DDD edition>play chesshttps://lichess.orgPrevious>>584572995
>>584635954This is my kinda chess thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxoNEy0xT1o
>>584635954I stopped posting here ages ago, but Sydney's knockers brought me back. Long live /chess/.
>>584635954now THIS is chess
>>584635954not only is this not video games but it's not even chess eitheryou dogs really need to be put down
>>584644692cry about it homo
This is a Stjepan thread
>>584635954I'm the OP of the last thread but I don't mind that it archivedThese are a big improvment>>584644692/chess/ is badass like that, we are renegades we do what we want where we want
>>584645892HIYELLO GYAIS, STJEPAN HERE
>>584646862>/chess/ is badass like that, we are renegades we do what we want where we wantFUCKING LMFAO KEK
what chess opening would big tiddy whores play?
Chex?
What's so special about the opera game? Its just morphy crushing someone who barely knows how pieces moves.
>>584649253>um, like, what's an opening?? lol>lmao I move the horsie to the front line
someone needs to post that sasha grey mayhem in the morra pic
>>584655081It's fun to look at
>>584656809Just like Sydney Sweeney's tatas
>>584649253Check her Chestbased
>>584649253Queen's Gambit. All the baddest bitches from my club play it for some reason. Same with the King's Gambit for guys.>>584658525Jewish witch. Begone! You shan't tantalize me with your khazar milkers.
>>584658525She looks like the singer of Stratovarius.
https://youtu.be/UGJV6cJkFcc
>>584661402Glad you changed your mind, best succ for a few hundies right baby?
>>584662424>>584661863
>>584635954ouuu shiii ok ill get back into chess
>>584662873Anything to fight the coomergatchaslop
Even at age 50 Judit is hotter than nearly all the younger chessfus
>>584663690Since were comparing khazars to metal bands
>>584663690She's def hotter than that hag Tania
>Lichess now lets you do the postgame analysis with your own PC's hardwareFinally a QOL update, I give credit where credit is due Timothy Richard Tebow Duplessis
>>584664118Shes hor for a poo (low bar)
>>584668324didnt it always do that?
>>584668705It used to only let you do it using Lichess' server hardware. Now anon games can have analysis ran on them without having to log in
>>584668324>>584668912That's cool but it doesn't make up for requiring login for the opening database, it's so fucking annoying
>>584635954How...
>>584668912oh you meant this thing i thought you were talking about the regular analysis you can do after game that runs in browser
>>584671986I have titplomatic immunity
>>584674474>tranny boat
>>584672563You niggas unironically play on lichess lmaoooooo
>>584676439youre brown
>>584674858You will never be a wharfmaster
reminder that d4 objectively wins more than e4.
>>584684342Reminder that e4 is best by test
>>584684342Offering to suck your opponent dick if he lets you win would also raise your winrate but most people wouldn't do it since it's almost as gay as playing 1d4
>>584656590yesby the way, hasn't something broken on lichess? my last week's score is 19-1 and while pleasant, it feels suspicious
jennifer yu is so hot bros...
>>584662805why didn't she and Peter save Danya?
>>5846843421.Nf3 wins even more than d4
>>584689269He had to save himself. We all do.
>>584695941because it usually transposes to d4
I must be playing with a trans chess set; my pieces hang themselves
>the samefag is getting funnier
>>584704247Did I tell you about the emo grass I bought? It cuts itself >>584697942
>Paikidze-Barnes has 4 straight lossesDamn, there hasn't been a Nazi beatdown this bad since they were swinging at Spencer
>>584707072Nazi's first win came from playing the Chudo Kann. The opening lives up to its name
why are they like this?
>>584715445The chudokanigger is immunized against all dangers, call him a patzer, a woodpusher, and it will roll off him like water from a duck. But call him a chudokanigger and you will see how he recoils "ive been found out"
Is he bullshitting
>>584656590>Esserman has two well known whores that know about himIs he the most famous IM?
Queenside castling into immediate loss. Tale as old as time.
>>584727190I don't think I've ever seen someone castle that way against the bind lolAt least he didn't play the the cuck boy in >>584715445
>>584723234Levy...
>this thread gets the samefag necrobump treatment >last one didn’talways funny.
I recently rejoined chess.com and started an account from scratch. I’m typically around 2100 to 2200 elo online. But I was floored by how strong this rating range was, especially the 1300’s. I had tougher opposition there than players hundreds of points higher. I actually lost twice there. Just curious if anyone else has observed anything similar.
>>584729165I’m going to help the necrobumping this thread because I support DDD
Anyone slaying and praying for the tortured soul of Danya tonight?
