Previous: >>587292703New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg (embed)11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Post slutsPOST SLUTS
LOOPA STATUS?>>587317692MY WIFE ISN'T A SLUTSHE GIVES ME BIKINI PAIZURI
>>587317572can i get uhh 20pc nuggets, large fry, large coke and as much sweet and sour sauce as you are allowed to give me?
Kill tomboysKill boyumas
>>587317692
waheyI slept all day it's over and I got suzuka speed from the free ticket it's OVER and I'm still not ready for cm22 IT'S OVER OVER
ryan LOVE
Ryan is having a melty over Mackie again....
The Sleeve Society!
Imagine if I didn't plan my carats for the worst case scenario. I'd be so mad.
when will late surgers be good? no gaslights please
>>587317729lol
>>587317752Kill yourself
Sorry Ines, you're cute but I have to get Nishino/Hishiama sexo plus a bunch of cards
on one hand, goon to maruzenskyon the other hand, I good to Mayano Top Gun
>>587317729that hard dies with ancestors thoughbeit.
>>587317692My Cow
>>587317874after you MLB all their cards lol
>>587317874cafe wit
>>587317859kowai...
>>587317874when senkou dies out as the JRA approved running strategy
>>587317873the bricked
>>587317692>prostitute
>>587317774you still have like 4 days before CM begins it's fine
kimi no aijig gahttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB
>>587317874late surgers get strong when they have oppressively meta units. you better have carats saved up.
Whoever posted the link, thanks>Flash outfit till UAFfuvk...
>>587317871
>>587318075WHAT DO YOU MEAN 4 I THOUGHT IT'S STARTING ON 21STI'll settle on B this time I already won cm21
>>587317874they're good right now if you believe
>>587317896>>587318137>>587318073DO NOT LOL AT METHAT PAIZURI COVERS MY 4 inchesSO DON'T CALL HER A SLUT, FAGGOTYOU WANNA TALK ABOUT SLUTS? TALK ABOUT THE PRIME SLUT WHO GOT KITASAN BLACKED CANONICALLY
>>587317834Why is she flirting with a female customer?
>>587318073>we get kidnapped by an uma who thinks we're down to fuck 24/7I WANT A SHOUNEN SPORTS MANGA EXPERIENCE NOT A R18 DOUJINSHI EXPERIENCE
>>587317841the shoppers started it
Remember to scream MARVELOUS next time you're working out.
>>587317841Just literally get better reps on your hair and fashion sense, Ryan. It's just that easy.
>>587318170I made it up
>>587318158i want a fifth sleever for team trialsi like themed teams like picrel
>>587318216Did you really need to tell us that?
>>587318216Everyone knows Ai is super pure
what did I get a free SSR voucher for
>>587318098all GM outfits has been released at the same time as GL outfitsso I expect them to release it faster
desuwa
>gotta wait til l'arc for hishi sexo
>>587318098your welcome
>>587317859sex...
>>587318216Kitasan deserves a break to go outside and run you should feel bad for him being locked inside a sex dungeon for decades
>>587318290nobody is talking about how fucking stacked Ryan is in this outfit just because Ines is even bigger
>>587318254>I WANT A SHOUNEN SPORTS MANGA EXPERIENCEThe Bamboo enjoyer
>localizers
...
>>587318254>wanting full-on spokon shounen epic anime scenes>get preyed on by a bubbly looking MARE ready to copulateIf I was you I wouldn't complain
>>587317729this card will never be used again even in its niche in 1 month brochacho.
>>587318310nyo.................
>>587318494the tracksuit bodies come in a few standard sizes. this size i call turkey which is one step below the largest which is cow.
'sup sluts~>>587317692
>>587318383>mare and stallion sharing roomthese two fucked they are the only ship that makes sense to me
>>587318458double nut choky toppy with da bbl aah type shit
>>587317157nyo, I hate her for being a brat
>>587318365hopefully, haha...>inb4 we get fucking nothing at GM
suddenly gay drama
>>587318494>>587318514I did not recognize her, ines without hat is weird
>>587318532didn't ask, let me loop umastan in peace for a month>>587318353yes so you guys can understand she is MINE>>587318354pure PROSTITUTE SLUT
how is a lady able to almost outrun an uma...
>>587318748>Uma x Female ningenIt's over...
>Trainer is pulling an all-nighter again to support Ines>Meanwhile at the dorm:
Another casual wear for my collection
hoardbros wya
DAY 9 of Nice Nature November
>>587318918why
>>587318892yummy monter energy..
>>587318853>>587318842You are trans.
>>587317692These sluts target a certain type of man
>>587318927Nut in Nature November
>>587317874Hopefully never (I know when) because I still remember you """gambling""" bullies being really mean to me at launch and during the first CMs.
>>587318761
>>587318952autism
>>587318834>*mama
>>587318834everyone's slut
>>587318861Agnes Tachyon made that.
>>587319057Sluts
>>587319057She's so beautiful
Is the game telling me to make debuffers?
>>587318834I heard she will be free use at uma live
>>587317859Ikuno has gotta be one of the most feminine mares in Tracen
>>587317946Excuse me but my little baby girl is not a cow nor a slut.
>>587319057
>>587319145They're telling you that you're an ugly bastard
?????????
>>587319189when isn't that true
>>587317874CM24 if you have NY Dia and Sakura Laurel
>>587319145>old shichi racewearIt's telling you to listen to your 2000s indie rock playlist
Yurige
ewww get this pig away from my Fujin
>filly trainers
>>587319285Ugly midget
>>587319202She's a calf?
