Previous: >>585038823New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>my trainer and his danchou were jacking each other off in a shed
orenji love
this is probably the funniest shit that happened todaywe need more posts like this and less schizo shit
>flatline period starts (kind of)>club rank goes up...huh?
How do I convince my trainee to move in with me for the sake of her training?
why the fuck does the game throw so many 3*s at me when I'm doing sprintsI have never devoted a single auto to sprints
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>>585064323qrd?
Ayabe? More like
>>585064323Sovl
>>585064406contemplatethe aroma
>>585064406Need to lick her belly. I wish Chibianon was here to make it happen.
>>585064442
How is Plan X?
>>585064445>>585064323I have too much autism for this because I think the original curren guy was trying to talk shit about falco not opera
>>585064406sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>585064516X gonna give it to ya
>>585064270>>585064270>>585064270Non-schizo thread
>my trainer lay flat on the floor and said to only wake him up next week
>>585064570Don't start shit that wasn't a counterbake
>>585064570eat shit schizo tranny and your faggot ass THREAD CONSOLE WARfuck off back to /umajp/ you grassball loser
>>585064524That can't be true because everyone loves Falco, even the evil ones like Curren
>>585064570>original baker deleted his post>schizo still tries to start shitthis is why nobody likes you
>>585064689Help.. they're going to turn me into their sex slave
Evil dumb doto
>>585064867that luna is a full moon
>>585064689Hot
>>585064867full of cum
>>585064925>the face she makes when she takes my trainer cock all the way and grinds
>>585064867Luna rape
Who is going to be the next winner?
>>585065102Me
>>585065102
>>585065102>super seeded
>>585065060>ring light reflection on breastsI need to kill artists, and have sex with Rudolf
>>585065205She looks like she kisses good
>>585065237Is this normally how she acts around men?
>>585065205
your mum huge and cunt
>>585065102don't know much about the next group but I know Shakur vs Top Road will be intense since these two are gamers. also Ace will rape on her group. the golden gen is going to be the funniest one for sure with Spe raping
Yuri bread?
>>585064818there is nothing a ningen can do against a umamusume... they're simply too powerful...
whore to face
>>585064818Lucky fuck
so what did we learn?
crazy how france is literally killing themselves instead of letting japan win the larc once
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>585065778spefat
>>585064818
>>585065853I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>585064689overwhelmingly hot sex with bouquetdor, starting with mutually bullying each other's nipples
why is umanko
did everyone really flatline today?
who is umanko
>>585066056musuderb
>dia fag having a melty next threadlmaoooo
>>585065102>Nepobaby>Fate>???>Gamblerso hard to choose
For the safety of both trainers and their trainees, Tracen Academy will be hosting marriage interviews so that human trainers can pair together, start a family, and escape the temptation of going for an underage student.
how is umanko
>>585066101I'm flat-lining tomorrow after I bust inside of Laurel
>>585065789france will give you a free visa maybe the live event should be there?
The derby is pretty
Yanko Manko should be the first pace chaser 4* star uma
>>585065853
>>585066157And just like that all the Satono and Mejiro funding disappeared
>>585066157I talked about this to my trainee and she started screaming things like "it's horseshit" and "fuckers are stealing from me". It was really scary
>>585066157Will former trainees attend?
>>585066623Tracen Academy has decided to not go forward with the marriage interviews, but encourages trainers to do what is best for themselves and their trainees.
>>585066623don't you have another thread to seethe inside of before it dies?
T MINUS 3 HOURS FOR TOTAL LOS ANGELES CREATURES MELTDOWN
>>585066453Pretty dahby
>>585066728>horseshitWhat the fuck is a horse
>>585066849apoloselector status?
what the fuck is a los angelossounds like commie shit, or mexican
>>585066849How many VAs cant attend? All of them?
>>585066849we are still having the karaoke and the orgy so in the end it will be worth it
how much longer until Marche drops...
>>585067267years
>>585067148currensisters won
>>585066970No one knows. I don't even think the VAs are the main issue. When they went to Osaka and Nagoya, they took their entire production team and even support staff. I assume they can get some grunts from LA but still they'd fly in what, 50 people at least? But if you want to make an exercise and have some experience applying for a short temp work visa in america, you'd have to show income and residency, and pray the burocrat in charge doesn't mistake you for a drug dealer or, in their case, a young prostitute. So check the roster and see the girls that are younger, that don't work too much, and live with their parents, That'd be the red flag.
>>585067267Unfortunately I thought she'd drop this month along BC but they're doing the new scenario which means whoever the scenario characters that got chosen will be released instead in a few days. So I don't know, and that scares me.
Have sex with umas.
Why do people do this to their umas? This poor fuku clearly doesn't belong on a long course.
