Previous: >>583392646>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita BrianCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>583413778Now we auto GL, again.
>gayabe
this thread
KAWAKAMI PRINCESS
ryan LOVE
Golden Bikini thread
>Aoi>Ugly
>>583413678Understood, Master. Presenting copulation component for use.
this is me if you even care
>>583414361https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142119261
>>583414381you literally look like this in my dreams
>>583414381Heyyyy
>>583414381I like your mom.
>>583414373
>>583414412Very immersive because my penis is exactly like that
can people get back to sound posting so I can laugh at them
>my danchou keeps on using the opera o stickerwtf does this even mean
>>583414517is okay to have a small cock but shooting that little load is pathetic
>>583414565mrw soundposts don't work
>>583414604I would use the "You're all so nice" sticker every time my item request got filled
Tachyon LOVE
>>583414673It's the thirteenth of the day I might literally die
>>583414604it's probably fine
hey
>>583414565
I’m down bad bwos
besides special week which uma is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
>>583414862She's cheating on Hokko AGAIN
>>583414912TARU!?
>>583414675>>583414835thanks gwos, doing manual parents gives me silent strokes and these help the healing
>>583414963You can't post that
>sea hours>most off topic garbage there isyou can tell the general is getting worse month by month, and more dead naturally as people stop giving a shit
>>583414963supah creeku
>>583414963Gold City
>>583415008why are you doing manual parents gwocho? MANT?
>>583414335closest I've got
>>583415082still trying to squeeze out my long parents.. was doing ura with 1/2tp, but unity is more chill now. if mant was quicker I'd do it but it takes about as long as an auto to finish for me
>>583415054I'm working my hog
In_ progress:https://jiggie.fun/xFwKtPhttps://jiggie.fun/xFwKtP.https://jiggie.fun/xFwKtP
>>583415229auto can cheat and win races you cant, i think thats the biggest reason i dont do manual anymore for parents.
>>583415054i only come here to jack off and post misinformation now
I am making dirt Yaenos, one after another.
>>583415330It really feels like I should blow my brains out when she loses half the races, auto is a lot more chill and way better for sure
>>583414381New episodes look ugly
>>583415378Removing Chiyoposters from the list of posters I like. Everyday it gets shorter.
>my trainer farted and blamed it on the dog
>>583415502kill yourself!
we smoking the zaza with this onegood job mambros we're staying in A+ for good
>>583415509Which ones do you like? Are there even good ones other than based bryan poster, the newcutie and the chibidrawfag?
>>583415556ms paint hands
>>583415509I don't like when you are sad Finemo cutie
>>583415595bwo, you're lower than autis/uma/ right now
>>583415054people don't care to post anymore because everytime they do some schizo comes out and starts having a melty over their post
Don't open, Forever Young x Almond Eye inside
Stego cute.
boguri champ as in racecourse
>>583415703Pretty muchI don't join rooms because of this, because once your name is attached to something some schizo will become a nuisance forever, and for some reason when I pointed it out as a problem and that it's fine to have private rooms, a million other schizos piled on me. You can tell the thread is run by dramafags and whenever they're all offline it's the real comfy hours
>>583415917We'll make private rooms for the Dancho Cup.
>>583415471going from watching ryan lose mile b races in mant to always winning with mile c and even sprints with sprint E on auto made me actually enjoy making backliners again
>>583415820AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how would she goof up a first date
I miss my old club
>>583415917I don't join rooms because I don't have good aces ready, but you're a tiny bit lamer than me so that's nice.
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
If I'm raising a Late, what card should I be borrowing/use?
being danchou really is like this huh
>>583416158>>583415917please join rooms so its not just frontslop everytimet. roomhost
>>583416205If you are playing Open League it really does not matterFor this CM though? Kris S is the Late borrow card
>>583416291you will never guess what I'm making
>>583415595half tp is over bwo I'm done with fan runs
Is stretching good for you?
>>583416008That really works well for those too, everyone who joins them always has someone infiltrated ready to ruin the fun>>583416291No, I've seen what happens once any username is known to these schizos
>>583416078forgot to wear underwear, accidentally went to the red light district, didnt notice she was using a transparent shower room, accidentally fell to her trainer and inserted herself, accidentally locked her legs, forcing Dototore to cum inside her
>>583415917private rooms as in no spectator on?because i'm not adding people from here just so they can run in test rooms with me lol
>>583415820
>>583415223Donna can read?
>>583416465i have been in a ton of rooms and even use debuffers all the time, never been namedropped.
Wit is a gaslight stat
>>583416395I don't get it>>583416449I do get it... Err yes, very much...
I love my genius wife!
>>583416595what are you slotting that you have no stamina, no capped speed, and no wit?
