>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>584659972
>>584678663MOTHER
This is my take on who the cast should be if Deadlock ever gets the Arcane treatment
Every awful hagpost is another reason she's last.
>>584678552I like the guns but every time I see Drifter pepper someone with red confetti I can't help but think there should just be melee heroes.
>>584678910troon cope
>>584678663I NEED SERINIDE I NEED HER HER CLUB GIRL VIDEO HAS MADE ME DROP BUCKETS. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE WEB THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE o7
just remove bebop's hook already
>>584678941I hope the item rework actually makes melee viable, so that it has more than 3 items
Sex with Billy!
Silver is pathetic
>How to be a good gun carryHave a good gun. Danny does not. I don't want to hear about your ratios if your gun is bad.
just posted this in the last thread. oof. >match ID118032700>victorWe did win this but I don't really know what I should have / could have done better at the start to not get farmed in lane. I also don't know why the arch mother got invincible like, twice near the end of the game. I did get into the groove of farming, at least. so I wasn't a total waste.also my fucking Mina banned my Mo&Krill. why do friendly avoids affect the your champs
>>584679172Danny isn't a gun carry he's a Vindicta bully
danny's a roaming ganker/anti carry, it's not rocket science
Baba cosplay is better than nurse lesbo slop
電光石火の技というものを見せてやろう!
>>584678849I think Holliday and Abrams would be the protags. They'd complement each other well.
no shota is safe with billy, rat king, and venator on the loose
doing missiles rocks
>>584679018You could remove Billy from the game and literally nothing would change
>>584679273Konichiwa Fine Bitch.
>>584679273stop saying this shit Yamato!
Is this guy using Etheral Shift during Abrams ult? You can do that? He ults, activates Phantom Strike, and does something that delays the slam at the last second before hitting a fuck ton of people.
>>584679259stop posting this ugly bitch
>>584679424you'd be removing one of the most fun tanks doe
>>584678763how hairy is her armpits, snatch, and shitter? asking for a friend
>>584679481You can use items during Abrams ult
>>584679545mina...
How do I get good at Drifter? Is he a late game carry?
>>584679481Yes. If you hit your ethereal shit when you're about to slam and you teleport on-top of someone you will like weirdly float them around until ethereal shift ends and then you just slam them
>>584679354Billy only gets fucked by grown men though?
>>58467935664k souls and you spent it on this garbage no wonder he looks bad to you people
>>584679424You'd be removing the most fun hero in the game
>>584679018would suck his dick
>>584679628So what is he doing to grab them and move them around before he slams? Can you move the enemy around with Phantom Strike?
>>584679772>most fun>current Billy>in the current metaMaybe on planet half-a-year-ago.
>>584679545Silver, don't be jealous just because you are out of shape because no one plays you...
4 hours 20 minutes before /OURGIRL/ is in, bros!
Serinide is an ugly whore
>>584679356>escalating exposure>on a diver
>>584679354you mean with lady geist and nurse harrow on the loose.
>>584679354I play Rem so I can be rape bait for Billy, Rat King and Venator mains! I let them use me like a cock warmer in lane!
>>584679937You're just bad
Death Prophet hero when?
>>584679898No. You need to use phantom strike before using ethereal shift since you can't use items when you're actually slamming.
>>584679684Kill people. You literally get permanent stacks for kills. You do still have to farm like a normal hero sometimes, but he's much more slanted towards killing than farming.
>Our team is sieging enemy blue walker>6v6 fight>I go in and ult as Seven>Enemy team backs away so I start floating forwards towards their walker>Because the enemy team disengaged, my teammates disengage too to go farm jg
>>584680061only indians like straight shota so no
>>584680080Cope and seethe and just switch to Mo&Krill
>>584679618Smooth.
>they get lash rat king>we losewow thanks
has anyone else NOOTICED that geist bomb aoe isnt actually spherical like everything else? the visual doesnt match the actual hurtbox, the sphere is sort of flattened at the top
How much longer til they add him? EVERY MOBA has him.
>>584679684Buy fortitude and trophy collector, and go to every single fight possible. Never go back to base, use the secret shops to buy. Break every box you can during your rotations. The game's very lenient with assists you can get them just by being near a kill, without doing any damage, and get stacks
>Non stop playing games>Internet goes out for a bit>Banned for 6 hoursI'd understand if I was constantly leaving games but 6 hours? and on today of all daysFuck you Yoshit
They should have made Baba cuter
>>584680334We already have him
Just what went wrong foe these 9 heroes?
>>584680360NoFuck offBaba is literally perfect babushka
>>584680436Wheres solomon?
>>584680334He's already in, as Shiv is on a Journey to the West to receive a blessing from the Patrons and he is a King (because he is Elvis) and he looks like a monkey
>>584680204indians only like /ss/ if it's younger girl X older man. if it's Older woman X younger boy then it's okay.
>>584680524Not in the bottom 10
>>584680093So I use Phantom Strike while ulting as Abrams, I can move them around?
>>584680436warden is weak compared to others in the same classyou could argue pocket doesn't need -15% spirit resist with baba in the gamethe rest are shitters lowering the win rate
>>584680334>Giant monkey man wearing the uniform of an NYPD beat cop>Instead of a magic stick he has his "magic stick" AKA his standard issue police baton, the magic is it can turn anyone unconscious if he taps them on the head with it hard enough>Nobody makes any mention of his appearance, lawful/good heroes call him "officer" or "Officer Wu" while villanous heroes call him the cop, pig, etc>Entire cast behaves as if he's just a normal guy and not a roided gorilla in policeman's blues
>>584680436>shivpro tax>doormanpro tax>pocketpro tax>gtpro tax>paradoxpro tax>viscouspro tax>wardenneon prime leftover getting removed soon>miragepro tax>dannykit is tailor-made for feeding russian 0/20 drifters abrams apollos yammers etc.
>>584680575>/ss/>younger girl X older manYou can just admit you don't understand a concept and look it up, anon. It's 2026, it's free to Google things.
>>584680093>since you can't use items when you're actually slammingSo how is he activating Etheral Shift?
>>584680487>babushkaYou lost
>>584680248but I want her to have mature milf hair...
>>584679254His ultimate signals to me that Danny is just MoKrill with a jetpack
>>584680819You are the one who lost though, muttmerican
>>584679618very hair and some of the hairs are white
>>584680868Then don't fuck somebody who cares about health and cleanliness
>>584680724so long as he looks 1:1 to kong
>>584680810the point still stands /ss/ is pure and not indian lust.
>>584679356I like it. I was thinking about surge of power of Strix but does the movespeed actually do anything for Danny?
>>584680436>ShivPiloted by retards he is op>DoormanNerfed 30 times because shitters cried about kidnap and bell damage and the new map has so much clutter placing doors on the ground is impossible alongside the other indirect kidnap nerf of making his lineups under walker really bad on purpose>Pocketpiloted by shitters he is strong>GTVery obviously OP, once again piloted by shitters. Max 1 is unbelievably broken>ParadoxCarbine meme build is useless outside of comp, shitters once again tanking the winrate>ViscousHard to play, is balanced around it though>WardenStill strong, other m1s are just stronger so being tanky isn't worth as much as being able to delete anyone instantly with gun damage (guns are still OP obviously)>MirageVictim of nerfs and powercreep, only hero that deserves to be on this list but F tier is fake>DannyTanking his 28% on launch winrate, he's probably realistically around 48-51% with his current strength
>>584680923Celeste"sisters", I...
>>584680921mo krill's shutdown ult isn't typically associated with tanks in the genre, danny fills a more traditional niche
https://x.com/jetsetworm/status/2098497203664806115Gravesissies just lost the right to complain about their faggot crutch character ever again
How do I activate Shadow Weave and Magic Carpet without the two canceling each other out?
>Paige MVP
when pros talk about "curse" do they mean cursed relic or something else
What's the reason why all the Baxterfags have an arm missing?
>>584681562Stop noticing things
>>584681540Yes.
>>584681212Reminder that the fly AI was also good at McGinnis but found her too boring to keep playing
Will valve bend the knee to "muh guns are OP!!!" shitters next patch?
>Venator>pure Bullet character>dogshit>Rat King>pure bullet character>top 5 if not top 3 heroWhat gives?
>>584680978this makes my pp into the big pp...>>584681017after the advent of soap grooming body hair has little to do with health and cleanliness and more about personal preference.
>>584681634really funny wiseguy, you're a real comedian, i bet they all call you the joker
>>584681719they do call him that actually lol, you don't know who that is? people call him the joker
>>584680645If you use ethereal shift immediately afterwards>>584680813By using it just as you're about to slam after phantom striking. Timing kinda sucks, especially on moving targets since you need to be more-or-less on the same "level" as them to grab them.
>>584681668Matchmaking considers Venator a carry even though he's not one, Rat King considers him a tank and he is one
>>584681668shooting with gun is dogshit throwing, spamming grenades and aoeslop ults while being tanky as fuck wins games
I buy cooldown and rapid recharge on venator to stack spellslinger instantly
>>584681668Rat is not gun retard, rat is a 'use 4 to win fight' character
>>584680724This would be incredibly funny and fitting for Deadlock which is exactly why we will not get that and instead get 5 more generic asian women wearing designer clothes.
>>584681668rat king isn't a pure bullet characterrat king has better utilityrat king's ult is better for teamfights which is usually the deciding factor.
>>584681668venator is fine>>584681951retard
>>584681562Hasn't been given yet, though we have a name for the rite, referred to in some of Shiv's new dialogue as "paying the price", along with a name who performed it for him (Mira? I am failing to recall the exact name). Seems to be maybe a mentorship rite? We know Gray Talon vouched for Shiv but it doesn't mean he taught him everything about how the Society hunts, so my guess is Shiv learned under this individual, then she had him "pay the price", though the dialogue with Calico this all comes from implies there are multiple outcomes for this rite, possibly the death of the other party? Since Calico knows this individual herself and questions if she still lives, so perhaps Calico and Shiv share a mentor.
