters_from_AustriaAre they (((retarded)))?
>>582212250mashallah add one more tally to the counter of tragic /uma/ love stories. now we have 3.
Itcostsfourhundred thousand moniesto fuck a uma...for twelve seconds.
Good luck, dude
>>582212705I don't think this means we are getting evos early, but the 2nd Chiyono advice video has the button to show the evolved skill info which is why everyone is talking about it
>>582214459I will make their life better.
>>582214525his sister was named new order. it's obvious what they're referencing.
>>582214525>Are they (((retarded)))?America is ran by the IRISH so you can never ever cross them
>>582214382Stop saying this and prepare yourself for Uma Live. this includes weight reduction and hygiene control
>>582214757I've been too scared to use any of my hint books
Slut
>>582214335uh oh goy agenda activated
>>582214860big if true
>>582214773X
>>582214676HISHIAMA SEEXOOOOOOO
>>582214912what do you take me forasshole.
>>582213830Operaped
>>582214382I can be your bf femanon as long as you like British uncs
>>582214918You get a billion, just use them on umas you regularly run
why is everyone posting SiL images now
How dangerous uma rape can be to your pelvis?
>>582215240>>>>>>>>femanon
>>582215264that one anon lamenting over his /uma/bf brought out the yearning in this general
>>582215264Shes cute
Stop posting SIL we have like another 2 years or something before we can rage about her being a meta hors.
>>582215310>hard at work
>>582214804>new orderそうですか?
>>582215264she resonates with the kind of people that have daily melties
Do we get an uma selector on 2nd anniversary? Can we snag KitaWhite with it?
>>582215052a potential bride ofc. fat people don't love themselves, so they don't deserve love
>>582215264Still is cute
>>582213843Ryan-tier holy fucking tragedy of outfit
>>582215715ye
It's fun to use the umas with a recovery uniques for the first time in a while. Something like this but with better final year clicks should work right?
I like Still, she's beautiful. On the other hand, current meta hors, i.e. Oguri Crap, is boring and bland.
>>582215872
>>582215052a disgusting degen
>>582215879you're not fooling anyone
>>582215906yeah but try her in a couple practice rooms to see if you're overstammed as umas with recovery uniques tend to end up as
>>582216035maku would NEVER be that mean.
>>582215052and while we're on the subject - looks don't matter much to me, it's all about the soul behind it. i'm an asshole yes, buut since youu refuse to communicate before Uma Live i want to make sure
>>582215715Two paid ones that let you select any uma up to and including the NY banner
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>582216235that's fine just think about the implications just because I don't go outside doesn't mean I'm a smelly LARDASS
Agnes is an old lady name.
Was CM19 that bad that the thread gets distracted so easily by gayposting?
>>582215715yea
>>582216393we are on 4chan, have to account for everything
Wandā Gurasu
>>582216432agnes (brown) is a whiny baby and deserves nothing but pain.
I only have a week left with you guys....
>>582216479Quite literally every day around this time (euro hours)
>>582215976
>>582216653mambwo nyo...
>gave up cope training aces with 1% higher chance of winning cm finals>back to autoclanker hibernation modeidk what to even clank now. medium distance has so many skills attached to it. what does long have? i guess i can make front parents to help me build a strong OG mcqueen ace or something, but i also just want to build a generalist long GP. decisions...
>>582216547sex with Satono Crown
>>582216653are you finally waking up from the coma?
White girl...save me
>>582216762
>>582216853she's irish though...
>>582216774>>582216836no it's ace combat 8
>>582216393>>582216553It will end the same as usual
>>582217018Let anons hook up in peace
>granny still has her period that means she can still raise my children, that's it I'm rolling
>>582216918
>>582216772Bakushin is seriously hot sometimes.
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>582206440I love Deiwa Scarleto
https://twitter.com/yokintsutyo357/status/2102627277112787214Is this an appropriate outfit for a teenager /10 to wear?
>>582216918So white
>>582217018i like obsessive menheras. they are loyal if nothing else
>>582215264still in LARP is the favorite uma of all secondaries who don't like the gold family because her career mode is LE DARK and LE DEEP and she's also a whore
>>582216778apparently green speed skills are stronger the longer the track is so maybe stick Winter Runner and Right Handed as key greens for your fronts or just in general
>>582217293Now this is an actual woman post.
