Harrow Tomorrow edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>583809982
>>583848320bug fixes and small adjustments like removing that vent on mid lane
>>583848347Wokeslop killed this game.
>>583848347hag game
i am become ratdestroyer of long island
>win 6 in a row to calibrate>get mystic 1I used to be phantom..................
Buff themThey didn't do anything wrong
>Mfw I report someone and it gets them banned and lets everyone in the lobby know
is there any reason to not buy trophy collector as vindicta
>>583848519I say nigger regularly in matches you whiny ritual posting faggot
The ASSFAGGOTS curse>dota started with simple abilities that do one thing>all new dota heroes have 6 abilities in one>league of legends started with simple abilities that do one thing>all new league champs have 6 abilities in one>deadlock started with simple abilities that do one thing>all new deadlock heroes have 6 abilities in one>before releaseIf Infernus released today his flame dash would make him unstoppable, stun everybody he runs into and silence everyone on the map when it ends
>>583848642Not after the update you don't.
>>583848564Kill them all Rat King. Give your people a homeland they can never take away.
I'm actually cursed.I always get the 2/17 Haze on my team and i literally can not do anything about it.
he has pizza
>>583848697Yes you do if you are not a retard who can't read the room
harrow bros, 5th place is OURS
>>583848697Yes I fucking do you retard. I just know better than to start screaming nigger at the top of my lungs when uwueboy69 and his e-kitten are playing because them getting a lobby to mass report you WILL get you comm banned no matter what you say.
Are the rats actually the weakest part of Rat King's kit
>>583848801We are gonna make it
>>583848839why is /dlg/ so dumb
As soon as this fuckass 24 hour ban is up I'm testing out a Spirit Rat King build I just made (I have no idea how to build)
>>583848826>>583848790So you don't even call the right people nigger faggot. You sit there like a cuck watching them erp in all chat. You are a cuck faggot.
>>583848826>uwueboy69 and his e-kittendo those really exist in this game? i had a woman in a game but she just spoke twice and it was relevant to the game
>>583848734last ten games have been bumbling retards on my team while the other team is clearly coordinated
If you get comms restricted you're not allowed to play in Ranked but you can still play Normals, very odd. Implying anyone talks in ranked anyway
>>583848979>24 hr banwhat did you do and what colour is your skin?
>>583849039If they just let you play ranked with comms ban that would make this game way better.
>>583849061I started yelling at my teammates after I died. I'm white and my name is Kyle btw.
>>583849061Left an unranked game cause the game put me in my 3rd one sided match of the night and I wasn't dealing with that shit anymore White
Is there anything more satisfying than baiting emotional retards and getting them comm banned?
>>583848801HARROW, DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>583848519Posted it again award
>>583848347now that the dust has settled what the hell is this guy?mina has a line about him being some sort of cosmic enitey and several characters know he can read minds but what the hell is he?
>>583849335he's just the doorman
>>583849335he's the doorman
>>583849335a faggot character for faggot players
>>583848519Seekoids shouldn't talk, think of it as an educational lesson
at what elo do you stop getting the guys that perma sit in the jungle and are allergic to objectives and ending the game
>>583849401post most played characters right now
is this the perfect infernus build?
>>5838494031v1? I know you won't cuz you're a bitch faggot.
baked some silver themed cookies for you /dlg/!!!!!!!!
Ok after trying it out I think toxic bullets on baba is bad
>>583849532i don't get it
>>583849335it says it right there dude, he's the doorman
You have the super BBW Paige mod installed because you think it's funnyI have it installed because I have a fat woman fetish
>>583849407Never.
>>583849649she looks worse fat anon im sorry
>>583849407I think I was mid or high ascendant pre-ranked and in my experience you should stop seeing those kinds of players around whenever Valve announces EoS
I love Rat King's tiny lil rats
Danny will pull off the upset.Solomon will be relegated to fight for 4th place.
Ranked Street Brawl when? I feel guilty rolling sometimes.
>>583849740Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>583848980You are the cuckold faggot because you are chimping out in chat instead of ganking them while they type ERP. Do you also get mad at question marks?
>>583848653>NA-gger can't stop whinning about videogame designs that he couldn't playClassic
>>583848519This is some Reddit tranny who's desperate you (You)'s, you're too obvious
Returning player question. Genuinely what the hell did they do to ivy? I used to feel like I had impact playing her and she was my favorite, now my gun tickles people and my support tether is like 2 meters before it stops working, plus it's not even good anymore. If you can't play Ivy DPS or support than what is she made for besides being a taxi driver?
>>583849905danny is not an upsethow could a cool jetpack skeleton lose to some nigga
>>583850062>how could a cool jetpack skeleton lose to some niggaAmericans
Lmfao this nigga is chinese
I just realized Paradox is called Paradox because of Time Paradoxes but also because they're thieves who are all rich and that's a contradiction (i.e. a paradox)
>>583849532>chocolate chipsEeeeeeewwwwwwwww
>>583850058she's literally the highest winrate hero in the gameyou're doing something wrong
>>583849468Shiv might be the funniest thing ever
>>583849532
>>583850058bait
>rem dc'd for the first 6 minutes and we can't end because yoshi said so>he steals my sinner with the tower up right next to it>he actually didn't know it was there>can't talk to my teammates because they don't speak my language>they don't follow pings they probably think pull back is walk back a few steps and not don't throw the game on rift 2 people downlove standard
>>583850127Our HERO...
what song should I use for my vindicta epic frag montage
>>583850323propane nightmares
>>583850323boom boom boom boom i want you in my room
>>583850323Paralyzer
MinaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583850323three days grace of course
>>583850323009 sound system dreamscape
>>583850323Tiny Tim - Living in the Sunlight
>>583850127>checks build idwtf is metro smoking?
granny bros
>>583850397ThisAnd make cuts to cute cat pictures with tons of sparkly heart effects
>>583849335>what the hell is this guy?He's some sort of magical entity that used to torture human souls for kicks but he got bored so he took a job as a bellhop to people watch and get a taste at being on the other end of the equation.
>>583850323blink 182 fuck a dog
>>583849930I can gank them and tea bag them but it doesn't hit the same as after doing all that also telling them to kill themselves.
>>583850323flight of the valkyries
>another asian character that's got slanty eyes and big bushy eyebrowsEase up Valve
>>583850595When I saw her kit I thought it was too good, but I either haven't played with a good Baba yet, or she's just okay.
You need atleast an IQ of 120 to use a metro build
>>583850025I have been on here since 2009. Nigger faggot.
>>583850575Active ReloadGAWDS
Start buying lighting scroll on viper and infernus
>>583850241lol imagine if she sat on your face and her cookie was stretchy enough to cover your entire face that'd be crazy haha
Genuinely why would I not buy active reload
>>583850641You are getting killed before you can send the message because you are standing still while revealed on the map retard
>>583850575Your not ready for the diviners kevlar venator
>>583850895>put stun on ults that stun
>>583849532you bestiality faggots should be in jail
>>583851031It has a 3 second delay so your actually stunning back to back
>>583851101Blud genuinely saying this shit on 4chan
>>583850979No, retard I get comm banned and can't bully more troons. Because people like (you) allow it.
>>583850575>metro>anythingthere's a reason people collectively agree he's shit
>get home from work>euthanize an unranked game to warm up>go into ranked after and win three in a row
>>583851212If the comm bans weren't introduced you would still end up in LP for being a feeding faggot who keeps dying because he chimps out in chat instead of playing the game
>>583848839Yes probably, but I could see the argument for nades
>got put up against fucking Billy, Bebop, Drifter, Apollo, Rem, and Seven stackYoshi's vision?
>>583848839They are a bit inconsistent as opposed to weaver bugs, but if they run with the rats you get 5 rats easy which is satisfying
>>583850874Some active reload loreBack in the day metro lost his mind and was shilling green wraith claiming he could out trade anyone. He got a volunteer who picked haze and bought active reload and destroyed him
>>583851101loling @ u
>hardly see people voting for solomon anymoredeadman danny bros this is our time
>>583849335I assume he's some kind of deity but limited to his own realm.Outside of his hotel, he's basically like a powerless baby. (But still stronger than average human)
Does anyone actually use scalding tea on baba? I feel like fully channeling tea should give all effects maybe nerf barrier a little, maybe not as fun as picking between 3 effects
>>583847350>why is Bana not playedrequires a modicum of skill and practice unlike 99% of heroes so it filters the entire playerbase for having the complexity of a normal dota herothey will buff that hero and make her very accessible and it is going to be hell for months like with celeste
>>583849335some sort of bored god or minor god he is just doing a little trolling really
>>583851701it's great in lane
#graves nation
>>583851454Grenades scale with weapon and start obliterating squishy heroes by the time choke point objectives start
>>583851701Instead of channeling you should just be able to cycle through them with right click.
>>583851587>Paige is written as a genuine card carrying yume who genuinely reads shit like "Milking the Minotaur">the community goes SHE'S FOR THE GIRLIES anyway
>>583851876wtf was that billy doing all game
>>583851876good to see gun graves is performing in sentinel
I've been searching for a match for half an hour now.It was instant yesterday. What tha fuck?
>doing fine in start and middle of the match>by the end of the match feels like everyone is melting meman i gotta lern counter buys
Why is this so funny?
>>583850575I always rush ricochet at midgame. It just seems like such a power spike for team brawls and wave clears
>>583852116Locket, dispel and counterspell in every game will be viable in at least 75% of games.
