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>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/Good
Current Event: NONE

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg
09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.
09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm
09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian
09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event
09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Stories Archive
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
https://uma.moe/database
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>>582431474
Dahby a cute
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Sex with big golshi
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Wolves hunt in packs, trainer!
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>V won
>V won
>V won
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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hey
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Tachyon LOVE
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Digitan LOVE
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I love you boomerzensky, please have my babies
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Come one, come all, ITS THE START OF THE AUTUMN G1 RACES SEASON!!!
With the first of the autumn G1s, the first /uma/ Officers Cup Autumn Short Distance Championship - Sprinter Stakes will start tomorrow!!! (September 27 JST)
>rules
>only officers allowed, Danchos have the Autumn Triple Crown to worry about
>non officers should spectate the race if they want to watch it(or wait for a haku replay, someone should have one)
>reputational damage to the club for non-officers joining in(you can cancel participating on a race if you accidentally did)
>no limits to officer count per club
>one ace only per participant
>point system is 1st-10pts, 2nd-9pts, 3rd-8pts...till 10th place with a single point. This is to take account randomness and instead focus on consistency rather than placing 1st-3rd.
>race will begin 4-6 hours before the start of the actual Sprinter Stakes (I'm leaving it to the host)
>invaders from non /uma/ clubs are welcome as long as they follow all the rules above.
room code:
40167237
40167237
40167237
Tell your dancho/officers, tell your club. If they don't have an ace, they have less than 12 hours left to make one. There are only 3 slots left..!!
See you there anondacchis!!!
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wahey
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Many men wish death upon me
Blood in my eye, dog, and I can't see
I'm tryin' to be what I'm destined to be
And niggas tryin' to take my life away
I put a hole in a nigga for fuckin' with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk when you talk about me
'Cause I'll come and take your life away
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>>582431635
...
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>>582431970
>>582431651
>>582431851
So you're fine with this faggot spamming now constantly and stirring shit up?
Whole tourney is honestly a joke the moment you let him in
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My filter needs updating
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niggerbabble
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>>582432096
They're all friends on dicksword
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>>582432043
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>>582431851
Here are the narratives before the race:
>Will the previous winners, Autis/uma/ prove their win on the first adoration of Officers Cup wasn't a fluke
>is Dacchis gonna cheat their way to another victory
>is brick gonna prove themselves once more after a p2 finish on the Dancho Cup
>/uma/club vs. uma&co, who can prove that they are the top dog of /uma/
>can /uma/chan legitimize their status as the successors of /uma/jong with a win
>Fingerdark got 3rd on the first Dancho Cup, will we invaders /here/
>will club Mambo punch back against the shitposts
>̶T̶a̶m̶a̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶O̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶e̶n̶g̶t̶h̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶D̶a̶n̶c̶h̶o̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶>What's this? Tamalove are the hosts for the race!?
>can UMADash give one last gift for their r̶e̶t̶i̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ retired dancho
>with no limits to the amount of officers allowed, will a club dominate the field from the start, I'd be embarassing if they all lose
>or will an unknown club emerge for an upset victory!?
See you at September 27th (JST)
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>>582432235
only the OTHER irish is allowed to do this face. stop that
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>>582431635
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I'm gonna order a kebab I don't feel like cooking
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>>582432263
you might want to hire an editor
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uma summer more like uma osama
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>>582431635
this isn't the DD i'm looping.
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63% complete:
https://jiggie.fun/9AAehr

Not yet begun:
https://jiggie.fun/zus1eN
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>>582432482
made me laugh hard irl
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UMA MANKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Next CM will be better (more Oguri)
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>>582431851
Cringe
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This is a stallion game, and a stallion general.
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I love my genius wife!
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>>582432839
you're goddamn right
67 more days until she's scoutable!
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>>582432839
agreed
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>>582432941
Alright, I'll do a cheeky tenner on shibii.
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>>582432839
I fucking hate stallions
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>>582432941
CB propaganda continues to do a number on me
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>>582431851
>reputational damage to the club for non-officers joining in
Oh no...
