>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>582256040
Hello ergies
i kinda wish i streamed my twink playthrough to show all this cheese. or at least recorded it.
Are you guys doing a 6man run or did you give up on it?
>>582399970>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
>>582399970>>582400109dolls...
>>582400240Filterbro should get around to updating the list again the thread shitters are finding new ways to spam
>>582399970>>582400109@everyone let's pump to this
I get that the marionettes have 4 arms so that they're better workers, but why does Ranni's doll have four arms also? It's clearly a custom model.
>>582400576Why does Miquella have four arms in god form?
>>582400659He doesn't. He projects 2 extra arms (they are clearly holographic) so that he can cast incantations while simultaneously holding onto his bara onii-chan
>>582400109>>582399970Wyld baby factories
Boc should have been an autofarmer for craft material instead of a fackin seamster
>>582401057Especially with how cheap altering your own clothes is
>>582399970>>582400109Exe baby factories
Revenant is 1000% more cute, sexy, beautiful than the Whore Ranni
GG Bugs, how epic chungus is this?
>>582401717ce kino, name? for the block list of course :)
>>582401717gg got something for my strevanant that I'll never use
>A*g*r
are you not requeuing
>>582402284Queueing, was fixing something.
>>582402284I am guess the 3rd left
>>582399970I love artwork of Ranni where she's drawn with large breasts
>>582401589shut it maggot
>>582402448yeah of course men are reeeeeally simple creatures it's rather shocking
6man lobbies are a lie created by JewCorp to make me wake up earlier than usual.
uh oh husbandjeet is a flatty
hefty sleep pot
>>582402569>men like secondary sexual characteristics that signal good fitness and therefore healthy potential offspringWoah. Are you mad that you're disappointing your husband because you can't give him a handful?
>>582402569it makes us endearing and approachable
>>582403159true
fun of them to bring back the gwyn barriers
even toe dfc > cowa
executor won wyldpoops lost
>>582402569You shouldn’t be ashamed of your DFC lots of men like those too
okay mushjeet
Artist from the nox amor/silkreign comics has released his own overhaul modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/908
wyldeities won execucks lost
>>582404049>>582403690True though
>>582404646I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't want more flashy stuff.
lol i thought you both had lltb
GG nomap gigalibra. Shouldn't have dropped the LLTBT :^)
>>582405486>>582405473yup shameful display I'm going to sleep
even doe wyldshitters got raped and conquered by the exemasters
wyldpatients were diagnosed by the exedoctors
>>582400240Thanks for your service
Novelai anon is the only good poster we've had in recent times god bless him/her
>>582402569Sadly there aren't any men ITT (except me)
>>582406204What about ytlaire?
>>582401057Instead of breeding rapemeat for her tribe you mean
>>582402884Hello brainrot anon
zdps in queue
>>582406727name?
>>582406320more like sissylaire
Elden Ring NERFED Ekzyke's Decay... Was it Enough?
>>582406320Are they going to be new thread obsession?
ohh elder boid
>>582406204Don't talk about yourself in third person.
>>582406204Continue talking about others in the first person.
>>582406949i gave up
Queued
https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/ColdAmorphousEmuPipeHype-PKUXTynkFnsRR6ZS>thrusting sword scholar feint into R1 is good
Lardin'
queued
>>582410180ok 2/3
>>582409197Yeah it is
>>5824104263/3 yet?
>>582410531nyo
>>582410531no
>>582410564>>582410568What about now?
>>582410531yes
>>58241065433
>>582409197How is him blundering by trying to aggress red hammer birds related?
>>582406204They should make an E-H gallery.
>>582412903I'm actually so afraid of what will happen to that site, so much jeetslop no one wants is uploaded to it every day, the servers are going to explode.
didn't get to use my chungus whip finisher...
GGreg, idk what you guys were doing at end dropping gear then instantly picking them back up. I only saw twinblade with damage negation on hit but I already had that with decent enough secondary passive. Unless you wanted mine
gg cold dog thanks for the negation although i was kinda perplexed by your choice to drop itsorry 'bout splitting off on day 2, i thought that gaol ping was a joke>>582413154i dunno either
>>582413154i wanted to give you the yellow negation>>582413221>i thought that gaol ping was a jokeit was kek
>>582413221>i thought that gaol ping was a jokeI mean it was level 1 red gaol, so we could've gotten decent weapon there and there was another red boss down below. I thought you wanted to just grab invader/flask then come back. I wanted to clear that encampment since weaker due to balancer and red so while you picked your stuff we do encampment then gaol made sense.
>>582413363some people here throw giga tantrums and block you if you dare to do even one so i'm kinda cagey about doing them these days
As they should
>>582413130Hello brainrot anon
>>582413030That goes for so many porn sites in general at this point
>goes on the porn addict forum>gets upset he sees porn
>>582415554what porn?
>>582413679lmaooooooooooooooooo
Geeg balancer. I accidentally dropped my only successive negation so had to go get that at end. >>582413679Yes well, I am okay doing them as long as it's a quick side trip and not we must fight red ancient dragon. Sometimes we do get decent passives or weapons from there.
where saar sense
>>582416653dont worry i got it here
>>582415554>I'm not upset, you're upset!Never gets old
Duchess saves gamesGuardian ruins games
>>582417328based
>>582414793why did this trigger him>>582415554strange psychosis
Wtf
in 15 minutes i will queue for 5 minutes
>>582417328even the night invaders
>>582415817 (me) meant for >>582415817
>>582415657Retard
>>582417762Bodied that raped threadshitter faggot maggot troonjeet freak well done
>>582417762so lame...
>>582413363>I mean it was level 1 red gaol, so we could've gotten decent weaponthe evergaol mind control is crazy, you really believe this
>582417762jeet meltyKino
>>582417762so cool...
>>582417762After going through the archive, I have to say it is extremely impressive how dedicated he is to thinking and posting about sucking cocks. He might actually put OP to shame.
The elden poop
>>582413363What boss spawned? because I can tell you right now red gaol cruci's day 1 have 8k hp and 35-40% resistance to every type of phys damage and element besides lightning and fire. You might think its a safe choice because its a solo fight with an easy moveset but really its just a massive timesink compared to just about any other early game option.
Reminder that Elden Ring is a feminist fantasy world and women are smarter (higher iq) and more magical (better wizards) than men
Reminder that jee said that duskbloods is jeeproved so buy a switch 2
Men are SLAVES to women in the world of Elden Ring
>>582415554I go to pornhub for the political arguments in the comment sections, not for the porn.
Greatshields
1/3
>>582425897Wild. The inside is double wild.
dead thread dead game how long do I have to queue for
>>582426259Queued
>>582426958lies........
>>582427056
Don't drop that picklepee hey don't drop that pumparum
>>582427101ok but it still says 1/3 for me
>>582427101Looks like someone finally looked around the roundtable.
>>582427373It doesn't always goes 2/3, idk man.
>>582425897
1 out of 3 if anyone is around.
ill queue in 1h14m
>>582428606I'll leave it until 2pm then I'll just go with play with randoms instead.
>"guardian is shit">"stop bullying!">"i'm saying he needs buffs">"stop bullying!!!!!">guardian doesn't get buffed this is the most retarded community i've ever seen in any videogame
>>582429730
>>582430253>Anything else?yeswhy hasn't the community grown up to realize that guardian needs buffs? they've been stuck into the "no bullying" mindset ever since release
>>582430253Brutal
Already skipped 2/3
Mystery GGreg, that thing melted bit too fast. Also day 1 level 2 swamp invader is pain, not worth it, I wanted to see if you had a plan but lmao.
>>582430485reddit hugbox birdjeets feel unwanted and cry when people dodge them on character selection
>bro just stand where they cant hit you swamps are easybiggest lie erg has ever told me, I really wish I knew which of you jobbers said this in the thread
>>582431078Thats the narrative all right.
>>582431078i had a guardian game yesterday after idk how longhe kept using unupgraded base weapons up until level 11 when i dropped a greatshield for him it's not just the character, he somehow attracts the most retarded people alive everyone who dodges him is right
>>582431329lol did someone actually say that
>>582431523ye me
>>582431596shut the fuck up
>>582431776
>>582431776>>582432051kek
>>582424257keep your boyfriend to yourself
>>582427226Unexpected soul
Local doll comes home to a tower of wobbling plapmeat waiting for herhttps://files.catbox.moe/q0m9iz.png
>>582435472cc…trish…clapcake….
Not into pedo shit but the alice outfit is always hot on women.