>>583851984being a
if they were mad about people treating the crusader that shits on sinners like a crusader that shits on sinners to the point of nerfing him into the ground then why'd they bother adding him
>>583852141Because she doesn't look like she's at critical health. She looks like she's trapped in the closet with Mo and Krill who have just farted and she can't escape
>>583852141Vyper's portraits are straight up just:DD:
It's so funny how detailed the new models are and then vyper still looks like that
>want to be a Grey Talon main>got the aim skill suited for Graves
Why doesn't rat king's ult have the same cd as dynamo's?>win walkers>win rift>win rift even when the enemy team has resists>win mid
>>583851981they don't care about the actual characters they see an actually attractive woman and immediately have to go out of their way to try and ruin it
Yeah I've been thinking about killing people today
Brother Ali Muhammad Dhri'ftah, peace be upon him, has renounced his barbaric vampiric ways and opened his heart to the light of islam, he is currently finishing his studies of the Quran and is eager to join the fight against the catholic infidels.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kBCchQROhDwm1ggers being nooticed...
>>583852474his 1 has hitbox like half a lane wide
>take headshot items>aim vaguely at the top half of their body>constant headshot procs while slidingyeah I dont fight fair
>>583852601>sinclair DID NOT need THAT MUCH OF A NERF BROS>cf3yeah I'm gonna hear out probably one of the most sinclair biased players on this matter yup
Will Venator ever be allowed to be good?
is mirage muslim?
>>58385260170% of the damage in this game is spirit, no shit bullet res and metal skin suck
>>583852654This is why she deals less headshot damage.
>>583852772I WILL NOT FAIL INSHALLAH
>>583852772very likely considering jinns are heavily muslim inspired
>>583852852Yeah but whats 30 percent when I carry a garden hose full of bullets?
Haze marriage
>>583852852where do you even find the super secret hidden stats like that? I know rat king has less lifesteal
>>583848743ayyy lemme get a new york slice
>>583851981there's no straight women in western fandom
>>583852852grow up man
>>583848743How is rat king gonna feed his minions once all the humans are gone
>>583853069Hold tab and hover over your investment icons.
>>583852634I admit I am bad but that is hyperbole.
>teammate asked if I'm newI have 1200 hours...
>>583853398
>>583852589This was my funniest post today and i am very very sad you guys didn't give me any (you)s..............the Lash deadlock
>He doesn't get Titanic Magazine on Graves
>Friends gave up on playing normal games, only play street brawl now because there are less feel bad matches>Decide to play with them>Spam street brawl for like 3 days>Go back to normal deadlock>Macro is shit>Can't lane properly>Playing like garbageStreet Brawl legitimately destroys your brain. I'm never playing that shit again
>>583853575>no black lipstickone job
>>583853575Why would I need Titanic when I'm abusing Burst Fire on inclines for free
>>583853636it should be green anyways
why do standard games have to be a sweatfest compared to ranked
I want to fuck holiday because I cant get laid
havent played for 6 months and I come back to Ivy still being a S+++ cancer tier char good at everything while being annoying to kill and having impact all across the map. also I might be blind but I see no new items, which is literally what I'm most excited by because it changes build making for every single hero rather than just adding a new hero I might or might not like enough to play. and this is on top of them adding nearly 0 items in the several months before my break as well. how can there be so little change in so long in a developmental alpha game? I understand new heroes bring the most hype but what the fuck. WHERE ARE THE NEW ITEMS
>>583853629yeah i had a period after march (after the infamous balancing patch) where i didn't queue the normal mode and only did street brawls for monthsit made me fucking suck at the game when i started playing the normal game again
>>583848826>you can say nigger except in situations when you actually need to say it
>>583854123they said that the next major update is item centered
>>583854123Sorry 3 more months until items drop
reminder that Holliday has canonically taken 3 (three) (tres) different cocks multiple times
tales of standardmelee infernus
why do redditors think that the original roster are too basic mechanically compared to the new heroes. rat king is not significantly more complicated than abrahms
>>583852474ultbot or play gun (you don't need to aim because built-in split shot)barely related, but i haven't seen anyone buy split shot in centuries, last time i've seen it, it was a vyper shitter that couldn't play and went 2/9
Its crazy how pocket can just do all of that
>>583854336all 3 of those cocks are mine btw
>>583852772Djinns are Arabic folklore and they have a huge Islamic population so yeah
>>583854336all 3 of those cocks are from horses btw
>>583851981paige is written as an inhuman caricature of a caricature that exists to deserve violent abuse
>tresNiggas are just making up words now
>>583854415yamato is the easiest hero on the roster and snowballs immediately because she's inescapable because her grapple is point n click and goes through walls. she sticks out like a sore thumb now that more and more heroes get added
cute asian vampire hero when
the drifter all fours run is me when I get a whiff of paige's stinky unwashed pussy
>>583851448>Last game I was 14-6>Haven't been in low prio for 6+ months now eitherMassive cope.
fact: winrates tell the full story. you should be buying mystic reverb and healing nova on venator.
>>583855110His ult absolutely rapes if you imbue mystic reverb on it
>>583854346it's been popular on social media lately, with 1.5k damage on a single heavy
dis shi aint notn to me manim the driftahim 12 million years ouldim so violent n sick in de heedi cant teeel if i wanna kill mah opps or fuck em
>>583854957needs a big ol blood lollipop
drifter on the other team: unstoppable rapistdrifter on my team: 1/15
>>583855110Subtle wraith and haze downplaying
>>583854957dey gonna play... mah way
>>583855437https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/anecdotal
>>583851962Yea but they are countered by light melee which is cheaper than burning a stan or dispelI do think nades are better but I can see how someone brooling harder doesn’t value them as much as the rats
I don't understand how mokrill players keep dying so much
>>583854441I am liking gun more and more early. Was maxing Rain of Arrows 3rd but now I think I will max it second.
>>583852141No idea
>>583855437I swear this shit is like a universal rule
How does the token shit work? How many matches?
Paige actually is Cinnamon. Vyper x Paige soon.
>>583852141her voice is too sexy for that wack ass model
>>583855318>social mediaSo the reason I keep laning against infernus' that can't aim for shit and I parry rape for the last few days is because some nigger or broccoli put iut a tiktok on it? I fucking hate modern video games
>>583855843drag it to the new hero you want and you'll get itI think the number of matches decreases with each new hero
>>583855318?he doesn't have any scalingmight as well be doing it on pocket so you can blink after the punch
>>583851981>pretend lesbians headcannoning gender and sexual roles to fit their delusions
>>583855437Drifter when I: 0/5 in lane and 30/5 by endgame
>>583856012>headcannon
>>583853575does long range or sharpshooter actually affect her gun, I never bothered to check
>>583856071yeh
I just won a game by taking rift while everyone else was fighting for midboss :)
THEY dont want you to know about lighting scroll graves
>>583856183why would pocket not want me to know that? he can dodge the stun with briefcase
>>583856024is it possible to learn this power?
>>5838485642 points in bomb is really good as your first two points, it literally doubles the starting damage per explosion, makes his waveclear/early farm a breeze
>>583856183What are you talking about that was THE build back when she first came out
>>583856254>hethey
Now I just commend everyone every game and leave people to their ideations
>>583849905Phantom is the coolest rank.
Had a dream where i was getting the sloppiest head ever from silver after covering her rent, she is not particularly good at it
>>583856254>he
>>583850575running weighted now is just silly.
THEY dont want there to be a t3 upgrade to mystic shot
>>583856254DEATHY BAN THIS BIGOT
>>583856418DEATHY IM SO SORRY PLEASE DONT BAN ME
>>583856590why miku?
>>583856590i have hatsune miku fatigue
hating on Miku is reddit though
>>583856729Finally some decent fucking food
What happened to Violetsissies?Day one I saw everyone spam votes for her, but ever since Rat Nigga got in barely anyone votes for her anymore.
>>583856876no one ever voted violet
bros i want to be good with Holiday but my aim is so average
I'm supposed to go Transcendent Cooldown + Duration with Baba no? There's 0 reason not to have her 2 on all the time
>>583856876the vote system doesn't actually work, Valve only releases the new hero based on how much engagement they get on social media. Rat King literally proves this
>Apollo likes YamatoAs expected as the local warlord
Sweating in standard should be bannable in the same way not tryharding in ranked should be, it's actually insane you can't play a single standard without the enemy team being packed full of the same handful of braindead meta shit
>>583854336why doesn't she realize that she is a shitty person that destroyed her marriages
>>583857040don't buy transcendent cooldown unless you want item cooldown
I think Molly Molenzo FUCKING SUCKS
>>583856876moved to harrow when people pointed out her huge tits
>>583857168retard, if that were true solomon would have 100% been next. It's anyone could talk about everywhere
Is it just me or are the Archmother's new lines a lot more I don't know upbeat and animated? Don't even know how to describe them, the old ones are a lot more monotone and stoic.
Doorman is so op in pisslow lmao
Archmommy
>>583857040Even if you go full retard into duration/cooldown you will have 4 seconds downtime so I’d keep it to just the sup duration and sup cooldown
>>583857934>"Arch"mother>no feetuhh, yoshi?
>>583857895I agree actually, some returning VAs havent been as good as before, same with Rem and Viscous
>>583857927people tell me he's high skillcap and whatever because doors and kidnapping but you can just walk into fights and blow everyone up with bells and he's one of the easiest spirit nukers to get value out ofhelps that it's impossible to be caught because doors and ult. what a funny little guy
>>583850323penis music
>pocket's -15% isn't even shielded from diminishing returns>thishumiliatheyon ritheyal
since the map update, my eyes hurt when I play the game
heard someone say all the deadman danny people dont actually play deadlock. what do we think of this?
>>583858418I wonder who made this post
Baba is in fact not jewish because she actually pays taxes.