>>583416291I'm using Late + Double Dom you do not want me in your rooms
>>583416449Is squatting good for you?
>>583416585that is because you have not been in rooms with * and *****
>>583416160Well? I don't hear you fapping
>>583416160watdeheeell
>>583416449>>583416693YESYESYESYESYES
>>583416123Go back?
>>5834166893 speed/1 stam/1 wit/LH/Power SparksProbably should switch to wit sparks
>>583416123join umatism instead
>possibly the greatest junior year i've ever seen in my life>rest of the run is shit in a kettle
>>583416690every single front is winning by atleast 2 Ls against other styles with or without debuffers. Go ahead Lol
>>583416689He's probably doing 3 SPD + 1 WIT + Kris S + LHt. used that deck & got similar stats
>>583416693That depends
>>583416710ive been in rooms hosted by and with both and never had any issue with them
>>583416841just GL tings
>>583416971remember that dramafags literally don't play the gamethey've admitted it since MANT
>>583416809>>583416928>lateI shleep
>>583416872That too....Front CMs are always aidsI've been moving onto CM21 prep because I know I shouldn't even bother
Planning on using this Kita, but with another gold heal698254126982541269825412For testing purposes, please do not bring a Murmur uma. Thank youSaw there was some discussion here regarding rooms, so for that reason spectating has been turned off. It will remains this way until further noticeHakuraku data will be provided
>>583416160
>>583415702To be honest some clubs are now
>>583417151My chubby wife Dantsu
>>583417151I am retarded and forgot to actually disable it784225807842258078422580
>>583417207
>>583417151>spectator mode off>will provide hakuraku data anywaythis is why we have nonsense drama about rooms
>>583417151>spectating has been turned offListening to randoms again when nothing has ever happened
>>583417151you know spectator off means no hakuraku, right?
>>583417076
>>583417271no thanks
I'm going to carry my club to A rank hang on tight bros
why even turn spectator off? who does it benefit?
7 i fap to dober4 i fap to ryan0 i fap to ramonu
I like Uma but I don't really like Musume
>>583417368I didn't know this, sorrynormal leaderboard-style thenask for build post-match if interested
>>583417271i don't have a 3rd ace ready so I will throat a TT uma to not use a murmur like requested
>>583417491homo...
>>583417271sure I'll join, my umas are nothing special though
>>583417445thanks anon i guess im gonna flatline today
>>583417471me specifically
>>583417491Umai Mousse?
>>583417560Rest easy comrade
>>583417471if you turn it off and someone who gets namedropped joins, the thread won't shitpost about itit saves a bit of shitposting and I did it a few times because some anons were posting names and creating needlessly drama but spectator off means the anons that actually care about CM won't join because they need that sweet hakuraku data so it's better to leave it on and ignore the bad posts
>>583417083Frontbros let's make Falco Machan teams
>>583417491You from Enumclaw or smth?
I cannot get a good statline on Kitasan to save my life. >Maru/Tachyon/Creek/LH/Bourbon/Wit Teiogets me at best 1500/1000/800/650/850, this doesn't feel like enough. how are you guys training your Kitasans? I've got about 14-15 stamina sparks.
>>583417083>I've been moving onto CM21 prep because I know I shouldn't even botherbwo, I don't know how to tell you this.....
>>583417723so its for our dear little namefags got it. So 789 won't happen again
People in S rank clubs have you already burned through all of your recovery items or do you exclusively use carats?
>>583417471the non-hosts in the room. this ensures they don't get shit on with their name attached to itthere is nothing to be "mad" about in this instance, in my opinion
>>583417845yes and yest. A+ club carry
>>583417843it's for anyone who doesn't like seeing that shit
>shit stirrer schizos already having a melty over spectator off
>>583417868There was never any drama what are you talking about
>>583416078no condoms
>>583416078>makes a reservation at a restaurant >but she goofs up and ends up booking a love hotel instead
I like Pretty but I hate Derby
>>583417471Wait until we get the update that makes spectator disabled by default
I like Derby but I hate Pretty
I wish it was November
>>583416356pizza?
>>583417843this is the reason spectator being off is goodnot everything is about * retard
>>583417835I'm aiming for 1450/850+/800+/x/900+ with ONE standout stat, between 1520+ speed, 920+ power, or 1000+ wit.with the right skills, mostly finished chains and midrace to not get left behind.I'm doing maru/pasa/creek/fm/wit teio though
uhhh... LH just gave me extra tokens when she wasn't on the training i hit?