>>585067780Sex with Grass Wonder has fixed me
>>585067938I recently played a game that featured an item called Wonder Grass
Does /uma/ prefer to goon for hours and have a very strong ejaculation orejaculate at any time but keep pumping until the refraction period is over and can ejaculate again
>>585068179I speedrun gooning so that I can go back to playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby as soon as possible.
>>585068179i just blast when i feel like itthough lately i sometimes just stay hard for a little bit after, but im usually too tired to go again and it passes.
>>585068179I don't masturbate.
Digital realizing post sex that I snuck into her room, went through all her open doujins, and applying her interests into sex and hitting all her weak points, turning her into a beet red thing
>>585067267Leakers say... TOMORROW
>>585068179I'd prefer if you could shut up
>>585068179>Does /uma/ prefer to goon for hours and have a very strong ejaculationThis is the only option available to me, and I'm not even doing it on purpose. Gooning gets tiresome honestly.
>>585068179>Feel horny>Get it out of the system when I feel like it>Done and dustedTried the whole "Edging" shit years ago when I was younger, but I can't be bothered to go through that effort and time waste. Sure it's nice and all, but why bother when you can do it quicker and get back to gayming, video/movie watching or whatever?
>>585068420I'd only try edging as training for when I get a girlfriend I'm sure to crush someday
>>585068509Pretty much this. Otherwise I don't see much of a point.
>>585067458>youngSome of them are cute hags.
>>585068315how do you even fool digitan into sex in the first place?
>>585068587That creature is like 30 years too old
>>585068741>this is how umas are born...>imagine being an oshimaker! >you'll give birth to a wonderful uma, who will love you as her oshi!There, enjoy
is it umas free rolls first or cards tomorrow?
>>585069025yep thats right
>>585069025Cards
>>585069025cards desu, otherwise there is no point in flatlining
>>585069025I want to hold hands with Kitasan. Anyway, it's cards first then uma.
>>585068938i look and dance like this
>>585069156youre a troon? nice!
Umamusumelty: Pretty Delusions
>>585069339literally half the thread at mutthours!
>>585069281why do you guys bring this up all the timenobody is talking about troons
>>585069509/v/ creatures brought in from the concert scandal
i thought i was going insane trying to get hakuraku to work and it turns out i was just retarded
>>585069509its an unironic mental illness. Which is ironic because they hate 'troons' for their 'mental illness'. lets be honest, theyre probably just a closeted fag
I love the taste and texture of custard style ice cream, but modern recipes typically use an ingredient, unknown to me, that my digestive system can't handle. Within about ten minutes of eating custard I will start throwing it back up in large globs that taste nearly identical to when it was fresh and are sometimes still cold. Occasionally when I'm very stressed out I will buy and eat custard knowing that this will happen. For example, tonight.Which uma is for me?
>>5850697122mama is homegrown tho
>>585065432It's how she acts around (You) post-Tracen
>>585070217
troonmama
cy sure hates me these last few months... didnt even know this was a card
Well I didn't expect this to happen immediately. Round 2 will likely kick my ass though.
>>585065789>france is literally killing themselvesw-what?
>>585070615i got ticektzo guts from that random ssr i feel your pain
>>585068587good taste. she's the OG, you know
>>585070656Millions of neighas are le peaceful protesting their cities to the ground.
>>585069712Concert scandal? The fuck happened?
>>585065851>only one page of this manga existsabsolute CRIMINALAUTHOR-KUN WHAT THE FUCK thanks to the anon who found it a few days ago, I never got to thank you properly
>>585068741She would totally force herself to have sex with (you) so she too can fully comprehend sex, only for you to change the direction entirely so both of you are sitll having sex but you'll be leading it since you're more bolder than her.
morning
Cygames launched in game news saying concert cancelled and now it’s GONE did they forget to add compensation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH6IT_tsSUIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmhAHycUWAQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtRSLozhTqQaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why am I in tears what the fuuuuuuuuuck>>585070779Luna can wear anything and look fantastic, even the outfit of a VILLAIN!
Probably the first time I've seen all 3 of my Uma show up on this.
holy ESL
>>585066795
>>585070740Cygames started visa process six months ago. Concert cancelled bc no visas, posted abt it three days prior to the show
you "native" pretenders are in the minorityesl website
>>585070924>Cygames started visa process six months ago.OVER six months ago.
>>585070730imagine her forcing you to smell her stinky shoes while biting the shit outta you haha that would be so bad right haha especially if she started calling you disgusting and shit too haha
>>585070924It takes six months for visas? That's a lot of burgercracy
https://x.com/3oc7is3343ay/status/2112154545573052721
>>585071054>inspired by a certain GIF>is actually a mp4baka...
>found a JP bro on RateYourMusic>all his profile pics are Air Shakursugoi...
>>585070882Baba yetu doesn't hit the same without the janky cutscene desu
>>585071039that's not what he said at all, retard-kun
>>585071208what are his 5*s?
>>585071208The extremely rare Shakurfag...
