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yurr
Tachyon LOVE
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>582688968is this ai?
>whorren, reddit ship, agnes or flower image>worst post you've ever seen>falco or fatgurin image>funniest post you've ever seenwhy is this so common inside salted bread?
eughhhh
>>582689287Face to umanko
Taiki showing up as the random homescreen uma is always kind of jarring but then I listen to her engrish and become happy
Guess I have to run this with a borrowed Bakushin card to get all the skills that I want. This is going to be quite miserable.
Will allen do something about the umamers situation? There are a bunch of discontent top earners and she is not doing good this month >>582652208 /uma/club might lost 4 members because of this
hey
Fine, I'll eat it.
I knew mayano was bad when it came to mood swings but she can't even decide whether she wants to practice well or poorly.
They are right you know
Why are we using this AI slop thread?
>>582689549Suzuka isn't even the MC
>>582689436Holy ESL
>>582689581There was another bake but the thread number is wrong
>582689436>she
>AI thread>people flock to it>whorren post>full of ESL babblingnyoticing
>>582689549Silence Suzuka was genuinely just too fast to live His own body could not handle the potential speed that could be attained by himIt wasn't the owners fault
>>582689686Should I bake another thread?
>>582689549Wut
>>582581454Apologize
Consider that all of this is a falseflag
https://jiggie.fun/bB8VTxhttps://jiggie.fun/bB8VTx
>might lost
>>582689689meant for >>582689436
>>582689783>black barsphone tard...
>>582689698Sorry, Hokko Tarumae brings out the worst in me.
SEX WITH MIHONO BOURBONSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>582689787mambocchi damage control in full force lol
>>582689975had to dilute the awesome sauce per pixel levels or there would be radness overload, bwoi did it for your safety
>>582689783
>>582690121durr yurrrrr
>new thread made in mutt/turd hours>nothing but trashnyoticing>>582690172at least post the sauce you silly goober
>>582690234>>582690234>>582690234Real non AI-slop bread
>>582690121Many are still saying this
first 3* blue URA in a while
>>582690276Dumb retarded fucking falcoshitter
>>582690291It's glue
>>582690273>at least post the sauce you silly gooberI took it from some guy named Bannedtext7 on tiktok
>>582690269Is that Bourbon's O face?
>>582690276smart intelligent fucking falcofucker>>582690382*dies of cringe*
>>582690409no you can tell she's orgasming because sparks come out
wait 2 more days before dramaposting you're making currenposters look bad
Nice nature and rubytore are literally me
>>582690337>falcowake up, it's a falseflag
Any news on Uma London dates? I'll need to close 3 days in advance at work...
>janny chose the slop threadFucking retard...
>>582690589Cygames cancelled it because gay nonnies want to hook up there
>>582690657the janny literally IS slop you retarded TURD
>>582689549This makes way too much sense, but>theyOk fag
>>582690525All umas will rape their trainer. No exceptions
>>582690525IDK category all go in the "Will rape you"
>>582690710Nyo...
Please do not be too mean to people who accidentally pull bootka. it's not their fault
>>582690657OH NO OUR FUNDAMENTALIST ANTI-AI RELIGION WHAT WILLL WE DOOOOO
my first class 6 retention
>>582690805Boot’d…
>>582690276another L for human based artists
Grass Wonder?
>>582690525>decide to make a tier list>IDKHoly larp
>>582690851Hooray
>>582690851Nice!
Fuck, I didn't choose this name to be called that by male characters.
>>582690795Stop doxxing...
>>582691021Ass wonder
>>582690525your chart sucks, posting the real one (needs an update soon)
>>582690525>Inari One will rape meShe's certainly welcome to try but that's a logical impossibility
>>582691021
>>582691126>"Wait a second, they didn't translate that?">*see post*lmao you FUCKING TOOL
>>582691021Fine Mo is way way WAY cuter
>>582691314Hey at least all the female staff calls me that.
another day, another 5 borrows and 100 carats wasted on parents that dont hit what I want
>>582691171NYEVER!
>>582691516doesnt make you any less of a toooooooooooooooooool tho
>>582691236*suffocates you with her giant breast*
>>582691735Imagine the smell
>>582691735god i wish that were me
>>582691530Even with rerolls and refreshes my personal pull plan has been in pretty much the same place as it always has been, I am just no longer generating a buffer
>>582691126Onii-chan...