>>584681658If you play a gun character and have under a 55% winrate you are objectively dogshit at the game. It's just how it is.
>>584680724too overwatch
>>584680724>taps them on the head with it hard enoughlmao
>>584681212>Graves is so good that a literal FLY can play her>Retards somehow consistently manage to feed her ass off on her in my ranked games
>>584682046
>>584680724>the magic is it can turn anyone unconscious if he taps them on the head with it hard enough
>>584682128>lane with moron on new hero vs graves>it's just him walking into root and exploding over and over
>>584682046Why? Because there's a monke?
>>584682035What? The only gun characters left in the game are Venator and Rat King, and Rat King is op not because of gun items, but because his entire kit is retard-proofed.Venator also sucks outside of coordinated play or at least having one teammate glued to you at all times.Warden's gun build is unusable, as is his entire kit at this point. Nobody else really builds gun. All the 'gun' characters are just spirit characters like Haze, Mirage, and Wraith.
>>584681668Venator is a skill check character. You have to be able to aim and you have to understand the map super well in order to get the good gut shot angles. When a Venator is hitting his gut shots you basically get free picks all over the place, he's abrams but able to do damage. Maybe the strongest gun character
is this the perfect silver build? 65 minute game btw
>>584680724>Seven is the only one who points out he's a gorilla>gets increasingly exasperated when no one notices this>"Seven... You can't call him that..."
>>584682439>current haze>spirit
>>584681212old news. also why is the neuro-pathway map shaped like a dogcock and balls?
>two retards on my team go 0-8 and 0-5 by 10 minutes>NOOOO YOU CANT LEAVE OR FF YOU HAVE TO PLAYokay then i'll int yoshi you fucking nigger
>>584682439Tales from initiate
>>584682562She does build plenty of spirit items, including Capacitor.
>>584682546would be funnier if the only person in the cast who >NOOTICES is shiv
When did they make souls drop on the ground after you kill lane creeps? I haven't played since early 2025 and it looks like people are literally just not collecting the souls on the ground.
>>584682578because its fake lol
VIOLETCHADSONE FINAL PUSH - COME ON, WE CAN DO IT!
>>584682439>Rat King is op not because of gun items, but because his entire kit is retard-proofed.This is true, Rat is very overtuned and needs to be touched. Venator is also good, he's just not retardproof like Wraith or Haze or Vindicta and those 2 of those are also impossible to build against by virtue of having innate mixed damage and the third is Haze who is a pick character disguised as a gun character. The problem is that people conflate doing gun type damage with being a gun character (meaning you shoot them to death with your fucking GUN) and being a retardproof m1 character with a billion fire rate and mixed damage is obviously broken and the (((demerit))) you suffer is being squishy which means little in DL because movement is so obscene and you have 5 friends to hide behind while you beam people down in under 3 seconds because holding your mouse over someone is not actually skill expression
>>584682880Prove you actually play the game right now
>>584682613>stupid illiterate faggot still doesn't understand the game or it's mechanicsyawn
>>584682562>Builds whatever combo of Slowing Hex/Knockdown/Silence Wave for guaranteed sleep knife hit for guaranteed killYou underestimate Haze players' faggotry
>>584682880TAKE MY ENERGY
dude why does my ult cd INCREASE when i get hit in streetbrawl???????
>>584682936You are such a disingenous fucking retard acting like you can win a game with 2 useless teammatesYou cannot even argue that you can singlehandedly carry because one disarming hex/knockdown/any counter item completely destroys any potential for thatdumb ape faggot
>>584683104>dribbling and drooling in responseyawn x2
>>584682613>My teammates are inting games?>Inting this game should put a stop to this
>>584682546>"Of all the bizarre and laughable participants in this ritual, yours is the story I have the least interest in knowing.">"I don't follow. I'm nobody special, just the unlucky bastard who caught the worst beat he could get tonight.">"... Are you mocking me? In spite of my appearance I assure you, I am not blind.">"Look, I'm not keen on making beef with an escaped convict who is frankly above my pay grade, but either you stop dancing around what you mean or we are going to have a hard time getting this thing done.">"... Nevermind. It was foolish to even bring it up."
4 hours until harrow paizuri
>>584682928How? Is this good enough?
Sliver should have been black and they should have alos given her a bigger ass.
>>584682928What do you mean?
>>584682936yeah yeah you think since i'm already mad it'll be easier to ragebait me but you have to try harder than that>>584683182no? i just wanna go next and this is the only way i can do that without getting banned
>>584681109Pocket has dogshit numbers.
>>584683142>replying to a shitter with a low emotional thresholdThat is directly linked with low intelligence btw, you're just giving (you)s to a literal tard
>>584682539>crushing fists>colossus>no inhibitor>no phantom strike
>>584683208>>584683230>Holiday CHAD vs Mina KEK
Baba and Solomon have the most dry and boring dialogue in the game. Honestly i wasn't really interested in any hero this patch except for Danny but I hate his fucking voice.
>>584682928ok now what
>>584681212Yes we all saw this video a month ago when it was posted. Why didn't you post the video here instead of linking xitter like a nigger? Afraid of a little effort in your shitposting?
>>584683195you mean harrow buttjobs with her big, cellulite-packed ass
SEVENTH MOON
>kill Mina in lane>spends the rest of the laning phase ignoring farm and hard trying to procc 3 on me, and me aloneWhy are Minacacas like this?
>>584683142>>584683353Fuck both of you retardsWinning a game with one subhuman on the team is hard enough, two is literally impossibleI wish for a subhuman animal to int your games 10 times in a row, see if you still say every game is winnable then
I used to play support in DotaCM, Venge and Willow was my favorite. So can you heal slut in this game or is it strictly support?
Guys I'm actually stressing the fuck out trying to collect souls that my lane partner is shooting from a distance. I never realized I was literally losing souls from my teammates shooting the troopers at range and not collecting it.
nerf paige into the dirt already
Someone post big hat Yamato, please?
>>584683594Pick viscous and build around cube. Once you get good you'll be able to save teammates with puddle punches
>>584682481>he's abrams but able to do damaget. has never played against a fed Abrams
>>584683560post the match result screen so we can see how much mina actually dogwalked you
>>584683346Pocket is permanently playable by virtue of removing healing for a year with his ult, but he's also an incredibly safe and mobile ganker with good burst damage and a strong gun who can farm lanes with virtually no risk. You have to actually use your brain but it's also easier to just pick Solomon/Mina/Whatever and just faceroll with overtuned numbers, but that doesn't make him bad.>>584683594>Can you healslut in this game??>lists 3 heroes with no healing whatsoever he "played" in dota2?
>>584683596Tell them to collect the orbs. I've lost count of how many times I have to tell retarded Vindicta players to get close and stop shooting from afar.
Rusty tromboning Drifter in a dark alleyway!
>>584683565you're complaining about retards feeding in LANE PHASEnigger, LANING PHASE IN THIS GAME MEANS NOTHINGim guessing the bigger problem was a haze got fed and you had zero idea on how to stop her, up your game before complaining that things are untenable there's so many hand holding gibs me dat comeback mechanics in this game its unironically easier for the winning team to throw at times
>>584683596You only lose them if you're out of range of absorbing them or if they are the free Souls that get denied. If you in range you don't need to shoot them. If they are just laying there then just move up and you'll suck em up
>>584683594You can be a heal slut or a shield slut, play rem or paige.Paradox has Venge's ult, Seven has CM's ult kind of and Willow's cursed crown but he's a hard carry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAyAfl3vy0Yis this one of you guysit gives me old school channer vibes
>>584683731if you have to quantify it with being fed before abrams can do damage then the other guy is right.
>>584678663I saw this picture like 450 times already, how many times will these retards post it?"DURRRRRRR WOMAN WITH LOW QUALITY COSPLAY MUST GOON"
>>584682925Yeah movement in this game is honestly such a massive problem and really needs to be toned down, it's why Rat King is so fucking OP, he has a gigantic hitbox and the devs are like 'durrrrr instead of making movement actually fair so this guy doesn't get raped let's just boost all his numbers to the moon and make all of his abilities auto-aim.'Heroes like Wraith, Vindicta, and Haze are basically unpunishable because they can rape anyone in a 1v1 and then just teleport/go invis/fly away behind all the cover on the new map.It doesn't help that the items that SHOULD counter this sort of faggoty playstyle are all fucking worthless. Knockdown is a meme that just gets counterspelled or dispelled (because dispel magic is OP as shit), disarming hex sucks ass for the price and has the same problems as knockdown, slowing hex does nothing to stop movement faggotry and is just used to silence someone's movement ability.Phantom Strike is the only true anti-air ability and it is super expensive and not usable on anyone but tanks.
Harlows ult should just be venators ult but it's big syringes that heal teammates
you all can admit she saved this game, right?
>>584684178Thats not THE LASH
>>584683835You have to get up within like 20m of the soul to collect it, and the wave is pushing past that point in the lane because Rat King is shoving the wave into our tower with scrap grenades. Trying to run up and collect the soul is suicide so they just shouldn't fucking shoot it from 40m away.
>>584684178You mean she attracted a bunch of retarded foids and transexuals while also being disgustingly overpowered and super easy to play, while players gaslit everyone into thinking she is high skill?
>>584684149Better idea
>>584684178Ivy? Yeah Deadlock was dead without her.
violet should be pockets girlfriend to make mina seethe
>>584684178if the old gods new blood update never happened the game would be in a much better state.
>>584680436>Shiv, Pocket, GT, Paradox, Viscous, MirageNone of these characters is weak.>DoormanRetarded door range change made him op, instead of reverting it they gutted the rest of his kit instead.>DannyStill reeling from his awful release.The only character deserving to be on that list is Warden and there are several other characters that are just as awful but are not on that list.