>>585067458would that concert really need more than 90 days' in-country prep? I'm not Light Hello and know jack shit about IRL Grand Lives, but burgers can be in Japan for 90 days without a visa, I'd assume japs have the same courtesy in burgerland.
>>585071208there is no way you have 148 shakur images
>>585071246Fair. Tin's music still hits either way tho, even if not as powerful.
>>585071039The US despises commerce. We are a simple people, tied closely to the land. We rarely use anything we didn't build or grow with our own hands. If foreigners merely wished to visit and share their theater then they would be welcome, but when they try to extract money from us in exchange for entertainment, hooboy howdy are they ever then in the soup, let me tell you. For we are a simple people, and we have no truck with money.
>>585071054
>>585071360Performer/Work Visas are not the same as tourist visas. If you work on a tourist visa you will be deported. This goes for any country you go to.
>>585071360Work visas (performing counts, group performances have their own category) are a processing nightmare and backlogged to hell
>>585071039Or six months is when they sent out the first email telling everyone to apply and they didn't actually get the last of everyone's paperwork in until much later. At least they didn't get their employees arrested like Wizards of the Coast did a few years ago.
>>585070735it's always fucking neigherswhat's got them being peaceful this time?
>>585070656Mayano would ask that
>>585071568"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""The schools are underfunded""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>585071373It's easy when you save pretty much all of them. Plus I screenshotted a lot of her career. >>585071343A lot of Radiohead and Death Grips unfortunately but I see Dismemberment Plan there as well so it's okay>>585071358the most powerful of them all
WHY DID BIDEN DO THIS?
>>585071440>>585071543I'm retarded and don't get it. Why do they need a visa at all? Unless the law says>if you're just visiting aka touristing, you can have up to 90 days w/o visa>but if you're coming for work at your company, you must needs have works visais that it?
>>585071728>Radiohead and Death GripsFucking lmao
>>585071728>RadioheadI can see Shakur listening to this actually.
>>585071794Yes.
>>585071761thanks, Obama
>>585071794Yes. Obtaining visas is a recurring problem for anime adjacent entertainment companies, even big ones like Cygames and Cover. Also Hasbro for some reason >>585071546
>>585071728Post Shakur67Alternatively, post Shakur69
>>585071358they aren't rare i know like fucking 4 of them
>>585071761I know a quick way to fix this...
Bourbon!
>>585071208shakur gets unncessary hate, i've never understood it. Plus her seiyuu seems great
after joining 5 whole public rooms i have come to the conclusion that CM21 is ASS and i shan't be participating
>>585072474legit a cute, just like shakurthe tone change when she leaves character is fantastic
I want to suck Satono Diamond's ample breasts
>>585072474her seiyuu is gorgeous for a 3DPD, wtf?
>>585072023both are from her career, I don't think she would be doing this pose if she knew about the meme...
>>585072520this describes all sprint. By far the worst cm type.
>>585072023>>585072621oops it was supposed to be 67, not the spefat and ogurihog cameo
>>585071761I DEMAND APOLOGEMS
>>585072772she looks like a fucking porcelian manniquin
>>585071761Well, I saw a JP dude blowing up 700k yen he got in his savings to come all the way to LA for this. Guess he is fucked.
>>585072754>>585072621
>>585072737>>585072802I just finished masticating to King Halo's caboose, stop Kingu hornyposting right now it's not very first-rate!!
>>585072802King has some nice halos.
>>585072964HE BOUGHTDUMP EET
>>585072870Marche's fat meaty body is obscene
>>585071761Wait, is this like the same shit that happened during the World Cup?
I want to be molested
>>585072998
I don't need King Halo horny posts. I just want King Halo loving posts.
>>585073162bbbbbbbbbbbbased
>>585073162When we get her main story chapter I'm going to cry like a bitch
>>585073209i really like how this artist draws finemo creatures
>shakur hourssome of you bwos are alright
>>585072802kingu isn't that big, wtf?!
>>585072964Always book refundable hotel rooms, and I’ve always either gotten a refund or a flight credit for cancelling flights. There’s no way you could be out that much money
>>585073257Main Story 2 Wife Halo...
>>585073212kek
>>585073162
gm
>>585071360What? No, they rehearse in Tokyo. They'd fly in a couple of days earlier and probably fly back the day after.
>>585073212lmao based
>>585073135Yup
Nice Nature and King Halo are two very popular "wife" choices in Umamusume. What does this say about the average Torena and how lonely they are?
>>585073135What "same shit" happened during the world cup?
>>585073149oh to be an unsupervised 9 year old in front of a trio of ovulating athletes
>>585073458gm
>natie>kinguwhy did cygames make the most accesible launch umas the most for you from their batch?
