Previous: >>583414001>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita BrianCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
kingu best
Are soundposts back?
>>583435395desu wa
>>583435463*sniff sniff lick*
>>583434854Finemo has some of the most cultured posters on this generalto a shocking degree
>>583435451Those children shouldn't be talking about umapyoi
Golshi...
I wish this would stop happening in so many careers.
>>583435543For me, it's both Finemoposter and Teioposters the best posters. But by saying it now they are cringe.
>>583435451The whore almost ruined this event
>>583435342TAAAIIIISHHHIIINNNN
https://files.catbox.moe/8fhf5j.mp4
Are there umas but elves
>>583435581They need to learn from a young age what's their place in this world, namely, be my wifedaughters, mothers of my wifedaughters
rolling for wet dreams1 - Spechud2 - Rudolf3 - Oguri4 - Ryan5 - Gorilladonna6 - Biwa7 - Fuki8 - Dia9 - Furawa0 - Sweepydigits for how many images of that uma must be posted for her to appear in every anon's dreams tonight
>>583435723don't reply this poster is a succubus
>>583435658Kris S kinda looks like a sexy tanned elf
>>583435723>23 oguriswelp
>>583435342
>>583435653it's the butthole tickling that gets me
>>583435723>umas for goyKill yourself
>>583435658Rice Shower is some kind of fairy creature.
My vacation to Kasamatsu has been sped up and I may arrive in less days than expected
>>583435723oguri is not sexy
>>583435870>western artist
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zDsQ_khttps://jiggie.fun/zDsQ_k
>>583435992no oguri is definitely sexy
>>583435930Skip her
>>583435992if i end up developing an intense lust for oguri because of this, i only have myself to blame
if i roll a post id starting with 5 i quit
A cute
>>583435582
>>583436286It's okay to cheat on your uma
>>583435596Once your deck/parents get stronger that you smash your early career goal races, you usually don't have to worry about fan requirements for goal races.
>>583435582She got her trainer wtf, even drop kicked him after winning. Whats her problem?
Erotic butt
>>583436278If a ghost appears pull your titties out and that'll scare it away. *Puts on ghost costume*
>>583436419her ears need to be BIGGER!
>>583436409She wants love
>>5834357234 and today I will not have a long day at the long day factory
>>5834362697 and you give away your account
Luv me dahby
I assume being on the inside for a Late is a death sentence? I don't see her being able to power through the mob.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDYOU CALL THAT A HORSE? IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG BEGGING FOR DEATH AFTER BEING SET ON FIRE AND FORCED TO WATCH SHARKNADO
>>583436549>RyanStop using the ugly boy
>>583436480She could just do on some more wacky adventures with him. That ramen shop date was cute
>>583435463
>>583436549depends on if they still manage to maneuverbut being pinned along the rail means they have only one direction to adjust instead of two and if you're on the outside of course you're clear of everyone else in front of you automatically instead of hoping they can maneuver
So eh you go for three cheap songs and stack tokens on classic and pray on senior first half that you got all friendship bonus friend?Or you go for +2/special priority/as many songs as possible in classic and get four friendship bonus songs in senior?Which one is correct strategy?I have been stacking special priority on classic since the scenario release, just saw how some sloptuber play with first method.
>>583436661Nyo
Post Cheval Grand's big fat tits
>>583435650
>>583435581Rice knows a lot about umapyoi
is there no aim for the stars racing cutscene this time? I cant see how to make it play
>>583436632calm down it's the newcutie's first career with ryan
>>583436802tfw no tickezo friend to cheer me up
>>583436153everyone's oguri butt!
>>583434475>>5834348151 mood down, no training failures.The real kicker was no rainbows during any summer, almost zero rainbows during senior year so almost no tokens for fun stuff.>got speed facility to lvl 5 on the last turnIt was hilarious.
can u not post that link
>>583436848Fuck off, Ryan is shit
>>583436835nyo there is nyot one this time
ohimba...
>583436964trying too hard. get a better gimmick.
>>583436278it's good they put up the Christmas tree since they didn't last year but it's not even Halloween yet! umatime is so wacky
>>583436960https://files.catbox.moe/v28zm6.mp4
>>583436960ok i didn't post that link
>>583436728Yes!
wahey
Bourbon's tits are so bouncy
>>583436540
Jesus fucking christ McQueen, Ryan's muscles are all she's got. And tits.
>>583437138mwahey
>>583436723ideal is 5 during junior,3 for each of the classic year concerts, but if you don't get a total of +5 skill point gain, then keep rollingand then spam as many token shops for max TE bonus during senior
>>583436957>Fast Learner>Charming>Not even UGThanks for playing folks
>>583437279UG+ is not that hard it was just a huge lowroll on stats
>>583437198why is she lifting up her shirt???