>>587319015Aren't these children?
>>587319285Account unbricked.
???????????? IM LITERALLY TRRAINING HER WTF
>>587319496za warudo..
>>587319437Cute!
>>587319496Please be a fake globe
this is somehow the autisuma danchou’s fault
lol
>>587319431Those fillies can literally kill you. The innocent trainers are the prey.
>>587319582marvey is the most powerful uma in powerscaling terms
>>587319189>shethat clearly looks like a dude
>>587319582>Man-made globes>Having clouds
cygames just announced theyre killing all straight white males who plays the game...
>>587319547Ugly bastard confirmed >>587319631Fuck.
>>587319145>>587319547>>587319331ONETWENTY ONE GUNSLAY DOWN YOUR ARMSGIVE UP THE FIGHTONETWENTY ONE GUNSTHROW UP YOUR ARMSINTO THE SKYYOU AND I
I'LL TAKE IT!WELCOME HOME INES!I got Ryan on the tenner before this
>>587319631already?
> Pondering if I should waste 1500 paid carats on the scamcha> Oh a ticket> Guts ChikezzoI'm thinking real hard on this one
>>587319710>>587319338>>587318716You will never be a woman.
>>587319743no, I'm her
>>587319710good thing i'm a straight hispanic male jajaja
>>587319761>she saw her trainer cheating on her with another uma
>>587319015me hopefully.
>>587319914>mindcontrolled by the game into agp
>>587319914YWNBAU
do you borrow wit bobo if you're not a frontfag and planning to build v.ines?
Hello everyone. I love Shichi
>>587319645Be respectful
>>587320007
>>587308657Thank you mein fuhrer. Have this https://files.catbox.moe/9enxjj.mp4
vines is just a vbonbon clone that can use the upcoming bonbonwit
I finally calmed down and I just want to apologize for calling Ryan ugly last thread because I had to spark Ines. Ryan just needs a better haircut, and complete wardrobe change. I actually used her during the first mile cm and I like it when she says her tummy hurts. I'm sorry for saying so many mean things because of my terrible luck ;-;
I AM THE RAPED
>>587319865>>587319743US racing baby, 3YO? to the shed you go!I don't believe them with the "issue" that supposedly popped up now. They 100% considered that T O Elvis would be there for the biggest races that Englishman would run and decided to pull out now to save the stud value
>>587320095i fucking miss these downfall videos like you wouldn't believe
>>587320034Ugly ethotUgly random uma
>>587320129There's fan art of her with normal long hair and she looks cute
>>587320224ines is huge
>>587319631I hate US horse racing like you wouldn't believe.
>>587320034I wish I was Curren.
>>587320083
>>587320095
>>587320117bonbon downgradeNY kita is the bonbon clone + a dash of xoguri for good measure
>>587319631FUCK OFF NINGERS. I'll never talk shit about Forever Young jobbing because of age again
>>587320076
>>587320324it's not all that it's cracked up to be
I have literally been spooked by every single Mejiro now
>>587320281yeah huge tits, she's a fucking dairy cow
>>587320063naturally.
>>587320281always has been, she's always been higher up on the mammary size tier list.
>>587320201Same desu. Tried searching for this on YT and most of them are just gone. Had to search my archive for this instead
> Ines skill is called Fresh Parlor> Read it as Fresh and PoorThat's right
>>587320404
>>587320449ushi musume...
Long hair goes a long way to make umas truly perfect.
my god that voice clip is making me sooo jealous I wish I was curren so bad>>587320404me and who?
it was a very cute story
>>587309895wahoo
>>587320404is this allowed?
CUTE
>>587320336
>>587320531Now change her outfit
My v-day Ines is looking a bit odd
>>587320531You faggots would fuck a man if he had a wig
ayabe is not a slut
>>587320634>nazi
MIRAKO LOVE
>>587320387>this edit gets made>shilled for months>suddenly ***** is apg posting as shichimemes write reality
>>587320747She's not
>>587320634ONE THOUSAND YEAR REICH
sleevejob sleevejob
>Ugly ethot
>>587320531now give her big tits
Everyone shitposts with Curren, or agp post Curren, or calle her a whore or want her to be a whore. I'm the only one who likes her because she's the cutest.
>>587320591
base taiki or camping taiki for the dirt CM
I can't believe the new Daiwa Scarlet nerfed her titties
>>587320890both
I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her.
>>587320554you are curren
>>587320898Blame the VA
My trainee has a powerful effect on little boys
didn't ask
>>587320890both work so pick the one you like the most
>>587320898at least the gigacope can be that she taped them up for the activity. Eishin Flash in a swimsuit has no excuse.
Remember to carpool with your trainee. Sharing a house with your trainee is also a good way to save on costs and commute time.
>>587320879
>>587320890camping is better if you believe the gaslight roomdata, but properly built they should perform very similarly
>>587320491There's this JP youtuber who uploads his gacha videos with Downfall clips, they're funny even if you don't understand a speck of moonrunes.Here's his only English-translated video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMy6zu6qF5Y
>>587320946>>>/y/
>>587320983...you're rightI am Curren Chan.I am Curren.I am Curren.I have a soft, cute body optimized for male enjoyment <3
These new titles are neat
stop failing no chaser november, you niggas have no shame
I don't like that Ines doesnt say HARRO HARRO when you select her anymorebut she bends forward with her hands behind her back instead, which is just as cute
>>587321142correct
>>587321142you're a starving skeleton boyfailure
All umas are pure.