>>583418087GET OFF MY WALLS HOW
https://x.com/rs_lewd/status/2106912980759941548 We fucked
one (1) rainbow after 4th concert awardback to auto runs
>>583418102Don't look a horse gift in the mouth
>>583416710I've never been namedropped but I don't see a reason why I should bother helping out these schizos and be a guinea pig in their constant joint rooms
>>583416449
Common * limited vocabulary>schizo>shitstirring>melty
>>583418083Shart Falcon wishes she was this cute
I do this
>>583417835I tried making Kitasan/Seiun/Falco but eventually swapped to those with innate recoveries because my deck and sparks couldn't accommodate them. I don't have Creek and Maru speed so if I have to borrow one I'm losing the other, and running creek means I need to have alot of power sparks but I mostly have 6* stam 3* pow parent lines. So I instead went with 3 speed 2 wit 1 LH with 14-15* stam 3*pow parents that can still reach 900 stam if I'm diligent enough.
>>583418009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcsNW8UASiA
>>583417151>>583417271sorry for the late start, had to get uptwo more515782875157828751578287
>>583418129I could smell it
I spend a week and a half trying to roll a grandparent with at least 2 stam 2 long and all i got was 1 stam 2 long before i had to move on
Seeing how Daryz won made me even more sad that Juryoku Pierrot skipped Arc due to lack of funds.The way Pie chan only started spurting and overtake everyone in last 200m is very similar to Daryz...https://youtu.be/b10T5yYp42U
>>583418437
>returning to title screen due to inactivity
>>583418323Why do you care so much? Are you all of those and felt personally attacked?
>>583417946V literally posted his uncensored lobby to call out someone in it he had beef with before the last CMbut you already know that
>>583418271Going to be very honest but I don't think CB's the type that want to get pregnant. It limits her freedom
>queue room match during EU hours>Every lobby is 3 Aces, varied fronts, lates, ends, all well built.>queue room match during burger hours>Every lobby is debuffers, people only entering 1 uma, people joining with independent learnersWhy are burgers so soulless? Is it all the high fructose corn syrup?
>>583418452Frontbros our narrative as the strongest???
>>583418572My bad, I didn't understand what they were saying. Of course we should shit on that fag
>defending seatrannies
This is more fun than building aces
>>583418578cbfags are delusionalI like her EXCLUSIVELY because of her freedom mindsetso seeing her settled down with a man or god forbid children is ridiculous character destruction
>>583418530one of those old bangers that I found out about by pure coincidence, watching a gem from the 80s.
it's not about defending Vit's about KILLING dramatards
>>583418572He has only done that twice and every time was because that person was being an obnoxious bitch in the thread, which is completely fine in my opinion he never do**x people for winning against him
>>583417843789 happened in a "spectator off" room. Based nyo...
>>583418809>he never do**x people for winning against himyeah no shit no one celebrates the winner if they lose
MINA
>>583416479>somehow she goofed up at the pregnancy test when it showed one line
>>583418830His final gift to this cesspool...
How important is the Power stat to a Late/End? I've only realistically trained Fronts so far.
>>583418701Not wanting to breed your wife is a hot take. I know plenty of liberal "kids are bad I'm an strong independent woman!" types and they're the most obnoxious women in the world.
>>583418809Trying too hard V
>further proving that you should never interact with these psychosYeah never joining a room was the correct choice and I feel validated now
>>583418858Nice moving the goalpost there bud
>>583418928Very important
>>583418578>>583418701yeah CBT's more of a childless marriage
>>583418928between fronts and late/end you just shuffle the wit into power (and need a little less stamina)
>muh dramafagsOh no, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
>>583418928it is very important
>>583418452very interesting front battleseiun and kita leading, opera way behindshe somehow catches up and gets the angling prockita then steals it *way* later with her unique419699244196992441969924last.
V melty because basic blonde bitch lol.
>>583418928I think it's even more important to them?Like, you want a little more stam in exchange of power for fronts and paces, but and the reverse for lates/ends?
>>583418809okay umama go suck his dick moreyou two are the most obnoxious fags in the thread you don't get to be uppity
and they wonder why the (dead) JP general doesnt want to merge
>>583419047Damn V in 6th
Follow up on >>583325804. I couldn't find any good material, so I just went with futa instead.
>>583419047My umas jobbed hardThanks for the hostan!
>>583419047this happened in the first lobby to my Sei but she didn't do anything it was too late
>>583418941you can have sex AND creampie without getting any children, you know
>>583418928easy to rememberspeed > power > stamina
>>583418083me too bwo
>>583418578I don't think you understand freedom very well. CB does, though.
>>583419047Sticking with the Inari, based
Who would marry a woman named Mr. Cock & Balls?
>>583419047I thought you were gonna post the hakuraku links
Borrowing that Stam card is causing some issues with my stat balance. This usually bring me to like 1200/900/800/600/700 at the end.
>>583419307Me.
>>583419307Me>>583419373lets fight to the death. Meet me at the square.