>>583437242imagine getting trolled by McQueen of all umas
>>583437198She wouldn't do that
>>583436278not sure how to approach ticket with this but I took this photo of her and... something else showed up in it...
>>583437242mackie is a bitch, desu wa
>>583436969but...why... I picked all my favorites this time...REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583437342I told her to
>>583437274but which of the filler stat songs should you go for? the more expensive +2 stat with spec prio or cheaper +1 stat with support chain?
>>583437427what a cute Flash SUPIKI
>>583436780
>>583437378This is a very scary image, I hope you're ok
I'm jerking off to Dober right now and it feels great she's so hot
>>583437331I would never enter anything below a UG for a CM that I'm actually trying to take seriously, even if I thought they stood a chance. Well, also they can't defeat shen long and stand a chance if they can't even get meme grades but that's neither here nor there
>>583437487+1 speed +1 wit +1 power and 2 5% friendship songs is the ideal
>>583437427yeah i got scammed too cause i didn't properly record the 1st event cutscene even though i hedged it would happen so i remade the same comp for nothing
>>583437342>>583437364itchy itchy
can someone post the picture of wit 5 solo training of Doto? I don't have her
>>583437487the cheaper ones
>>583437647
>>583437198>>583437342
>>583437523Don't know if I want to suck them or titty fuck her
>>583437526I've been having nightmares of that thing recently... I'm trapped in some dark, hellish place full of flames... that thing is there with me. it's always screaming, but I can't tell about what... it gets closer and closer and louder and louder and then... I wake up.
>>583437805Why is Goldship flirting?
>>583437519it's called CRIER
i'm way too happy right nowso going to sleep early tonight>>583437654sure i can do that real quick
Why is Pace Strategy not for Pace?
I jokingly told my trainee that if she won her next race, I'd scratch her dock, and now she wont stop winning races
>>583437807I wonder if she ever gets an itchy umanko
>>583437997Lates also have their own pace to follow
>>583437894wrong one retard
mrw umas exist
Dober..............................
>>583437989>earlyIt's 1:30 AM
>5>5>0>5Hahahaha....
>>583437883Mambro... just do your clanker runs and these bad dreams will go away
>>583437989cheers
>>583437997all running styles have to fight for their respective positions, and sometimes that can rush you not the game mechanic, so a counter to that is taking a bit of a breather to gather your strength and accelerate just enough when the window of opportunity to overtake them comes
>>583438125
Should I be worried that Ryan's and Dober's uniques have procced exactly 1 time each all throughout junior and classic?
>finally get a parent with my bare minimum which was 2* stam and 2* long>only one good whiteFuck it we ball with itSo, cm registration opens in what, 2 days?Which means, I have another 3 days to prepare my aces, which in turn gives me another full day of prep time assuming I'm ready at least half an hour before resetThat gives me what 5 and a half days?Enough to make my team... I hope...
>>583438320They are not good uniques in career
>>583438093Maybe...
>>583437989Its not early and you haven't been quick either.
>>583438287Source?
>>583438136yuss that is early for me>>583438203is this the one? i'll wait 5 minutes for a reply and then drop the phone
>>583438320Such is the life of a gambler
this cm actually looks grim I don't have a main parent with MTS and I need to start doing aces in like a day or 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF
>>583438470yes this one, very cute, much thanks
>>583438443NOy
yurr
yarr
>>583438463i got distracted...>>583438556aight nice np dudgn
>>583438575Love your Tickezo
>>583438676gn
>>583438540FUCK FUCK YOU GAME
>>583438757the most dangerous lead
>>583438660Don't do this to me. I need to sleep I got work in the morning. I got Duke for the French and Admiral for the Dutch and ranked 7 out of 10 for the pirates leaderboard.
>>583438826>she's going to fuck the flounder
>>583438287>>583438125
>>583438443her fat tickezos dangling lewdly in front of my face...
Thoughs?
>>583439019Gross
>>583438858
>>583439019strong desire to impregnate
>>583438002THE DOCK!
>>583439019tits too big, but otherwise would drain my balls inside her umanko
What a time for her unique to activate, covering the Suzuka upskirt.
>>583439019tits should be bigger
>>583438983
>>583439207NOT THE FLESH TAIL
>found my /uma/rival in the wild againI thought what I had was absurd but that thing is somethjng else alright. What kind of winter is she gonna go through? 8 frontrunner room GGs
>>583439019Tomboys aren't sexy, and no one wants to fuck Cock and Balls.
Hmm, do I go to this? A round trip would be about a full day of driving, though.
>>583439331I want to tenderly run my fingers along it.
>>583439332kys beanz
>>583439332>no speed greens>no late race skillsat least she's a tank... hope you're doing well too!