>>583850323the kill - 30 seconds to mars
>>583858561no clue where that is coming fromI have noticed that every player with Violet in their name is horrifically bad at the game so it's true for her voters
>>583858561i'm the only fucker voting nurse harrow in my matches
>>583856527Was she at least enthusiastic enough to make up for it
>>583858561projecting solomon voters
>>583856262Yes my pupil.First you must be against a haze or infernus or other equally aids lane opponent who melts your ass immediately because Yoshi feels like carries should always gape your asshole.Next you somehow harass them to about 20% health while being at near 100% yourselfFinally you aggress them while not looking where your bot laning partner is and even though you pinged they don't go in and somehow you end up getting melted in half a second. Repeat several times and recover by roaming and eating the haze loot piniata you cultivated early game
if Mina really wanted to be a Fairfax, why won't she just rape Pocket? she should rape Pocket until she knows she is pregnant, fast forward to 9 months and she can walk to Fairfax Industry and tell Pocker Sr. that he has a grandson.boom instant fucking money
KEEP YOUR EYES ON MY BALLS BOYS AND GIRLS
>>583858976She's a vampire now, kids are off the table.
>>583858561It's the Solomon voters that don't play Deadlock. That's why they lost two times and might lose a third.
>>583858976because she luvs him
>>583859083>That's why they lost two times and might lose a third.Yoshi said last vote was close. Solomon is 3rd Danny is 4th Harrow is 5th and the art*st is last.
>>583858976>implying Pocket "They/Them[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27][28][29][30]" Fairfax has a functioning penis
>>583859223>mina finally rips xhis pants off>there's a vagina
how do people die 5+ times in lane?
how do people die more than 3 times before 20 minute mark?
can we nerf Stat Check King again?
>>583848583>Didn't do anything wrongThat Sinclair cosplayer outside of the valve office earned Yoshi's ire
>>583858418Harrowchads can't stop WINNING
>>583859461>>583859381same game
>Go in and tank the fight>My teams are drooling retards that can't hit enemies, and also not doing much>Be a selfish ass and never engage unless the team is being targeted, and I can focus on the enemies without taking any risk>Gain success and kills this wayTell me, why shouldn't I play more selfishly and bait these mouth breathing subhumans
>>583849335Archmother's son (his keys replicate her spiked halo/crown when he ults)
They should update the game so Pocket is a revenant or amalgam or fusion or something, or maybe imply he's possessed by the briefcase in some way(like his old corrupted hand). That way Pocket can be a they cause he's multiple possible souls and they don't gotta undo his they them pronouns. Also do it as a lore event or something ala Wraith King like the briefcase is progressing. It's a surefire hit and it'll close the door on the gender question(he's male and he/him and you are a man too)
>>583859525>play like retard>lose>play smart>winwow
>>583859381they keep thinking theyre better than they are, because whenever they overextend and feed they just scream "WHERE IS MY [lane partner]"
>>583859636why are you guys so obsessed with how pocket is referred to.
>>583859525baiting is THE optimal way to play wraith in soloq. massive boost to winrate. not baiting on wraith = instalose
Wraith King hero when
is dashfernus the best way to play the hero?
>>583859783imagine if it was pre nerf
>>583859636That's already in the lore. Arin's cloak and briefcase are separate entities. It's the nb troons that won't let Valve capitalize on it.
>watching dialogue video>someone (forgot) call pocket arin>see a comment saying ARE THEY DEADNAMING POCKET?wut
>>583859869>we've gone from "pocket uses they/them to further obscure their identity" to "pocket is their enby name! :3"
>>583859783>dashfernus>look inside>most nonsensical orange item choices of all time for gun 4.8k + qsr for some reason. these 3 items in place of healbane (1600) because... ???>literally 0 antiheal>on fucking infernus>leech instead of infuser for 'dashfernus'
I hate that new updates bring in sewer mutant retards
>>583860219>ending game with eggholy based
>>583860219why didn't you draw the game out longer so he could hit his egg hyper powerspike.
>>583857895>retarded underages constantly spammed "ArChMoThEr NeEdS RiZz">new lines have AM awkwardly more animated in random new voicelines>completely misses the point of her in the first placegreat...
>>583860219WHOS THE KING OF THE RATS BOYS
>>583859693I don't like encouraging people to not accept who they were born as nor do I like people who cannot accept it in my games
>>583860450have you ever thought that maybe you should mind your own business.
>>583859693How ironic
>>583858221Viscous is weird. It's like they lost the preset for the pitch adjustment or something.
>>583860503I just think genderfaggy shit is disgusting and you should all be skinned alive. It's shrimple really
>>583860503>le holocaust wasnt bad because i wasnt there
who has the best and worst voice acting?
>>583860575Wouldn't be the first time, this has happened at least a dozen times in dota
>>583860717The Drifter is the best, the Doorman is the worst.
>everyone 30k+ damage done>baba has 14kholy fuck hit an ability
>>583860717best voice acting = doorman or vyperworst voice acting = honestly probably drifterMatt Mercer is so fucking overrated.
>>583860776>I bought this
>>583860776retard
>>583860717vyper is the best mirage is worst
>>583860575They will fix that soontm
edded tu blooo
>whats in Pocket's briefcase?>who created Victor?>what is Rem?>is Kelvin really Kelvin?>who is the Troubadour?>were Seven and Kelvin GAY?>what is the deal with Abrams tome?>what is Viscous trying to alert everyone about?>what is Doorman?>every update adds another line with another character expressing some vague crumb trail about how something is not somethingSome mystery is good. Some mystery is appropriate for a setting about the paranormal, but I think they're going a bit overboard. At some point the game is just going to a lot of "x is looking for the truth" and a bunch of characters with lines like "You aren't going to like what y is really about" and other mystery box shit. I like the characters who have clear motives and goals more than just endless what ifs, cause too many of those and it's just interesting
>20k hero damage Vyper in a 50 minute game>8-15 Yamato>squishy-fuck full damage Billy>retards like these are still legally allowed to breathe the same air as me, let alone use the internet at all>fucking 8 loss streak trying to get my 15 Standard wins to unlock a hero for ranked because of fucking triple gorilla nigger update tourists blatantly feeding trying to play the game like as if it were their usual hero shooter slop where you just mindlessly headbutt each other like apes for 10 minutes and fucking building wrong on retarded eceleb tranny builds
I actually do not like Vyper for one reason in particular, it's that she doesn't come across as a believable criminal. Yes, she is bad at it, but she lacks edge.I think this is fixable, though. Just give her a voice line where she doesn't sound like she has no idea what she's doing, but instead a little idea of what she's doing as a criminal.
Insane that nobody ever buys torment pulse on Baba
>>583860717>bestvyper, kelvin, bebop, mina, celeste, graves>worstwarden, paradox, victor, shiv, gt, billy
>>583861010it's in the lightbringer build dumbfuck
>>583860717>bestVyper and Venator>WortMcginnis and Wraith
>>583860984inserting lore development in a multiplayer game is retarded as it diverts resources away from the main focus: the gameplay. see overwatch and r6s
>>583860984There will be VN story mode don't worry anonLike Geist having 3 endings of either relinquishing oathkeeper to fairfax, dying to oathkeeper or killing herself and sealing oathkeeper in the Antartic
>>583861151different people working on different things is an insane concept to grasp
>>583860717>bestVyper>worstPocket and Graves
>>583861061I kinda love Shiv's voice acting.
>>583861151>see overwatchBlizzard's pathetic attempt at trying to make their own esports league was what sucked up all their resources.
>>583861151retard
>>583861010Everybody buys torment pulse on Baba now
>>583861151Zoomers dont read this is their equivalent of getting into fantasy/sci-fi books
>>583861151Its confirmed that Deadlock will have story mode, moronGeist and Ivy story mode already got leaked
>a bunch of new paradox lines are about how she doesn't wear that thing on her head all the timeit's just odd to hear, it is obvious i don't think i've seen people actually think it's her actual head
>>583860219God fucking forbid a nigga have fun
>>583860717>Bestdebatable>WorstGraves 100000000%
>>583861190fuck up cunt, adding jobs diverts funds/workers from more important tasks. hiring a writer for a game instead of additional developers means same update speed but with le epic story instead of better updates at the same speed or same updates at a faster speed
>>583850323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhSVQDaUNg4
>someone buys Juggernaut>my fire rate is slowed to a fucking crawl even with Ricochet and Spiritual Overflow and now I do no damage in fights without them even doing anything to warrant placing such a fat fucking debuff on me with NO COOLDOWN if ANY of my bullets touch them at allFucking delete this degenerate ass item already. Imagine how bad it is when someone runs up on you with Juggernaut AND Suppressor. This shit is disgusting.
>vaBaba is the worst by far
>>583861443Valve is just too broke to hire a writerretard
>>583861347>I had fun by ruining 5 other's funkys stupid nigger
>>583861462>Headed to Blue
>>583861498suffer more m1faggot
god I wanna explore every fold, every nook and cranny of silver's doggy pussy with my tongue fuck I need it so bad
>>583861559Valve is broke. They're a private company, which means no outside investment. Steam barely makes enough money to pay for itself, and aborted projects like HL3 ate up all the money that HL2 and L4D made. Ironically it is TF2 that helps fund Deadlock's development cycle, because TF2 is on maintenance mode.All of this is because of Gaben's retarded decision not to just get a board of directors that would help steer the company towards profit.
>>583860219>Rat KingDoesn't matter. As long as he puts his ults in team fights, he already brings value even if he's 0/15
i could never fathom the cucked mentality of holding onto your teamfight ult during a teamfight>ooough but i might only catch 3 of the 5 people fighting oooohtoo anyone who's ever antsy about using their ult - kindly kill yourself
>>583861498Might as well just fucking delete Silver from the game while you're at it.That Item is the only reason she isn't bottom 1.
violet tomorrow!!!