>>582435472what a terrible day to have eyes, fuck my curiosity, genuinely go kill yourself (not in game)
>>582435472what a terrific day to have eyes, bless my curiosity, genuinely continue living (ingame and in real life)
this is the moment we start being nice to qtrish
>no calls for fctruly a dead gennie
>>582439398TERRible>>582439903TERRific
>>582441332WHOREible, WHOREific
Is it true that Tarnished Edition made the game's graphics worse, even for people who didn't buy the pack?
>>582442024Mixed bag. The game runs at a higher fps on average for me but there is more popin or fade in and changing gear has a visual delay most of the time now.on PS4.
>can't disable TAA vaseline vision without disabling onlinefuck sake another offline experience again
*fuck* trish
You do you anon
the xbox guy is a slut I'm sure of it
lets get yurmed everybody
>>582445247>>582444557>>582444285>>582427226yep yep
>>582445247 >>582444557 >>582444285 >>582427226 nope nope
Whats an ash of war for UrumiDont say endure
>>582447314raptor o quickstep
Guys I need to confess something...When prepare to die first launched I would crash fight clubs with hacked dark bead and kill everyone...Sorry...
>>582403139wrf that was not me
apologize to jee, not us
I think the "Guts Greatsword" is fucking ugly and it just looks like a dumb cartoony metal pipe popsicle shit. It looked better in DS3 and looked absolutely beautiful in dark souls 1 and it's still my favorite. I hate how the big swords seemingly have tiny baby range too unless you use moves that stretch out forward, it's like the character reels in the sword and gives it less range on purpose. I remember a normal Greatsword attack in ds3 had a lot of good range on it because it was a vertical slam downward, as it should.
>>582448956kinda soul>>582449323kinda joyless
>>582399970I want to suck on Ranni's tits
so amazing that hosts still rarely survive jumping down the caelid tower, even my husband finds it funny cause I always call it
>>582451082atleast now there's a dedicated jump button
>>>/v/748509849If I said the same thing that he says in this webm, I would be labelled a "libshit"
>>582452778WHO CARES SHUT UP
eceleb says racist is bad>"Le ebin moldman!"eceleb dates asians>"based colonizer moldman!"eceleb says forced representation is bad>"Yeah, fuck em up, moldman!"I say racism is bad>"kiked brown retard"I say asian women are pretty, but I don't have any real racial preference>"race traitor cuck!"I say forced representation is bad>"Libshit trying to suppress our freedumz to make fun of things"
^^ raped cocksucker
>>582454074weird off topic post
>>582451082
Greecey really gets traumatized by the arguments he loses here and seethes about them for days if not weeks on end holy shit
>>582454074shut it reterrd
is captcha not working for anyone else
why do you ask ergie
>>582458335it's struggling
>>582458335it's 'zuking it
>>582458335yeah, its a bit cooked fr
Hiroshimoot fix this shit
we are the ergieyogurts
Damn, it sucks that there is no Dark Souls general thread in /vg/. :cIs it worth it to fight against enemy players in PVP even though people are just going to perform backstabs because they want easy victories?
>>582461202Of course not just run away and summon phantoms
>>582461202sis just parry it
>>582417762Damn he ripped your head clean off you're not coming back from that lol
>>582461202Before I answer that is that a picture of you?
>>582461571No, that's Shamiko, you silly boy!
>>582461712Oh… call me silly again ^.^
Queuing mayhaps?
the gloam-eyed queuer
>>582461202Is anyone really going to stop you from talking about it here, this many years out from Elden ring and Nieghtreign's release
>>582463814one guy here is pretty weird about it
>>582463814the dsg obsessed schizo
>>582461202Hello new erg girl you seem cute and nice would you like to add me on steam and play games together
>>582466115anon discarded all the old and used up erg girls...
>>582461202>Damn, it sucks that there is no Dark Souls general thread in /vg/. :cIt was bound to happen eventually.>Is it worth it to fight against enemy players in PVP Yes .even though people are just going to perform backstabs because they want easy victories?Backstabs take skill you shitter.
>>582467698I forgot the meme arrow but whatever.
I started playing nightreighn last week, I'm kinda bored with Wylder at this point, what character should I learn next? Who's fun?
>>582468245Totes.
>>582468245Executor
>>582468383this is gonna upset key individuals, nice work
>>582468347Don't think I have that one, I've only unlocked dutches and revenant.I've been playing the first 2 bosses untill I'm utterly bored by them.
>>582469069Agreed.
kek
>>582468245Try a completely different playstyle instead of just jumping to another melee character. Recluse, Revenant, Skill/Caster Duchess, Ironeye, Scholar (DLC character)It'll make you more flexible down the line when you get teammates who just want to play melee characters. Recluse is very fun once you get her kit down and have all 3 of her relic effects rolling
>>582468347>>582469156Do you really spend all your free time making these meaningless spam posts? Go outside
>>582469926This.
>>582470025loser ass faggot
>>582469926You aren't outside?
>>582469839True.
we are the greasyjeets hear us shout oh yeah yeaj
dsg lost the regs lost the iregs lost the uregs lost the shower lost
>>582472187Who won?
>>582472350/erg/ like always.
>>582472350asmon
gold evergaols should give you a passive choice normally only able to be gotten through a raid. having your reward for sinking time into an old gaol fight be fucking 30k runes is such a slap in the face. They're rare enough that it wouldn't break the game nor would it really be worth hunting for but it would still create cool moments during runs.
>>582472187Yes.
>>582472350we (all of us) are still asking this question
>>582472603that could be fun, certainly make them more interestingthey've been kind of an odd duck since launch in terms of map routing
>>582472932in their current state evergaols could be removed from the game and it would strictly improve nightreign
>>582473020now now lets not be hasty
>>582473098Natural progression of the topic he wants to repeat because of arrested development. Let him burn the topic out as fast as possible.
>>582473185schizo
>>582473185kek way to ruin his fun.
I like Evergaols. They are easy and give you a permanent damage boost.
>>582473416>>582473185Hello DOS back again I see shitting up the thread
>>582463814Generals have subjects for a reason
>>582473590Easy doesn't translate to a good investment of time. Doing a multi level fort at level 10 is easy, that doesn't mean the time it takes to run up to the golem/crystallian doesn't make it a waste of time. Most of the solo gaol bosses may not have particularly difficult movesets, but the HP bloat simply just makes them never worth doing compared to everything else available especially in the early game. And that's maximum good faith assuming you have good luck on what pops out, not even bringing up the gank fights or higher tier fights.
weak bait diddyblud
Proper Gaol Etiquette:1. Do NOT run the relic effect, just don't.2. Be the slowest the person on the team - hunting for stonesword keys helps a lot with this!3. Lower your teammates stress levels by going to the gaol instead of the big scary field boss when the ring is closing! They'll appreciate your sound judgement on going with easier option.4. Make sure to stay at the gaol even if your teammates are going someplace else! The mental resilience you display by fighting red crystallians alone with nothing but bows and curved swords will earn their respect!5. Use your ping a whole bunch at the gaols so your teammates know to come over and get that sweet loot!Happy Gaoling!
>>582473590We've all seen people 3bar to every kind of gaol. Nox bitches, stoneskins and crucible knights all destroy Z tiers which makes them take so long if you're not level 15.
Grrr blast that dastardly creasy/terr/devil/trish/mush/dos/dragoniran/filteranon/elf/tinpo/zorban/ytlaire for bringing 4chan offline it's all his fault
>>582473923Don't forget to include the part where you vehemently defend gaols and say they're good even when your decision making directly costs the team more boss kills
>>582473801They dont really have hp bloat if you open them on day 1 though, plus that means the boss also does less damageFrankly i find the assertion that gaols are never worth doing just silly, they have a time and placeBut this is pointless debate anyway, both sides have already made up their mind and will never change their opinion>>582474446>not on the listthank you jesus
>>582474441you can't convince me a single person on earth actually knows the movesets of the nox bitches or stoneskins, you just never fight them
>>582474446>not on the list phew
I like terr
>>582474441mate we've seen people wipe to the starter camp, we've all had our moments of utter retardation
I uninstalled Nightreign. No, I won't be returning. The game is over
.. said no one ever but the raped maggot himself
>>582469926You forgot the rest of the retardation: >>582458536>>582458760>>582459898>>582461027>>582470636
>>582474446>First on the list.eeyikes. He's really obsessed with me
>>582474796I don't have too much of an interest in MMV or 0-999 climbs and I'm starting to get bored of just destroying the game, only losing once every 50 or whatever runs due to a silly choke or something. It wouldn't be so bad, but the pw is dead and randos suck (lots of cheaters/sloppers and/or straight up retarded players who don't know what they're doing)
>>582474894>>582474867>>582474686>>582474446>>582473816Hello brainrot anon
>>582475321For me, I just reached the limits of my tolerance for the difficulty. I could probably get better if I really just grinded it out. But I'm generating more aggravation than satisfaction from each match. So I'm quitting before I give myself an aneurysm
>>582474796i might play again when i finish this save and get bored of raping stormveil dads.