Uma Stan is the best skill in the game for non Fromts, even in Sprint
>>583439292
>>583439349I'm no one
>>583439426Do it, and take pictures of ugly cosplays
>>583438518Thought I recognized this pictureHope your luck remains the same dramafaggot
>>583439683That's rude and childish
Will it clank? Yes it will!Creek smoke, dont breathe this23 G1's
Tachyon LOVE
>>583439785>implying women would be there>wasting money on shitty merchs>not bullying cosplayers
>>583439751what is this wireframe thing about anyway
https://note.com/suzumebachikiken/n/n58859dbe799ajp haet cheating globalbabs
>>583440112>Aston Merchant
aww
>>583440038Think it's a Jojo stand from the newest part. I read up to Part 5 and lost interest because I really didn't like P5.
>>583440112Why do I have to behave myself when visiting japan but japanese players won't adhere to global customs by installing hachimi
>>583439905
>>583440112>they hate secondaries and Global is making more secondaries
>>583440312>why won't JP players be colossal faggots with me?
I didn't know what skills were better in the end. Had a choice of all the long/late corners and straights, that one tail mid-race skill, right-handed and so forth but stuck with this. Position Pilfer I took very early to help out with races (some were nose) so losing them meant that I wouldn't have enough SP anyhow so I guess it worked out.
i did 30pulls for daiscaneither her or vodka came homeits so fucking over for me bros
>>583440543nice job newcutie
>>583440705>pulling without pitylol
>>583440543decent selection as is but gold Spirit Speed i would have abandoned if i could take Tail Held High and Right-Handed instead unless it was 30% off
>>583440813Fuck that's exactly what I was thinking because I can't get the max buff from BS Spd but I thought gold would just be better.
>>583440761Sometimes you want something and don't have 30k carats
>we can have comfy threads as long as umama keeps him calmthis should be the norm for every thread
>>583441067As long as everyone takes their meds
Do you think she's cute?
thank you taishin baker, you manifested a god run for me2nd sag ace done
>>583441137that's not you though
>>583441137She may be still in love, but I'm not
>>583441067so we just need to convince her to wear a lovense that anyone can buzz when she gets rowdy
>>583441137Is Still a cat uma or a dog uma? She looks like a dog uma to me.She's cute though.
>>583441137I'm supposed to be scared of this?
quick room 99696839
>>583441153true it's me hi
>>583441137why is she like this
>>583439751I never said anything bad about him though I like himyou're dummy if you think people don't save pictures with the same filenames
>>583441137This is unironically a man dancing
>>583441142Isnt 2 gold recs on a 930 stam end overkill?
>>583441307Sex >>583441378Just cause she's flat doesn't mean she's a man, asshole
>>583437272uwah
Still had a dream I was cheating on her
>>583441301she's doing a mating ritual cause Aruvu keeps on cockblocking her
>>583441137never noticed the pajama tops have cute little pockets unlike most female clothing
>>583441243
>>583441462Are there really people who unironically want to fuck this?
https://x.com/Deinonyx1/status/2041206652624404720
>>583441507That's where umas keep their vapes and cigarettes
greys...
>>583441521Who the FUCK are o and oO
>>583441536I'm peoplelast name unironically
Wanted to try this game, why is the downloading bar so slow? Resource Monitor says I'm downloading at roughly 500~kbps.
>>583441137all umas are cute
>>583441646that's a disc speed problem
>bought a bunch of final corner accel on bakushin>remembered CM21 accel zone is a straightfuck it I'm still using her
>>583441741you have enough time to make a proper one
>>583441379it kinda is but iirc, the only other decent skill i had left to buy was the scenario gold, also sleeping lion is lobby-dependent sometimes
>>583441640She vapes like a chimney
>>583440112Is Overseer working as advertised?The branching result seeing is legit cheating.
>>583441584what about them?
>>583441818vaping is unc coded
post something sleepy
>>583439019Mr Cute Boy
>>583441827The first public implementation of that is from here back when sweepydev released https://github.com/SweepTosher/dumper, the event prediction stuff will work for probably another year or so unless they fast track that change from JP (they'd probably have done it by now if they cared)
>>583441721Everything is fine except for this game.
>>583442000it's because you haven't played enough dmm games. there are fuckton of (100k+) files that aren't well optimized and it will kind of fuck over your discs and it needs to write them all in
>>583441798fair, I guess she can go into TTprobably better to run Akebono/Taiki/Curren anyways
>>583441961GIWTWM...
>>583442043..do I just have to leave it on overnight?
>>583441982I am fucking DROOLING at this imagepost MORE CB propaganda
>>583442102if you want to, sure. just know that there's a chance that if your connection does hiccup, it'll stop while it asks you to reconnect. it shouldn't happen to most computers though
>>583442125
>>583441583precious
the banquet callsdo you answer?
