The Night Before Harrow Edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial CompetitiveNewshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>585026156
Harrowfags gonna rope when the vote comes in that more people didn't vote, than people voted for her and they just cancel her release all together.
She filtered all of /dlg/, kneel
>>585048516I haven't bothered voting since the self-insert got added
>PULL BACK!>No.
>>585047605they should add these lines for real
gun meta is what's killing deadlock, not violet
>>585048516no clue what you're trying to say desu
Why did they do it?
>The Israeli agent has joined your team
>>585048869uncle forgot to hit the kovaaks today lolololololol
SIX SEVEN
>>585048869>muh gunHow many times do I have to tell you it's the CC killing the game
The reminder
had to go to a rl friends birthday party and was forced to socialize but i dont drink and i sleep pretty early so my entire night was basically rem saying "im eeepy" in my head
>no longer gets ANY fan artWhat happened?
>Phantom strike Vindicta>She instantly diesOk.>Phantom strike Talon>He dashes 50 backwards and nukes you with arrows.Hmm.>Phantom strike Kelvin>He continues flying microwaving you with his beam.Alright...>Phantom strike Danny>He continues flyingWhat?
The savior of Deadlock
abrams is a lucky guy
>>585048705Man I really thought she'd be secretly an oni or something...
>>585048869metal skin is literally the best item in the game and there's nothing m1ggers can do about it
Bullet resistance>metal skin but yall ain't ready for that conversation
>>585049192>5sec duration>lowest winrate item in the gamealso>tesla bullets>capacitor>mercurial magnum>curse
unironically i don't care how polite and apologetic about it you are, if you feed like a retard in lane and waste our entire team's time for 40~ minutes then you're a piece of shit
>>585048869We're in aoe slop meta.
Metal Skin is good against Haze and no one else>Haze can just play around itNo Haze main is smart enough to play around it
>>585049317all those meme items and 5 seconds is plenty of time to stomp a m1ggers skull in
haze might be the most dishonest character in the game
>>585049441cope
unironically i don't care how skilled and tryhard you are, if you're mean to me over a video game you deserve to lose
>>585049456t. not cunning
>>585049456Always has.
>>585041650Here you go, anon.
anybody whining about m1ggers is just too ignorant to learn how to shut down gun carries while they're farming/sidelaning
Facts.
>watching streamer (ster) >mentions how everyone was shitting on Violet's writing>he starts saying that Holliday isn't good "what even is her backstory"">constantly making fun her voice lines (never had a problem with her before)Violet really forced tribalism in the community
>watching streamerNobody cares
>watching
>>585049552um where are the pubes sir? Or hebe armpit hair?>>585049579Bait used to be believable. Do you just make tierlists all day to farm (You)s?
IM DA KING OF THE RATS BABY
>>585049664i think its more like streamers are going to deepthroat yoshi and the other devs because that's just what streamers do
>>585049552And smaller nose cause some prefer that.
>>585049664>Violet is good actually because every single character before Violet is fucking garbage and always wasVery honest analysis, does not sound like these people fucking despise the game at all.
>>58504977670% of the tierlists posted here are mine, the other 30 are from reddit or metro, so yes.
>>585049776Pubes is a Paige/Violet thing
When these people criticize the game's writing, notice how they never bring up Wraith, the character who is actually cardboard in the same way Violet is
>>585048680venator's grenade with rapid recharge is incredibly fun unless you don't like melting the enemy team down with its DPS burn
Why is paradox so mean to silver what the fuck??
>>585049579>violetAaaaand tranny list confirmed
>>585049825blog + do you draw other characters?
>>585049946Wrong>>585049891Stop being a narcissist
>>585050024She is a bored high class woman and silver is borderline homeless. Why wouldn't she.
>>585050126what shape are haze pubes
>>585050126A regular bush wouldn't show with those panties though
She won.
>>585049552nice>>585049825terrible, those people deserve death
>>585050024why aren't more characters mean to silver?
>>585050162American Bald Eagle
conventionally attractive feral canine hero when
>>585049579
>>585049825schnoz bros...
>>585050212...my child.
>>585050351Your cheat that turns violet into a furry?
>>585050391>necromancer procreatingdidn't happen
>>585050064Trannys hate violet because she's asian, a real woman and "generic" I like violet because she's like every college student I've slept with in the last decade
>>585049579Rat King is icefrog btw
>>585050116Don't have a blog, but I draw random stuff mostly shortstacks.Off I go to abuse tank Graves before it gets euthanized.>>585050223Based.
>>585050391>AI sloppaGood morning saar
>>585050474valerie is too good for him
>still no further Rat/Baba nerfsIcefrog is such a hack.
>>585050445>I like violetNope
>>585050212What the fuck? She was like 7-8th place a few days agoIs this another warden lightbringer shit but on Graves?
>>585050418that's not feral and I have the puppygirl one installed
I fucking love Rat King, I played Heavy in TF2 and it feels like Heavy but actually good.Problem is I can tell that he's too powerful but a hero like him will be completely unplayable if nerfed so I grieve that day already.
>>585050592yes it turns out graves is fucking OP if you just stack greens and run at people
>>585049579here's mine but as a 7'1 multi-chain entrepreneur
>>585050592>Graves has been top win rate everywhere except the top 0.1% of matches for months>Huh? Graves is suddenly OP?
The le auto-aim hero for girls is causing balance problems......... AGAIN?!
mina.
>play at 2 in the morning>get aimbot tier tracking and headshots>in normal hours I suck ass at aimingExplain.
why did they kill sinclair for the sins of ratking, and then leave ratking OP?
>>585050586>bringing violet up unprompted
who are the people buying mystic burst on vindicta
>>585050886man-a.
>>585050951Replied to the wrong person
>>585050941Sinclair deserves it because he made Dynamo unplayable
>>585050797>forgot xer image Laugh at this anon, also I'd never want to be that tall, being 6'5 is already shit because I want to date a taller woman but they're all lankoids who look like aliens past my height.
dude a violet said i'll draw you pregnant on my lobby and everyone laughed haha it was so random and cooky lol
Holy shit wraith is literally the character for boosted low IQ retards.
THEY keep nerfing toxic bullets because THEY want to keep venator in pro jail
>>585050445How can there be death if there's no lifeIt's gotta come from somewhere when you think about itA true necromancer understands and accepts their place in the circle of life and death
>>585051131rat king/warden (previously) is even easier since wraith is squishy
Sinclair being able to steal ults for free with no counterplay was always insanely fucking toxic and terrible for the game.Rubick had to work for that shit.
Got 90k souls I think that's my highest ever
>13 match win streak>routinely win with 20/1 or similar>keep getting insulted and called a smurfI didn't ask for this cuhValve's matchmaking put my rank in shitlow because I took a long breakwhy even have ranked if it's this fucked?
Genuinely can't decide who's more broken in this new batch I am terrified of what Harrow might do
imagine apollo swirling his tongue under (You)r foreskin and then deepthroating you
>>585051158venator doesn't want toxic though
>>585051131Metro? Has MINDBROKEN you
baba stomp is the dumbest thing they've ever added, what a braindead janky piece of shit ability
rock golem hero when?
During the voting period today I jokingly said "Here's how Harrow can still win" and my wraith said "by being the only option??" and I responded "sharp as a cueball this one"And for the rest of the game they were pissed at me, pinging me, criticising me if I ever died or if they died near me, blaming me if anything went wrong.
I need to spend $5 on a new steam account to invite myself to the playtest correct?
>>585051317this but it's me swirling my tongue around inside of Silver's musky sheath and then deepthroating her
we're buddies!