>>582476409you're an egg
>>582478806You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat all of me.
Would phys16 and 6 stacks of bestial incants be a good build for password carrying?
>>582476409That's just the giant Stone Astrolabe in Loretta's arena. Bird eggs aren't perfect ovals.
>>582479651Sure, as long as you don't use cheat engine for this build.
>>582479741Darn I only have phys14 and 5 stacks of bestial
>>582479741hi anti-cheater
>>582479695I know, but it looks like an egg in a nest with a big bird behind it from that angle.
>>582479651unironically nojust doing damage doesn't let you carry some of the Z tiers on the pass, you need survivability
>>582479741grrr how dare you cheat legal relics in a coop game
>>582480628That's cap but I'll let you believe that
>>582480439Where's the big bird? Can you outline it?
>>582481663The mountain. It looks like a bird rearing its head up. You still trying to claim you can't see the thing we can all see?
>>582481742That's one fucked up looking bird. I think you need to see a doctor.
>>582481742>You still trying to claim you can't see the thing we can all see?It is a hill he is ready to die on (while doing the twinbird run himself).
Don't be too hard on the bird schyzo, he is partially blind, and his loneliness is driving him a little bit crazy.
>>582481892I know we joke about it a bunch to upset him when anon is posting it. I think there are a good 10 anons doing the bird run now.
what is the bird run
dude has a least 11 personalities in his head
>>582482072Maybe more, I see a lot of the outfits twinbird anon posts being used by other anons in screenshots, or they are in the area he just showed off right after.
>>582481742huh that's that webcomic bird
dos x creasy x terr x mush x devil
>the raped convention
>>582481938Schizo lover
>>582479651Its not damage you need but skill, ie can you solo ED Balancers ?
>>582472550asmongaols
>>582472350me
>>582474446no problem
>>582486674yes problem
I don't like that I get lumped in with the discord.
>Q up>Nothing but latin americans shitting the bedhaahwaaw
What's so great about the primeval current?
>>582489198turns people to rocks, pretty cool innit?
>>582486413how is wow forever shifty
queue status?
>>582489314no clue i didn't get a beta key>>582489562 i can queue for the right price
>>582489198it feels great on your clit
>>582490114
>>582489314dogshit
>>582486674good gif
>>582489314kino
>>582474796never boughted nightreign and yes i do shitpost here hourly
>>582474796Name?
>>582489198I want to suck an erg girls toes
what the actual fuck is this build?
>>582490154>>582486674We look like this
>>582492306Wait don't tell me you don't know the meta zero damage claw Raider?
>>582492306>chungusmaxxing, 0dps, 3 stacks of max hp + augur relicaverage /erg/ build
>>582492651Name anyone on the pw running that kind of build.
>>582474796I have moved on too. I'd be having fun with other games but I'm having medical issues so I'm stuck browsing and shitting around until I solve what's wrong with me.
>>582492936Don't die yet creasy
What do you guys think of this pre-Altus guide based on the erpasta here? I tried to get a powerful build going before triggering Radahn's Festival: https://rentry.org/vfgiq4ze
>>582493097Well it's just the classic 3h fetch quest you do at the start of a vanilla run. You can go even further and take the 2 dectus medallion to go to altus.
ERPasta
phishing link do not click
>>582492651Hello brainrot anon>>582454305Hello cock obsessed anon
fishing link please click :)
>>582493586Well, it's now using Reed Great Katana, which didn't exist before the latest patch. I also do get the dectus medallion, but I specifically avoid using it so I can get redhot whetblade. And I get some a golden seed that the erpasta does not (siofra river). I haven't seen this actually organized in any other easy-to-find guide. Maybe this type of run is available on yt, but not in written form.
>>582494791i don't know why you would start with idus when vagabond is still the most versatile class
no crystal rushing on lake start but crystal rush on the other 2 great hollow spawns. I feel like thats a good rule of thumb to play by. I like leaving the lake at level 7
FUCK i missed gyobu hitting the 100 guardian streak. she's on 102 now..
>>582493097That's fine. I think someone familiar with the game already knows what to get and what to skip. If I know I'm going a melee/fth build and just want to burst past margitino I can just use a club for margit and whatever weapon I was planning on using for the midgame on 'rick for example.Very thoughtful of them to give you axe talisman and charge tear right at the beginning, as well as the club (i forget where you get it, i think the guy next to first step sells it or sum ting)I think BHF or Dragon Halberd are the best "grab it in the first 5 minutes and steamroll the game until you can get what you actually want to build around" weapons
also BHF L2's are weirdly strong. I remember it only took a few of them to melt down morgot in leyndell
>>582495639who the fuck is gyobu
>>582495867it's the reed katana now. even higher AR than regular great kat on elemental infusion. swap between wild strikes/impaling thrust/giant hunt to rape anything.
>>582495989gyobu MASATAKA ONIWAAS I BREATH YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE
>>582495989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlKXBa86cVs
>>582496115I get where you're coming from but one of the token aspects that make BHF the weapon of choice for speedrunning the first half of the game is that somber is just so much easier to max out than normal smithing stones
>>582495503Minimum arcane, if you're going for that, and only 1 level required to use RGK>>582495867as >>582496115 said, RGK is even easier to get than BHF. Combine it with Impaling Thrust and you get a beast. BHF is still there as an option to use somber stones>>582496346yep
>>582496242>solo guardian
>>582496395even with low arcane idus spread is less optimal than vagabond for virtually every build except high level dex with golden vow. and they can both use rgk at base with soreseal.
>>582496619Thanks, that's the feedback I was looking for. I want a generic guide that can be used by almost any build right at the beginning with minimal rune farming.
Randoms are funny sometimes
thinking about Undertaker's fat ass
>>582497558why
>>582497998'cause it's fat
>>582497558the cutest nightfarer
ill never understand the people who queue up with bestial or halo slop. what is fun about trivializing the whole game
>>582497558Hello Undertaker's secret black boyfriend
>>582498152They're really bad at the game and only winning is fun and this is the only way they can win. Simple as.
>>582498168kys dsjeet
>>582498168Hello ter rtroona keep it to yourself
>>582498168it’s crazy how you never stopped thinking about this for nearly a year
so plump and doughy
>Looking for new weapons to try out>Magma Blade>1% drop rateI've actually tried farming for this thing for at least 3 hours and it has not dropped once. I wanted two of these to dual wield. Fuck this.
>>582499183suffering builds character, i've farmed for the nobles estoc and slender swords before which have a 0.5% drop rate
>>582499649Yeah but you can wipe out a group of them (4?) in Limgrave and I got 6 of the slender swords in 30 minutes, and 3 of the estocs in the same time in Altus. Magma blade is just being fucking stubborn.
>>582499898just have someone drop it for you lol
>>582499898>6 in 30 minutesnot with my luck
>>582499898the best NSS farm is raya lucaria, up the elevator next to the grace
>Hey anon!>Y-you're not wearing your "I love taking Big Miquella Cock" t-shirt!?>Haha, do I have to torture you again?
>>582503534she said that
>>582503534Can you not peg me with the 1:1 replica of Miquella's babygock dildo again? That felt a little gay.
>>582503534Why is Leda looking at me loke that? This artist really fucked up her mouth.
>>582503534stop it saber… this isn’t like you…
>>582503534I would dress as miquella just to have Leda rape me
An xbot just asked me for help with Maliketh, and then this lovely exchange happened.
>>582503534Leda is the Fauci of Elden Ring.
>>582504292>WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE, WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE!
>>582504168these are my rapists
>>582504392Hello redcel anon
literally what did he mean by this@582504392
This Bleed Build Is Actually BUSTED
I'm FINISHED with Nightreign... But Why?