>>583442223I dont drink alcohol but I guess I could be the responsible adult and designated driver
My trainee called me a chud
>>583442125>>583442223
>>583442223Beer is nasty I drink cider
I can't remember if it was earlier today or a while ago but there was a video titled something like "the problem with umamusume global fans" and I think it was someone talking while they were cooking. am I going crazy or was that posted in one of the recent threads?
Shibi is the kind of uma who'd scratch her ass in public
>>583442223I don't really drink beer, would rather have sake vodka or whiskey mixed with something
>>583441378most, if not all, of the body captured motions probably isprobably done by the animators even
>>583441982This barely looks like her
>>583442320you mean this one?>>583403654
i guess the beer wouldn’t be that good in (south east) asia
>>583442460>>583442325>>583442304Why is your banner at the same time as Mejiro Ramonu
That's a lot of CBhey uh, I'm just gonna lie down for a whiledon't mind me
>>583442634Have some more
Hmmm do I roll CB immediately or wait for her alt so I can get both her and Ace.....
>>583442614You get free pulls during anniversary you know
I am in extremely destitute and dire straits so I am shrimply going to buy the selectors
>>583442506I'm an American, I just don't drink alcohol produced by Coors or Anheuser-Busch
>>583442406that's it, thanks. I must've mixed it up with a cooking thing I was watching.
Who has the Ryan Gosling Nice Nature video
gimme the damn hoodie cygames
it's time to exercise today and make her proud
>11 long sparks>1 (ONE) front runner spark on my gp>3 runs in a row I get front runner S but no Long SRetarded shit ass game
>gave into my lust and fapped when I really really wasn't supposed toFML
>>583443060getting spooked by medium sparks so fucking much from my 9* stamina parent made me stop using them for a whilethey have two fucking medium sparks in the whole tree and they have a higher hit rate than my turf sparks which I have about 7 or 8 of
>>583443064>wasn't supposed toHow is that possible? Is not like you won't get horny again.
>>583443117I love country girls...
>>583441980
>>583441980Which ass are you mounting?
just watched my 1100 wit vbourbon whiff both victory cheer and a&s in a room match
>>583443275I currently have pelvic floor issues so umasturbating should be avoided.
My first loopa yield and first Seiun 3* blue after I started looping gw+firm resolve for weeks
>>583443489oh... that sucks, maybe if you do it slowly you won't break, but I guess that is also bad
Big in Japan
>>583443397this one
>>583443117
>>583443780Bourbon is so fucking delicious
>>583443794Just look at that bounce
solid acute
>>583443780Bourbon's pink asshole peeking out...!!!
>>583443807she's got a lot to drink in
>>583443926What a lucky trainer
>>583443794The boobs of Tomakomai
>>583443873pinching chubby uma bellies
>>583441828luv ehm
>>583443794
>>583443794The mountains of Hokkaido
>>583443489that would suck if you got pregged
>>583443598Yea.. I was just starting to feel better too so I thought maybe it'd be okay but as it would turn out that was a mistake. I need to really fortify my mind and stop letting p*rn control me
>>583444178Is this what they call a tourist trap
>>583443496lucky little shit
post something cute
>>583444179
>>583443780
>>583444285I'm gonna need to fap to Bourbon
you could also post something forbidden...
>>583444261
>>583444178I want to try them
>>583444342damn, the real mihono bourbon's butt was so cool. cygames needs to fatten the uma's ass up.
What do you hate about /uma/?
>>583444432Seiun Sky posters
>>583444432pots calling the kettle black. Can't wait for fronts to die next CM
I am quite fond of Tosen Jordan
>>583444285
>>583444432You
>>583444342
>>583444564Fat in all the right ways
>>583444506
>>583444432that /uma/ doesn't believe nor can't see this can be a really good high trust thread with just a tiny bit of effort
>Nishino ult works on both CM21 and 22Cant wait for Shitrima Shitnen to be over so I can train lolis for a month straight
>>583444432the schizo and dramafag enabling that happens every other thread
>>583444501I am also fond of tosen jordan
Want to motorboat a big titty uma
>>583444739
>>583444630Anything is possible when you get rid of the schizos
What do you like about /uma/?
>>583444818Me, because I post in it
>>583444818You in a very specific way.
>>583444790Need a poorfag wife to live a comfy life in the suburbs.
>>583444739Even Ryan?
>>583444630Just need 1 guy to fuck off for that to happen
>>583444818I like it when >COMFY HOURS< arrives
>>583444861poorfags live cramped up in the cities retardthe suburbs are for the wealthy
Ewww.
>>583444432Avatarfags, all of them. Especially those that think they aren't one.
