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hii <3
Umadol Love.
i dont have any sprinters
HelloI love outfit swaps
mambwo...
>>584665547>>584665605Hello, I like outfit swaps too
Ruby ojou banner when?
>>584665694stop doxxing me
>>584665603anon your taishin?
game sucks
>>584665547ohamile nonny~
I want to cumlet's post lust provoking umas
>>584665515I LOVE BIG EARS AND I CANNOT LIE
>>584665605
>>584665704based
>>584665820I dont have that...
>>584665825heh I missed youuu
>>584665605Same. That was the first thing that made me hard when I was 8, I guess. I saw it in a Sailor Moon episode, if iirc. Loved it since them
>3 pow>2 sprint>3 spurtI'LL TAKE IT
>>584665885This guy is turbobased for drawing his wife in so many different outfits
>>584666114FUCKING EXPLODE
>>584666059fuck my eslness is showing
>>584665515Rice bread
Someone give me a setup for clanker fan runs. Uma/deck/scenario/schedule. I'm running out of ideas to loop
>>584666114Leap forward?
>>584666205checked out his account and he really does have a lot, based
>>584665825GO AWAY YOU CREEP
rape stillposters
thought I was on reddit for a second
still in reddit
WHAT'S SEX WITH CURREN LIKE
>>584666346hnnnng
Do post-workout Umamusume smell good?
im waiying for piazza
>>584666303There's some on the GPs...
I wish there's a encroaching shadow card already or a racing stam gold (lol) card for easier looping
>>584666058>>584666381take a stance
>>584666735HE is trying to hit on me, again.
7 and every anon in this thread has a turn raping Still In Love while stillposters watch while chained to the cuck chair
>>584666836did I do something wrong?
>>584666943THREESOME
>>584666943I do this to him
what losing 7 cm's in a row does to a mf
>we have RP of SiL posters ittGrim.
>>584666971
>>584667142him on the left me on the right
when does the thread get good?
Post something spooky
me and him.
>>584667331meow
Please... just one more run... you can find the time for that.....
>>584667367V and Umama?
i got my fucking ass slapped
umas with this feel?
>cleat shop will get updated with books and new tickets next anniSo they will never ever touch the clover shop? EVER?
>>584667620
>>584667620Embarrassing, uninstall the game
>>584666727Golds on loop cards are shit unless you are manual parenting (lol)
>>584667656the clover shop has the best reward in the game, with 200 for a rate up SSR!
>>584667812no
>>584667862ok
>>584665036Eating choco from my trainee's umanko!
>>584667656stop snacking
>>584667620I thought this number had nothing to do with lobby strength anyway
>>584667331
>>584667489mambwo, i hear A rank is comfy... itll be okay i promise..
>>584667538you fucking wishHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA
qrd on why V and umama are on bad terms?
>>584668104stop fucking skinwalking me
>>584668021we saw yesterday that a resident shitposter was somehow in 69th place in both a 8k lobby and a 10k lobby so these numbers are quite literally meaningless
>>584668147enough about that, move on already, it's been over a week
I volunteer as a small hand in an event and in the end i ate more than the actual participants that I'm so full that my stomach is about to burst...losing CM doesn't feel as bad anymoe
skinwalking is an insensitive term for Native Umericans, we use the term larping now
>>584668147That's what they want you to think
>>584668147mentally ill people have their whims
>even umama the only person in this thread who could put up with V's bullshit had enough of himLMAO
>>584668389>person
>>584668104I can be your new big boy
2 plat umama can fuck off as well as Grand Loser V zero wins after MANT
good orange morning niggas
>2mama and Vtard
>>584668636we woke up at the same time wtfgood morning orenji neigha
Sex with brown
he yurr on my knob till I eughhh
>>584668636>>584668730good morning bwos
>>584658556power rankings doko?
>>584668147>umama gets kicked from /uma/club>goes to uma&co>week later /uma/club and umama make up>umama tells V he will go back to /uma/club in a dm>v leaks the dm here
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>584668389
wahey
>mfw the CM finals
trannies aren't people btw
>>584668774El is a gamernot sure about the rest
>>584668932>bigot
>>584668104>>584668147Why are you replying to youreself
>>584668932weirdo
>>584668820>umama will leave dacchis next month for allenthat's cucked
How many ornaments do I need for sex with Rickey?
>>584668774Holy kino, hopefully they translate all of it
>>584669104umama isn't welcome anymore
How do I become a thread personality?
Would you apply cream on your trainee's feet?
>>584669241start posting chiyo images
>>584669241stop touching grass
>>584669241are you employed?
>>584669241do erp with a clubmate and leak club chats sometimesyeah it's that simple
How do we stop the discord leakage
>>584669241pick an umabut not my oshi. fuck you, actually, if you choose my oshi to avatarfag with my oshi. death to you in the next 2 years if you do. i'm seriouspick a gimmickthen attentionwhore
>>584669160Tell that to Allen
>>584669241you need a personality first
there is no going back
>>584669160Not what the leaks said
>>584669450evil horse
stop talking about me
>>584669551you are too cute
>>584669350By cumming on El's mask
I've been using the gatcha simulator for Ramonu and that shit is going to be a back breaking banner. The amount of time's I've had to go to 600 to get MLB is disgusting. I'm almost considering skipping it because it feels cursed.
>>584669350irl doxxing
>>584669474The leaks were a month ago
>>584669350If the leak isn't about my club I could not care less tbdesu
>>584669160fans is fans
>>584669450don't you mean... Never Looking Back?sou kesshite?
>>584669623hakuraku to simulate races kinda makes sense because it's loosely based on reality, but gacha pulling simulations is so silly go play real slots if your hands are itchy
why are anons so obsessed they bring up umama even when she's not here? umama has been fine and reformed since last month
>>584669679The leak was this month bwo. Less than 2 weeks ago
>>584669474release ze emails
Nonnies..