>>584680923>>584683208>>584683230>>584683420>only one picture with rank in frame and it's RitualistDo you niggers only play Brawl?
>>584684318t.shiv main
>>584684474none of those pictures have ritualist in it
>>584684487Is Shiv really an incel?
>>584684474I haven't played any ranked since the reset because it's miserable now. Waiting for next season. Now are you gonna keep coping or kneel to Violetchads?
>>584684178Well yes, but I would add that she was added at the same time the hideout was added, and massive map changes that officially brought things away from no lighting strange 4lane land. She helped but frankly the game was only worth trying, not seriously playing, before "6 New Heroes".
>>584684474if they only play brawl then odds are they are happier than 90% of people ITT by default
>>584684140>Yeah movement in this game is honestly such a massive problem and really needs to be toned downi think they are slowly trying to do that with map changes rather than changing movement directlyi do agree tho, i hate that good movement invalidates macro since you can scoot across the map in ~30 seconds with most characters
>>584684554No, multiple women flirt with him, Geist literally asks him out on a date
>>584684308Can you even shoot the souls that sit on the ground when not in range?Regardless, in that situation you have the wave right at your tower, so you have other problems. You'll get enough souls fighting back the wave than it's worth it to take time to get that one sitting far away.
>>584681108yes, move speed is jetpack speed.
>toilet is clogged but I don't feel like dealing with it now>have to piss and shit into a trash can outsideanyways I hope nurse harrow gets released before violet
>finish a match>get a message request on steam>it gets deleted before i can see what it saidguys?
is siphon bullets an instabuy against rat kingfeels like he gets so resilient and just gets to facetank a majority of fights
>>584684679>violetsissy trying to give harrowCHADS a bad namePathetic
>>584684458Mina wasn't part of OGNB, though
>>584684140I think more than just that the problem is if you nerf dispel (they should probably make it a 6400) then the game just becomes CC spam which is even less fun. If they're going to make the map this intricate then we should have more items or skills that provide some information to compensate. Knockdown in theory is a good item with both counterplay (good movement so you don't get raped when it triggers) and cc that plummets you to the ground and stuns you, but in current DL it's worthless to buy and if dispel was more restrictive nobody would still buy it because you can spend half the gold on slowing hex and disable more heroes for longer or just rape them with your team while they're slowed to begin with. I personally think we need more items like Stalker that give hero vision so you can get kills with better pathing or entrapping people since your team has vision on them and the onus is on the other guy to know the map well enough and have the awareness to where to go on demand (where his team is) because otherwise Haze or Drifter or whoever is good at raping you the moment you're unattended will just be snowballing every game when they can kill people largely risk free every minute
>>584683182oh btw it worked :-)
>>584684564No, I'll stay a Celeste gooner until I breath my last breath.
>>584684679Anon, go fix your toilet. I can smell you shitting yourself. Go to the bathroom!
>>584679972I'm gonna rut!
>>584684747Yeah it's pretty much his only counter since the traditional "get every antiheal item" counters to Deadlock tanks don't work on him
>>584684785oh right. it all kind of blends together in my mind but what I said is still true even if it's irrelevant
I want to make a tier list of heroes ranked by how cool they are as characters but I'm lazy. Just know that I'd put Doorman in S tier alongside Abrams, Baba in F tier. Soloman in D tier for his boring as fuck personality.
>>584684617Yooo bro got that gilf pussy
>>584682613you will play 50 minutes of a game you can't ever win
>>584684895but I'm going into a trash can not my pants
>>5846848543200 souls for an upgraded Slowing Hex with Bounty Hunter's Track effect would be a good start.
>>584684984what about dynamo with a blunt
>>584684474Why would anyone play standard?I installed to fight and take towers, not hit boxes and slots.
I wish Danny had alt-fire like Viscous instead of this hold to shoot garbage.
>>584684487I would never ever pick Shiv, he's part of the cancerous heroes that people think are 'high skill' because they have zero weaknesses and busted movement.
>>584685312But he does anon!Just click m1 and see the amazing damage he deals :)
>>584685274well thats good because even in standard boxes and slots don't give anywhere near as much souls as pushing waves and taking towers
Its so fucking cold in my room its genuinely effecting my ability to play. My hands and fingers are all slow and they hurt, I keep messing up my aim and movement. I've been playing Kelvin for extra emersion, it makes me feel like i'm him
>>584685219thats a cigar retard
it pisses me off that yamato doesn't have an idle animation, she doesn't even breathe
>>584685404Affecting your ability to play, not effecting it. You are affected, with the effects of being cold. Trust me, I read books
as far as I'm concerned, this game is shit right now. I'm fucking sick of all of this healing barrier tank shit meta with disable spam.
>>584685312>gun alt fire is basically the same shit as Viscous/Yamato>can't alt fire it so he can still do gun things by holding m1 and instead has to tap fire (personally I think this is cool. Fixed RoF lever-action rifle hero when?)>people STILL think he's a gun character when his very obvious lane harass/mark popping tool has to be charged for a second to use itlmao
Paige is the Enchantress of Deadlock.
>>584685471says who
Why is Shiv considered bad in solo queue/pubs? He seems pretty self-explanatory.
>>584685274standard sucks yeah, thats why ranked exists
pussy = destroyed
>>584684604I don't think the map changes did much to curb how stupidly OP movement is if you learn how to abuse bugs in the engine. You still have people doing corner/edgeboosts and flying across the entire lane for using 1 stamina, IADs still exist, doing straight dashes instead of diagonal dashes is actively detrimental most of the time... it just is so lame.
>>584684868Yoshi's weakest forced 50 agent
>>584685557Enchantress is far sexier than this boring redhead nerd. SWDC is also one of Dota's top 3 sexiest heroes, alongside Marci and the Squirrel of course.
>>584685594Shiv is good in pubs because he makes my penis hard so I try twice as hard to win for him.
>>584685376Any time I have to spend doing it is a net negative to the experience
>enemy team just wont fucking die
Am I going insane? why does magic carpet keep getting cancelled? do you lose it after taking a certain amount of damage or something because there's no such thing in the tooltip and i swear i used to ride this thing through hell and it would never get cancelled once i get it out.
>>584681991There's literally only one asian woman wearing designer clothes in the game right now.
>laning as doorman with a asilver against billy and rem>end lane with billy at 1/10/0>he leaves>enemy team runs the second they see me or the silverI love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>584684854>>584685097At the very least Dispel Magic needs to lose the free spirit resist and the heal on it. An active item shouldn't also be giving you effectively +250 HP and 10% spirit resist on top of being one of the strongest active items in the game besides Curse or Unstoppable which are literally both just 'you don't get to play the game/I get to play the game for once' items.Many problems this game has is that they are just 1:1 porting shit from Dota and it does not at all work. No, you can't have hyper-scaling carries like Wraith who also have great laning phases and cannot be interrupted in the jungle or while pushing due to having a gigantic teleport and dispel magic and an ult that lets you automatically kill anyone every minute and a half, no you cannot port Skeleton King but make him ranged and also a sustain tank.If they remove most of the movement bugs and make it so that you are not griefing yourself by doing normal dashes, that will be a step in the right direction.Also make Knockdown unable to be dispelled so faggot Vindicta and GT players actually have to have some form of risk while flying in the open.
>>584685557She doesn't have a sopping doe pussy so that can't be true.
>>584683674>>584683853Nice Ill check them once I get an invite, Paige looks good so far.
>>584684178She saved my balls from being full
>>584685991If you use any ability it cancels it, this also counts for things like Victor's aura being turned on before you get on the carpet.
>>584686023too bad he's nerfed to fuck
>>584685557Who's Paige's TB?
>>584685685i think i came
>Harrow has cosplay sluts>Baba has cosplay slutsWTF happened for Violet to get no cosplay sluts?
>Literally has a sword>His melee animation is him kicking or slapping
>>584686294Boring and bland design that is literally just some girl after painting
>>584686294Be boring
>>584686294violet target audience plays overwatch and marvel rivals
>>584686318Because he uses his sword for all his main abilities
>>584686393Then she should have MORE cosplay sluts and not less!
>>584681668>Press 4 to instantly win any engagement.>Press 4 to kill one person at low health, maybe two, assuming you don't miss.Gee anon, it's a real mystery.>>584682925>>584684140>Vindicta being comparable in any way shape or form to Haze and WraithOne of the most retarded takes I've read here. Nevermind the fact that Vindicta is as much of an M1 carry as Drifter is, you're comparing a character with no disengage that needs to constantly snipe people to have any real gun damage to a character that has innate dispel magic + invisibility on charges, that needs to land a very generous knife hitbox at close range and press 4 to instantly win almost any duel. Wraith goes without mention, lane-wide teleport and a point & click skill that autowins 1v1s, the character may as well play itself.I do agree that hybrid damage is a bit of a problem, because after the march patch everyone and their grandma gets to do hybrid damage.>Phantom Strike is the only true anti-air ability and it is super expensive and not usable on anyone but tanksThe real problem with Phantom Strike is that it doesn't work on 90% of the flyers.
>>584686318He doesn't want to break the sword, he's played Dark Souls 2 and knows durability is tied to FPS and Deadlock is almost always 60fps+
I'll take AOEslop over the entire enemy team stomping by way of holding W+M1
any time you hop in standard to unlock a new character for ranked, there are going to be be 6 people on the other team trying to win because they're also trying to unlock characters for ranked, while your team is 5 niggas who say shit like "it's just standard who cares" when they go 1-13
>>584685810This.
I want to play Geist but I can't FUCKING aim!!!!!!!!