>>585051437Alright, but you gotta get over it
>>585049106thank fairfax industries for the wonders of the chimera Mk1
if rem has the celeste ball and hops into someone else with his 2, does the ball get stored on rem?cause i swear to god thats what just happened to me
>maybe i was being too antagonistic maybe venator isn't too ba->queue into 4 fliers again>baba and danny just aoeslop the wave and you at the same time and baba gets the best m1 in the game for it>literally cant play the game for the rest of the match because they just deathball as pick fliers while their vindicta gets 9 million stacksflying unironically is so niggerdly I dont know how you're supposed to play a normal character when every game is just who gets to pick the most fliers and aoe teamfight autowin ults this is so fucking gay
>>585051492the only based thing you've ever said
What's the best FOOOOOOOOORMER in the game? In bricklow nobody farms and camps are left alive 24/7 so I'm usually the one doing them when there's no objectives to do
>>585051315CNS broken to semi broken tier list>Baba>Violet>Rat King>Danny>Solomon>Why Violet over Rat KingYou nigger haven't tried tank violet yet, shit is fucking cancer. You're unkillable while straight up nuking people in 1v1, her 3 is threadsap level of overtuned
>playing the game>sneaking behind the map to steal some sinners>in a distance, a muffled>...>"with the Chimera Mk1, you too can play God"
>>585051703haze
where can i get this shirt
>>585051416tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>585051703Infernus
Pre-game subway emote ideas? Waving to the other team would be one, certainly.
>>585048869Is the gun meta in the room with us right now?
>>585051667every single one of my posts is based buddy
>>585051703Rem
>>585051547thanks for the laugh
JUST BUY KNOCKDOWN AGAINST DANNY XDDD (he can fly again IMMEDIATELY)
>>585051703rat king if you want to steal small/med camps and anyone with rico rush if you want to farm big ones. mainly wraith because haze farming is kinda a throw
>>585051905>please nerf wardenbruh
>>585051547They do not many things...
>>585051905>Yamato>WeakWhat the fuck
>>585051970Imagine responding to b8
why does rem say "im with you guys" as his gg phrase? wtf does it even mean?
>*flies past*
why does violet say "mmmff! I love knots!" as her gg phrase? wtf does it even mean?
>>585052273genuinely a game changer if you play Danny. You need to learn where these are
>>585052273I forgot those are in the game
>>585052273I don't know where any of these are.
>>585052273I pretend these things don't exist
Do you guys have good aim?
>>585051712 Baba feels like being a raid boss
>>585052510No, that's why i play graves
>>585052454go into explore nyctype sv_cheats true in consoletype ent_absbox citadel_pickup_health in consoleprofit
>>585052273>moba devs are so autistic they can't just put health packs around the map>they have to be hiding in obscure/hard to reach places>they don't even heal very much
Whats wrong with Wraith? Sorry for being actually helpful for my team
>I'm gonna whale!>OOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOO
>>585052310she secretly wants to become a sailor
>>585051868Melee is so fucking dead lmao
>>585052653BRAVO YOSHIT
>>585049552Graves' sensitive puffy nipples...
>>585052612something like health packs would break the game's balancethere used to be a thing in dota called shrines and they were pure cancer
>>585051635ANSWER MEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>585052653Did they win?
2026........i am forgotten...........
>>585051416they should add tiny to the gamequas: a bunch of physics boulders appear from the air and make a big messwex: toss, you can toss people as far as a jump padexort: passive, the tree you're holding causes your heavy melee to have a 10 meter radiusinvoke: grow, passively becomes too large to fit indoor areas, at max level you can pick up buildings from the map and throw them around
Violet is so horny goddamn
>>585052896i fucked his mom
Is Danny OP? I can't lose a single game with him. Even if they buy knockdown it doesn't matter, I'm still facefucking them into submission.
>>585052731they arent even visible despite wearing a tight shirt
>>585052273Real talk, the shit you have to memorize in the map to play this game well are horrendous>routes and locations to jump from and boxes and golden boxes and health pickups and all the wacky geometry you can corner boost in and all the hiding places and hidden paths andmeanwhile this shit doesn't happen in MOBAs>want to do well in dota>look up good warding spots (for support)>look up ONE jungle farm route for carry >doneimagine every time they change the map you have to forget and memorize this shit again
>>585052965Graves' puffy vulva...
THANK GOD THE RETARDED GRAVES PLAYERS HAVE COOKED UP A NEW WAY FOR HER TO BE BROKENCAN'T WAIT FOR EVEN MORE NERFS UNTIL THIS CHARACTER IS NOTHING MORE THAN A WALKING LANE MINION
>Have an emergency>Last time I got with an abandon it was because my power was shutoff by electric company>For "risk of fires">This time my cat brought in a half dead rodent>Get banned from playing ranked for 24 hoursI'm making a smurf time to see what playing Deadlock is like "fresh" after the new patch!
Box running is the dumbest shit. This game has so many dumb decisions.
>>585053052deserved for being a rat killing crumbum
>>585053018>>585052273these should genuinely always be close to a rooftop or something so you don't have to do defrag to get a 100 hp heal every 5 minutes
>>585050940You most likely have a higher than average percentage of rat DNA, and it's boosting the regions of your brain that are used for hunting in crepuscular animals.
>>585053039Playable trooper would be kino tbqh
our wraith walked out of lane with eight kills and proceeded to do nothing for the entire matchfucked around in the jungle, didn't fight, didn't catch wavesended the game 9/6 and had less damage done than the calico that fed herkill all m1keys castrate all m1keys boil all m1keys in bleach
>It's another game where all my kills get stolen from me as Lash, Pocket, Billy, and DoormanThis is getting out of hand, I'm getting fucking tired of Wraith, Vindicta, and Celeste players stealing my shit.
>>585051868Make Runed Gauntlets buyable in standard Yoshi you FUCKING COWARD.
Isn't this a bit much just to play on a new account? Wouldn't 60 standard matches played be enough? 60 WINS seems like a very steep requirement for ranked.
Eskay is cute!
>>585052965I wanted to be able to post it and not get hammered.I'll do a seethrough edit in a bit for you.Now, are her innies or regular?
>>585053298only if counterspell upgrades off of rebuttal and works against it>>585053346it's less than league and dota
Now that the dust has settled, is Harrow overtuned? Her fear being unavoidable and forcing you to walk away in a predictable straight line is some bullshit but the rest of her abilities are pretty mediocre so it seems to balance out overall?
>>585053346no one plays rankked anyway dont worry about it
>>585052273>>585053018>>585053139I still don't know how to get the one in the green side next to the walker
>>585053292there's no bonus souls for last hitting a hero you baby
>>585053346its a free valve game they got to make it somewhat annoying to cheat
>>585053234Probably gave up after seeing you play like ass in line
>>585053346It has to be wins or else people would throw.
>>585053462There sure is if I'm getting MVP
>>585053453I havent seen a single good Harrow so far, at best they peel for their m1gger and farm a billion healing stats for the postgame screen (which is what a support should be doing desu)
>>585052273>the eyeball ones on archmother yellowoverpowered as shit
>>585052674ohhhhhhhh she wants to become a sailor so she can sail the high seas to other continents to see if the dogs there are as hot as the ones in america!
>>585053453every single nurse player i ran into today has been dogshit, she might be worse than day 1 danny
>>585053354>general grievous
Holy shit Harrow just flew over in my lane!
>>585053453>>585053547I don't remember her coming out yet?
>>585053741shes been out for a day bro
>if you double tap 4 as venator it gets buffered so he just immediately puts the crossbow away and it goes on cooldownthis character literally can't have anything
>>585053741>v tourist doesn't play the gameCLASSIC.
>>585053745Unironically why did she flop?
>oh Baba is on the enemy team, I'll go gun doorman >mfw forgot how fucking ass his gun is now and how it makes his doors borderline worthless since their distance is based around spirit power>Baba still just feeds spirit power from our fresh install Paige anyway so me trying to counter build just made me fucking worse
>>585053462
>>585053453>LaningShit>MidgameShit>Objective fightsGodlikeAnother ultbot like most of this batch, absolute dogshit failure of a release
+8bros...
>>585053791I see no gameplay of her on YouTube yet nor interactions?
>>585053741After the Violet controversy, they're rolling out Harrow piecemeal
>>585053354is eskay the one on the left? she's really cute but whoever is in the middle is a hideous monster
>>585053973>uhh wheres the third party content?? i need my e-celebs to tell me everythingplay the game dumbass
>>585053375why not both?
>>585053354Man, this is an evil selfie. Like they made sure to capture the worst possible angle and expression possible to make someone who is already a bit chopped look even worse.
>>585053459most of them are wall jump to the wall > double jump > wall jump away from the wallthe issue is if it's worth it going back there, the other one is right next to the line, this one you need to walk and spend stamina you won't have for the trip back
>>585053898I look like this.
