Previous: >>583373114>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>583392646sex groove sex
hey
>my trainer was drinking potent potables with Light Hello
>>583392690Ok I like Ticket nowMy next load of Mr. Sperms will be on her honor
waheyyou can remove dream team and rate ups for the next bwead
Who is this succubus?
>>583392615yes, that was the window for doing 2 more runs, which has now closed.
>The only uma that needs banging is Curren
where is he?
gaooooo~
7 and I make my own food 4 and I order pizza Any other number I fast
Tachyon LOVE
>>583392884sakura chitose O. can't you read?
>>583392810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gkaeNSvZwo
Whats a good pace inherit which nobody ever bothers to train because the parents have bad aptitudes and low affinity? Is there a hidden op parent I can make if I dump dirt sparks on someone like Daiwa, Rice, Biwa, etc
Digitan LOVE
>>583392979jump scare....
>>583393212creek
>>583393238
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>583392779
>>583392818Yeah, that was me.
9 and I'll fap to Curren Chan0 and I'll fap to Daiwa Scarlet
>>583392979
>>583393393stop fapping to mares
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
https://jiggie.fun/ojDgk2https://jiggie.fun/ojDgk2https://jiggie.fun/ojDgk2
>>583393631god damn
>my trainer went to the desert in a RV with Tachyon to make crystal meth
>start my trainee's career during Grand Live>let her join and help the production with her wonderful talent and charisma>choose Body Message to let her rest and have good time>a man shows up
Dirt racing
I can't stop staring at my bro's boobs.
>>583393874cant stop thinking of the chill gayme nights I'll never have with my big tiddy bro while we play with each others private areas or I suck on her tits
>>583393672
>>583394018
>>583392979VF coded
Who is better at paizuri? Maruzensky or Super Creek?
anything but freek
I really can't imagine paizuri actually feeling very good
>>583394301Maruzensky obviouslyCreek's better for nursing handjobs
>>583394301Inari One
>>583394370like VR it's one of these things you can't get unless you experience it
>>583393212There's no new pace parent for a long time until Summer Tachyon (it's one of the reason pacers are so bad outside of sprint and mile)
Greetings /UMA/I want to play a game.You waste your money and lives on a gacha, collecting anime horse girls. I think it is fair to test your knowledge of them. We will begin when the makeshift starting gate opens, and you will need to identify all 135 playable Umamusume by silhouette. At this point, you may have noticed the chair you are strapped into has a hole in the seat. For every incorrect selection, the life-sized rubber horse dildo beneath you will inch closer to your anus. Now, some of you have a certain degree of experience, and may think you can handle that, but this particular toy is reinforced with a steel rod and powered with hydraulic force, more than enough to penetrate into your diaphragm should you make too many wrong answers. If you win, you earn your freedom, and 1,500 carats will be deposited into your account. Let's see if you can prevent your trainees mistakes, and avoid a late start. On your marks... Get set... GO.
Is this good enough?
>>583394370Hello dicklet
>>583394383VERY interesting actually, I could agree with it>>583394428I know but I asked between these 2 specifically
>>583394518It has been too long since I’ve seen those moviesThe first few are out of the common zeitgeist nowadays, surprisingly
>>583393293HmmmmI feel I could make this work, make a decent creek that can be used as potential gp
>>583394301you need to have a decent size cock and she needs to have tits big enough to engulf said cock once that condition is met the rest of the work is on the brainblowjobs or putting inside the pussy are better
>>583394521looks solid enough
Is Rob Roy coming out in an hour-ish from now?
>>583394518I've trained for this shit.
>>583394828I think the appeal of titjobs is the flex for both because they're above average and can do that
>>58339495325h 15min from now
>>583395012Wait a minute, this picture looks familiar....
>>583395012daily activities with my rich girl bang maid
Is Orfe Orenji?
7 and I give Daiwa Sexo a cheeky tenner
>3D
>>583394523I'm above average...
>>583395176She's orange larping as white
Doto saggers!
>>583395309That being?
>>583394301I feel like they would take turns anyways.
>>583395176yeah, but she's evil, so she doesn't fit in with the rest of the kind and benevolent orenjis. can you imagine this bitch trying to hang out with someone like taiki or fuku?
If I'm training uma for sprint/mile I don't need stamina cards in deck right? What about power cards? Because one time I got 1200+ power and it made my uma go "fully charged" or whatever the fuck that means. Or do I just go speed + wit + scenario?
>>583394469Have you?
>>583395581Rice love
>>583394301bro your double paizuri with both tongues on your head followed by cumswap?