>try to carry 3 bug>as str rev>failGomenasai /erg/ I was not strong enough
>>582506304>>as str revI have really good relics for fist str rev and the damage is still terrible, its just not worth it
>>582506304Name? For the my friend list
>>582506304the rev str relic really needed to boost str to 60+ not 45ish, and it should have at least boosted vigor as well like the duchess str relic. The respec is just numerically weak on a character that is already vigor starved, esp for melee. I still sometimes run a meme str fist build with randos when D0 ED balancers is on rotation thoughever
>>582506504terr
>>582506504I was simply playing base 3 bug. I was trying to have buzzword but the two players I was with 3 barred for about 30 minutes straight. I'm not blaming them, one only had 14 hours in game, I just couldn't poke the boss to death with melee in between laser storms.
Should I play First Berserker Khazan? I liked P and AI Limit
gAI limit kek
>>582508205It's decent but the early game is a fucking grueling nightmare when it comes to bosses and that's because of the bad difficulty scaling. There used to be only two difficulties during launch, easy and normal. They later patched it to add an even easier difficulty, renamed easy to normal, and added expert difficulty which used to be called normal. So expert is the intended difficulty and let me tell you it makes the bosses so retardedly tanky it's not even funny. Almost dropped the game at one point but I powered through. Once you get more abilities the bosses become better to manage but not enough to make the rest a cakewalk. It's just the early game being hellish to play.
>>582491989Shut it mushjeet you worthless turd world maggot this is why no one likes you
*Mushgawd
... said no one ever but the threadshitting cocksucker himself
... by the way i forgot to mention i love cocks
^^^ hyper raped projecting brown maggot faggot threadjeet
>>582506102Because it's a boring piece of shit
should i do lies of peak or elden shit when i finish god3
>>5825120901-2 weeks break then dog ring so you don't burn out too quickly
>>582510842Many erg girls are calling him this
>>582511948youre soooo mad lmao
>>582506102>he bought and consoomed the slopgood goy
>>582514012You seem to be the mad one for being upset I called your hyper asset flip slop a boring piece of shit, which it is
>>582489198I don't know
Every time I open a webm and I see the nightreign ui I immediately close it
>>582514853you don't even need to open it(on a monitor, imagine phoneposting), just check for the 2 ability balls on the bottom
>>582514853based based based
telly on the tkk
anyone wanna queue?
i can in 2h40m
>>582523454ha ha ha, no.
>>582524074Twisted that redcel's nipples clean off
>>582523454boutta queue pw for 10 then prob randoms
>>582400576Her doll is supposed to look like her teacher, the snowy crone.She is from the same place as Recluse, if she had 4 arms maybe shes cursed/deformed in some way.Or Ranni just used 4 arms for some other reason.
>>582523454Sure I can queue
>>582400576Its a mystery
>>582527752dosjeeta...
>>582527752the drake k***ht armor would fit picrel better
>>582508205It’s fun but has some hiccups like the other guy said. Would recommend waiting for a sale like with most of these games.>>582512090The former for a nice change of pace.
>>582524074God3 is so awesome...
>>582528061what do you need of me now flockling? >>582528064This one makes it look like the back has been ripped up and the wings destroyed. The belt over the chest looks like the spine sticking out and the hat also has the tip looking like a bird ripping a finger apart. I used the Drake Knight chest for a different outfit.
All your fashion sucks dos
Fat nun meathttps://files.catbox.moe/f83s3l.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8d31xo.png
>>582524074off topic
>>582528479I know you feel that way, you've been obsessed with commenting on my characters long before I was doing a twin-bird run. I get it, I ruined so many of your threads for fun using my characters.
>>582528491The brownest retard you know just came over this.
>>582528576That was you doing that to him?
>>582528491fap time
>>582528491hpmaxxing maris relic users be like
>>582528491pumping
>>582528576types As have their way with her
>>582529046If you say so
>>582528576>>582529335>hot afI get why a collection of troons made you public enemy number 1 now.
>>582529335You're beautiful
>>582528776>fat
>>582529552not subtle dos
>>582535197where did you get this photo of me
>>582528491requesting trishh x BWC
>>582539790Not your god sorry. Hot chicks are hot.
1/3 domo
>>582540846lemme finish this round of mahjong then i'll queue
>>582541004
>>582541328sissy
>>5825410043/3 now
>>582541004cc is back!
>>582540846Domo? Like domo3000? The based GOD2 enjoyer who proved many lying game reviewers wrong?
zo zleeby
>>582539930this and then clapcake x BBC
Schlop Schlop SchlopWylder cummies in Duchess and Recluse tummies. Raising a happy famileeeSchlop Schlop
gg cold dog
GG Coligo. The relic is tempting.
>>582541482He's a libshit but we will overlook that part.
>>582544256Whoa, friend... let's just chill out. There's no need to make it controversial.
>>582541328>>582541468cc isn't the only one here who plays mahjong
>>582541004Do you think erg has 2 more people with whom we can create a room with
>>582546071pwned them son
>>582541004>>582546071>>582546089post ranks
>>582545326reduced rune's isn't that bad but lower attack below hp is rough on a meleekek>>582546089mayhaps
>>582545773The clapcake fucks BBC everyday though
>>582546319We don't know for sure.
>>582539930tinpo would happily watch
>>582545609That explains why he likes dogshit2
>>582541328>>582546071I look like this
>>582545609Proof?
>>582544256>>582546319take it easy tërr
>>582545186finally some kino!!!
>>582547770https://youtu.be/WQ4Og68_Sj8&t=274
we're considering a lot here at /erg/
>>582548221ds2troons will never be human
I have gotten 1 invader in 2 days where is everynyan
i'm human
Cute and valid girlie only run
gg mystery cold bugsblessed triple rev game
GG mysterybuggies, I thought it was going to be Caligo again but then arena was different so thought it was going to be Heolstor. I wonder if I dropped that staff early would you've been a slicer rev.
>>582548221And? Still doesn't take away the fact he proved the reviewers wrongYeah leftists are dumb but a content creator's political alignment doesn't matter when his job is debunking things
>>582549071
>>582549875>>582549886the reddit gathering
>>582546319classic pawgcake
>>582549875>>582549886the 4chan gathering
>>582549806who post this
I want to fug Alpin's bussy
>>582553858maggot freak
>>582551524don’t talk to yourself weird dsjeet chasercuck
>>582548221There you have it folx! DS2 lovers = wholesome trans BIPOCDS2 haters = nonaffirming chud bigotswho won't get in the gender coffin
queue?
who's asking + vanilla or mmv
we are the ergie maggot freaks hear us shout
It's a gem
keko
>>582555057sellen is a lifegem
>>582555479
>>582555727Huntertina
>>582555727
what if we had crossplatform bloodborne with new and old weapons 60fps and reworked multiplayer uguu
>>582556791Shut up bitch
>>582555479BILLIONS agree
>>582546313>mayhapsSounds like no
>>582558073Perchance
>>582555479>almost have an npc who's about to have a good and fulfilling ending to their quest>she goes and turns into a fucking rock at the last moment
>>582557472D:
>>582559119keep talking bitch
>>582496182>the castle gate remains closed.
Try seed
>>582514478>>582511948>>582514574>>582514853mutilated that cuckold
>>582557795If only she was like that
>>582561613she's smug
>>582561603shut it maggot freak
>>582496182>>582559824Based sekirochads
If you do Sellen's quest before Raya Lucaria, you can summon her to fight the Red Wolf of Radagon.
>>582567365Nani?
>>582568058Try it
>>582569715>playing elden ringno thanks
Is Discus of Light the most underrated spell?>costs only 3 fp>actually does good damage most of the time>huge fucking range>goes through multiple enemies>comes back around to hit them again from behind>3 fucking fpfiring it is kinda awkward, it gets stuck on terrain and it has zero tracking so good luck hitting anything nimble but still, this thing is so fucking neat.
>>582570957No its perfectly rated
>>582570957when it returns, you can use it for your erdtree greatshield L2 to shoot yet another projectile
>>582561603keep speaking human normal
I wonder where the pickle guy is now, perhaps he could save erg
queuers?
>>582524074dogged
professional youtuber and guidemaker i kneel
this guy is using gsgs recluse on ed dogs. erg getting kind of chungusmogged
>>582576289>>582577097Who?
'zuk it up'addy it down
>>582577097how i move these days
>>582577131KING SAK. KINGSAK_plays on twitch
king saksham
>farming divine bird warrior in enir elim>drops nothing for 20 minutes>suddenly drops its entire armor set and the curved sword all at onceI wish fromsoft learned their lesson from Bloodborne and had set guaranteed drops for weapons and armor
I just found out DS3 is on sale so now I have to quickly make a twink to gape every hostcel in the highwall.