>>584731468I don't really care for amphetamines. I'm more of a ketamine guy
>>584732875Is it snowing tonight? LolI’m referring to cocaine usage
speaking of narcocheatsky, i dont believe for a second that he randomly become a drug addict all on his own and never did drugs with anyone else, someone else knowsthe question is who
>>584736762College roomies
>>584729221There are many cheaters, yeah
Eating Cheezits and playing blitz chess
>>584743637Post a game?
>>584743917https://lichess.org/mqMqgtPq/blackFresh off the press
>>584744585Who won? (Challenge poster or challenge joiner)
>>584744937That was just a win from the anonymous pool, but I guess if someone wants to play.https://lichess.org/AAWiY4zz
>>584745481Thanks for the game
>>584668324I'm 0-6 in my last 8 bullet games. What do now?https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1x7sgi3/highlight_ryan_fitzpatrick_throws_6_interceptions/
Used to watch Danya playing bullet at this time… he’s dead now.
>>584635954And who is this whore then?
>>584755369Yeah I refused to post in the last thread because it’s honestly fucking satanic for you to take some sort of sick pleasure in a young man’s life cut short, you’re honestly a real piece of shit… I love tiddies tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxD6BC_2884I love takedowns of this bald faggot
>caro-kuckies
Sad news gukesh choose suicide by train to preserve izat instead of getting flushed by sindarovThe wcc match has been postponed and will be between sindarov and giri instead
>sad
I normally despise never resigning only did it here because I was seething so much at losing a piece in such a retarded way but I gotta admit it feels really good to rob someone like this
>>584775634I was black dunno why it shows it from white's side
>Mocked so hard the spic abandoned and let the clock run down.https://youtu.be/gpdLb65J1-c
>>584777576>spic abandoned and let the clock run down.reminds me of the time a jeet GM offered him a draw with mate on the boardhttps://lichess.org/S8AD1eJo/black#44brownoids gotta brownoid even when they are titled
>the chessable videos on bilibili got taken down because they're gearing up to go global
He was 29 years old
He had a passion for basketball
at least he died doing what he loveddrugs
>>584779597Maybe Mr. Izzat thought Marc would have mercy on him and let him escape with a draw
>>584787723What was his drug of choice?
>>584795457Meth that he probably thought was amphetamine
the hurt never really goes away, bros...
>>584787723lmao>>584796023don't forget the kratom
Which chessfu has the best chest?
>>584802732Mine.I won't post her here because you incels will disrespect her.
>>584798356It's kratom the enemy in donkey kong.
kek this reddit thread is filled with people thinking lichess having less cheater bans means they have less cheaters https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1x8ekwc/almost_5_of_my_opponents_have_been_cheaters_at/
>>584807281lol licheat misses 25% of cheaters according to this post
>>584807924Lichess misses 90% of cheaters and I'm probably still being generous it might unironically be closer to 99%, you can play the top engine move exclusively for entire games an still not get banned like lordbentham or this guyhttps://lichess.org/@/abhyuday_00/allI assume only a really tiny fraction of reports ever get read and even then their jannies burry their heads in the sand because reddit told them denying cheating makes you smart and virtuous and acknowledging cheating makes you dumb and evil, they should spend some of that donation money to hire a couple actual professionals
>>584805741Is that what the K stands for in King K Rool?
Man these chicks are so good at chess they sure deserve to get more air times than those male patzers in the open!
I'm trying to practice the Tal variation, but the games are too short
>>584807281i checked my games and chess.com is at 5.5% with lichess at 2.7%not sure if it's like this for everyone, but i'm not getting the chess.com messages about getting points back from cheaters anymore for some reason
>people copy pasting from the archive already can the elineposter be allowed to make the next thread?
I'm tired of existing. Tired of struggling. Tired of thinking. So I queue up another blitz game and rack up 11 blunders.
Lost a match due to a misclick...
>>584817405I guess Kramnik is also a patzer:https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1440796
when it’s not the elineposter it gets into>incel makes thread >nobody replies to it for some weird personal reason >incel takes great offense and won’t bump next one at least elineposter has threads full of chess discussion that aren’t slowly necrobumped.
>>584824342How about subscribing to the non-schizo theory that the whole of 4chan is experiencing a posting decline and this general isn't an exception to the rule?
>>584824342>elineposter has threads full of chess discussion that aren’t slowly necrobumped.You realize that even if that was true(and it isn't in fact the elinetranny is a self admitted 3digit shitter who can never show a single chess related post he made when asked) it would follow logically that the elinetranny samefags all the supposed chess discussion since it supposedly doesn't happen in other threadsThat said no one cares if you want to make an eline thread once in a while go ahead, you only started getting shit for it after you made several in a row
>>584823789I think there have been 3 games in this tournament where these female "masters" have hung a piece or mate in one move
Hans sisters...
