cheerful blue victory editionHaxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.Room:https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z4Z9bFelHFIpassword: shawRoom is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:22:30 Euro timecytuDOTbe/r/haxb for tunesYou can re-live magic hax moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393You can use this site to get stats from recordings:haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io//hax/ has become more serious for some players as stats and webms are posted every weekend, but don't forget to have fun and relax.
shit thread
Don't P2P me if you aren't cognitively spending energy to become at LEAST a HSCR% quintillionaire
shan't be making any kicks and shall be walking all my goals in from now on
I think that makes it count for the last person that kicked it
Be The Ch5ng3
friendly reminder it's okay to be a goalkeeper every single match and take one for the team!!!@
We're all in the Roblox thread now
ET classic at the sham siro
>>1199765kick it on the wall and walk it in
30 hours...
Miss Krubb
200
200 minutes
how often do you scream "agni" in your head during the day
0 mins
>>1202011that's for how long we're gonna play today
get tonco
there's only one man capable of saving hax now...
10 minutes
join NOW
no
we're all in here
1 more for 3v3
-10 minutes
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z4Z9bFelHFIPass: shaw
hax is not the same without aaaaaaaaaaaa
wish krubb were here
>>1201884>'"Hear them? They're calling your name"'
>>1202073join
He's herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ3Mx1MEN34
friday hax should be postponed to sunday
here's to another successful night of haxing in kslar's third room
We always play big easy on Sunday, you've never joined?
It's a rat or be ratted sekai out there
Agni has always been the real rat
>>1199701>replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393a lot of hurtful messages directed at shw in some of those comment sections
hax stats - 08/03/2024>win ratio50.0001 - 100,00% (: - 69,23%shw - 62,50%Haxman - 60,00%benchnaldo - 54,55%The King of the Streets - 50,00%Olli - 50,00%inza - 50,00%z - 44,44%a smile might be good... - 41,67%ngubu - 36,36%Fabio Grosso - 0,00%ebabekidahij - 0,00%>goals scoredThe King of the Streets - 20benchnaldo - 10a smile might be good... - 8z - 6 (: - 550.0001 - 4inza - 3shw - 3ebabekidahij - 1Fabio Grosso - 1ngubu - 1Olli - 1Haxman - 0>goals per matchinza - 1,50The King of the Streets - 1,4350.0001 - 1,33benchnaldo - 0,91a smile might be good... - 0,67z - 0,67ebabekidahij - 0,50 (: - 0,38shw - 0,38Fabio Grosso - 0,33ngubu - 0,09Olli - 0,08Haxman - 0,00>shot conversion ratebenchnaldo - 100,00%50.0001 - 66,67% (: - 62,50%Fabio Grosso - 50,00%inza - 50,00%a smile might be good... - 47,06%The King of the Streets - 33,33%z - 28,57%shw - 25,00%ebabekidahij - 25,00%Olli - 12,50%ngubu - 6,25%Haxman - 0,00%
>>1202605>assists (: - 12benchnaldo - 6Olli - 5z - 4a smile might be good... - 4ngubu - 3The King of the Streets - 3inza - 150.0001 - 1Haxman - 1shw - 1Fabio Grosso - 0ebabekidahij - 0>assists per match (: - 0,92benchnaldo - 0,55inza - 0,50z - 0,44Olli - 0,42a smile might be good... - 0,3350.0001 - 0,33ngubu - 0,27The King of the Streets - 0,21Haxman - 0,20shw - 0,13Fabio Grosso - 0,00ebabekidahij - 0,00>goals + assists per matchinza - 2,0050.0001 - 1,67The King of the Streets - 1,64benchnaldo - 1,45 (: - 1,31z - 1,11a smile might be good... - 1,00Olli - 0,50shw - 0,50ebabekidahij - 0,50ngubu - 0,36Fabio Grosso - 0,33Haxman - 0,20
>>1202607gk stats>goals concededshw - 2z - 5Fabio Grosso - 5Haxman - 6a smile might be good... - 7Olli - 9benchnaldo - 9(: - 13ngubu - 15>goals conceded per match(: - 1,44shw - 2,00Haxman - 2,00benchnaldo - 2,25Olli - 3,00a smile might be good... - 3,50ngubu - 3,75z - 5,00Fabio Grosso - 5,00>clean sheets(: - 3Haxman - 1benchnaldo - 0ngubu - 0Olli - 0a smile might be good... - 0shw - 0z - 0Fabio Grosso - 0>saves(: - 28Haxman - 20Olli - 14benchnaldo - 11shw - 9ngubu - 7z - 6a smile might be good... - 5Fabio Grosso - 3>saves per matchshw - 9,00Haxman - 6,67z - 6,00Olli - 4,67(: - 3,11Fabio Grosso - 3,00benchnaldo - 2,75a smile might be good... - 2,50ngubu - 1,75>goals per shot faced ratioshw - 18,18%Haxman - 23,08%(: - 31,71%Olli - 39,13%benchnaldo - 45,00%z - 45,45%a smile might be good... - 58,33%Fabio Grosso - 62,50%ngubu - 68,18%
inza ragequit why is he in the stats
>>1202630too late now
>>1202605Magnificent performance yesternight, benchnaldo. Cheers
WE PLAYING OR WOT
2 hours
I'm dining with Remilia
>>1202605Fridays shouldnt count tbqh
having a koro attack so not sure if ill make it tonight
>>1202694I played like shit the stats must be wrong
rat finally found a way to never play gk again...