>>584669818I play the simulator because it reveals Uma's shit rates. Every time I roll the cards it reminds I shouldn't and should just roll Uma's instead
why are you guys still talking about umama they're reformed did I mention that they're totally normal now and not behaving the exact same and that they're reformed and I'm totally not talking about myself in third person because umama actually isn't here right now
>>584669671Is it really appropriate to slowly grind against your trainee while sniffing her hair like that?
>>584670035i only come here to talk and read about umama
>>584670035mayano said this
>>584670043Very appropriate actually
>>584669962Is that Dober on the left? Hard to tell because of the angle and height difference
>>584670115V...
was in here a few hours ago and there was comfy 7postingand now these faggots are talking about an agpwhorewhat the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>584670246V is off his meds again, started skinwalking and here we are
>>584670195v doesnt need to read the thread
>>584670246Just [-] itit is that easy
>>5846702467 posting is worse than thread personality posting
>>584670035they only hate umama by association with V
>>584670246the last hours before reset are the worst of the day, come back in 10 minutes
>>5846702467 posting is objectively worse, it provides absolutely zero substance
>>584670246americans woke up
heyi saw thatstop being gay without me
>>584670438hey
>>584669962Dober would resist the brainwashing
I bought an airfryer this shit is like black magic I didn't need to use any dishes besides 1 why didn't I buy it sooner
>>584670385umama did the same exact shitposting V did like early baking threads and then telling everyone to move to V's thread but I guess we have selective memory around here
>18k lobbyso is it based on total win rate or what?Mine was 10k and I had 75% WR while the other two teams had 75% and 22.9% each (they all swapped umas between rounds so I don't really know their total WR)
>>584670550Don't bring up the airfryer shit again
>>584670550How have you avoided the propaganda for so long? It's pure magic like microwave kind of magic.
>>584670614its based on lobby winrate
>>584670685idk I always just used an oven but I put chicken breast and fries inside the airfryer and had a dinner ready in 20 minutes without any dishes besides like 1 bowl to mix spices for chickeninsane
>>584670614it's based on nothing and completely random
>>584670471who the fuck is making these ikuno dictus fusions and why
>>584670597I do remember Umama being V 2.0 but I blame V for that and Umama stopped doing it unlike V so the unlikable remains unlikable and the reformed stays reformed
i want to be a wifeshin
>>584670550>air fryer>induction cooker>dish washer>microwave ovenBest appliances ever
>>584670614Pretty much. Sometimes you still can be lucky/unlucky and get matched into a shitter/sweaty lobby too
>>584670926I personally blame people for their own actions that they choose to partake in
>>584671013Until you remember they are mentailly ill
It's a new day!
>>584671058Using an illness as a crutch to act like a shitty person is not an excuse
>>584670649That reminded me I bought a rice cooker thanks to /uma/I regret nothing, rice cookers are amazing
>>584671128Thank you for the reminder, Dia-chan. Looking smoochable as always
>>584670940i want to bend you over the kitchen counter
>>584669241avatarfagging is the quickest way
>>584671147did you get a zojirushi
>>584670940Are you the same guy who was posting the weird fucked up taishins yesterday?
Can we go back to rice cooker vs. air fryer arc, that was way better than discussing umama and v
granny joined up
>>584670856I'm bored
I NEED more copies of this opera mare card... Unfortunately I just used all my gold crystals to unbrick my butt scratching seuin card....
>>584671437why vsyou want both
>>584671230dont do that>>584671327idk but i recognize where that one is from cause i liked that comic
>>584671013>umama shat up the thread for 2 months so I'm gonna shit up the thread seething about him for years
>>584671437would umama use an airfryer or rice cooker
>>584671508taishin testo except with my dick
>>584671495depends.if you don't ever eat rice at all, then there is no reason to get a rice cooker
>>584670614It includes people that you beat and who your finals opponents beat, and all of the people that you and your finals opponents beat in rounds 1 and 2. And then it includes the people that those rounds 1 and 2 people beat, and so on.So a high win rate and low lobby number means you all beat weak people who didn't win that much.
>>584671327
IT IS A NEW UMA
fuck im so ***** again I just came a bit ago but then that retard had to mention bending someoneover the kitchen counter god i wish that waa me gige me materiak okeaaw um aiyauch a fuckinf slut ughhh fises dim so hard
>>584665515I'm a new toreina, I need to know which is the most erotic uma
Seek employment.
>>584671794the one above your post
>>584671495To be fair I still prefer making rice the old fashioned way because you can vibe add stuff to it like potatoes, or peas, or carrots, or corn so your white rice has some spice to it, also once you learn how to cook it to the spot you like the most then rice cooker rice can't beat that. If you want to be lazy and not think about it then get a Rice Cooker I guess.An Air Fryer is a must though.
>>584671851taishin is sex, this is true
>>584671508can you link said comic. please. please.
>>584671959
Good morning friends!!
>>584672145gmorning gwo
>>584672145hello babydacchi!
>>584672145Good morning
Can you imagine how bad it would be if umama was a vaginoid instead of just a dickgirl? There are actual vaginoids among us btw, I know there are at least 2 in Mambo for example. It could be much worse...
>>584671851>>584671685I need proofs
among us?
>>584672360do a lobby
>>584672180>>584672189>>584672205
>>584672328i dont put out with newcuties aorry
>>584672145extra silly this morning, eh, babydachi?