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>>582432839
Uma chinpo?
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>>582433018
You missed one
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>>582433018
Why is Magic The Gathering here
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>>582433018
Can you order them by breast size?
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>>582432263
>>582431851
And as of the moment here are your current participants for the race
>autis/uma/ 2
>dacchis 2
>uma&co 2
>Tamalove 2
>/uma/club 2
>brick 1
>buttsweat (B+) 1
>invader club 1
Unexpectedly sending two is the majority for this one I wonder why...
And rumors abound that Mambo is sending in aces with an s to answer the allegations of being lazy bums. But there's only 3 slots they need to get up their butts quickly less they'll be all bark no bite!
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>>582433246
>>582433194
wups, fixed it
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>>582433025
many such cases
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>>582433147
troona is the only one who has it.
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>>582433018
Black thigh high socks > White thigh high > regular socks > no socks > leggins
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>>582433018
Mayacchi... what are you doing there...
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mares?
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get owned mares
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Post umas that make you cum.
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>>582434101
in 5 seconds
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>>582434101
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can I play uma musume without knowing anything about it? I'm interested in the whole horse racing aspect of it and it seems colorful and fun. The only other gacha I ever played was FGO. I see that there's an anime for Uma Musume but I'm not really looking for an anime right now
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>>582434214
okay Allen
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>>582433018
mares brutally rape you, at least stallions treat you with some love while they do it
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>>582434268
Yeah, it's fine as a standalone product.
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>>582434101
I feel weird that I'm slowly falling for Bakushin.
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>>582434279
who?
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>>582434101
I have to keep it a secret from her though
don't want my trainer license to be revoked
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*throws you*
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>>582434302
cool, thx
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>>582431348
what you should be doing now ideally (aside from just trying out the scenarios and having fun) is filling out your team trial slots so you can slowly get promoted up to class 5 or 6 in a few weeks, ie running umas for sprint mile medium etc.
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Mares are for love and marriage.
Stallions are only good for their bodies.
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>>582434383
rats are disgusting desu
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>>582434268
The anime and mangas and movie and whatever else are pretty much AUs, you'll be fine with just playing the videogame
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>>582434369
>>582434214
kys allen
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why is he spamming
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>>582434293
I'm fine with either, really
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>>582434101
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Eu odeio todos vocês.
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>>582434845
idk what you said but HISHIAMA SEXOOO
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anons if I main pace chasers is it worth pulling for the rerun of tachyon speed? For life reasons I just wasn't able to play uma for a while when grand live released so I missed a bit, I have the pull plan ready for years and I?m fine but I'm unsure if its already too late to make tachyon speed card worth it, I only have kitasan as other good speed card right now though, I'm just worried tachyon's longevity is going to be a couple months or something
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>>582434845
Eu também.
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>>582435028
tach is your 2nd speed card for a while yeah
you dont wanna run kita+pasa cause of the gold skill overlap
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>>582435028
You will use Tachyon speed during GL and GM.
If that's enough prime for you, go ahead.
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>>582435028
You will use Tachyon until like December 2027 when Still in Love speed releases.
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>>582434845
Why are you brazilian?
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>>582431851
so.. are we allowed to replace the current ace we have in there right now or...
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>>582435241
Do whatever the fuck you want, the whole thing is already invalidated the moment he got in
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>>582435241
NTA but nobody is stopping you from quitting the race then rejoining with a different ace.
I'd advice to make your new ace first before leaving the race though.
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>>582435241
yes absolutely, there's the cancel button on the right I'm sure you can find it. Then input the room code again and rejoin back with your new ace.
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>>582435241
I saw someone who already did that, so I guess you can
I will spend all my 5 borrows on this probably
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orenj
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>>582435241
who cares, wish my officers didn't join the cuck race
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oh right, the hag is ready
time flies huh
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lol
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>>582435112
>>582435119
>>582435129
Thank you

pd: did they change the capatcha system for the month I have not been here or did someone use my ip for spam? holy annoying captcha
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Sorry chuddies, I give some of the best advices here and build the best racers, therefore it's only natural they would be afarid to race me
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>>582435241
This race is serious biz huh
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I'm not wasting my borrows on a sprintgga

shorry!!!