>>584686482Vindicta doesn't care about gun damage when she has scaling spirit damage on her gun and that is literally all you need to be a carry in Deadlock, she just also has retarded mobility with flight and literally cannot lose lane to over 75% of the cast at this point.Wraith and Haze being retard-proof doesn't mean Vindicta being slightly less retard-proof is okay. Literally every single carry in this game besides Venator is OP as shit and braindead to play because they quite literally only have 3 buttons to worry about due to having passives that are all homogenized and boring 'Shoot someone to do more damage' shit.
>>584686654All Geists do spirit only nowadays anyway
>>584685991if you put something like a sticky bomb on someone and then carpet, when the sticky bomb explodes and deals damage it counts as an ''action'' and cancels your carpetyou REALLY dont want to do anything like 5 full seconds before you use the carpet
>>584686654but you dont need to aim?
I don't report people because they hurt my feelings. I report people because they type shit like "bruh yall is some booty cheeks fr" and that annoys me.
>>584686574blame valve, not them. 15 wins is a fucking retarded requirement.
>>584686654Then build suck Geist and suck off all your enemies.
>>584686294She's basically covered in colorful cum and that's asian and that's basically her whole design, what is there to cosplay? Although truth be said you can say the same about other Queens in CNS character drop.I remember one Anon saying that white women don't want to cosplay her because she's of the other race and that would probably cause butthurt to some trannies on twitter
>cups of soda on the voting table have a fizzy effect shooting out of the cupthat's actually some detail I didn't expect.
>>584686654Her gun build is ass right now anyway, just do spirit geist (not bomb geist, it's different)Nightshift faggots got her nerfed to the point that there is not a single reason to pick her over Victor at this point.
>>584686717But Spirit Geist is a throw pick.
>>584686654bomb geist is very good if you're in the trenches
>>584686823>white women don't want to cosplay her because she's of the other raceNobody cares about this, people only get mad if you actively try to look like another race through makeup/editing
>>584686823White woman cosplayed as Mina though, so IDK
>>584686883if you dash-jump into the doorway next to it it makes a soundfucking valve just raise the fucking doorway by like half a meter wtf are you doing
>>584686938Thats gun geist thougheverbeit
>>584686713>Vindicta doesn't care about gun damage when she has scaling spirit damage on her gunSpoken like a true eternus Vindicta player. Where exactly is Vindicta getting all the farm to buy these expensive spirit items?>he just also has retarded mobility with flightYou mean the slowest moving, longest cooldown flight ability in the game? all while having 2 stamina. By sheer curiosity, have you ever played against a character called "Grey Talon"?
>>584686574But it's standard. Who cares?
>>584687043normal people don't, but for some reason a lot of women on the internet care what some retards have to say, again I am basically regurgitating what I read earlier, so Anon's take could've been something completely different and I'm just spewing some bs
>>584686294Her fans are not done with the HRT just yet, you have to wait for a good cosplay, please understand.
>>584686654Go drain or bomb giest
Eviscerate mommyfags.
>>584686482>One of the most retarded takes I've read here. >Nevermind the fact that Vindicta is as much of an M1 carry as Drifter is,lol. Not even reading the rest of this shit, you are either retarded trolling and as far as I'm concerned either reading or responding to any post of yours in this conversation is a waste of time.
Retarded spirit Geists could at least buy infuser instead of leech if they're not going to buy a single orange but nope they all buy leechSame goes for Victors but to a lesser extent
>>584687241Grey Talon is another obnoxious faggot hero because having flying in these games on extremely long range characters is cancerous as fuck.Vindicta isn't even bad right now, you do realize? The map change was a colossal buff to her since there is so much more shit you can hide behind in the air.>>584687463People thinking that Vindicta isn't a M1 character despite her entire kit being designed around being an annoying faggot flying in the air and shooting you while you are unable to interact with her in any way is truly deranged.
Mina is so lucky bwos...
I need the to kiss already
>>584686318that's because his melee animation is literally kicking the opponent in the butt after they're stunned from his 2, it's better this way
>>584687530>them
>>584687478I find myself asking why Quicksilver reload ever fell out of favor on Geist. It was good even before Merc Mag was added.
>>584686294not really a unique design, she's "asian girl with paint on her"she's getting art though
>>584686654listen here buddylane phase: buy regen and mystic regen, bomb to the mex first, don't waste your points on anything elsethen max out your second ability and split push walkers when you have charges then buy focus lens, and if your team has a lot of control over the map you can hunt some fuckers 1v1
>>584687660The female artists have to tack that on to not get shit on twitter for drawing him like a chad, pleasu understandu
>>584687308Never underestimate the fear an internet dogpiling can and will put on a nigga, especially when your goal is to be famous on social media like any given cosplay slut
Deathball meta is not very fun.
>>584687336You know what, that pairing weirdly fits, that's cool
>I'M THE KING OF THE RATS BABY!!!!!
>>584687851pick the anti death ball heroes
I took dlgs advice and bought small items, even some greens
heded tu bloo
Danny is on rise. We are closing in on S+++ilver levels of viability. We are gonna make it.
>>584687851Revert all the spilit pushing nerfs
>>584687841trve
>>584687970DA HUNT BEGINZ*runs away*
>>584687851if you see deathballing just go split push, winning games is just this easyjust make sure you can win a 1v1
>>584687964It was funny the first time you did this, especially with the Rem pic last thread but now I just think your throwing games on purpose so you can get (you's)
the game is so fucking miserable when you're slot locked and cannot take a walker for the life of you
>>584687970what accent does dwifta have
>>584688215Cajun
>>584688215Gay Matt Mercer.
>>584688215black swamp cajun for some reason
>>584684874BASEDASED
>>584688215Southern Louisiana/Creole. He's probably either from the batch of French settlers that landed or moved there when it was developing and picked up the accent from living there for ages
>>584687964Honestly this looks slightly better. >more damage than 3 of your teammate>top objective damage. But you still died 23 times in a 23 minute game and have the least souls which is no bueno.
Ivy is tiny
>>584688284you know white people live in louisiana too right
>>584679927Seven is locked up probably
>>584688215Matt Mercer doing the voice he does for every character
>>584688284>for some reasonThats because the only cajun accent everyone else knows is gambits but he only had that specific cajun accent because he was a literal thief
>>584688412He's not white he's a vampire.
Ah see de venatuh
>>584688401Perfect wife size
>>584688215I thought he was like a weird british but I looked up what cajun is and it's french? The more you know but he still sounds kinda british
>>584688401wow the hunch really shrinks Vy and Dwiftuh downgolem get ye gone
>>584688518That's like saying he's not white he's jewish
we need a cryptid mountain man hero that speaks with an appalachain accent...
>>584688401>drifter is 2 metresHow am I supposed to compete with that for egirl attention when Victor is also 2 metres
>>584688652i want a flatwoods monster hero
>>584688385>Anon is tard rushing mid and completely ignoring waves, jungle, and common senseKind of based NGL. He should be playing Graves though
>>584688412We fought a civil war to ensure that wouldn't happen.
>>584688652Maybe it's just my hatred for Todd and fallout 76 talking but I think cryptids and appalachia sucks
>>584688173no this is very real and its how most games go for me
>>584688814There's more to appalachia then just west virginia you know.
>>584686318The backhand quick melee is greatVery posh and disrespectful
I'LL EAT EM ALL!
>>584688630>that's like saying he's not [ethnicity] he's [different ethnicity]
>>584688875Elo DEMON
>>584688875THE MMR TERRORIST IS REAL
>>584688401Good
>>584688814I've never played Fallout because it looks shitty but I live in the mountains in NC and this place is quite frankly beautiful. Filled with some of the nicest, albeit severely mentally impaired people you'll ever meet (if you're white) as well.
>>584688875what other games do you play? be honest
>>584688936is that Dan Schneider?
>>584688875Ok so Anon be honest, what are you doing every game. I NEED to know.
>>584688465There was that one KoTH episode
>>584688875I think you should try denying more
>>584688875You should try Rat King instead of execution heavy characters
I'm gonna become Drifter irl
>>584689051hoping theres no way to track my profile from this lmao, here's my top played game son steam
>>584688301Hell yeah, my fellow Unicorn goon
da patronz offer everyone who fights for dem a wish...but fer me...I do it for free mcdonalds...
I'm gonna become Violet irl
>>584688875He's still relatively new to the game guys.This is good advice >>584689190
>>584689221>steamthere's another portal, for a particular game i'm thinking of
>>584688875I think you gotta post your Vods here man, we need to break this down
>>584689018The people are a little less mentally impaired around Boone and Asheville.
>>584689137uh, shooting the other team mostly>>584689189i honestly have no idea what that means>>584689190rats are gross so no
>>584688875holy shit brother, no offense but I think you need to either rethink how you play the game or find a better thing to do
I'm gonna become Rat King irl
>>584688875Why are you constantly behind souls?1k souls for every minute of game is my reference, I try to aim for that number at the very least
>>584688875>Venator mainJokes write themselves
would it be considered an upset if violet wins?
>>584689376Pls share progress pictures Anon
>>584689221>Factorio Based. >>584689365So wait then your a brawlchad? You keep going back to the same lane or you just go where ever the biggest fight is? Are you familiar with a "Sinner" machine or "Jungle Camps?"
>>584689343He should also spectate a few games of non-retards and he might pick something up. Right now he is stewing in bricklow where everyone he could be learning from is also a retard.
>>584689334whats the game? I've played very few outside of steam >>584689480I haven't picked a main yet, I click every character on the select screen he's just what I get most often
>>584689365When you kill a minion, a soul floats above it for a few seconds. It'll disappear and you absorb it. But you can shoot it early to confirm it. You do this because the enemy players can shoot them too and "deny" it, meaning you don't get the soul value, and vice versa. Your stats say you've done this 45 times total, probably by accident
>>584686342>blandas opposed to... a nurse?
>>584689570you strike me as an mmo player
>>584689502Mild upset o algo. At this point it'd defy expectations.