>>587321224it's no nige november retard
>>587321024>>587320985>>587320898was it that bad? I like the outfit but I'm not sure I'll roll for her when it comes to global then in 10 years if it really is...
>>587321269Wrong
Is it more efficient to spend SSR crystals on single or double banners? My gut feeling is single since you have to pull a bunch on doubles anyways?
>>587321269pure sex
>>587320747then
>>587321269
I'm a Nazi but I hate Flash. Which Uma is for me?
am i brickedi just wanted to do the 'favourite 1 photo in album'
>>587321350it ultimately depends on the value of the card you are crystal'ing, but you should never crystal a card in a double banner if both cards are important and you can still pull more.
There's a reason they never translate Eishin Flash's post race speeches
>>587321350200 pulls on a single banner = 1.5 random + 1 pity = 1 per 80 pulls200 pulls on a double banner = 3 random + 1 pity = 1 per 50 pulls
>>587321460whichever uma feels the most southeast asian to you. or pasa. she's latina (wannabe) which is close enough.
>>587321316It's not bad, just that they nerf her tits.
>>587321002
>>587321350ssr crystals are the most important resource on your account. only use them on cards that last the longest (style wit, pasa speed) and never on stuff like 1 scenario cards (pal cards that are only good for one scenario for example)
>>587321590
>>587321002>>587321617This is how you turn little boys into future trainers
Please stop sexualizing umas.
>>587321751Powerful...
>>587321789t.
>>587321795
>Forced to spark>Pause the career and take out a couple trash bags>Find a free 42 inch TV by the dumpsterI hope it works.
>>587321795I'm not a shota...
>>587321257thanks...
>>587321965Shiraoki-Sama bless this Inesfujinanon
>>587321795pondering the aroma
>>587321965It's dead.
>>587321965The screen is probably busted
>>587320591why would you sloppa such a perfect picture
>>587321965shiraoki rewarded your sacrifice
>>587321093HOLY PEAKThis reminds me of the im@s edits from NND that I used to watch back in the days https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22927946
>>587321963>>587321795
>>587321965tama...
Cyshit is lucky I got vFujin in a tenner cause this fucking blows
>>587321572so is bigger number better or not?
>>587322128She also sucks
Is the marvelous sunday card not worth picking up?
>>587321619what about mejiro ramen menu wit
Love RYANHATE this alt
>>587322341
>>587322235Are you really spending 400~600 on a worse kitasan card that only lasts for one scenario
>>587321619i wasted 2 uncaping Creek
If 7 I pull until one more copy of Fujin so she can be 4*.
<Umail>Dear Ryandanchou,I apologize. I didn't understand. Please send me the Ryan apology form at your earliest convenience.Love,Mambro</Umail>
her voice is so soothing in this line it's making me go feralwhy is she so perfect
this card looked good but then>specialty 35hate this meme so much
stop posting ero uma images I'm at work and can't have a boner right now
>>587322402wtfmalesdisgusting
>>587322045you will always be the curren to my ayabe
>>587322236its a long lasting card if you arent pulling two style cards to mlb. ex: i am a pace chud so i will be pulling big mac wit, if i want to build a late or something else, i will use ramonu since her skills are style agnositc.
>>587322412
>>587322407Ugly giant
I forget Sakura Chitose O exists. Even among the unreleased she just...completely slips my mind.
>>587322152crystals are better for single banners unless the other card on a double banner is completely worthless to you
mom they're erping in the thread again
>>587322407works for fine motion
>>587322456someone post the 789 image i dont have it
CHITOSE O MENTIONED!!!!!!!
>>587322054he dieded because of u
>>587322528
>>587322402>between two boysHikari is a whore.
>>587322453I know right? Not only is she cute but she's actually verifiably CANONICALLY STRAIGHT. We must defend Ryan with our lives.
>>587322568NO IT DOESN'T
That new Mejiro Ryan alt...it's too ugly, isn't it?
The game is called PRETTY derbyWhy is there a banner with Ines Fujin and Mejiro Ryan
>>587322789retard
>>587322807To pander to trannies
>Free TicketTell me Tamamo is good....
>>587322796>>587322807Ines is cute however Ryan would be if Cygames wasn't determined to screw her over all the time
>>587322883lol
>>587322883sure...
>>587322717Okay I'll stop now.
>that time when McQueen told Ryan that her haircut looked cool
>>587322872we don't claim them.
you faggots are gonna talk down on uni and laurel too?
Why is everyone so Tsun for Ryan?
>>587322992>gorilla Faggot
Why do you guys hate ryanxwonbin?
>>587323061Ryanposters...
>>587323106I hate tyler
>>587322810You have been mindbroken into not only using the Finemo brick but thinking it's a fair card, you deserve better.
>>587323036i still hear her jobbing the nhk mile cup in my dreamsmaking ryan mant parents made me hate her. sorry autisuma danchou..
>>587322402i made it just for you, bwo
>>587323168retard
>>587323026It's okay to hates lesbians
>>587322789>20% WIT uma? finally I can try FN only deck>770 WIT because she's never on witThe biggest gaslight ever.
what does she do?
fine motion more like brick stationary
>>587323247Shut up tranny
>>587322883she at least tastes good
>>587323026never letting slightly annoying on-line #retards taint how you view your favourite anime wömen
>>587323287she says weiii and wins the miles
Tachy
>>587323006Devilish
>>587323287
Why people relate Gold City with fat bastards?