>>582577097thats not chungus thats just griefing
>>582578654Nah, a little grinding is always nice
>>582578654>wish fromsoft learned their lesson from previous games>>582578694current sale price is x3 what it was before elden ring
>>582578694>Ethereal shield>Murky ScytheDark Souls 3 is fucking gay
>>582578978they're slick
make sure to subscribe like and hit that bell for more useful nightreign guides
>>582580001>kb&m
mighty terr
>>582577097>>582578725Hello brainrot anon
>>582560695>>582560065I was just beginning to wonder what happened to the webms of your playthrough
>>582578694Hostchads own your booty, redcel
>>582580910im not brainrot anon, how rude
>>582581280hot
>>582581280onlywaifu fantasizes about this
>>582577164shut it maggot freak
>>582496182>>582559824Cringe sekirofags
>>582582445defeat can stir dark urges
>>582496182>>582559824Kino sekiroGODS
>>582583052>>582582489>>582565128I hope someone airtags your car and kills you in a parking lot
>>582583246Wishing death on others is a bad omen anon it might happen to you instead
...in Elden Ring
>>582581280SL10/+1 feel free to snipe me nigger
Someone attach the namefags' names to the figures in this image.
>>582584775All (You)
>>582584775Me with the gun shooting you!
https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/FitBusyPlumCorgiDerp-b-hn4ta5pm4zWFPy
>>582584724I don't play with racists, sorry.
>>582585934Based
I'm so poopy
>>582586581you already kno-w!
>>582584775Me shooting terropposite poster, DOS, Creasy, and 2 dsg'ers on the bottom
>>582585481>scholar crab runs out mid attacklmao why does everyone glaze scholar crab like it's actually good for anything?no attack debuff either
>>582585481I've dodged that attack a million times and then choked it during a run I had to clutch up on so I get it. He was panicking too much though, I don't think I've ever surge sprinted that much during that attack, and dodging it sideways is obviously retarded you dont need me to explain that
>>582584775>>582586760>>582585436I have a better idea.
>>582587374me on fcs
>>582587374fuck yes genocide /dsg/. get rid of all those weirdos so we can have good threads again
that's it i'm blocking the trolls
we did our part, we held the fartbut /erg/ did not care at allwe did our best, we passed the testbut /erg/ wants to see us fall
What are the odds that a new player on their first blind run fought & defeated Rykard and Mohg as their first two demigods? It's certainly an extremely small chance but not zero, right?
>>582588057what the fuck does that gif have to do with your question
>>582583246this but only the first and last
>>582587526>>582586760Wise words.>>582587672Shut up.
>>582588057technically not zero in the same way that atoms have a 0.0 to the quadzillionbillionth power 1% chance of aligning and moving past each other.It would require very specific game knowledge or someone trying to break the game on purpose
>>582588259>>582588249>>582587526>>582587672It's too early to start thread shitting wait until page 10 at least
>>582588302It's extremely unlikely but not that hard. Imagine a player who decided to fully ignore the guidance to Stormveil and just went past it to Liurnia. From there, there's two quests that take you directly to Mohg and Rykard.
>>582588456Agreed.
>>582587374Interesting art piece representing jolly co-op and invaders.
Elden Ring BUFFED Faith Builds... It's MADNESS
I started playing elden ring again. It's fun. Lots of RP builds.
>thirdie net is so dogshit it refuses to connect to other people
>>582589846OOOOO IM GONNA FUCKING ELDIE!
>>582590518kek
>>582590518Could you kill yourself already?
>>582590518hello erg girl
>>582588456Very telling choice of posts
so who made all these ergies play ER again? >>582557405was it you?
>>582591057What does it tell you?
>>582591057>>582454305
someone brought all the ergs together
>>582591279Hello cock obsessed anon
>>582590518>>582590712Not funny, did not laugh
>>582591660Upset?
>>582593246You have to take responsibility
>>582590518>>582593246stop posting boobs, not only is it off topic but even worse its distracting
>>582593246Jokes on you I only get excited by furry women
>>582593726Asuna isn't furry
>>582593246post her feet
>>582591057>>582591642you clocked him and made him reveal himself nice work
>>582590518>>582593246Such strange posts but good images.
^^ ultra raped double device posting threadmaggot
@husbandjeet what do you think about all the pornography posted by our colleagues?
>>582591241Nothing actually i was just rambling because I'm brown and schizophrenic sorry about that it won't happen again
Nightreign coming to switch and adding the bloodsworn and Bayonetta as DLC characters when
>>582595242i love dark souls games
>>582594838 (me) oops actually that’s not me this is my post >>582594481 I made a mistake I’m very unwell and disturbed as you can see
>>582585934lol
>>582595242They barely got normal eldie to run. They could technically do it though. It just uses p2p hosting like Eldie so it wouldnt be much work
>>582595242i hate dark souls games
Ultimate Devil
>>582595606 (me) oops actually that’s not me this is my post >>582595606 I made a mistake I’m very unwell and disturbed as you can see
^^ raped schizo cuck jeet with coping delusions
>>582595242That’s a cool animation at least. Don’t know about the rest.
>>582596942 (me) meant for >>582596942
>>582585481https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/AbstemiousDarkFennelTakeNRG-863Ldiw8gz6fNeyYinfinite content farmer
So excited to never play Nightreign again.
So excited to play Nightreign again.
I just removed my filters, because I no longer care about the state of the thread, since I'm not playing the game anymore. Read to go full scorched earth. Just give me a reason.
oh yeah its time to get yurmy up in here
>>582599403Is this creasy?
>>582597848Such a cheap attack>Boss magically slides on the ground like it's glitching, but it's not, the developers intentionally made it that way>It does two spins at different rates of speed, in order to obscure the vector it's sliding in.>At the end, it magically covers 50 meters of distance to instantly appear in his face.Anyone would think that at the distance it started at, it would take a while for the flames to reach the player. But he didn't account for the magical slide of instant distance closing to make the fire appear directly in his face.
Yeah I'm thinking it's creasy.
>>582599991I remember the last time he uninstalled and quit the game only to come back in a weekhe doesn't belong here and always talked too much despite being a Z tier
>>582597848oh, and because he's been conditioned by the community to be a cuck, he blames himself for that. Saying "one too many bell rings", as if he didn't have plenty of stamina to dodge.
>>582599403Get ready to 'zuk it up and terr it down for our yurmy erg tgirls
Creasy can you have your meltdown later I'm watching something
>>582600185This guy is overly sensitive to criticism. Even when it's not directed at him. He hates reading about bad things because it kills his vibes. Everything should be flowers and rainbows."Nooooo, stop giving my shitty lemonade stand a bad review! Sure, our recipe is too sour, but you just have to get good to understand its flavor profile. No, wait! Don't give us 1 star!"
worst fight in the game. no wonder all the challenge runs cheese it but whoops sleep pots are finite unless you farm fucking jellyfish
>>582600719Why are you checking on the thread in the middle of your show? Are you one of those people who keeps their phone out as a distraction while a show is on?
>>582600756You guys are so sensitive...
>>582601063No, I'm not Creasy after all
>>582600998"heh, noob. Don't you know you're supposed to kite them around for 60 minutes, while periodically pressing R1 in between their attacks?"
>>582601161suck my dick slut
>>582600756>literally says "i don't like lemonade">this is the stand's fault their lemonade must be badcreasecuck reading comprehension as usual
>>582601184Then how are you posting while you're watching something?Let me tell you friend, distracting yourself by checking a second monitor is not any better. A distraction is a distraction.
>>582601321>Uses an overly reductive metaphor.>Assume the person is not being so reductive, and adding more context to it.>"Erm... that's not what was said, you lack reading comprehension."Alternatively:>Assume the person is actually being that reductive, and respond to it as is>"Erm... don't take it so literally, autist"
Hey Creasy, are you joining Olympus? The Roach-King is merciful and kind to his people.
>>582601321creasy has bad eyesight he can't read the wordsthis is the picture's fault for not being magnified with an accessibility tool
>>582601548I shant be discussing such matters, as it is not relevant to the thread.
>>582601535>it's the metaphor's fault that i can't refute it as iscan't make this shit up
>>582601206>periodically pressing R1 in between their attacksuh... it's a shit fight but playing like that is a skill issue
>>582601752Refuting the metaphor is easy: I don't hate lemonade. Who said I hates lemonade?