>>585052273I don't know what these are t. fortitude enjoyer
>>585053973She's been out long enough for mods to be made, do you live under a rock
>>585054091That's just what happens when you put a tranny next to an actual woman side by side like that.
City Never Sleeps? More like, City Never "Sneeds" because you can't chuck fuck n suck your way out of this one, buttercup.
Start playing gun apollo.
>>585053453>release m1 healer>its better to build her spirityoshinigger...
Don't like Pockets kit at all and is always the least threatening on the enemy team
>>585053453>Her fear being unavoidable and forcing you to walk away in a predictable straight lineStop stealing all of Mireska's spells goddamn it, how will she be ported to Deadlock?
>>585054075Hmm sure why not.
guys I was playing Silver and laning with a Violet and she got on mic and said "hey silver check this out" and then she drew this in the sky what does it mean?
>>585054423my beautiful boywife apollo
>>585054298>start playing... apollono thanks, I care about my opponents having fun
>>585054403He used to be a good hero. Almost exactly 50% winrate, decent pickrate at every rank bracket. Then they made his ult disable all healing out of nowhere. Obviously that was too strong but instead of simply reverting they just gutted everything else about him. Now he's a pure ultbot
>>585054494?
>>585054447its like a hammer and sickle?
>>585054447its a T and a V dumbass shes a TV Girl fan
>Mediocre healing unless you build spirit>If you build spirit she's mediocre at everything else>Good ult for spooking but the range is so short it's basically meleeHow would (You) buff Harrow without making her OP?
Why is there even a vote still
>>585054658Harrow doesn't need to be fixed, every other character needs to be decancerfied down to her level
>>585054423seeeeeeeeeeeexo
>>585054719Cuck humiliation ritual
>>585054719humiliation ritual
BET THEY GOT REGRETS NOW!
>>585054658I've just been building her like a more passive Warden. i'm sure somebody's gonna give me shit because "she's nothing like him", but her gun's not great (like warden's), she's not that fast (like warden) and she has to close distance quickly to make use of her kit (like warden).
>Stupid 0/7/3 nigger Shiv gives up ten minutes into the game>Stripmines the jg for 40 minutes while we 5v6 until 52 minutes and lose>Screen record him with OBS wandering in jg, ignoring waves, ignoring fights>Scroll the chat up to show that he literally announced he was gonna grief>4k damage over 52 minutes>Upload the screen recording as unlisted Youtube video>Report him for griefing, describe his behavior, explain he explicitly stated he was going to grief in chat, link the video>No punishmentOh this is going to be another one of those faggot games that hits you with the hammer of God if you call someone a retard and they get upset but people can waste everyone's time by griefing and go untouched, huh?
>>585054658>>585054753>>585054836forbidden knowledge, start putting mystic reverb on her 2, rush max rank her 2, its bugged right now and procs with no cooldown on every single tick of the dot
>>585054719Here's how Harrow can still win:
Stop the Harrow steal
I just had a funny thoughtThere's a world where the first character voted in was Violet and the shitstorm was so legendary it nearly killed the update
>>585054719its funny
Give me some unc-friendly heroes
Assassins suck in this game.Everything just boils down to deathballs most of the time, It's hard to justify playing anything single target.It's not like you can 100-0 someone in this game either, the time to kill is so insane that everyone else rotates while you and your opponent parkours around the map.I think I'll just stick to press 4 to win teamfight characters. They're just more effective.
>>585054949The game's also free to play so griefers and cheaters can make an infinity new accounts to ruin your games with :^)
>>585054719russia simultaor
>>585054949Stop giving a fuck about the outcome of a single game, mobas are designed for you to play hundreds of them, what happens in one shouldn't matter to you once the match itself is over. Yet here you are making videos writing reports and then also going on 4chan to blog about itAlways work on what you can change: yourself. You will always have retards on your team. Sometimes the enemy team will have the retards. Spending time getting upset over it won't change anything.
>Me and my lane partner do well>On the other side of the map the indian that just installed his first game is going 0-7 along with his cousin doing the same thing>Me and my lane partner are the ones that are punishedObjectively dogshit game design.
>>585055047Holy fuck it works in testing KEEEK. I swear each new character has been more broken than the last, I think Valve offices has black mold or something.
why are you fags pretending harrow is already out
>>585055490running out of ways to cope with violet
tips for Rem?
>>585055313Perhaps there is a certain character who would suit you….
>>585055310mo, abrams, graves, kelvin, seven
>>585055549Oh I got a fat hard tip for him all right
>I'm going to Rat
>>585055549you just kicked the hornets nest
>>585055549Buy goose egg + trophy collectorBuy slowing hex + knockdownRun around ganking constantly
>>585054790when i get done with her>BET SHE GOT PREGGERS NOW
>>585055549SEEEXSSEEEEEEEEXXXX
>IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE W-ACK!>*dies*>WHO'S THE KING OF THE RATS, BABY!>*3 kills*
>>585055549thick ones, usually
>>585055710No, her tubes are tied.
IN A FEW SECONDS, IT'LL ALL BE OVER>dies
>>585055310Turret McGinnis (even though it's not optimal)Abrams and Mo&Krill built purplegreen are retard-proofRat King, max ult then 3 and just build greens, go to every teamfight and be an unkillable giganiggerThere are better heroes and playstyles but the ones I described can be piloted competently by special needs kids
>>585055893Not. Yet.
Genuinely, what was the thought process behind Violet?
>>585055849>IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE W-ACK!Which hero is this?>>585055916Which hero is that?I genuinely can't recognize any voice lines outside of the super obvious ones like "WHO'S KING OF THE RATS" or "DONT YOU GET IT, I CANT DIE" all the others just kind of blend together
>>585056016>people liked it when we added cute girls, let's try it again
>>585056016>Me Chinese, me pray joke>Me go pee pee in your deadlock
>>585056035Warden ult
>>585055310i'm unc I play mostly spirit dealers who can roam as much as possible and farm camps easily and not need to make decisions about engaging and stuffI like doorman, infernus(dash build), kelvin, pocket, m&k and sevenI like talon but I struggle to clear waves and camps on him, it sucks but I guess you're just an ultbot anyway
>>585056035is this bait, how fucking new are you
>>585056250Tbf with Grey Talon you either pick him for 300 APM ultra comp gameplay where you sweat your balls off, or you do it for the ult meme
>>585056269I mean I don’t know half the lines either
IN HERE, I AM KING
>>585056016It's pretty clearly a weird mix of her dev self inserting while also trying to be relatable while also being a strong woman while also trying to appeal to the Asian market. It's a big fucking mess of a character
>>5850538733rd worlders voting for meme characters>gay Furgods vote rat>russians vote Baba>Americans vote Solomon>Chinese vote VioletDanny and Harrow split the straight white male vote which is already a minority of the population
FLY TREW!
>>585056269>how fucking new are youI have 10 hours played so far
NEW YORK IS MY BREEDING GROUND
>>585056469IN HERE I AM KING(instantly dies followed shortly by his teammate dying)
>>585056469>IN HERE>I AM KANG
THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS
I GOT YOU
>lash takes 22k dmg from bebopholy shitter but also lore accurate
YER DEAD
I will dance... and they will die.
Roooooolliiing!
First game ever on Deadlock. My gaming background is constant Masters rank in League hitting GM once. Multiple season Pred in Apex Legends, as well as Immortal in Valorant. Before I even played my first match I watched multiple Lash guides paired with movement guides. I also practiced in the practice range the movement tech. Will I get put into higher mmr lobbies now after this performance or will I get another game where I stomp?
HERE'S A TASTE OF WHAT AWAITS THEM
i can't hold them for long
>>585056868>BACK IN MY DAY I WAS X AND Y IN BABY MODE GAMES>unc beats up actual bots and thinks anyone cares
>>585056868No one asked or cares
What's HIS most memorable voice line?What's the "Yer dead" of Danny?
Speaks Japanese
I'm going to rat!
>>58505686867
>>585054091It's worse than than.The women in that picture knows 100% that they are raising their own sexual market share by at least a few points just by posing with the troon.It's really fucked up when you think about it.
Why does shiv talk like that?
>>585056868YOSHI THIS NIGGER IS SMURFING
Real quickWhich Patron is North and which is South?