>>587323287Her ambition cannot be stopped
>>587323287Woke brainrot
>>587322883people will shitpost at you but this card is strong if you train lates. it gives you:>guaranteed gold midrace velocity>tail held high as part of the chain>15% TE roamerdont look at its spec prio tho. please.
>>587322883the only good thing about this card is that you now have art of tamamo cross early design
>>587323396I'm a fat bastard and she belongs to me
>>587322807Ryan is one thing but implying that Ines Fujin isn't one of the prettiest and cutest umas in the game should be punishable by death
>>587323396i am a fat bastard and love shiichi
>>587323287WEI
>>587323396because she keeps belittling her trainer and call him a creep and she wouldn't do that if he was handsome
>>587323396I am shiichi and love fat bastards
>>587323287C A O W E IAOWEI
>>587323396shes a bitchy fashion model its just the stereotype that she has a weakness for dirty old men with stinky bent cocks that reshape her pussy
>>587323459You'd call every uma prettiest and cutest except Ryan of course, no one would do thatYour words worth nothing
>>587323557me on the right
>>587323396I'm a bastard and the only fat is my dick after i see Gold City
>>587323557Me on the left
>>587322807your bait may have worked if you didn't post Tachyon with it
>>587323605yeah you are watching how I fuck your wife tits
>>587323601dont say that...
>>587323635>>587323593>>587323563>>587323562>>587323492So what correlates with Oguri Cap and Super Creek then?
>>587323171Thank you. I will submit it into the intra-club Umail network in the morning.
Ryan just needs a better haircut and she would be one of the hottest Mejiros
>>587323459if Ines is ugly by association with being on the same banner as Ryan, then that means every single club ***** touched are chasers...
>>587323656god damn you're fucking ugly as SHIT, take notes from me and my looks next time
>>587323702Oguri eats a lotfat people eat a lotthey both go to the buffet together and eat a lot
characters this ugly shouldn't exist
>>587323742but ***** has been in autisuma since it was made
Is my game bugged? I have unlocked and watched all 8 event missions and gotten 1 of 3 bingo Akebono cards but if I get the next 2, I will only be at 3LB. Where does the 5th card come from?It was supposed to be my first MLB wit card :(
any dedicated uma porn autists I should bookmark on pawchive?
>>587323532
(You)
>>587323679Shut up Tyler
>>587323702>super creekskinny blonde lanklets who give off the aura of needing someone to look after them because they're too hyperfixated on some cute autistic shit>ogurioguri is not for sexual
>>587323936Points ladder
taiki looks better in this
>>587323945who made this
>>587323936the last card is a reward from the event point rewards
>>587323936agemasen
>>587323936check the event points rewards
>>587323936
>>587324061oh I forgot that existed>>587324110>>587324113>>587324114>.<
>>587324017ok
what is ines's personality like? did anyone even read her career or story?
wait the new Ines comes with groundwork?I am a retard?
>>587323979Why are Air Groove's children all chuds?
>>587324020
i have an akeboner
>>587324163they get it from me
>>587324152Thanks
>>587324087It's an edited anna anon scene I think
>>587324139you shouldn't forget or skip those, those event rewards is how you get the super rare rainbow crystal shards
>>587324156*crickets*she's every metafag's new "oshi" by the way
>>587324187bwo why aren't you using 2 guts 2 speed 1 wit 1 hello?
>>587324156Oy vey I need money
>>587322883Air Shakur of stamina
>>587324343I love men
>>587323979Checkmate?
>>587324351HOW SEX WITH INARI ONE WILL BE LIKE
>>587324156out of the 38 or so unique Umas I own, Ines' career was one of the five I did without skipping anything, only because I saw an anon here say it was goodit was good. I liked it a good deal
>>587324396checkmate
I WANT TO RAPE SWEEPY
>>587324482which were the other winning five
>>587323441I'm glad I downloaded JP with that translation mod because of this
post something cute
AWOOGA
>>587324573I'm surprised people are just now appreciating how giant her milkers are on her humble frame.
>>587324564
milk chocolate....
More like Anus Fujin
>>587324658>big tits wasted on an ugly tomboy
>>587324742I throw tantrums like this
>>587324573Sexo Express
>>587324695
Thoughts?????????????????????
>>587324763shut the fuck up you raging homo
>>587324763>tomboyShe's not a tomboy
>>587324763freckled tomboy is god tier you plebeian.
>>587324756
>>587324763You are GAY. Oxygen is WASTED on YOU.
>>587324820I think she needs to eat more
>>587324820
Is there any porn of futa Sunday Silence raped and gaped Mejiro bloodline? Asking for a friend ofc
>>587324156Uhhh poorfag oneesan who pleases old men for money
why is the schizo so uppity today? the faggot name dropped like 5 anons and won't shut up about Ines now
Fat tits SUCK
>>587325028I love those scenarios!!!
>>587324156I'm gonna be honest the only uma story I read entirely was Curren Chan's the rest I just know through osmosis
girls who sorta look like guys if you squint a little will save the earth.
>>587325028why's she kneeling?
>>587324549Super Creek (hers was the first career I did so I remember it better), Urara, Dia, Ardan, and Ines. There were a few others I paid attention to (I remember bits from King Halo and TM Opera), but I can't remember how most of them went. I tend to only go back and read the story if I like the character enough already, just because they take so long
>>587325061Remember what time is it now, it's the same every day. If he doesn't medicate he goes overdrive on shitposting and goon posting around this hour.