>>582601906you don't have to say it, it's evident
>>582601890Oh you're right, I should instead spend 8 hours of my life in a boss practice mod, so I can learn all the blind spots, and epically strafe attacks that Fromsoft probably didn't even realize were strafe-able.
I just beat wukong. Overall I give it a 8ish out of 10. Maybe a 7.8. It got better as the game went on. First 2 chapters had horrible pacing and made it feel like boss rush game. There is way too many bosses but the pacing gets little better later on. Overall id say good game. Final boss super cool , probably one of my favorite soulslike bosses I can remember. He does this thing if you try to heal in front of him he will freeze you and steal your gorge and drink it in front of you.
Creasy has lost the mandate of heaven! Long live the terr dynasty!
>>582601906Hey Creasy, how would you feel of you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
>>582602026What is lemonade in this metaphor? If you say "Nightreign" then you're fucking retarded, shut up. Lemonade is a type of drink that has many varying ways of making it. Lemonade is not a single entity like Nightreign is a single entity.
>>582602142You're using that wrong.I wasn't literally referring to Lemonade. I was referring to the thing that Lemonade represents. Duh.
>>582602115they’ve both been raped to death nice try though fag
>>582601906>>582602142
>>582602038i think fromsoft realized that the attacks are strafeable which is why they gave him a tail swipe. anyway the problem is the janky behavior from the apostle and the terrain elevation fucking up crits.
I'm not quite sure I understand but how are all these images of aneemay grills related to Elden Ring or Nightreign?
>>582602241
We need the erg girls to post their gocks
>>582602501>i think fromsoft realized that the attacks are strafeableyes, to a degree. Some of the attacks you strafe freaks show off in your many various webms are overly precise to the point of incredulity that it was even intended.Also, the tail swipe is another way the game de-incentivizes the player from attacking more than a single R1 before escaping.
>>582602625unpopular opinion but i like flatchy
>Lemonade is not a single entity I see, lemonade isn't a drink it's a concept. My eyes have been opened.
>>582368703Thinking about this post
>>582602625I explained to you why Nightreign doesn't suit the metaphor. Where the flaw in my logic? Nightreign is a single product. Lemonade is a type of dish. As with most dishes, they can be prepared in many varying ways. I like some Lemonades. I just don't like YOUR Lemondade.
>>582602813i agree with your opinion, only spics like fat
>>582600756fromsoft was the lemonade
creasy it's cringe seeing you try this hard to baitjust uninstall and leave already, nobody will miss you
>>582602784you sound like you struggle with solo noble so i think you got bigger problems than the shitty duo fight
>>582602907Lemonade is more suitably compared to a genre. It's a genre of drink.
>>582602984have to wonder what she was getting at there
>>582603140That makes a little more sense, but not fully. Lemonade is a product, not a producer. If the image said "I hate your lemonade company" then it would actually make sense.
>>582602984don’t link to your own posts subhuman
I love erg girls
>>582603272>>582474796
>>582603724that's step 1 now do step 2
>>582603579Who am I?
>>582602570They don't. But unfortunately every teenage queer feels the need to avatarfag as cute girls. Like, they can't just say what they want to say and leave it at that. They have to advertise "I'm queer actually" with every post.
>>582602570>>582603874Avatarfriends are erg culture newfag
They should make more nightlikes
>>582603335>"The game is totes fair, guys">Has an instant "fuck you" attack for even being in melee rage of him.https://streamable.com/7yivz0
I see you guys actually showed sense for once, and stopped trying to defend that lame lemonstand analogy.
>>582604213No seriously, what elden ring character is this? Where do I find them?
squeeze the ergielemons and make ergiejuice
>>582603839a subhuman can’t you read the post says it right there
>>582603839Some queer?
>>582604857>>582604806No...
>>582604538Talk about the game or shut up
>>582605125Is that not what I'm doing? Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>582602984it was a good post
>>582604454>>582603272
>>582603839a smelly ergie
>>582604538Ranni's Rise
I got a rare spawn in the Undead Parish!
>>582605879Okay, I'll go back and check.
>>582605391I saw your post the first time. You really want my attention that bad?The analogy was shit. Claiming that I'm baiting is a poor cope.Like I said: the anon is too sensitive. He wants to create a hugbox where everyone only has nice things to say about fromsoft, and you all zuk it up yurmy style.I come in and actually have something critical to say, and it kills his vibes. "He doesn't belong" is code for "he's killing my vibes".
>>582605929I think if you leave it it shows up in another players world. Idr exactly how they work
>>582605929call up 'wall
>>582606068trying too hard
>>582602115>>582601161>>582596067>>582593246may I cum?
>>582606114I think if somebody doesn't recover their bloodstain it shows up. and the red ones are for like big humanity+soul losses.
>>582606254Oh boy, here we go again. This is the anon who tries to make every conversation about me, instead of the game. He responded to me twice in a row unprompted, and now he's going to try to claim that I'm the one trying to get his attention.His new angle today, is to push the idea that I'm baiting. But what is the bait? I brought up some issues I have with the game. Those issues are consistent with complaints I've expressed about the game over months. Have I really been baiting for all those months?
>>582606068>i can't refute the analogy, therefore the analogy itself is badlmaoooooooo
>>582606970see >>582601906
>>582607051>my refutation of the analogy is that... it's badkek
>>582607447he likes lemonade that's all you need to know
>>582607552he sure complains a lot about stuff he likes. imagine the stuff he hates.
how was your weekend, bergies?
>>582607805fine
>>582606068Plenty of people here complain about fromsoft but your complaints are retarded and mostly skill issues.>larps as brave and a victim at the same timeNot beating the allegations
>>582608495i think i came at a bad time sorry and have fun with elden ring.
>creasy wakes up>thread instantly goes to shit
>>582609217aight foo
>>582609262queueing will save the thread
>>582602984uoh mercy
>>582609783the moment I read your stupid post, this appears in my feed WHAT THE FUCKKKK
>>582609916your algo is cooked
>>582607805>>582604762>>582603708>>582605358*punches you in the throat and watches you choke*
>>582604165I will say, there are certainly worse things they could have chosen to do that with all things considered. I’ve seen some shit…
>>582604762ThisSo much this
my algo is fromsoft, vtubers, mob films, animals, animated sitcoms and chud videos
I am queueing for the videogame
>>582610762I need a new game to play. kek
I am benchodly queueing right now
>>582603272I’d miss creasmeister
>>582610142no
alive queue
>>582607447An illiterate retard posted this.>>582607552>he likes lemonade that's all you need to knowYes, actually. If the premise is that I don't like something, but I actually like it, then it's a bad premise. Simple really.>>582607618I don't complain half as much about good games. Maybe Nightreign just isn't that good.>>582608515>Plenty of people here complain about fromsoftSure, but half of the time, it's not even about gameplay. But other stuff like Fromsoft's bad netcode. Or Lack of optimization fro the switch. And even when it is about gameplay, those other posters get a minor amount of pushback from the community, and go silent. Which is enough for the Fromdrones to drop the issue.When someone actually defends their point, and demands that fromdrones prove what they say, they get really angry. You're not supposed to question Fromsoft. Everyone is born with original skill issue, and you must accept Miyazaki in your heart in order to git gud. Start by atoning for your skill issues. "Yes, everything is my fault. I'm always wrong. The game is always right". Say that 10 times, and you'll be absolved.>>larps as brave and a victim at the same time>Not beating the allegationsI'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean.
>>582612617wow she's mad
>>582612617or maybe you're just dogshit at the game since you could barely solo d0 ed augur
>>582613418Murdered that mutant. Well done.
>>582599403t. raped by a video game award
>>582612617>people don't make the same complaints i do therefore it doesn't count>you have to disprove my delusions of grandeur to meOkay>Everyone is born with original skill issueYes it takes some commitment to get good at something. There are plenty of games that play themselves if that's what you're looking for.
>>582597848>>582597848>Scholar's dodge is a non-iss-ACKKK!
So why has the 6man seamless host not shown up? Did one miserable faggot saying "we don't care" really deter him, despite at least 6 people showing interest per the poll?
dechudification NOW
>>582614293nigger they beat the game last weekend
>>582614293It was probably always a scam to get the sisters excited just to let them down intentionally.