>>584672360sussy
>>584672438
>>584672328
>>584672360
>>584672282when you type posts like this it makes me wish i was illiterate
>>584672503Greatest band ever not the Beatles tho
which umas have pink nipples and which ones have brown nipples
Kikka Sho SOON
>>584672680japanese umas = brown nipplesamerican umas = pink nipplesfillies = pink nipples
>>584672680the ones you expect to be pink are brown and the ones you expect to be brown are pink
>>584672680All of them have brown nipples minus Taiki and GrassThis makes Grass angry btw
I type like a girl in clubchat so that people like me more
Can you guys gaslight me into reusing my Leo 2 winner for the next CM?
cute hag
>>584672786Slut.
>>584672793YesDo it
>>584672840I love this older woman
>>584672793post it
Fuck me I was late to the shoe wars again
>>584672998Who asked
>>584672998>Fuck meok
>>584672939I'm at work and don't have umamusume on my phone...
>>584673042I asked, as the adjudicator of shoe commerce
>>584672998heyyyy
What the fuck
>>584673221That's meWe fucking
>>584672786is "typing like a girl" just not constantly trying to get around the chat filter to call your club 'friends' slurs
I want to do it while everyone watches...
>>584673115anon... your fan runs at work? do you hate danchou that much...?
>>584673254Are you 3 inches tall
Freed up 100 spaces in my stable today. I feel more triumphant than I did winning the cm.
>>584673342I want consensual sex with Buena Vista
>>5846734183 feet tall* thank you very much
>>584670614I got put together with two demons close to 70% WR meanwhile I barely had 40, this shit unfair as fuck
>>584673564If you ever feel like playing a gnome in my pathfinder campaign, hit me up bro
>>584673571I had 80wr and lost
>>584673586Usually bitchfaced/indifferent umas doing the dances and events that force them to smile makes me so happy
>>584670779i had an airfryer but it always fucked my shit up and made everything super dry
>>584673643Common occurence. It'll happen to you again, too.
>>584673643Gwo...
you wouldnt actually do that
>>584673696
>>584673624That's racist bro, Peter Dinklage will hear about this and take my job
Pizza or burger
>>584673690kill yourself you stupid manwhore the only thing you've got going for yourself is that thing of yours.the 2* guts spark in uma musume satsuki sho nakayama course
>umamusume global releases>cm gets announced>many sloptubers tried to sell their shit as accurate because of high winrate>even to this day people struggle to realize winrate is meaningless to actually winning the cm, only the last race mattersFollow their advice expecting AT BEST to get into A finals. Anything else is up to destiny
jongers?
>>584673798Well yeah, it's tabletop roleplaying. Racism is half the fun.
>>584673643>>584673571No crying in the casino!
>>584673906how big is it?
>>584673887Make a pizza burger with 3 pizzas on top of each other
>>584672998mambwo...
>>584673935Mhm... Inari flavor...
>>584674060which one?
>>584673928>AT BEST to get into A finalsI never got this, autoclanked umas get to A finals, this guy's >>584672793 Leo team can probably get to A finals, it's braindead easy don't know why would you need sloptubers for that
>>584674094*'s
>>584673935NEED TO DRINK INARI SOUP
>>584674142holy fucking CUTE
For the love of God
>>584674173there you go selfinserting yourself againpathetic bitch
WHY COULDN YOU HAVE BEEN 2 BLUE ANYTHING
>>584673982let's jong
>>584674051I'm thinking of installing that just to see what the fuck happens in my races ngl. There's no way I'm getting PDM or something
>>584674379I thought you were loyal to him you fucking WHORE
>>584674365kwab-ami princess ..
>>584673982>>584674451I'm up for oneI was gonna play deadlock after
2 days until Wit Shakur for everyone
>>584673643That's me every CM
>>584673982you can't say that and not post a room
I have ***** fatigue
>>584674051forgot you could check this so i went to look at mine. damn. guess that explains what happened. fuck my gay chud life.
>>584674504stop talking in third fuckinf person akready holy fuck
>>584674064Its either a pizza or burger
>>584674553>I have vodka fatigue
>>584673906you know you want it, nonny~ that guts spark after a few rerolls
...
>>584674576GO SUCK ON SOME STRANGER'S COCK YOU SLUT
Is there a better borrow here that isn't a g*ts card?I know she has speed growth but I like running 3 speed for power gains.
>>584674553>i have taiki fatiguesame though that summer alt is fucking busted and im sick of it
Noises
>>584674729what's wrong with the curren card? it suits bakushin perfectlydon't overthink it
HAHAYA IM LAUGHING IUT KIUD WUTH CUM DRIPPINF FRON NT HAND UTS TOO FUNNY
Im so fucking tired of the pink spark system I would genuinely pay 20€ a month to get 10 guaranteed distanceS S runs
So dirters are the trad christian uma wifes after all?
>>584674451>>584674516>>584674549Majsoul Friends Room 61975(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61975
reformed btw
>>584674980holy moly
>>584674895Nothing inherently wrong with it, but the gold is shit and it feels weird borrowing something just to be a stat stick with like 2 good hints
>>584675021ok V
>>584675074you're not making a TT uma gwocho
>>584675143Very true but it still feels weird. Idk I probably shouldnt overthink sprint, you're right.
>>584674729Maruzensky
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .
>>584675191you can always use the guts card and make your life harder than it has to be if you ever feel the itch
>V and Umama postscute...
>>584675253>>584675398
>>584674978If not full on the hour I can join, bit busy till then
>>584674980everyday I regret not pulling on steampunk taishin as by the time I started liking her it was already over..
What should I have for lunch tomorrow?