>>587325234who are you kidding? you are literally the schizo I'm talking about
>>587325061God forbid anyone talks about Ines on the day her banner dropped
My penis leaks pre-cum every time I lurk this general
>>587325061Who did he name drop?
>>587325186Just give her short hair
>>587325321Proof?
>>587325310>off-model
Dear straight males: We fucking WON
>>587325028Smoochable whore. i want to use her as a late surger
>>587325208actually I remember doing Meisho Doto's as well, hers was fun lol
twitter trvth nvke
>>587325369...The Dying Alone competition
>>587324536telling sweepy that magic rocks (uranium) exist and she should go find some
>no pink sparks
>>587325329the usual 2, then he had a giga melty over autisma danchou because he is having a good time, then namedropped two from mambo. idk why this fag come here if he hates being here
I got burnt out with this half tp event yes even just from setting up ai run. Im just doing the bare minimum for the entire week. Im happy Im not in some A+ club
>>587322883It could be worse
>>587325452lol
>>587324658I always appreciated them because they fell right into my lap when I did a random pull on her base banner
>>587325452i look just like this
>>587325604danchou correct this brat immediately
>>587325535Link them schizo
>>587325535shut up V
>>587325452
nice $
poo ass award
>>587325604>Im just doing the bare minimumyou can join any A+ club
Why does Calstone stay up late at night?So that when she goes to bed she can be fast asleep
Ryan is so ugly
>>587325452Ok but when does she get a robotic arm and eyepatch while creating a mercenary country?
...huh?
>>587325739>didn't picture pedal to the metalnow come before I SNAP639892266398922663989226
>two device timmy
rickey rickey obliterate my dickey
POO****...
>>587325452Based
>>587325793dont say that...
>>587325781>nice nature 200 yen blowjob behind a 7 eleven (not colorized)
>>587325838BETELGEUSE?
>>587325941Why 7 eleven? Why not a Lawson or Family Mart?
>>587325858I am still looping parents gwo
I am not very good at chess
wait she has a Firm Resolve event too?
>>587325790>gyaru retard
>>587326017cm is starting in like a week bwo..
>>587325938Someone hit Ryan...
>>587325613>>587325652not funny
>>587326069But the official Uma xitter said it was on the 21st...
>>587326069nuh uh... I've got time..
>>587325938Ryan wasn't ready to have a dick slap her face for the first time...
>>587326192POO**** early cm aces to crashout in the end
>>587326192the 21st is next saturday.
I HATE TRAINING DIRT AAAIIIEEEEEEE
>>587326059The original meaning of retard was slow and Calstone is anything but slow!
>>587325858852866008528660085286600lazy results, just need sum data
>>587326372RICKEY BRICKEY
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
FALCO IS A ROUND SLUT
do u copy?
Breaking my dick jerking off to Mayano Top Cun
>>587326452No worse fate than being a whore that no one desires
Post your TT teams
no
juvenile opera o...
yes
>>587326614Nice Nature...
>>587326619I don't see you posting yours
>>587325061Autism causes people to demand likeness, so he's working overtime to make people hate VInes because he does. He can't understand that other people can have different opinions and tastes.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB>https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB>https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB
>>587326696nta but retards who get mad at someone disliking something are amusing
>>587326696it is possible to have a wrong opinion tho
>>587326793That's like every day here
Just got my first UB rank my umadacchis. One step closer to the L ranks
>>587326614*****...
>>587325061Who is the schizo?
>>587326696>He can't understand that other people can have different opinions and tastesso everyone here is autistic?
>>587326808yes, like disliking ryan
https://youtu.be/NO5Usd_AE7gIt's up
>>587326951Liking*
what did she mean by this?
>>587326951nobody likes ryan though
>>587326560I can't wait for Mayacat (or I guess I can, another year and a half or whatever in global lol)
Bros do I need Groundwork on my girls if I'm doing triple Pace? I'm lugging around Maru because I had a perfect run that failed to hit a 60% inspo for Groundwork twice. At this rate I'm tempted to drop Forward March and bring Falco Pwr instead for GW.
holy fuck that is a vtumor if I've ever seen one
>>587326993She wants ugly bastards
>>587326993something bad and unnatural.
>>587326685Fine...
>>587327017
>>587327035no you don't
>>587327035yes you do
I haven't seen anybody commenting on how Nice Nature's solo is such a banger
>>587326372I'll give it 5 more minutes, schizo hours rn so less regulars on
>>587326560AI COPI
>>587327230The only good thing about her is her seiyuu
>>587327268But u a schizo?
>>587327268brother you and your discord dickriders are the schizos
>>587327268I only have that Rickey no other aces yet, been busy
>>587327268literal retard
>>587326619ultra casual here
No Mile S but I'm tired, boss... I'm sending it and working on my other aces...
>>587327268i wanted to join but i only have 1 uma ready i decided to start looping today
>>587321963>>587321795>>587322106Uma x shota never clicked for me (and I am a hardcore /ss/ fag) but if else then Rickey and Kita would be the best candidates, respectively for oneeshota and shotaonee.
>>587326372>no mutated dirt Gssoulless
>>587327316seiyuu deez nuts in your mouth!
Beetles like no other.
>>587327338>>587327372>>587327423go to school already shoo shoo
>>587327452Your Ls bro???