>>582691126
>>582691937It might have been a good idea for me to scout that cutie.
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>582691827my pull plan isnt suffering from itI am just spinning my tires in the dirt not getting anywhere on the loopa front
>>582692178Bad seed days are bad seed days, no way to change that unfortunately
Arrived 12 seconds late.Ruby looks disappointed.That's it, I'm finding her a proper trainer so I can kill myself.
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account.
>>582689707Funny that she have a what if song with Tachyon of all horses, Fucking potential man horses>>582689627She is 2nd being put in the game after Spechud
so was this really nothing?
noticing a glaring lack of dia
>>582692472
>200 megabyte update just to tell me my phone is no longer recommended and that i should upgrade already, piggy
>>582692742they upgraded the minimum specs on steam to 16 gigs of ram lol
>>582692743The one on the right with transparent crotch window looks better
>>582692924bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbased
>>582692924based hachimi advocaters
Good night friends!!
>>582693167Good night
>>582693167hello!
>>582692495She'll win cm21 and 22 for me thank you very much
>>582693167Good night babydacchi
>>582693325I've won a CM with Falco and I still bully her
>mfw he walks in on me showeringthis artist triggers my agp like no otherI might quite literally be 'donnashe's so cool.......
I got forced to take my meds by my onee-chan with a french kiss and got an erection so strong I started leaking cum haha
>>582693684Is she naked?
Got spooked today. My UG7 Spechud lost the daily legend race against Mackie. It had been a LONG time since I'd lost one. I actually made it through 60 days of Oguri races and my Mackie never lost a single one.
>i might literally be this characteryoure notshut up tranny i dont even care if its a mle character you larping faggot
It's actually interesting (and funny) how much my danchou is manipulated by his officer
>>582693758sorry hun you squirm too much otherwise...
>>582693684she's my favorite design, and her voice is enough to give me a boner
>>582693620You should win two then
>>582689783>Og vodka with the xmas kit doing tricks on the Yasuda Kinen or Victoria Mile in MANT and bricking your fucking run by being literally impossble to beat
>>582693839Boromir wouldn't let himself be manipulated
>>582693684Hi Allen
>>582694010Allen is a masculine man in his 40s, he wouldn't agppost.
>>582693780
Digitan LOVE
sorry danchou im emulating dragon quest 9 instead of doing fan runs
>>582693167night night, babydachi!
boysex
>>582693891what do you think about fusu
>>582693780Never run lates, they will lose sooner or lateralso never run on awful or bad mood
>>582694341yeah I knew and I did it anyway. I used to run a Maya for whatever legend race I had been doing before those two, and I was like "yeah she's a backliner but she has NSM. She cant be stopped. It's literally in the name." She got stopped one time, though. I had even wasted a parfait that time because she was awful mood.>>582694093millet my beloved
>>582694581hory shet fresh fuso
>>582693758Did that actually happen?
no top runner no long S no whites why bother
>>582694661My dick is bigger than that
>>582694647It's almost 2 weeks old akshually
>>582694661
sexsadly understammed and no bofa
>>582694721Proofs?
>>582694581>>582694647
>>582694826noiceplanning on OVERstamming one of my aces so they can survive triple murmur. can survive 2 just about with everyone
But what if I were to snack on the sexy Daiwa alt...
>>582694661where do you find rou's uncensored stuff
>>582694867>>582694812holy shit stale fuso!
>>582694661fuck you're right she is literally me in every sense of the wordgod damn that artist makes me so jealousI want to be them so badthe way they draw just, sex, is so hottheir Still is good too.goodness...
>>582695151Curren wouldn't say that
>>582695363Dasca is a GOOD uma to pull though, so it's not that bad of a snack... Cheeky tenner worthy at least.
I'll do a tenner and tix for Scarlet AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
I'll never win a plat.
>>582695392>>582694867
>>582695629I thought that was a drawing in-progress
>>582695509>no hairAnd that's how I know you're a faggot
>>582693839Mambwo...
>>582695740nta but I like my men shavenhair is fine too but it's nice to see the whole product
>No pubes>No foreskins eew what is those bumps
>>582693839Which danchou
>>582695509i didnt know what to expect but somehow im impressed
>>582695879>No foreskinsfound the guy who has phimosis
>>582696021
I honestly hate when someone post dick pics because I feel genuinely emasculated when mine is that small compared to everyone else.
