#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>582838065
Fuck your sister's tits.
>>583203979Based. It doesn't fall under incest laws in most countries either!
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 12 OF THE ASHLEYUGA (Ashley Kaliyuga) ONLY 432,000 MORE YEARS TO GO
>>583204119Ashley is indeed a manifestation of the Kali Yuga.
>>583204119Is this concerning along side Ashley millennium?
>>583204240Along with Ashley Eon, yes.
>>583204119An era of sister sex.
>>583204292Which is part of the Ashley eternity.
>>583204443Time is relative. There's only the here and now. Therefore, Ashley is literally realty itself
>>583203979fpbp
https://x.com/cholerisha/status/2106083805073113428
>>583204118And even paizuri did fall under incest laws, the state would have too prove beyond a reasonable doubt you launched a fat stick wad of sibling sauce into the deep, bottomless valley of your sister's big fat sistercat titty-tats.
Threadly reminded: consensual sibling incest is 100% legal in the glorious US State of Ohio
>>583205647It's also legal in Rhode Island and New Jersey. Of the three, Rhode Island is the least offensive option. No matter what, though, it's borderline impossible to prosecute. Be smart, practice good opsec, and kiss your sister.
>>583203907
>>583206340>love game sister
>>583206340>leyley faggot>codependency world hard
>>583204010>Andrew gets flanderized as Dindrew or the evil Andrew BatemanHow exactly ISN'T Andrew Bateman a useful comparison? Both Andrew and Patrick are husks screaming for help, are extremely performative, and have extremely maladaptive ways of attempting to discover "humanity". The biggest difference is that Patrick commits heinous acts hoping to eventually feel something or be perceived by someone else, whereas Andrew is already content with Ashley seeing through him. Arguably, this makes Andrew a lot worse than Patrick, because Patrick has trying to produce one permanent deliverable (proof of humanity), whereas Andrew will continue committing heinous acts to satiate his neverending selfishness and the eternal duty of the oniichan.
>>583206673>Patrick has trying*Patrick is trying
>>583206673Andrew is a homosexual gay faggot who deserves his lot in life
>>583206673If we are going to compare Andrew with anyone, I think James Sunderland is a better comparison.
>>583206673Andrew isn't a true psychopath. He does not enjoy killing or violence for their own sake, but for the emotional catharsis he can't find anywhere else. Patrick Bateman explicitly states how he experiences no catharsis, there's no release, just permanent tension. It's an extremely superficial comparison that should never be taken beyond the realm of an inside joke.
>>583207960I thought Patrick's "there is no catharsis" was about his confession at the end of the movie: he was such a loser that the other guy didn't even believe he killed Paul Allen, and he very well mightn't have.
>>583208736I always interpreted it differently, but I've also worked with people I would argue are probably undiagnosed psychopaths.
Nemlei managed to avoid picrel by making killing the kid optional.Nemlei knows better than 99% of western game devs
>>583209234Nemlei avoided it by making a game that didn't blatantly insult the audience for engaging with it.
>>583209480Nemlei called me a nigger in 2002.
Everybody wang chung tonight!
>>583210164God I need her to kick me in the balls
>>583210164Ashley sucking Andrew's wang...
>>583210164That's an adorable 'shley
>>583210301Do moids really
>>583211442Not really.
>>583211719Not really, but kind of?
>>583211932In a technical sense. Biologically male, but lacking any testosterone and arguably in a vegetative state.
Added some new stuff to the office. Earlier I hadn't gotten that Halloween itch but last two days It came back with a vengeance. God I love this time of year.
>>583206340>sex ashleyso true
>>583209234Makes me wonder if there actually are serious implications on whether you actually decide to kill the kid or not. Besides the achievement that is.
>>583215224I am certain that killing the kid will result in a dead end. Cliffhanger should be Andrew's redemption arc, but ONLY if he should be redeemable.
>>583206340>brother sex ashley
>>583206340>enjoy head
>>583206340>need nemlei More than you know...
>>583206340>foid hateBut I love foids
>>583206340>total drop ball feetBall stomping status?
>>583217241Total foid death.
>>583217652YESSSSSSSI'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>583209234>sparing the kid leaves a potential loose end which might come back to bite them later on>killing the kid leaves behind damning evidence which might cause the police to intensify their investigationThis one has me absolutely stumped on which is the "safest" choice. I guess it all depends on how competent the Coffinland police force is
>>583217652ice cold
>>583207418>I represent your guilt and erection Andy!
>>583218991Coffin is actually about Andrew's circumcision
Ashley...? What are you on about? What protesters?
What if Julia had a doll that looked exactly like Renee?
>>583207234Cry about it.
>>583210024What the fuck I love Nemlei
>>583214072Great anon. I even saved your last cause it brings me peace to look at it.
>>583216061At least post the proper Sexlei.
>>583225087That sexlei unfortunately does not have a gaping anus with an ungodly amount of semen leaking out of it.
>>583224993I'm glad I can give you peace anon
imōsex
>>583225257This calls for a meeting.
>>583217652Douglas got that SpongebobRenee Pussy
>>583227838>SpongebobRenee PussyI am the staunchest anti-haggot on planet earth. But even I must admit, really? There exist people brown enough to rob our boy Douglas of his lawfully wedded wife? Imagine being so heartless.
>>583227991>>583227838
>>583227991Congratulations, you have an actual conscious. Unlike 96% of this, "fanbase".
Douglas IS RENEE'S husband. Fuck you retards who say otherwise.
>>583228178I think we can all agree on that. Like we can all agree Andrew and Ashley are meant to be?
>>583228313Obviously.
>>583229601>Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's actualley *brock*.
>>583229698The foyim, posting on Coffintube
>>583229740Brock belongs in Sistussy.
>>583229809I love cringeley
>>583229809>>583229938>>583230064*Projectile vomits as soon as the cameras stop rolling*
>>583217652YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THUGLAS
>>583229938>will make you shit your organs outC-can I watch?
>>583229698>>583229809>>583229938>>583230064Why didn't Renee send Ashley off to be a child actor? Is she stupid?