>>583419187>not wanting to knock your wife upI cannot imagine this terminal level of homosexuality. Motherhood is the perfection of femininity, father the perfection of masculinity. 12 children are not enough. I am making an entire herd of umas with my wife.
>>583419307If you take her last name, you can become Mr. Cock and Balls
>>583419426*hits pipe*
>>583414001First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>NOOO WHY ARE THE THREADS SO SHIT>oh look it's a user i dislike better shit the thread hehehe>yeah drama i love drama when it's against someone else>AIEEEEEE NOOO WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME OR MY CLUB>NOOO WHY ARE THE THREADS SO SHIT
>>583419047backliner game?! in a 5 front lobby????thank you for joining!build is *probably* fine, just need to get lucky with pace ups if anything>>583419241she's so cool
>>583419307ME
>>583419534Nah nigga
>>583419187Why are you saying that like it's a good thing?
why are other styles winningnigebros I thought this is our CM!?!?
>>583419553Not looking good V
>>583419553your umas are doing better when there is no murmursthanks for hosting *smooch*
Wasnt there supposed to be a cutscene of your scout team running together at the end of this event like last time?I didn't get to see one this time.
>>583419443If you marry her as her trainer, do you become MR. CBT?
Breed every single one
>>583419553she is! I wish I could've rolled on the alt but maybe I'll use selector for her...
>>583419426if you took a moment to stop projecting, then you realize we're talking in the context of mr. cbthis *probably* does not apply to any other umait is funny how your npc programming instantly gravitates towards breeding and reproducing, though
>>583419585
Is there any benefit to training Murmur debuffers in GL instead of Unity
>>583419673Yes, my wife pipes me with a strap-on how did you know
>>583419408I'm mindbroken after trying to train lates for this shit, I thought it would be a bit easier than other styles. I'm getting almost Unity Cup level umas, I never want to deal with this Kris card again.
>>583419662Are you a jpfag or something? I don't remember that being a thing.
>>583419710Dibs on my silly owner
>>583419776not that big of a differenceand if you're building debuffers you're likely a lazy nigger anyway so just do unity for ease
>>583419842It happened last Dream Team event
>>583419842if they are fagswhat are we? troons? chuds?
>>583419662tomorrow at the midday reset
>>583419842NTA but it was during the first time the event happenedThere was a cutscene and then your team posted
>>583419553>backliner game?! in a 5 front lobby????A lobby with exactly 5 total fronts and pace is actually really good for back liners. It causes Pump to act like Angling.
>>583419998SOVL
>>583419984you're a brainrot victim
>>583420074ANSWER THE QUESTION THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
>>583420074No, he's just a newfag that doesnt know about how the word "fag" is used on 4chen.
How big are CB's tits?
>>583420198ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583420282Csperhaps Bs
>>583420282Medium to small.Get it? C and B?
>>583420297you are my bf
>>583420297moshi moshisorry I couldn't answer quicklyhmmmmmmI think you got the wrong number buddy
>>583420349So one is bigger than the other?
>>583420297we are niggers
I like big boobs
>>583420297we can be pedos!
>>583420370:3>>583420415 >>583420434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve88BGz0nPc
>>583420297In this place, fag means friendYou're a fag, the anon you're responding to is a fag, you're all fag.Now proudly tell everyone you're a fag!
Is your life after high school going how you'd expect it to be, /uma/?
>>583420448No, we're not nearly based enough for that.
>>583420483this is true but unironicallyso I call people newfriends, it used to get people mad if you said it like that
>>583420506I peaked a bit in college but other than that yeait's nice to have low expectationsI have a nice lady to fawn over too, and the only thing I need to do is to not show my chud side
getting 0 rainbows during classic is the worst feeling ever since you know the run is officially dead and you wasted precious time getting fucking nothing
Umamusume who would happily eat/refuse to eat this pesto?
>>583420570you're such a faggot, newfriend
>>583419725Oh I knew the topic was about CB. You just don't understand freedom very well and how it relates to having a child.
>>583420417Yeah, sorry, I sucked her right tit too hard and got an irreparable inflammation
>>583420651Bwo clean your stove
>>583420603for me, it's not getting rainbows during senior year after an amazing classic year
>>583420670enlighten me then
>>583420651Oguri Cap would eat it and ask for seconds
Dramaposting would have prevented this you know
>>583420651Clean your stove goddamnThat's how rats and cockroaches get into the kitchen
>>583419408Training anything in this godawful scenario sucks
>>583420878>shit vs trash
>>583420936trash please
>>583420441You're never gonna guess which country bumpkin has big ones also does anyone have videos of her dancing?
>>583418578>>583418701>>583419016limiting cb's freedom by impregnating her!