>>582696021Why can't you just be a normal gay person why do you have to be like this
>>582696021eughhhh
>>582695730I will not fuck my trainee or engage in romantic intimacy with her, sorry.
Reformed and ready...?
>>582693985Want to breed Kingu so FUCKING bad
>>582695879The foreskin is just rolled back gwother
why is MANHATTAN CAFE so insanely popular, despite being looks wise your AVERAGE japanese girl with no tits and no ass, but similar to SADAKO?
I hope SiL poster and umama are different people
>>582696373
>>582696156>normal gayif only you knew how bad these really are
>>582696172like you have a choice lol
Je vous déteste tous.
>>582696373I'm all three of these and you never suspected a thing
>Ai Chan>Flat
>>582695629
>>582696745>anon>retarded
>>582689229obviously, look at the hearts
>>582696497I do have a choice. Im my own man
Isn’t this a love confession?
Evo waiting room?
>>582696828lmao
>>582696832shes saying keep your eyes forward when you walk, dummy
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek 9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder
>>582696870Anon...
>>582696870Imagine that
>>582696870Sorry I'm not into games that niggers play.
564 and I'll spend the next two hours masturbating to Gold Ship (with toys)
>>582696919s-stop laughing... TAKE ME SERIOUS DAMNIT
>>582697110
>>582695730That is an imposter. Everyone knows Suzuka is for Air Groove.
>>582695730
>>582697110motherfucker its september
>>582697110He probably meant skill evolutions in umamusume and not fighting games that black gorillas play.
>>582697180rofl
yurr status?
>>582696601Now i don't want to go to uma live. good job
>>582697307
>>582696935Not today.
uma live would be lit just hope it's next year so I can go with my bf
I am going to be pissed if they add evos before CM because I just made 2 aces yesterday.
>>582697617eughhhh
>>582697649same but would also be an excuse to improve their stam slightly even if skills are perfect
>>582697649well i mean there was a 160mb updatethere is NO FUCKING WAY that uodkas boots are THAT big
>>582697872vodka boots and daiwa bags
>>582697284too big
Hewwo.....
>>582697649nothing ever happens
>>582697872Counter point Scarlett's Scarletts could be that big
>>582696924Idk reminds me of how Natsume Sōseki translated I love you
>>582697617u**&** will have a meetup again in LA, last time was at AX at it was fundanchou promised to cosplay
>>582697613I like to imagine Grass Wonder is a delicate, fine, and pure (fake) Japanese maiden but when she gets into it she very quickly slips into a profoundly sadistic subconscious nature: highly abusive and every insult she lays on is laced with venom.If Uma Musume had a Border of extacy she would definitely be one of the girls.
anons think "evos added" means ALL evosonly like 5 umas will get them first get realhope suzuka is your oshi btw
>>582698128>hope suzuka is your oshi
>>5826969357 and I j*rk it to fuku4 and I j*rk it to air grooveAnything else and I'll j*rk it to the next uma thats posted
>>582698013hi
>>582698128>hope suzuka is your oshi btwsuzuka is my HERO
>>582696363She is a character in Tachyon movie probably the 2nd most prominent in that movie
>>582698367
>>582696870She kinda hot
to snack or not to snack...
>>582698660cuuuuuuuuuute
ive glued 40+ pasas so far and havent gotten one with groundwork/igwit/uma stan. god damnit...i need ONE more to begin the next phase of my loops. ITS NOT FAIR.
>>582698109Gets into it as in sex orrrr what to me she would be a perfectly submissive caring wife but will really give you an ear full if you do something she doesn’t like.
What the fuck is a horse?
>>582696363have you read her storyher design is cute very japanese coded, her racing outfit is cool, her voice is nice, and her story is very for (You), what's not to likeand she's a cat uma (best kind of uma)
>>582698716saggy tetas..
>>582698743Best case scenario you hit pity and get a bunch of free (You)sWorst case scenario you hit really early
>>582698794You're a bit behind there
>>582698128and who are those umas I may ask?
>>582693985mommy kingu is so precious...