>>585057003THE HEAVENS AWAIT
>>585057003AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHATWASTHEMOSTPAINFULDEATHYET
>>585056868You start at 0 mmr and gain like 300 per win, yes there's mmr in unranked and you ranked calibration is based on your unranked mmr
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines/?voiceline=chessmaster%2Fping%2Fchessmaster_ping_pre_game_03.mp3I think it's time to admit the whole patch is full of bad writing, not just Violet
I'm sorry but the whole repeating lines from the game thing works much better in Dota, far more meme worthy lines there
>>585056959Oh my bad ig>uncbruh I was born in 2006>>585056978your just mad I'm going to hit eternus because that's what gamer gods do
CUMMING~! CUMMING FROM BEING CHOKED~<3
What's the best mod manager? answer pls
>>585057003You've never seen hunter killer missiles with this form factor.
>>585057182she...she doesnt say that
>>585057182I said and say this.
What the fuck, Danny is actually insanely fun.
>killstealing with Danny UltWelcome back Necro, how I missed you.
>>585057182*Anvils you*
>>585057157
When we win i feel like i avoided every fight and was a lane janny and we got lucky and rolled the 25-2 m1gger on our teamWhen we lose I feel like its cause i went 0-5 in lane and because we didnt get lucky so the 25-2 m1gger is on the other teamHow will valve fix this?
>>585057091THE BAXTER SOCIETY HAS GOT YER NUMBER
>>585057293AS YOU CAN SEE THE JETPACK IS EASY TO USE
>>585057164DID I HEAR A SQUEAK
>>585057293you get stacks with necro ult it's worth it
>>585057356stop avoiding fights
>>585057157>central park at 2am energyThis is meant to be a 70 year old in 1949. I don't even think a 50 year old today would say this
It's weird how much people bitched about Doorman at his highest strength, so they nerfed kidnapping, but it seems like CC nowadays is way fucking worse than anything he could do pre nerf and people aren't really complaining about anything but ability clarity while they're getting stunlocked until the end times by a rook and then silenced and held in place and all kinds of other shit. Just crazy how perspective has changed i guess
>>585055582IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD
>>585057281It is metaphysically impossible for a character with an Izuna Drop to be boring
>>585057157nigga what the fuck LMAOthis is legit the worst line i've heard in the game, how did this fly under the radar???
How come other MOBAs make me mad but even after the saltiest, sweatiest, shittiest match in Deadlock I still want to play another one after?
>>585057157I mean, that's what I've been thinking ever since they added some sex lines or everyone knowing each other type of shit
>>585057469but then the m1gger will be 26-2
DEMOLITION TIME
>>585057585Deadlock is not a MOBA
>>585057617>everyone knowing each other type of shitI think this is the biggest thing that's bugging me lately. For certain characters it makes sense, Infernus is a paranormal bartender, it makes sense he'd know the paranormal weirdos. But others like Billy knowing half the cast is weird. He's just some dude.
Fun hero
>>585057585bing bing wahoo movement makes you think you're actually playing a game instead of just right clicking
>>585057585It's the opposite for meI used to get turbo pumped in Dota but Deadlock matches are such sweatfeasts I now play solo ranked Dota in between to relax
>>585057003IT'S AMAZING ISN'T IT>propeller plane crashing sfx
>>585057003He doesn’t really stick to a single line as often as Shiv’s ult which is probably good with how much he talks. As far as recognizable sounds being in a team fight and hearing BEEP BEEP CHUNK Wrrrrrrrrr nyyyyyyyYYYYYYYOOOMMMM!!!!
>>585057780Miku's best ult line is "GOING HOT"It makes me fucking hard every time I swear
>>585057003>ult Sinclair>FOR YOUR NEXT TRICK, YOU'RE CRASH INTO CONCRETE!
>>585057786deadlock would be better if it actually wasn't a MOBA
where is he
>>585057917no trees, brudda
Idk why just have a feeling this game is a flop
eheheheheheheu seein this shit?
>>585057157Oh it can't be that ba-
>scouring Danny's voice lines for cringe>it's all kinoWhat gives? Do they have two writers and they had the not shit one write all of Danny's lines?
>celeste is a high skill movement character>load into a game>celeste on another lane>look at the score 10 minutes in>she has 10 kills>builds full tank>doesn't even have jump bind in her keyboard>literally unkillableHow do you counter this?
>>585057938he'd love new yorkexcept green lane
>Finally lock in one of the new characters to try them out in ranked>teammates finish with 16 deaths
Is it just me or are character like Kelvin and infernus to item spike heavy?
>I HECKING LOVE SCIENCEare you sure?
>*melts an Ixian orphan alive*YOU'RE GONNA LOVE USING THIS THING
>>585057938He...won...
>>585057617>>585057787Should we mention this in feedback? I feel like the redditors and discorders aren't smart enough to see why this is a problem.>>585057857>Danny ulting Vindicta>"I hear you know a thing or two about sacrifice"
>>585058053>play deadman daniel>have to lane with a yamato who is, by their own admission, on a 5 game losing streak
CRUMBUM LENNY CRUMBUM CHIMERA MARK ONEWEED PAINTING HORNYMIIIILDREEEED MAAAAGICK IM JEWIIISH BY THE WAYPROTECT DA QUEEN YA MON CHESSY CHESSY 5 DORRAHWhat will Harrows thing be I wonder.
>>585058132All the fun of a flamethrower with none of the smell
>>585057585It's an actually 3D game
THE CHIMERA MARK 1 WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A VENGEFUL GOD
>>585057003OOOOOWWWWW THAT SMAAAARTTTSSSSAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA THATS IN MY TOP FIVE
Lifting!
>>585058143milking my cock hopefully
>eido's hit marker tells him when he strafes too farokay i believe the qol schizo now
Crumbum sounds like an old timey euphemism for homosexual.
>>585058135green lane................. xir.......
>>585058005Valve is currently in a Cold War. Someone there green lit working with SBI and just cause they stopped making Neon Prime doesn’t mean the source of the cancer was removed. Until they cut out those employees it’s will continue attempting to spread till it kills the host.
I'M DOING IT
>>585057003"Sir, I am employed".
>watching vtubers play>they only consider the female champions or remIt really is over for women.
>>585058279One final tree is a victory lap
Abrams will be spared after TID is enacted, he's an alright guy.
>>585058251They keep installing more and more cheats. Yoshi needs to curb this shit yesterday. Its not fair to vanilla chads.
AOZ - Paige & Violet mounted again
>>585058005>>585058305Remember that Valve has the "Work in what you want" policy so most likely Violey and Danny has different writers working on them
>>585058258>rat king is actively anti homosexual as he needs his kingdom to grow and spread across the world>calls all morons and useless people gay degenerates eating the good food (crumbs) like ass (bums) and making shit worseI fully believe it. Glory to rattania
>champions
>>585058382My girlfriend is playing infernus doe
I realized why they made Doorman a blue-eyed ginger. Nothing is more horrifying and weird to a certain group of people than a helpful white male.
>vtubers
BUFF MELEEWHY IS THERE A COUNTER TO MY PRIMARY DMG SOURCE BUILT INTO THE GAME WHEN M1GGERS AND AOE SLOPPERS GET TO RUN RANPANT BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE BUFF MELEE
>>585058258>cumbum
>geist presses 1>destroys everything in a radius of 10km>can throw it to the other side of the mapWhy is this okay
>>585054556>>585054610she kept saying "give me your fortune cookie! give me your fortune cookie!" for some reason? is it because violet is like chinese or some shit?
>>585057958It literally has no monetization available whatsoever and Valve has nothing better to do with billions of dollars entirely in private revenue with no investors to answer to
>>585058509>anti homosexualBilly's ass is his though
>>585058634sorry sport, should've played before item rework if you wanted to melee.
>>585058382Vtubers are even worse than your average woman when it comes to videogames
>>585058634game is on t+2 years public and theres still not a parry fizzle item akin to unstoppable or indom :/
>>585058634>primary damage source>look at melee items>2 utility items>1 gives extra damage on a cooldown>1 gives extra damage on a cooldown and then makes them take extra damage from bullets>the rest of the items are gun damage items
>>585058634You dont get to just heavy melee to victory, you get to use abilities, jukes and more to win like everyone else you Billy or Abrams main. As much as I shit on Apollo being an ability demon, at least hes not that brain dead.
