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hey
Jailed.
battle of the nyas
>>583711898full and started!
1 debuffer 2 ace = 30% win rate2 debuffer 1 ace = 44% win ratet...thank you cygames
wahey
>taking a nap>wake up because of the (You) sound notification>no (You)sthat was spooky
>>583712152>doing the keb wavewhat did the script writer mean by this
>>583712147Mambro...
>>583712281I'm in love with Millet
THIS BREAD IS RAW
Tachyon LOVE
>>583712315guey
https://litter.catbox.moe/a4ogz5.webp
>>583712286is the lucky bastard in that room?
>>583712365>Destroy /uma/>My final message>Goodbye
>>583712494
An early good morning /uma/
>>583712690it's almost lunch anon
>>583712721What's on the menu for today?
>>583712690It is 2:35pm, man.
Consider small Uma musume.
>>583712690but it's already nighttime.
>>583712494this better not be horse cock
>>583712760pickles
so its true uma musume is a fast learner game
>>583712690
>>583712152Surely nothing will happen to the club chat this time
>>583712494>Cheval can deepthroat better than Vivlos and VerxinaHow can this be possible
>>583712882I fucking HATE pickles
>>583712047>deleted half of the OPmight as well delete the whole general retard
ZRR THREADONLY ZRRS ARE ALLOWEED IN THIS THREADPOST ZRRSPOST CARAT COUNTSPOST WHY WILL YOU PULL FOR AN ACTUAL WOMAN LIKE HER INSTEAD OF KITASAN BLACKED AND HER RETARD FRIEND
>>583711775
>>583712950can you go back to pretending you're dead
>>583712721>>583712790>>583712797Well it's 5.38am for me!
>>583712998I don't really care for the librarian donkey but I can at least relate to liking an unpopular uma as I pulled for bamboy memory
>>583712886Kita white gets a fast learner chance racewear event btw
see guys the cheat uma i talked about is now rank 1. he botted another one. its a cheat uma because he doesnt use borrows
>>583712998i will throw a cheeky tenner and then tell my clubmates not to snack
>>583713153I do this
>583713131saying that here won't do shit, but you already know that and are farming (You)s
>>583712494>>583712912How can Vivlos act the way she does when she's the worst deepthroater
>>583712998ZRR is an awesome character and would make an excellent spouse
wei
>>583713419sex
rape is good for you
>>583713418I say and think that
BEEPBEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>583713443with bothat the same time, preferably, but I'm flexible on that, if needed
>>583713376>>583712912Verxina is insecure she isn't the best sisters at deepthroating cock...
Older Women Sex!
>>583713608polska gurom
>>583712152K**t*...
>>583713515with helios onlypama is fugly
>>583713474A beautiful sight
Umas that would spread butter on a cracker at 4am in the morning, see that the butter has mold on it, cut out the moldy part of butter and keep eating more butter cause she's so hungry and tired, then get food poisoning for days afterwards?
anyone thinking she's ugly is probably a homo
All umas are pretty. That's why it's called Pretty Derby and not just Derby.
>>583713864Neicha...
do I fap to curren or ZRR tonight
>>583712230Why is she staring at my cock like that...?
>>583714049Donkey
>>583713868they're just baiting anons into posting Palmerjokes on them, posting Palmer makes me happy so I take every opportunity
>>583713895"Pretty" refers to the Derby, not the umamusume. This is because the dahby is the cutest race.
>>583713864Tamamo knows you can't cut around mold so it can't be her.
>>583713608>>583713645
>>583714049ZRR
>>583714049It's her debut
>>583714145If Tama was my wife I'd learn so many poverty tricks off of her...
>>583712494ew a nigger
>>583714091actually, pretty refers to mirako, who is a very pretty umamusume who is generally well-liked
>>583713864if you cut the mold out of the butter, you won't get food poisoning
>>583714091Her face looks kinda chubby
>>583714356Fatco would know you couldn't
>>583714356stop posting that bag of bones give the people what they want
They need to accelerate the schedule even more
>>583714395>Fatco
>>583714203>you will never slide up next to her and casually grope her while she sits there and takes it because she doesn't want to make a scenewhy even live bros...