I need to suck boobs
that was funnystill despise you though
>1* witFUCK YOU S+ RATING
>>584675426That's actually exactly the opposite of what I wanted to do
>>584675515we're already playing... host forgot to post about it
>Make Debut SSR 2 is reward for Christmas event>SSRs released through October 2025what a useless fucking reward.>1/37 chance to get final copy of Finemoan>wouldn't even change her much, she's mostly at max power with 3lbdamn you Cygames for making me hope even for just a second
if Allen lets this creature that treats the thread like its tumblr blog back in, after zero improvement or willingness to clean up its act, I'm unironically leaving and joining Mambo to carry them back to A+
>>584675708Let's join Calumet together.
Did we figure out if this is worth doing or not? I want to sleep
>>584675708>falling for the skinwalker
>>584675765you have to ask your danchou for permission
I never noticed it before but HOLY BAZONKAS. She really has a massive pair and the bounce during summer training is insane
>>584675765You potentially miss out on a rainbow shard, uma star pieces, ~25 borrows, and ~15 clanker/parent/ace runs. No biggie though.
>>584675954Top mare
It's skinwalker hours but also the real ones are hereHope you are good enough to tell them apart
>>5846702467 and Copano Rickey owes me a Christmas tittyfucking
>>584675708mambo doesnt want you anymore you manwhore. your only worth is that line on chrono.
>>584675829this one instance these last few minutes is an impostor but there's enough shit in these threads everyday where it's still obviously umama rotting and others enabling him/uma/club has been comfy this month I don't want this faggot back
>>584675765You are losing 70 stars on palmer and a ranbow crystal if you dont log in imo that isn’t worth 50 pulls
so what hours are these?
>>584675708Don't you have 3 people in your club not from here? If you keep the randoms even though anons that can hit the quota want to join you're getting kicked from the list
After doing Taishin's scenario I really want to fuck Taishin but she has no good lewds. Where can I take this desire to manhandle her tiny body?
>>584676101not mambocchi, he's part of the UDF
Think I'm going back to Mambo next month
funny how you think any if this affects anything i will do as i please and theres nothing you can do about it im coming back next month it will be funny im your demon and nightmare better run while you can im giggling like crazy thinking about it
>>584675954
>>584676020kill yourself
>>584676106You're free to leave when umama joins on the 1st
>>584675617What happened to uma friendlies!?This is bullying...
7 and Copano Rickey marries me so I can die happy!
odds pizza timeeven burger time0 no eating until tomorrow noon
I've been dreaming of this Bakushin for 3 days straight, this is a first, is this delusional love?
>>584676242Does V really hate /uma/club that much
>>5846762807 and Rickey marries me and you have to watch us consummate our marriage while wearing a chastity belt.
>>584676280Sorry she's my wife
>>584675640Oh boy I can’t wait to MLB, uuhhh, el pasa power? Anybody ever use that?
>>584676280Feng Shui's lucky number is 8 bwo
are umatism anons here?
>>584676376V thinks /uma/club stole umama from him
>>584676267yeah that's literally what I said I will do anon, well done
7 and Umama is my wife
>try to get sprint sparks for maruzensky>realize after 10 careers that I kept her sprint at Brate my IQ
You really can't take my name off your mind.Have you tried not namedropping me for a day?
>>584676475Allen's boy pussy is just that good
>>584676517Then stop crying about it here faggot, nobody cares what a bitch that can't talk in the club chat thinks. If you're even in the club.
>>584674051oh wow that used to be my club member get mogged lmao
>>584676239really? does she unironically have simps in that club?
>>584676138Imagine it. Or write it. Or go on ao3 or whatever and hope someone already has.Or ey aye generate it if you don't mind being reincarnated as a fly in the afterlife.
Vodka is a creek tier power statstick with gold restore
The fun begins.
I think the best way to prevent someone from pretending to be you is to adopt a trip code.
>>584676803good luck on that mutation gwo
>>584676803ganbatte zrr-bwo
>>584676670I literally can't stop thinking about you, Almond Eye
>/uma/ club schizo still seethinglmao
>>584675765>we>thinking /uma/ has a consensus on anythingif you flatline, you get 50 more pulls on Kitawhite, pretty good chances to get her. But RNG might fuck you, and you get nothing. If you don't flatline, you only get 50 pulls on Kita, but you also get ~70 Palmer star pieces, a rainbow shard, and 3-ish gold shards, and 25 chances to hit a 3* blue. I don't count the supoka banner because the odds of getting anything good are so low they're practically nonexistent. I budgeted 200 pulls for Kita anyway, so I probably won't flatline.
Is there ever an opportunity to just buy an entire MLB as a selector, rather than drip feeding semmi-annually or whaling on the standard gacha?
These sprint pink hit rates are making me suicidal
>>584676698Sorry for talking about the /uma/ club on the /uma/ general, didn't exactly ask for your opinion either feel free to keep sucking schizo dick>>584676724yurr
>>584675708Probably for the best then if you take all your grievances to the designated shitting street (here)
>>584676852But then you will filter me and I will get no attention !
>>584676803I already wanted to kill myself after only a week of trying to mutate a B Taishin, I can't even imagine doing it with a C uma
>>584676604about 20-30 higher than tosen jordan's
How many sparks is it from F->A? 15?
>>584676980Now I really want umama to come back so your retarded ass finally fucks off
>>584676967
>>584676980you didn't leave the first time around you ain't doing shit faggot
mambwos.... pweaseeee... the fan run....
>>584677048I'm more worried about being able to finish her career with slrint atamina.
>>58467710710 minimum and you need to hit inspiration twice for S
>>584676980Fans are fans, quit being a drama bully.
Umama is staying in Dacchis, he would never betray a club that picked him up when he was at his lowest after all
>***** won***** won>***** won***** won>***** won***** won
>>584677456Dacchis will kick him next month
>>584677016but. it could be a special little handle for a special little gamer.. like you...