>>585058672Deadlock is woke and no one can say otherwise.
>>585058503All the more reason to keep filling the forums with complaints and isolate the problem employee.
The new art hoe is so fucking boring story wise. Like, oh wow a college dyke who gets high and paints, ever her VA sounds board af in the booth. Danny is a shill, but at least he's got that ye olde announcer man charm.
IF I DIE LET IT BE FLYING THE CHIMERA MARK 1!
>>585058672>Mina is not herebehead this chud, now
>>585058797>boring story wiseshe fucks dogs, that's pretty interesting I think
>>585058797She's every Asian American woman. They all live one life.
>>585058756This. Melee is not a real archetype as much as some parry schizo wants it to be.
>>585058762>Braindead>In a game where everyone has range
>>585058382Why don't girls like playing as monsters and skeletons? Are they gay or something?
>>585058634this but unironically.
>>585058893kill yourself
Deadlock is woke because every game includes a gay character: you, the player.
you now remember the shiv pre-debuff resist nerf on parry stuns melee build (or you dont because you're new and a faggot)
>>585058869mina isn't gay for being engaged to a manpocket is queer for rejecting his gender identity
>>585058672>>585058672it is a crime to put violet next to the other charactersyou don't hear kelvin saying "wow I want that electric skeleton to fuck my asshole!" in his voicelines and what the FUCK is vyper even doing there she's horny for lash
>>585058947Mina is trans
>>585058916>monstersthey prefer getting fucked by them>skeletonsidk
>>585058989she hired a female stripper
What do they mean?
>>585058907>Asian American womanI didn't even notice until you pointed it out. Is that supposed to have appeal to it?
>>585059149No.Actual Asians from Asia H A T E diaspora monkeys, especially Americans.
>>585057617uhhh yeah anon you're pulling a lenny rn
>be me, emissary>getting shit on all early game cause vyper afk farming and making it 1v6>after the game check her stats only 20k damage in 40 minutes>check statlocker and they have literally never played a ranked match beforewhy is this retard at this rank yoshi?
>>585058947>pocket abandons his dad and mom>lives in the sewers with a pair of confirmed bachelors who have awful criminal company>does deals with devils and spirits all the time to get power>turns out to be a gay moron that wants to murder his dad nowI mean yeah hes the archetypal gay. Abandon stability and your family, you end up a fag anarchist.
>>585058936kojima san!!!
>>585058672vyper is ''''''''queer'''''''' in that the majority of women are actually bi, they just dont have the patience to put up with their woman bullshit from another woman.
>>585058672It's actually amazing to me that redditors can just make up their own reality and every single other person on the site plays along with it.
>>585059315They're literally headcanoning Violet so they can defend her and delete all criticism.
>>585059135Mostly nonsense but also sigils which seem to denote the Maelstrom from the room, potentially as a binding thing, the watchers eye which seems to also be associated with the Maelstrom we see from the starting room, a lot of other mystic symbology which Im pretty sure Baba wields and some shitposting.
>>585058558>masc&femThere is literally nothing feminine about Doorman, he is just a well groomed young man. People are just obsessed with pornography.
Is magic carpet a meme or actually good?
>doorman shouldn't be allowed to push walkers with no risk>wraith is fine though>we want less life steal in the game>wraith is fine though>mina and sinclair should do less ability damage to objectives >wraith is fine though
>>585059315>>585058672>kelvin and sevengoddamn i hate fags what is wrong with zoomer redditors
>100k soul differenceThey still take a long ass time to finish us off somehow...
Yea this game was 100% more fun pre rat king, holy shit.
>no one picks baba anymoreYep, she was the industry plant vote.
>>585058672>check profile>tranny, 35+this person is terminally online or is a bot made to farm retarded queers. they are constantly posting about gay shit in over 100+ communities
>>585059624sir your slowing hex? retard
>>585059570It’s good on a couple characters that really want to stay in the air/don’t have good escape mobility. Solomon is probably one of the only characters that actually can make real use of it by staying in the air to better move chess pieces in a team fight.
>>585059736It was the Russian vote.They got baited though cause shes not slavic, shes Jewish lol
>>585059624wraith is only good when the game lasts more than 25 minutes, and since most high level games (not the majoriy of games players actually play), Wraith is actually fine because no life '''''pro players''''' say shes bad.
>>585059763If xir wrong, though? Valve isn't exactly subtle with Seven/Kelvin faggotry.
>>585059805>shes JewishSpeaking of headcanon
>>585059708How long until I can avoid that nigger
>>585057003AS YOU CAN SEE THE JETPACK IS EASY TO USE>crashes
>>585059763It gets worse, they are actually closer to 40 and into MLP and constantly post about legos, nintendo, roblox and being trans. What the fuck?
>>585059953a month at best
>>585053938Gun talon is still good even after the nerfs, you've just been psyoped into thinking otherwise.
>vindicta on my team>least amount of souls>going 0/12remove this dipshit character and rape their players
>>585059975Let people enjoy things
>>585059778are you gonna recommend metal-skin too?
>Make a human>Call it a unicornI don't get it.
>>585057157>This group has real central park at 2 am energyDASS RITE WHYTEBOI
yall just porns to me.....
>>585059893She has a kike as fuck accent man
>>585059570It makes Solomon much easier to play. Other than that it's just for split pushing in rare game states where you really need to cover multiple lanes with one hero and can't get faster ziplines unlocked. It does have some nice fringe benefits like the duration scaling but it's just very expensive for what it gives.
I know we shitpost a lot but really how cool would a dragon hero be?
>>585060237he got real pawn energy senpai
>>585060132nooo dont rape her
>>585059893She literally has a line about "have a begal"
Will I eat a ban for making a second account for casual queues so I don't mess up my mmr on the main I play with friends on?
carl lumbly is such a great VA
Memory leak legit making me nauseous with the abrupt freezing, sorry to the match I abandon it was getting bad
>>585060373If you blatantly stomp too hard there is a chance people will report you for smurfing but if you're careful enough it should be fine
In the future, quality of life mods will advance enough to play the game for you
>>585060329i wouldnt mind an alexstrasza side-gradei have never played wow
Why the fuck is Valve queueing me on the wrong servers? I can't play like this.
>>585060452>2030>gameplay clarity mod lets you see the enemy player through their webcam so you can directly mock their appearance as a form of psychological warfare
>>585060329You're not gonna fit Auroth in those vents bro
To add to the melee discourse, it's so funny that on top of parry baseline, there are two 800 items that provide passive resist to melee damage with pretty big numbers (cq and rebuttal)>>585060373Only if you cheat
>>585060517How do you see which server you're connected to?
>>585060517credit where its due this game has good netcode, never felt like my shots werent hitting or im dying around corners
>>585060618steam overlay
>>585057157that's just how they talk in jamaica mon
>>585060407>75 years old>Lowrie is 74Valve you need to move your ass on those VNs
>>585060329How does it work with the setting unironically?
>>585060470Goddamn I miss playing her and DeathwingAnd also Mal'ganis
>Le heckin epic 4th wall breaking conversationWe are less than a year away from a new voice line that directly mentions the player or Deadlock as a video game
Changes rat king needs>can be stunned during ult and it goes on a proper cooldown>ult no longer provides damage reduction while he's carrying it, only when it's placed, other buffs still apply as they currently do>ult t3 changes to "rat king is unstoppable in the banner area">grenade has higher hitbox to melee it away, also gets pushed farther and faster
>>585060641it probably has cs2s subtick thing
Trying to fight anyone while near a rope is the most autistic shit ever
>>585060641If anything the netcode feels too lenient in awarding you hits where you didn't deserve it. It's especially noticeable with Violet stunning people who are fully inside of a building at the point they get stunned.
>>585057003GOD DAMMIT MAGGIE
>>585060767Player>The Hidden KingValve>The Archmother
>>585057432not to mention the extremely long respawn time
>>585060725Why are they hiring such old voice actors?