>>583713864Fuku
>>583714356THAT'S A LIE
>>583714598why would I grope an uggo
>>583714548ok
>>583705259>>583705354Lmao he actually changed the thumbnail after being called out
>>583714356I once cut out mold out of cheese and indeed nothing happened
>>583714715Retard bro... all youtube videos now have more than 1 thumbnail
>>583713864Ogurin
>>583714715We're just all in different A/B testing groups, who knows how many he's testing
>>583714715Probably just A/B thumbnails that is showing you a different one since youtube has that feature now
>>583714783i mean people eat cheese WITH mold on it and it's gourmet so
>>583714613I've done it with cream cheese and cheddar cheese slices (scraped the mold off with a spoon). My butter hasn't gotten moldy ever, because it's salted and butter has a super high fat content. If you do get slightly moldy butter, just scrape it off with a spoon and you'll probably be fine.
Isn't all cheese made from mould?
The mold you see is only a part of the actual mold. In reality that shit has spread itself much further. It's just that it's not visible to the naked eye
>>583714715works on my machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIX2g_NYywA
pull on this*whips out cock*
>>583714904only some kindsyou do not want to play the mold lottery my neighga.
>>583714796>>583714810>>583714830>>583714941Oh, I thought A/B testing was just a thing only big channel had access to like Mister Beast
stop saying moid
>>583714715Just so you know, I'm laughing at you and so is my sister, mother, father, best friend, imaginary girlfriend, tulpa and our shared ancestors too
Reminder that sloptubers are enemies trying to weaken your account
>>583715016sure!
>>583715076Says you
Mold...
>>583715210What do you mean #LoH1????
I got bored of all the Uma sloptubers
>5 runs on Kitasan, 0 long S> Give up and do 2 runs on Taishin with worse parents. Long S on both with turf S on the secondS aptitudes are the worst part of this game
>>583714893Well I'm not fine. I've shit 7 times in a dayThere was more mold that I couldn't see somewhere
>>583715345seriru isn't a sloptuber he makes the art himself
>>583715210i dont need ramonu
Reminder: Aged cheeses lose their moisture during ripening, leaving behind concentrated proteins that naturally burn fat. Eat a lot of blue cheese to stay lean!
>>583715210>guts urarahuh?
>>583715390visible mold means mold roots are beneath the surface. So it's rolling the dice. I sometimes get food poisoning from undercooked chicken or pork, so maybe repeated exposure has made my body more resilient in that way
>>583715436breaking my week long semen retention to this image
>>583715407There's no reason to watch his vids if you're not a complete newfag
>>583714715looks like >>583705443 was the retard that made the video and is shilling himself on 4chan
>>583715210I will believe maindecking guts when i see it
>>583715157>>583715278This is so fucking stupid I couldn't help but laugh
>>583715390>I've shit 7 times in a dayOnly time I got food poisoning that bad I ended up passing out in the bathroom due to dehydrationDrink water if you're over shitting
>>583715573I like watching his progress in learning english
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/YIGN84https://jiggie.fun/YIGN84
>>583714715We need to start upgrading our decks during this time periodWe don't have resources or time to accrue resources to waste on Ancestors
>>583714356mold is just a manifestation of what is going on in your food.it's a clue, it's not the problem itself.So removing that part just means you'll still eat the spoiled part.
>>583715442speed cap is lower so your 6th slot is more flexible
have fun playing without divine speed
>>583715395Falco on bed, looking at her trainer railing Curren on top of her as she watches expecting their liquids to splash on her face
>>583715619/uma/ should play >openfront< instead
>>583714783>mold and cheeseRetarded teiobro is something edible.It's not like mold and bread, it has different properties.How do you think the fucking cheese is made if not making it spoil?