>>584689535>You keep going back to the same lane or you just go where ever the biggest fight is?I stick to the lane I spawned in until all the towers are gone then I just follow the red circles on the map>>584689636good to know, thanks though if hitting the little souls is hard I probably wont bother >>584689682some friends tried to get me into wow back in the day, it was really boring and I gave up
LESSE WUT DAT QUARTER POUNDER TASTES LIK
>>584689659>Bro she is just a regular ass nurse. She probably just takes your blood pressure and leaves while you wait 45 minutes for the Doctor to see you.
>>584686294?
>>584689794can you not apply that same logic to a girl painting
>>584689570>I click every character on the select screen he's just what I get most oftenDon't fo this. Select a minimum of 3 characters you feel the most comfortable with. You aren't going to get better playing a new character each match and Venator is not good for you clearly.
>>584689785just wow? that's the only one?
Is graves retarded?
>>584689895No, Im voting Harrow which means all Violet arguments are dumb and wrong.
>>584690000Stop being lichphobic chud
>>584689907>Select a minimum of 3 characters you feel the most comfortable withI feel pretty comfortable with all of them>>584689938I haven't even heard of other mmos, which one were you thinking?
>>584688571what level of esl are you on?
>>584690000She’s aware the Lich is evil she’s just a dumb teen that refuses to admit it out loud
>>584689842Lmao that eye photoshopFirst i saw but it counts
>>584688423i dont remember jotaro sounding like that
>>584690092Select only your top 3 and focus on those until you start doing better
>>584690000she's like 15 or something, so yeah
>>584689570>I click every character on the select screenPick your favorite. Double priority them until morale improves
>>584689785Have you ever used a vent or zipline in your life? Have you ever gone back to base at low HP?
>>584689842>The one and only Violet cosplayer is some bitch shooping/using AI so hard that she looks like an ayy lmao
>>584690151these are my top 3 in terms of wins
Why are they so afraid of letting Miku be anything but shit while Bebop and Mo have been allowed to be SSS+ for years now.Anytime they slightly buff her, streamers whine and stomp about while they pick Celeste, Wraith or whoever is allowed to 1v6.
>>584689842lip filler on such a small face should be illegal
>>584686318
>>584689842This cosplay is so fucking bad I'm going to start a cancel mob against her, so photoshopped it looks like an AI mobile game ad.
>>584690270vent no, zipline yeah you start on them, base yes but only if its close
>>584678663>at this point most of the anons in this general weren't playing when the game looked like thisActually sad
>>584690238hot
https://youtu.be/HHBBFwCueW0?si=4Xp5fgC-IKfid7PPWhy did know show me this kino sooner?
>>584690467
>>584690467the game looked so much better back then why did they ruin it...
>>584678663
>>584690465Ok but have you ever gotten BACK on the zipline after it drops you off?
>>584678849>99% of main characters are maleJust say you're a gay nigger. Haze Holliday and Paige all have more interesting lore than anyone you put in the top 2 rows>LashLiterally has no story what's he the main character of? You wanna watch Kelvin as he does fuck all but cry about his dead expedition, or Geist as she jerks off little boys? Abrams is literally the most generic character across the whole roaster with zero personality other than >UHHH GUYS THE REDDITBOOK IS RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN'T IT??? Christ tierniggers are retarded
>>584690467I thought it was fun that you could still trace the paths of the old lanes on the 3 lane mapnow I don't think you can get to either of them from the console unfortunately
>>584690238she's in the same classes as apollo and he's confirmed to be 18
>>584679927Dynamo has no dong. Marla gets nothing on the reg. Just a smooth metal ball.
>>584690467The gameplay flowed better when you 4 lanes and walkers in every chokepoint.
>>584690613there is rarely a reason to
>>584686318No, his melee is a rapier. Basically a glorified needle.If we had an actual sword character, his melee should be a mordhau.That looks very silly with a rapira.
>>584690000graves x geist fingering each other with their creepy hands when?
>>584690467I played couple of games in august 2024, but game ran like ass for me so I dropped itCame back only in the winter of 2025
>>584690625He's right actually even if his choices suck. Women are fucking annoying and actively bring everything they're a part of down. If women weren't designed to be erotic then they would have been made slaves eons ago.
>>584690467Post em
>>584690736What is your preferred method of going from one lane to another?
If Rat King-- with a gun as absolutely dogshit as his-- can be considered a valid gun carry, then I am building Gun Rem because at this point apart from the Magazine Size, Rem's gun is better than Rat King's and you get a smaller hitbox instead of being a giant fucking rat who gets hit by literally everything. Every time I play Rat King I just get fucking hard focused and shredded due to my giant fat-fuck hitbox cause rando pub teammates can't be relied on to fucking do ANYTHING. I'd be better off playing the OTHER rat that is harder to hit.
>>584689110Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider, yes.
>>584690625abrams being an established detective in the setting is the perfect setup for being the main character. waking up to the book and being unwittingly leashed into it is also an extremely classic plot hook. other heroes like wraith, infernus, mohammed and kareem, are in for less plot hook-y reasons
just 2 and a half hours until the first 4chan hero is finally added to the game
>>584690625Abrams is a detective and Deadlock is at it's core a Noir setting, it'd be a crime for him to NOT be the main character
>>584689842goblincub a cute
Someday you retards will understand that if your gun sucks by default then there's no point in investing any souls in that shit.
why do we allow celeste to continue to existwhat a fucking gay character
>>584690887>>584690997>I LOOOOOOOVEEEE COCK AND MENI know, stop telling me.
>>584690638Im pretty sure you still can, you open console and type in map dl_streets and the 4 lane map loads but its super bugged because it assets from the new map replaced old assets.
>>584690896
>>584691103I'm the worlds only heterosexual abrams player
>>584690467It was bad
>>584690919ok so when I respawn I pick a lane and don’t leave
>>584690921Having gun damage is not the same as being a gun carry. You still have to build around your Ult if you want to be useful as the King. Start building Heroic aura if you havent already.
>>584691103>literally call women erotic>somehow still gayraped
>>584690467>back when you could chat with other spectators and shit talk the players
>>584691103I'm the world's most homosexual Abrams player, the fuck you think I got a problem with anyone knowing that?
>>584691061trans hero
>>584679356>ap roundsbut for why
>>584690238
>>584691239>>584691061
>>584691058but anon, all guns suck by default
>>584691205So dying got it. How do you buy items, after you die?
Abrams is for gay sex. No image this time.
>>584691209>build around the ultTell that to Wander with the most schizo Rat King build I've ever fucking seen.
>>584691239Why are yurifags always troons
>>584690575
>>584691380trvthke
>>584691378yeah? you think I’m gonna be wasting valuable alive time shopping?
>>584691239
>>584691380
>>584691454The yuri fag to dick chop pipeline is well established at this point, almost as strong as the poltard to troon pipeline.
>>584690000Doorman mentions she's holding the lich hand because her parents don't pay attention to herIs her having a sister still canon?
>>584690467Zitto animale
>>584690467am i autistic for thinking the game looked better in daylight? not aesthetically but it was much easier on the eyes. its a very hard feeling to explain but its the difference between going out in the afternoon vs at a gloomy evening.
>>584691358some guns have higher fire rate and bigger mag - you can work with thisand if it has no bullets, no fire rate - then there's to much to fix and it's not worth it
>>584684924it's kinda gay that every endgame scenario has like 4 siphon bullets picked up because of how necessary it is
>>584691517>Abrams is a pedophile but it's okay because it's a gay romanceHmm.
>>584690921He's not a gun carry unless you consider Rem a gun carry.Rat King is a tank that spams grenades, you build some raw gun damage for the grenade, aoe increase, and then stack greens.
>>584691845Nobody cares about men broOnly girls give the ick
>>584691845Okay with who
>>584690896damn that's earlyhow did you get it way before they leaked the game?
Anyone else struggle to find their "main" or characters they like? I want to try out Vindicta with high prio but I get 5 games in a row of NOT getting her. Before I was trying to play her I went 20+ matches without seeing a single one. Shit's annoying as fuck
>>584691845apollo is canonically 18
>>584692039People were doing invite trees in these threads once the Dane leak hit, then a couple months later Valve relaxed how strict the inviting system was
>>584691576>poltard to troon pipelineExamples?
>>584692039it was posted on /v/ before the big news dropped and most ppl got invited
>>584691239I'm a big manly man (I bench press 250) and I crank my tiny willy to the colorful horse lady
>>584690625>Baba: MILDRED XD>Calico: yeah I kill people nigga (kino if she's a villain)>Celeste: I have to save my polycule of trans sisters>Graves: I'm a retarded teen getting groomed >Haze: Dr Pavel I'm CIA (kino)>Holliday: I'm going to stop a supernatural serial killer... with bounce pads and looney tunes bombs (she'd be a good duo protagonist with Drifter though ngl)>Ivy: los cartels be muhfuggen mean to mi familia o algo>Lady Geist: I have to kill the homeless to fuel my demon arm that I use as a form of estrogen to stop myself from hagging out (she was the protagonist in the VN and is a top candidate for a Deadlock the show protag)>Miku Ginnis: 6 million more Ixigger souls for my machines please>Mina: I want to become the equivalent of middle management instead of being an unpaid intern>Harrow: I'll step on you or something>Paige: I'm a self insert XD>Paradox: oi mate the only thing in me kit that's actually time related is me shitty puns innit>Silver: GIRLFAILURE XD>Vindicta: I got hung after getting caught flicking the bean now I want to kill the great great great great grandson of the guy who hung me>Violet: I'M AN ARTIST XD, LOL STUDENT LOANS>Wraith: I'm a magical negro that took both the gambler and mafioso roles >Yamato: watashi wa alien, remodel never
>>584692267Based BronyGOD
>>584691845unironcally that's what gays are like
Who was in the wrong here?