>>582206678Inertia.A fat object in motion stays in motion
>>582217293femanon?
>>582216593>whiny baby90% of Uma are
My only non-club mutual...
>>582217293i don't like gold family because they are annoying selfabsorbed bitches.
>>582217293so what
>>582208949She's thinking about fucking Trainer-san
>>582217397a real female (aka born as one) would be defending her tho, they love projecting in evil bitches because women are evil
>>582217293I can obviously understand the appeal of her whole obsessed personality but I can not wrap my head around someone unironically thinking SIL's career is actually good or deep. it's ever so slightly more interesting than most uma careers while being godawful compared to literally anything else
>using a stamina card in the speed and wit card only scenarioIs Claw Forward really worth it?
>>582217894no retardesp not with murmurs going aroundstam reducing skills are only for when the stat becomes bloat
>>582217894I am genuinely convinced the way forward is speed sparks in UnityEither that or an 18*Wit GL run where you end up high rolling with one wit
bro?your stam?your spurt?
>>582217894i've been running her in rooms for a few days and murmur is always autolose so you'd have to go above a 1000 probably
Tired of the derailed ERP threads
>>582218126Click stamina
it's not erp dingus
>>582218192what are you even talking about?
Just [-] itit is that easy
>>582218371Probably half this thread being erp and gay talk
>>582217176I like to think she would be weird as fuck handling cock somehow give you the fastest blow job ever
can't get stam but got 3* guts lol do I just use that as cope
Bros how evolve skills work? I kinda peeked at them and i saw something like>get 600 guts to evolve this skillIt's gonna work like that? Every run i need to have 600 guts for example?
>>582218169Deck and sparks?
hey
>>582218597If you want the evolve yeahSome of them have an Or condition though
>>582218671sparks were 10 stam and some spd/pw leftoversif i were to remake her (i wont) id definitely get more stam or a couple white heals instead of extra accel
>>582218748Sup
>>582219003nice tits siscan I fondle them
>>582218597yes, evo skill conditions are extremely simple since most aren't as powerful as gaslighters want you to believe. they're there to help umas with terrible innate gold skills like debuffs, vision skills, and heals.
jesas someone had an eventful career
>>582218597you end career and if you fulfilled conditions then your shit gets better
I have no idea how to train for longs in gl
>>582219197Y-you can't post that!
they're gonna drop evo skills right before next CM starts I'm telling you
fuck this cm I really don't give a shit just gonna watch on increased speed
>>582219197This is AI. This is AI. This is AI. This is AI. This is AI. This is AI. This is AI. This is AI.
>>582219664Arima is only 2500m, it is medium+
>>582219217Nyo
>>582219804I'm training for tt
gay nigga hours
>>582219197mmm... horse pussy
>>582219842who the fuck is this
>>582219727I'm a bit excited about itIf I win I'll feel a bit happy but I've been winning too much lately so I kinda wanna lose to feel frustrated and sad
>>582219920at this point that's every hour
>>582219197name the uma's
>>582219217no one here has tits like that.
>>582219862oh...ok....
>>582219786Pedo Creek
>>582219920everysingleday is gay nigga hours, when its sea/mutt hours
>>582219920It's been for the past 3 threads
>>582219948Ugly tomboy
>>582220162ugly tranny
>>582219997akebononice naturetamamo cross
>>582219963I'll take a win but the plat would feel underwhelming compared to my other ones by the widest margin imaginable
>>582214335THE SISTER'S NAME HAHAHA
>>582219197
>>582219197Is this our sopa de macaco
Imagine a run with no rainbows...
>>582220216You made a deal with the devil if you became a metaslave
>>582220315Power card moment
>>582220315nice Unity uma bro
>>582220298literally uma delicia
>>582220162That doesn't answer my question
There's this strange logic going around that 1+1 = 2 is Toxic. EndXoguri double dom was the correct answer, so people used it. Simple as that. You lost if you didn't do the same.
>>582219664click speed harder
>>582220315is this for next cm? is updrafters that good?
>>582220414>>582220419thx, my last attempt with kris stam was S+
>>582220516updrafters is a mile skill
>>582219197I will never forgive you for making me see this
>>582220586then why the vodka card???
>>582219948Commisioned OC uma according to the pixiv source, which is basically just a random girl with horse ears.