>>583861732>saying the exact opposite of the truthShut the fuck up kike, you're not getting your venomous claws into Valve.
>>583860717Doorman has the best by far, I don't know from what theater they got his VA from but they should hire more like him.
>>583861732>Ironically it is TF2 that helps fund Deadlock's development
>>583861498>juggernaut>doing anything at all past the first 15 minuteslmao, just say you don't know how -firerate and +firerate interact bro
>>583861868Anyone but Solomon would be the funniest thing
>>583861868see you on the 19th, BUM
>>583861818That tranny hero deserves to be dogshit, so it's just another reason to delete Juggernaut.
>>583861868Violetfags are lying that she's going to be the next Invoker to inflate her vote counts.
>>583862057nobody cares about whatever dotaflop that is.
>>583861498Your Active Reload? Your Burst Fire? Your Blood Tribute? Your Fury Trance? Your Vampiric Burst? Your Surge of Power? Your Mercurial Magnum? Your Spellslinger? Your Frenzy? Your statue buffs?
>>583861909Nah, -firerate simply should not ever be passive and should require actually going up to the target and interacting with them to proc.
The sooner we get violet in, the sooner I can stare at her feet
>>583862020>m1gger calling anyone else a trannyL to the MAO.
>>583860898>mirage is worsthttps://deadlock.wiki/images/4/49/Mirage_use_power3_01.mp3
>>583862163I'm trans and I don't play m1 hero's. Unless Mirage counts.
>>583862154Is she really barefeet? I will start voting for her if so
What videos or content creators should I look up to actually learn what to do? I don't know how to take fights, I'm usually last in farm, my laning sucks, and I usually only do well with M1 characters up close like Drifter or Venator.
>>583862143>Active Reload and Fury TranceNo one keeps this beyond early game>Burst FireStill cucked enough by Juggernaut to not clear fights, especially if they also have Plated Armor>Blood TributeNobody uses this. Nobody should either.>Vampiric BurstNot applicable to EVERY M1 hero since some also do Spirit damage like Infernus, Seven and Mina.>Surge of Power and Mercurial MagnumBuff is too short compared to Spiritual Overflow while having equivalent Fire Rate buffs to one another.>SpellslingerNobody fucking builds this.>FrenzyDoesn't help if you're not low HP.>>583862163Troons play Spirit characters and Silver.
>>583862536Deathy is the only one that makes content like that for Deadlock.
>>583861326>Its confirmedIf something being in the files means it's confirmed and not up in the air as to whether or not it'll see the light of day I have a bridge to sell you. >They put a lot of effort into it, of course they wouldn't scrap itAnd it'll take much more work to implement it and finish it. Neon Prime, for example, or the multiple projects that make it into the news where Valve started work on them and then canceled the whole thing, to say nothing of concepts that never made it to the light of day in actually released games. No, I'm not saying it'll never happen. I'm saying we can't use "confirmed" just because it's in the files. Another good example would be the model updates we get leaks of that we will never see, that's a lot of work to scrap.
>>583862536don't watch deathy like the other retard said unless you want to suck.look for a high ranked streamer and see if they're good and take notes on what they do.
melee baba...this is the waymelee baba is the way
>>583862560>no one keeps 40% spirit resist (highest of any item) + 32% fire rate (4th highest of any item) beyond early gamewat>nobody should use blood tributewat
Has anyone else been having issues with the game in this latest patch? I used to never run into problems but the first game I try to play tonight, first my audio just completely cuts out, restart the game and try to reconnect, load back in but on my end I'm still stuck in the loading screen but I can still hear the game going on and my character doing shit.
>>583862672also you can just use the in-game spectate, the matches shown first are always the highest rankedd matches being actively played.pick a player playing a character you play and see what they do that works and see what they do that doesn't.
>>583862672I didn't suggest that he watch Deathy I just said he's the only one that makes that content.
>>583862536ashires
>>583862754YESI have to regularly reboot the game because of a fucking memory leak
Anyone having memory leak problems need to stop being poor.
>>583860730The way they pitched Necrolyte's voice was criminal.It's like he is on helium now.
more like little saint jawns am i right crumbums
For me? It's Vindicta.
>>583862536I just got this in my recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22HGdxs47I
>>583862150It's a 6400 item. It should be good.
>>583860717It's no use.People are too retarded to differentiate between good voice acting & good script / dialogues.
>>583862057yeah>oh but she has three br-so? at best they are effects after she casts an ability, nothing indicates she will have 10 abilities
>>583859679>get guy kinda sorta low>retard dives for kills when you have no stamina dodging spirit nukes
>>583863363That needs buffs, yes
>>583860991vyper's a weird case where she gets caught so easily but always manages to slip out anyways
>>583863237You forget the brief(day I think? It was patched quick) where they accidentally did the reverse and he was pitched down and slowed by like 800%. The sound guys at Valve are truly something
>>583863653I don't have a problem with Vyper being a comedically bad criminal, but she needs some reason to be at the ritual competence-wise and her voice lines should better reflect that.That's all I'm saying.
>>583861559>>583861732>Valve is brokeImagine thinking this. Imagine thinking this AFTER they just spent millions of dollars to make an example out of patent trolls and spend countless thousands on making their own hardware for shit like VR.
>>583861732>>583861559>valve is brokeare you niggers serious? lmao
Can I get a vibecheck?Which heroes did you see were getting voted the most?
Are heavy melees even worth doing in high elo lobbies? Still learning but they are super easy to parry especially with the visual and audio cues.
does crumbum mean you have a dirty ass
>Valve is broke
>>583863931Danny.Legit think Solomon is going 4th.
>>583863931i see a lot of solomon, followed by danny and violet with danny having a slight edge. harrow voters don't exist.bonerbros WWA
>>583863931I see a lot of Solomon votes during American hours and then nothing but Danny beyond that.
>Valve is brokePut this up on a pedestal as the single most retarded thing anyone has ever said in /dlg/ historyIt should be the OP every thread for a month
>>583863986only when they are stunned
>>583861732why are tf2 fags like this? That game makes valve pennies
>played against a tank baba who went full silence build>if you get hit by it, it silences you for 10 trillion yearsfucking hell, its AOE too
>tf2 fags have become so schizophrenic they unironically think they make valve more money than csgo
>>583864194You're a retarded Valvedrone.Steam is bleeding money, Valve is bleeding money as well, the company can barely put out a product to sell. Gabe Newell has no idea how to run a business and his entire business plan runs off of "I didn't like how they did things at Microsoft", meanwhile Microsoft is a trillion dollar company while Valve is going to need a bailout soon.
>>583863931It depends on the match. Had a game recently where everyone but me voted for Violet. Yoshi said last vote was close. (IE russians and eurotards rigged the vote.) Solomon is next Danny is 4th Harrow is 5th and Violet is last. Screencap this.
just had an apollo on my team with 17 deaths who did nothing but slam into the enemy team and would start typing and stop without ever saying anythingthis game needs an avoid as teammate button yesterday holy fuck
>>583863931a surprisingly high amount of danny votes, a lot of solomon votes (but it feels like less solomon votes than danny, i swear he used to get voted more before baba got in) and an also surprisingly increased amount of harrow votesviolet votes are rare, almost non-existant (lmao)here's the last 5 games i bothered screenshottingdanny bros we can clutch this shit, BELIEVE
My predictions is danny beats solomonSolomon comes next unless people meme violet upThen harrow last
why are mina and drifter able to enter my base despite not being invited in?
>>583864504>4 harrow voteswhat the fuck
>>583864567Because they were invited to the Ritual, and the Ritual covers the entire area of the map.
>>583864424>Steam is bleeding moneyLmafo. Bro can't be deadass.>meanwhile Microsoft is a trillion dollar companyThis benifits nobody but some faggots in suits with funny last names whats your point?You got any proof Steam is losing money or did you just make this one up too?
>>583864504Silver spotted!
>>583864417who started that anyways? i've seen it spread around so much
>>583862154>>583862441And this is why Violet should go last. Footfags are jeet-tier subhumans.
>>583864417actually hilarious
>>583864424I genuinely don't have an image that accurately conveys how funny this post is
>>583864659Let's take out Silver!!!
>>583863931i see a lot of violet votes
>>583853575Cute hebe.
>>583853230He hasn't thought of that (third worlder mentality).
>>583864473You'd never get into another game again cause 80% of this playerbase is either update tourist normgroids, mudskins or foids/troons and all 3 are dogshit at this game.
>>583854002because ranked is just gambling
>>583864665Multiple tf2 youtubers are trying to spread this narrative in hopes valve gives them a update because they have gotten that desperate
baba
>>583865407i have no idea why they decided to make her a spirit melee brawler but i'm so glad they did
are people who play street brawl okay
Who's Deadlock's equivalent of the w+m1 Pyro playstyle? Abrams? Silver? Victor?
>>583865579Graves.
>>583862721>heavies me>parrydoes it again>parry>does it again>parry>this doesn't matter because i have to parry more than i can deal damage and it gives their team time to come fuck me up
>>583865656Does she have airblast?
>>583865557lol taunted
>>583865660>they parry my heavy>kick them away>they almost always start panicking and flinch a parry when i walk up
>>583865407Abrams rape victim
>>583865660my favorite thing to do with her legs when people parry is weave in a lmelee immediately after the hmeleepeople never expect itbaba is so fucking fun man
>>583865732she's on my team
>>583865720You asked for w+m1 pyro
>>583865805So who has airblast?