>>585072474tsudanee is pure sexo thoever
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOIU CYGGERS THIS WAS MY ONE CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH DANCHOU YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU STUPID STINKY YELLOW CHINKY EYED RETARDED CORPORATE INCOMPETENT FAGGOTS I HATE YOU
>>585073003you ate while looking at her butt...? Not sure i want a response.
but what if groundwork el, but as late
>>585073543Guys want a simple, traditional wife, that they can depend on when the need arises.Wife Nature and Wife Halo both encapsulate this perfectly. They feel very "I'm home", for a lack of better words.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
the description and image of perfect prep makes it seem like its a navigation skill that doesnt do anything but that shit has 0.3 accel wtf
>>585073543uberlonely because they have the most vanilla "romance" in the game
>>585073561>>585073664Yo!
>>585073650When groundwork procs as late you pace down all the way to 9th
>>585073596that's how they fucking get you>>585073543i haven't kissed a girl in 15 yearswas groped by men twice since thenit might be over
>>585068179Goon for hours.
>>585073257she was so wife-coded in that chapter I felt ashamed I hadn't seen it earlier. She truly is first-rate.
>>585073257Just wait until they get contrail into the game, it will get worse
>>585073458>>585073561>>585073664>>585073687
>>585064425
>>585073872
>>585073683too bad it's mid-race acceleration, so it still mostly doesn't do anythinggoddamnit Cygames
>>585071761hmm I don't see this anywhere. Anon wouldn't just come and lie on 4chan, right?
>>585073648it's a meme from a poorly written (probably on purpose) Harry Potter fanfic,
I dream of this.
>>585074027it can perfect proc on the sprint CM thoughbeit
orenji patriots are in control
>>585074027its for sprints so it barely matters if it triggers mid-race
>>585074102wao
>>585073543>design characters specifically to be wife coded>wonder why trainers see said characters as wife
>>585074201You think this Uma is wife-coded?
>>585071761I tried “just ignore them and they’ll go away”, anon. And you know what happened?Senran Kagura got cancelled.Dead or Alive got cancelled.Many, many, MANY gachas were censored, both visually and in their dialog.Gacha as a culture became so normified and watered down that even a basic bitch bare tummy in Genshin gets called “goonerbait” by Puritan-ass normalfaggots.Then, I voted, for the first time, for Trump. And you know what happened?Woke games started flopping en masse. So much that “GWGB” became a mainstream meme. Whole studios get shut down. Ubisoft needed to get bought out by the CCP to stay afloat.Videogame women started becoming sexy again. Imagine shit like ZZZ or Snowbreak Containment Zone in the pandemic era of 2020. You fucking couldn’t, it could never happen.Based chudcore vidya like Space Marine 2 and Stellar Blade were released. It’s like the golden age of 7th gen consoles all over again, where masculine shooters are mainstream, and straightbros are allowed to have hot babes in their escapist media again.And all of this, ALL OF IT, happened, because I DID something, because I made my voice HEARD. Meanwhile, when I did nothing, like you’re doing now, my life was nothing but downhill.I don’t care that Trump’s a pedo. I don’t care that he’s conquering Venezuela and making CoD Ghosts a reality. I don’t care that he’s gunning down antifa members in the street. I don’t care that my chink handhelds and bootleg anime figures are $10 more expensive on Alibaba now.All I know is that under him, I can get hot anime horse girl ass in my videogames again, and if he promises to revive Senran Kagura, I’ll vote him for a third term. I know for DAMN sure that if this were a Kamala presidency, there’s no way in HELL we’d even HAVE an Uma global release.
>>585074027It's sprint so gamba on any accel you can get is a benefit. Also, Bonobro won Sag 2 by having 564 proc her Perfect Prep with amazing timing, I'm a believer of it
The next 5 days are going to be terrible
>>585074524why?
>>585071794Some lawyer on /vm/ explained the nitty gritty of it; but yeah that's basically it.
>>585074402how did you post a webm that's 30 minutes long
She really made subhumans seethe
>>585074201You're saying this Uma is wife-coded?
>>585074596god wife nature is so damn cute fuck
Cafe love
>>585074569I hit the post button
>>585074558we won't be able to play uma
>>585072474Shakur's seiyuu left a great impression on me when she scowled and barely bowed at the end of the last live she was in; I could tell she was really devoted to her character. Pokke and Dream Journey's seiyuus have also been great performers.
>>585074649She's probably like third cutest in her class, probably.
>>585074694don't flatline then lolI know I won't
>>585074364Parody or not this was a banger, I'd probably only cut the last line as it gives things away a bit
>>585074839It was a 3 part post anon. Everything he typed was 100% not unironic.
>>585074781Very cute teio image
>>585074781we all agreed to flatlinedon't be a scab
>>585074773
https://x.com/livedoornews/status/2112389601616908350RIP Narita Top Road's trainerHe was also Saizo (NinjaBlue) in Kakuranger
As a Torena, how do I find a reason to keep going?