>>583444941hag wife
>>583444948Anon is jealous
>>583444940Well yeah, she is a poorfag and my wealth will uplift her to a better life.
>>583444818Schizos can find love here
>>583444948well said
>>583444904I know I'm in the minority but I think she's hot. I'd fuck Ryan's brains out.
>>583445010Someone's guilty~
>>583444432I didn't realise it until recently but i think all the currendramaposting has turned the thread for worse
>>583444947didn't know they require you to lvl 11 ryan in autis/uma/...congrats
>>583444948Make a list of all current avatarfags if they annoy you so much you can tell them all apart
>>583445035You're not in the minority. Retards are loud.
>>583445061Stop being so fruity
>>583445084good luck with that lol i'm at least 6 different avatarfags here
>>583445035You'd fuck any female that looked your way
>>583444940In my city wealthy people live cramped in the city center, wealthy people own in the suburbs, middle class people rent in the suburbs, and poor people (me) live in the undesirable neighborhoods far away from the city center.
>>583445035She is cute and hot. The hair isnt deal breaker she can grow it out post graduation
If you can actually tell anons apart it means you spend too much time /here/
>>583445152I wouldn't fuck you.
>>583445084It's not necessary to be able to tell them apart, to say what anon said. It's only necessary to be able to tell them apart from people who do not use avatars. And that, though not 100% trivial, is generally easy.
>>583445221You are terminally online and need to go outside or go back to /vm/
I post orenjis in /uma/
>>583445210ywnbaw
>>583445221see >>583445208
>>583445302?????
>>583445308I wouldn't want to be. Fucking women is too nice.
i work from home so i'm terminally online
>>583445318Alright let me correct myself since you're Reddit-style pedantic and I made a small mistake: you only have to be able to recognize them as using avatars when they are using avatars, which is easy because there is an avatar and you can see it.
>>583445302Avatarbwo...
>>583445389I'd rape Cheval
>>583445329/vm/ also hates posting pictures and gets autistic over that so you'd fit there
I'm the only Hokko Tarumae poster so I'm easy to recognize
yossshhhh time to go for 150 pushups minimum
>>583445438Sounds like your brain has bugs.
>>583445389I'd navel invade Rulership
>>583445461That's not cheval....
>>583445438what is this retarded logic, you really spend too much here seething about some really pointless shit it seems
>>583440112>paying up for HUGE and real advantage that affects PvP good>not paying to have a minor advantage that doesn't affect PvP badWhy do they live at all if they outsource thinking to perceived authorities?
>>583444921*2
>>583445606Avatars are annoying. What aren't you following?
ARIGATO SHIRAOKI-SAMA I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN
Counter argument: retards who metapost every thread about things they hate about the thread shit them up more than the thing they complain about
>>583445654>NYOOO POSTING IMAGES ON AN IMAGEBOARD IS BAD>ANYONE THAT USES ONE IS ANNOYING
>>583445587Well I still stand by what I said
>>583445438Don't worry about the repliers bro, i know what you're saying.
>>583444432That we will never be better than /v/ma.
I don't want to make parents anymore I'm tired of this cm cycle
>>583445697Did you snack or was it a planned spark?
>>583445697>xmas vodka>xmas dasca>archer rudolfif I was given a penny everytime this happens in /uma/, I'd have two by now. Not much but that's insanely lucky to have two anons roll the same SSRs
>>583445697>7You are blessed
*posts a random picture of an uma which means I'm avatarfagging to that idiot*
>>583445712You don't really think that every image is an avatar.
>>583444628Bobo's body is outrageous...its a body for sex not for racing
Im not an avatarfag, Im a penisfag
>>583445815I don't think he means images as a whole but image reactions, a central part of imageboard posting.He would have loved text boards.
>>583445781unironically at 70 lmao
>>583445835Why not both?
>>583445654>>583445834You should go back to /vm/ they really hate posting images there too just like you
>>583445815Mighty need!
The ones that think they aren't have shown themselves.
>>583445887aren't text boards just forums
>>583444179>>583444285>>583444506>>583444628>>583445835>>583445901Call me Purple Guy cuz I'm gonna put a child in that robot
>>583445887>>583445904How abysmally stupid are you people? I don't mean any of that. This is amazing. You seriously don't know what avatars are.
>come to imageboard>post image>some third world schizo has a melty over itand this is why i will keep doing itposting reaction images has always been this site culturego back before you have a brain seizure
>>583445894But were you willing to go all the day to 200, if needed?
>>583445887I like posting this machitan too so he must be angry everytime someone does it and thinks it's just 1 person>>583445963oh look he did the no reply post
>>583445964It was a thing 4chan had which was like normal thread but with no images, like the boomer japanese threads. Never used them since I'm not THAT old.