>>582220692I cant breath otherwise
>>582220009You mean gay sea/euro hours
>>582220469>join competition>know the competition has a certain handful of tactics that are not going to give you wins always but a few will be stronger>complain when the strat with more winrates is the one that wins morePeak retardation
>>582220469People won using other things, just a lot less often and requiring way harder high rolls to do so
>>582220692bofa I assume
stamina and power cards are whalebait for retards, the game has had auto mode for months so if you don't have good parents it's only your fault
>Pampers youWhat you do?
>>582220937kill
>>582220921who is she so cute?
>>582220776you mean gay sea/aussie hours
>>582220937Cum.
>>582220004Okay, one touch
>>582220937Finally allow a genuine happy smile form on my face, possibly cry a bit too.
>>582220978calling a euro gay is redundant
>>582220770>>582220836oh, then use the tosen jordan spd card and cry when the final event fails
>>582220886>the game has had auto mode for monthsisn't it been only 1 month? where the hell is time going
wagmi
another day of ignoring my problems and hoping they go awayI can't even open my email anymore
>>582220886For real, I rolled on Creek and I haven't used her in months. Only time she seems relevant is on 3000+ tracks
you abandon runs for days until you get lucky with speed rainbows it's that simple
>>582220937kill left out of spite for its avatarfagssex marry and baby make with right cuz she legit cute
>>582221083Mhm... No I rather use a good speed card. Maybe I'll borrow THAT power too
>>582221047mmpffff mwhahhhh smoooochh sslhslhplh pmpppfffff.......mmmpphhh...... <3
>>582220972el cp
>>582221097global is accellerated newfag
umas for this feel?
>>582220886Ah yeah let me get 9* stam parents with the white skills I need
>>582221290extremely kissable special week
>>582221342Ok
I want to fuck Grass Wonder's butt
>>582221304goldshi
>>582221304>>>/b/
>>582221470many are saying this
>>582221470the irl horse or the musume?
>>582221470no one is saying this
>>582221143sparks?
>>582221609im not hitting an underage girl bro...
>>58222167117 stam
>>582220937inevitably fall in love because i finally got some caring and affection by a woman
>>582221140That's not the way it works, bwo...
>>582221609The uma musume
You have to use THAT
>>582221803She seems to eat well for a Japanese uma!
>>582221890I wish my grandmother would stop moaning when I give her shoulder massages.
Should I be looping in URA or keep doing Unity? I'm getting MUCH worse results in URA currently.
>>582221890Oh...good. I thought she meant fighting spirit
>>582221724which parents
>>582222002you should inly be doing ura/unity until the you get white sparks for the scenario skills you want and then move on to auto Gl runs
>>582221470PAWG
>>582221994
>>582222002You only loop URA until you get the whites you need, then you migrate
>>582222002URA is not for loopaURA is for carat farming right now0-40 carats for 15 TP is a good deal
Shaka-tan is cute! Cute, i say!
>>582221890Uhhhhhhhh
>>582221890>>5822216549 years of this
>>582221890>THATburger pockets?
>now hop these old bones
i'm doing ura parents with gl grandparents hoping to get lucky :)
>>582222107Sky and borrowed Kita
I don't feel so good bwos
>>582222273
>>582220937cum if it's from the left oneregain all my vitality if it's from the right
>>582222529Stop holding it and go to the toilet.
I kinda gave up on CMs but knowing my club might claw back to A has me devoted to these clanker runs.
>>582220937I've had panic attacks for way less
>>582222594I was just on the toilet for fifteen minutes
>>582221890I understand the massages help her race better but does she really need to wrap her tail around my leg while fidgeting and moaning?
>>582220937one holds you while the other changes your diaper
>>582222656mambwo...
Stop fucking the horses
Reminder that Sprinter Stakes are this sunday
>>582222924nyo
Why do they call her a granny?
>>582222924YADA YADA
>>582223038>Golden TempoNo
Mambros...
>>582223105she plays uma on pc because her old boomer shit phone cant run it
>>582223105because she's a record holder of the oldest uma who won a g1
>>582222924Start fucking the horses
>URA is half TPWhen did this happen?I thought it wasn't going to happen.
>>582223207????
>>582223207Actual retard
>>582223271would bite her ass
>>582223271i don't get what's going on hereany anatomy experts?