>>585060727Could be that dragons are rare and live in isolation in pocket realms as the world got more modernized Or they're truly ancient beings that are far and few between that have woken up thanks to the first Maelstrom Or they're visitors from another realm like IxiansYou could do a lot of things >>585060767Anon we've had conversations with Bebop about his hooks and punches and Holliday with her lasso for ages
>>585060797Did you ever fight a Lash camping the bell tower in chinatown? Absolute Looney Toons shit right there. I was laughing so hard I couldn't even get mad about 4 people feeding in the exact same way.
>>585060891Those are Valve veterans, working with them forever.
Just no fun to be had when theres a rat king in the match.
>>585060767In game abilities are referenced plenty of times in convos + billy has been doing actual 4th wall breaks for 2 years
>>585060767billy already does that
i fear graves will actually be made useless when this build gets killed. whats more likely though kit changes or item changes.
>>585060767Bebop and Doorman do the same thing dumbass.
>>585060935still seems like a bad idea to hire someone who could die or retire within 10 years for a live service that
how do I be good at da drifta
>>585060257She has a New York accentCause she's a New Yorker
>>585060961>die in chaotic mid boss fight>open damage recap>1800 damage from scrap grenadeGuess I should have meleed it away...
>>585060891I'm going to cry when Lowrie dies and they reveal that Dynamo's human body looks like himand then they charge you 45 dollars to use him as a skin
>>585061080item changes
>>585061116*that will likely last longer than that fuck
i sure love when the team is losing time trying to catch a flying danny and then I look and my ivy is going melee with no knockdown
>>585061080they're going to compensate by making deadheads immortal since they've been useless for so longand her gun will shoot whether there's an enemy there or not so you will waste mystic shot and resto shot
So was it true
>>585061246maybe immortal is a stretch but making them not give souls might be an option
>>585061297Matinee? Absolutely
>>585061356why is spideycuz hittin da hitler hell
>>585061246actually, you know what? fuck it. make them immortal. they would still probably do less damage than fucking baba dot.
>>585060798I think that's less the netcode and more her LOS check having a grace period so it doesn't break by dashing past a lightpole
>>585061297yes, violet is very much so into canines
>>585061536kill yourself
>>585061536but why?
>>585048809but enough about rat king
>>585061585She's Chinese and they eat dogs so it's appropriate
>>585061607ask valve
>>585051839I like the subway idea a lot
>>585061080>>585061246Maybe they'll make it so that you can't destroy them after a certain distance which would allow Graves to actually set them up before a fightThen you can still melee/shoot them, but doing so when they're chasing you will only stun the skull so Graves can go and wake it up again by being in proximity of itOr if that's too strong still, one melee will stun and crack the skull, another melee on a cracked skull will destroy itThat ability is basically a fancy DoT so it's weird how janky they made it
>>585061759The word "muzzle" should NEVER EVER be used outside the context of firearms.
Rat king is literally the only fun hero this batch so far, what the fuck went wrong?
>>585061948What about vets
RAT KING HAS A 65% WINRATE IN STREET BRAWL YOSHI WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>585061992well of course vets can talk about firearms you fucking retard
>>585062026lmao
>>585061948It's very rarely used for animals, but I doubt the furry troon writer meant actual mouth guards.
>>585062002The dev team is so heartbroken by the response to Violet that they're taking a month long mental health break after Harrow releases
>>585061961crum bums designed the other heroes
>>585061961
>>585062070>yeah let's write actual furry porn pandering in our 50s game, wouldn't that be epically relatable
>>585061948I mean I like snout better but muzzle is also a word for an animal's snout, also you can say nuzzle the muzzle :3 which is kino
Yoshi please nerf rat king so I can finally play my husband with 100% pick rate
>Harrow probably has a healing gun in some way>can't aim for shitthis is going to suck. hopefully she doesn't need to headshot peopleor it's a laseror my teammates sit still and take their medicinefuck
>>585062518they're going to "balance" it by making the projectile velocity 10m/shave fun
>>585062518Ricochet for healing gun is funny as fuck since its baked into her base build template
So... When this season ends I'll have to win another 45 games of standard to unlock ranked again?
>>585060641lol yeah right. now try playing any hero with an escape ability and enjoy getting stunned during iframes multiple times per game
>pisslow rank>people don't immediately take sinners on cooldown >instead of helping in team fights I roam the map vacuuming sinnersI can't help myself man I can't leave a sinner unclaimed
how do i git gud at dannywhen can i start actually being aggressive with my jetpack dives? i'm always worried it will just get me killed
>>585062692honestly just die and find out for yourself. its called limit testing. be sure to tell your teammates that you are limit testing to ensure to them you arent throwing
>>585062692after you unlock the second upgrade (which should be asap)
>>585062669Me when I play support and becoming a lanemaid because everyone else is playing TDM to the point I'm 15k souls ahead of my team and turned into a carry
>>585057003>Now, you may be asking yourself if a lady on a park bench versus the Chimera Mark 1 is a fair fight. The answer is no, life's not fair. But in the fight that is life, you wanna be the skeleton with the jetpack! Buy yours today!
>>585062692cooldown reduction and ability range are your friends
>>585062692Be careful until you get the second upgrade to your diveThen you can dive with impunityJust make sure you land themAnd also be aware of what items enemies have because slowing hex will screw you over
Warden buffs when?
>>585062692It scales with level so dont do it until after the laneing phase unless you're sure you can kill.
>enemy 3 stack or whatever >their dynamo uses ult (wow)>they pause the game and talk shit>40 minutes later>they lose match>REPORT (PERSON ON THEIR TEAM)lol
>>585063146Never Warden is an antiquated character
>>585060767Kelvin is such a fucking little cuck, he gets owned by 3/4 of the cast
>>585063146sorry buddy, warden is part of the old cast and his character being loosely authoritarian is problematic so hes going to be reworked.
>>585058452All I want is a larger fucking map, I can't see shit on where sinners or the mid shop is
>>585060863
>>585063146When it's time to change the world
when are they adding meepo
Where are (You) sitting?
how long have you guys been playing deadlock
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/violet-a-critique-and-admittedly-shameless-trans-rewrite.176810/DID THIS TRANNY COOK!?!?!>>585060179no I would recommend return fire
>>585063426June 2024
>no more solomon in randoms>only Violethuh
>>5850634084 or 6Rem will nap and Haze will shut the fuck upSitting between the patrons sounds fun and dangerous
>>5850634085 to get some vindicta smell>>585063446no we don't need more trans allegories it never ends well
>>58506340810 in Venator's lap
>>585063426I haven't finished installing yet.
>>585063426Started before the floodgates opened then quit for a year then played on and off since. This game has been slowly getting better but it's still not good. It's like marvel rivals for autistic people there's no actual strategic depth it's just all a time waster still.Also movement trooning is really really overpowered
>>585063217>>585063258>>585063386They just need to revert the most recent nerfs they did to him...
>>585063408>sit anywhere>Bebop drags you to 5
>>585057086this is normal though? most women groups have an ugly friend for this purpose
>>585063521TADC was really good though.
>>585063554YOU, UH, YOU GOT SOMETHIN' ON YA, MATE!
so they have the technology to make AoE abilities respect line of sight now with danny's 2, why don't they go back and make all the old AoE's that go through walls do this? geist bomb still hits everything through walls.
>>585059624I just hate how fucking clunky his doors feel now compared to back in October.
how would your favorite character fare as a supplicant in the ritual? What would be their wish?
>>585063548It's corner boosting that is really RNG and egregious
>>5850634082 so I can fawn over dogs together with Violet, Billy would probably find it hot too I bet
>>5850634084 because aisle seats are nice and Haze isn't a weirdo5 because Bebop and Vinny are cool and we could either chat it up or sit in silence which both I think would be fine with8 because Abrams could have some cool stories + window seat
>>5850634085 and 8 both seem chill
I hope this is okay to talk about but I just want to vent for a second. It feels like every other game some man child (or literally a child) starts talking about r*pe in game.Getting ganked, stomped, etc, "they r*ped us",or "let's r*pe them at mid." I wish you could hear how embarrassing you sound saying this over a video game.I don't think these people know what r*pe is, but I think they know it is about power and control. Regardless, it's disgusting and completely ruins the game for me. I also think it's so stupid considering this game is so obviously progressive. Nobody wants you here if you talk that way.What's even more disheartening, it's always only one person per match and no one says anything or calls out the behavior. Boys, if you want to really feel like a man call out this behavior when you see it.I report this every time and call it out. "You're embarrassing yourself" usually shuts people up, but I've never seen one of the action taken flags come up after reporting. if a deadlock mod sees this, make this an instant comms ban please I am begging. You have the power to make this a positive community. There should be zero tolerance for this kind of language
They really couldn't make anything better for Violet's ult? Giant wall silence? Holy fucking shit. Wheres my quality of life mod to make it transparent?