>>583715659>it's a clue, it's not the problem itself.this is true, but you eliminate the visible mold, you're less likely to get sick. I wouldn't do this with meat, though, once meat smells....off, it's better not to eat it, even if you thoroughly cook it.
>>583715597I've been drinking these along with more fluids yes. I don't want to shit myself to death like a medieval peasant, that'd be embarrassing and my trainee would laugh at me
>>583715779Why would I? I'm borrowing that card
Kitasan Speed SSR and Pasa Speed SSR give the same gold and the card slot is simply too valuable to give upOld cards are going to be phased out come LarcBeing competitive in GM is not particularly important compared to being more competitive in the future
>>583715959doesnt pasa give accel as well
>>583715210So I should spend friend points on that card or am I being gaslit again?
>>583715210These are not optimal decks
>>583716008Only on some tracksCheck is not a universal Gold
>The very first sentence in her career We're off to a great start
Dont eat moldy food. How fucking hard is that for you retards?
>>583716003Oddly cute Irish woman
>>583716019The Urara card is important, you should get her MLB.
>>583716003Smoochable
>>583716019You should buy this card even if it very bad, but it's pretty good though
>>583716008only for paceniggers and latefags, and only on medium/long tracks>inb4 jealousYOU SHUTTUP
Tamamo cuts out the mold from rice and reheats it to kill all the germs. Saves money!
>>583713645>>583714165
WOOOAAAAAAAAH I'M LOOOOOOONGING
a mini chibi umamusume domestic companion would fix me
>>583716019even if it's not, Haru is super cute. so I think it's worth it. We'll see if it's actually strong when that time comes around.
>>583715597Same thing happened to me as well except I had to be rushed to the hospital
>>583716095is there something wrong with him
I still dont get it, are we rolling Ancestors and Guides or no?
>>583716095everything that lives is designed to end
>>583716149>>583716254>>583716397What about Oguri pieces and friend slots and tickets?
>>583716491See if your local sloptuber mlbs it day oneIf not, skip
>>583715597I recently had food poisoning and I almost passed out at work because I was so dehydrated and begged my coworker to go buy me some electrolytes
>>583716491I am still of the opinion that for most players it makes the most sense to skip GM altogether, but if you are playing through GM, absolutely skip Ancestors and borrow it
>>583716491See if your local sloptuber mlbs it day oneIf yes, skip
>>583716491100 free = yes10 free = nyo
>>583716491What he said>>583716759
>>583716419Well, I had to go to ER as well to get an IV. Dehydration is sirius.
>>583716563Are you newcutie? You will have enough for everything in the futureBut for now yeah, buy Ogurin pieces if you want
>>583715597>tfw found out my "back" pain was actually my kidney begging for water and electrolytesI'll never ever drink water from the gym again
>>583716563tickets are a must-get, gotta catch 'em all! Oguri pieces and Biwa pieces get if you can, but lower priority unless you're intending to use THAT to buy uma selectors in December.
>>583714598she's already sitting on a huge anal dildo
>>583716827>You will have enough for everything in the futurehow far into the future? because I can still not afford anything but tickets every month
>>583716491Are you f2p?Do you have a second mlb speed card? (Hag/Tachhy)Do you have a second mlb wit card? (FM/CB)Do you have your own Creek?If yes you're already competitive enough and all your borrows will be premium so may as well borrow ancestors
i wanted to go something but i forgot what it wasdementia progresses
>>583716491I'm not going to. I'll have Ramonu, so I'm fine being borrow-locked to Ancestors for 3 months.
>>583716968yesMLB Kita 3LB TachyersFM only MLB0LB CreekI will spend on ZRR
>>583717040pige...
>>583716973I believe in you
>>583716804goddamn what were you doing to get dyhydrated so bad you needed an IV in the ER?