>>583395718Very long ago but yes and it felt good
>>583395573Hot DAMN
>>583395012Freaky Satono
>>583395668Funnily enough with how little stamina Grand Live gives you for free, you still need some stamina blue sparks at least for mile races.The fully charged mechanic is basically some free acceleration you get once you have more than 1200 power. The more power you have over 1200, the more acceleration you get and stuff like mood and green skills do count. It doesnt start actually doing much pre like 1300 though.Problem with running the power card is, as you have correctly assessed, it's not speed or wit. You ideally just naturally get high power from having 3 speed cards and buying the power bonus songs.
>>583395573!!!
DANCHO!!! THIS IS MY LAST FANRUN!! TAKE IT!!!!
>>583395782your dick is not big enough for thisstop watching hentai
do we still have 1/2 tp? until when?
>>583395823Damn I'm jelly, I didn't get the chance last time I was in bed with a girl
Who do I need to kill to get a good sprint spark
why is there off topic /a/nime and 3dpd troons being posted in this video game general about horse racing?
>>583395945Yea but I'm not playing Grand Live. Unity for now because I heard GL is cancer and just trying to get most of my umas to S/S+ for TT
>>583396001all you fuck are men, tranny
>>583396049>complains about off topic>his own bitching is off topicKill yourself and umamusume will be better
>>583396008you have time for exactly 1 last run sis
>>583395668You definitely don't need stamina cards for sprints and miles.>powerThe rule of thumb is that you should avoid using one, but it really depends on your uma's stat growth, parents and cards. You might want to use one just to get that little stamina needed for a mile, there're also cases a cars has a really good skill like Bakushin GUTS. Overall just try your best to only use SPD and WIT cards and use trial and error to reach the best deck usage you can.
>>583395668>If I'm training uma for sprint/mile I don't need stamina cards in deck right?Correct. You wanna get your stam from events / sparks and etc.>What about power cards?Only if it has a strong gold skill like DaiSca Power (Neck and Neck) or Ruby (Lightning Surge). Otherwise you just go speed + wit + scenario
>>583395176Yes, she is the tyranical orenji (dork)
>>583394828>you need to have a decent size cockI'm average sized and I got paizuri from a Dia cosplayer and it was great
>>583395994MAMBROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>583395581>>583395764R*ce's casual outfit is bad, only Ryan is worse
>>583395668don't listen to that retard. dasca power is absolutely shit
>>583395176yea but she has no friends so you wont see her with the orange covncil
are there any skills that actually make you run faster if you're low on power
>>583396272things that never happened
>>583395048Agnes larpyon
>>583396080Ah yeah then with just Riko you honestly dont need any stamina blues. If your Uma has speed growth then you can squeeze in a power card.Here's an old veteran of mine for the Unity2 sprint cm. Since I didnt need the Riko stam I just put another wit card in because unity is the wit card scenario. For mile you'd probably slot in Riko. Also important context is that the Sunday power card is pretty ass and mostly just there for the gold skill, so a card with actual stat output will give you more power.
When will we have 1/2 again?
>>583396516>For mile you'd probably slot in Riko.lolno just pop a few bubbles on stam
余余余余余余余余余余余
japan may have gone through their yearly humiliation ritual AGAIN, but you need to remember who our HERO is...
>>583396080>wasting everyone's time when you could've said it was for TT since the beginningjust play Unity and slap 6 wit cards with usable skills, grab one (maybe 2) stamina skills for mile umas
>>583396654>>583396263>the so called tyrannical demon
>>583396365>orange covncil
>>583396649Riko makes the run pretty smooth though with her dates and mood ups. You could supplement with sparks obviously but I like having a pal in the deck (especially since all of our power cards are ass)
>>583396750And then she cucks his trainer with the father
>>583394737the original one was over 20 years ago at this point so that kinda makes sense. I was watching/listening to a retrospective on it and the idea popped into my head. Was searching for a picture of that puppet when I was reminded there are puppets in Umamusume too.
Why do anons have cucking on their mind?
>>583396798and then anon was killed by Gentle wife for being a projecting degenerate
How can you tell if you've done this star piece reward that day or not? I won't be training any umas that can do mile anytime soon.
>>583396793
>>583396978>open career>go to agenda>look at [race]>star pieces are greyed out
>>583396405well she was a whore so
>>583396907SEA and esp Koreans fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE NTR, you have no fucking idea.