>>583446001Gentildonna looks very kissable
After finishing my first manual run in weeks to make an ace for cm, I can unfortunately confirm that the Kris card is pretty bad. This is with 12 stam sparks, so I guess I have to borrow an uma with some more stam blues to get that speed bonus at 900. Need to do another run anyway because of the lack of long S (though the sp bonus on my cards meant that I finished with a very respectable 3.2k sp)
>>583444734Jordan is a dumb idiot and she is also super cute
>retard melty
>>583445901Higher resolution Bobo SEX
>>583445997they're most likely zoomers or newfrogs
>>583446021I'd pet Bourbon right in front of her
>>583446021>I like posting this machitan too so he must be angry everytime someone does it and thinks it's just 1 personNo, it's nothing like that. How are you so confused about this? How old are you? Do you have Down syndrome?
>>583446072>higher resolution>322KBwhat does anon mean by this
>>583446093I've been here since accelspammer shat up /a/ every single day though>newfrogthat is zoomerspeech, you can use newfag anon
>>583446114why don't you explain with your own words and maybe giving some examples what the hell do you mean you got me interested
>>583446020Yes. I already had Vodka who I already love, but I absolutely need and adore Daiwa Scarlet with her hair down.
>>583446072artist or AI
>>583446093>>>>>>>>>newfrogouted yourself
hold upthis isn't comfy hoursthese are silly hours
>>583446221Good.
>>583444178Truly a legend changer, this ambassador of Tomakomai... that furniture bitch could NEVER
>>583446114I accept your confession>>583446201don't bother, he's just mindbroken seeing an image he doesn't like and will sperg out all day how it's 1 and the same person considering all he does is just throw insults now
Gros why is my fast learner turf s long s seiun sky with TTL GW top runner curvature escape artist etc etc etc... shit? Was skipping kita ult a mistake?
Can I use Helios is if I play pace/late mostly? What the fuck is a runaway anyways
>>583446269do you have a license for that reaction image???i will have to mark you as the sillyus avatarfag if you don't have a license
SOON
>>583446305>was skipping perfect accel a mistakeYou tell me buddy>>583446320Helios can be played as a pace chaser yeah
>>583446269What!?
>>583446320she's a front/runaway but she's also a pace and works better as a pace, so yeah let's pity that banner
>>583446320every single thing helios has in her kit allows her to be a pace too you don't need to run her as frontI'm running her pace
>>583446305Just post her
>>583446397I'd torei pee in her butt
>UF in stats>every event finished>no distance SEVERY TIME
I just pictures I like
I have made exactly one UG uma during entire GC
>>583446457That's fine.
>>583446457I know what you ARE
>>583446493grim
>>583446284>don't bother, he's just mindbroken seeing an image he doesn't like and will sperg out all day how it's 1 and the same person considering all he does is just throw insults nowQuestions aren't insults. "How old are you?" is a question. And yes I actually thought some of you might have Down syndrome. That is not an insult either. Some people have Down syndrome and they do okay I guess. The "avatar" behavior is doing what that first gay Chiyo person did, and what V did - using images persistently to build a persistent persona that people get to know a bit. It doesn't matter whether multiple people did that with that particular persona; they probably did. What matters is that the persona is annoying, no matter who is doing it. Just posting an image is normal obviously. Posting as some stupid in-joke of a character is annoying.The exception is when the character is actually good somehow, but that can't happen here because people here are too stupid to come up with good characters.
anal idols
>>583446457I just POST I just POST pictures I like I made a minor mistake NOOOOO>>583446521SILENCE
SPAAAAAACE
>>583446543surehave a (You)
I'm not reading all dat
>7 shards right nowam I gonna get to a full crystal before ramonu? gonna have 4 crystals then
You're a real Bourbonfag, right?
>>583446628You need 20 gwochacho
>>583446637Thats not the expert title
>>583446696YEAH THAT'S MY QUESTION GWO CAN I GET TO 20 SHARDS BEFORE RAMONU
Can you wear the casual outfit on your trainer card and in the club?
>>583446637Yes and I conveniently only run and spam her when she's meta
i have 200k carats, do i have enough for ramonu MLB?
>>583446764god I wish
>>583446628Dont think we'll get 13 shards in 2 months, no. You'll be pretty close to the 4th though
>>583446764no
>>583446725Don't scream *sniff* I'll... It'll make me... bweeeeeeeeNo.
>>583446628Calculator says yes
>>583446809bleh, hopefully ramonu pulls will go wellI didn't need to use any crystals on tachyon
>>583446868You'll have 3 you'll be more than fine>>583446861Doesnt that calculate your stash at the end of a banner? Ramonu will be up for like 3 or 4 weeks
you guys gonna roll for Titfuck Rob Roy?