How will you react when Nemlei reveals that Julia's full name is "Julia Surgeon"?
>>583236571>Julia gets her revenge without debasing her pure soul with hatred
>>583236571I pogged almost as hard as when I found out Friend B's real name is Cinema.
>>583236506>Cool skin mom! Which case did you open to get that? Also can I have €$50 to buy another Steam gift card?
>>583203907Based>>583203979Okay!
>>583206340>mature circumcision>definitely twice
>>583203979:3
>>583194179I think so too. For me, it's her vulnerability. I can see the broken child inside and the parts that haven't wholly given up on things like friends/skills/a normal life, as well as the parts that are just damage in response to her environment. I relate to all of those way too much, so if I give up on Ashley, it's like giving up on myself. God I hope there's a happy canon ending for her
>>583240805This Ashley looks so vulnerable...
>>583243227She'd probably be abrasive and push your boundaries, but she's also expecting you to be so first. The world is cruel and uncaring, after all, as best she's seen it. Be patient.God we all need a bit of patience
>>583240805>>583243227>>583245028>>583194179Whether you think Ashley has BPD, and whether you think she doesn't, nothing has changed since episode 1: male manipulators all want her.
>>583240805Yeah when Chp3 revealed what Ashley actually wanted from Andrew I was like wow she's literally me
>>583240805>>583243227Rapeley
>>583245146>male manipulatorsNot a real thing.
>>583217652"Let the foyim deal in the real world"- DG
>>583245146>male manipulatorsBring not stereotypes foids made up (noticed) into our circle.
My sister is the real manipulator because she's cute, which robs me of agency.
>>583245146I don't care what she has, exactly, but she definitely wasn't a normal kid, and I don't want to say that was a crime.>>583245251I feel I saw parts of this in chapters 1 & 2, but I didn't want to project. Now a lot more people see it and it cuts so deep.Like I'm not trying to make excuses. I don't want Ashley to get away with being a stunted bitch who doesn't hold herself accountable or work on herself. But it's more obvious now, just some of the ways she actually has tried and been punished for that. And I want her to try again, without failing this time.
>>583248906This should be a valid defence in criminal court
What would actually make Ashley give up on Andrew
>>583252291Nothing.
>>583252291a brahmin chad
>>583253210It's really funny when they act like their caste system means anything outside of India.
Julia sometimes asks Jane to sleep in her bed whenever she's scared, such as after seeing a scary movie or during a thunderstorm
>>583252291Him dying but inspiring her to live on
>>583254024I can't tell if some of the things you guys say are ironic, or your actual bad opinions.
>>583253465He wants to be pantied and sisified saaar.
>went out drinking last night>mfw I woke up
>>583228313Trucker wife Ashley
>>583258192>>mfw I woke upTerrible news
>>583258192The secret to hangovers has always been greasy food and pedialyte
TCOAAL newfag here. Seriously, why is Ashley so ALLURING? Her smug :3 face, her sexy cleavage, her insanity. And I can't stop wondering what this NEET femcel would smell like. How did Nemlei do it?
>>583261783>TCOAAL newfag>NEET femcell smellfaggotryWhat is it with this particular genre of post where someone pretends to have just discovered the thread to bring their fetishes up out of the blue?
TCOAAL newfag here. Seriously, why is ??? so ALLURING? His (o)(O)(o) face, his sexy cleavage, his insanity. And I can't stop wondering what this ash ball tar cloud would smell like. How did Nemlei do it?
>>583262069Real nigga right here
>>583262069>TCOAAL newfag hereThe one who posted this image 2 threads ago?
>>583261965>>583262069Stop mocking me, goddamnit! I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to fetishes. That sentence really detracted from the point of my post...
>>583263879No, that sentence was the point of your post, , everything else was just pretext so you could talk about your fetish again.
>>583261360Well, I have at least one of those. My head though, man. Feels like someone smashed it with a hammer.
>>583252291Demon brain surgery
>>583252291Realizing that Andrew exacerbates her issues and that he needs her more than she needs him. Ashley can live without Andrew, Andrew cannot live without Ashley.This is going to be an ending in Burial, argue with a wall. Time will vindicate me
The surgeon was part of the Cornell 7 and is being canceled. This is so sad.
We aren't getting political thanks.
>>583261965>What is it with this particular genre of post where someone pretends to have just discovered the thread to bring their fetishes up out of the blue?You know, if bait has a 100% successful strategy, why feel the need to change it up?
>>583268903>Spends 1+ year without Andrew>Drops out of high school>Can't get a jobI want Ashley redemption too but she's just not there. She doesn't have the soft skills nor does she get that she should learn them Demon stuff is all she has
>>583270018The surgeon was the one who was actually violated. Shameful of that girl.
>>583217241I hate almost all women. Except Ashley.
>>583270018My friends in the media say that's a load of shit and the girl is actually a pedophile. Polymarket is on Toxisoda's side so I'm not worried
>>583271684>but she's just not thereNot yet. The stuff you pointed out is a result of going from a total dependency on Andrew to having no support system at all. But she'll learn to be happy on her own before making the leap
>>583275062>and den>and den>she'll faww in wuv with me and we'll get mawwied and I'll beat up Andwew!
https://x.com/grimebell/status/2106466989715947835
>>583275894I don't think anybody says that
>>583275894>beat up Andwew
>>583275062With what support group? You can't just take away Andrew, her home, and expect her to figure it out on her own. Not without a lot of storytelling to justify it and give the groundwork.
>>583279207Is that thumbnail Sorapoi Ashley? I swear he draws her the second hottest after Nemlei
>>583279101It'd be better if you don't take "I can fix her" types too seriously.
>>583279101>Not without a lot of storytelling to justify it and give the groundwork.Yeah lol, that's what Burial will involve. I'm talking about the end point of what'll probably be 4 hours of gameplay
>>583282024>Yeah lol, that's what Burial will involveYou're so deluded it's actually sad.
>>583282803Like I said, argue with a wall. History will absolve me.