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Advice is an uncountable noun and thus has no plural.
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>>582435403
We got a lot of orenjis in the club
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>>582435542
Post a lot anon, the captcha is tied to your 4chan cookie. I accidentally cleaned my pc without doing a backup and it took a few days until captcha was no longer needed again, maybe your browser deleted your cookies during an update or something.
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I think uma musume is one of the gachas that makes it the clearest you should save for sparking, because if you don't you will get a bunch of SSRs but all of them will be off-banner
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Does nishino inherit works for sprint?
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>>582435542
>pd
same thing happened to me when my ssd fried and i installed a new OS. Captcha is only going to get worse as schizos (not our schizos, i mean the real malicious ones) spam more
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>>582435962
not pulling unless you can/are willing to hit pity is like gacha 101 though
>>582435990
it's dependant on track, not distance
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>>582435990
nyes, check the graph
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>>582435962
If there's anything I regret as an F2Poor is that I didn't reroll for an MLB KitaFineMoanSuperCreek account. Fucking shit now I'm just pissed broke.
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>players have finally stopped borrowing my absolutely horrendous legacy
i can finally offer a half-assed grandparent now.
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>>582435962
Never ever pull without at least a spark saved
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No one says that
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>>582434268
Yeah, you are fine with just the game
A warning though, interacting with uma comes with a risk of becoming an actual horse racing fan
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>>582435962
Petition to change the term snacking to bannerbingeing
There is nothing cutesy about being undisciplined
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>>582434268
i mena you don't have to play pvp, you get 70% rewards in the mail
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>>582436036
Next sprint CM is on straight right? Does her unique have or later?
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>>582436263
yes, though it'll still fire too early if you meet the positioning requirement.
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>>582436159
what causes a hors/uma to suddenly decide:
>i think that i'll start running........... NYOW
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I'm very very annoyed desuwa.
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>>582436343
Does it? Her requirement locks it to late race only too.
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>>582436359
some horses are just like that, but mainly training. Significant training.
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>>582436263
Flower is the omniparent for sprints and miles because her ult will work on literally every mile and sprint
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>>582436359
They are prey animals and usually not totally retarded. Maybe he just felt like running NYOW
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>>582436019
most have a closer to 50% chance of giving you the banner unit, unlucky if you pull an ssr that isn't the rate-up but doesn't feel as shit as getting 3-5 SSRs and none of them being the one you want
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>Game about friendship, sportsmanship, and mutual support for self improvement.
>Community is plagued by subhumans who only spew vile vitriol
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>>582436359
That is what they call...
THE ZONE
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>check carat calculator
>first LoH Jan 2027
has this been actually announced anywhere or is it just an estimate?
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>>582436359
the jockey, their training or a combination of both
Horses are smarter than you think, Opera O was able to pull off that overlord shit with a completely green jockey(though he would eventually become a pretty good jockey tho)
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>people love racing spirit stamina
>same people ignore second wind
what am I missing?
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>>582436412
oh you're right, I never looked at the conditions. phase>=2 means it should be always late race, yeah, my bad.
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>>582436607
>guaranteed value
>random value, but potentially massive value
This is comparing apples and oranges
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>>582436607
those skills are nothing alike thoughbeit
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>>582436607
>final stretch velocity skill
>final corner-after final corner gamba accel skill with a stam drain
fronts will slurp any accel however so that's that, but those two skills are not the same.
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>>582434334
>Bakushin
>slowly
That's not very bakushin of you. You should be falling for her fast
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>>582436741
What if I'm gaslighting myself into falling slowly because the painful slowburn makes it better? That way I can recharge my Bakushin to Bakushin her Bakushin propely
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>>582436607
I only started realizing how good RS power is for backliners
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I don't have enough carats for V.Fujin and ballroom ardan...
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What the fuck are you doing
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>>582436994
RS power is steadfast for any distance.