>>587327452I dont believe this image is real because of the shitposting uma choices
>>587327498highly sexual creature
>>587327452wtf are you doing to somehow not be consistently hitting UC
>>587327395SAMBA MOTTO HAYAKU SAMBA MADA MADA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBASAMBA!!!
that kuso miso racing carnival SUCKSwhat an awful event
>>587327498No midgets
>>587327413topro seiyuu hates losing she is always going crazy in paka tube
I always keep track of what umas are posted during schizo hours so I remember which fans are responsible for these terrible threads.
>>587326372gaped by digitanthanks for coming
I'm getting LG10+ and this retard is barely scraping by lmao
>>587325535Mambros... Why are we targeted so often?
>>587327751*rapes you painfully*thanks for hosting
>>587327757isnt that a kind of smart fridge
>>587327720KUSO MISO MENTIONEDYea it's a dead soundpost
>>587327107But you don't have Fine on your team, how dare you.
>>587327124>>587327227I love 4chan. I'll just research more on my own I guess. Is there a way to make a custom practice room by yourself to have "enemies" as in throw in your own debuff umas that'll hit your own umas?
>>587327734
>>587327768the most oppressed club #dicksoutformambo
>Everyone that thinks I'm an annoying tranny is a schizo
>>587327720Seriously I grinded out the final rewards today and it was such a relief...
>>587327907Pandora sex
>>587327751digi literally proc'd everything lol, once every blue moonthanks for hostan
>>587327580>>587327656All of the UDs are from island and twinkle legends I haven't really played much in a while.
>>587327907This image is silly because Orfevre wouldn't actually be able to handle chess.
smart falcon pointing up
>>587327907She let her have white. Good parent.
>>587327939>>>/vg/umajp
>>587327916Horsemeat deserves it tho
>>587328018It's always them...
>>587327846mnnaaaahhhhh fuckkk~anytime.>>587327967wish I had CB but since I don't I have to rocket with shiichi instead, just got a funny lobby will post in a sec
>>587327720>>587327868why did you have to remind me of kuso miso technique
Now that the dust is settling, how did your pulls go? You didn't get tricked into pulling Fujin if you weren't a frontfag, right? Did she curse you or come home from work early? If you love Ryan you got her, right? Who else spooked you, if any?
>>587327973Chess is a bad example because Lala would fucking demolish Orfe
>>587328032Rice wouldn't act like this
>>587327960>prostitute
>>587328095?It's not something you should forget
>>587328097Ines Fujin in 90bailed with no RyanNeed to save for picrel but not dressed for the ball.
>there are people itt that are going to bring the same cookie-cutter dirt apt umas to the dirt cm instead of mutating their own G dirt oshigachafags are truly soulless beings
>>587328097Stop posting the ugly boyuma
>>587328032Sniff....
>>587327969>havent played in 5 scenariosbricked so hard archeologists are after you to fill in the missing Roman brick recipes
ines fujin pornography umamusume
>>587328221but my granny is a dirter though? checkmate, lib.
>>587328221I'm not mutating Dirt F Mile E bro
Sprinters Stakes 1992
>>587328095やらないか?
>>587328221I want to but my oshis also have low mile aptitude...
thats itim TIRED of schizodrama AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>587327897Groundwork on paces is needed if you expect a lot of other paces or are bringing 3 of your own because they need to fight for the front (this happened last cm to me, didnt bring gw and uma stan wasnt enough to get in position) uma stan is enough otherwise.
>>587328097VFujin and Slut Wife on the first tenner. Blessed. Curren has now spooked me twice, once as OG Curren and today with her alt. I could scarcely be happier, love this little minx, and I'm okay being MARKED.
>>587328097Ines in 50Ryan in 40Narita Taishin in 10
Soon.Is there any casual outfit you currently grinding for, /uma/?
>>587327720>>587327868>>587328095>>587327945>>587328379https://youtu.be/qgiOKM9O3sM
10 carats leftno inesi want to die
>>587328097>If you love Ryan you got her, right?nyes, got her in 75 pulls and 5 starred her with my excess statues, got VInes in the first tenner, and a kawakami dupe on the third tenner
GOOOOOOOOOO
>>587328487Damn I remember watching this when it came out. I still remember how to do the dance
>>587328485I've been sending out ten billion nakayummers auto runs per day for a while, yes. currently just below lv10 though. the pain never ends.
You are rolling for Ines because she's your Oshi, right anons?Not because she's meta or anything, right?
>>587328728ines? is that one of those pokemon creatures?
>>587328575>a rare Ryanfag appearsbased, enjoy cute tomboy sexo
>>587328728I'm rolling for meta since my oshi is not in the game yet
>>587328485I'm grinding Nattie in preparation for Turbo coming out, already did Mambo
>>587328728I never roll for meta. My oshis? Gentildonna, Orfevre, Stay Gold, Chrono Genesis
>>587328487Now get ready for the REAL KUSO MISO TECHNIQUEhttps://youtu.be/LZewCC8YHCQ
>>587328297Why not? We got someone doing G E.
>>587328793Currenfags aren't this nice stop larping.
>>587328728did a tenner to scratch the gambling itch9 r's 1 sr
>>587328221im just tired boss
>>587328728Yes. I have her base variant to prove it
>>587328728I rolled for her because she's cute and has fat tits
>>587328728I rolled because she's cute as fuck, I nearly dickpulled her after reading her early chapters on her first banner. Then I found out she's pretty strong, and I'm a front main, had to choose between her and Christmas Palmer, chose Fujin because her outfit was cuter and I already had a good front for Longs.