>>583396978during the actual run if you select the race that gives stars the icon should be greyed out
I'm in love with the Hokko
>>583392924>>583392979rough sex deepthroat public bdsm humiliation peg pegged paizuri armpit kneepit leglock standing 69 in a car in a toilet in park in school in gas station marry and BREED
>>583397065She loves her fans too!
>>583396292Would someone really do that? Go on the internet just to lie?
umankomai
>>583396824also I thought it was neat they made an IRL maru chan
>>583392646
While not an umamusume, today is the anniversary Secretariat left this world at 19 years old, one of a kind, and his blood lives in Uma as part of Agnes Digital21 races and 16 victories, triple crown champion and horse of the year back to back 1972 and 1973
FUCKhttps://x.com/sato_official01/status/2106766883966091427
>>583397214
>XX:11NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I STARTED 1 MINUTE TOO LATE
>>583397375>only 16 victoriesglue
>>583397464what happen
>>583397375RIP Big Red. That Belmont Stakes victory was still one of the craziest things I've seen. Pretty sure he's got other uma descendants too.
>>583397567Last URA half TP run
>>583397464you would need to redeem the career before end of event anyway. you missed by two minutes.
>>583397214Reject ShiraokiReject Feng ShuiEmbrace Umankomai
>>583397504sakura chiyonowo
>>583397464this only affects your carat dropsyour fan outputis safe
drinking kronenhof doppel weizenkornthis german stuff's pretty good
>>583397504+10 headpats
>>583397318>>583397504Cute Chiyos
>>583397679
>>583397679kys commie retard
>Blaze Brian's unique name is "Free from the Ashes">just right after we're freed from the Ashen BeastI'm thinking KINO
>>583397678danchouposting is frowned upon here
>>583397767I can't hear
>>583397402so what happened with Finger? they brought him to the US but then they took him back to Japan? did he not do so good over there? they should've just kept him at home, man. way to let the dirt triple crown slip right through their greedy fucking fingers.
>>583397823braise
one last run for you, danchud
Also since I'm already for shit I might throw in another one. I noticed I run mostly pace/late. Since my cards look like this (probably absolute dogshit) I was wondering if It would be a good idea to pull for Tachyon SSR. Is it even cope option at 0/low LB or its one of those MLB or fuck off ones? I'll probably stick to playing open on CMs since I highly doubt I even have a chance of matching people playing meta or shitting out UGs and UFs so I guess I probably shouldn't care about it that much and just roll for umas I like instead
>>583397767
what is curren?
>>583397969attention/actual whore
You will do one more run for dancho, right? It's still 15tp!
semen status?
stop posting whores
>>583397969a miserable little pile of secrets
>>583397946Tachyon is at LEAST 3lb or fuck off, with a big bump at mlb to be worth getting that upgrade. She is a strong pace card and obviously better than anything you have but depending on how many carats you have and how many umas you plan on pulling, you might be better off just skipping entirely.
>>583398094>over 1 millionStop the count
>>583397858He jobbed to last place in the US, so they brought him backI assume that the quarantine and the travel did him in, the way he runs is similar to a horse that lost any motivation and is just going through the motions and that is... very bad. It's basically a sentence to retirement if he can't get back at least some of his previous form
post a falco beetle i haven't seen before
>>583398214>the way he runs is similar to a horse that lost any motivation and is just going through the motions and that is... very bad. It's basically a sentence to retirementliterally me but I don't get to retire
>>583398094doxxed
>>583397632>Pretty sure he's got other uma descendants too.You're totally right! just checked to confirm>Kawakami PrincessGreat Granddaughter from part of Takano Secretary her mom>Wonder AcuteGreat Great Grandson from part of Charismatic his dad>Almond EyeHas secretariat blood from part of Lord Kanaloa her dad>Casino DriveGreat Great Grandson from part of Mineshaft his dadNot sure if I'm missing more, and just to be safe>Agnes DigitalGreat Great Grandson from part of Chancey Squaw his mom
>actually managed to cap 200 off in timeDidn't think it was possible, off to bed
>>583398094retained (i hope)
>>583398094not looking good
>>583397946don't pull outdated cards
>>583398214just had to bring him over to the fucking US... first dirt triple crown could've been a horse named FINGER but he had to have tard owners... poor finger.
>>583398318proof?
>>583397426The smell of Tomakomai
start the run now
drama?have the mambo leaks dropped yet?
>>583398572the allenstein emails have been redacted
You niggers are gonna gaslight me into actually visiting Tomakomai
>>583397969>>583397137
>>583398512
>>583398654I'm thinking of jumping in to the volcano
>>583398334what a stud
STOP POSTING SOUNDPOSTS WHEN CATBOX IS DOWN
>>583398334Ebayan too.