>>583865720>wm1>airblastfucking retard
>>583865557brawl is for mentally handicapped mouthbreathers, this kind of behaviour is what you should be expecting
Hey so Baba is fucking cancerRemove the pull on her thread, remove her silence, and reduce her spirit stealAnyone who disagrees with this is wrong
>>583865863No one has airblast (thank god), I wasnt asking about that
>>583861498Unstop suppresses all negative status effects. It doesn't just stop incoming disable.Like if you are Afterburning to death you can survive by popping unstop.
>>583865948I disagree
>>583865948as long as they don't touch her 2 at all i agree wholeheartedly
>trannies are now calling the other team racist for voting HarrowThe cope from Solomon fags
>>583862560holy bricklow opinion....
>>583865557street brawl should just be random hero select by default, change my mind (and if you aren't already doing that you're a faggot)
I really hope Victor is as fun in the regular mode as he is in Street Brawl.
Can yoshi nerf rat king already so I can actually play my husband? I just want to BROOOL and farm votes for danny boy...Only get to play 1 rat king out of 7 brools tonight
HARROW SITEHARROW BOARDHARROW GENERALHARROW THREAD
>>583866075I keep telling people that Solomon's race is the only reason anyone likes him. His chess motif doesn't mean shit to anybody.
>>583866182I like the chess guy in the park because I'm a chess nerd, but yeah I'm in the minority there.
>>583866182i like the chess motifbut i also like everyone besides violet more so yeah lol
venator is the only character i want to play but he's so unfathomably dogshit but he's apparently unlikely to be buffed because he's good in pro playshould i just quit now and save myself the frustration
>you can zoom in and out in the hideoutwtf why no one told me this
>>583866371he's not dogshit, you're just bad at the game and he's a particularly hard character to get a grip on too
>highest kills>2nd lowest deaths>lowest net worthi'm playing drifter so my jungle clear is fucking aids, am I really being punished for not being a good little janny and sitting in lanes instead of killing faggots in their jungle?
>>583866480you're being punished for not breaking shit like the hobo you are
>>583866430every time i've tried another character i've done relatively well, he's definitely the problem
>>583866480You should still get waves on Drifter but hit boxes while walking around killing people and you should be up on souls
>>583866371venator is the hardest m1 and i'm not even talking about aim
ALWAYS get boots on drifter
>>583863931its seriously comedic how much americans like Solomon. they really do worship niggers
Now that the dust has settled we can finally agree that Rat King and Baba are dishonest yeah?
>>583866371Just m1gger him in Street Brawl
>>583866419Yoshi said this in the major patch notes
>>583866745Sprint boots is really nice to have on every hero. You can upgrade it to Enduring Speed later (S tier item).
>>583866759Only rats ult is dishonest, everything else is honest tank chadism
Start getting juggernaut on EVERY hero
Start getting tankbuster on viper
>>583866838I buy Enduring Speed every game. Truly goated item
>>583866807i dont really read them
let her in the bar
>>583866986His armor is the very definition of dishonest.
>>583867205She only drinks blood, what was she doing in a human bar anyway?
>winning ranked game>retards on haze and calico ambush 5k health tanks and get wiped repeatedly beyond 30mcan I report them for this
>>583866182the chess motif is the entire reason im interested in the character because it signifies an interesting kit to me
>>583861732>All of this is because of Gaben's retarded decision not to just get a board of directors that would help steer the company towards profit.you mean like the ones for sony that signed off on concord?
>>583867398Confirms the Drifter is gay.
>>583861151Overwatch lore is circumstantial in matches that technically aren't canon to the story at all (they are simulations), hence why it doesn't work. Even Rivals did it better at this because their lore is actively happening, and said interactions/matches are canon (outcome is debated)Deadlock's matches are technically a stale timeline, the whole point is that everyone needs lore to understand why they are working to get a favor for the patron, and the "deadlock" is the two gods fighting.
>>583867205Seriously why did she chose rosita lopez as a fake name?
>seven is a gay fashion nigga>drifter is a gay fashion nigga>they're both the most evil people in the settingWhat did Valve mean by this?
>>583867537drifter is a gentleman with no untoward preferences or designs on young women
>>583867537>seven>evilbad bait
>>583867479i think he just takes a lot of peoples coats after he...yknow *cutting motion across throat*CRRRTTTTTKKKTH
>>583867238>No burst damage>Can't kill confirm>Huge hitbox>No movement or get out of jail card>No sustain>Can't chaseHis armor is the only thing saving him.
>>583867537people into fashion are scum
>>583867616You are gay.
>>583848347Wake me up when they stop pozloading the character designs and add some goonerbait heros
>>583867537>fashion talk>constant mention of mimosas>"magnanimous" overuseOne of the first things you learn as a writer is to not repeat yourself.
>>583867690this is how I imagine solomon
>>583867254Alcoholic blood
>>583867690name one thing i said that was gay, one thing, go ahead one thing, thats what i thought, heh see that shit?
>>583867742Ivy doesn't wear a shirt
>>583867742>Goonerbait heroesAlready exists
>>583867989>*cutting motion across throat* CRRRTTTTTKKKTH
Solomen.
>>583867254this was before vampirism
i don't think i've been a part of such a horrendous team in a while now goddamn
>>583868182Oh, that does make it funnier.How long has she been a vampire, anyway? A year or two?
>>583868184I can't even comprehend dying on ivy, stone form and fly get her out of anything
>>583868253she died 4~5 times in lane and fucked it to the point I couldn't recover at all
>>583859693THEY are important for representation because lgbtqiap+ issues are relatively unknown in 2026 and we need more positive role models for unsterilized children to help THEM sterilize themselves because there also isn't enough of that and it's relatively unknown in 2026
Why can infernus take my walker in 5 seconds?
>>583866063I just want 100% uptime on the 2, they can gut the rest of her 2bh
>>583868480heheheheheh you see that shit
>>583867205Impregnate that vampire
>>583868240I think the wedding was supposed to happen 5 years before the events of the game, so some time after that.
>70k souls advantage>3 rejuvs>Still not ending the gameYeah, the game is retarded for not having a surrender button.
>>583868240retarded illogical lore
>>583867792>constant mention of mimosasThe Baroness has the best in town why wouldn't everyone wanna talk about em?
>>583868843It's fine to talk about those specific mimosas, but there are other references to mimosas scattered around that have nothing to do with the Baroness's. It's like it is the only drink in this universe.
here in /dlg/ we drink masculine drinks like screwdrivers
I fucking hate pocket, can they remove him from the game already.
>>583868240She became one at some point after Pocket's almost assassination 5 years before the ritual.
>>583868931Remove who from the game? Second part of the sentence doesn't make sense
>>583861732>Steam barely makes enough money to pay for itselfI know its bait but fuck man, this one is too funny.
>>583867792you can just say it sucks, no need to invent fake rules of good writing to make a point.
>>583868913this but throw some dog cum in there
>>583865557Paradox, Graves and Vindica players always act like the biggest fucking tryhards everywhere.
>>583868895Outside of Silver Moe&Skill and Doorman I can't think of any other lines about mimosas. And all three of them are talking about the Baroness.
wat da hell
>>583869127>you can only say it sucks, you can't say how or why it sucksRetard.
>>583869215for someone who's so into "good writing" you sure missed the point of that post.
Real shame you're not allowed to have fun as soon as the enemy realizes they can just deathball without any consequences.
>>583869287Your point was that avoiding repetition was a "fake rule", when nobody is establishing any finite "rules", just that you should avoid making different characters sound the same or make the reader feel they've seen a certain phrase before. Which is just common sense.
>>583869408yeah maybe you should go write your own deadlock or something instead of pretending to be a sophisticated writer on 4chan.apparently good writing means a bunch of people that live in the same city can't talk about the same things.
>>583868895They're all directly referencing the baroness except for the lash one.
I don't see how you can come back from losing lane phase.If me or my team died twice in the lane, I'm just gonna give up on the game and afk farm.
>>583869637That Lash line has been in the game since release, probably before they ever had the idea for The Doorman. Cool that they ran with it.
>>583869386That's the """tempo""" meta there, you can thank the twelve autistics who participate in Nighsift for "exploiting" a strategy involving comeback mechanics a month ago that barely even worked.
>>583869193You have to tryhard to not get gangraped as Vinny
>>583869386look up what happens to the bounty when six people kill one person.the counter is to actually split up further and take all their shit.
Why do so many people lie and pretend that they can salvage a situation like this? With the vast majority of characters the game is literally out of your hands at this point.
>>583869927Because they are assholes that want you to keep going out the door and get killed so they can enjoy bullying others while not ending the game.
unicorn go sky
>>583870183why is your game so strange
>>583870237its my transgender-made performance config
>>583870183is that the elden ring tree?
valve there has to be better mm somehow, every 2nd game cant just be rape central where 1 side is stacked with 1 tricks and smurfs with ridiculous stats
yep, call me the rat god
>>583870387That would require this not being a MOBA.The whole game is built around one team gaining an advantage that lasts until the end.
>>583869191WHY ARE YOU GAE
>>583869823No, you really do not, she's pretty busted in street brawl since you just automatically win if the enemy team doesn't all get knockdown.
https://x.com/deadlockesport/status/2108397671417250068>The shop rework was also supposed to introduce new item types and a complete overhaul of the shop's balance.>However, Valve postponed the idea despite having completed many of its components to nearly 100%. This was reportedly because the developers weren't willing to risk introducing complex mechanics in the CNS update. Adding Broker was one of the few risks they were willing to take, but it was met with negative feedback. As a result, Valve will most likely rework many of these systems from scratch.
Ay Apollo can a nec come in you crib
>>583870387>>583870498Risk of Deadlock will save the game
>>583870659negative feedback from who?