>>585074679cafe lust
>>585074936there's no "I" in "we"fuck off
Writing an open backend for this game. I'll free the umas
>>585075081But what if there's I in Wei?
>>585075148Wei!!!
im gonna go edge for like half an hour brb
>>585075148weeei
>>585075148stupid sexy zoomer
>>585074960
>>585075281
>>585075094mmm uma backend
>>585073702Pace down doesn't exist.
>>585065213>Inmufag memeArtist?
Test
kingu love
>>585073543Theyre weak willed toreinas. They want a meek target instead of challengng someone that would set thine heart ablaze
>>585074983
>>585075373more interested in naicha's backend tbdesu
>>585073543the average man has shit taste
>>585075413stop ban evading
>>585075447Eat your fucking veggies.
>>585075447
>>585075413ban evading is a crimemultiple device posting is a minor offence
>>585074037i guessed i wouldn't want to know, and I did not.
>>585075373AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAYA'S DOCK! MAYA'S EXPOSED DOCK!
>>585073543they're heterosexual men that just want a good woman unlike this homosexual here >>585075447 that wants a man
>>585074983F
>>585075558actually, multiple device posting does not work anymore since posting on one devices refreshes the cooldown on the other
>>585075630multiple device posting implies the use of a different ip gwochacho
>>585074701for me <
weiii
>>585075461this scene makes my dick hard. second only to S2E9
>>585075461keep posting this so i can laugh at her
I have a phone for every room of my house. I am behind 17 phones.
>>585074983Damn, 54 is so young.
>>585075620someones insecure
Narita Top Road trainer has passed away from heart failure on october 11.He was the soul of the OVA and was awesome at the live events and youtube appearances. Dude literally felt the role through his veins, got emotional a bunch.May he rest in peace.
>>585075872>from heart failuredamn, dude died like a horse too
>>585073872always wondered, does Fuku has same notoriety on JP side (not umaJP, I mean broader Japanese boards/communities) and is 7 posting /uma/ special or did we also adapt it from somewhere?
>>585074415Buonobro is a goddamn legend, naisu
>>585074983>>585075872goddamn, only 54?
why would i flatline when i could be making sprint parents
>>585075891Artist?
>>585075905fuku isn't even popular on jp
>>585075447you sound like a faggot
>>585075905I don't think tacking on 4s to 7 posting was a "regular thing" until after I started doing it
>>585075979fuck off danchode. my parent rng has been shit all week
>>585075979>there are people here who will be flatlining for extra one-star umasLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just say you're fucking lazy
>>585075620he best uma waifu is not the prideful king, the pessimistic natie, nor the beast within. It is the waifu you love the most that is the best.
>>585076206what if the uma i like the most doesn't like me back?picrel
>15th>Take in some newfag>Retard leaves on the 19th, completely forfeiting rewardsWhy are they like this
>>585075891Eishin has a very erotic outfit
>>585076135who knows, maybe your god-tier sprint parent is waiting right around the corner
>>585075905Every JP fuku video I found was dated either 2022 or 2023; the current JP playerbase probably doesn't even think about her.
>>585076032she is popular with me
>>585076302I'd rather miss out on gibs than be in Mambo
>>585076272There's a better gyaru
>>585075484>>585075558Im not evading
>>585076272what is the cure for umas like this?
drama? mambo made it to A+
>>585076302Probably rerolling
I'm a leader and all my people flatlining already pre-farmed their quota, so all good. I'll be doing it myself because I want a discount on going to pity for cute Dia
>>585076302mambwo...
>>585076469she fucking called me a weirdo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>585075905>always wondered, does Fuku has same notoriety on JP sideThey just announced a shrine maiden themed scenario and Fuku is not included in any way. You tell me how popular she is.
>>585076591thanks obamacare...
thanks obama
I take it the concert tranny is the same faggot that always spams random vtuber or other random bullshit literally no one gives a fuck about?
>>585076591nyo...
>>585075905Not really, but she has a niche fandom that stuck around for her, for what I am grateful.
>>585076520our midfield earners started picking up the slack
>>585076591rape and murder all republicans
>>585076589And she followed it up with saying that she's a weirdo too
>>585074565link the post? I'd enjoy reading it
https://umamusume.com/news/100113/
>>585076727Kill yourself Liberal.
>>585076591this will unironically radicalize people
>>585076661some of us care about 7th Live, thosince it was a chance to mingle with our fellow clubbies and see the ningen who gave their voices to our oshis
post something angry
>spamming on cool downjesus fuck
>>585076630But Fuku was already a scenario link way back in unity
>>58507659130000 carats apology
>Uma&Co's gay orgy is officially cancelled>Free apology carats, maybe even selector soon to be announcedWhat a good day
>>585076591shiraokisama has forsaken us
>>585076754AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE
good job chuds you sure owned us
>>585076591Whose's fault is this anyway?
>>585076591okay, who do we blame this on the totally real commies?