>>583283239Absolve you of what? It's obvious you need Ashley apart from Andrew, because the fact that she's singularly committed to him no matter what drives you absolutely crazy. She will let him beat the shit out of her constantly and never leave, she will commit suicide with him rather than leave, she will chain him to a radiator when she fears for her life instead of leaving him, she played chicken with prostituting herself gambling on Andrew coming in to stop her. It kills you inside, "if only she knew how much better things could be! She would learn about true love and value herself!"Andrew is her life, he's everything to her. Let's say Andrew gets struck by lightning or she magically reverses this single-minded obsession with him and finds love, (You) of course because you'd treat her right! What would actually happen is that you would live your entire life degrading yourself trying to live up to, never mind surpass the one person who she has ever cared about and will ever care about.
>>583283823I was going to say he's a worse waifufag than the juliatards because he wants everything about her to change. Brutal.
>>583284049It's the fanfiction equivalent of being a permanently friendzoned emotional tampon.
>>583283823>the fact that she's singularly committed to him no matter what drives you absolutely crazy>It kills you inside>(You) of course because you'd treat her right>you would live your entire life degrading yourself trying to live up toLmao nice breakdown you freak. Andrew is the one who needs Ashley more than Ashley needs Andrew, Ashley is actually a fairly normal person. And it's obvious that the scenes at the cult are setting up an attempt by Six Eyes to push the two of them apart, while the bathroom makeup freakout seems to suggest that it's working. Ashley is clearly going to be tempted by the prospect of being the cult leader, Andrew is going to refuse, and one outcome is GOING to be Ashley choosing the cult. I doubt you read this far because you're so butthurt, but all of this is easily figured out by actually seeing what the game/devlogs say. When Ch3 comes out (never ever) and this is an outcome, I'll be waiting there for my apology
>>583285626You can post all of the smug images and taunts you want, but I know the fact that she'll never leave him is ripping you apart and need all of that to cope with it. You don't even like Ashley as a character. You just like how she looks.
>>583285861Andrew's racking up enough "made someone mad by existing" medals he can start selling it as scrap.
>>583286508The ONLY thing our boy did wrong was not plapping his sister when he was given the opportunity.
Hold on, it's Yuri Saturday!
>>583286649Andrew has done many things wrong but he's still our boy. I want to see him resolve his issues and put things right, starting by destroying Ashley's pelvis (after she finishes her own character journey of course.)
>>583287861I want to see him shoot an obscene amount of cum inside his sister's asshole
>>583287556boring
>>583281574You're right, but they're pissing me off because I DO want Ashley to find her footing. Just not for the same reasons. I think it's somewhere the story is going, with so many bad ends resulting from her refusing to grow and so much in the canon of at least Decay pushing things to a head. But to treat Ashley as just a girl to fix is really undermining to the reasons why I want to hope for her>>583282024DESU I'm not against it if it earns it, so long as it doesn't write off Andrew unfairly. He's as much a part of the story as Ashley and he's not the villain of the story. Burial is likely going to show Ashley messing up, including in her past, just bracing you for that now>>583287861I can see it now>Ashley wakes up at a healthy hour with a healthy breakfast>Does a stable career she likes in occult research>Picks back up art as an after-work hobby, shows her drafts to her friends who she meets for drinks>Comes home to Andrew>Who pounds her as hard as he can without tearing the condom because they need to save up for another year before they can start working on a kid
>>583285626>Ashley is actually a fairly normal personNTA but while there is a lot understandable and relatable about Ashley as we know, there's also a dangerous amount not normal>Zero material skills>High school dropout>Extremely self-loathing>Compartmentalises things which should be damaging to a worrying degree>Manipulated the death of a small child as a small child herself, covered up the crime and blackmailed her accomplice>Doesn't get why she shouldn't dread the world or see her brother as the centre of the universeShe can get her act together, but it's not easy. Worst of all, we don't know if she can even want to.
>>583288964>DESU Lel, Moot wins again!>I'm not against it if it earns it, so long as it doesn't write off Andrew unfairly. He's as much a part of the story as Ashley and he's not the villain of the story. Burial is likely going to show Ashley messing up, including in her past, just bracing you for that nowI totally agree, and I have total faith in Nemlei to write a great story. But I think an invariable part of the end of the codependency is Ashley learning to be happy on her own, having her sense of self worth restored. As it is now, Ashley really falls to pieces without Andrew's approval. There's just no way that continues without things getting worse. After all, it's a huge part of why they fight
>>583288964>>583281574>>583279101>>583275062>>583271684>>583268903Shots and Such is unhappy for both of them, and Cliffhanger will be happy for both of them.It follows that Questionable and Sane will be happy, but not for both siblings. That means one of them will be Ashley's redemption + escape!
>>583289541No, that's all fair. I think I worded my post kinda poorly. What I mean is I don't think there's anything actually wrong with Ashley. Put another way, I think Andrew clearly has some kind of issue. He has basically no regard for the emotions of anyone other than Ashley, and he only cares about other people when it comes to how it allows him to maintain whatever personal narrative he's rocking that day. I think Ashley, by contrast, is a fairly normal person. Just one who was neglected as a kid. Stuff like her lack of material skills, dropping out, self loathing, and difficulties with emotional regulation are the result of her neglectful upbringing. Obviously, Burial can (and likely will) shed more light on her internally. But we can only theorize with what's actually in front of us. >>583289793>Shots and Such is unhappy for both of them, and Cliffhanger will be happy for both of them.Anon-tachi... I don't think things will be so clear cut like that. Didn't Nemlei say there wasn't going to be a good route and bad route? Maybe I'm misremembering.Also, thanks for actually discussing the game rather than the schizo nonsense I was getting earlier.
>>583290207>Didn't Nemlei say there wasn't going to be a good route and bad route? Maybe I'm misremembering.She said that Burial vs Decay isn't a distinction between good and bad; Burial and Decay will themselves have good and bad endings.