Anon who showed that Paige mod working, please lemme know how, I need this.>>583860717>BestVyper, Doorman, Venator, Paradox, Lash, Seven, Billy and somehow even Calico all heavily elevate their dialogues and at this point their voices are sometimes even the main reason why people play them.>WorstBaba, Pocket, Savannah from Sinclairs, Silver and Violet from what we've heard, only because in those cases it's the script carrying them, hard.
>>583870712Me. What are you going to do about it?
>>583870506it's not gay if it's a different specieslol jk it is and I don't give a FUCK
>>583870659if they thought the broker was going to be seen as positive they are incredibly out of touch holy shit.
>>583860717>bestEveryone except Violet>worstViolet
>>583870506>>583870813 (me me)also I'm a bi-chad
What if I want a comfy yamato game but then the Patron said "There's a baba on the enemy team"
>>583870659The Broker was not met with negative feedback what the fuck are these retards talking aboutLiterally everyone was saying it was silly and fun and also made it so games would actually fucking end in a reasonable timeframe
>>583869823People lock the fuck in to rape her. Any other character you have to beg your teammates to counter
>>583870659I think Corrupted items are fun in Street Brawl but not general matches mostly because people dont know what to pick. In SB who cares, is the fuck around mode so it's fine.
>>583870791gonna 'unt you down
>>583871046I think knockdownposting is memed enough that the average player actually knows it works, but no one is drawing memes of Drifter shitting his pants because you disarmed him
>>583870498it wasn't this bad before the ranked update, even street brawl is fucked
>>583870659Corrupted items just needs a set of predetermined negative stats rolls instead of EVERYONE GETS THE SAME NEGATIVE STATS ROLLS and making some corrupted items incredibly op while getting fuck all negatives
>>583870974>play game for 30 minutes>suddenly it becomes a dice roll of who won the negative effects lottery on their strongest itembet you liked it when mario party just gave someone a random star on the last turn too, faggot.and no it's not "fair" because everyone has the same pool of item mods.
Honestly, I like how straight-forward the Rat King is. Definitely going to add him to my main roster.
Doing a survey here. How often do you even have a comeback match?For me, it's always one sided and only like 10% of the games able to comeback.
>>583871126maybe erotic fanarts is the meta to teach the community
>>583868034you lack whimsy
I think Mina is the single highest agency character in the game bc you can be an off carry and annoy the enemy hard carry with oppressive poke and sustain+ find them in their own jungle, transition to a gun carry with the ricochet + on hit silencer/inhibitor/siphon/toxic if needed, delete objectives, win team fights with ur ultwins lane wins latewins objectives
>>583871414I'm not sure if the erotic part is necessary
>>583871126it pisses me offpeople should be buying phantom strike, the real vindicta gigarape item
>>583871532It really is, when a Vinny players unlocks their third eye and starts buying Counterspell Knockdown starts to genuinely suck
>>583871609It was genuinely such a mistake when they allowed Vindicta to use items and parry midair in the same patch>Knockdown 1 gets dispelled>Knockdown 2 gets counterspelled
>>583870659Too comprehensive to be anything but larpThis retard leaker always gets the broadstrikes right but overcommits and goes full retard with everything else
>>583871126>Drifter shitting his pants because you disarmed him80% of your hp is already gone from the rend
>>583871609i've never seen a vindicta not buy dispel/counterspell for their 4.8k green so i always buy phantom strike into herdepending on the hero you're using it's literally a free kill against her no matter the situation
when is next character release, every Tuesday?
>>583871126>no one is drawing memes of Drifter shitting his pants because you disarmed himBecause no character is as gigafucked by counter items as Vindicta, since flight is both offense, defense, mobility, positioning etc. without it she is nothing, which is why she sucks.If you disarm a Drifter he just takes off half your health with rend if he's running spirit.
>>583859627that's a cool theory
>>58387193917 hours, every tuesday & friday
>>583871939TOMORROW
God I can't wait to finally be able to play Baba tomorrow
>>583859627He seems to like both patrons, so maybe he was created by their eternal rivalry? He does have Hidden King's colors.
>>583871741as a vindicta main it was a very odd choice but let's be honest vindictas were never really winning any games at the best of times
>>583871454>wins late
>>583869918Ok, so I've split pushed and now all 5 of them instantly teleport to their Green Walker from Yellow Walker milliseconds after they killed it. Their 6th? Just got Blue walker for free since they just bulldozed the rest of the team
>>583871741Wow now the character isn't entirely countered by 6.4k worth of items over two heroes but one 6.4k item on one hero.
>Just wanna get high and have some fun in standards>Every match the enemy team is full meta balls to the walls sweating>Denying non-stop>Hyper aggressive>camping sinners>ganking non-stopIt's so obvious when people get raped in ranked so they go to norms where people aren't going to be trying so hard so they can mend their egos
>>583871741Vindicta could always use items midair.I partially agree on the parry thing, I think no flyer should be able to parry midair because for some ungodly reason Talon and Kelvin were allowed to (P.Strike still doesn't work against Kelvin btw).The real issue is that Vin is disproportionately dependent on her flying ability to a degree no character is so any anti-flying measures punish her harder than anybody else.
>>583872407i know you invented a fake scenario in your mind but you don't even have to take walker, even just stealing a few jungle camps from their side of the map makes you more money than they gained from 6v1ing your teammate on the other side of the map.this game has sufficient anti-deathball measures, but it's a somewhat hidden mechanic so your random teammates will never take advantage of the other team deathballing.
>>583872584blame valve for forcing 15 wins before you can take a character into ranked
>>583872584>Every match the enemy team is full meta balls to the walls sweating>Denying
>>583872758>left out 90% of the post
>my team>literal infants who just got the invite, have no idea what builds are, probably only here to fap to mina and graves yuri>enemy team>esports pros, 10000 hours in DOTA and Deadlock combined, no job, spend all their waking hours playing DeadlockOr maybe you just suck?
>>583872949this but unironically
>>583872949this just happened to me thobeit
Did someone say yuri?
*crickets*
>>583873359Midnight in NA.
>literally just playing the game >get called a sweat for doing well>get called a toddler for doing badlyI'll aim to do okay from now on.
melee baba tech that i just discovered: ballistic enhancement works on granny long lengs, the hmelee gets the range boost AND when hitting it you also get the damage boostif anyone else uses in the future know it was my find
fuck haze
>>583873413If someone calls you a sweat, take that as a compliment. The only bad sweat behavior is getting mad over video games, if you're not doing that then anyone who calls you a sweat is actually saying "good job".
They character do I play if I want to play single player and either just ambush for a kill and leave or dump my entire kit from a distance then leave?
>>583873464>item works exactly as it should>i found thishorrible item to buy on her, too.
>>583873553That's literally Drifter
>>583873475I've been trying but she's so distant.
Why doesn't knockdown do a lot of damage?An anvil falling on your head is for sure more painful than a sissy slap like Apollo's light melee.
>>583873667Don't worry Lash, she'll come around eventually, just show her how you parry.
>enemy team has vindicta, mina, and great talon>tell team to buy knock down>i'm the only one with knock down>lose to vindicta, grey talon, and mina in the airok
>play character since I started the game>actively told to not play them and they're bad>push through because I genuinely love them>they become meta>get called metafagEVERY. GAME.
>>583873684>than a sissy slap like Apollo's light melee.That's a judo chop you uncultured swine
>>583873580>um akshully, it's a terrible item because my favorite ecelebs don't buy itok retard
>>583873869It's Yamato and you deserve this
>>583874003yamato has been good throughout most of the game's history no?
>>583874003Wrong. I was told Haze was just bad Calico since I started and now people fucking hate me. I don't even know if she EVER was bad but I was reliably told to just play cat.
>>583874003yamato has been ludicrously overpowered far more often than not and for longer periods of timei remember when her ult made you straight up immortal and gave you infinite ammo so you could just pop it and buy every firerate item then faceroll the entire enemy tean with no counterplay
>>583874130>>583874203I remember Yamato players used to cry constantly when I played in 2024 because her ult made her immortal and her damage was relatively low as a tradeoff
>>583874003Fuck you its Warden and they kill him thanks to tryhard cocksuckers.
>>583874130yamato was abysmal for a long time because of her original ult
yamato deserves to be bad
Yamato deserves to be bred
Who's gonna take it home? Reddit Skeleton or Reddit Black Man?
>>583874130Yeah, Yamato never really fell out of meta.
Yamato deserves to be bad as reparations for the Korean comfort women the Japanese took in WW2. Yamato needs negative spirit res so Mina is more effective into her and a faster love bites build up rate.
>>583873994i didn't even mention anyone, guess they just live rent free in your head.it's objectively bad, her gun damage and the orange part of her melee attacks with legs active are both absolutely miserable.but keep pretending you found some cool "tech" or whatever and contributing to her 30% winrate.
>>583874712Skeleton obviously, then harrow then idc about goonbait or the magical nigger
>>583872393yesbuild the ricochet + on hit slop combo and abuse her stupid high on hit build up
>>583874170there was a long period of time where her m1 build was very underwhelming compared to every other character's gun build, so she was only good for ultbotting, which got hit with nerfs multiple times, then there was a point where she became a spirit nuker with echo shard dagger build because her guns were that bad on their own. that also got gutted. recently since they made her fixation scale with weapon damage (why did this take 2 years to be implemented?) her m1 build finally became viable again, which everyone hates
>Team winning teamfights>they all spread out and go back to farming lanes/jungle>they never push after getting a couple of picks>lose the gameStory of my life
>>583872393Her ult straights up delete someone with stacks + %hp damage and her rake deals % missing health damage. Mina is like the perfect example of a pos2 in this game.