>>583420506no i was expecting to die in my 20s and even tried hard for it to happen but i somehow survived and after having an enlightening experience i decided i want to live till the end no matter how much i struggle there is no cure for a demon like me on my 30+ but i am still taking the path to better myself so i will be ready for the bramfatura collapse
>>583420878not being a whorren poster wouldve prevented this you know
>>583420995I only have the oneYou know, the one
>>583420506>forgot the imageI'm such a stupid fucking chud>Is your life after high school going how you'd expect it to be, /uma/?
>>583420651teiobwo, start a clank run and clean just ONE (1) section of your apartment. with every run, choose a place to clean. when you have bigger stretches of time then you can do bigger projects like vacuuming and/or mopping, deep-cleaning half a bathroom, etc.it's not about fixing everything at once. as you piece it together, it won't feel so insurmountable.i believe in you, anon.
I have my favorite Uma as my phone wallpaper and sometimes I get the urge to kiss my phone and sometimes I do it.
>>583420506honestly better, i live comfortably in a house i own outright cause of covid era prices, i work the job i explicitly went to college for, i got a masters degree, and im marriedi thought i was gonna be dead by 25
>>583421059Bouncy
>>583420894What, they manifest themselves out stovetop grease stains?
>>583419534drop down to 2000 the delusions of A are not worth it and you can get rid of the quota
Good night
Is migraines a must remove? Seems ok to me if it's just that.
>>583419617damn, no need to tap dance all over my self-esteem and balls...
>>583421329
JIGGEEEEERSI HAVE RETUUUUURNEDhttps://jiggie.fun/OQTxc8>https://jiggie.fun/OQTxc8https://jiggie.fun/OQTxc8>https://jiggie.fun/OQTxc8https://jiggie.fun/OQTxc8
>>583421238We posting phone wallpapers now?
>>583420506when I was in highschool I took a picture with all my bros and then right after I wrote behind the picture the name of each one of them because I had the feeling I would forget themI forgot about every single one of them but my 'best friend' because I get to hear from him every few yearsdon't know why highschool is important in your post, umamusumemy life is going as I expected it to be, terminally online and having fun at every chance I get to forget I'm dead
>>583421329umasumi fag
>>583421327What is she the champ of?
>>583421414Mihono
>>583421346As long as you don't get a mood down. Migraine event before used to be a combo of migraine + mood down so it was a must heal before
>2nd inspo>gw missing>long S missingle sigh
>>583421059well that's THE ONE I was asking for!
>>583420506I got diagnosed with a lethal illness on my youth, which had me going in and out of the hospital for years. At one point during my teenage years I resolved I'd cut every emotional attachment I could have to anyone, that way it wouldn't be so painful. I basically emotionally crippled myself, going on auto-pilot.But looks like I got better in my mid 20s, finished college, but I'm still an emotional cripple in my 30s, but I don't have a job now, and still no real wishes for the future. So guess the only difference is that outlived my expectations, so that's an improvement?Let's see how that goes.
>>583420506No and I'm probably going to kill myself when I turn 30 (I am 29)
>>583421346Migraine is a ticking clock because it's never just itbefore you know it you fail a 2% training and get a random mood down on top then you watch as fan letter doesn't do anything while you're desperately clicking infirmary
>>583421375No I just needed to confess that because it was eating away at me.
>>583420651Anon, go to your nearest hardware store, grab a spray bottle and simple green, dilute it 4:1, and clean that fucking stove. Then every time you're done cooking make it a habit to spray and wipe. Costs next to nothing and lasts forever
>>583421238i have curren and i sometimes tribute her
>>583421573Post yours
>>583421370welcome back bwo
>>583421498This anons favorite Uma is K.S Miracle
>>583421498Know what? Sounds gay as fuck and faggy, however, I respect the fact that you went "I'm fucked, let's try to make this painless, without being a loser that commits suicide"
>>583420805Freedom is usually conflated with options. But its deeper, more fundamental meaning is choosing acts which fulfill and perfect your nature. Choosing a person to commit your life to is a supremely free act, and only once you do can you experience a deeper level of freedom than cycling between different people, for example, despite that appearing more "free," at first glance. Similarly in the case of having child; for male and female, fatherhood and motherhood perfects/completes masculinity and femininity, respectively, and a new unit is created - the family. So to my mind there's no contradiction between CB's free, joyously spontaneous nature and choosing (You) to raise family with, just like her own parents. The opposite, rather.
>>583421498at least you have umamusume
>>583420506I was homeschooled and struck with the tism so I stacked enough debuffs to be give up early
I like Kingu's big boobs
So I borrowed the Kris S card and her events, the chain and the random ones, did not proc a single time throughout this run.