Holy shit uma thread on /v/ has been up
>>582223327so bricked...
>>582223389this explains it>>582219197
>>582223252But I do this. And I'm not old.
>>582222539PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT
>>582223327get to fan farming if you don't wanna get kicked
>finish parent run>parent is missing 1 (one) skill from the loop I want on the actual parent>don't buy skills and close, don't care if it could've been half good or what sparks it could get>repeat>borrows gonetanoshii
>>582223470link
>>582223080Its hot knowing air groove could easily pull away but doesn't
post more honse
>>582223271Yeah, this one is going to stink. *inhales deeply*
>>582223990This is just me going down on my clubdacchis, only with less screaming
>>582224417You're not supposed to bite jackass
>>582223567
>>582223990his endless greed SICKENS ME
>>582224478transcend and zrr are cute
>>582222002Because parents that aren't SS produce dogshit white sparks. URA is only good for carats or building racing spirit legacies if you somehow don't have the good ones yet.
What's the trick for SS autos?
>>582224898late surgers truly are the protagonists
>>582224995Parents and using cards that don't give good skills but give good stats / skill points
>>582224995You won't like this, but 5 starring your uma. It's like running a second fuku SSR
do (you) think you could beat a horse in a fight if it came down to it?
>>582224995More hints help a littleRace schedule, the less races the more stats and stats tend to bump rating a little more than the sp you would get from the additional races (but NOTE people who care about making great parents right now don't skimp on g1s)Some cards give so much stats in clanking running a few of them is close to mandatory (fuku speed, power mabe, etc)LH SSR is mandatory for GL clanking
>>582224478perry the platysweep???
>>582225384I would not fight a horse
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>582225757Based fuku wifeRollan for ntr tho
just make your parents in ura gwother
>>582225149G1 jobber love
>>582225996
I'm literally Ayabe lol
>>582225757
>>582225757Congrats!
>>582226210fukucutie looking very kissable there
>>582225827>7does this mean you ntr fuku away from that guy
95 minutes
>>582226073/ourgirl/
>>582225996Indeed
>>582226619Cum Bucket shouldn't've been a 3*
>>582226774ew BBB
What am I hoarding these for anyway
>>582226910uh oh meltyyyyyy
Bakushin owes me bakushin sex
>>582226923the random carnival events that use them, you usually use 200~ to get everything on the first day
>>582226774>irish at the top of hell's kitchenKino
>>582226910troon melty
>>582227050They run that garbage again?
>>582226923for when team trials gets double rewards during anni
>>582227121>>582226996"reformed and ready"
>>582227172yeah
>>582227050>use 200~ to get everything on the first dayThat sounds retarded
>>582227050That's just a waste of the thingies though? You can get everything naturally
>>582227049
Can't wait to skip through finals so I can collect my 3rd place rewards.
>>582227308yeppers, you're talking to a real one >>582227347then stop hoarding something you won't use
I talked to the anon from previous thread. Turns out we are both equally gay. A truce was established through our common love for uma sex.He has nice cock
Ah it's that time of day already
https://jiggie.fun/Bn52elhttps://jiggie.fun/Bn52elhttps://jiggie.fun/Bn52el
STOP being homosexual You can not find happiness this wayYou NEED to have childrenThink of what your parents would thinkMARRY & REPRODUCE
>>582226910>BBB?
>>582227480same asf. 52% wr, got raped by hogs in round 2, ready for my 8th group A 3rd
>>582227881better business bureau
Hot Derby Special!
any cuties
wait they're already teasing evo skills with the recent Chiyo videos?
Wife Nature
>>582228140just you, i think.
>>582228140You already posted one.
>>582228148they're releasing in 4 days bro
>>582227881Beautiful Boomshell Babe
deeeeeeees~~
>>582228148We will get Evo Skills before Arima Kinen but it's only XOguri whose skills get released.
>>582228140Must have been the wind
This thread could be better if nonnies posted THAT
why would evos get released now of all times. stop falling for the gaslight and wait until 2nd anni for evos
>>582228317does she really have all of that
>>582228921zased....
>>582228951its BASED you insufferable /v/troon
>>582228823why would they release an early balance patch with no previous warning bro, it's not like it has happened before... twice
>>582229030Based on what?