>>585076823good for you attention whore
https://umamusume.com/news/100113/7th event officially cancelledIt's so over
>>585076591owari da
>>585074983>17 years older than me when he dieddayum
>>585076817Part of what makes me think this is whole thing is orchestrated. They never intended on holding the concert.
Saw one of the jp account on X coin the term Globalocaust which is hilarious
Voting Talarico tomorrow
>>585076727You want me to do WHAT to fat 70 year old men? I'm not Curren
GET FFUCKED LIBFAGSNAZIS ALWAYS WIN
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/21124019109008591357th event live is.... owari da...
https://jiggie.fun/uNt7tChttps://jiggie.fun/uNt7tChttps://jiggie.fun/uNt7tC
was it worth it
I got what I voted for again
Jesus Christ. You know they're probably just going to reschedule it anyway. If anything the most blue haired liberal ass fucktard will just take this opportunity will go ORANGEMANBAD for this. If anything they'll find way a to get this rescheduled some time down the line. Don't know how many months down the line if anything maybe at a bigger, maybe better venue than like the KIA forum if they want to stick to LA.
nice game thread globalturds
>>585076998Seems like ticket sales were going pretty well, they even added additional seats on Oct 15, so I'm not sure if I'm buying it. Doesn't seem like it was going to be flop, and other animu concerts gathered crowds in NA.
>>585077112don't you have fences to break, fat ass?
you guys don't deserve Uma anyways
clubdrama... now that was organic shitposting...
>In addition, we are looking into possible responses to Trainers who were planning to attend the concert in person. This will take some time, so we ask for your patience. Details will be announced on the 7th EVENT WORLD TOUR official website.So if I claim I was there I get a free selector?
>>585077221It doesn't say "postponed"
>>585077221Why would they want to visit your shithole after this?
>>585077221>reschedulebwo they are never going to do this again after this mess, the world tour will go on
>>585077221you have a future in politics, bwo
how true is this? is everything based on how much the immigration officer hates anime?
>>585075447So true bestie
>>585077221look at this dood
nothing ever happens
>>585077338She is not a retard...
>Commiefornia concertIt deserved to get cancelled tbqh
>>585077403You can't post that
>>585077339not sure how it works in your country but in the regular ones if you claim to be an attendee you show a ticket
>>585077413yes, its the same at steam, the nekopara game is still on hold
Total murican humiliation
>>585077374You're right. Fuck LA. go to Texas.
>>585077435It shows you made both posts?
>concert canceled>global clubs that abuse bots are still not banned, while they recently just banned retards in their decade old gameNice fourth-class citizen server, globaltards
>>585077462This.
lol London show will happen without any issues
Just go to the breeder's cup
>>585077221I know you are content with the country burning down vs admitting you made a mistake and voted for a pedophile like the rest of your compatriots. But I was ACTUALLY looking forward to that concert because Minami Takahashi hasn't been on stage as El condor pasa in YEARS. Just shut the fuck up please. Your dog shit politics actually affected the hobby and is actively ruining it for everyone that doesn't even fucking vote or care which color pedophile runs the country.
>>585077449I rest my case
>>585077620Bots get banned every month bwo
>>585077525Me in the middle
>horses can come over but not foidshorses win again
>>585077674>/uma/ orgy moved to the breeders cupits like kojima wrote this shir
>>585077686Sucks for you desu.
>>585077686If you just want to see Takamina just go to a million live concert, she always shows up
GLORY TO THE CCP
>>585077720this is why we should all be marefuckers instead.ningen a SHIT
>>585077486Yeah I can
i could've gotten the chance to nudge one or more of the seiyuus into seeing American excellence in the form of a usb drive filled iwth magnet links
>>585074402We're not touching tips no matter how often you ask
should've had a concert in Canada desu
>>585077779No you can't
>>585077620Minagi...
>>585077221the cadence of this post, you can actually see the copium spiking up as it goes on lmao
>>585077686I like El Condor Pasa and voted for Trump. You should kill yourself. No seriously kill yourself.
>>585077826Why not go to India at that point, it's closer to Japan
>>585077221can you please stop posting umamusumes in AMERICAN bikinis?
>>585077823>he cant handle the platonic tip touchkinda gay of you
>>585077826the scenario is called uma in AMERICA
>>585077890can't he just wait until someone shoots him down on the street? two burgers, one grill
>>585077686Anon c’mon lets discuss the game not /pol/shit
>>585077967
>>585077829Why don't you stop me then?
>>585077694she's a retard AND a boy diddler, name a worst combination
>>585078010>uma in AMERICA>no american concertlmao
Anime fans should not be allowed to vote.
>>585077703Banning just the bots does nothing, bro. They also ban the crews(clubs) that abuse bots in grubble.
>>585077890>>585077686you both should duel each other to the death
will they cancel yanko's race too
Now the show in Buenos Aires will be a real surprise...