>>584677168We are a 495 btw
>>584676980If you leave I'll follow you out too bwo
>>584677343nobody asked
>>584677164I wonder if that has anything to do with umama being kicked...>>584677150that's not very nice, if you wanted to be in a mentally ill erp celebrity discord club you could've followed umama out :)
>>584677552I'm from the future we're back to 99
>>584677456they're actually coming to the club im in next
mambocchi
>>584677343i have 14 sparks and only goes up to B, so can't be correctsprint S is a meme anyway I just cannot gamble a run on being a sprint b however
>>584677613But it says /uma/ Club and not MAMBOOOOOOOOO
>>584677705retard
>>584677504I won because BUEBUE is my super mega cute childhood (girl)friend
>>584677706It's foreshadowing, someone is getting poached.
>>584677803I hope it aint me
>>584676980Umama probably puts out more fans than you anyway LOL.
>>584677803Mambochou has been talking about the prophecy he's leaving
>>584677870that's V pretending to be an /uma/ club fag it has always been the case
>>584677760brown
How to loops sprints parents? Pretty sure I'm doing something wrong, my clanks are leaving with like 4 sparks, do you leave then at Stam focus, or change to sprint?
I have been living alone for 20 years, and I’ve deep cleaned my entire apartment for the fourth time ever today, feels good. No I'm not a Teiobwo, I do regular cleaning sometimesUma Musume
can you leave me out of your gay ass dramayou're replying to and arguing with someone that isn't even in the club
>>584677870umama is actually slacking with the fans this month
>>584678029>I do regular cleaning sometimesIf this was true you wouldn't need to deep clean
>>584677456http://poal.me/7o084zhttp://poal.me/7o084zhttp://poal.me/7o084z
>>584678047Fake demon
HOW DO I GET AS MANY SIMPS AS UMAMA????
5 borrow runs with 12 sprint sparks and about 430 affinityNot a single one hit in 10 insposI am genuinely considering uninstalling this game, this is absurd
mambo
>>584678075It's funnier when you realize nobody in the argument is from /uma/ club.
>>584678237V...
So uhHow exactly do I tell my club im sitting out the 5 days for kita
>>584678268I'm not talking about that retard
It's okay to be sexist
>>584678354just tell your danchou bro you're a grown ass adult
>>584678247>he does borrow runslmfao
I'm starting to think everyone here is mentally ill.
>>584678476you might be the dumbest poster here if you're just figuring that out
>>584678476I do talk to my selves from time to time
>>584678394holy fuck I wish that was me so bad I want onii-sama to m*rder and have s*x with my c*rpse <3333 any takers...
hehgood jonger
>>584678476Nah I'm a stable genius
Leak the umails
>>584678075mambwo but you have been and are defending umama and enabling his behavior itt and I am from your club
genuine question, do loopachads ever actually get any 9* or 18* blues with their parents? or do you settle for 6* or 12* ones because you have a good amount of skills?i've spent two days now trying to make end closer parents, and it feels like i'm not making 18* power or 18* stam parents in time for the next cm
>>584678598Kill yourself
>>584674978That was fun. I cant believe the person disconnected for 12 turns hit Riichi before me Big last round
>>584674978Uradora is a fair and balanced game mechanic.Thanks for the game.
i woke up and haven't done anything for 3 hours
>>584674978Good games. I was teased with amazing hands only to get fucked in the end
>>584678476Shut up 2 plats umama
I became a trainer only to fuck the umas
My first main hurdle of this endeavor.
>>584678649>avatarfag defending another avatarfag
>>584678649go talk to him about it in your club chat
>>584678651getting a parent with 9*/9* AND great skills is exceedingly rare. I consider a 6*/6* with great skills to be excellent and a good thing to aim for. Anything above that is golden.
>>584678713sorry * you just don't do it for me anymore......
>>584678651blues arent as important as they used to be. If you get a 2* blue in stam or power and a good pink that's good enough
>>584678715>posting the retard
>>584678789you might have to buy a single white heal regardless of your runs
Edged for 45 minutes and still erect afterwardumas for me?
>>584678715>firefox soundpostevery time
>>584678651I have about 40 to 50 9* blue umas and have deleted about 40 to 50 as wellOnce you get a couple of good gps pretty much all your future parents will be 9
>>584678749you posted a lot of taishin testo images which I liked so that's something, at least.
Yep, I don't know if I can do this at my current level.
>>584678960but i just got here
>>584678992run as late
>>584678906Need a woman
>>584665515Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>584678651Nah, what actually happens is when your loop is good enough, godlike gps became the occasional failed loopa. Leave parent building for cm prep.
Sirius the Silly Uma
I still cant believe i fucking podium'd A finalsIll never top this
>>584678992>under 300 stm>paceretardbwo... run that race as late or end, or add a heal to your plan (not a pace heal)
>>584678715she is smart and also intelligent>>584678936no it was just a filename bug I hadnt caughtshould be fixed now
>>584679085can confirm as rice
>>584678826>>584678865maybe i got spoiled using 9/9 stam/power when making my med/long TT umas, that +45 looks a whole lot less than +63>>584678956nyaruhodo
>>584678906That's a man
So what day do we have to stop playing?The 20th? Before or after reset?
>>584679375on the 20th before banner reset (so you can still get daily gibs)
>>584679214>she is smart and also intelligentmeant for >>584678892 but clearly I am the retard here
>>584679097worst symboli in the game by far.
>>584678137the people have spoken
>>584679375Stop playing now just to be safe
>>584678960
>>58467937519th around the banner announcement time, 2300 UTC afaik
>>584679289you might be able to borrow a monster, yeah. but the chances of you making one of your own are close to 0. Like you could clank runs 24 hours a day and your chances of getting one aren't even worth discussing.