>>584690467I want the god damn subway tunnel toppers back for the ziplines, they looked kino as fuck>>584690896
>>584692267benching 80% bw is not impressive just fyi
>>584689193Soul
>>584692267same except i'm not manly and my willy isnt tiny. based either way fellow celesteGAWD
>>584692637Lady Geist bodied that nip
haha.. uhmm... yeamaybe he IS a tad bit overtuned
>>584692637YamatoTries to speak Japanese to random New Yorkers just to feel superior
>>584690467ANIMA
This voting garbage is so stupid, just release them all at once without FOMO ADHD zoomer garbage hoopsWe could've played them all two weeks ago
>>584689659The nurse at least has a cool silhouette with the pointy shoulders and her weird fucking bag.I hope she's a more fun and active support than what we've gotten with Paige and Solomon where it is quite literally just roll your face on the keys to get value.
>>584690467The game was horrible and the constant patches hid that fact for most
>>584692830your build is memeshit and you farmed shitters but grats
>>584692637That stilted French Geist spoke
>>584692971people are saying she's gonna be an m1 since her default build takes a lot of gun items but the blackpill is that she's gonna use it to heal like a rivalswatch support
I laned against Rat King. I have 2 stamina. I take 300 damage every 15 seconds because he pressed his button. I enjoyed my Deadlock gaming experience.I start with 750 life. I take 300 damage when Rat King presses his button. I don't have enough stamina to dodge three bounces of the grenade. Git gud? Or just don't play this game until they unfuck it? What do you guys think? I think this game fucking sucks right now and I have laned against Rat King in every fucking game I played today.
>>584693064So none of those items are good on danny hmmm?
>>584692986horrible or horribly balanced? because the gameplay definitely wasn't horrible and it's what plenty of us found appealing and the reason we stuck around
>>584678663>get brooled against Deadnamed Tranny and lose two times in a row>third time procs me picrel build on Celesteabsolutely unkillable flying tank
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>584692279You are close but not super there>Baba: I KNOW MAGICK FUCK GUNS MILDREEEED hello fuckers I threw a brick at the mayor tee hee I know things>Celeste: I'm literally throwing my life away for a permanent debtor, hahahahahhaaaaaa lenny is gonna lenny this is stupid also I can't say anything about my kind tee hee>Graves: I know what I'm doing (I do not know what I'm doing) (someone please help me) FUCK OFF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HELP ME>Haze: Have I mentioned I'm a Sandman? I'm Sandman.>Holliday: ARRIBA GRINGOS, I'M HERE TO SUCK ASS AND JUMP I HAVE NO PERSONALITY EXCEPT SHITTY LOOSE CANNON>Ivy: I'm a catholic grotesque and cute, have I mentioned the arroyos enough in the last 30 seconds?>Geist: I am german. My husband existed. I am rich. OATHKEEPER>Ginnis: I legitimately kind of like her actually she's just getting paid>Mina: HAVE I BEEN #BRAT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, ALSO POCKET GIVE ME THAT THEY/THEM BUSSY DICKY>Paige: Guys have you heard about Wuthering Heights? I'm sucha a book nerd el o el oh fuck I'm wet for victor>Paradox: Gimme your shit I wanna steal your shit I wanna steal your shit>Silver: *pukes on carpet* *shits on rug* *swigs whiskey* I want money but do not have it>Vindicta: I AM ANGRY, ANGRY ABOUT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT DONE BY PROTESTANTS>Wraith: 17 on Black, All In x999999999, repeat until cash singularity>Yamato: Speaks Japanese
>>584692986I miss when everyone wasn't a bullet sponge so you didn't have to shoot 50 mags into someone to kill them>wahhhh I got hooked and bombed and died instantly!So?
>>584693145>she's gonna use it to heal like a rivalswatch supportabsolutely fucking not. We have so many hero shooter tourists they have convinced themselves they are going to add a healslut to the game because she is wearing a nurse outfit.
>>584692986Seems good to me, killing two faggot characters with McGinnis that just try to run straight into you seems fair.
When will free speech be given in Deadlock?
>>584692830>Toxic>Tankbuster>Fucking SPIRITUAL OVERFLOWI knew I was sharing this thread with retards jesus fuckin chirst
>>584693189just fucking run away retarded bitch ass nigga, there's sound queues for his grenade LISTEN.. also his lane sucks cock and you can avoid and melee back the ball mine
>>584693189Buy extra stamina retard
>584693357How long are you gonna keep posting these falseflags? We know you're trans.
>>584691439What is the build?
>>584693301>*pukes on carpet* *shits on rug* *swigs whiskey* I want money but do not have it
Is there literally ANYBODY that it's good on?
>>584690896always nice to see fellow treefriends
>>58469321410k of it is wasted in the form of SO/Express(the premier meme item)/opening. Opening is the most forgivable one since it builds out of an item that is useful and his in lane harass is fine but at most you should build toxic and perhaps slowing bullets as your gun invest because they're free on his flamer and toxic scales with spirit and is permanently useful by virtue of having a basically instant healcut with good damage>>584693365>toxic>tankbuster>badshitlo
>>584693491Mina.... maybe. But that's only because pure spirit is actually viable on her
>>584693338jokes aside i see no reason why they'd suddenly add an m1 healslut but i can't deny i have a lingering "what if they do?" fear and i'll be sad if they do
>>584692279>>584693301>2026>I am forgotten
>>584693357>>584693476>>584693572Samefag
>>584693572
>>584693491Tankbuster is bad now?
>>584693632>>584693338Rem is right there, mercy tier braindead healslut is 100% in the cards
>they think icefrog of all people is making a real healershallow grave ult + gun steroid is what I'm expecting
>>584693365>enemy team has vic + celeste, to a lesser extent silver (ult heal) and baba (rad regen)toxic is fine here
>>584693491Viscous. Splatter persists as a projectile for 3-4 bounces, has an AoE effect, and continues to travel. There's literally nobody it can't melt if you get your angles right.
>>584693731It's been bad ever since they changed it from % max health to % current health
>>584693681>Viper: I am so HORNY for THE LAST, also give me your cigs I am going to stab you for your cigs I have bad impulse control, hahah I wanna kill people
>>584693694>>584693730
>>584693779If they put Rem in a hero shooter everyone would be bitching that his heal is a 40 second cooldown and he does nothing during the downtime. He is not even close to a real healslut.
>>584693796>rem isn't a real healerI'd hate to see what you consider to be an actual healer then
how do I play celeste
>>584693796DAZZLE
>Niggas is fr thinking that this is going to be a "hold right click to heal" Overwatch/Rivals support
>>584693930medic tf2mercy overwatchluna snow rivalsthose are REAL healers, deadlock does not have a healer
>>584693796m1 real gun m2 healing shot with piss scaling to prevent lame ass healspam, both use the same magazine, shallow grave and a big aoe fear for her ult is my guess
>>584693837Yeah so bad they had to nerf it again because everyone's bought it
>>584692830>zero slowing hex on the enemy teaminterdasting
>>584694064Now please illustrate to me how they are so very DIFFERENT from Rem pressing a button and healing half of someones fucking health bar, while ALSO being able to give them helper buffs. Mercy HEALS and gives a DAMAGE BUFF. Medic HEALS but he has uber which Rem does not. Luna HEALS but she has an area heal ult which Rem does not have. THEY ALL HEAL RETARD.
>>584693985Fly around the map, get mystic regen and have unlimited health + barrier. Roll face on keyboard and win>>584694028>Kit is more spirit (more powerful heals)>Kit is faster firerate (for faster healing)>Kit is bigger magazine (for more heals before reload)>Kit is Duration/Compression (for longer shallow grave ult)>Kit is Ricochet (for healing your whole team with your M1 heal beamShe's gonna be mercy lil bro
Just a couple more hours VioletEMPERORS
>>584693985cut your dick off and get a bunch of chipotle bag tattoos
She's hot though
>>584692830>7k player damage Billy in a 34 minute gameNigger how
>>584693731as bad as buying metal skin against haze because the website said you WILL lose with itbuying the same souls in any other item is completely fine thought that's how the world works
>>584693376>just melee the gigantic aoe mine broRat King abuser detected. Enjoy your 50 loss streak after he gets nerfed. You aren't good.
>>584693930as the other anon said, icefrog does not design TF2 or OW healers, they have other combat functions. REM is extremely macro intensive with a nuke and AOE sleep for big plays
>>584693985Buy radiant regen and become unkillable because your character is retard-proof as long as you know how to press the jump button.You should instead play a character that is actually skillful and fun. The only people who play Celeste are trannies and people who are so bad at the game they need their gun to auto-aim for them.
>>584694290the other 3 heal for free, rem has to use an ability rems primary is a gun that shoots people, the other 3s primary is healing
What happens here?
>>584692194Nick Fuentes Catboy farm>>584691454>>584691576Just as how all yurihaters are boyfuckers and diaperfags, right Chagen?
>>584693985Start taking HRT and ERP with a Silver duo
>>584693357
>>584694427Lash lets you suck his cock
>>584694372>enjoy your nicely presented and delicious meal while you can! sucker!thanks, I will.. mmm delicious
>>584694427Gay orgies probably
>>584694389>>584694418Who gives a fuck? Does the fact that he has a pillow nuke somehow nullify that he has a healing ability? Erm I made up some bullshit arbitrary definition of what a healer is, sorry you have a cooldown to heal so you don't actually heal. I don't make the rules here after all.
>>584694427It's going to be the eventual 1v1 event added to the game2 players go inside the bear pit, their damage numbers are made identical, only one of them exits out alive
>>584693491Danny, and it's not just recency bias.
>>584694596well your definition is literally anyone who can heal, so I guess lash is a healer now because he can buy guardian ward or something
>>584694162You know what's funny.This is my first danny game and I asked them while they were mumbling if slowing hex stops his jetpack and they said no.It really does disable his jetpack doesnt it?