>>583398572Spill the tea sis
>>583398545haskap and clams...
>>583397946maru and ardan are good enough if you're just starting out, might as well stick out until 60 free pulls in october and ramonu banner.
>>583398805I can't believe /uma/ killed catbox with horse sex video
>>583398350>cap 200I thought it was 100 carats per day
>>583398941that cap is 200 during double rewards
>>583398079I was having fun staring at the ceiling so why not
>They put 3 2YOs that I like in the same raceFUCK
>>583398807Loves Only You too then, he really was incredible
need spechan agp nonny badly need sex badly
>>583398931actually quite funny when you think about it
Do I have to turn in the career before 3pm?
>>583398931glad I saved them when I could
>>583399101if you want the double rewards yes
>>583399101to get double drop, yes
>>583399101if you want double rewards, yes
are fillies cheaper to own because there's no gamble on them becoming $100million stud stallions
Nishino Franken!!!!!
>>583398807loves only me is the mother of loves only you, so her as well
>>583399146kingbwos our repvtation...
>>583399167>>583399192What screen do I need to see before 3pm for the rewards to be calculated? I think I get 9 seconds of leeway to press the career button.
>>583399076I see Spe finally grew them to the appropriate size
>>583399329you have to press finish career before double rewards end, that's when they're calculated
>>583399076Me on the right
>>583399225they produce only 1 offspring per cycle while stallions can get a 100+
If you aint ever had no steamed horse pussy bbq you aint texan
>>583399329the buying skill screen
>>583399225>to ownDo you mean to buy? Owning costs basically the same for all horses
>>583399146you're missing the last videothe full 9 minutes seggs
>>583398826
>>583399437darn tootin', taiki
>>583399675why didn't you post it retard!
do I need to brush my teeth again after having liquor
>>583399794you didn't ask
>>583399676stego preggo
>>583398094I'll have to update an uma or two or it's over for me next week
Imagine all those months-long double reward period after the global launch wasted because cygays didn't release the clanker earlier...
7* HEAD ON 7* UMA STAN BTW
>>583399951I'm asking now...please?
>>583399681OOOOH SHIT
>>583400025you missed your chance you horny freakcatbox is down
What will be Spechud's 3rd alt? They should give her a wedding alt
>>583400321I lacked critical information at the time. Use this instead as some anon mentioned previously uguu.se
>>583399586yesas in to buy a filly with some racing prospects as opposed to a colt with similar ones
>>583400471No one, not even the most mentally deranged of us here, would ever marry this chud
>>583400471
>>583400471she has 3 already: standard, the bikini, and the supreme racist
>>583400637>3rd altAnon...
>>583395668GL is a shitty scenario that forces you into 3 speed / 2 wit / Pal whenever possible with very few exceptions unless you want to build a subpar uma. They acknowledge their mistake after GL and actually nerf speed cap by 100 while increasing gains across the board after, to allow for more flexibility.
>>583400637Standard isn't an alt then?
I have been wasting like 100+ parfaits and the system won't stop getting me below 900k score shittersI think this is it for me /uma/
Where does all the stuff Spe eats go? She has no tits, no ass and no thighs
>>583400604nursing handjob from my bro
>>583400471Oguri crap wil be the first uma to get a third alt because her cingray one jobbed and they can't have that
12 minutes to claim your carats
>>583400556Yeah, it makes sense as (outside of monster mares that don't care lol) mare races have lower prize money and mares themselves have lower money making potential as broodmares (though the fact you own one means you can get ~10 foals just for upkeep costs and stud fees instead of buying them for hundreds of millions is nice)
>>583400762Shut the fuck up.
Taiki said "TORENA-SAN HOWDY :D" to me again.I'm happy now.
>still no oshi>still no main style>still no pull plananyone else just winging it?
I thought they didn't make 3rd altsmy favorite character doesn't even have a second alt...
>>583400739>have to play the gameIt's over...
>>583400680>>583400689I would consider it as an alt with the others but I see what was meant now unless you anons are just speaking for him
>run ends in 8 minutea perfect calculation....
I will marry Mejiro Palmer.
>no text cropped futa porn postAre you really that bored?
>>583400923+50 with everyone's Ideal Idol
>>583401002>no oshiis there no uma you're looking forward to?
carats dokojikan ga nai
chiiiiiiiiiiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono odoki doki doki doki doooo ki
so what did we learn?