KIIIII MIIIIIIII TOOOOHASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARAANO HI KIMI NI KANJITANANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOURI EEEEEEEEEE
>>583421571and then it's one of *those* runs where 3 trips to the infirmary can't fix it and the run is completely fucked and FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME CYGAMES I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU GET RAPED UP THE ASS WITH A RADISH
>>583421882stop using that shit card
>>583421882mission accomplished
>>583421370We're so back
>>583421730Funnily enough, kinda, I found out about her, read her story, and I really like her, dunno why. I want to complete her career properly and make her a CM winner>>583421758Yeah that's a line I won't cross, not because of me, but for those who remain>>583421760Yeppers, it's the one thing that gives me joy
>>583421954But people literally just told me to use it?
today, I will post IT
>>583422032buddhism is about not noticing dying because you were never alive anyway
>>583422032>Yeah that's a line I won't cross,>but for those who remainGood man, and all my respect. We're all using borrowed time, but you decide not to be a narcissi about it.
SHE'S SO CUTE
>>583422036we don't have enough stam to make use of drain skills yet, and that's not even taking debuffs into accountborrowing creek will get you a lot further
>>583422171The overrated book that got 4 awful movies and a miniseries?
>>583422036event chains are a pain point for the rest of the game sadly. Kris S is also a hard card to use since its stamina output isnt that great but the skill is literally a must for lates on longs>>583422171this webm has slowly made me a burger pocket enjoyer each time its been posted
I want to fast forward 6 months
>>583422171I'll post THAT too.
1-9 I get up0 I bed some more
>>583420506nothing worked out for me because I became depressed in high school and barely graduated, struggled with college before dropping out, all in all I wasted a solid 15 years and am only now getting slightly back on track
>>583422361Oh, so she doesn't know!Good girl Bakushin, I believe you!
i'm losing hope bros eu horses just have more 'aura' than jap jobbers
1-9 I jerk off 0 I go to bed horny
>>583420506Being a loser at 41 when you planned to kill yourself if your life didn't improve by 40 is complicated. >>583420894At this apartment it's always pillbugs and spiders. I've kind of just gotten used to cleaning up all the dried up exoskeletons every now and then.>>583421759I wish this type of sentiment was more prevalent 20 years ago. I bought into the hedonistic/anti-natalist bullshit that was on blast everywhere and wasted my best years on porn, vidya, and anime.
>>583422414I'd fuck her on top of her pile of garbage
Well I got this, with RS stam, mood, and ignited PWR below. Accidentally got S because I forgot to change the unique level but I didn't get Long S anyhow so will try again. Are those statlines somewhere where I want to be? First time seriously building a Late Surger.
>>583422414I'd fuck her on top of teios garbage
>>583422414NTR Teiobro...
>Mihomo Bourbon
is this place just depressed losers?grim
>>583421414draining my balls
>>583422583Misery loves company
>>583422583doyouknowwhereyouarefaggot
>>583420506I was expecting my mom to be dead by now, and then I would get to give up and quit this life. But she's still kicking, so I gotta make sure I'm still around until she goes. I got nothing to look forward to, and don't want to live on my own.
>>583422583You are a depressed loser as well, why else would you be here?
>>583422667i'm not depressed and i come here to laugh at you
>>583422583but december is comingall the lonely depressed losers will gather together
>>583422583>he uses 4chan>he posts on /uma/>he thinks he's better than anybody
>>583422246Oguri is Peak
>>583422642I absolutely despise the idea of suicide, but I have no idea how I'd deal with my moms eventual demise.
>>583418083I don't remember Hokko Tarumae being this big..
>>583422583cute horse girls are the only thing that make me happy anymore
>>583422718
>>583422939Would you say that... you hate being alive? Kill me, Kill me, Kill me?
>>583422935Smaller than Rob Roy.
>>583422997you are a depressed loser with no muscle gain you could not punch me even if you tried really hard
>>583422490250 points too far...
>>583422562Rice wouldn't say this
>>583422847Yeah when you ponder about the possibility hard enough, you never know what's gonna be the little "push" that makes you go thereWhich is why when I hear someone offs themselves, I don't respect it but I don't condemn it either, there have been times I've seriously considered, but something stopped me so I know where that impulse comes from. Some are not that lucky to be stopped though
>>583422562
>>583422314800m final straight, home...
>>583422718Happy people don't often feel the need to engage in schadenfreude
>>583422464the sexual revolution had to run its course, I think. No one would have been able to hear those arguments 20 years ago. Hedonism and rampant promiscuity aren't very fulfilling, and even those who are very successful at it (eg fuckbois and sluts) don't seem particularly happy or satisfied. But then, I've never so much as held hands with a girl who liked me back, so what the fuck do I know, really.