>>584679416Stop shilling
>>584679073so it's the second time I wrongly recognised someone itt. either that or you're lying to me. don't do that shit ever again. I'll kill you.
>>584678992When I trained my Taishin I had to take corner recovery or standing by just to survive tenno sho springFor kikuka sho you might need that and change zrr to late/end to survive, same for tenno
>>584679568Stop trying to recognize anons
>>584679568stop being a schizo
>>584679537I will shill Cygames intellectual property and there is nothing you can do to stop it
>>584679568start with yourself.
>>584678476I know I am!
>>584679568Every Taishin poster is Kaite
>>584679568Stop looking behind the curtain, anon. Enjoy the cute Taishins for what they are.
ManI literally have all of them except shitiLame
>>584679679Ugly dogs
>>584678137>>584679460>autis/uma/ 0 votes
>>584678394why are umamusume like this?
>>584679747>tranny cosplayer
>>584679568
>>584679760Don't say that
>>584679641but I think it's fun.>>584679718the titular kaite from the marukaite wei video?
>>584679926Why is she fat?
What Parents do I use for Nishino, Pasa and what else
Literally every anon trying to recognize a poster is a fucking idiot, this includes those anons who have little side conversations with each other talking all holier-than-thou saying shit like "oh hes off his meds" "he always does this around this time" and weird ass assumptions like that Genuine idiocy Ive been called V, umama, Andrew, mambodanchou or whoever the thread celebrity of the week is and ive never been in any of your retarded clubs, its incredible how many anons are wrong and just make posts with complete confidence anyway
Cute
>>584680038You posted her
>17 years old
>>584679745Anon most people just endlessly farm suzuka and taiki stars since grinding them to 5* is better than any of these shitters
>>584680114Source
>>584680038Oguri and Kiseki
>>584679926I ain't taking shit from symboli snack s.
>>584680052Leave Andrew out of this he has been my /uma/ crush for the last 7 months
>>584680038Mummy
>>584680019too much snacking
>>584680137rapist
>>584680052thanks for your holier-than-thou blogpost now how about you don't actually contribute to that nonsense and start talking about umas
>>584680052okay V, umama, Andrew, mambodanchou
>>584679914If trannies looked like this I would fuck Umama
>>584680052redditor first 4chan experience
>>584680074The song for this event is genuinely super cuteI want it to play at Santa booths at malls
>>584680227>grinding them to 5*for what purpose
>>584680074>almost at 9milwe’re gonna make it…
>>584680052whatever mambocchi
>>584680052Mambwo...
>>584680052mambwo...
>>584679745Finally... Hishiama Sexo will be mine
>poopdickschizo hours
>>584680227>retard
Palmer sex
Which uma would go out drinking with me only to bait me into drinking more than I was going to, getting me shitfaced and then take advantage of me in that state?
>>584680421too bad i cant soundpost without catbox
>>584680408Sometimes I wonder if people realize reddit is deadLike there's no such thing as reddit tourists anymore because the website has pathetic levels of traffic these days and most of their posts are made by bots or social media scrapers It would be more accurate to call someone a Twitter tourist but I guess this website has a weird younger brother syndrome with them
>>584680638palmer wouldn't do this
>finally get a decent Junior year (the other two years were so-so)>Nigger Nature doesn't finish Kawapri CBT chamber continues
>>584679568well then who are YOU?
>>584680421Happi togeza!!!
>>584680736don't be jealous anon
>>584680768>he can't tell
who even cares anymore.
I AMTHE ONE AND ONLY
paama
>>584680684where is all the traffic goingtraffic has gone down here too
>>584680684Maybe you'll fit in more if you go easy on the reddit spacing
>>584680790Please put Fuku on again pleas e
>>584680830i cannot because ive never bothered to try before
>>584680926discord and twitter
Big burger umas
>>584680684Who's to say I'm not an LLM also stress testing on 4chan specifically /uma/?
so why does rudolf and kris have the "symboli" part first on their name but sirius and speed have it come afterwards?
>>584680684It's the same boogeyman as tumblr 8 years ago when they banned porn and all those people scattered to the winds. The internet is fake and gay anyway and there's already parts of 4chan that get camped by bots 24/7.
this uma is...
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN AGAINST THISI FUCKING HATE END CLOSERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Zg-OBhGpU this is why kingu is super seeded in that gang beasts tourney
>>584680768I haven't yet been deemed worthy or annoying enough to get a name so I can be whoever you want to me bbg
>>584681152run faster nigga
>>584681107hungry
>>584680982that's good and you should treat everyone as anonymous and even if a post has a weird hint as if it's someone you recognize you should still treat them as an anon you've never interacted with before, that's how it's meant to beonce you have spent an awful amount of time here and experienced every single schizo behaviour you will recognize patterns like a glowie and it kinda ruins 4channel for you
>>584680684Twitter has become more powerful than 4chan which is why its rarely brought up>can actually post porn>ran by a retard who loves based right wing shit vs this place which is ran by a retard who seethes at vtubers>Can call someone out on being Indian or a liberal without janny intervention
How strong is King Halo?
I will defeat you
>>584681181>want to megood fucking lord how did I make a typo this bad
Will that song of the christmas event become permanent in the jukebox at some point? It's so nice to hear that piece.
>>584681181That's the key. You can avatarfag if you're not annoying but they usually go hand in hand since it's a cry for attention
>>584681356Every single post on my feed when I open Twitter is filled with bot comments. I don't know how people use that shit to talk with each other
Is it possible to find a Fuji Kiseki?
>>584681502the escaped goats?!
>>584681356I've never gotten the Indian thing considering the fact that the majority of the population is in poverty & wouldn't have even a second to spare to shitpost on 4channel.orgVery silly
are currensisters avatarfags?