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someone post that top 20 races generations should watch list
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Is it true White Kitasan got free pulls?
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>>582437150
yep, 50-100
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>>582437150
50 pulls or 100 if you ask danchou nicely.
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>>582437150
nyo its 0 out of 100
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>>582436359
>>582436501 (me)
Honestly, I like to think that he ran like that because of that kid he met just before Arima Kinen
It simply is too good of a story
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>>582436962
Twin Turbo mentioned
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Quick rundown on what is going on? Why is >>582432096 mad about some for fun races?

>>582431851
Is there a full schedule or are we just doing it the day of the G1 races? It would also be helpful to put the track, distance and conditions in the post.
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fuck bros am I safe?
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I have never sparked uma banners and I get the feeling that I may have to soon. Do you just stop pulling/sparking once you get the uma you want even at 170~190th pulls?
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>>582437019
did windy really do this
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>>582437380
Nope, because of this 4 you die tonight.
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>>582437313
Uma&Co gave their special needs kid the officer role so that he can participate.
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>>582437313
Always ignore anyway in the way of fun.
The Uma&Co retard sucked off his danchou for officer promotion so he could run in the race and this angered the usual people.
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>>582437420
you should stop but most will just sunk-cost and grab their 4* upgrade.
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>>582437430
couldn't paste the screenshot for some reason ig
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>>582437442
That's it!?
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>>582437420
For a double banner I'd def do it, otherwise I'd only do it at like 190 or maybe 180.
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>>582437420
I only roll in dual uma banners for this reason
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>>582437420
20 rolls is 3k carats, up to you if you don't want to use your free statues for the 4 star upgrade.
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>>582437559
Yeah well... state of the general I guess
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machico looks so bored bro what is this
https://x.com/usamarus2001/status/2103834215133704226?s=20
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>>582437725
Is bro that horny?
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>>582437848
state of the game really
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>>582437245
This finish is always entertaining to watch
Announcer losing his fucking mind
The VodSca story needs the Cinderella Grey treatment yesterday
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>>582437887
her mood was awful. time to recreation (sex) her to boost it to great
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>>582437920
Grand Live is dogshit but I don't think that's the reason some anons are obsessed with being annoying
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>>582437725
>"I miss my trainer's dick"
bro...
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>>582437898
>>582438051
just fuck your bro already
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>>582438051
>I miss your cock
is such a powerful line, if it's ever said to you it becomes a core memory forever
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chat, i'm going to go workout for the first time in three (3) years. i hope you'll take this as a sign to join me. i want nothing but the best for you retards.
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>>582437313
>Is there a full schedule or are we just doing it the day of the G1 races?
I plan on having two series for the year that tracks their equivalent G1 races.
First is the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown, consisting of Tenno Sho Autumn at November 1, Japan Cup late November and Arima Kinen late December.
Second is the Officers Cup Autumn Short Distance Championship consisting of the Sprinters Stakes at September 27th JST and Mile Championship at mid November.
I like the idea of having the short distance races and to be exact the Sprinter Stakes as a way to build hype for the major G1s at the end of the year thats why we're holding it too.

>It would also be helpful to put the track, distance and conditions in the post.
someone asked for it as well, I'll add that in next time. But for this race its Nakayama 1200 (outer) Fall, firm sunny and great mood
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>>582437725
sex with bro NOW
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>>582438336
walking down the stairs doesn't count
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>>582438336
Don't forget your water.
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>>582438336
gl if you're doing it for yourself, hope your heart stops mid workout if you're doing it 'for the ladies'
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torepipi!
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Don't listen to feng shui donkeys nor the Tomakomai tourism board. Listen to your bro instead.
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>>582438703
we say torechan here.
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supiki
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cryer
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>>582438797
why do you call her bro when you want to fuck her so bad, bros are not for sex
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>>582438347
there's something that I haven't thought through regarding the point system however is that what do we do when two members of the same club scores points? Do we just take the highest points and give the lower point to another club and ignore the other member in the standings?
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>>582436036
Furawa works on final straight tracks too
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>>582438797
I dont need a bro, I already have plenty of those. I need a wife.