>>584694427Vyper's entire extended family showing up here to get manicures and gossip about Lash while the real Lash cowers in a closet because he gets his moustache trimmed here and doesn't want to be raped by sexy snake women for 24 hours straight (his dick cannot take it)
>>584692637insulting people in a language you know they don't understand speaks of huge bravery.I am still waiting for someone who puts Yamato in her place. The one who came very close was Seven and even he wasn't fully there.Even Geist was humbled by Krill.
>>584692164>>584692204I had only heard about the game like 2 months later and entered the beta a month after that, only because my friend follows Tyler McVicker religiously.Must've been fun.DESU I regret not having played the HeroLabs mode.
>>584694740Slowing sex disables his dive
>>584694698Ah but not so fast. The healing isn't BUILT INTO HIS CHARACTER. That is the deciding factor. If they get have something that HEALS built INTO THEIR KIT then they are in fact a healer. Whether or not it is an ability or a gun is irrelevant.
>>584694518Let me guess, you abused Merc Mag + Spirit Overflow Warden too? I freakin HATE powergamers like you
>>584680007adorable
>>584694829?his ult or his 2?because his 2 activates automatically when you overheat
gunshit ruined deadlock
>>584694838also inb4>mcniggis is a healer then???she can be if you're so inclined
>>584694838technically rems healing isnt built in to his character because he doesn't start with it, he has to unlock it :^)there's a world where lash can become a healer before rem does
>>584694698Okay so no support, gun, tank, or spirit characters exist. Great job retard
>>584678663AWOOGA
>>584694871https://cdn.deadlock.wiki/Warden_use_power4_08.mp3
>>584693491Literally anyone who can proc it in their opening. People who think TB is bad are unironic shitlow.Which makes sense as the majority of this general sits between Initiate and Mystic. In the worst case scenario the person you're aruging with that TB isn't bad unironically doesn't even play the game and is some form of third worlder a la jeet or SEAmonkey.
4chan used to be funny like Pic related. Now the best you guys could offer is spamming "tranny" all day
Ano howaito boi wa kanari BIGGU DUKKU o motteiru
McGinnis is healer because she can put down a heal.Dynamo is a healer because he has a healing novaThey are not healsluts because they dont have constant free healing. Deadlock will never have access to constant free healing like TF2 medic because that breaks the game.
>>584694323I asume he had a bad lane than spent most of that time farming and everytime he went in mid-late he fucking exploded and had no follow up.
>>584695079you're the one who stretched the definition of healer so thin that fucking everyone countsjust accept deadlock doesn't have any dedicated healer characters, because it doesn't
>>584695015>resorting to pretending you don't understand the pointI accept your concession
i genuinely forgot rat king can go in the sewer tunnels until i did it by accident last night
>>584695259though at one point mcginnis basically could heal infinitely
>>584693537is express really that bad on danny? i like it (with OR to complete the 4.8k) because it scales with boons, providing decent gun burst throughout the match without having to invest too much into gun items. i tend to build more into spirit divebomb so maybe that's part of it. maybe i pick up toxic too into heal heavy teams but i don't think express is that bad
>>584695000MOBAshit ruined Deadlock
>>584695259>because that breaks the game.no it doesn't, you're just a coward
>>584695259>Deadlock will never have access to constant free healing like TF2 medic because that breaks the game.And if you need an example of why free constant healing is bad look at Baba
>>584691845problem?
>>584695392I constantly forget that the tunnels are even a thing
Yamato and Silver are the samePotential Woman of Early Midgame Peak that rapidly falls off a cliff and gets rekt by 90% of the castNot tanky or enough CC to be a tank, not enough damage to be an assassin.Especially after they killed spirit Yamato, but they can just buff her spirit again, Silver needs more in depth buffs/changes to not be shit
Wish the new character was now so the patch could be fun again.
>>584695234kpop demon hunters ahh
>>584695457I'm looking at baba and I'm not seeing an issue
>>584695296You're the one saying a healer has to be literally the medic from TF2 and have baseline medibeam to count you narrow faggot
My birthday bros
>>584681696The fact that you said shitter, tells me you don't care about health and cleanliness.
>>584695581Yamato could still be useful in late game in tight hands. Silver is a dead weight and should be removed from the game
please yoshi let harrow and violet be horrible and unfun to play
>>584695652there is nothing wrong with this definition
>>584695652I think you lost the plot. Everyone agrees Harrow will probably have a heal button (Healing Tempo on the build) but she wont have healing on her mouse 1.
>>584695581Bro, I main Yamato, borderline OTP, but that's some crazy downplay
I love playing Johnny and screaming into the mic at the top of my lungs every time overheat starts, this game should enable both-team voicechat
>>584695870Okay, according to anon she's not a healer then because it's not inherent.
>>584695870>but she wont have healing on her mouse 1cringe, she really should and the healing should scale with gun damage
>>584695791Like every other character from this update? Easy
>>584695581yamato just sucks in deathball meta, she can't really do anything against people that don't split up
>>584695791all the new heroes this time have been fun to play, even super basic Rat KingI don't think they'll fuck up for the last two
>>584695401In theory no, but his gun is shit so firing two shitty bullets isn't much of an improvement over firing one, and it's certainly not worth the money you spend on it. If you could reliably put multiple marks on people then Express could pop two at once for a big burst and it would be cool, but that requires them playing into it (unreliable) or using your flamethrower to apply a mark which is also not a good idea because you have to invest in it, be closer than you'd like to be early game, AND hit the backblast alongside having a mark from your missiles. If his gun were good then it would be a really good item for him but we're simply just not at that point in time and doing the whole gun invest spread shot express gimmick is such a waste of money for how little you're doing with it. Hell, go into your games and see how much you're doing with Express or even your charged shot as a whole. If you just flame them with Toxic I guarantee that you'll be doing more damage (especially late) plus the healcut is very useful at all points of the game.
>>584694465oh no no no no
Another successful brool against deadnamed tranny, what a great character
>>584695950Who the fuck is Johnny
>>584694818Genuinely I think Rat King could do it, he's got don energy so Yamato also being a crime lord is not intimidating to him, and Yamato comes from a Japan that is still undeveloped enough to not underestimate threats backed by a horde of organized, deliberate rats.
I think one of the highest praise I can give danny is that if valve had ever added a 9th class in the mid 2010's to TF2, it might have been something like danny
Chill
how long until Violet is in bros
>>584694818how would anyone be able to put yam in her place when she just doesn't give a flying fuck
>>584688875>this is the demon Valve summons to fuck over your ranked games
>>584695581Yamato is crazy tanky and has build in CC immunity and dodge, on a generally moderate sized model. She also didn't have her built-in healing spam surgically removed. They are not the same.
>>5846963291 bong 33 bings
>>584696329Tuesday
>>584696237in an alternate reality where soldier never existed?
The spirit pigeons left behind spirit poop.
>>584696237>9th classDING DING DING DINGLARP ALERTLARP ALERT
did they get rid of low prio matches in na? i keep getting put in eu
>>584696090The one common theme so far is that (after patch for Danny) every new hero has been very abusable for Brawl. This isn't particularly surprising given that they are new and several other heroes who were similarly abusable in that mode had targeted and severe nerfs to the abusable aspects, while these have not, yet.
>>584696368>generally moderate sized modelshes 7 feet tall
>>584689110>Dan when we said "make them taste defeat" that's NOT what I meant
I voted for both of them since day one so no matter who wins today, I win>Verification is not required
>>584696237Big tf2 fan excited to play for the first time
>>584696420not 1:1, but a jetpack hero yes. no flamethrower, but would definitely keep the strix. he would be in the game to prey on soldiers. naturally countered by turrets and sniper too. his M1 would be different
>>584696075I did extensive testing with Express shot in the sandbox and it increases raw DPS by like 50% before accounting for anything else in your kit. Its psuedo rate of fire for slow fire weapons like Danny.
>0/6 new heroes are gun carriesgun bros, are we getting removed?
>>584695791
When are they adding buyback
>>584696747I imagine gun carries are the most boring to design and implement. You don't need that many.
>>584689502a little bit, it's literally a 50/50 nowVioletfags are genuinely just battling for the shred of dignity in not being forced into last place at this point, Harrowfags knew from day one she was likely to be last once the votes started coming in so they don't have the same skin in this
>>584696573I said generally, compared to other heroes who like sustained encounters she is not big.
>>584696747violet will shock everyone by being an m1 gun carry, trust
>>584696747Gun only heroes are a failed concept. You buy metal skin and they do nothing. All heroes will be spirit scalers but some of them can build gun items too.
>>584696924just needs some sort of gun steroid and good scaling, that's about it
>>584696747All gun carries will be gigabuffed by the item rework, trust
>>584696409Sex with Ena
I care so little about who comes out first that I'm just voting Harrow and Violet interchangeably depending on who my team votes for
>>584696490>the spirit pigeons left behind a spirit deadlock in baba's place
>>584696490>Shits all over your gameThanks Baba
>>584696747>we need MORE character that are EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME Fuck off
you retards arent readyharrow is going to be the most oppressive m1gger the game has ever seen and not a supporta masterful bait and switch by valve
>>584697320there's still plenty of design space for new gun carries
>>584693482I don't have the pic but it was mostly oranges like Sharpshooter AND Point Blank with Fortitude and Spirit Resil.
>>584695197this desu
brap hero when
Harrow will feature a mechanic where you eat a teammate or enemy with your briefcase. This is what the "savior" tag is referring to. Similar to Tahm Kench consume or pudge dismember.
>>584697324keeping this so I can brutally make fun of you in about an hour n a half
hero hero when?
>>584697508ult viscous with healing nova
>>584697534>"I know whats good for you">Be a good boy and get in the fucking bag. You aren't allowed to kill yourself until I say so.Finally a quality character
>>584697537oh no anon, anything but thatplease dont take a screenshot of my throwaway shitpost and (you) me later today
What counters rat king?