I miss her so much it's somewhat real
bump
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z4Z9bFelHFI
Live
the finn genes are too strong
>>1203133>>1203130>red still lost this
cool it with the olli hate
>>1203130>>1203133Delete this
nobody talking about how gimi almost gave an assist to blue while cont was writing a novel, they deserved the loss
>>1203130>>1203133>sees beyond the individual goals>knows the importance of mind games in swaying play>sits back and keeps his cool as reds crumbleno one will care because there will be a small number next to his name in a post
winrate: 1. contagioussoy: 0.722. :): 0.653. tonco: 0.624. KAKA: 0.575. benchnaldo: 0.556. The King of the Streets: 0.527. jddkidajeebe#: 0.58. but doctor...: 0.489. Olli: 0.4710. Haxman: 0.4611. souf: 0.4312. shw: 0.4213. ngubu: 0.3314. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.1215. f2 > f1: 0.08goals per game:1. The King of the Streets: 0.92592592592592592. tonco: 0.76190476190476193. KAKA: 0.64285714285714294. contagioussoy: 0.645. benchnaldo: 0.40909090909090916. Haxman: 0.384615384615384647. ngubu: 0.33333333333333338. but doctor...: 0.289. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.2510. Olli: 0.2105263157894736711. shw: 0.2083333333333333412. :): 0.1513. f2 > f1: 0.0769230769230769314. souf: 0.0714285714285714215. jddkidajeebe#: 0.0assists per game: 1. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.6252. contagioussoy: 0.43. :): 0.44. benchnaldo: 0.363636363636363655. KAKA: 0.357142857142857156. but doctor...: 0.287. tonco: 0.238095238095238088. The King of the Streets: 0.22222222222222229. shw: 0.2083333333333333410. jddkidajeebe#: 0.1666666666666666611. Olli: 0.1578947368421052512. f2 > f1: 0.1538461538461538513. Haxman: 0.1538461538461538514. souf: 0.0714285714285714215. ngubu: 0.0goals + assists per game: 1. The King of the Streets: 1.14814814814814812. contagioussoy: 1.043. tonco: 1.04. KAKA: 1.05. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.8756. benchnaldo: 0.77272727272727277. but doctor...: 0.568. :): 0.559. Haxman: 0.538461538461538510. shw: 0.416666666666666711. Olli: 0.368421052631578912. ngubu: 0.333333333333333313. f2 > f1: 0.2307692307692307814. jddkidajeebe#: 0.1666666666666666615. souf: 0.14285714285714285
defensive stats by state of the art technique of detecting centroid of red area of the heatmap for each player. if the centroid is in defensive half of the map player is considered a defender for that gameconceded per game: {'contagioussoy': 1.0, 'benchnaldo': 1.2857142857142858, ':)': 1.3846153846153846, 'tonco': 1.4545454545454546, 'KAKA': 1.6666666666666667, 'Haxman': 1.6666666666666667, 'souf': 2.0, 'The King of the Streets': 2.0, 'Olli': 2.0, 'jddkidajeebe#': 2.5, 'shw': 2.6666666666666665, 'ngubu': 2.9, 'but doctor...': 3.3333333333333335, 'f2 > f1': 3.3636363636363638}clean sheets: {'contagioussoy': 3, 'Olli': 3, 'souf': 2, 'Haxman': 2, 'shw': 2, 'tonco': 2, 'KAKA': 1, 'benchnaldo': 1, 'The King of the Streets': 1, ':)': 1, 'f2 > f1': 1}
I'll wait for gimi stats thanks
>he never gks?
leaving the goal unattended to steal a ball from your teammate is real goalkeeping
>>1203466>0.08
Kneel before your King
sunday hax
>Absent shot conversion rateDeprecated stats
>>1204108Shot conversion stat encourages poaching and discourages attempting blooters
>>1204156>encourages poachingincorrect. it exposes poachers as inefficient shitters who score mostly by luck and have lower win ratio because they lack teamwork
poachers this poachers that nigga why don't you poach yourself some bitches
>>1203529our ball
>>1203130>>1203133happens to the best of us
Can't wait for the haxery with the lads tomorrow..