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>>582439006
But they can be.
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>>582439006
bros before hoes!
have sex with your bros!
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URA has no response
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>>582439440
Why is she surrounded by cocks?
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>>582439717
Two?
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>>582439380
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Nature Wife Propdanda is still going strong 5 years in
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>>582439440
>fate grand order alt
Pure shit
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We fucked
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>>582440076
As a debuffer
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>>582439440
falco WISHES she was built like that.
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Kaichou HATE
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I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I could drain my trainer to stave off my boredom
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>>582440189
Wait a minute
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>>582439006
but she told me bros have sex everyday?????
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>>582440365
>phoneposting
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>>582440391
kys
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How malnourished do you guys like your Cafe?
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I'd like to thank the trainers in this thread who aren't trannies or faggots. You're the reason Tracen remains a prestigious institution for umamusume across the globe.
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>my trainer popped a boner during a training session
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>>582440391
this horse is a shameless whore
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>>582440391
YWNBAU
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>>582440391
If youre bored consider learning mahjong
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Pizza time
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>>582440450
but I'm too lazy to get up to my machine, also all my other saved images don't have m, why does this one have it anyway
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>>582440490
ribs showing through the skin- level.
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>>582440492
why are you talking to nobody
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>>582440632
Stop using your phone to save pics, retard.
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>>582439928
>>582439380
marked
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>>582440189
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>>582440765
But umatter has the best umapictures
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>>582440490
yes
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>>582440625
Penis time
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What killed XOguri?
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>>582440874
Fuck off
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More like Shart Falclown
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>>582440189
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>>582440905
I'm not sure she has one of those
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>>582440960
They didnt do a 2000-2200m distance cm for likw a whole year
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>>582440458
>>582440580
>>582440585
>>582440618
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>>582440905
is it?
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>>582440985
This is one clever bird.
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>>582441129
Almost 2.5 years actually
Akiten doesn't count it's basically mile
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>>582440492
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>>582441113
>Super Cuck
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>>582441272
Her name is Facques
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Fun fact, when the 2.5 years Hoguri 2000-2200m CM ban was lifted global was already out
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When is Tabaru jobbing at L'Arc?
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>>582441752
steamy Lala umanko on my face
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>>582441469
french umas... are erotic?
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>>582441752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMNsXFFr_u4
Next sunday
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>the new message i want to set on my in-game profile is 2 characters too long
feck
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>>582441469
is that how you say "fuck her" in french
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>>582441752
October 4th
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>>582441924
Brevity is the soul of wit
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>>582441749
>coal burner
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>>582441749
but the hog is good in 2400m races too, was she not being run in those CMs
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>>582440492
kys V
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>>582441195
What a cutie. Wish she'd play mahjong with me.
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>>582442148
There's a pretty big difference between being good and basically guaranteed speed caryyover and perfect proc accel. And ofc being able to spam recoveries during the scenario that gives no free stam.
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>Fingerdark is in
>Fingerdark is in
>Fingerdark is in
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>>582442254
interesting how /uma/ is more comfortable talking about their mahjong sexual orientation as of late
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>>582442254
We might not be Ardan, but we can get a Jong room going if we can fill
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>>582441195
What a whore. Wish she'd play strip mahjong with me.
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>>582442148
She wasn't that good for Derby and they are adding Check and Seirios on top of the current accels. In l'Arc and onwards you don't need recoveries for medium anymore and since there's stamina contest you need to max stamina anyway.
That means XOguri's only strength for 2400m is delayed accel so she becomes worthless when everyone has a ton of accels.
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>>582442468
Mahjong is inherently a deviant game
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>>582441273
She’s the strongest and probably the only umadol
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>>582442372
777 procs festive 23m into late-race in 2400m, that's practically perfect accel timing
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>>582442148
oguri oshi players when she's just top10 instead of top1 by a large margin
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>>582442468
Well our rooms here have convinced an anon or two to learn the game which I think is neat. I shouls probably tone it down a bit though, you're right.