>>587328728>Oguri image
>>587328805This would hit as hard as a hip check from a G rank hunt in Monster Hunter
>>587328728I oshi fronts and she got big tits and is cutemeta is a plus, and there aren't actually that many fronts released
>>587328793>a rare Ryanfagbrochacho, hes a danchud
>>587328728I rolled for her fat tits
>>587328837>Orfevredoesn't she get curbstomped by Cat Mayano? I thought ends got shafted even harder than fronts but I don't know for sure
>>587328728She is pretty and I feel somewhat positively toward her but if I scout her it'll be because of Ryan.
>>587328805
>>587328593Cringe
>>587328860anon was really nice to me for no reason a little while ago, said I'd win CM and get Helios early. Then I won the CM and got Helios early. So I decided I'll be nice too. Ryanfags are a good place to start
>>587329232why
>>587319015whats the name of the horse with the hat, she reminds me of johnny
Guys I ate 1500 calories today and went over my 1000 limit.
>>587329234which anon?
>>587329057>doesn't she get curbstomped by Cat Mayano?Genuinely do not know where this comes from because the only person who truly beats her right now (for mediums) is Ai only because of pure powercreep
>>587329284It's just one day fag. Stop looking for excuses to stop watching your calories
>>587326916CUTE
>>587329313*
>>587329284>1000 limitare you 4'2
>>587328593Did they fix her unique
>>587328985a danchou is a Ryanfag? Even rarer, desu>inb4 he doesn't knowI don't pay much attention to club drama
>>587329284walk a little longer tomorrow, das not that bad
Christmas is coming and the current event is about valentine's day
>>587329394a? yeah hes nice
>>587329431lie
The other uma thread is so fun rn
>>587329429maybe????? forgot how she worked before but it procs once you overtake in 2nd half of the race and it's really good if you stack a fuck ton of velocity. way better than my previous mile S + accelmaxxed shitty
>>587329450holidays are holidays
>>587329481>doxxing
I did not roll for VInes because she's my oshi.I did not roll for VInes because she's meta.I rolled for her because she makes my dick hard and I want to mating press her and impregnate her without taking responsibility.
>>587329284You can still kind of save it if you walk or exercise today. Plus it should build muscles too.
>>587329450Both holidays are about impregnating your trainee so it makes sense
>>587329351iirc it was about six months back, anon was talking about Longs, specifically
>>587317874neo universe
Reminder that Ines is the same size Ticketzo
>>587329450>t. lonely during valentineslol
>>587329623but ticket is ugly
>>587329578My trainee said that was the point of White Day
>>587329313this anon
back since almost half a year, surely I'll get lucky
>>587328574goodbye mambwo
>>587329794best of luck ryanGOD
>>587329695You take that back.
Uma for this feel?
>>587329695
>>587329863Epiphenaia but she's not cute.
>>587329623both are huge mega milk titty monsters but tickezo is annoying
Which Umamusume who is not El Condor que Pasa, is BUILT for mexicans?
>>587329234Oh hey I was wondering about that, but didn't want to dig up the postI'm glad my manifestation worked! I also won CM and got Helios in 30 so it was good karma
>>587329519not every anon who posts Curren has the same interests, you silly! the only thing we have in common is posting Curren on /uma/
Yes I rolled for Ines FujinNo I am not rolling on the altWe keep it soulful
>ticketfags have arrivedTerrible thread.
>>587329863no idea who that is but fuji kiseki is the sweet talker
>>587329794it's just that easywonder how UMADash has been doing
I'll probably just make some Cap for the next CM with 2 old debuffers
we like tickezo around these parts
>>587330036Tickezo clears Ryan any day
>>587329952your jobber wife didnt even win the derby, silence boyfucker
>>587329973still in a+
Are we getting Goldship week again?
>>587330062alright let’s not get crazy here
>>587330062>ugly tomboy on ugly tomboy violencedevious potstirrer
>>587329970Ah that's a good point, I had been scraping for one and only came up with Maruzensky and Super Creek (not great matches)
>>587329973a guy slandered Ryan in chat, you would have been sadwe've been good, Danchou quit but T****u became danchou and is doing a great job
REMOVE TICKETREMOVE TICKETFAGS
>>587329916
>>587329481?
>Ryan event>SkipThanks for the carats tho
>>587330268You should be nicer to people
>>587330278UHMDELETE THIS?Not these two ones
taishin kicking my shin
>>587330190nice, glad y'all are still going strong, just like muscles!
>>587328728I should consider her even for LoH, but I'm already too deep in planning for lates and the other hell banners I need to consider during most of GM and what'll lead into L'Arc. I'd roll, but the urge to hoard overpowers me for the month.
>>587330278This isn’t real. These two have never been in the same room together
>>587329450Christmas is basically a couples holiday in Japan
>>587330278would.
amerimutt here, I love El Condor Pasa
What's stopping (You) from getting Nimble Navigator on your LoH pace/late/end umas to solve the brockening issue?