789 Escape Goats
>>584681609if goat escapades never avatarfagged he'd just be another schizo
cm21 status?
>>584680137>NTR smile
>>584681476I was just wondering that. What a nice little bop. I'd like to hear it during actual christmas.
>>584681502yeah I have only a handful of umas I always post and technically avatarfag but I don't make 100 posts a day and don't go "ugh... didn't take my meds today hsfhshsgdhsh here's my 100th sprint CM run didn't get S award" so nobody knows who I amas it should be
>>584681639nyo, there's too many of us. Just like the gaslight Oguris
>>584681181that could change today bwoeat a whole banana in under five seconds
>>584681741then you're a good poster and should keep doing what you're doing. thank you for being a functioning human being
>>584680638>peggingFaggot
>>584681410Just average
>>584681702SURPRISE ROOM COME COME COME 49474734
>>584681630You have genuinely 0 idea how poorfags work if you think that
>>584681702Threw this lot together a while agoHavent felt like playing the game manually in weeks
>>584681639There are too many and some of these are even the same Currenposter with a different persona for his current Currenposting she's the safest uma to post here.
>>584681864Machan...
>>584680137>>584680337>>584681707My manhood is SMALL for her...No uma will love me...
>>584681864Where's Nishino
are there any good avatarfags in this thread
>>584681702reached bond lvl 12 with bakushin still no granparent
>>584681984Like morally?
le drà man?
>>584681983being bred nonstop for sprint sparks
>>584681864>have cheer halo>don't have camping taiki>not going to chansform>no pearli guess im using ogli and flowerzephyr spooked me so i might check her out too
>>584681864why is late Kingu still mid she has an additional gold and white late surger skill in her kitshe could still use OYL and we dont even have Sweep's skill yet
>>584678137>Dacchis: 7No, fuck off to /uma/club.
>>584681604She's a lesbian
>>584681862its actually really manly to be peggedtakes a lot of courage and it shows ur not insecure to let a woman dominate u
>>584681883Do you? I really think you don't...
>>584681702Finished my parents but forgot to loop head on it's over for me.
for the guy who asked in club
>>584680137
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLESPRINT SPARKS ARE ON EVERY SINGLE PARENT
>>584681702Still looping for end sparks. Is it that detrimental to have end B on kingu?
>>584682073Her ult is easier to activate if you are an end closer.
>>584682048no one here is morally good.
>>584681980
>>584682069She is like a motherdaughterwife to me. It's only logical.
>>584682156you can only jump 4 stages at the start so your uma probably has F base sprint
>>584682073you get too close to the pace/fronts who proc intimidate and hesitant lates
>>584682156welcome to mutating bwo
>>584682281Really?So people sperging about taishib/inari in sprint are giga retards?
>>584682235Look at her She is a goddessI'm a weak TORENA
>>584682073Late accels are all gamba in this cm, end has a consistent accel. King's unique is more consistent in end.
Umama has 2 plats?
>>584682339Taishin and Pasa are both really good here but have base F, so they're just harder to build since you ideally need to hit your sprint pinks twice mid run
Thinking of raising somebody else for CM21. Too many things to juggle at once.
>>5846823394 boosts is the career start screen cap in a single style etc, gotta claw the rest of the way up with inspirations.
>>584681702I'm tired and done fuck this sprint I'll take a break.Gomen mambros
>>584682073Spurt + Cheer is GUARANTEED 0.6.
Why do sprint CMs specifically have so many mutationsOr more specifically why do sprinters suck ass at sprinting
Reminder to help your trainee with her hygiene! https://files.catbox.moe/ldtexh.mp4
>>584682680Sprint is OSHI distance
>>584682680It's less the latter and more that there just aren't a lot of sprint umas.
>>584682680there are too few sprinters in the game compared to other distances, and carat savers wouldn't want to risk 200 pulls on an uma they'll use once every 5 months
>>584682680there are like 3 umas with sprint a
>>584682412Reject lolis
>>584682482someone confirm?
>>584682680because length of a track doesn't matter, only the shape mattersso mechanics that they intended for long races only work just as well in sprints if the shape matches
>>584682754Actual sprint umas:>bakushin>machan>bamboo memoryUmas they consistently lose to in sprints:>taishin>oguri cap>el condor pasa
>>584682868cygays method of rewarding hard work
>>584682830>>584644176
>>584682108>t.beta male
Are we watching this
>>584682951yikes nonny
>>584682680>>584682754
My Oguri reached maximum fatness...
>>584682868I guess we only have to wait three years for a proper Bakushin sprinter
>>584683045I watch pakatubes almost everytime they show up
>>5846829512mama is real!?
>>584682834>length doesn't matter, only the shape matters
>>584683091I own none of these 3 stars
>>584682868You can say the same about just about any distance - just pick any uma that specializes in a single distance and you'll realize most in game currently also lose often to the handful of meta uma.
>>584683045>Kingu final boss
>>584683045>Mejiros>Ryan and PalmerNo
what if cygames were not incompetent
>>584683275Very wrong Medium and long specialists destroy their respective type
>>584682235tummy
>>584683357DRAGALIA LOST would have never been EOS'd
>>584683091They're so ugly
>>584683045i will, for she but, I think she'll job in round 1, so I'll still watch the rest to make bets on who can keep up with Kingu the most
What happens if I increase Kingu end aptitude only to B and still run her as end? Or god forbids ignore it entirely at end D?
>>584683280If you haven't seen how Kingu absolutely wrecked everybody else, even won a 1v3. You should. Just type gangbeast uma English or something
>>584683460she won't win the downhill mode lottery on the downhill mode track
it is so cute how cygames started crutching with "ummm if you use this uma outside of the one thing we want them to be good at, the unique literally doens't do anything ok"
>>584683357We are still playing the game, aren't we?