>>583401003They don't, but only in that they haven't yet.But Spe-chud was I believe the first uma to get a 2nd alt, and it's been a while in JP in particular since then, so people speculate that she'll be the first to break that barrier.>my favorite character doesn't even have a second alt...that's the way the carrot crunches...
>>583400471Spe-chan a cute
once half tp is over you will continue fan farming right100 carats is still carats positive or neutral at worst
>10 carats>0 carats>10 caratswow, i sure am upset that i didn't do this for the past two weeks.retards.
>>583401342hahahahano
I did 63 Palmer runs and still didn't hit bond 11.
>>583400902Nah, JP players are already talking about Cygames buffing Cingray Oguri since they will probably rerun that failure premium uma kek>>583401054Alt means alternate outfit
>>583401172espoir city made me feel funny but she ended up being a dirter.
Become Symboli
>>583401003that's fukued up, anon
how come I don't see those spic memes posted anymore
>>583401412>coping with bad luck
i haven't done a single ura-run with this half TP event because i was busy parent trainingHow many carats did i lost?
>>583401547Cant fathom playing this game without really liking some of the umas but I guess if you're having fun then continue doing what you're doing
>>583401342I had -15 carats loss before at worst, don't lie. The most positive was only +5 to +10
>>583400762>what is exercise
>>583401507I thought it was a word for costume... my esl nature exposed...
>>583401638V got made fun of posting those so he stopped
>>583401650just quit at this point
>>5834016502800
>>583400762It all comes out of her ass.
2 MINUTES LEFT!! DO IT FOR DANCHO!!!
>>583401650Like 100+ carats for every day it was running. A ten pull at most
>>583400902watch, they'll just slap a potential lv 7 on og oguri to make her relevant again
STAY WITH MEDON'T LEAVE ME
>>583401719It's ok to be esl and it's ok to not know gacha specific vocabulary. Every day where you learn something new is a good day!
>>583401342bro it wasnt even carat positive for me at half tp
>>583401787your post actually made me start another maru run that i otherwise wouldn't have. danchud better be stroking you off later.
>>583401743I like themit's a little glimpse into a more primitive culturerussian memes would be better but I don't have any
>>583401917What the fuck could they give regular Oguri to make up for the fact that her two golds are worthless
>half tp URA>my clubmates (plural) are still under 1 million fans on the 4th of the monthim sorry danchou but I am leaving on the 29th.
You wouldn't fuck Kashimoto over your own trainee, right?
>>583401719>my esl nature exposed...and that's okay nonny
>>583401650you could've farmed parents in URA thoughbeit, that's an excuseeasy chance to start looping racing spirit sparks
waitwheres the cutscene...
>>583402021Mambwo...
>>583401650I spammed URA runs first every day to get to 200 cap asap then I do my borrow runs. At worst I still have 100 carats net positive a day, so about 700 carats? I think it lasted a week
>>583401947
>>583401719As long as you embrace and are true to yourself instead of larping
>>583401935
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583401817>>583401776>>583401775AAAAAAAAAH I'M FUCKED>>583402047i haven't thought it this far because it's hard to reach 1100+ on the stat i need for having bigger chance for the 3 blue
>>583402021you'll start that fan run and stay away from the quit button if you know what's good for you, mambro
>>583402012give the worthless golds in question some retarded new evos, maybe
>>583402021phew, NOT an autis/uma/bwo this time
>couldn't make it to queue a last half TP fan run (last run ended 2 minutes ago)
>>583402180Post your Palmer ace for this CM
>>583402079I also didn't get itgood because I forgot about this event like 2 days ago
IT'S OVERBut fret not, next half TP is in 15 days!
>>583402012+0.35 current speed with 150m remaining if a skill is active
>>583402036she's a side piece so I can have full ningen descendants
>>583402158
>>583402021mambodancho should have kicked them for lj....
I love my genius wife!
I did it. 1m+ fans.
can you at least pretend to care
>>583402230this is the month of autis/uma/'s rise
>>583402324Mein Liebling...
>>583402228True, but new evos are a different upgrade from pot 7 arent they?>>583402290I mean would that even really help her? Not like she's really in the need for finishing speed.
>>583402367How much carats did you get newcutie sama
Neicha had a song?
>>583402367>lv30 lv25 lv30 lv25 lv30newcutie...
>>583402438
My body is a machine that turns borrows into glue
>>583402012since when is gourmand worthless
>>583402534He's.. He's just like me...
>>583402263uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can't I see the pokemon event animation?