>>583716973you were about to grind fans
>>583717184see >>583715597
>>583716973>go somethingmight be more than just dementia
>>583716960You get free friend points from events, team trials and stuff.I bought full Haru Urara and I have enough to buy tickets.But I'm class 6 and Newcutie too, though. It took me 2 months or so, but I have a better account, you will need more time
>>583717274>shitting guts out>not drinking waterDRINK NIGGA DRINKpreferably with a teaspoon of salt in it per quart (maybe a bit less) for electrolytes and stuff.
Ugh, moIds!
>>583717471I get the reference
>>583716968YesYesI dont have SSR MLB wit cardsNot.person who asked question, but i can do only like 200 on ancestors, so it's probably better to skip for other cards (and Neo universe)
>>583716960Once you reach Class 6 in TT and get into an A/A+ club, your currency problems will basically go away.
>>583716804It really is. I thought I would be fine a day after but I was so wrongEnded up costing me more, and weeks stay in the hospital. It was an experience tho for sure
aoi>light hello
damn, the newcutie got raped at the endthanks for the games jongbwos
>>583713864Butter mold is just cheese.
Cat(Uma) on Cat(Uma) viiolence!
>>583717630>>583717761GGs!
>>583717605even carats?
>>583717630I got blasted both games but my Maka score is improving so it's a net win>>583717761>>583717794GG
wtf I was busy with baking I didn't notice a jong
Can't trainers just reject their trainees?They don't always have to say yes, especially to things that would escalate their relationships into unintended direction
>>583717915>hanging ruby torena.jpg
>>583717915Why would they?
>>583717915Contrary to popular belief, yes. However all of your male coworkers will think you're a coward for not going for it.
>>583717915AGP behavior
>>583717409>>583717605I was about to reply saying that I still don't have enough points despite being 5.5 and A-tier but I realized I hadnt taken my friend points out of my mailbox in 3 months. went from 6k to 36k and can probably MLB her come November
>>5837181085.5 and A club is definitely fine enough still
>>583716605why would skip to play the new career?
is it safe to post her now?
Now you remember we used to have anons who cleated Urara. They all most likely stopped playing by now
>>583717915You should always reject your trainee if they haven't won a G1.
>>583718261Fucking retardsThey were supposed to cleat Tickezo
Why is the ESL getting worse when it's burger hours?
>>583718190Too many important cards to roll on in the coming months and the cards that are most important for the scenario get powercrept by the next>>583718254Yeppers
>>583718389burgers are ESL
>>583718389ENLs famously learn through speaking and listening and cannot discern homophones apart
>>583718389Have you seen the state of modern American education?
i dont want to pull cards i want to pull UMAS goddamnit
>>583718408you can still be competitive enough even with just a borrow slot tied to ancestors as long as you have better cards and you rolled ramonu
>>583718446City has a capitol in my heart
>>583717794I think Rura is cutest when she's having a melty
>>583718470They invented phones that hate faggots too fucking zased
>>583718254I'd wait for him to get autobooted from uma&co first
>>583718549True, but even Ramonu is questionable
>>583717915Yes, however keep in mind that they're still teenage girls that can't take a rejection and are strong enough to snap your spine in two. Acting dumb is the best course of action.
>>583718389Actually there is no point in finding ELSs anymore, anyone can check grammar in AI, or even just translate shit. You lost retard
>>583717915Shut the fuck up
>>583718709she's still the best generalist for a long time but yeah there's too many specialist wit cards in larc
>>583718362
>>583718728don't take it too personally bro. it's fine if you're ESL as long as you're not retarded or a seanig
>>583718726What if I'm into that and the thought of those consequences excite me
NYOOOOOOOOO
>>583718728I think faster that I can type and I won't correct shit you can keep calling me ESL
>>583718949what if he drops a google dockey
>>583718728>ELSsIt's "ESL's">retardlollmao even
>>583718746A lot of players will probably find better luck rolling for Ramonu purely because skipping 4 months of the game will probably kill their motivation, in reality, but minmaxxing your carats, you can get away without her if you plan on rolling for McQueen Wit
>>583718865>as you're not retarded or a seanigBased
>>583718865Thanks bro, you too
>>583718726My trainee having a meltdown from having her laboured love confession be rejected sounds kinda hot
>>583718408which cards are so important?Except RamonuLike i know El is important, but it will be in April
no one fuarking cares
>>583718498Is Ojou actually worth pulling?