I hate being on archmother because I hate a woman telling me what to do
Maybe it's just because they're new but Rat King and Baba might be my fav characters in the game
>>583875075OUR DEFENSES ARE CRUMBLING!
>>583875167Baba has one of the most fun kits in the game
>>583875167Baba and The Yagas is pretty fun
>>583852654
>>583875167baba has a 10/10 kit, rat king's kit is okaythey both have excellent aesthetic/visual/sfx that intertwine great with their kit, makes them all the more fun to pilot
how do I counter-counterbuy as victor?
>GT>one of if not the strongest nukes in the game, infinite range, massive hitbox, up to 4 charges>2 gives insane movement and equally insane buffs to weapon damage, lifesteal and bullet evasion>3 is a curse trap with 0 downsides unlike actual curse, can get to 12 second cooldown>4 is a massive nuke thats also a 22% execute and gives you +8 permanent spirit power each time you get a kill or an assist>gun scales off spirit power too btw>oh but this hero is actually one of the weakest in the entire game because uhhh.....he doesn't also get good hp on top of the movement and damage D tier please buff
>>583874337Nobody likes playing Warden
>>583875942Warden just feels like shit to play honestly.>shit gun model>shit gun sounds>shit model>shit animation, feels too slideyHis lines are cool, I guess
>>583856765we love miku though
>>583875840I just find it so weird he's got 4 Stamina too
>>583876137hate this ugly fat bih and her dumb wall
Remove Yamato, Warden, and Sinclair from the game already
>>583875840winrate
>>583876756Grey Talon and Mirage as well.
>>583876756and mcginnis and doorman and dynamo
>To this day, remains by far the worst update in the history of the game
>>583876841you faggots said the exact same thing about warden right before his "broken" build was discovered and he suddenly shot up in popularity and winrate with absoltuely ZERO changes to his kit
>>583877016>release holliday proved slow shooting big damage guns should never be good>the very next batch introduced fucking gun doorman
>>583877016hotpoo and his consequences...
>>583877016Hero Labs was when they decided to not have the community test out changes anymore. I agree.
>>583877016I can't tell who in this picture is the most ugly
>>583875784Rat king has a fun and totally broken kit>Randomly popping trash grenade (scales off weapon damage on not spirit for some reason)>Rat swarm of all your friends to reduce enemy bullet res by 2 per second or forces them to waste dashes (scales your weapon damage btw)>Shield that reflects bullets and is a free spell breaker without a cooldown (scales off max hp btw)>Ult that charges you and your team forward at mach 5 before causing a strong knock up and more rats with damage reduction and a great theme song (Stunning him out of it doesn't even trigger a 10 second cd btw so there's no counter play)
I feel only tier 4 green items are good and there arent good upgrade paths towards getting them
>endless mothman threads in the hero forums>nobody mentions john keelgoddamn illiterate zoomers
>>583877707almost all of them have upgrade paths
>teamfight starts>I'm Drifter>therefore I get raped and diewhy do I torture myself with this
>>583877713MUITO REAL
>>583878080reminds me of da parable of da reapa and da sowa...
why the fuck does infernus ult have 12m range by default? he already gets in and out for free with his dash, why does he need giga huge circle range as well?
>>583878080press 4
when will they add a bnuuy to deadlock that goes fast?
>>583878103AAAAAA
>>583878157because he's one of the weakest heroes in the entire game he can at least have something
i wish standard had as many retards as low prio
>>583878214that'll be our 5th kemoshota hero yoshi dmd me the roadmap
>>583878157There's no way antigun fags would stoop THIS low, this has to be a m1gger falseflag
>>583878214
>>583877016>let's change Calico's entire kit when we shove her into the main game>Hero labs to test out her changes? Nah we don't need that>Calico then proceeds to be broken for years and receives no meaningful changes like having her ult NOT making her god damn invincible for no fucking reason
>>583878397the billionaire simps here who would strangle a child just for the chance to suck gabens cock are not gonna like this one!
>"buff" haze>it does nothingshe's just not allowed to be good since that ult meta a few months ago ig
>>583878490if it didnt make her invincible she would just become a hot air balloon and die wtf are you saying
>>583878568She is good, you're just an aimlet.
the polschizos are here again
>>583878568ignore this falseflag post
>>583878490Turret calico was the most cancer hero they've ever put in the game
>>583878568She's been busted for a year
Lifting :D
>>583878586>"No, she NEEDS to be invincible when she dives you and shreds 75% of your HP because she "might" die at full HP while waiting for her 2nd burst to take the rest of your HP"Here's one idea I was thinking. Instead of a double invincible burst, she gets only one at the very end, however, she can end her ult at any time. So what do you choose? The burst damage or invincibility? Also remove the bonus speed that lets her chase you so making the 2nd burst unavoidable>>583878924I won't deny it was bad. This was not a good replacement either way.
>>583878568Haze has one of the highest winrates in the game, you entitled m1key
>baba on my team in ranked>literally the most worthless subhuman ever>20k damage in 40 minutesAt least require them to win a single time before queueing up ranked this is retarded
>>583879021>:Dsoï face emote
>>583879137D:
>>583879137no youre just underage
>>583878610>>583878725>>583878972>>583879134shitlows do not respond
can't wait for soloman to play the barnes opening tomorrow hahasorry fuck i couldn't find a way to form that into a real jokethe bit is that he'd be the third hero and released on a fridayand pawn to f3 is an infamously dogshit opening named after the (highly skilled) guy who'd frequently use it despite the obvious weaknesses (considerably weakens your kingside and actively hampers developing your pieces)good chess players naturally pick up patterns and become very comfortably with the lines that result from common openings; so using an uncommon one, even if dogshit, results in your opponent being less likely to know the treachery and wiles within, placing them in often sharp and uncomfortable territorythis is similar to how you can main dogshit unpopular characters in any game and punch well above your weight by knowledge gap alone. you make your opponent uncomfortable while being completely comfortable yourselfthe more you explain a bit, the funnier it gets, trust
>>583879231Too many words man I didn't read any of this
>>583879231learn to be more concise
gunslop ruined deadlock
>>583879231chess is for homos
They should make a character that can only take either gun damage or spirit damage, one at a time. It can switch between the immunity with a skill.
From the very start someone accused this Shiv of cheating in their last game. Dude said he was auto parrying from meters away. Shiv won lane from drop basically and went on to go 27/2/9 with 60k damage done, 22k higher than the one below. >Seven states he purposely whiffed his melees from a bit away to test itlol
>>583879231cool it with the autism
Chesslop ruined Deadlock.
>>583879604Autoparry isn't cheating.
>>583879313>>583879625no!!!>>583879498i think people who larp about chess are homoschess is just a game
>>583879179you're a redditor
Deadlock needs more goonslop mods for the men, where is my big mo cock and caged billy mod?
I'm starting to see way more nurse votes harrowbros
>>583879682explain
this game is too hard
>>583879734yo momma is a redditor
>>583879727he's a schizo, either "an everyone is cheating" type or an ironic "le melee is so unbalanced it's only fair" type. y'know, one of those retards that genuinely believes parrying a light melee should not result in a full parry stun
>>583879604i dont think it a coincidence that bro timed 3 light melee parries and two of them happened to be out of range
i seriously don't understand the bitching about gun....like its THE weakest way to play the game. its got the weakest heroes. venator is not killing ANYONE until 24 minutes like be serious
>>583879851teehee
>>583879907(you)
>>583879861He does that throughout the entire game, it isn't an isolated event. His auto parry isn't tuned to Baba though, it parries the heavy melee way too early so he kept getting hit by it lol
>>583879907
rat's grenade is so fucking obnoxious in lane jesus christ thing bounces clear across the gap and does 150 damage per explosionforces you to use stam multiple times sometimes
>>583879216>aimlet self exposes for being shit>calls others bad.
>>583878357>hey this AoE is a little too generous for this k->UHH YOU HATE GUN YOU'RE A GUNHATER???
Never playing this game with my group ever again, I just had the last of those ragebating dogshit faggots. From now on, solo queue only
Games are too lopsided, rift needs to be removed. I still can't believe such a dumb objective is still in the game after all this time
>>583879959>>583880112you shitters always act incredulous but never have any arguments. I wonder why?
>several waves of troopers including rift troopers in the pit taking our downed patron>start to clear them out by myself>my entire team one by one respawns and rushes past me to try to 1v6 the enemy team>all wipe>"dood where were you what are you doooooooing"
https://x.com/star_piIot/status/2107603524976824713 Faggots ruin another game. When can we start bullying them again?
>>583880410>say thing that's caused real world suffering, death, and lynching>why did i get banned
>>583880296It's crazy how they added new Urn and Rift to be a "comeback mechanic" yet it literally works in the exact opposite way. A team who's already ahead will steam roll the losing team no matter how much resistances you have. After that, they continue to be rewarded with a bigger lead because of it. So instead of a comeback mechanic, you get a "win more" option for the snowballers.
>>583880526different bathrooms caused all that?
>>583880526They are not people. Farm equipment at best. Have you seen them chimping out in France??
>>583878490Bitching about Calico (who has no CC and just burst damage) compared to every other character in the game who has CC AND burst damage is just crazy to me.Calico having the get out of jail free ult is totally fine, it was unique for the time it was added and made her unique. Now that every 3rd character has a for free teleport disengage bullshit move it feels bad, but by itself the ability is fine.
>>583880410The guy who got banned was ok with this.
>>583880563it's directly referencing segregation >>583880573have you seen FRENCH people chimping out in france? none of them are human
>>583880580>Ult gives you iframes and is on a 30 second cool down>cat has movement speed to the point where she can kill you farming in your own jungleAt least try to be honest.