>>583290375Ah ok, thanks. I mean, hopefully we'll get a happy end or two lol. But I'm not going to bet on it since I don't really see her other games having those. I've gotten into debates about that before, but I still think all her endings on all her other games range from outright horrid to bittersweet
>>583290207>the schizo nonsense I was getting earlier.Remember: everyone who disagrees with you is crazy. You're not wrong. You can't be wrong.
>>583291078I AM crazy nigga
>>583291078Saying you disagree with me isn't crazy. Saying you know what's going on in my head and what my TRUE motivations are is crazy
>>583291559Anon, why are you arguing with me when I'm agreeing with you? Nobody could possibly guess at what motivates you, even when you post the same thing constantly like it's an addiction, and anyone who tries is obviously crazy.
Andrew does it for free
>>583291783>even when you post the same thing constantly
>>583291805Stop posting this image. It makes me laugh every time and it's damaging my mental health by making me believe I have a problem.
>>583291805>What does ashley say about the clown?>this tastes funny
https://x.com/Rogue_Serpent/status/2101132263341834379Ashley feets
>>583290207I probably agree with you more than not. My way of putting it is that I have more hope for Ashley than I do Andrew.Ashley's broken in many ways that are oddly relatable to me, but also in ways that are salvageable. Much of her pain comes from just not seeing the world at large, or lacking self-awareness. She'd like to not be useless. She'd like to have friends. She'd like to be someone anyone would want around. These are all fixable problems. Painful, as anyone here who's had to reinvent themselves would know, but fixable. Give her some support that doesn't let her off the hook. Don't let her retreat.Andrew's, I don't know how you do that. If Ashley is still 'Leyley', then Andy is long since dead, and indeed for the worse. has every 'antidote' that springs to mind for his problems, and it means nothing to him. Nothing in the world can make him happy. No person, no passion, everything's just a means to an end of survival. Except Ashley. Who he can't even be around without sabotaging her further, because embracing her as he wants doesn't just mean destroying his carefully made mask: it means sabotaging any hope she has at a life beyond his cage. Because he KNOWS he won't be able to hold himself. It's a brilliant tragedy that makes chapter 3 so gripping to me, but it's tragic. And I have no idea what we can do for him.Maybe the good ending will be a comedy option where LU is actually a nice guy who just cures everyone no-strings-attached and goes on his merry way, 'cus man. If not, I'm on the edge of my seat thinking how Nemlei resolves that.
>>583292914Yeah, I definitely agree with that. Andrew's problems just seem so much more fundamental. Whereas, Ashley really just needs a better support system to help her confront her fears. Andrew obviously provides that... sometimes. But he's happy to push her away whenever he's mad, despite knowing how dependent she is on him. I'm kinda repeating myself, but it's why I'm certain there's no happy end for Ashley where she doesn't learn to love herself. She needs to know she's not useless. Not because someone says so, but as an innate truth. I really hope she gets it, I really feel bad for her. Even as a kid, she was so clearly just lonely all the time.
>>583293518I'm with you, man...I'm with you...
fags
>>583292914>>583293518I want to say Andrew is redeemable but I can't say I believe it. He hurts people so easily, without even having what he considers a good reason to hurt them. He's impervious to reason because he lies too much, and even if you got past that first barrier, he'd still be too selfish to be reasoned with. And he's paranoid 24/7 because of his upbringing. To fix Andrew, you'd first need him to be happy with something other than the dominant strategy of controlling Ashley.
>>583296560>other than the dominant strategy of controlling Ashley.Now I've seen the "Wash it off" snippet from Burial too, but how sure are we that Andrew needs to control Ashley so much as feel in possession of her?
>>583297406Nice feet
>>583295301ikr
Julian got molested so Malfoid could run
>>583301296sloppa
>>583301564>>583301296One of my favorite Coffin fanartists actually did draw Malfoid
>>583302060
>no news this month eitherIt's ogre
sex sex sex sex SEX imouto SEX cock in SISTERS impregnation INBREEDING
>>583304859We are ALL saying this.
>>583304859I've never said this
>>583307549Why not?
>>583203907Who would age better between Ashley, Andrew and Julia?
>>583309194Ask Wren
>>583309194Why her arms big
>>583309194Julia will actually age. Andrew and Ashley will die within 1 year of the each ending
>>583309361brutal paizuri workout
>>583309361It's bulk season
https://x.com/Toyslasher/status/2106551505189040603/photo/1
>>583315024Imagine being in Ashley's grool jar
>>583315080>grool jarso naive...
>>583315080>groolCum
Ashley is penisn't.
>>583315946Faggots.
>>583316050How is that gay? We're talking about a girl's cock
>>583316050God hates fags. Amen
>>583317192More of them need to die of aids
>>583317138Liking futa is gay.
>>583316050How am I the fag, I said Ashley does not have a penis?
>>583317341I'm saying it's faggots saying it.
>>583276430cute Shley
>>583319025This is the first time those words have ever been said in that order
>>583319025Everyone is saying this.
https://x.com/tooxisoda/status/2106588573176565930
>>583319025Anon... ALL 'shleys are cute.
>>583320137What radiant eyes, I hope we get cutesy CGs of Andrew holding her face as he stares into her eyes
>>583320137Wren has her eyes...
My sister is an okay cook. She can follow a recipe and make food that is decent, sometimes even delicious if the recipe was a good one. But holy shit can she fucking bake, I swear to God she's trying to make me fat with the sheer volume of sugary confections she pumps out on a weekly basis.
>>583323504*if the recipe were a good one
>>583323621The usage of "were" in this case is inappropriate because it does not utilize the subjunctive mood, but rather is referring to a vague number of events which did happen.
>>583323762>because it does not utilize the subjunctive moodYes it does, because "if" establishes a conditional, rather than an indicative clause.
>>583323504Would you still love her if she couldn't?
>>583323927I'll always love her no matter what.
>>583323871The conditional is irrelevant.>If the dough were too wet, the bread would be messed upIf I were referring to events which did not occur in practice, but which could occur in theoryu.>If the dough was too wet, the bread would be messed up.If I was referring to events which did occur, even without specifying a specific timeframe in which they occurred.