>>5850634084 doesn't seem badHaze is chill and Rem is cute. Pocket and Bebop are nice and Seven across the aisle won't kill you for no reason
>>585060727I know a shapeshifting/humanoid dragon is the go-to but I'd prefer a feral one. Maybe with them sleeping since Medieval or ancient times and finally having woke up joins the ritual in order to wish for something like peace or if you want to be funny something outdated and no longer valuable to humans like a spice chest or something because they got no clue what the modern world is like.
>>585063552And risk making him as strong (or heavens forbid, better than) Rat King?Not a chance
>>585063867have you never had a fucking toddler on a flight? most annoying shit in the world
>>585059778>implying slowing hex is some mythical silver bullet that will slate be up and able to deal with her fag shit
>>585063716No one would take him seriously and some characters would even make fun of him (rightfully so) plus his wish would be something super banal BUT i feel like he'd be a pretty fun hero mechanics wise
>>585063804This is a Reddit post but a genuine answer is that this is just how people talk in a post-diddyblud epstein world. They won.
>>585063815>where's my (((quality of life mod)))get banned cheater
>>585063804This poster takes solo hikes.
>>585060767But it's funny that he can help since ice grenades cancel overheat
who's lenny
Why did they add in voilet when asian women already have mina and wraith to self insert as?
>>585064345lenny's gonna lenny
Baba should have been evil and Solomon's rival
>>585064354mina is korean and makes chinese women feel inferior
>>585063408I'm taking 4, Rem's gonna sleep and I'll get a date with Haze
>>585064345Someone who Lennies
Who's Mildred?
>>585064413all women over 25 are eviland shes a jew
>>585064436Isn't she married to her job?
>>585063804BASED
>>585064345
>>585064549I can fix her
>>585064345Lenny is as Lenny does
>Billy in my team>kept doing "baaa" sounds on the microphone >he'd do a "sad bleat" when dying and aggressively bleat when fighting and getting killshow do you deal with this autism
>>585064669you kneel
>>585064669niggas wanna end up on reddit so badly
>>585064669By sending a friend request immediately
>>585064669When did you stop enjoying things in life?
>>585064669>>585064816le hecking so randum chungus! a friend request to you right away my good sir!
>>585064807>>585064864uncs fr crash tf out when you tryna hav fun at all lmaooooo
>Calico in my team>keep doing the "MUFUGGIN BIX NOOD" sounds on the microphone >says "DAS ROICIST" when other people call him outDoesn't sound so cute now does it
>>585064669I want to say it's performative to get clipped but I'd actually find it entertaining
oh no
>>585062692they buffed the damage boost range to 75% retard just kill people
>>585064921>balding 40 y/o troon larping as a zoomeryikes
I feel so weak as Victor when there's a m1 carry equaly feed on the other team. What should I do in cases like this?
Venator not screaming "FOR CHRIST!" when he does his blessed stake melee after the gutshot is so disappointing.
anyone got the one tooth drooling drifter image? i lost mine.
>>585064960I cant even begin to imagine what a creature that still watches vsharts in 2026 might look like
>>585064991yoooo thats mad funny lmaoo
>>585065020the advice for dealing with m1ggers hasnt changed for 2 years
Mod to make baba into a lolibaba when?
>>585065053if it's english they're all southeast asian or troons
I wonder if they're going to keep the idea that certain kinds of wishes require forms of payment
What went wrong with violet?
>enemy team is deathballing down mid, i'm giga raping lane so they're all converging to take me out>guardian falls, walker taking heavy damage, but i'm holding out the best i can>look at mapteam members are either jerking themselves off in the middle of nowhere or 2v1ing a walker (in both lanes btw) and failingit's situations like these that radicalize you and turn you into a carry player
>>585064345oldtroon "meme" about a spammable emoji
>>585065127Japanese shit are just as bad
>>585065187character is boring
>>585065220Come join us pos1gawds.
>>585065053i'm a balding 35 year old white man who is slightly overweight with green eyes, brown hair
>>585065238Japanese ones are mostly profesional and actually do proper voices, it's a world of difference.
Vindicta's sensitive erogenous neck...
>>585065309>actually do proper voicesYou mean they talk like squeaky toys or actual, literal babies
>>585065309>MUH ACCURATE UWU NIPPONESE SQUEAKY UNDERAGE CHILD VOICE
>>585065084I googled before asking here and ended up on reddit and basically everyone said just win before late game...
>>585065187Boring design which people hoped was a bait and switch based off datamined stuff and her poster only to reveal that she's also a boring character
>>585065309That's the old vtubers. Modern Jap vtubers are the same shit where it's an egirl with an anime avatar.
>>585065187they scrapped the most interesting part of her kit last second, she used to be able to summon spirit ink animals she or her teammates could fuck for healing, and some that would fuck the enemy and stun or damage them
>>585065053this lmao
>>585065309you are from SEA
>>585065187First major miss from Valve. Terrible writing. Scrapped kit. Relatable slop.
Rate.
>>585065674>Rem, Rat King, Vyper, Silver, CelesteHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm>SolomonHuh?
>>5850651872nd gen american born chinese being writted by a 2nd gen american born chinese that lives on Portland
How good/bad is doorman?
>*Fixes Violet*
>>585065145Geist's wish was just for the Patron to enforce the contract between her and Oathkeeper, that isn't payment to the Patron at all
>>585065674carried animal/10
>>585065674>CelesteMetaslop abuser>VyperSplitshot slop abuser>RemMetaslop abuser>Rat KingMetaslop abuser>Solomon and SilverThe only good one
Billy and Silver are the only two honest heroes
>>585065792She cute... but still a boring horrible character
>>585065674>Graves and Mina marked as favorites before the update.2/10. You probably feed in lane and blame it on your partner. Probably gay and molested as a boy.
How do I cope I never had this?
>>585064119This was far more frequent in days of the Xbox live CoD2 lobbies. The insipid reddit complaints were also a common theme that has only gotten worse post-epstein to the point where we are actually destroying games to "protect the children".
>>585065674we've gotta kill you bro
>>585065972>he missed the best years of his lifeLMAO
>>58506567450mg estradiol/10
>>585065674animalfucker/10
>>585065931Also, how many artist fursonas have the exact same character bio as violet?
Inhouse is up.1KLN3Z
>>585065972just play the video games bro
>>585065972You live with the pain. I spent my high school studying to get into the best uni and now I'm a salaryman stuck in a cubicle.
>>585064669Imagine this but playing violet. There are so many thots on twitch who could do this.
>>585065812She very clearly tells the patron "one life for 200 years of complete obedience" as part of the terms the Patron asks forIf that wasn't the case, she wouldn't need to kill her son there
Danny is so fun. I just love divebombing a lane for a gank. Only to top it off FROM THE TOP ROPES.
>>585065972You cope- I mean, accept that high school relationships are very unstable and most likely to end with you worse mentally
thats a fake in house real one isV10L3T
>Rape Remsissies>Rape Remsissies>RAPE RemsissiesWhat the hell, guys?! I don't think Icould ever force myself on aneffeminate little Remsissy, hispetite androgynous frame unableto defend himself from my groping hands and lusty attention. I would be remiss to kiss his soft, svelte neck and touch his slender chest and back. It disgusts me to think how hard his tiny cock would get as his protests become moans of pleasure. My stomach churns at the thought of picking him up and forcing my cock deep inside of his tight, needy hole. Bile rises in my throat as I envision pounding him from behind, his wrists in my hands as his failed-male cock spurts useless loads onto the bedsheets from a prostate orgasm. And my thoughts are but of revulsion as I imagine what it would be like to cum deep inside him, emptying myself until I am spent as we both collapse, panting, covered in sweat, before we doze off in the afterglow. How sickening.