>>583402548>paces
>>583402441then they give her both new evos and potential lv7, i think some other umas have gotten both this yearthey can't have john cingray not be meta
>>583402683THOUGHT SO BITCH
>>583402665wouldn't this be like getting blasted with a shotgun?
>can't get a single stam+long parent done and been grinding at it since cm19 endedI legit can't wait for us to catch up to JP schedule so we have way more time between CMs, not to mention tachyon event + blue/pink rerolls
i'm at least six different posters here
>>583402012Evo Gourmand is already goodThey will probably do something funny like Corner Connoiseur becomes 0.45 current speed if she is in Arima kinen and her unique will activate at 400m even from 1st positionPot 7 will be Beast mode that activates from no matter the position if she is in Arima and will have current speed on top of thatUnironically if they do that it's already better than Cingray Oguri
>>583402548If we're talking pot 7 upgrades then we're in the modern JP meta where having a pure recovery (she gets 0.35 speed at least via evo) is ASS.>>583402731Oh true didnt Pasa just get a bunch of BS at once to be strong for the longchamp cm? I guess they can just do whatever they fuck they want if they feel like it, even compleyely change the unique
>check scout rankings>Brian in 5th place>Mayano in 11th place
>>583402665I'm scared...
>>583402887SEBASTIAN ABUNAI
Satono Mom
>>583402812I have 2 thread personalities and then 1 wildcard
>Spe>Teio>Suzuka>Pasa and Festa for l'Arc>McqueenNext pot 7 will be Gold Ship isn't it?also it's kinda funny how they realized after Teio and Suzuka that they should make the pot 7 strong because both of them are worthless
>>583402036Of course notI'll fuck Kashimoto AND my trainee
>>583402357>lj/uma/chan poached him
>>583402812i like to larp as the other thread personalities for fun
>>583402780god pam is so damn cute
>>583403312I HATE /uma/chan
>>583403341Can you give me an impression?
I want to have purpose
Surely you will start working on those cm20 aces now that half TP URA is done?
i dont even deserve to be alive
>>583403502>aces>pluralyeah.... my aces.... my multiple umas that can win....sure....
I wish I could get rid of all the porn and obscene shit posted in these threads. We're better than this.
fuck /uma/chan for tainting the name of one of my fav umas with a botter club who LARPs being associated with /uma/i hope their danchud gets hacked and the club gets deleted right before next club gibs
>>583402491I didn't check, just automatically pressed go next.
/uma/chan poached B**** from /Uma/ Club so they're cool
>>583402036kashimoto can peg me when i fuck my trainee
>>583403585Based Falco god!
>>583403585... are we? what's the last instance of gameplay discussion that occurred in this general?
>>583403050
>>583403502feeling a bit tired today...tomorrow though............
>>583403585I wish people would start posting porn worth saving and not "wholesome consensual handholding"
>>583403050Heaven
>>583403683don't wake up
>>583402812When will you guys understand that the best way to use 4chan is to be unrecognizable, one day you will argue with one guy and the next you will be best bros over something else, that's magic.
cm20 status?
>>583403624meanwhile n**... defected to a /vm/ clubis /uma/ club's banter era upon us?
>>583403447same
>>583403850no one is jerking off to whatever this is.
>>583403756
Yae
>>583403673check your brain if you can only see the porn postedgooner
>>583404010no
>>583404010no.
>15so it was really calculated at the end, huh
>>583404029>can't answer the questionheh.i accept your concession.
nobody makes porn of yaeno muteki cuz that bitch ugly
Gooner is such a shit zoomer word. Christ, they really ruined the internet.
>>583404151t. gooner
>>583404109huhI don't feel that bad about missing the last one now
>diamond being posted>suddenly someone starts calling other umas uglynoooticing
>>583403585dumb foid
>>583404136just look up, we had people talking about half tp, the current event, the upcoming potential 7 umas, the upcoming umas, doing runs
>>583404109bricked...
>>583404301
need yankomanko
>>583404010NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583404301yee
>>583404148they don't make porn of her because she's cute. just cute.
>AI slop>cucked shit
>>583404350DOOOOOOOOORK
>>583404452manysuchcasessea/zoomer love their sloppy cuck shit
>>583404315It's alright, I wasn't farming carats I was farming fans for danchou.
When did we decide it was ok to have people spam porn 24/7 in the thread?
kek everyones having a meltybased pornchad, worth the ban
>>583403502My Ace? Katsuragi.
>>583404587
>>583404673My Mejiro? RYAN
i've been playing this stupid game for a year and i still haven't masturbated to anything umamusume related. it doesn't do anything for me tbqhwyf.