>>582614449You're thinking of the wrong game and host
>>582614627I might
gg. nice drop
doot
>>582614293what a bitch
>>582613418What are you saying "or" to?>>582614057>people don't make the same complaints i do therefore it doesn't countYes. If their complaints are mostly benign, then it's not going to ruffle the feathers of fromdrones.>>you have to disprove my delusions of grandeur to meThis is your projection. I never professed to be the best player in the world. But in your mind, one needs to be, in order to criticize. YOU think you've reached a level of skill that makes your word law. So you're the one with delusions of grandeur.>Yes it takes some commitment to get good at something. As a generic platitude, you are correct. But when you actually analyze the matter more than surface level, you'll see that not every task put forth is worthy of taking on. If I told you that in order to be the best husband you can be, that you had to allow your wife to sleep with other men, would you accept that? Would you rationalize that as "well, it's tough, but I want to be the best husband as possible, so I'm going to allow it". No of course not. That's some fucked up cuck shit.Not every enemy behavior in the game is worthy of overcoming. Sure, you can find solutions if you want. But sometimes the solutions are so absurd, as to be disrespectful to the player.>There are plenty of games that play themselvesWould you say that Dark Souls 1 "plays itself"?
>>582614756>>582614601I know right? Lets all block xher guys
gg cold dogs>>582614718all the weapon I was using had charge attack effects but yeah that would have been good on fists
it's the ergieyogurts
>>582615236I just wanted to turn my brain off with charge negation + teedybeedy but I didnt get any charge negation
>>582600998>sleep pots are finiteYou don't need more than a handful of them for the fight. Maybe 6 total?
>>582617486>sleep pots are finiteDo you really think this?
>>582617630I'm not the one who said it
>>582617708Does he really think this?
>>582614806>can't even into basic contextclassic creasetard>maybe nightreign is bador maybe you're bad
>>582617486yeah but if you fuck up the execution you can run out>>582617630trina's lilys don't respawn. the only infinite ones are an 8% drop from the jellys near the mountaintops church
>>582618295You can farm them on jellyfish near the big albinauric woman in the snowfields.
>>582618346thats what i meant, snowfield not mountaintops. with a grind like that they might as well be finite.
>>582618172>can't even into basic contextTranslation: "You're supposed to read my mind"
>>5826184038% is a high percentage in reality. The lilies aren't finite.
>>582618431translation: you have comprehension issues including but not limited to reading.
grab that sleep pot and get groovy
>Miss the ebin nundertaker shortcut>go back>my runes are missing because of course they are because any time you die at a multi level structure the game spazzes out>fail it againkek. I should have just taken the teleporterWell I still ended level 14 with a good inventory and was able to buy a couple things from the township merch so all good
>>582475761Your criteria for that seems really silly
>>582618514>"I won't clarify what I meant, which will take 2 seconds of my time. I would rather just vague post and wait for you to commit to an interpretation, and then no matter what you say, I'll claim your interpretation is wrong."All a ploy to turn the topic away from the game, and back on me. It always comes back to personal attacks, and never defending the game. Because every time you attempt to defend the game, you find that you don't have the answers.
gg balancerinosElf did not want those negations
ggs how was my connection that game? It seemed fine on my end and nothing cursed was happening. Am I still on the moon on your end?
>>582618685>>Miss the ebin nundertaker shortcut?????????????
trooner lilies gawd
>>582614806>they disagree with my complaints because they're drones, not because my complaints are fucking stupid>if i don't call myself a god then i'm not vastly overestimating my competence and credibility>getting good at a video game would make me a cuck>i muddled through slow souls 1 so if i suck at d5 it's the game's fault
>>582618805I had purple teedybeedy and a charge negation so I was all set. succ negation + charge atk + shared order is REALLY good I really don't like the evasion debuffs
>>582618583let's groove tonightshare the spice of life
>>582618807felt fine for me, connection was a bit iffy in the previous game>>582618851you ult off the southern castle portal bridge to reach great crystal so you can jump to super shop etc
>>582358997Seems doubtful.
>>582618742what interpretation retard my post means the same thing regardless of what i'm replying to it, but it was obviously your "maybe game bad" since i phrased the alternative the same way but with "or"
>>582589789No one is saying this
>>582618851Undertroons are AGP redditors, please understand
>>582619016>you ult off the southern castle portal bridge to reach great crystal so you can jump to super shop etcOh. Had no idea that was a thing. Kind of neat, I guess.
>>582611484>>582610626>>582615330>>582618940shut up
>>582611395… said no one ever
>>582618295>yeah but if you fuck up the execution you can run outperhaps, but if you're fucking up that hard you have bigger fish to fry.
>>582619445a lot of characters can do it - wyler grapple, ironeye mark, exec ult can do it easily.
>>582619301>what interpretation retard You really think you communicated so clearly that your words are not up to interpretation? How fucking vain. How fucking VAIN bro.>but it was obviously your "maybe game bad" since i phrased the alternative the same way Ah, so it was a "you should read my mind moment".>How can you not see I echoed your own words? It's like poetry. It Rhymes.lol. Well I'm glad you clarified. Even if it was like pulling teeth. Now that I know what you meant, I can ignore it, because I already addressed that point with another anon. Saves me words.
>>582619907i said you're bitching because you're provably shit at the game. there's nothing to interpret. the meaning doesn't change based on what specific line of bitching i'm replying to. goddamn you're genuinely retarded.
>>582620092>>582619907Get a room queers
>>582619512be quiet naked freak
>>582618964>Your complaints are bad, because you're bad at the game, and I can tell you that, because I'm better than you. But you're the one with the ego, not me. I just think my abilities are god-like, and you're like an ant to me, but you're the one with delusions of grandeur.>Everything the game does is right and good, and you have no reason to complain.>You just like games that play themselves, wait you enjoy dark souls? N-no... that still doesn't count, because uh... it's slower than the new games.
>>582620356>>582602782we need you to shut up
^ schizojeet seeing what he wants to see award
>>582620216this
>>582620418Your complaints stem from skill issues. If das1 is the most you can handle then ER and especially D5 NR are simply not for you.
>>582620092The interpretation was what you were saying "or" to. That was up to interpretation, no matter how bratty you act. If you said or to one thing, I would have responded one way, if you said or to another thing, I would have responded another way. If I guessed wrong to what you were saying or to, then my response might appear not to make any sense. So I needed clarification.
>>582620715You fucking messed it up retard nice going
>>582610926you and everyone else
>>582620802your entire post boils down to "game bad." my post is clearly "you're bad." your objection doesn't change based on the specific line i'm replying to. also>pulling teethi literally spelled it out in the second reply >>582618172 you dumb motherfucker
Fitting relic for that run. wow
gg del
>>582621562okay fine, you win, I lose, you're right, I'm wrong
>>582621795your beautiful
>>582620737That's not true. I've complained about things that I'm wholly capable of dealing with. I've complained about things that people agree with. I've complained about things that people didn't even try to argue against, because even they can't stretch their rationale that far.There are a few things that even I'll admit to complaining too easily about before I understood it better. But that's not many. I probably won't need my whole hand to count those. Still, the point is, I understand that I'm not infallible, and that sometimes speaking out in frustration can be a mistake. Which I'm willing to own up to, if in retrospect, I feel like I've erred.That being said, the fact remains, that one doesn't need to be the best player in order to see flaws in design. You tried to say I only play games that play themselves, but then I give you a game that everyone would agree DOESN'T play itself, and now you try to shift the goalpost. You say I can't handle D5, but I have a 54 streak.But you're going to shift the goalpost to "well you don't have a 100"And if I had a 100, you would say "well you didn't do it solo, you got carried"And if I did it solo, you would say "well remember that match where you barely survived. You still struggle"
>>582621834nice try anon but greasy would never utter those words
>>582583246>>582588456You seem… upset?
>>582621871his beautiful what
>>582621562You're too dumb to think of more than 1 interpretation.>i literally spelled it out in the second replyThat was poorly conveyed. I see what you did there now. But I thought you were shifting topics, not clarifying that was the talking point you were responding to. You didn't even quote me correctly. Too lazy to go back and find the exact text. Probably phone posting.This is the problem with all lowercase posters. They try so hard to project this aura of nonchalance, that their ability to communicate effectively is compromised.
>huh where is the second invader>instant offscreen 1shot by ironeye invaderthis has happened way too many times now
>>582622183beautiful crystal shartgun relic
>>582621872I said it sounds like you're looking for mindless button masher based on your aversion to the entire concept of getting good at something. So you tried to use das1 as a credential, but clearly that's your upper limit, meaning again ER/NR is not for you.>And if I did it soloKek. Like anon said you barely cleared D0 stormruler. Your skill issues are evident to anyone who plays with you, sees your clips or reads your posts.
>>582622558You should have guessed the arrow was coming 10 moves ago.