>>584697856AP rounds
This update is a massive disappointment
sexy feral canine hero when
>>584697856flyers
>>584697830Sorry pal but I've got you in my unemployed sights now, you'll never (you) farm again...
>>584697856not much, he's still really OParmor piercing bullets helpscursed relic
>>584697534Yea I'd worked that out after noticing the teeth on the bag, and remembering the Cheshire rumors about a character having basically reverse-Naptime of throwing teammates in a bag.
>>584697537you mean 4 days
>>584697709>more dommy mommy garbageI hope she's nothing like that specifically to piss you faggots off>>584697856waiting 2 weeks and putting the X over him in hero select. alternatively, fliers with siphon bullets
>>584697537But Violet is coming out...
which champ is going to win the mob vote I haven't played in like a month
gay incubus hero when
>>584697903i would have preferred remodels but the map is great and the heroes are all unique and only 1 is unfun and retarded to play as/against (so far)
>>584697626>>584697508https://gamebanana.com/mods/653571There's a cheat mod for that
>>584696136Whoops, my bad, I meant to say Danny kek
need a day 1 naked apron Harrow skin
>>584698017>more dommy mommy garbageIts already been confirmed to be happening you sperghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__E5vaadiFY&ab_channel=RabbitzDeadlock
>>584698010>>584698034
>>584698046>champ
just got off the phone with yoshi. nurse harrow has lion's finger of death. it's a massive finger that goes up people's ass and if you get a kill, you get half CD and it scales infinitely
>>584698209
>play geist>they give me another dom mommy in greenPlease stop
>>584698349this should be lash heavy melee
>>584698209not clicking that because she's lame so i choose to believe it's not real
>>584695731Happy birthday.
>>584698259it says more about this general that you're unable to distinguish irony from the dogshit /lolg/ and /owg/ migrants that constitute 90% of its population
>>584698349>and this is how I pumped Celeste's dripping wet mare pussy that one night
1h10m until hag sex
>harrow is hot>all the art of her is god awful>the people cosplaying her are awful it cant be that difficult, bros
>>584688401>be me>male>same height as ivyit's beyond fucking over
only 2 more heroes and then I'll have nothing to look forward to...
>>584698772some women really like mario bro you'll be ok
Violet xisters... this is the best I could do...
>>584698772Plenty of women shorter than you
>>584698209dont like they reused the nigger voice actor for a white
>>584698772>five foot five inches>maleyeah whatever you say now put on the fucking overalls
>>5846987725'5 is her from her wing tips its not over yet bro
>>584698808your item update?
The amount of rems I get that only use tag along once in lane is insane
is fortitude the most overpowered tier 3? if this antimovement tranny had a brain this item would be in his ritual post
IF WE DON'T GET VIOLET I'M RUNNING IT DOWN WITH GUN KELVIN IN YOUR RANKED GAMES BE WARNED
>>584698865>phantom violet chad
>>584698647Bejita... Don't you know Violet is coming...
>>584698889Actually Calico was originally white in Neon Prime and got blackwashed for Deadcock so really the voice actor is White for both heroes.
>>584699068>BejitaGo back
Im going to start playing Deadlock and only with Paige.What am I in for?
>>584698772>anon is 5'5">probably Asian or Latinx as wellmy condolences bro
>>58469916760% wr
>mina feeds a drifter bebop and goes 0 12 in lane before 12 minutes>abandons game before it turns into a 40 minute long cancer gamemaybe you minafags arent too bad
>>584699167sissy hypno and a pink plastic cage
>>584694818We need a character that no one expects to know japanese but does know it because he learned it from a japanese
What is it about teabgging someone that just sets them off?I've never seen something cause people to lose their minds more in all-chat than a simple teabag.
>play against Rem>he can turn invincible and regain all his health at any time>also has an AoE damage nuke that's also a debuff for some reason >also the macro god >also gets free extra souls nobody else gets >im expected to have fun playing against this hero
>>584698772Grow out your beard, start dwarfmaxxing.
>>584699272because carebear gamers are pussies nowadays. If I get teabagged its funny and I likely deserved it. There is nothing more satisfying than finally getting back at them and teabagging them.
>>584699167consider watching hellva boss and hazbin hotel to go along with it
>>584698889its not the same autist
>>584690625You can just tell this guy wasted his entire formative years on 4chan from the way he types, he would not be able to function in civilized society or hold a normal conversation with a person
>>584678849Rem would be the protagonist of the Deadlock: The Musical.He's on a walk with Haze and gets separated from her. He ends up in all sorts of place (even as far away as Ixia!) before reuniting with Haze at Central Park.The End.
>>584699167don't forget to get your cage ready, buy yourself a doggy dildo from exotic erotics (or, even better, get a big non mutilated doggy male and be his bitch) and some thigh high socks
i will buy every gun upgrade while playing holliday and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>584696343Yamato loses her temper when Victor doesn't give a shit about her threats of violence.
>>584699272bm mechanics on the horizon (probably) from dota 2:>flag planting>sprays>all chat voice lines>hand shakes/high fives/thumbs ups>weather changes (make it rain on that pathetic nigga)>dances?
1 hour until harrow paizuri
>>584699068>Don't you know Violet is coming......next Tuesday!
Spirit Yamato I'll always love you...
>>584699367So? 1 to 5?
So uhh who am I supposed to play in ranked? These are the only ones that I like. I'm leaning off of Silver because I'm really shit at managing her ult
>>584696343>Shut the fuck up>You have no sauce, no clout, no paper, no juice and no alive brother>After your blunder and fumble in Jap you think New York is easy mode? >Have you ever wondered what happened to the other six moons?>Better behave or I am gonna finish what they have started in Japan.>>584699254Billy, all above was spoken with him in mind.
1 hour until slork
https://youtu.be/bCVih4q6gGc
>>584699569>>all chat voice linesliterally ruined pro dota
>>584699424niggers a niggershould have just gotten a new and unique voice actress
>>584699674Silver is just dogshit and one of the worst heroes in the game
>>584699750>still seething about TI8and a lakad matataag to you too
>>584697856sustained damage. wraith shreds him like butter
>>584699674Future elo terrorist
>>584699484>normalfag thinks he matters hereGo back
>>584699806NORMALIN NORMALIN
>>584699272for me it's because in 90% of cases the person doing the teabagging and shit talking on the enemy team is always some shitter getting carried by better players>enemy carries do 90% of the work>shitter swoops in, steals the kill from his own team and starts teabagging and/or shit talking as if he actually did somethingyou didn't earn that shit nigger I'm going to focus you down until I get mine
>>584699167me running into all of your games to mating press your character for the next 30 minutes
Not so fast, buddy.
>>584699806you really think that is funny?
>>584699167broken hero people pretended was bad
>>584693365Not me I posted on pol twice with American flag. You can even tell it’s not my typing style, Rakesh
>>584699724*raughs at you in Japanese*
>>584699939rip.....
>>584699806qrd for people who have a life?
>>584696343I think missing the point would rile her up as well>*smug Japanese insult*... I could park my car on your forehead>*angry Japanese noises*... I could dock my yacht on your forehead>*hysterical Japanese screaming*... ... I could land my plane on your forehead, my helicopter as well
>>584699736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMb3byHXwjE
>>584699806>>584699939>i am filipino and this is my sense of humor
>>584700051the team that won spammed the same annoying all chat voiceline over and over and over again, literally like 100+ times per match
>kill rat king 5 times in lane>he snowballs and becomes immortal later on anyway without any killsxd
>>584700051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiX0LvvnnMI
>>584699939don't use yuzu for this gay shit i will rape you>>584700051really annoying and gay voice lines by casters/personalities put in the game so the least funny person you know can spam them all game
>>584700051you can be obnoxious and spam voice lines in all chat, third worlders absolutely love it
>>584695214I blme the phones.Back then you needed IQ to get into the internet, now you can shitpost here with the push of a button.We used to have a little quality, when the new captchas were introduced and the brainlets couldn't figure out how to use them, but that was a short but sweet reprieve.
played another game, I think im doing better but its hard to tell
>>584700194And it worked to tilt the chinks>*plants banner on your corpse*
>>584700225de next lebel play
>>584700196>killed 5 times in lane>snowballsthats word doesnt mean what you think it does
>>584699945and other reasons your elo will forever be brick
>>584696747Rat king is.
>>584700387grrr...
Test
at work how long till next hero
>>584700429you failed
flopping knotty dogcock
just got put in my 5th eu lobby in a rowi forgot what it feels like to not have 120 ping
>>584700387ECHOOO SLAMMA JAMMAA
>>584700348Sometimes I like to think I can drag even the most lead footed, dead weight retards across the finish line if I really work my ass off. But YOU? You'd give me a run for my money.
>>584699674venator is shitgraves can't carry solomon is too complicatedabrams is op, but riskycelese is oksilver is worse than abramstalon depends on his team and vindicta is op but they'll focus you because everybody hates you
>>584700429you passed
flopping tranny deadcock
When do we get rid of the nigger faggot troons in this game and make it like cs2?
>>584695214so true xister us oldf*gs used to be leftist and trans friendly back in the greentext screencap era
>item updatedo we have any idea what's going to be in that? Like is it just a bunch of items being added and removed or is this and old item system tier rework? I honestly didn't mind the old system too much even if it felt kind of sloppy
>>584700550incorrect except graves
New>>584700657>>584700657>>584700657
>>584695214>>584700325>muh sicrit clubget over it
>>584699167from my experience, you're probably going to be the most annoying faggot complaining the whole game from minute 0 while also being useless
As a 4k hour Dotunc I don't want shitty caster voice lines in the game. Only brown and autistic people ever used them and they never stopped. It's the most obnoxious shit ever and even worse these people were paying upwards of 1000 dollars to use voice lines in the end of battle pass era.
>>584700505i need that