>>583421923>singing this in the year where Japan WILL get humiliated in Longchamp (Arc), Tokyo (Japan Cup) and Nakayama (Arima Kinen) by gaijinlol
>>583423215speak english retard
>>583423083I'm sorry to hear that you have so little going on in your life that this is the most enjoyable thing you can think of
>>583423343good post
>>583423015I'm in tremendous pain, I'm in tremendous pain
>>583423357useless card
>>583423387I thought this
>>583422935Country girls tend to bet. dating a hokkaido girl
>>583423353nice projectioncope
>>583423159>you never know what's gonna be the little "push"I want to say "Not even that" out of principle, but then I quickly realized that "you never know what you'll do in the moment". Words mean nothing in the moment.>I don't respect it but I don't condemn it eitherThere is extreme cases where I can understand it, the issue is that a lot of people seem to do it for VERY selfish reasons, the question of "but what about these people" not even being relevant, which is when I start to cringe and stop giving a damn real quick.Depression can very much be real, I get it, my dear grandma used to have it. However, she dealt with it, as difficult as it was to go through. In the end it all comes down to yourself, no one else.>but something stopped meGEE I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD'VE BEEN>>583423405Love you tho!
>>583423440
>>583422490yeah, that statline looks pretty good. Good luck newfren, if you get Long S I think that Mayano will do very well. Just under 800 stam + 2-3 golds should be enough for a late surger.
>>583423519Stego cuter.
>>583423440>spoiler barYou're on thin ice
>>583422738I can't wait!54 more days until Melli begins!
>>583423440there's a curve of country girls that can be where they have easy access to artificial foods (or for americans, corn) but not enough access to a variety of good foods
>>583423083I'm a depressed loser who works out on the regular to center myself and stave off the despair so I'll punch you for him
>>583422490usually hits full spurt most of the time. you can definitely hit higher stam than that on maya with her innate stat growths though, and if you are gonna run claw forward(the skill from kris S stam) and racing spirit you will need more.lates also need ryan or dober inherit to accel properly, (you wont be able to use both since you are new i know. You might need to borrow creek instead of Kris S to hit stamina (and especially since you don't seem to have maya's potential skills unlocked, she has a gold heal) Kris S is a highroll fishing card, it does nothing to stabilize your run so when you use it you are subjecting yourself to the RNG gods for an uma with a higher ceiling.
>>583423619Haven't hang out with you guys in like 5 years I'm looking forward to it
>>583423159I contemplated it seriously for 10 years, and eventually came to the conclusion that I wouldn't do it. Circumstances can sometimes be very difficult. Sometimes it feels like there's no other way out, so I can understand anons struggling with it.
>>583423557
>>583423727>>583423557>>583423519Fuck off tranny
>>583423557>>583423590>pink floyd album cover followed by thin icenyoticing
>>583423878Need to pat my Saber-doggy 67 style!
>>583423752last year (or was it 2024?) we watched Uma Musume S2, and that was amazing. Anons spammingFOALSSSS every time Dia and Kita were onscreen made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
>>583423878I am not sure what the cute dog has to do with Stego but she is also cute.
>>583423490I'm not actually in tremendous pain (it's more like soul pain), that's just the boogie meme
>>583423936uh oh melty
>>583418714good show
>>583423727Who dat?>>583423810Who dis?
if i was rich enough i would buy this franchise and completely remove spark rolls and just let you choose a bonus during inspirationthe japanese are truly subhuman when it comes to making games fun the cygames devs should rope themselves
>>583424013"Love you tho!" is a boogie meme as well, he says it after insulting someone, his audience I think.FAKE FAN!>>583424064Great taste!
>>583424039>sharing a single brain cell between the two of themI love these retards so much it's unreal. GOD I WANT TO PULL THE GYARU BANNER AND GET ALL 3 (have Shichi already)
>>5834240725.99 a monthYou rike?
>>583424069>Who dat?Kin'iro Ryotei. One of like 3 mob Stego stand-ins.
do NOT snack
>>583424072It's not that much of a Japanese thing, it's a Cygames thingTheir practices were so bad they literally are the cause of the heavy legal regulations on gachas lmao
>>583424072This is all deliberate. They're gonna make you pay soon for more inspiration rerolls.
>>583424250The first is always free.
>>583424248Monkey Gate and step up gacha regulations kekTo be fair though if not for Cygames ceilings wouldn't exist
>>583424323Until it's not.
>>583424434Just like drugs
>massive viking>dressed like a British red coatshe should be wearing a fucking loin cloth and have MASSIVE fucking titties
>>583424495You might be on to something...
>>583424196I love mares so much
Still possibly the biggest fuck up Cygays have done.It literally killed off half the playerbase.