>tomorrow>he doesn't know
202
>>1207840clean your desk. there's dust everywhere.
>>1208056Yes mommy :3 >.<
no hax..
>>1208299for you maybe
>>1208299I was promised big easy tonight
>>1208350that's on Sunday
23 hours
VGH
>dead alreadyOkay...
>>1208299>>1208428im guessing it was just the old guard in tonight
no games just the cytube mafia with their usual circlejerk
rat, souf, contagious and krubb are the only people capable of starting up hax. Without them, it dies.
https://www.roblox.com/games/14004668761/Real-Futbol-24-BETAWe're all in here.
>>1208449rat was there though
>no replay for tonightlast saturday's stats soon
>africandeath
>>1208449Krubb was more than enough to sustain an entire decade and more.
(more) hax stats - 09/03/2024>goalsThe King of the Streets - 25contagioussoy - 16tonco - 16benchnaldo - 9KAKA - 9but doctor... - 7Haxman - 5ngubu - 4Olli - 4shw - 4:) - 3INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK - 2f2 > f1 - 1souf - 1Agnime - 0jddkidajeebe# - 0>assistscontagioussoy - 10benchnaldo - 8:) - 8but doctor... - 7The King of the Streets - 6tonco - 5shw - 5INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK - 5KAKA - 4Olli - 3Haxman - 2f2 > f1 - 2souf - 1jddkidajeebe# - 1ngubu - 0Agnime - 0>shot conversion ratiosouf - 50,00%Olli - 40,00%benchnaldo - 36,00%tonco - 34,04%INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK - 33,33%f2 > f1 - 33,33%KAKA - 32,14%but doctor... - 30,43%The King of the Streets - 28,41%Haxman - 26,32%contagioussoy - 25,40%ngubu - 25,00%:) - 16,67%shw - 16,00%jddkidajeebe# - 0,00%Agnime - 0,00%
>>1208650gk stats>savessouf - 72f2 > f1 - 60shw - 39:) - 33Olli - 14contagioussoy - 11ngubu - 11benchnaldo - 7jddkidajeebe# - 4KAKA - 4Haxman - 2>saves per matchf2 > f1 - 6,67souf - 5,54:) - 5,50shw - 4,88jddkidajeebe# - 4,00KAKA - 4,00ngubu - 3,67Olli - 3,50benchnaldo - 2,33contagioussoy - 2,20Haxman - 2,00>shots saved ratio:) - 80,49%jddkidajeebe# - 80,00%contagioussoy - 78,57%souf - 75,00%f2 > f1 - 67,42%Haxman - 66,67%shw - 65,00%KAKA - 57,14%benchnaldo - 53,85%ngubu - 52,38%Olli - 50,00%
>>1208650>Agnime - 0,00%It can't be... say it isn't so.
benchnaldo = verstappen
>>1208655I didn't even play >>1203466
>>1208855Maybe the programmed stats used a minimum number of matches played requirement, I didn't
>>1208988I'm not an electronhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkje0TPUNuw
hax?