>>583446861>>583446847WHICH ONE IS ITYES NOMAYBEPERHAPSand yeah it's morning I shouldn't shoutMAYHAPS
>>583446563Tarumae because you convinced her you had connections that would boost Tomokomai tourism Ricky because you convinced her it's good feng shui at the exact angle and place in the room you did it in Acute because you convinced her that it's what every couple does at some point and isn't some new age zoomer fad
>>583446952Sorry anon, as much as I love shortstacks and girls with glasses if I snack right now I'll brick myself
>>583446952No
>>583446637I have expert on like 4 umas at this point, how do you not have it on your favorite with autoruns existing
>>583446952I am not. She has never seemed interesting to me.
>>583446929I think so.>>583446973You will have 4 by the end of her long ass banner
WTF???I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID SKIP ANCESTORS
>>583446952I'm not rolling again until Hokko Tarumae
>>583446952Of course.
umarollers...
>>583447000Because I didn't play the game for 9 months...
>>583447023I'm skipping that shit card no matter what I don't even mind sitting out half of the scenario>but auto I already have throne I can just borrow this
>>583446973You will but not on release.
>>583446952Of course! I banished a later uma to the selector zone to pull her now. I thought about it for a while too
>>583447065oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were a newcutiecarry on
>>583446354She's not for a few more days man
>>583446952yes
>>583447117>I already have thronewhat, why?
>>583447194if Dia herself is dangerous to my nether zone I cannot imagine how worse would she be if she was a gyaru
>>583446457you are identified as fullimage finemoposter
>>583447232well just spooks, my throne is at 2LB from spooks alone and I'm holding onto a 1.5 anni voucher so if I get one more throne I can MLB it for auto loopas
can someone give me a suggestion for something to watch while I play
>>583444501>>583444734I want to fuck tosen jordan
>>583447305Is that a good or a bad thing?
>>583447312explodedie*chu*explodeimmolatekysexplode
After playing this game for a month I can comfortably say that the target audience for it are oil princes because I don't see anybody else keeping up with having to pull umas because meta/good parents and multiple copies of cards to even make them viable
>>583447247bunnies
>>583447378That is a hot Shakur.
>>583447332yeah watch me>>583447360you just need to settle on compromises, you won't pull everything you want if you won't pig out but you can play accordingly to some degree even JP non piggies sit out one scenario so they can be competitive in the next one
>>583447360I am doing just fine in pvp while hoarding for later banners. No meta uma is actually ever worth pulling btw.
>>583447360The 5 years foresight also helps
>>583447289Gyarus are awful
>>583446563Tarumae missionaryRickey mating pressed by a small dick shota while I frenzily jerk my 9 inch cock watching everything unfoldAcute reverse cowgirl
>>583447332Rape meat
>>583447356it's fineᵐᵒᵗᶦᵒn
holy>>583447459*stares you down*
>>583447023hitting SS wont be a peobkem after GM
>>583447358WTF DON'T WISH ME TO EXPLODE
>>583447332Physical 100
>>583447531good to know
>>583447023Better pull on Kita due to free rolls supplement (with Dia as bonus). Use ticket on Brian Blaze
Smart Falcon is the blowjob idol she can't get enough dick in her mouth it doesn't matter the size, color, smell, or taste she can't function without a cock in or around her mouth.
>>583446952Yes. Instant 5*
>>583447625same
>>583447625you mean chicken?
>>583447348I want to literally fuck Jordan's mouth so bad that my penis ends up wholly covered in her lip gloss
>>583447625Curren would say this
>>583447686don't do that
>>583447635Who's fucking this
>>583447656heyy....
>>583447820sup playa
Theres 3 more story events until ramonu, which is 9 shards and 1 carnival event which is 2Then 2 shards from 2nd anni and 1 from legend races (which nobody will get lmao, fuck you danchud)So its 13 shards for ramonu launch plus the 1-2 shards timeline doesnt show
>>583447793Me.
>>583447793Who isn't?
>>583441827Speeding up animations in careers with hachimi or whatever that's called is legit cheating already.
>>583447931>phoneturd
don't forget to exercise, stay fit bros
>>583446637Keeping her on top has been tricky as I haven't done parent runs on her in a while
If you take the 5 days vacation you also shouldn't post here for those 5 days.
>>583447968What if he's the "don't want my account banned" phenotype like the first hachimi banwave is right around the corner after 3.5 years
>>583447980I'm a princess, I don't need exercise.