>>582622558if you don't see the second invader you can assume they're ranged and find cover. i remember cc going over this with creasy.
>>582622761cc is such a girl
>>582622487>Probably phone posting.nope, phones have autocorrect so their sentences always start with capital letters
>>582622487It’s crazy that after being on this site for 22 years it’s still true that lowercase posters are the worst posters. Always and forever.
>>582622941get some sleep unc
>>582622487>i thought you were shifting topicsyes i suppose expecting you to remember what you wrote minutes earlier is expecting too much, what with your goldfish memory and character limit diarrhea.
>>582622896i disabled that
>>582623435Let's shift topics
>>582622606>I said it sounds like you're looking for mindless button masher based on your aversion to the entire concept of getting good at something.Which is a completely unfounded statement. Who would bother player Nightreign 9 straight months, if they didn't want to get good? Who would challenge themselves to play at D5, if they didn't want to get good? I don't cheat my relics. I don't use hacks. I don't seed check. I don't abuse slop builds. And believe it or not, much of my complaining is a cry for help. Because I'm looking for advice. And you say I don't want to get good?>So you tried to use das1 as a credential, but clearly that's your upper limitMore like, Fromsoft is not capable of making games that are faster and more complex, without including a bunch of cheap and tedious nonsense. So one could say that Dark Souls 1 was *their* upper limit. They've overextended themselves with Elden Ring and Nightreign.Dark Souls is not my upper limit in terms of skill level. I can adapt to Nightreign. However, it's my upper limit in the amount of bullshit I'm willing to tolerate.>Like anon said you barely cleared D0 stormruler.I won with a wending and convert damage potion still in inventory. I'm not going to say it wasn't a bit of a struggle. But it was an unusually bad augur game, even for me. I've performed much better against D5 augur prior to that event.
>>582621832Shame that the fire follow-up will overwrite the poison mist buff, and I haven't done enough testing to see whether the fire overrides imbue as the default...
>>582623697>>582623697new
>>582623640Shut up trish
>>582623435Pff, sorry I don't remember every fucking word I type.What's your excuse for not being able to reach the Shift key?
>>582623589can I shift my hand up and down my penis
It's always "skill issue, skill issue, skill issue", and then when I ask my detractor to post their score, they get skittish. "W-w-w-what do you want to know that for? Are you trying to personally attack me?! Don't be such a meany"I'd just like to see who has the audacity to talk down to me.
>>582463814You're damn right we will.
>>582623803you're not worth the capital letters, reddit spacing faggot.
>>582463814if he has decency he won’t
>>582624083We love talking about Dark Souls here!
>>582623640>it's not worth getting good in this game, it's like being a cuck>actually i really want to get goodPick a lane. And that pic is not doing you any favors.
>>582624042Pic related is how this anon feels while typing in all lowercase
>>582624259where did you get that picture of me
>>582624205>>582623589Crazy that we all look like that…
>>582624208I said that "not every task put forth is worthy of taking on"That means I'm making a distinction between good challenges and bad challenges. Do you think all challenges is good challenge?
>>582624205no
>>582624402Do you think D5 is worth taking on or did you compare it to cuckoldry in this context for no reason? Again pick a lane nigger
>>582622168>t. the raped
we are the lowercase posters
>>582624580I've never held back my complaints. If you added up all of my complaints, do you think it makes up even 1% of the moves that all the enemies have in the game?
>>582623995>audacity Implying you're not painfully mediocre and default back to noob tier when it matters?
>>582624669If you're currently in an argument with me in this thread, then prove you're better than me. If you're not arguing with me, then please just stay out of it
Does lowercase posting equate lowercase gameplay?
>>582624757Not him and I can't think of a worse player ITT than you>don't reply to me on this anonymous open forum
>>582624829>>don't reply to me on this anonymous open forumI'm just saying, I don't need unrelated people posting their scores right now. Because I'm targeting a specific person. Or people, if you can believe more than 1 person is dragging out the discussion this far. You can reply if you want, but don't get mad if you get dragged down in the mud.If there are no worse players, then who would be scared to post their score? It's an easy dunk.
>>582624757Nearly everyone has the right to talk down on your skill level, except for a handful of noobs worse than you. You show your incompetence again and again with new webms/clips for us to laugh at, and when we point out the issue, you make up new excuses like a coward. >just doxx yourself broMaybe that person doesn't want you to pivot the narrative into personal attacks/personal drama, which is what you are trying to do. Go back to you know where if you want names attached to specific posts.
>>582625012They really don't need to post their streaks. I know you cope with ">everyone" but yes everyone here is in the know and on the same page about you.
this is by far the most pointless, boring, and autistic argument I've seen on 4chan in a really long time
>>582624821It's just raped dsjeets like WOS aka t*rr
>>582625264>everyone here is in the know and on the same page about you.Actually nobody fucking knows who you guys are. Take this gay catfight to a private chat.
>>582597848>playing with third worldersUnfortunate.
>>582625397>doesn't know creasyYou don't have to pretend.
>>582625264cute sissy stats *slaps your fat but*
>>582625436This is an anonymous imageboard. If you two are on a first-name basis, get the fuck off 4chan and have your faggy little quarel somewhere else.
>>582625169"Doxxing" doesn't mean your online handle, dude. If you play on the password, then we already know your name.You call my a coward, but you're afraid of posting a name that you ALREADY made public.I'm not going to shift things to personal attacks. However, time and time again, my skill level is used to discredit my ability to speak on the game. So I do wonder if your skill level is sufficient to speak on the game. Because if it's not, then I can safely call you a hypocrite and ignore you. And if your skill level is sufficient enough to speak on the game, well then pretty much nothing will change. I'm not going to target you personally like some psychopath. It's just a game, it's not that serious.
>>582625573Your carried autistic shithole trio streak doesn't reflect your skill level. You're trying to use it to deflect from criticism of your gameplay, which you don't see anything wrong with, hence your appeal to a largely irrelevant score.
>>582625410>Griefting scholarcuck on the teamUnfortunate.
>>582625264hmmm... This you? https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/567721856/#q567820780You've been stuck at 117 since may. 117 is better than my score. And even your win ratio is better than mine. But... You can't beat 117 in 4 months? Or do you really play so little? If you played just 1 game a day, you could beat that score in 4 months. So why haven't you?Are you terr? Some other anons think you're terr:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/568301435/#q568322870https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/568301435/#q568329180https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/568301435/#568333379>>582625830>You're trying to use it to deflect from criticism of your gameplayI'm just trying to gauge which level YOU think I need to be, in order to speak on the game. According to terr, I need to be at least terr good in order to speak. Who else is on terr's level? Personally, I'd classify him as high A tier, if not S.>Your carried autistic shithole trio streak doesn't reflect your skill level.What does then? You're being too vague. How does one measure skill exactly?
ahahahaahahaha
>>582626047The dog skipped frames. I think any of you would've been caught off guard by it.
>>582626819>are you terr>posts completely different stats besides the depths streak>demands a higher streak and then starts looking for excuses to dismiss itYou are a joke and everyone is in on it
>>582620946His mind was preoccupied about cocks...
>>582625264No terrjeet took infinitely longer to get a streak like that despite frauding in practice mode (yes xhe is that terrible)
>>582627405meant for >>582626819
>>582627182And your excuse for >>582585481 scholard?
>>582624605hear us whisper
>>582627209>>posts completely different stats besides the depths streakOh fug, my bad. I didn't look at who the poster was responding to. I didn't see the other stat screenshot.>>demands a higher streak and then starts looking for excuses to dismiss itWell the thing is, I'm always being accused of being "carried" right? So someone who doesn't need carrying shouldn't lose games. They should always push through no matter what. Save for of course those true random flukes that can fuck people over. But that's so rare, that it shouldn't prevent people from reaching 100. I mean, just look at Trish, isn't he at like 400 or something? If you're really that good at the game, the results should be repeatable. So how long you're stuck with your streak matters. If you're stuck with 117 for four months, and you're playing regularly, then that means you can't replicate results. Meaning, you're the carried.>everyoneI mean, there's uppercase guy, and then there's lower case guy. So 2 guys are in on it, by my estimation.>>582627492>>582627405Right, I realized I those users aren't the same. Their 117 streak was just coincidental.
>>582614293I was busy w work over the weekend and afk sorry. Also almost 100% sure most people are done with nr because every time I try to queue the pw lately it’s crickets so I figured there wasn’t any actual interest. Even gg posting has died down but I’m down to try this weekend
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