>>583880526Agreed. If it weren't for niggers existing, we'd have had so much less trouble in the past
>>583880610The whites one are people the niggers who came from Africa are not. They are still chucking spears at eachother in their mudhuts in Africa.
>>583880410AI slop cops...
>>583879135You know, I had a feeling I'd find you here, but the "ranked" part got me conflicted since it was a standard match, but it makes it all the funnier if it really was you, believing it was ranked while I was dicking around with the new heroIt was pretty rude to unfriend and not even leave a comment on my account, let me collect you nigger
>>583880526true, living with blacks really is suffering
>>583880580Why would she even need CC? She just kills you with her combo that's all she needs. I mean, what characters besides Wraith could you be talking about?
Russchads stay winning and living rent free in western cucks heads. They cannot stand Russia having more free speech.
>>583880828real schizo hours
>point out that ALL anti-gun items have the lowest winrates>"thats because you just buy them too late lil shitlow">ok, buy them early>still loseso>buy damage first against m1gger>lose>buy resist first against m1gger>losebut m1 is actually super super weak though right guys
>>583880964You could just say you suck at positioning with less words bro.
>>583880925isn’t part of russia’s propaganda platform that “america = bad because they have hecking racists over here, not like based russia we love niggers and BBC here”
>>583880410I dont think that was what caused the ban cause I said "Hang every ixian" today and was not punished
>>583880964there is literally no way to beat a fed vindictaanti gun items are a meme since they still do fuck tons of spirit damage or can just shoot someone else for the few seconds you pop metal skinliterally no counter to fed m1, but especially vindicta who cant even be stunned or damaged by half the cast
>>583881003>just don't get hityou are so right actually yoshi another 20% global buff to gun damage please add an item that lets you shoot through walls m1 is so weak atm
>>583880964Rusted barrel completely shuts down m1s in lane, I don't know why people don't buy it more.
Is he spitting? https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/2107609094274363835
Now that Yoshi, The Nigger is just going to implement AI slop punishment systems and he doesn't care about the game anymore we only have MODDERS left to preserve and make the game good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9E94Fj4LM
>>583881045Yeah definitely that's why BLM is classified as a terrorist organization and we call them monkeys any chance they get. There is a reason niggers don't go to Russia>>583881148Have you heard of metal skin? Its for retards like (you).
>>583881045That's the propaganda they give to western leftists.Chuds get the "Russia is a based tradcon ethnostate" propaganda.
gg fucking ez
>>583881140your knockdown? your phantom strike? your disarming hex?vindicta is like the weakest m1 lmfao worst possible example
>>583880526>>say thing that's caused real world suffering, death, and lynching>>why did i get banned
No one reports for slurs in OCE, just play in a region where people have souls.
>>583881164The verdict from SUPER 4CHAN X is in.Deadlock is POZZED.
>>583881262>metal skin>the item with the WORST winrate (39.4%)you genuinely have no clue whats going on
>>583880526The guy that posted that clitter post is black, he's only mad that he got comms banned because he's black, he's more than happy with chuds getting banned for saying nigga/nigger, see >>583880595NA servers will always be a fucking joke
>>583881376yeah so weak bro, let's ignore the fact she scales harder and faster than drifter and will rape the game if she wins lane
>>583881479>goon skinsDo these fuckasses really masturbate while playing video games? I thought it was a meme.
>>583881620He's not mad he got banned at all retard.
>>583881647>she scales harder and faster than drifterhonestly bad example since drifter doesn't scale well since they raped his gun
Darcy Graves and the Blackmoore 7...
>>583880410>Jamaican they/themZesty nigga be saying bomboclaat whenever he gets his buck broken
29 votes for danny boy tonight... goodnight dlg
>>583881479trvke nuke.
why is exploding uppercut not allowed to deal damage
>>583881605You are generally dog shit if you think spirit slop is not the most op strat in the game. I will not respond further. You have demonstrated beyond a doubt that (you) are dog shit.
I just put in another 131 votes for Harrow with the stack, so presumably 393 today
>>583881757nah blud a batty boybatty boy fi diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x98q1ItlwwE
I am just so tired of "niggerrapeniggerfaggotniggerrape" spam because it's not even funny. I miss when it felt like people were at least trying to be funny when trolling. Now it's just a bunch of terminally online seething people that scream no-no words because they think it'll make someone else mad.I miss actual bants.
>>583881994>how do you do, fellow white nazis?not fooling anyone, mutt tranny
>>583881994When you ban people for anything, don't surprised if people won't put in effort to their insults.
>>583880595>datokay well we just verified he isnt black
>>583881994tsmt sista we 4channers used to be a tolerant leftist website before election tourists came over and ruined everything
>>583882064>implying there was ever any effort
>>583882051I'm not pretending to be one of you seething mic spammers. I don't like you retards. No one likes you retards.I just wish you tried to be funny.
>>583881994EVEN THOUGH that kid on twitter put effort into it but the AI SLOP LLM COP autobanned him for it.Enjoy your quiet and silent dead game NIGGER.
>>583882112Oh there was, you were just too busy getting raped by your uncle to see it, troon.
>>583882194>YOU'RE A TROOOON!!!!
>>583882064If you put in effort, you probably wouldn't get banned for it because the other people in the lobby would laugh instead of find you annoying.
>>583882146>reddit spacinggo back nigger faggot
>>583882093he probably thinks thats how you spell it
>>583882104Out of curiosity, when was the last time you used an insult that wasn't done form of calling someone a leftist, a tranny, or nigger?
>>583882274Reddit spacing is an /int/ meme to weed out newfags from like 2012. Fucking embarrasing you still fall for this shit.
>>583881207except that mod is also ai slop
>>583880964You beat m1 by having Abrams/Billy/Mo hard committing on them with Phantom Strike. Most tank players won't do that though.
>>583881994Blame the soft pussies who actually go nuclear whenever someone says those words, keeping them effective.
baba is pretty boring character wise but this goes hard
>>583882516I get that behavior is just about reward/punishment incentives and lazy trolls are being rewarded by sensitive people reacting to basic slurs, but I still choose to blame the lazy trolls because they're the ones doing the initial action.
po tun
>Rescue beam a warden out of 4 people while he's at 10% health>He sprints directly back into them and dies>Lose
>>583880296The state of the game right now is just utterly miserable unless you play the metaslave lane winners. What the fuck are you supposed to do when they are playing characters that are just naturally better at laning? They're just going to deathball from the advantage they get from winning lane and it's just 45 mins of slop I have to stew in until they decide they want to win. Try getting a pick on one of their farming carries and they all just collapse on you in under 5 seconds. I fucking hate what this game is right now because I could just spam Mo & Krill and win but I want to play more fun shit but feel completely punished for it.
>>583882274reddit spacing is a meme quit spamming this shit already
>>583881479>Xitter unc with a KSBD avatar complaining about things being Tumblr like it's 2014lmao
Still haven't won a game with this lil nigga, but boy he sure is cute
>>583881994You should play with russians, they never argue with anything. I've noticed how I'm the one who's mad and seething, while they're so chill
>>583882930Vortex web is pointless, your first 6.4k should probably be echo shard, maybe curse. Echo on tag along is insanely good.
>>583882930>Healing tempoBuy Heroic Aura lil,shitlow.
>don't know what I'm doing on Warden>feed all game>just spam ALCHEMICAL FLASK, 3, and slowing hex on carries>winIs it this easy?
>>583883072yes but also buy return fire
Just abandoned my first game today after 500 hours. This game is fucking awful right now.
>>583883072instant silence before cage locks should be fixed and all those who responsible should be executed
>>583883148kill yourself vtumor
>>583882231>Doesn't deny getting diddied by xis uncleRemember to dilate your ACKwound, faggot. >>583882237Don't think that will change EVERYONE in the lobby laughing at your masculine voice looney trooney. Just like in real life.
>>583882930buy knockdown or slowing hex and then also scourge. put scourge on your apollo or billy that game maybe you win it's a top tier item
billy and apollo should be able to light melee and shoot their gun at the same time from the way they are holding their gun and melee weapon/hand pose
>>583883006I don't speak Russian. I wish they'd stop pausing games.
Should I pick up Billy? He feels REALLY strong.
>>583883251Can you boxing and jerking off at the same time?
>>583883192>YOU'RE A TROOOOOOOONMeds
>sneaky>guy who got groomed into crossdressing by his girlfriend>has these modsRemember to be physically active my friends
>>583883192Weird called shot insult telling me I have a masculine voice. Since I'm not a tranny, it feels like a compliment. Thanks.
>>583883364this guy is based for not being a leaguebab, he's also playing dota and deadlock
>>583883361>t.buck broken troonI accept your concession.
>>583883006I know you're lying as a joke but come on man
>>583883434>>583883192Kingly posts
>>583883278do what you want we aint your mom
>>583883434>tranime poster calling anyone else a troonbawahahahahahahahahaha
Nerf Warden, Haze, Infernus and Wraith already.
>>583883554I am your dad
>>583883364>>guy who got groomed into crossdressing by his girlfriendbruh that's not even the half of it, he got in deep and had alike forced feminization blacked porn site in his tabs
My member is engorged and full of blood for Mina to suck on
>>583883364A guy that looks like that and plays Deadlock can get a girlfriend?
>>583883636No wonder he plays Mina
>>583883574You're on an anime imageboard, tourist.
>>583883148You don't rike having your dick locked in chastity and stepped on? What are you, gay?
>>583883574FaggotNew>>583883735>>583883735>>583883735
>>583883696im on a video game board actully sir troony now dial 8 and cry.