>>582699001wait until Sunday to find out
>>582695924I WANT TO PULL FOR THIS FAT FUCK ALREADY AAAAAA
>>582698813Gets into it as in she would start pure and submissive, but when she starts to get horny, she'll start being more assertive. And then the beating starts. And the insults. The mocking.She's a natural dominatrix.
>>582694293they're adorable
Which uma would accept someone with a 4 inch erect dick?
>>582699238me
>>582698128Every uma is my oshi
Reminder: sushi is just rice and fish, so it can't make you fat
>>582696363her pitch black outfit is very cool
>five minutes until you get BOOT in your POOLS
>>582699301TRUE
>>582699278based whore anon
>>582699337isn't that tomorrow?
>>582699238Natural instinct would be to say Nishino Flower but she's actually a size queen.The real answer is Tamamo Cross.
>>582699123Can’t see it she’s a Japanese maiden after all
>>582698743Kris says we shouldn't snack. I'll trust her judgement.
>>582699083Relax nonny
Bootka?Lady Boots?
>>582699000what do you mean...
>>582699428today is tomorrow
>>582699428nyope, 3 more minutes
too many gays
>180mb update just to install vodka's huge ass boots
>>582699501>>582699526oh shit dopamine comes earlier than expected
>>582699539breasts like those should be illegal
I love Rice
>>582699539>no veinsThe real gay is that artist.
>>582699539Im so happy I got her + granny in 30 rolls
7 and I'll blast it to Hishi Amazon4 and I'll blast it to Hishi Miracle1 and I'll blast it to Hishi Akebono
Resource management is a vital part of every gacha. Be careful rolling for characters if a crucial Support banner is coming soon or you risk getting bricked.
Can you guys recommend me a deck for the next CM? These are my cards so far.
>>582699664If I get bricked I have an excuse to dump this, if I don't, I win cards and umasWin-win
>>582699301Hmmmm... this post sounds kinda devilish but since it's Falco saying it... okay, I will implement this for Curren Chan's nutritional plan!
>>582699729page 1 and 3 are the same
>>582699810*saves*Delete this
ohTHATS why it was 180 mb
I guess we're just posting whatever now huh
do NOT snack
>>582699841I've been thinking this the 3 times I've seen this now
7 and everyone in this thread has to jerk it to Kawakami Princess!
>>582699810DELETE
>>582699841Oh shit, I'll do it again then...
>>582699995way ahead of you
>>582699810tired of gay hebephiles
>>582699925You should've said that 120 pounds ago
>>582700148Sex with fat umas
>xmas in september
ALWAYS SNACKI got my last cm20 ace
>>582699925But
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
>>582699883Happy holidays ryanchou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSk
on my first 10tickets, exactly what I wantedshould I do another 190 pulls just to fill out my roster? im missing so many umas t. newcutie
>>582700343>45that's not a snack, fatass
>>582700425don't, you will get free rolls during the kitasan white banner and you can blow your load there instead
Merry Christmas in September, everyone!
>>582700425No, dumbass. Save those carats for an uma you like
>>582699995That’s my first rate daughter
>Christmas WE WON>WE WONWE WON>WE WONWE WON>WE WON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmHn_dMTZUo
>>582700618AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582700515oh right thats true. hope my danchou can forgive me for flatlining for 5 days but I need the uma pulls to finish unlocking my 1 and 2stars...
>>582700618holy
>>582700598And this is my first-rate wife!
>>582700618this is antisemitic.....
>>582700618and now they just look dumb
>>582700618ALLISOOOOOOOOOOOOOON TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE CHUUUUUUUUUUDS WON
They should add Peggle to the independent training screen so I have something to do other than shitposting
>>582700618KRIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582700618Wait... what are you guys going to cry about now!?
>>582700618FILLIES SAVED THE WORLD
>>582700832jigg
Sorry everyone, we were so distracted by Scarlet's big fat fucking tits that we forgot to translate "Christmas" to Happy Holidays. We'll fix that with a quick update tomorrow.
>>582700618NOOO MY GOVERNMENT MANDATED INCLUCIVITY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582700618Trannylator-sama... I kneel...
7 and everyone has to masturbate on rice buns
>>582700253That's the only form of exercise they need!
7 and you masturbate me as Rice
BOOTKA SAVED CHRISTMAS!!!!NOT A DRILLBOOTKA SAVED CHRISTMAS!!!