>>583424582what does this mean
in /uma/ we debate complex and deep philosophical topics such as whether impregnating CB will impede her free will, or if bread is born butter or wurst
>>583424582I played GBF and I still don't know what this is supposed to mean
>>583424128not even a fan desu I just put on efap in the background for noise while doing work sometimes and tipples comes up on occasion
there was a teiobwo who posted the other day about having silky smooth hair after using conditioner so I got jealous and stopped being lazy and god damn is he rightall is to say my future boyfriend would be very happy with all that WITH long hairserves you right, teiobwo
Bwos, tell my danchou i loved himTthere won't be a tomorrow for me.
>>583423936did the stegotroon win l'arc?
>>583424717
>>583424689Bold of you to assume that I do anything else.No one watches that fat freak as a "fan" anymore, those days are long over.
>>583424769gay
>>583424656Bread is born neutral, it's the anons around it that can make it butter or wurst, but bread doesn't know gud from evol
>>583424656>philosophical >impregnatingI'm pretty sure Turbo can't spell these words
>>583424656Next bread will be French
>>583424183Uni is grandparent tier therefore borrow tier and skippable
>>583424717hope teiobwos will discover how to be less fat
>>583424776Platless shitter
20% speed growth is no joke
>>583424893speak for yourself schizo
>>583424717glad to hear you showered too
>>583424875At least he found out how to remove the 3 pounds of grease from his hair, that's an advancement
>>583424864don't care I'm getting me some UMA (unidentified mysterious animal) manko
>>583424717post a selfie sis
i uuuhhhh wasnt aware you could unlock characters after getting 150 starsdid they ever explain that or hinted at it?
>>583424183but I'm feeling peckish...
>>583425027hi
>>583425159yes, legend races
>>583425159Tazuna straight up tells you that on the loading screen sometimes.
>>583425112I forgot I had some washing done, thanks
>>583424496doesn't even have any runic accessories or a nasal helm smdh
>>583425257She loves Tore-chan... like as a friend? Her best buddy?
>>583424876Why is your banner at the same time as Mejiro Ramonu
umasumi you disgusting degenerates, and SEAtards
>>583424796I didn't assume anything on your part I was just saying
>>583424609Jesus
>>583425191post cock and abs
>>583425530A VILLAIN!
i believe in you, /uma/.2027 is THE year.(You) WILL start school and/or get a job.(You) WILL get your own place.(You) WILL exercise and eat better.(You) WILL meet someone to cuddle with at night.(You) WILL take steps towards becoming who you want to be.
Uma artists really know how to make Dia, Fuji and Gentildonna as the sexiest umas ever, huh?
do umas feel weird when running counterclockwise?
>>583425585No.
>>583425585I WILL stay in my job.I WILL continue to rent my too-small apartment.I WILL keep sitting at a desk for 14 hours a day.I WILL attain wizardhood.I WILL be the person I want to be.
>>583425585Currenchan would NOT say this.
tazuna is selling meth in the friend point store
>>583424857i put butter in the dough tho
>>583425585>1Hopefully>2Probably not in the same year I get a job, everybody's saying houses are expensive.>3Maybe.>4That will never happen.>5I have no idea who I want to be.
>>583425617Not my goat
>>583425585I already have all that minus the person to cuddle with2027 will be the year I'm sent back to working from an office I want to kms
>>583425585I'm already exercising and eating better tho, curren chan. I don't know about the other goals except for the last one.
>>583424952are you making her an actual ace or a suicide?
>>583425585can you make my runs better instead
>>583425762CROISSANT DOUGH?!?!
>>583425585>(You) WILL start school and/or get a job.I went back to school at the age of 30 and I currently have two more years of schooling to go. It's a tough road but I know I can make it. >(You) WILL get your own place.Getting my own place is a pipe dream in my state.>(You) WILL exercise and eat better.I am slowly fixing my diet.>(You) WILL meet someone to cuddle with at night.I'm not holding my breath.
>>583425771that look is such pure sex I can't take it. oh my god she is just magic
>>583425827I love her!
>>583425887sorry i can only make them butter instead
>>583425831regular acethe RNG got a little bit silly though, and I'm only using 2 speed cards
>>583425406Can you blame me?
>>583425865Cute Rice
>>583426026>571 stam in senior summerwhere's creek
>>583426026any suggestions? She's my #1 favorite but I'm terrible at training her for some shitty reason (Sky won both my plats) and despite having a pretty ok deck now, I still can't seem to manage making her strong. I hate it
>>583425536my body is fem coded so no abs, just very soft and huggablebut my stick is decently sized
Got spooked by McFatty on a freebie. I didn't have her so that's cool
>>583425585The only thing there that I want to actually work towards is to get healthier, rent is too expensive to justify not just staying with family and saving my paychecks for a down payment
>>583426201which one
soon
>>583426145I don't want to be much of a powerlet so I'm using Ricestatwise it can work but this run has been a bit odd
>>583426230The regular one