>>585066223And the Patron also immediately asks if those terms are agreeable to OathkeeperIt's a payment to him
>>585066237I can't imagine being in a worse place mentally than how I currently find myself
>>585066201this and she's moaning and playing dog panting sounds haha lol
>>585065972Endeavor to do bigger and better things with your life
>>585065972there are more things to life than just making out with women anon, even if that seems hard to believe, trust me on that.
I've been repeating Warden's lines on my head lately
>>585066529this anon right, for example. making out with men dressed as women.
how do i play violet
>>585065972no matter how beautiful or perfect you think a woman is, you WILL eventually get tired of her bs
>>585066596what are you like writing it down on your head in the mirror?
>next hero vote>they just add a TF2 class like Demoman or Scout with no real changes as one of the choices
>Support is killing minions but not confirming the souls
>>585066606>>585066529uh let me rephrasethere are a LOT more things to life than just making out, sex, porn, and overall degeneracy
>>585066689Radiant Regen, Cooldowns, Extra charge and witchmail.Play her as a tank because she still deletes people on 1v1 while still tanky as fuck. Use 3 to delete people and collect stacks, spam your 1 because it only has 8s cooldown and it hits like a truck.
>>585066870are you so pornrotted you can only think of making out as some porno thing? it is about love, trusting another person. there is no better feeling in the world than true love, which you seem to have missed and are now filling the empty void with money or porn. i pity you...
>>585065792sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLxNEAxN8_Uanother rem main is born :3
>>585066860>support is afk farming in lane while i the m1 struggle to pick up farm due to enemy team invading our jungle>move into lane with support>enemy ganks in lane, support immediately bailssurprisingly lost that game
>>585066960all western VTumors are fat ugly loud foids btw
>>585066960Her hero roster btw >>585065674
>>585066758yeah your life basically stops the moment you get a wife and you accidentally give her children'cause now your money is going into the children, and your wifeand you can't buy anything somewhat expensive, or your wife will nag your ear off about it.compare this to being single, where you could absolutely have none of these problems FOR FREE from just abstaining from having a love life.that's why none of these kids nowadays want to date seriously, they realize it's all one big giant fucking scam that will sink all their time and money, and do something slightly better with their time instead like playing video games
>>585063804Your post made me so mad because you are a Redditor! Aggghhhh I'm embarrassing myself on 4chan
>>585067113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>ctrl+c, ctrl+v reddit-post, low-hanging fruit engagement bait>already has 4 repliesthis board is doomed
>>585066941your husband is a lucky man anon!
>>585063804AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS!
>>585063804This is from the subreddit isn't it
>Not quitting until I win>Not quitting until I win>Not quitting until I win>5 hours later>Not quitting until I win
>>585067230I'm fuckin too old to understand what the comments and this video is supposed to mean ..
>>585067325>guide on how to be happy playing video games>step one: never play a mobayou are already failing step one
>>585067331Are you 50?Its all Jewish jokes
Can you believe it guys? Yamato 2 tomorrow
Nerds
>>585067437what does kirby air ride have to do with jews though I'm puzzled
>>585065843Rem is honest.
>>585067325>>585067424Are lose streaks meant to be normal or am I just unbelievably unlucky or part of the problem?
>>585067503its time to log off unc
>>585067437How is "flock camera" a joke about Jews?
>>585067567because the jews control everything and they're spying on you
>>585067563no even the pros have been going on ginormous losing streaks recentlyso I'm willing to bet that the EOMM is just fucked right now and they need to adjust it a little
is this the perfect infernus build?
>>585067640Waves of new players so ofc the MM is fucked atm, some retards even tried calibrating on current EOMM
>>585067563You're probably part of the problem if you keep queuing up on a loss streak since most people play worse when they keep losing, but losing a couple games in a row is normal if you're playing in your skill bracket
>>585067624do you think if there was a jew in jewlock that they had a money-based vision ability where their eyes would turn into dollar signs if they saw a rem with a 2.3k bag?
Haze is missing
>>585067728Need a dragon hoarder character with drifter bloodscent mechanic but its for people who carries 2K bag and above
new hero idea: bird named flock, can plant sentries (other birds, basically just a ward) and gives vision, buffs/debuffs in a aoe
>>585067624they also indirectly, sometimes directly control and puppeteer the site but that's neither here nor there
>>585067728oy vey is that a small boy with an uncircumcised penis come here Rem it's time for your Briss you shmeggege *deals 2k execute damage* mazel tov
If the item update doesn't add an anti-barrier item I'm uninstalling
>>585060329if they were to do a dragon i'd want an interesting twist on ita dragon just played straight would be really boring
>>585065309GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Your upcoming baroness hero, sire.
Deadlock is a multiplayer game in early development.
wheres the living armor
>>585063804You better watch your mouth before I rape you buddy...
>>585067728he'd have a passive that's like necro passive but just takes unclaimed souls overtime when in a certain proximity
>>585065972Stop being a normal fag
>>585068032NEW TWITTER SCRUNGLY FUNNY CHUNGUS JUST DROPPED?!?!?! YESSS DUDE IMAGINE THE FUNNY CONVERSATIONS WITH REM!!!!
is standard even worth playing atm or is it just a worse version of ranked right now
gg fucking ez
>>585049176*celeste, *lady.
>>585068154hey, don't say that!
>>585068071this would work on his teammates too
>>585068128the game isn't worth playing at all until they nerf ratshit and baba
>>585058503Violet writing complaints have hit the normalfag space of this game, hopefully it means this never happens again
>>585068032She's cute but the game doesn't need a second baroness hero Doorman aside, it is literally just a hotelIt's haunted but most places in this world are probably at least a little haunted
>>585057003Ain't that a bitch
>>585068128Just play ranked if you don't have friends to play with, standard is full of update tourists and shitters unlocking chars for ranked, the games are extremely unbalanced
>>585067687Gunfernus is overrated anyway. Just dash and farm.
>>585068032ah yes, it's>picrel
>>585068189ehe, really? fuggin ez!
>>585067687I had a melee infernus in a standard game a couple days ago and he actually did the most damage on our team
>>585057003>YOURE GONNA L O V E USING THIS THING!
Barry when??
Bong
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/pedophile-got-falsely-2-week-comm-muted-for-arguing-with-a-pedophile.175046/unreadWow... I'm against chat moderation now guys
>>585068154>>585068189>>585068413https://files.catbox.moe/bgeoad.mp4
>>585068608dae...........le weed EPIC??????????????????????
>>585068652okay but eido and crayon would unironically sing this together like the gay faggots they are
>>585068591I like all the Viscous conversations where people treat him like he has down syndrome
>>585060727snallygaster
>>585068712AI slop it bro. this song is AI slop anyway
>>585068746YOU'RE AI SLOP
The fact so many of you repeat this meme song, even ironically, tells me you're all a bunch of tiktok faggots
>>585068637wow, that guy's like, such a hero
>>585068608this is unrealistic, she would actually make/have one of those bongs shaped like a dog cock
>>585068845define "tiktok" oomie zoomie
>>585068845i repeat it because it pisses people off
>>585068280i didn't know hotels only had one employee at the door. guess i was just tripping balls and hallucinating myself working as a line cook at one.
>The two most attractive characters are voted lastWhat the fuck is wrong with you people
>>585068862you need pills. seriously.
>>585067503Song sounds like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
>>585068943Deadlock community is gay >>585058672
Nurse Harrow is going to save the game and everyone will be wondering why they didn't vote for her sooner instead of Violet
>>585068862that's a crack pipe. only vyper does crack.
>>585067503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxYhere you go newfag
>>585069024>>585069024>>585069024>>585069024
>>585068956what they exist, have you not seen one of those?
>>585068652Ehe, really? — FUARKIN EASY!
>>585068715I wish they were more consistent with him. He's naive, not retarded.Also they need to redo the new lines the new filter makes him sound genuinely retarded
>>585069019no I'm not talking about crack pipes though they do resemble them, I'm talking about actual bongs that are shaped like a rocket and dyed red lol, just google dog dick bong they exist
>>585068637>Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>585068943But Rat King got voted first
>>585068943Well, Violet unfortunately did deserve it after that dogshit writing.I have more faith in Harrow's even though I made the mistake of voting for Violet (after I voted for Danny)