>>583719018I do wanna roll makween wit but idk yet, will decide after my ramonu free pulls
>>583718949>Today: 0V bwo!
i've come to the conclusion that filtering "nyo" is a good idea
>>583719103I NEED THAT VIDEONOW
>>583717915I wonder who could possibly be behind this post
>>583719161NYOOOOO
>>583719034Doto is so cute and so fat as well
>>583719008>No Period at the end of the sentence ESLbro..
>>583719161nyo...
El Condor Pasa? More like El Chupa Cabra
>>583719165you're not getting it!
>>583719161nÿo
>>583718726>however keep in mind that they're still teenage girlsWe are in burger hours indeed
>>583719006That'd be fun
>>583719161/vm/a always has a melty over nyo or gwo, you should go there
>>583712047I love stacked horses
Only real ESLs try to correct on every single point of grammar and punctuation. Real mericans dont give a flyin fuck. yeehaw
>>583719408no way
>>583719101It depends on your styleThere’s a lotIf you have your pull plan, we can help add anything you’re missing
why won't they rangeban seanigs yet?
>>583719408I guy named nyo literally joined a /vm/a club retard
>>583719452This guy gets it only seapags are insecure enough to try to look like they're not ESL
>>583719370do you legitimately Believe that anon is serious about that and doesn't just think pedophilia is hot? really?
>>583719359NYOOOOOOO
DOG
>>583719408I once typed 'bwo' and some dude indeed did have a melty about it but he got out quoted with anons not giving a fuck about it
Will my TP be safe before Rob Roy is out? Was it 10 minutes per TP?
>>583719657Heavy petting with the dog
>>583719470>if you have your pull planI don't have any, i don't know the game ahead, i just look at what you guys said as must have and check when the card releases.Like for the must have for now i know are Ramonu, Ancestor and Pasa.i heard about Jungle Pocket too but not so much.
>>583719781Try thishttps://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>583719801
>>583719775This is lewd behaviour isn't it
>>583719781ancestors is absolutely not a must have especially if you are new because it is a fake pal card for the scenario and it drops 1 month during the scenariopull on ramonu in GM and definitely save up for el condor pasa speed ssr, by that time you'll be more familiarized with what to pull by just getting info
>>583719614except seanigs are the ones making the most obvious errors
>>583719973FATFUCK
>>583719973I liked her a lot, but then I noticed her eyes and now she's top 10 in my list
>>583719816i wanna poke her tummy
>>583719801He's a good boy
>>583719772Just do a clank runand join club>>583719781You like rob roy? It's simple, you check what Style Rob Roy runs and ask thread about good cards in future. She looks like pace chaser, so ask thread about cards (idk i'm trying to do lates)
>>583720049What's so special about her eyes
>>583719507They had a melty about him
>>583719991It escalates
>>583720194what the fuck did /vm/ not have a melty about
>>583720029And why would you know that?Care to explain? Anything to confess?
>>583720186nta but it's in reference to Cygames parent company Cyber Agent, which was funded by Susumu Fujita - the owner of Forever Young
>>583720273umama
>>583719935like this?
>>583720273Their clubs deranking
>random weird ESL seethingoh yeah V is alive and well
>>583720186They're beautiful and I'm autistic for those details
>>583720398Yeppers
i skipped tachyon and havent lost a single cm in gl. you could probably skip ramonu as well
My friends! Good night!
>>583720627Goodnight bwo
>>583717835there is a hidden way to make your carat shortage disappearit's using THAT