Snuggling. With sisters.
>>583323621*waswere
>>583324224>The conditional is irrelevantNo it isn't. Conditionals, by virtue of being a state of irreality, do not take the indicative copula.>If the dough were too wet, the bread would be messed up>If the dough was too wet, the bread would be messed up.You are confused about the purpose of subjunctives, because it is not simply about whether something happened or not. "X did not happen" is not a state of irreality: it is a negative indicative statement, but an indicative statement nonetheless.However, you are saying your sister can make delicious food conditional on the recipe's goodness/the bread would be messed up conditional on the dough's wetness. The moment you say "if", you have already committed to NOT producing an indicative clause.
>>583326127And?
>>583326127"If" only marks a condition. It does not force the subjunctive, and it does not stop the clause from being indicative. English has two different kinds of if-clause, and they use different verb forms.Real (open) conditions use the indicative. The speaker treats the condition as something that did happen, does happen, or might happen. Unreal (remote, counterfactual) conditions use the subjunctive, or a past form standing in for it, plus a modal in the main clause. Saying "if" does not commit you to a non-indicative clause, it only commits you to a condition. Whether that condition is indicative or subjunctive depends on whether you are talking about real cases or unreal ones.
>>583326413Anon-dono, please...>If the dough were too wet, the bread would be messed up>If the dough was too wet, the bread would be messed up.This......trying to establish that there is a meaningful distinction where both of these are grammatical within the same register is completely idiosyncratic...>Whether that condition is indicative or subjunctiveNigga, are you SERIOUSLY telling me that CONDITIONALS do not take the CONDITIONAL mood?
>>583326558>SERIOUSLY telling me that CONDITIONALS do not take the CONDITIONAL mood?It would appear you've failed at grammarfagging.
>>583326648I can't make myself any clearer: you use the indicative copula for the indicative mood. "X=Y", without further argumentation within the clause is indicative. Saying "if X; then Y" demands an irrealis mood, and thus an appropriate copula.
>>583326991Your failure is noted for future reference.
>>583327045I've gone through the effort of tackling each of your claims, and now you just say "no u"? Do you really think an observer will witness you collapse under scrutiny and take this as proof your claims were correct?
>>583327245Ultimately, using big words is a failure in the place of basic logic. The subjunctive presupposes wishes, hypotheticals, or things otherwise not comprised of actual fact. In simplest terms, if it happened, or the speaker believed it happened, then the subjunctive is non-applicable. That's it.
>>583327392>In simplest terms, if it happened, or the speaker believed it happened, then the subjunctive is non-applicableNon-applicable to which word, exactly? You would be 100% correct to say that it is inapplicable to "She can follow a recipe and make food that is decent, sometimes even delicious", because that is undoubtedly indicative: this describes something that happened.HOWEVER, this is unrelated to what we have been discussing for the past hour, which is the condition established immediately afterwards: the recipe being good is conditional, rather than a permanently immutable event for all of spacetime. The fact that she makes food that is merely "decent" rather than "delicious" conditional on this proves that it is not a permanently immutable event for all of spacetime, or however else you wish to ascribe reality to it.
>>583327783That's a lot of words to say "sorry, I'm wrong, my apologies." She did cook delicious food, when the recipe was of sufficient quality for her to do so, thus the subjunctive mood does not apply because it is a thing that did happen versus a thing which *could* happen.
>>583325712Fact check: true
>>583327932>sorry, I'm wrong, my apologiesLet me get this straight:The recipe being good is conditional, yes?Your sister's cooking being "decent" or "delicious" is variable, yes?The recipe's goodness is hypothetical, or otherwise not comprised of actual fact, as demonstrated by the variation in your sister's cooking, yes?So why should the clause providing the recipe's status be an indicative one?
>>583328164>Did it happen beforeYes: not subjunctiveNo: subjunctive
>>583328220I am not contesting whether "decent" cooking or "delicious" cooking happened. I am talking about the recipe's goodness, which you have provided as an inherent condition factored into your sister's ability to cook, which I'm sure we both agree is something she will continue to do in the foreseeable future.
Please can you (singular) fuck off to >>>/lit/
>>583328361It would appear you do not understand the subjunctive. You should read more.
>>583328447Are you talking about subjunctives or conditionals? There are multiple irrealis moods.
>Andrew...please...all you care about now is your stupid grammar...
Time for grape!(Translator's note: grape means grammar rape)
They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Coffin community I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the forum we needed you to be. Like the others, /calg/ was swift and horny and autistic. Natural shitposters. But /calg/ had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Playing the game. Was I wrong?
>>583334272Makes me want cake.
In my world, every day is Ashley's birthday.
It's a good day. The niinapan is in the niinabox.
>>583334728Based and true
Give me the truke
>>583340294your sister will never be ashley
>>583340294Coffin will be turned into a homogame.
>>583334482Luckily there is plenty.
>>583340294Ashley is a cutiepie
>>583340954>will be
>>583341670
>>583342054Based
Is it too much to ask that siblings kiss?
>>583342784Yes
>>583342784No.
Q: Author, will there be a release this year?A: >>583344994
Brock status?https://reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1wwtlz2/ashley_making_sure_he_knows_who_he_belongs_to/
>>583309194Renee
>>583323504>My sister is an okay cook.Thought this said "my sister has an okay cock"
>>583323621>>583326127>>583326558
>>583345204Cutiepi
>>583346447This is what Ashley does btw
>>583348327I'm not saying Ashley could be legitimately autistic. I'm just saying she isn't NOT autistic
>>583346771So cute
>>583348484>My safe food is borgar. What's yours?
>>583350292I want her to be happy :(
>>583350292Therapy speakshley
The -ley suffix is pure of heartThe -shley suffix is rooted in evil
>>583355790All 'leys and 'shleys are rooted in cute, and cute cannot be evil.
>>583358973Your point, anon?
>>583355790This is bullshit. Bullshley, if you will.
>>583360450
>Ashley sistered across the room, elegantley. Her awesome fat titshleys bareley contained in their meager prison.