>>583404635who is the almighty /uma/ ombudsman who would decide what is ''ok''?
>>583403447>>583403894>tfw no nagging umawife who will help you adopt better life styles while also secretly liking that autistic dumbass side of yoursfuck...
So, let's say you didn't managed to get to the 200 cap in time before half TP is over. And let's say you're continuing fan farming today. Is the carat cap still 200 or it's back to 100?
>>583404635two sprints ago
You are only gay or bi since no mentally sound female would touch you
umasumi
>>583404635when you decided it was ok to enable schizos having melties over jp, avatarfags and counterbaking deal with it now retard
>>583403947
>>583404827back to 100, double rewards are oversee this guy >>583404109 that is only getting 5 carats drops now
>>583404875dont try to hide avatarfags in that they deserve to be shit on. same with erpfags and dramafags.
>>583404826The perfect depiction of me, my wife and our cute daughter.Working gay, force me, woman!>>583404856Nighty night!
>>583404915Explain Israel
>>583404850This implies a mentally sound man would want to touch them either
KIIIIIIII MIII TOOOOOOHASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARAANO HI KIMI NI KANJITANANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOURI EEEEEEEEEE
>no dream team cutsceneso they took the cutscene from this time and gave it to the first one???
>>583404010
>>583404856umasumi
>>583404856Umasumi bwo
GL is nigger AIDS
>>583404915
what feeling does this expression convey
>>583404804I say this but I drop my pants instantly I see hahakigi posts new shit
>>583405051falconry
>>583405051spotted a bug on the floor
>>583404985Remove the ultrareligious mentally stuck in the feudal age and their birth rate plummets
>>583404096mu
>>583404804not even flower?
>>583405051metamorphose into beetle
I think I'm done with this CM. I'm satisfied with my aces. They're already 90% good, squeezing that 10% is a bitch. Don't think I'll be doing more rooms too, I am happy with these girls.
I get that woman love hearing themselves babble but, holy shit. Some of these cunts need to learn how to calibrate a goddamn microphone, so they don't blast my ears whenever they say dumb bullshit.I like me a cute female laugh, but not when they destroy my ears.
>>583405236>fr*ntrunneri hope you feel dirty when you win
>>583403312yeah cause mambodancho wouldn't kick
>>583405193it's spelled CUTEki. you should know this by now.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>583405051when you remember tomorrow is monday
What gay ass rule is this
>>583405425team name shit japs are too retarded at coding
>>583404804I havent once masturbated to any of my oshis but the rest of the cast is fair game
>>583405425Why would you want to use that gay ass card
>>583405043RUUUBYYYYYY
>>583405318I always run fronts no matter the CM. Triple nige is soulful, having a runaway makes them busted for this CM. And I made these girls to be giga tanky so they won't die to niggers running murmurs. I think its fair.
Why did people here start saying "instant proc" for uma skills? They all instantly proc wtf does that mean? Are there some uma skills I'm unaware of that have a cast time??
>>583404826where's the one where the trainer is holding newborn rulership and calls her ugly and air ship tells him its his baby
>>583405552They're saying that in the context vs random activation skills
>>583403894>>583404826
>>583405552instaproc refers to the skill activating the moment late race begins, some skills are delayed or have a gamble timing activation
>>583403447DONT POST THIS ACURSED ARTIST!
>>583405506I'll need it tonight
/ourgirl/
what the fuck is this bullshit why did it increase so much
>>583404804once i found the pixiv artist that did uma stinky shoe/sock self torture i was done for
>>583397375>33 lengths
>>583405662
>>583405414>cm20>pumpgrim.
there could be JANITORS lurking in this very thread
>>583405665What's wrong with them?
>>583404635About five years ago
>>583398334fucking WONDER ACUTE? seriously?
>>583405802they did BWC cuck porn back in the day
>>583405471it's because rice shower scenario link
>>583405739
>>583405801>newfag doesn't know what a self delete is
>>583405043
>>583405801good
>>583405801i hate JANITORS
>>583405471but it's banned in Grand Live too
>>583405318latepiggy...
>>583405801>he doesnt know
>>583405916NOIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>583405802THEIR ART IS TOO CUTE!THEIR ART IS KILLING ME FROM THE INSIDE!ART MAKE GRUG CRY!>>583405801>*he thought to himself*
>>583405193>>583405341teki
supiki
secretariat was racing against horses that plowed fields or took tourists on scenic trails. was never tested by a japanese horse.