>>583447625>Smart Falcon is the blowjob idol she can't get enough dick in her mouth it doesn't matter the sizeOk but which uma is the deepthroat/sizequeen idol, thats the one I actually want
>>583447876so I'm basically on the dot to get a crystal yay
>>583448126your oshi
>>583447793I am fucking the nerdy donkey
>>583448216
>>583448126That would be Curren
>>583448098>no leg/ass repsngmi
>>583446637I stopped playing front runner when it stopped being meta (ie xhog took over)I only run her again this CM.
>>583447980Okay mambro, I'll go back on the crosstrainer again
>>583446637
>gwo do not bowwow lock yourself to ancestors! you will use them for 8 months or somethingi see vtroon discord is rolling out a new gaslight
i have a lot of carats so i'll adapt my plan accordingly to mlb it
>>583448808the troon is not wrong about the card being good for auto, but there are no free rolls and it comes late into the scenario. Thats a bad deal in my book.
>>583448087I don't cheat because cheating is cringe (unless cheating leads to lots of power/monetary/etc gain, then at least it's understandable). Cheating in a funny horsegirl game is like ultra cringe.
Roll for umasIt doesn't matter if you miss out on a meta gold skillYou will get to A finals / plat 4 either way
>>583447060umarolling is comfyI umarolled for a year, and rolling for cards is way worse than umarolling. I still kinda want some, but thankfully lots of umas I wanted were in the first year and now I can afford a card once a couple of scenarios guaranteed (and maybe more if I'm lucky)
15 TP Ura is over, it's time to try and get some aces going
>>583449284Winning without meta cards feels better. but it's harder, like way harder
>>583449370hehe oops
>>583449456>>583449370CHEATER
I do want to umarollhowever...
Borrowing pal cards is the most sensible thing
>>583449604you can actually pull this off if you skip pokke, and use tickets on jordan, since pasa speed is way better than the tomboy
>>583449759They (usually) share banners with cards you already want anyway
>>583448808Why 8 months? Is L'Arc not good for Auto?
>>583449893Ancestors just has good skills on it so you'll still be using/borrowing it for auto in L'Arc
>>583449893l'arc ends in october i think so you do less races
>>583447023isn't he a metaslave oinker with super stacked deck but less than 50% winrate?
Global is stronger than JP server at this point because they didnt have auto that gives a free 1k SP so their parents were worse in GL/GM
>>583449803Yeah I'll probably do just that and go all in on dura/dia
>>583449893It guarantees some good skills so it's probably will be in your auto deck until EOS. Unless future cards have some insane amount of hints and hint chance and you can fill your deck with them.
remember what they took from us
>>583450107I think you have as many uma rolls in 3 scenarios as I do until current jp
>>583450193Nice thumbnail save, DUMMY
>>583450202That's crazyDon't you want umas?
>ancestors gaslighting this earlyShan't
kappu?
>>583450304
shit when does CM20 start?
>>583450356registration is in 2 days gwo
>>583450304a cute
>>583450304kappu as in cute
>>583450356It never even began for us gwo
>>583450276I do, which is why I plan on buying the $20 selectors every time they sell us one. That being said I also have the type of autism that makes me super picky when it comes to spending currency on a character so even though I dont like any more or less umas than anyone else, the amount of umas I'd actually be willing to roll on is probably comparatively small. Also not a fan of alts (except if it's for my favorites and it lets me use them for other distances better).
>>583450304cyap
The cutest
>>583446042I think 12 stam sparks with kris is doable if both parents have a unity cup spark, since proccing that can give a good an additional 20-40 stam
>>583450580i know that some umas are horrendous at swimming because of their irl counterpart, but doesn't it make no sense that an athlete wouldn't have the biomechanics necessary for maneuvering through water?
>>583446042this is my highest roll with 10 stam sparks(she still dies often when there's a stam debuffer)
>>583450580Welcome back, Saber
>The cutest
>>583450697Oguri and Mirako just hate swimming It is psychological
>>583450697Well they dont really need to swim well to run well. Its just stamina training as far as the game goes. Its not like she cant swim well, Oguri just hated it. Now Hishi Miracle, now that fat fuck was really bad at swimming. I felt sorry for him, when I saw the video.
>>583450193haru mesugaki sexo
Uhh.. where did the "gwo" come from?
>>583450613I might have also just been a lowroll. I'd just be swapping out 3* wit for 3* stam, which I think is a worthwhile trade? Will have to do some testing to see which borrow feels better. Not reaching 1600 speed is the crazier part to me, but I got multiple no rainbow turns at the end of the run so I guess that's just classic GL variance.>>583450710>this statline still manages to die to debuffersGrim. But hey at least that means I can just bring 2 stam debuffers myself and it'll probably get me to A finals.
Now that half-tp event is finally over I can finally start making CM horses!>starts another mant clank
>>583450916why are you clanking in MANT
>>583450754
>>583450876I made it :)
>>583450876greater warped onefrom wizardry