REVIVE THE CALSTONE LIGHT O POSTERONLY HIM CAN SOLVE THIS PROBREM
>>585077686TRUTH NUKE
JP senpais are laughing at us again...
I'm being told I shouldn't login the next 5 days if I want to maximize kitasan white free pulls. Is this true? 5 days of logins is like ~3-4 pulls, but if it gives me 50 pulls more on the banner I want instead...
>>585078118Worse, they're gonna pop the horse on stream
>>585075905japs have pretty extreme recency bias in all of their media. In the west we really relish classic movies or shows, even younger gens are sometimes well aware of. Japs though constantly move from shiny thing to shiny thing. See: the entire gacha industry.Also i'm AMAZED how many popular launch uma took forever to get a second alt after getting their first within a year<.
Global EOS status?
>>585078113TRVKE
>>585078039fucking stop it. grassu isn't american. she isn't a provocative whore. she is a pure japanese woman
/vm/a and all the SEA posters are going to camp here during comfy hours, you better behave /uma/
>>585077686globaltards are unironically never beating the shitskin brownoid allegationsthey can put up a literal corpse and it's a better option than a foid
>>585078271It's the best time to host rooms
>>585078265graas is as american as apple pie
>>585078250Even if Global EOSes that still won’t unfuck the fanbase you realize that right?>>585078271>you better behave /uma/Anon people are already /pol/posting here. I don’t think they are gonna behave
>>585077823You are an awful being that pretends to be human and we are no longer friends
>>585076875on what planet do you think cyjew is gonna hand out gibs kek
>>585077686you got them angry kek
>>585078271>/vm/aI assure you none of them ever come here
>>585078354There's more /pol/ posting on /vm/a unironically
new event
>>585077587what makes you think texas will get a concert if california doesn't?
>>585077686are americans always this touchy about their favourite color team getting rightfully called out? no wonder you guys are retards
>>585078402i see people from their clubs in rooms here sometimes.
>>585078402They are pureblooded /v/ posters bwoWhat does /v/ love the most?
>>585076591Umakeks...
this is me btw
>>585077462Should've came to MY state Kentucky instead of some shit hole. It CANNOT be hosted in l*uisville though, anywhere is fine except for that place
You should only politically CORRECT post here, not incorrect
>>585078402I'm originally from /v/ma but moved here because jannies kept nuking us
>>585078450CLUB ORGY IS BACK ON, LFG
>>585077686Love it or leave it libtard. I hear France is lovely this time of year if you're looking for a change of scenery.
I thought globalbrowns was a JP shitpost, but you're all actually brown? 草
>>585077275
>>585078524heyy
Cygames should learn from FIFA. Make one American uma (not dumb weeb like Grass) appear on stage, on main song.And let Trump singing on final encore or something.
>>585078450imagine the smell
I give zero fuck about idolshit and just can't wait to loop shit. Half TP can't come fast enough
>>585078460The downside of our political system is you only get two colors so a bunch of ride or die folks get thrown in one.I really dislike trans identity stuff, but I hate corporate greed more. So I have to sit through that blue haired agenda part of the platform because I think capitalism should have a cap because it inherently works by crushing the lower class underfoot.Speaking of crushing underfoot, >>585078240someone answer me. This is my last horse until Shadow the Hedgehog drops.
>>585078573good thing you don't need visas for leaving!...wait a sec
>>585078575All gacha threads are mostly brown. Goes for the other one too
>>585078551>politically correctsou desu.I want to fuck sweepy's tight, freshly pink umanko until she loosens up and has bruises in her umanko walls
>>585078363Game of the Year Award, server outages, and bugged support cards even if the bug benefitted the player. This is a way bigger deal than any of that crap. I believe in Cygenerous.
>>585078460anyone who proudly aligns themselves with an ideological group generally lacks a personality
>>585078017>can't someone shoot himummm ano eto sumimasen anon *tugs your sleeve* but they already tried that a couple times
>>585078649>This is my last horse until Shadow the Hedgehog dropsShadow the Hedgehog is on banner right now anon
>>585078634Based gameplaychad. Idol trannies should just stay in /jp/, /vt/ or something
>>585078617Anon, your Taiki Shuttle???
>>585078735NEXT TIMEDON'T AIM FOR THE EAR TIP
>>585078659Just enter illegally. The frogs won't kick you out as long as you're not white.
>>585078735CIA go home
>>585078649Still the post you replied to, but since you're nice I'll pitch in with what I know, at least.Every time I tried to ask the general has been oguriposting me (without the oguris) so they're either clueless retards or are specifically trying to mess people up, which makes them worse than V.What I think is correct is that you wait for next daily reset, do your 2nd and last paama runs and whatever careers you can, then log out within 5 hours before the event reset.
waheygood morningu
The thread's starting to glow hard...