>>582700618Xuokka...
>>582700618you can't say that what are they thinking
>>582700618Thank you japan for forcing the tranny localizers to be slightly less shit. I hope they cried over it.
granbluecucks.......
>>582701051You don't need a number to tell you to jerk off to rice buns just do it nonny I believe in you
>>582700847They didn't update last year's event to match, so if /uma/ actually cared about translations and not their imaginary war they'd complain about how inconsistent they are
*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP* SOMEONE TELL VODKA TO STOP WALKING AROUND WITH THEM BIG OL BOOTS HOLY SHIT!*STOMPS TOWARDS ME*AAAAIIIEEEEEEE!
>>582700847The day anons run out of trivial or unreal things to complain about is the day humanity goes extinct.
>>582701337okay let's do it now
>>582700618NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN
>>582700720And then they had sex
I can't believe it.... vodka's goofy ass shoes actually saved christmas....
>>582701337No way they are going to update old stuff. Take this win and watch to be sure they don't go back on it.
I'm literally Ayabe lol
>>582699787ok but why she kinda cute
>>582700618Remember. Make noise if you want to be listen to.
>use six cheeky tickets >gain nothingas expected
BONDMAXXING LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>582701337I'll shit on cygames forever for being an integral part in ruining gaming as we know it
https://poal.me/otf2m
>n*nnynigger
>>582701513Melon Eye.
>>582701660retard
>>582701337I doubt they can go back to fix things with the accelerated pace, maybe in 10 years when we match JP and they have time for that (It's not going to happen lol)
>wow look guys i posted it again award number 20329103ß21
>>582701051I let him do that to me
Now there is No Stopping Me!
>>582701572sex
This shit's bugged right? I ran one and actually got 0 points from it.
>>582701902you lost the raceretard
damn bro granblue fans are super pathetic if this is all it took to walk it back lmaoremember this next time someone says it's useless to complain
>>582701737You are going to hell if Christ is real you should not care about Christmas...
>>582700618>>582701337
>wait..... her shoes are normal
damage report /uma/
>>582702242didn't pull i'm not a retard like the majority here is lol
I'm not interested in scouting the two lovebirds. Need to save my carats for Helios.
>>5827020684chan culture is very very anti-Jesus, regardless of what some of the white supremacists here will tell you about how important Christianity is to their precious West
>>582701952Why does it say "Win to get 0 points" before even selecting it, show me a victory screen, and keep my win streak if I lost? Fucking retard.
>The coworker I'm dating called my small dick "cute"
it is pretty inconsistent. I guess it's literally just one kike that keeps censoring it
>>5827022421 paid roll, won't do it again
I fucking hate Santa discourse it's always so fucking politically charged
>>582702242Haven't even looked at them yet, but I already have a Wodka and I already have a Scarlet and there are some upcoming characters I really need so I don't think I could possibly justify scouting these two
WRONG HOLE NONNY...wait
>>582702102Did the JP event banner say Christmas?I know I'm coping here, but they can call their event whatever they want. They just can't mistranslate something that everyone can clearly hear. Respecting the story at least it's a start
>>582702443if you hit this pose and say "don't shay that..." he won't say it anymore
>>582702581spurt spurt spurt sploosh
>>582702460BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE ONE ARAB WORKING ON IT YOU RETARDdo you think they have n army of liberal arts college dropouts working on this, when one dude using chatgpt is enough?
>>582702581But Kita has no wrong hole
>>582702635they use deepl, actually
>>582702443Better than having a small dick and not dating your coworker
>>582702460or the reverse, one guy on the team chooses Christmas
>>582702460I mean, I still expect mentions of "Christmas" to be reduced compared to the original, but at least now they're not avoiding the word like the plague.
>>582702443Unless it's a dude it's over.Never take things women say at face value.
>>582700618THIS IS FAKETHIS IS AII REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL TILL THEY UPDATED THE EVENT BANNER AND ALL THE OTHER TEXT THAT SAYS HOLIDAY>>582700985yeeeeees lick the jewish boot
The X in Xmas is a Christogram and Happy Holidays has been used since the 1800s to refer to Christmas but you're all fucking stupid and incapable of basic googling
>reddit ship
>Goldship post[-]
>>582702832Gold Ship would be so hot if she never opened her mouth. Anyway, have fun with the dogshit bait topic for the next week.