>>584683460-10% wit for Baround -20% I think for D?
Is it unethical to attend a "no loads refused" pimped-out cumdump event if bottom has blocked me on twitter even though i've never talked to him and i have no idea why?
>>584682340Meanwhile, Nishino Flower-
>>584683091you can turn it down to spring E since you should always have at least 10 stars in the track distance
>>584683584because of the character designs and writingit's the writers and artists who deserve the credit, not the game designers
>>584683479>he watch his fav uma
>>584683669I'm not reading all of that but no. probably not.
>>584683669Who cares about Twitter drama shit?
nuh uh, you faggots aren't going to ruin kingu like thisdie. die. die. die. die.
I made that kingu webm last year and now look what type of person is using it
>>584683460Wit's pretty important here the race is mostly downhill
>>584683357>make use of three(3) servers worth of feedback to prepare the long anticipated EN Global Release>drop JP present day(year 5 at the time) QoL changes to global release date>1.5x acceleration on day 1 instead of in unity>drop newRA halfway thru URA>FF unity till mant release>drop mant and nu unity together>drop auto on day 1 mant release so nu unity and mant has equal status>???>profitThe marketing department of cygames has done an excellent job even before day 1 by capturing the massive normie market. But they clearly don't have a feedback system that makes use of the other servers data. Fucking useless boomers.
>>584683880I've made a few reaction images myself and it's fun to see them take on a life of their own
>>584683669Bottoms are bottoms for a reason nobody cares what they think just use them
How much rng do I have to rng cm21?
>>584683862But I refuse.
>>584683880imagine how teiobros feel
>>584683423it's lost for a reason, anon
>>5846818736/9
>>584683969Leaving downhill mode after you enter it is a flat dice roll and there's nothing you can do to impact that.
>>584684147Fuck off 2mama
What's the most Feng shui sex position?
>>584676107>You are losing 70 stars on palmerYou can actually do two races against her
>>584684262V you're trying too hard, go inherit your 789 Escape Goats
>>58468429669 symbolizing yin and yang
>>584684296Suspended Congress
>>584684345Skip
>>584684437>kitasan white>skip
>>584683926Holy dreamland imagine Nunity absolutely erasing mant from the timeline got me hard
Why join 2platter room
took my meds award
>>584684475I like the black version more
>unironically risking to not retain my semen this time after retained for 3 weeksBros...
7 and I just rolled a 7
>>584684147I'll start joining your rooms when you stop being a faggot
It's over https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/2110968476756242641
>>584681873my ardan is THROWING.........late start larry against danchode number 519257198252175https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=wzOPb2Nzyx4sJ9HcvO8qJv6Qthat concludes the super duper secret race for meow, thanks!!
>>584684345My memory is retarded, how many sets of races we usually get per uma? 3?
7 and you just rolled your balls
>>584684824>V marked pinkCute
>>584683187God I want to rape Teio
>>5846848242mama
>>584684503>>584684723>>584684905>>584684916789 Escape Goats being desperate...
7 and finemo posters owe me sex
Umama is Urara. 2 plats, worst player in /uma/ and v/ma/ and still keep playing
>>584684794too much texto
>>584684906Too late!
>>584684691literally update any uma from your TT team it only takes 1 run stop being afraid of playing the game
>>584684996https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12390329
>>584685040lel
>>584683045I need my King to win a 1 v 7.
>>584685040Urara is a innocent, sweet, happy go lucky girl who loves the world & everyone around her though, opposite of Umama
>>584683880a lot here use the images I made but if they knew who I am they would have a mental breakdown
>>584685118>implying his deck is maxed
>>584685040don't you dare bring up my daughters name right next to that creature
>>584685253You don't need a whale deck for class 6
>>584685040Robot is Urara, fuck you.He was pure, unlike umama.
>>584685121giwtwm
>>584685318Yes you do
>>584685373he did a keb and stopped playing, let him go it wasn't your fault
oh yeah uma&co did kick out someone for umama to reach rank S this month
>>584685420YWNBAU
kinda crazy that robot actually quit after being kicked
>>584685580What I come home to every night. Yes, Teio is my daughter but still looks at me like this and dresses like this.
How many thread personalities do you guys have?
>>584685654I meant the man creampieing FineMo
>>5846857390
>>5846857393 or 4 maybe 6 or 7
>>584685739I'm myself
>>584685449nah just bring 5 wit cards and fuku speed to unity cup
>>584685739Stilltranny, V, Umama, the hall monitor, finemoschizo, currenfag are all the same person
>>5846857396 mayhaps even 7.
>>584685901finemoschizo is anonchama tho
>>584685739im just beeing myself
>>584685860Stop being yourself
>>584684824But the calculators and planners told me late Halo bad....
>>584685739i'm the pro-slopper, not the chibiposter, the one who will remind you fags you lost the war everytime you cry about AI.
The ears are so big that it's covering her nose.
>>584686014nyo>>584686046idk I think she's pretty good
>>584685901Don't forget the Fusuposter
for me its falco's double chin
who am i
>>5846860762 plats mama
>>584686108she cute
>>584686125Late has always been good if they hit their gambling, spreadsheet retards often fail go understand the essence of this.
>>584685739As many genders as there are, so MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ personalities.
please post naked tama more often i dont want to be a thread personality
have a bono bwead>>584686226>>584686226>>584686226
>>584686040>hag
>>584683729This is still my favorite gameI enjoy it deeply
>>584686206Dump your collection, I'll add them to folder.
>>584686321I dont have a lot
sex seven
>>584685948I'm starting to wonder why you think that, don't answer tho
>>584686321I ought to make more
>>584685084Glued
>>584686648Make them reaction image worthy too...
>>584686321And I will