>>582442538
Are you a bad enough dude to post a room code?
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SEA is asleep right?
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oisu!
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>>582442468
room doko
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>>582442725
>I shouls probably tone it down a bit though
oi oi oi oi oi calm down
don't say that don't get me wrong I want more jongers
host more rooms
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>>582442695
Well last time we had a 2400m race it was taurus 2 and I think I lost to a hog like a single time in my 41 races. Also just 777 means it's inconsistent, you want a second heal as a backup for perfect proc (which didnt stop the cunt who beat me by a head in the latest mile cm from just hitting anyway).
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>>582442738
yeppers
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https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12261968
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>>582442725
I do think that I am
Majsoul Friends Room 21730(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21730
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>>582442891
pinoy power!!!
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>>582442958
fineeeee
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>>582438325
I'll never hear those words spoken to me
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>>582442890
very diff experience for me, i got raped in round 2 of that by a shit ton of xoguri double doms
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Beer!!!!!
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>>582442958
>2173
so close to a funny polish number
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>>582443307
that’s coffee
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i think we should legalise trainee torture in the case that she decides to not get any rainbows for 3-4 turns in a row
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>>582443403
torture your card umas, not your trainee
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WHAT THE FYUCK THE ROOM IS FULL ALREADY
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>>582442738
Who the fuck sleeps at 11 PM
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>>582442708
We literally had this with "V.Bourbon oshi"fags
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>>582443530
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>>582443530
You can take my spot after this match if you're yenning to play
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>>582443530
make a second koko
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>>582443789
nuh it's oke, I was gonna go for a walk anyway
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Hello friends!! I’m at the car dealership getting some work done!!
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>>582443874
Do you have a cool car
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I just realized only now in pakatube, paka means the sound of horses running.
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>>582442695
Speed carryover is only effective if you use your speed skill BEFORE entering late-race tardbro
>muh the 0.3 accelerino!!!
Everyone has angling, seirios, red-shift(for derby), check, budding(for l'Arc)
Digitan already obliterated XOguri for Taurus 2 so XOguri has no shot with even more accels. Unironically if your oshi is Oguri you should go base Oguri instead
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>>582444013
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>>582444170
based
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>>582443962
No! I bought a 25 Corolla last year! I wanted a normal car because I was driving a 2011 Corolla for years and it never had any big fix ups besides one transmission problem and then someone hit me when they were on their phone!!
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>>582444170
fuck you
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i kinda want to breed cafe
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>>582444217
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>>582444217
car posting in my honse general?
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Please fuck my trainee
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>>582444314
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>>582444217
>buying a corolla when the upcoming 2028 model is refresh/update
this is the equivalent of pulling on eishin speed. bricked IRL.
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>>582444425
>buying new
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>>582444392
>black horse
Kill yourself
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>>582444425
It’s a good car! I was thinking about the Camry but I wanted to keep the Corolla tradition going!
Either that or a Hyundai.
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>>582444395
stop posting these you monster
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>>582444217
>someone hit me while they were on the phone
Classic. Mine was just slowly dying (2002 yaris), so I had to get a new one a few years ago.
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>>582444392
already did
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>>582444392
VF BVLL already fucks her and her sister
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>>582444684
>cuckshit
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Can we get the other shitposts out now as well? We almost got the exodia
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>>582444525
It's for you
>>582444651
Thanks, you're a real pal
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>>582444425
>buying a new car after 2027
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>>582444684
VF is brown not black
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>>582444760
>>>/r/eddit
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>>582444757
Consider hit 2003 visual novel classic Muv-Luv
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>>582444909
You are two days too early Muv-Luv anon! Which is very Bakushin btw
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>>582444170
why are angstshitter like this.
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>>582444983
I unfortunately do not have an image with Calstone in it, otherwise I would have posted that
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>>582444864
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>>582432482
idgi
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>>582445067
self-proclaimed degenerates when they encounter an actual fetish
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>>582445268
>no eggs
>loose pussy
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>>582431851
FULL
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>>582445507
oh nyoo I still had 2 borrows left to run
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>>582437245
holy shit i never saw/heard this race before. i literally leaned forward and started biting my thumb.