>instant seethe
>>582702581Devout Christian btw
Gold Ship is Black
>>582702443Its fucking over anon. My deepest sympathies to you
What are the implications of Christ existing in the Umaverse?
>>582703110I dont really care, I just want to have sex with Kris.
>>5827022420 rolls, 0 results.
why can they say christmas now?
>MARKEDI was hoping for scarlet...Is she any good? She looks strong on Tokyo tracks
I cleated the Ardan card without knowing it was goodDoes this event give a card? Can I cleat it?
>>582703110Bamboo = SatanChrist = Muteki
>>582703287stop cleating shit you fucking idiot
>>582703287>cleating event SSRsyou retards never learn
why don't they say Umamas instead of holidays. That way the Jewish troonlators don't get set on fire by writing Christ an it's not Holidays cringe
I thought it wasn't a big deal. Why are you faggots mad?
>holidayIt's Christmas.
I got 27k carats at the moment. Do I roll for XDasca if I intend to MLB Mejiro Ramonu WIT?
>>582703353>>582703370I need the pink tickets, already got some cleats from Ardan but I want to know if the card is any good
>>582703263forced to kneel to CHRISTAINS by the JAPANESE overlords
>>582703216This is a reasonable stance, I don't disagree
this shithole is gonna be unusable for weeks nowgood thing club chat is active
>>582703264Ok nice I got both in less than 50 pulls
>>582703562/Uma/Club bwo.......
80 pullsDaiwaDaiwa AgainSteampunk TaishinTaikiUODKA
>>582703562>now
Merry Christmas /uma/!
>>582699729Fixed I hope, help me please.
One spark!
>>582703493400 pulls wont be a problem even if you go down to 0, so you can go for it if you have a crystal
>>582690121Yes>>582703562Die clubfaggot
>>582703498you dont NEED anything
>>582703562why is it going to be unusable? this xmas thing is bs, a nothingburger, what do you know?
>>582703745why does sex groove get to be on two cards?
>you can't even say Happy Holidays in club chat because of filtersmakes you think
>snackers bricking themselves for bootka
>holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday >singular mention of christmas>HOLY BASED BASED ABSED
>>582703849Actually I'm not a snacker. I'm a looooooooooper, Vodka is a perfect looper
cheeky tenner for daiwa time
Why is no one talking about how Laurel succubussed her way into Rudolf's spot
>>582702832these golshi videos make me horny
>>582703773uh oh clublet melty
Will Xoguri be relevant ever again or are we done with that?
>>582703796Then I don't need you, go away I won't cleat cards until I'm low on cleats again
>>582704007first gm cm is a 2000m medium
>>582703838yeah, holidays has ho in itlike how about is censored because of abo
>win to get 0 ptsnice job cygames
>>582701513That artist has tasteful umafats.
>>582704007Only in one LoH as a cheese pick
>sudden increase of trash posting using certain uma>at peak sea hoursnyoticing
Evo skills or no?
>>582704184You are argentinian no better than seadogs
Bros?
>>582704250take shelter in your club gwo it's tourist hours
>>582704250Whats up
WHY
>>582703980I play this game for the umas not you retarded avatarfaggots who clog up every thread with your shit drivel
now HE just needs to spam steam player chat numbers and my bingo is completethat and some agnes
>>582703825She just really likes giving good stats and skills to her favorite trainer
>>582704341ewwww autist
>>582703757Rolled since I have a couple of crystals but I shouldn't have worried that much since Daiwa loves me and wanted to protect my savings.
>>582704356Fuck me she's hot... weird how her wit card here gives a late surger skill despite all of her outfits being pace focused. I guess ZRR is in a similar boat.
lmao the guy is having a melty
>>582704221MaybeIt would be very funny
>>582704341b-based
>>582704501You better make her your #1, anon
Cheeky tennerI'll take it
>>5827031101. Jesus was actually an uma2. Jesus and a special uma were both in equal standing and left for dead in the desert
>>582702832sex>>582703964the>>582704134golshiI am not safe and Golshi knows my location and I DO NOT know the bullshit she will pull before she rapes me
umammaries
>>582704336wife came homefesta is cool too i guess
Merry Creekmas, /uma/!
>>582703110They have a chapel
>>582704250yeah?