>>583359867>>583361712based and true
Some sisters are cute
>>583362561Scientificalley speaking, all sisters are cats, and all cats are cute, thus we can logicalley extrapolate that all sisters are cute.
>>583362869What about sisters who are hussies?
>>583362936A failure of the brother.
>>583362993But are they still cute?Also, what if there is no brother?
>>583363081Cuteness is inherent to the sister, but a sister who has been hussified is not so much lacking that particular organ as she is mistreating and destroying it, like a fallen angel that lost her wings. A brotherless sister is, unfortunately, doomed to the whimsy of foidacity and the substandard leadership of the eternal girldad, but on extremely rare occasions these horrific conditions catalyze into an ultrasister who is unbelievabley cute, but this is even more tragic because she does not have a brother to use her cuteness on. The delphocracy will address this and rectify it, rest assured.
>>583362869>extrapolateInfer
>>583363451Ok but is she cute or not?
>>583363545All sisters are cute, but some are cuter than others. My sister, for example, is the cutest sister in existence.
>>583342784No, but it depends how they kiss.
>>583345349I am not using reddit in 2026, at least make a screencap of the relevant segment.
>>583348327...Wait, is Ashley in these threads?
>>583367457What? You don't want your specifically curated Eglin Airforce Base propaganda shaping your entire world view?
>>583367691>real possibility haggot take over of the subreddit is a literal government op
>>583368150Unfortunately the haggotry is an organic result of castration rather than government propaganda.
>>583367457>>583367691https://x.com/PhuongHoa189/status/2106251244180586535
>>583369156the castration is a result of glowfag propaganda
>>583370076>>583345349this is the gayest straight couple drawing ive ever seen
>>583370607BL-coded straight foidkino. Nemleian.
>>583370607Yeah that's why it was uploaded to Reddit
>>583371119Is the Shitter link not good enough for you? Would you like 9gag?
>>583371652Could someone upload to it to an obscure and defunct fetish blog from 2003? Please and thanks.
https://x.com/amam_722/status/2106773328824549555
>>583371652
>>583370607>>583371038https://x.com/PhuongHoa189/status/2086155098884129249
Consume brothers
>>583373580>My brock is down there...
Sis kissing... for the soul.
>>583370076I don't use Twitter either
>>583377057Same. Most of these don't even require JavaScript.https://status.d420.de/
>>583377179
November status?
>>583378152No Release November means Noellevember!
>>583377179...NOT
>>583309361Gym girl Julia art when
>>583379609Sweaty Julia...
>>583379714What build what would gym Julia have? Lean, slim, someone who ends up geting fatter in the gym
>>583380438Julia would tried to use a machine, fail, have a nervious breakdown while she thinks people look at her and leave
>>583380438With enough work, the Jane physique in picrel(Assuming Nemlei does not make Jane a landwhale)
https://x.com/JodlesD/status/2106795169370767831
>>583381453She'd be the type of woman who wouldn't want to "get too muscley"
>>583381876The absolute size of those 'shleys!
>>583381876Gosh, she's so adorable
>>583381453Razors in the hat? I hope they're just decorative and not sharp. My brother talked me into getting a safety razor years ago and it works, but those razors freak me out. I have to handle them with the utmost care when replacing them.Did you know that they used to have slots in the wall for safety razor disposal? They'd just drop them into the wall and forget about them. Be careful when doing renovations on the walls of bathrooms in older homes. They might have razor blades in them.
>>583387190This is an extremely bizarre post.
>Ashley and Julia have been "friends" since before Julia and Andrew were an item>Still haven't had a scene in a route with the two of them even talking togetherIs this just random happenstance, or is this part of a bombshell Nemlei's been sitting on for Burial?
>>583387976Sister boobs titty sex sex impregnate
>>583387190probably rusted touselessness
>>583373234Ah, this artist is good.
>>583379609Sorry sir best gym girl we can provide is >>583225087
>>583396752>step 1 wait til the sister is done talking you think you hard guess what you ain't hard enough for you step 2 punish the sister prone bone sex fucking(1).jpgYou need to be stopped.
>>583396949LMAO I read that shit half way through and it took me 10 seconds to release you were talking about the filename.That one might honestly be my new longest, last I checked my longest filename was picrel.
>>583225273I like collecting cozy and dark /calg/ setups. This one is from... 2 years ago, shit time goes by fast. If anyone has a cozy and comfy looking little room or setup feel free to post please.
>>583397120>releaseREALIZE* someone kill me...
>>583397120Your filenames are often so long I can't even read the entirety of them without the UI having a seizure.
>>583397120>>583397884there's gotta be a shorter name for that one>the_entire_coffin_game_lore.png
>>583378152>Christmas rolls around>Get a 5-minute Christmas special>Nothing else>Jan 5th>"Now that you're all miserable after Christmas, it's time to get more miserable">Releases Burial in full
>>583387976Julia has always been jealous of Ashley. A target of bullying, she wished the be the kind of girl who Ashley was. Brash, and outgoing. The girl who could bite Rebecca, and then call the teacher a cunt. Julia wanted to become Ashley. And so she took away the thing she valued the most. Her beloved brother, Andrew. But she could never shake the feeling of inferiority, and that of guilt. She knew she could never be the real Ashley. That she was but a crude replica. She knew, deep down, that the voicemails were right.Thus begins the toxic yuri route, included in the next update, releasing never ever.
>>583399247All lesbianism is toxic.
>>583370076>>583371652What if you cross posted it somewhere like /b/?obviosly not ideal because the posts don't archive but better maybe than other options
>>583400834>the posts don't archivehttps://thebarchive.com/
>>583396752someone shoulf edit this stupid thing to add the 're
>>583401074Null copula is a perfectly valid linguistic development.
>>583401208bullshit.either >you think you're hardor>you think, you hardbut the second would change the neaning quite drastically, implying he thinks and gets hard.
>>583401606Sisters love a good retardmaxxed dick-thinker brother.
>>583401923What if andrew was 15 iq points lower? Or even 30?Actually where would anons put his IQ? He's pretty clearly above average but where?