>>587330342glad you didn't quit forever! See you around, fren
>>587330443i thought it was about the unsold christmas cakes at a discount
chat pick what uma i jack off to
umadash is so redditcoded
i remember these
>>587330374apparently getting top tier rewards (below Top 96) is pretty simple even for non-fronts. Anons saying>run max front teams or be bricked in LoHare probably stupid, lying, or both. You'll most likely be fine, keep refining your late plan.
hello my niggies
>>587330629Your favorite
>>587330651former danchou was a huge pokemonfag after all
>>587330651that would be /uma/ club and their reddit mod danchou
>>587330661somebody saved my doodles, based anon
>>587330661Me too, these made me replay Shogun 2 when they were posted.But my Pama isn't a coward and I don't trust Helios to handle a matchlock firearm without hurting herself.
I overspiced my white people tacos and now it's too spicy even before I add the jalapenos umas for this feel?
>>587330693don't say that
>>587330651that would have to be mambo actually
>>587330831Give them to me
>>587330831grass wonder
>>587330831
>>587330831who the fuck puts jalapenos in tacos
burned the roof of my mouth biting into a pizza that appeared to be cold enoughthis shit sucks can I have some kind words
>>587329395Anon could just be a fatass dropping from a BMI of over 30
>>587331032get shit on currenigger
>>587329284>1k kcal limitare you like 50kg or what
>>587330982pickled jalapenos on tacos taste pretty good
>>587331032you get what you deserve faggot
Had to spark Ines Fujin. Got two Ryans on the way there. Still over 200k carats.
>>587331079it's not sustainable if you go too hard *falco point*
Burned another borrow on unity again
>>587330831What the fuck did you add? Salsa?
I JUST FAILED A 9% +50 POWER TRAINING ON THE FINAL TURN OF THE CAREER
>>587331114>>587329395I'm 5'10, 170 lbs, skinny fat, and it's the only way I can lose weight in my stomach.
>>587330651They're youtubecoded. Get your facts straight.The redditcodded club is /uma/ Club.
>>587330982I do you stupid chigger. If it works on nachos then it works on tacos.
>>587331295tirzepatide
>>587331032Okay but only if you post some drama
>>587331375inumusume
>>587331371umama migrated to /vm/ because you wouldn't join xis rooms
>>587331295You should take Ozempic
>>587331298>>587330752
>>587331404>Inmu Musume
>>587331456I don't get it. I could post on Reddit and join /uma/ Club if I wanted to.
>>587331437Proof?
>>587331404
>>587331453>>587331350Genuinely how? Don't I need to go to see a doctor and ask for a prescription? Won't he be like, "No you fag I'm not giving you diabetes medication for you to lose 20 lbs go diet and exercise."?
how long does Pasa stay strong for? Trying to decide between Still in Love SSR and Falco SSR (I mostly run fronts).
>>587331623For the right price a doctor will prescribe you anything
>>587331623are you in freedom country
>>587331726Yes.
>>587331669skip SiL you don't need her, roll Falco SSR it is the last front card you will see until beyond dreams
>>587331623Do NOT take ozempic. Ozempic has MANY issues and only 400+ abominations should take it.
>>587331623ignore the assholes advising creepy pills. Return to your diet and try and add some more brisk walking/jogging if you can. Keep it up, don't get discouraged even when you have setbacks, and you'll see results.
>>587331669falco speed is mandatory until bourbon power at leastSiL lasts only until next anni
>>587330683Oh yeah, I'm not tryhard enough to aim for anywhere near Top 96, and if I was, it wouldn't be during the first 2-3 LoHs when I'm still building stronger legacies lmao. Plat 4 is where you maximize all the gibs, but some bwos say Plat 1 is still good enough and a competent team can still get you to that, with or without fronts.Things could definitely change with a crazy spook like me getting Inari One during my Machan pulls makes me able to build something I like for this upcoming dirt, happy for that but it's good to know to build around stuff you're aiming for. It should go well, but further refinements shall continue.
>>587331295510 170 and skinny fat means you are either shorter than you think you are, fatter than you think you are, or have absolutely 0 muscle whatsoever. you shouldnt be eating at a deficit ]; you should be in the gym. though i suspect that based on your belief that you can spot reduce fat via dieting you are some variety of miscreant not looking for advice but rather attention
>>587331802QRD on Falco Speed?
lol okthe other gifts were nice i guess
>>587331891retard
>>587331802Skip Still, roll Falco, then roll Ai?
>>587331891taking the lead replaces gold groundwork when scarlet wit replaces bourbon wit, those are the two cards you use to get it
>>587331754look for telehealth tirzepatideput your weight in as whatever you likeask to increase dose repeatedly until you get to maximum but in reality only take as much as you need toquit when you have enough stockpiledit's about $150/month but 1 month provided lasts me 4+repeat every 2-3 years until you die
>>587331465I wonder how many keiba senpais from jp got shook when they saw this
>>587331891easy skip like all Falco banners
nattyGODS are a dying breed...who cares if you don't look that aesthetic when you earned your BMI 20-24
>>587331978whos the captain
>>587331979i'd say plan to pity SiL after free pulls because she's quite good even at low LB but ai is the real upgrade yeah
>>587332146>>587332146>>587332146new
>>587332181>page 4>embed embedyeah i'm counterbaking
if you have to take drugs to lose weight why even bother?
>>587332250based king
>>587332516>>587332516>>587332516real non schizo thread and fixed OP
>>587328221I already went through the effort of mutating my dirt G and mile G oshi once and that was enough for me
>>587332750who was it? I'm about to start my mutation, hope I get something usable
>>587332961Mummy CreekI never got anything useful though, she'd be stuck at like Dirt/Mile C if I got lucky, sometimes B before I ate shit at HaruTen