>>582704619sssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>582704754Big if true
>>582704804Thanks!
where are these golshi videos from?
Latebros reminder. Xodka and Laurel are your loopas. You need them or you'll suffer.
STOP MAKING FUN OF VODKAS BOOTSTHEYAREFINE
>>582704184Its 6:50AM here and I just woke upstop blaming us for this shit fuck you
>>582704936hmmm nyo I'll just borrow
>>582703110Does he?I thought the only deities in the uma verse are the three Goddesses
>>582704804Need to explode inside her umanko
>>582704804Merry Christmas
In my card rolls so far I’ve gotten> (1) copy of El Speed SR> (1) copy of Sky Wit SRAnd yet today I got 4! Copies of KS Miracle Guts SR
>>582704170true
>>582705019Does he?
okay but wouldn't it be funnier if they just forgot to get rid of a single Christmas mention and the rest is all holidays?
>>582704184>peak SEAnigga I just woke up for my 5am morning shift I ain't posting shit here, it's burger hours
>>582705157That is the much more likely scenario
>>582705157Well in your pic they already mentioned twice though
113 trainee tickets for the wife pluscheer king (dupe)nakayama festa (new)original opera (dupe)kind of wanna keep going for vodka just cause
>>582705102...Ryanbros, I might have been too harsh on you before... I see the light now, she only needs LESS muscle!
>0 pointshuh?
>>582705306Thats just a housewife in her 40s
>>582705157they're so incompetent they can't even keep their own agenda kek
bros witGOD said it's cutting season please stop snacking
>>582705354It's broken. Either try to go back with a weaker captain or wait for Cygames to fix and propably apolocarats
>>582702242Got Daiwa in 50, did another 50 but no Vodka
>>582705407I'd bet they're just trying to please both sides.
>>582705417I'm skipping ramonu and the entirety of ancestors. Gonna wait for L'arc so my blood pressure doesn't spike again.
>>582704669Always my #1!
>>582705417I have enough for Brian Laurel Ruby and Ramonu card though
>>582705384hot...
>>582705417What's VF saying
>>582705424does it actually give you 0 points or a UI bug?
>>582705645His breasts are starting to grow so he's buying a bra
>>582705157200% the case
>>582705546You need both Ramonu and the L'Arc style wit card bwo
>>582705689It really gives 0 points. I tried
Is normal sky or ballroom sky better to inherit for the next CM?
At first i was like cute but then realized when i read the dialogue this is an implied incest sex and i had vietnam flashback of futa rudolf x teio stuff
Can't believe it's almost Hokko time...
>he snacked
>>582700618samson big if true
>>582705739L'arc is a one wit scenario thoughbeit?
Look at these clowns!
[sad news] anon accidentally called referred to biwa hayahide as "biwa" instead of "hayahide" and EMBARRASSED himself in front of everyone
>>582705758OOOOOOOOOH CYGAMESMY APOLOGEMMMMMMMSSSSSSS
>>582705810Poor vodka
My thread crush didn't post at all today
>>582705810shame about the TERRIBLE resolution
Snacking?
>>582705157Don't look at the flavor text for the Air Groove wit card
I WANT TO SNACKPULL FOR CHRISTMAS DASCA SOOOOO BAD BUT IT WILL FUCK UP MY BUDGETOOOO
>>582705424>>582705354Do the 0 point races so you'll get compensation carats
>>582705804The idea being that for your fav style you have the specialized card and you use Ramomu for the other ones.
is it me or is the phone app finally running at 60 fps
>>582705927How would you know?
>>582705812bigwa boobahide
Just do a cheeky tenner
>>582705971Just win the Arima Kinen, the plat is worth 2 cheeky tenners if you are only planning for finals A
Worth it for the final bit?
>>582700618ayo what the fuck???? wuzzat mean dey don name it to holidays??? where my kwanzaa n shiet u niggaz!!!! son im crine *uoohh emoji spam*
>>582705810SCARLET PLEASE DANCE LIKE THAT ON MY PENIS AND GIVE ME KIDS PLEEEEEASE
What happened to AlmondLove?
>>582705934Sorry, I like playing in portrait mode.