>>585078735Flat is justice as they say...
>>585076875PEOPLE BOUGHT 2 WAY PLANE TICKETS, BOOKED HOTELS.I think we deserve some selector SSR tickets and10 LGBT Uncap Crystals would also suffice.
>>585078427you aren't kidding
so did they lose hundreds of thousands or millions on thisglobal eos?
>>585078835gm uncthe thread is on fire
>>585078841It’ll continue to glow until shitstirrers and shitposters get tired of talking about the concert
>>585078765She's purple and I think Narita Brian's face isn't very pretty. Sorry for those who love her.>>585078824I know the banner goes up in 17 hours from now, so I gues I can login after daily reset in 10 hours and get those goodies still. Thank you!
>>585078602sup bestie
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the cancellation. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did this happen? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want to go to the concert and support my oshi. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Palmer Luckey was doing something???? This is so fucked.
>>585078952>I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to doYou need to go apologize to your mother you fucking retard, that's what.
three goddesses these fucking threads are going to be unusable with /pol/ shit, no one of you fuckers even play the game, I'm taking the 5 uma flatline from here too>>585078649You can login in the day change reset, but can't log in after the banner (afternoon) reset. Starting from tomorrow (20th) up until the 24th (at banner reset). If you want to play it safe you don't log until the morning reset on the 25th
>>585078952It's really getting serious. A lot of trainers I know are burning out at around the same time.
>>585078863Hey! I watched that Family Guy episode too!
>you aren't allowed to be mad about a certain entity fucking up your hobby in a hobby discussion community because said entity is my daddy
>>585079094this but unironically
>>585078882such is life but thankfully I have wagienot my first cancellation of an event to observe anyway
>>585078952You forgot that schizo JP uma image
>>585078936>top 10 prettiest uma in gameyou need glasses neigha. She may have a boys name but few uma are as pretty as Bancho.
>>585079094shhhhhh now impersonate a Teiobro moment or I'm going to call you a /pol/shitter!!
>>585078271>SEA postersSEA hours starts 4-5 hours from now retard
>>585077413Its more common than you think. I've seen E-sports teams run into the same issue when they try to come to the US for a competition. If you get assigned a person who doesn't get it you fucked.
>>585078896its only the biggest uma news right now half ap isnt even here yet
>>585079094"Just talk about the game"The game in question.
>>585079198you really think this is going to stop within the next 24h
>>585079035kill yourself V
>>585078659Good news, you don't need visas if you're brown(you are) in EU
>>585079198it's midday SEA, right now. Let's be honest, there might be "prime" [x] zone hours, but most hours are everywhere hours
>>585079094many are saying this
>>585079196>Introduced as a special guest>kills itself on day 1Poor burger. I guess the pressure was too much for it
>>585078936>Narita Brian's face isn't very pretty.Blasphemy..!
even the tanukis are sad
>>585079264>>585079287Current hour is West Coast hours
Winning Ticket hours!
>>585079094There are more important things in this world than your toys and you ought to remember that
>>585079259/pol/shit isn't on topic tho?
Where would you suggest Urara visit now that the concert is canceled?
>>585076591THAT'S IT I'M VOOTING FOR THE DEMOCRATS
>>585079406derb
When the world economy collapses, we can blame the Umas for itAll you had to do was believe in Shiraoki-sama but you heathens forsake her for the heretical Rickey and her forbidden Feng Shui
>>585079406It's crybaby hours?
she's getting raped, isn't she?
>>585079426sure, but right here, where you're proudly posting? your political parties matters less than fictional horse girlsIt's like those door to door church shills thinking their god is important at someone's door instead of inside their church where they belong
>>585079426yeah like having russian oligarchs pay for your sons' expensive weddings
>>585079318kys, nobody likes you
The wound heals instantly when double TP drops, trust
>>585079527>>585079452everyone is in danger
...men
>>585076326
>>585079569danchou, this is not the moment
>A lot of unsupervised foreigners in LA, mostly Japanese who come from a high trust society and have never seen a blackfellow let alone an American corn-syrup-fed GIGA NIGGERPray for them
>>585076591
>>585079283>>585078812mutts are so embarassing
>>585079612They love little fillies and colts, so pure and so easy to groom
UWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHPOOR TOREINAS COULDNT GO SEE THEIR TRAINEES! UWEEEEEEEEEH ITS SHO SAAAAAAAAAD TOREINA SAAAAAAAAAAANS
at least we can still enjoy erotic horse umanko images...
>>585079469If the dems were smart theyd just shut up and let the republicans hold the house/senate for 2 years constantly shooting themselves in the foot. If they get power you know they will act like retards for 2 years which gives plenty of bait so when the presidential election comes along it will be much closer than it should be
>>585079612
I voted for the concert to be cancelled.GET FUCKED, NIGGERS! TRUMP NUMBER ONE! TRUMP NUMBER ONE!