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>>582431851
The lobby is now full
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I love oppai loli.
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>>582444395
keep posting these you monster
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did mambo enter any contestants?
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>>582445720
>>>/b/
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>>582445897
yeah my last minute pearl
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>>582445697
is spe ok?
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Jo Cappuccino when?
Queens Ring when?
Grape Brandy when?
Hiruno d'Amour when?
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>>582445968
Everyone is watching me have sex with Grass
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roomhost can start the race now if he wants I don't mind, but I'd prefer if we wait till the deadline as thats the nearest it gets before the Sprinter Stakes starts tomorrow. I messed up the timing cause the actual race was still 6-7 hours before starting.
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>>582445720
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speaking of rooms where's the cm 20 rooms
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>>582446143
>fucking a chestnut
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We just got outplayed by the ura dora man what the fuck
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post something obese(JP)
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>>582446860
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>>582446450
I couldn't resist
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>>582447049
>american weeb
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I know steeper uphills slow you down more but do steeper downhills change anything?
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>>582446860
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This general has 4 posters apparently and they're all playing mahjong
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>>582447396
>he wants to fuck bro
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>>582447287
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>>582447403
WELL NO BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET TO PLAY MAHJONG WITH THEM
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hoko tarumango
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>>582447472
Nothing wrong with that
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>>582447370
More stamina saved and more speed
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>>582447603
Gay
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>>582447396
>>582447603
I don't wanna be horny, not right now, don't do this to me bro...
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>>582436803
>トーカイテイオが来た!
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>>582447725
>>582447729
My sexy bro
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>>582447472
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>>582447403
euro hours do be like that
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Is this good enough a parent or gp?
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>>582447824
Well better than whats been going on during US hours recently
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One of these I will learn Majongers and hit on the local old asian widows
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>>582447403
euro/aussie hours are known to be very comfy, which includes the occasional jonggery
not a jongger freak myself, but they're chill and not obnoxious like the seatards with their trash posting and ERPing
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>>582447804
>boyuma
>lesbian
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>>582447472
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release the jong list
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>>582447898
>sta+
>nothign else
my apolocheese
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how do you know if jongers are chill if they're jonging instead of posting
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>>582447759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqe7hXfGRqQ
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>>582448149
after a jong, you simply have nothing left in you
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>>582447472
to be fair, bro is extremely fuckable
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>>582448069
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post jong clarity...
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>>582447993
CEASE BRO POSTING!
I SHANT GOON, JUST YET!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2np0kebeWo
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>>582447472
And all he's gonna get is gonorrhea.
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>>582448694
No
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goon morning
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Anons I need some advice for the next CM.
I tried to get the stamina without a stamina card but I always felt short, so no matter if my uma was UF, 750/800 stamina would not get me anywhere in long...
So I added super creek to my deck, and I have been getting SS or low UG non stop, everything falls apart now except stamina, sure having 950 stamina is cool, but my umas have become crippled in everything else, this scenarios really is kinda miserable without 3 speed cards in the deck huh, any advice anons? my uma already has speed growth so might aswell be a skill issue on my side.
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I’m out here derbin my 2400m tokyo turf
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>>582449080
edge evening
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>>582449256
reaching appropriate stamina is more important than extra speed
if your cards are bad you should just accept lower speed
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13 hours
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>>582449401
Why is Tama topless?
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>>582442958
The back 2 back win holy shit. Thanks for the room, it was fun as always!
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I'm being bullied
gg
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>>582442958
thanks for the games, almost died when my cat unplugged my pc but still managed double 1st
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>>582449256
Sparks?
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>>582449646
cant afford clothes, too broke
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>>582448870
GOON!
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>>582449256
2 speed always require highroll even with speed growth. If you don't want headache just run 3 speed 1wit and bring some wit sparks
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>>582449256
800 stam + 2 golds is fine
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>>582446450
Never ask a racist the race of her girlfriend
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>>582449256
one wit card is enough
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>>582449681
…?



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