>>582706135not really
>>582706126die in a fire youre worse than the ogu shitters
>>582706135No
>>582705810This is just Estelle and Joshua from Trails in The Sky
>>582706094I already got Nakayama Festa in a cheeky tenner and used up my luck. It won't happen twice. Someone at Cygames will mess with the levers.
>>582706158
Ok but which of these upcoming umamusume are the most pickmemaxxxed torecock-addicts? No friendzoning, no brozoning, no dadzoning, no sonzoning, no minionzoning,
>>582706167>>582706175...oh I spent 200 rolls on her...
>>582706135where's the rest of your crystals
Getting kinda up there
>>582706006But I only have 1 style
>>582706141Needs more retarded nigger-coded zoomerslang like diddyblud geegee aah and shit, but nice try
>Christmaswtf
>>582706163I respect your choices, not like I have to watch you play or anythingBut I'm still disgusted by your choice of playing a VN in a tiny ass window as if it's a PiP on your TV that overlays the news channel onto something more important.
>>582706158Almondlove danchou eloped and abandoned us
>>582706224That's pretty lucky for 200 rolls
>>582706062He wouldn't be my /uma/ crush if I didn't stalk him
>>582706234how many do you have bwo...
>>582706234Tachy and Vodka ate them...
>>582706286we won
>>582706224We're in the last legs of FM/CBs life cycle as the number 1 cardBetter to save that crystal for ramonu/pasa as they'll jave
>>582706158Almonddanchou stepped down after wanting to play the game more casually and we're Tamalove now. I think our old danchou is in autis/uma/ now, hope they're doing well. Tamadanchou is doing well.
>>582706179wtf now I like Estelle I need to finish that game>>582706286SCARLET ZETTAI RYOUIKI
>>582706213DaiyaLaurel
>>582690121Absolutely.
>>582706224lb3 in 200 is very good but lb4 is not worth spending a crystal on
my cheeky tenner turned into a spark
>>582706331Tell us more
>>582706135As someone who agonized over several months from having 3LB CB and held back on using a crystal until I was finally able to MLB her with the recent banner,Absolutely not.
here we go
Cygames will fix the Dream Team bug and give apologems for that but will also silently tie the "Christmas" loose slips.Screencap this post.
>>582706486Sex with all four of them
Do NOT brick yourselves, she's coming
>>582706492____No_____
>>582706331Well, umm.... I wish you two the best. I think.
SHE'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT
>>582706551>four>only 2 characters are being shown, the third being a crude pencil drawing of a ho***
>>582706570shan't be pulling for a fr*nt
>>582706605>twintail character lets her hair down>hair down character wears twintailswhy is it always so good
>>582706398Well that's good he decided to be more relaxed. I was in the club at launch but it got too grindy for me.
>>582706426>Laurelbut anon said she is mad gay for brian of all people. she won't shut up about her for even for a second during her career.
>>582706570Sex but I won't pull because I'm not a frontfag>>582706605Super Sex
>>582706570is whitesan worth it if I already have the regular one?
>>582706427I want my dose of synthetic processed lactose breast milk replacement from my umabot 3000
>>582706729the only good posts itt
>>582706570I will get her from the free rolls
>>582706765better than regular kita for mediums and also a front and pace parent
>>582706729i look just like this
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>582706753>>582706679Kitablanco is a pace chaser parent too.
>>582706307I just find it difficult to read white text on a dark/transparent background, not me rushing to scroll through the text because I'm late for work.
>>582706718sorry anon, but I was told to not believe everything strangers say on the internet, care to back that statement up with game screenshots related to that?
>>582706718daiya is gay for kitasan and she still wants to bone you
https://steamcommunity.com/app/3224770/eventcomments/585061437343277213If you don't post something christmas related in here you're super mega ultra gay and don't actually believe in the cause
>localizers are a thing IRL too
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they're snowboarding boots. that makes way more sense. I thought Vodka was just a fashion retard.
>>582707052They're all ears
>>582706990NYPA
>>582707048>my struggle and braunau starfucking lmao holy shit
>>582707048I'm now calling hitler merrylegs.
>>582706894greatshan't be pulling for a p*ce either
>>582707048We'll always know who he really is
Any clubs need a shitter? I'll trade shoes but don't expect many fans.
>>582707125He probably thought he was being subtle too
>the culture war tourists are larping about caring about christmas again
>>582707181...
>>582707217mambro...