>>583405801what topic are we gonna pick to have a collective #melty over next?
>>583405749ryan is fine thoughbeit
>>583406152He was also roided to the gills
>>583406124THEY'RE CALLED CRYERS
what kind of name is Secretariatwhat is she gonna do my taxes for me
>>583406189BASED!?
>>583406152>was never tested by a japanese horseyou mean the jobbers of l'arc?
CM20 room4740274947402749
>>583405849
last one or two test rooms for the girls953742469537424695374246
>>583406219handy under your desk
>>583406241>>583406282TWO rooms? we are so back
>>583406380
>3DPD pornWhy is V like this?
Reminder, Secretariat couldn't have gotten big without eating big. Eat 3 large pizzas per day to get big like him!
>>583406124Supikiku
https://files.catbox.moe/v28zm6.mp4
>>583406498but I don't want to be big...
>>583406282>7 frontswell that wasn't useful at allLets do 2 more270145322701453227014532
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>Every role except front is in the cuck chair for cm20Waow, SOVL...
>>583406784This is how it should be every CM.Fronts are the most honest style after all.
>>583406769catbox has been down and retards keep trying to soundpost
>>583401002I have a main style but patient enough to build my harem
>>583406241
>>583406018
>>583396824
>>583407061Pretty sure I told you to stop. Why are you trying to kill me? Make me sad?
>>583407075>western artist Kill yourself
>fronts are winning every roomuh, paceGAWDs... did we get too cocky?
>>583406706I told you frend these girls can tank a fat murmur or two. I suggest committing to the bit instead of splitting with dominator. So you can really kill the greedy frontrunners.Last room202465372024653720246537
>>583407196fronts winning is good, that means there won't be any hard feelings if something were to happen in the actual CM
>>583407196i only care about getting b finals
>>583406784You get why Cygames keeps nerfing fronts now
>>583407131that's a jap one
I have a simple question, bwos: does power do absolutely anything at all?
>>583407196Thats a good thing before BEAST mode eats them alive.
have you watched the chiyonotes
>>583407121I like helping
>>583407667I opened the link for the carats but idc about what she's yapping about
>>583407629she has pink hair, refuses to bathe, and doesn't afraid of anything
>>583407629A lot of it's features were removed so now it mostly helps with accelerationIt used to be able to help you bump into other umas on a race and better pussy grip on sex relaxation which was also scrapped
>>583407629trust me bro, those uphills WILL be the determining factor of your races. maybe not THIS race but A race somewhere, further down the line.
>>583407745
>>583407904no, this is THAT race, no amount of midrace skills will save you from that hill of death
>>583405564
>>583406498Im not sure how getting big would allow me to run 50+ km/h
>>583407321whelp that's it. I'm very satisfied with my umas really. If you want a piece of advice for other styles its double murmur or nothing, cause triple murmur WILL kill my umas. But you have to pray the otherside will do it too. thanks for joining anondacchis, I won't be doing any more rooms for this CM so see you in 2 weeks.
As a front gawd every cm has been pain>Fronts are goodlose to vbobos>Fronts are midlose to xoguris>Fronts are badlose to everybody
i cut myself on the thumb while getting knife to eat in kitcheni'm surprised any of the regular eating knives are that sharp but it makes sense that the part right in front of the handle is sharp as new
>>583408128eslgod....
>>583408202it happened near the plate so getting out of drawer didn't fit
>>583408128most "regular eating knives" are made to be able to cut through most meats.your flesh isn't really much less of an obstacle than that.
>>583406380Yanko and her trainer
What tools does Tracen give to trainers to defend themselves from a misbehaving uma?
>>583405058I lost buckets to that singular Fuku pic from her armpits to these Fuji-sized vulgar breasts, kigi knows how to make great porn
>>583408341Fertility pills and chastity cages
>>583408128how soft is your skin that you get cut by regular knives lmaosofty boy twink ass i bet i could easily lift you and throw you on my bed
What did she mean by this
>>583408057thank you, anon
>>583408491>xe doesn't have high quality knives
>anons in this general just haphazardly shoot their hands forward at a drawer full of knives, gripping and grabbing at any glint of metal they canthis really is the dumbest general of /vg/, huh?
>>583408491Not everyone here is a rice farmer, gwo.
>>583408341Nothing
>>583408569Shiny things are nice
>>583408491tough baldie is getting uppity
>>583408569Yes, that's why you're here
>>583408320it caught on a serration so it cut even more when i tried to pull away UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>583408341a water bottle
