[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
▼ Settings Mobile Home
/vip/ - Very Important Posts
Return Catalog Bottom Refresh
Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.
[Advertise on 4chan]
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]
Anonymous Archived
04/01/25(Tue)04:57:33 No.133562
File: 1717336963723520.png (253 KB, 800x800)
253 KB
253 KB PNG
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)04:57:33 No.133562 Archived
Don't worry everypony, I've bribed a DO4E official and this board will be spared from the massacre!
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)05:16:27 No.133564
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)05:16:27 No.133564
>>133562
We are First Class Citizens

We will never be deported
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)06:23:27 No.133573
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)06:23:27 No.133573
I love government corruption
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)06:45:48 No.133574
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)06:45:48 No.133574
man fuck that janny I bribed, he also promised /mlp/ will live but NOPE
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)07:12:35 No.133576
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)07:12:35 No.133576
Thank you <3
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)07:27:44 No.133578
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)07:27:44 No.133578
>>133574
lol owned
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)08:19:15 No.133584
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)08:19:15 No.133584
>>133573
same, life is good in balkans
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)08:45:15 No.133588
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)08:45:15 No.133588
>>133564
paying to win has never been so epic
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)08:52:41 No.133589
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)08:52:41 No.133589
File: tegaki.png (6 KB, 400x400)
6 KB
6 KB PNG
>>133562
we are safe
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)09:04:51 No.133591
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)09:04:51 No.133591
>>133574
get rekt
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)09:19:29 No.133593
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)09:19:29 No.133593
>>133578
>>133591
:*(
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)09:36:42 No.133596
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)09:36:42 No.133596
>>133574
for showing such integrity in the face of bribery, janny should get double his salary
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)10:08:36 No.133602
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)10:08:36 No.133602
>>133596
how much does janny get paid again?
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)10:19:59 No.133609
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)10:19:59 No.133609
File: robbery.gif (784 KB, 400x240)
784 KB
784 KB GIF
>Buy pass to write words
>My board gets shut down
>Money stolen
Give me back my 2 cents for half a day denial of service!
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)10:44:49 No.133630
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)10:44:49 No.133630
>>133609
this, we need refunds asap
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)12:02:51 No.133656
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)12:02:51 No.133656
>>133574
the jannies are duplicitous
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)13:20:52 No.133673
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)13:20:52 No.133673
>>133574
KEK
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)13:59:55 No.133680
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)13:59:55 No.133680
>>133562
thank you for your service
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:01:23 No.133681
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:01:23 No.133681
Funny that the paid board gets to remain. Gotta grease those wheels
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:13:23 No.133682
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:13:23 No.133682
File: 1715055313992417.jpg (111 KB, 684x1024)
111 KB
111 KB JPG
add one day to every pass please.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:32:25 No.133683
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:32:25 No.133683
based
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:34:23 No.133686
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:34:23 No.133686
>>133681
you know how jannies are with bribes. its way more then their salaries!
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:40:39 No.133688
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:40:39 No.133688
I have a court case first thing in the morning tomorrow to get this overturned. These are not elected officials and they are not keeping proper records.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:41:16 No.133689
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:41:16 No.133689
I got a 1 day ban yesterday that just ran out now. My home board was just recently down, and all of my side boards are down. Fuck. I think I've missed the last 3 out of 4 April Fool's Day things from being banned.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:44:47 No.133690
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:44:47 No.133690
>>133609
This but unironically, I've never been this mad at a April Fools joke before.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)14:51:02 No.133693
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)14:51:02 No.133693
>>133562
What did you bribe them with again?
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:34:59 No.133745
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:34:59 No.133745
>>133693
a single dollar, which is more than their salary.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:43:04 No.133754
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:43:04 No.133754
>>133689
could you stop getting yourself banned?
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:48:42 No.133763
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:48:42 No.133763
>>133754
My regular board is a board where the racism rule is actually enforced, but is undermoderated so you may sometimes get away with it. What am I supposed to do, not be racist? Go to another board to get it out of my system before I go to my cucked board? I'm not left many other options. As a professional racist, I can't just back down when I have a great opportunity to bring up relevant statistics or to level some of my favorite slurs. Plus, you get a thrill when you get away with it. It's just a shame I always get banned when big things happen in the next few days on the board.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:51:36 No.133782
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:51:36 No.133782
>>133763
what board do you use? int?
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:51:50 No.133785
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:51:50 No.133785
>>133782
/vt/
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:53:12 No.133792
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:53:12 No.133792
>>133785
wait what? im actually confused...
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:53:52 No.133804
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:53:52 No.133804
>>133792
About what exactly?
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:55:50 No.133816
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:55:50 No.133816
>>133804
Ah, i checked. Do you call other people in vt "SEA monkeys"? Seems to be a common insult there.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:57:04 No.133827
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:57:04 No.133827
>>133816
Yes. Many things of that nature.
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:57:14 No.133829
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:57:14 No.133829
>>133682
janny will not do that...
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:57:29 No.133831
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:57:29 No.133831
File: 1000000703.jpg (308 KB, 2048x1103)
308 KB
308 KB JPG
It's not enough
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:58:00 No.133836
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:58:00 No.133836
>>133831
GIWTWM
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)15:58:48 No.133841
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)15:58:48 No.133841
>>133831
what's not enough?
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)16:15:39 No.133993
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)16:15:39 No.133993
>p2w april fools joke
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)16:27:39 No.134115
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)16:27:39 No.134115
>>133993
why else did you think the mods increased the 4chan pass price? they need money asap
>>
Anonymous
04/01/25(Tue)16:33:24 No.134156
Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)16:33:24 No.134156
File: 1735923383308883.jpg (606 KB, 850x820)
606 KB
606 KB JPG
Okay
[Return] [Catalog] [Top]
Post a Reply
Return Catalog Top Refresh
[Advertise on 4chan]
Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.