>>583402235Andrew is a rock-solid 100 IQ midwit.
>>583402280Actually midwits have an above average iq. That's partly what makes them so bad.
>>583402425100 is above average when you think globally. A midwit only needs enough intelligence to grasp concepts that are explained to them or that they read, and generally cannot be intelligent enough to expand on or simplify these same concepts because they don't understand them intrinsically.
>>583401208It's a niggerism and should thus be rejected.
>>583403110You will not like this
>>583403487that's a usage that predates niggers
>>583402706But we're not using abbos and pygmies with averages in the 60s to scope global iq.andrew is clearly white so we use their average
>>583404019And among whites Andrew is clearly not above average. He hasn't really done anything to demonstrate any exceptional intellect.
>>583404094Has Andrew ever showed any application of abstraction?
How do you break up with your sibling gf?
>>583404458You don't.
>>583404521But what if?
>>583404596It's impossible.
>>583404636>I don't think we should see each other anymore>It's not you it's me>...
>>583404458Second sibling gf
>>583404772>you cheating brotherwhore
>>583387976What's that writing trope where female characters never talk to each other about something that isn't a man?
>>583408091Realism.
>>583403487"ain't" ain't a niggerism; it's a Britishism
>>583408091'The Bechdel Test', something that fails the Bechdel Test is something that has multiple named female characters that never have a conversation about something unrelated to a man.
>>583399247I actually love the idea of some of this being in the story and wish it wasn't just yuribait
>>583408459>look inside>1985Feminist gobbledygook
>>583408659Nemlei is a feminazi and will dedicate future chapters to her radical political beliefs
>>583410289Nemlei strikes me as extremely non-feminist.
>>583408091She's making content that women (and men) actually like, of course she's not a feminist>>583404732It can't be done
>>583387976Julia dating Andrew obviously completely ruined the friendship with Ashley, it would need to be a flashback.
>>583411406>Implying the friendship wasn't ever an excuse to get closer to Andrew
>>583411809Maybe for Nina in 2nd grade
>>583412219I'm just saying, the rumour coming from Ashley's high school friends, plus Julia being right there, I'm suspicious. I like Julia but I'm suspicious[/spoiler]
https://x.com/Dreawgayass/status/2106611750099669451
>>583413395I'm not a Juliafag but it's patently ridiculous to think she started the rumor, she'd either have to be much stupider than she's shown or a dark triad Machiavellian manipulator on twelve layers of keikaku.
Julia is free of sin
>>583381876This is one adorable ashley
>>583413982All Ashleys are adorable. Ashley is love, Ashley is life.
>>583404458Murder-suicide
>>583404458Get her pregnant and see if she's willing to get babytrapped. If not, congratulations: your sister has had an abortion and so you can leave her on the grounds of moral disgust.
>>583416079CINEMA
I want to kiss Julia then cuddle her a lot
Douglas awkwardly tries to make small talk with Mr. Mason.
>>583413826CUTE!
I want to kiss Ashley's hairline
I want to press my cock up against Ashley's hairline and rub my frenulum with her forehead until I shoot cum over her hairline
>>583420756That waist can fucking BEND
>>583419374>>583420486>>583420571God Ashley is so cute>>583420756God Ashley is so SEXY
>>583420486Don't you fucking dare, do you have any idea how hard it is to get cum out of your hair?
>>583421292Just use hand sanitizer. It breaks down the cum and makes it easier to remove.
>>583421491Fun conversations with Thiu where we enjoy each other's company as friends
>>583421292>t. Anon's sister after innocently using her favorite shampoo
>>583421894TIGOLE SITTIES
>>583421491>>583422025FUCK OFF JUST DON'T DO IT YOU WEIRDOS
>>583422238>whiny foid doesn't like being glazedmore for me, then
>>583422238Half your shampoo is now baby batter.
>>583423740>tfw you see something absolutely delphobic.
>>583423808Sisterkissers are the most oppressed demographic, with gamers in a close second.
We’re never getting another update
>>583424748I've said it before, but once the ball is actually rolling it should be far less disruptive to development.
>>583424748That Eli troon has psychosis. Berry made some Vita bootlegs but there is no evidence that THESE are the bootlegs Nemlei is going after. We already saw the court filings for the Watasi case, so it should be easy to find Kit9's latest legal maneuvers stateside.
/calg/arians spotted on /tv/
>>583425145I'm unfamiliar with the individuals accused in this particular drama, but unofficial ports while technically still in the realm of IP infringement are probably too minor to be worth litigating, especially ports to old defunct consoles. What'd put something like this on the radar would be selling access to unofficial ports, something which is effectively selling access to unofficial ports, or something which misrepresents the producer of these unofficial ports as the IP owner or affiliated with the IP owner.
>that gripSisters, I don't know how to tell you this.. but, it's not made of iron. Please don't put full force into it. In fact, just let your brother guide you on how to grip it.https://x.com/VtbkKf/status/2106764403781898479
>>583424748I am beyond tired of thirdie subhumans and mentally ill freaks being allowed to shit things up on purpose.
>>583426331The internet was a better place when certain other countries could barely access it.
>>583426136God dammit
I do not care for beatenley art.
>>583426624She's so fucking cute, I just want to give her a hug.
I care greatly for beatenley art.
>>583427637hOLY FUCKING KINOKINEMAKINEMA
>>583427637Nursing handjobs are the old meta. The new meta is your sister sneaking up on you to jack you off while you work out.
>>583427929>Nursing handjobs are the old metaWhen were they ever the meta? That would require women to be self-aware, which is exceptionally difficult.
>>583428151Sisters are naturally attuned to the pervert matrix, which allows them to telepathically communicate novel ideas to sexually harass their brothers.
>>583428151>That would require women to be self-awareBut shouldn't it be a female power fantasy?
>>583416079How would Renee's relationship with a female Andrew be?
>>583429113Jealousy, like all mothers.
>>583422025>>583422986>anon doesn't realise she uses his shampoo and swapped the bottles
>>583429178Parental intrasexual competition with their children is genuinely one of the most pathetic things in existence, and one of many reasons I have an extreme dislike for my mom as a person for.
>>583429178>To think I would birth a hussy who would steal my own husband from me>Renee about 8 year old Asndrea showing Douglas the picture she drew of him in school
>>583416079omg whats the source i love this artstyle
>>583427870Ashley probably breastfed Andrew moee than their mom ever did.
sisters are cute
>>583432279It's quite possible that she transitioned onto formula as soon as possible while Ashley actually wants Wren to have the best in life so kept nursing him for months giving Andrew more opportunity.
Nemlei called, I think you all need to sit down for this...
>>583432797Renee might have breastfed them solely because formula costs money and nursing does not.
>>583433231Renee didn't breastfeed the kids, but she didn;t buy formula either.
>>583433316Maybe Andy was raised by a stray dog like Romulus and Remus suckled at a wolf?
>>583433397Most likely left the responsibility on Grandma Graves so Renee could finish schooling. Though Douglas might have also dropped out to just work at that point and bought formula himself.
>>583433492Anyone but Renee.
>>583434876literally
>>583432797
>>583435751>Implying Ashley wouldn't love her baby like crazy
>>583436643>implying
>>583436643Ashley will try to be his fwrend instead of his mother unless Andrew shuts that shit down.
>>583437352>>583436643Ashley being a chuuni with Wren
>>583437352Ashley bringing up a twrend from 2 years ago and Wren going UGH MOM
>>583437778>Hey baby>six seven! sex seven!>ugh, mom...
>>583441993>romancelol, step aside Andrew
>>583433231Nursing actually does cost money, because it takes calories.Calories are cheap, however. If you aren't dumb.
How much fastfoodslop will they feed Wren?
>>583444064Ashley is a doordash mom.
>>583444064He will be like the mac 'n' cheese dude from TLC
>>583413858Julia wouldn't. Some of her friends might
Is Andrew a sigma male?
>>583398178Sure but I won't remember that. I will otherwise forget what I've named the file, so I put every possible keyword that I will remember when looking for the image.
>>583420756She was NOT positioned like that in the original, this one looks like she's trying to offer her ass so her psycho murder-suicide killer brother bf has mercy on her.
>>583444064They will cook, as they have done throughout the game. When the fuck did you guys ever see them eat fast food in the game? I don't remember any instance of it.
>>583450307>offer her ass so her psycho murder-suicide killer brother bf has mercy on herAll sisters should do this
Honestly, I think this recent "Malfoid" trend owes EVERYTHING to Coffin. It's difficult to overstate how influential Coffin was (and still is) in not only putting gothic romance back on the map, but finally making it a co-ed demographic: Nemlei proved how just much people are fascinated by unapologetically toxic lovers who are still endearingly star-crossed. At any other time in history, a Rule 63 Harry Potter character would've been ignored by everyone outside of Tumblr, but ours is a decade where Nemlei got boys and girls alike hooked on romance itself being a fucking warzone. We WANT to see lovers walk a tightrope, constantly at risk of total destruction despite how addicting their chemistry might otherwise be.TL;DR Nemleian literature will be hailed as one of the greatest 21st century art movements. AVE NEMLEI
>>583450596How did a fuckup like Renee manage to produce a domestic goddess like Ashley?
>>583454330It's a shitty forced meme bud, psyops are perpetual.if we're talking nemleic when is Ginny fucking one of her brothers?
>>583454527Do you doubt Professor Nemlei's revolution?
>>583454659Nemlei glows, a useful tool for her handler kit9.You're all npcs falling for it.
>>583454989What the fuck I love the globohomo now
>I am going partnering with Tencent 腾讯控股有限公司 to make gacha battle royale homogame with characters from Coffin, Better Half, and Div. The lawyers have actually been working on fast food sponsorship agreements (2027 is McDonald's' year) and how we can sell merch for $100 per piece.
>>583455390
>>583455390>When I reroll for Ashley for 20th consecutive time after I get her maxed out and there's literally no reason to roll for her other than the love of the game
Sucking Julia's cock
>>583458614The Coffin of Jane and Jock
>>583459295Jussy and Jock
>>583444064Burger King
>>583444710Fattening up twink Wrenny
>more yuri julia and futa julia lately for some reasonIf you allow this bus to continue in that direction you won't like the destination.
>>583463662Try me
>>583463662You handle it like you handle the haggots: ignore them. Filter their images, if they respond to you unprompted, you call them faggots and move on with your day.
This girl at work was telling me about the Renaissance Fair she went to and Wren fair you get the idea
DID SOMEONE SAY YURI?
>>583465574I personally find Yuri Bezmenov's teachings very important.
>>583465574Epstein did nothing wrong
It would’ve solved everything
I JUST HIT THE PACKPOOOOOOOOTTTT
If haggotry is reddit-coded safe horny, Yuri is 4chan-coded safe horny.
>>583467495I don't even like yuri, and it's an opinion I rarely express because people like you are reduced to shaking, mouth-frothing anger over it. I cannot think of a less effective strategy to get people to stop posting things you hate than to let them know just how fucking mad it makes you. They're just pictures, and there's very few of them at that, you can literally just filter them.
I think Ashley and Julia are cute and should kiss
>>583468370I think Ashley should get a boyfriend
>>583469519She has one.
>>583468086How is yuri 4chan safe-horny when every thread has at least one guy who WILL freak the fuck out about a picture of girls kissing? At least make an attempt at being impartial.
>>583468341>>583469690Someone's big mad, Jeffery, is that you?
>>583469930>Someone's big madI agree, the only point if contention is who. You've convinced me to start saving yuri images despite having less than zero interest in retarded crackships.
>>583470551>point ifsaar
>>583469930>>583470551>>583470671Can you stop arguing with yourself?
>>583469519Guh-ROSS!!
Juggling Julia’s right ball
>>583468271I just realized something... did they remove the brains from the skull? Hypothetically speaking if they did wouldn't the empty cranium just fill with water and fall into the ocean?
>>583468370We're all saying this