LIVE
come and save us contagious
chimpout in progress
Thanks Inzaghi for your understanding, please come back next week. Great gamest. z
tired
>INZAGHI_CALMED_DOWN: puerugbafszvbdhnCX a vdxfckmn,reszr gvbnesbs
i apologize for everything shw
>tfw some heroic, unselfish soul sacrifices himself as gk and you can dm in peace and quiet
good luck with your decision gimi
Fun games yesterday :) very amusing
Don't forget we have big easy session later today
hax stats - 16/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played - all non-calmed down players DSQ)>win ratiorigged - 100,00%KAKA - 64,29%rat - 63,64%benchnaldo - 60,00%flaco lopez - 57,89%:/ - 54,55%shw - 53,57%Benis - 50,00%contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 48,00%z - 46,15%The King of the Streets - 38,71%ngubu - 38,46%Agnime - 37,50%tonco - 34,62%but horikita... - 33,33%Haxman - 20,00%>goals scoredcontshwagiouswhSHWshw - 19The King of the Streets - 16rat - 14benchnaldo - 13Benis - 11tonco - 11z - 10KAKA - 8shw - 8:/ - 6but horikita... - 5flaco lopez - 4Agnime - 3ngubu - 1rigged - 0Haxman - 0>goals scored per gameBenis - 0,79contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 0,76KAKA - 0,57The King of the Streets - 0,52benchnaldo - 0,43rat - 0,42tonco - 0,42z - 0,38Agnime - 0,38shw - 0,29but horikita... - 0,28:/ - 0,27flaco lopez - 0,21ngubu - 0,08rigged - 0,00Haxman - 0,00>shot conversion ratecontshwagiouswhSHWshw - 46,34%flaco lopez - 44,44%Agnime - 42,86%rat - 41,18%but horikita... - 35,71%KAKA - 32,00%:/ - 30,00%Benis - 29,73%benchnaldo - 27,66%shw - 25,81%z - 25,00%tonco - 17,19%The King of the Streets - 16,49%ngubu - 14,29%rigged - 0,00%Haxman - 0,00%
>>1210526>assistsrat - 16benchnaldo - 15contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 11but horikita... - 9:/ - 8The King of the Streets - 8Benis - 7z - 5tonco - 5KAKA - 4flaco lopez - 4ngubu - 3Haxman - 2rigged - 2shw - 2Agnime - 1>assists per matchbenchnaldo - 0,50but horikita... - 0,50Benis - 0,50rat - 0,48contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 0,44Haxman - 0,40:/ - 0,36rigged - 0,33KAKA - 0,29The King of the Streets - 0,26ngubu - 0,23flaco lopez - 0,21z - 0,19tonco - 0,19Agnime - 0,13shw - 0,07>goals + assists per matchBenis - 1,29contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 1,20benchnaldo - 0,93rat - 0,91KAKA - 0,86but horikita... - 0,78The King of the Streets - 0,77:/ - 0,64tonco - 0,62z - 0,58Agnime - 0,50flaco lopez - 0,42Haxman - 0,40shw - 0,36rigged - 0,33ngubu - 0,31
>>1210532gk stats (min. 2 matches)>goals concededrigged - 3Agnime - 3benchnaldo - 4tonco - 7z - 10KAKA - 10Haxman - 12flaco lopez - 13rat - 17:/ - 17ngubu - 21shw - 25>goals conceded per gamerigged - 0,75benchnaldo - 1,00Agnime - 1,50flaco lopez - 1,63z - 1,67rat - 1,89shw - 2,08:/ - 2,43ngubu - 2,63tonco - 3,50Haxman - 4,00KAKA - 5,00>clean sheetsrat - 3rigged - 2:/ - 2flaco lopez - 2shw - 2Agnime - 1benchnaldo - 1z - 1ngubu - 1tonco - 0KAKA - 0Haxman - 0>savesshw - 54rat - 44flaco lopez - 41:/ - 38ngubu - 32z - 32rigged - 27benchnaldo - 27Haxman - 17KAKA - 11Agnime - 6tonco - 6>saves per gamerigged - 6,75benchnaldo - 6,75Haxman - 5,67KAKA - 5,50:/ - 5,43z - 5,33flaco lopez - 5,13rat - 4,89shw - 4,50ngubu - 4,00Agnime - 3,00tonco - 3,00>shots faced saved ratiorigged - 90,00%benchnaldo - 87,10%z - 76,19%flaco lopez - 75,93%rat - 72,13%:/ - 69,09%shw - 68,35%Agnime - 66,67%ngubu - 60,38%Haxman - 58,62%KAKA - 52,38%tonco - 46,15%
o campeão está a surgir
Damn rigged fucking sucks lmao>>1209531People actually play as anything but striker when you're on?
>>1210440>it's real
>>1210637>TopGIGANTEratshwAgni>Bottomriggedtoncoinza (""calm"")BenisWho wins this?
Bottom but just because rigged carries, rat will refuse to defend for gigante and we all know what a shw defense implies, but I'm sure we can find that match up or a very similar one in the recordings
>>1210550shw saving me blushes
we need webms
>>1210985bit of a stretch calling "top" players who don't have half the points the leader does
>>1210440fr cuh?
>>1210985Easily top.Bottom will play a constant 0-1-3 and top will score at least 3 goals on the counter.
Where are the big easy stats?
>per gamecrontragnioushw - 29,3benchnaldo - 18,2It's Lonely At The Top - 13,1riggeg- ,7,0:./ - 4,432KAKA - 3,81rat - 3,-1checo perez - 2,06Mishima Yukio- 3,13aaaaaa -3,0INZAGHI_GLASSES_ON - 3o,toncco 4,9ngubu - 1,12... - 0,6shw - 0,0029
back on my grindset
>>1212688dilation stats btw
Rysopis (1964)
i once gave inza admin rights as a sign of friendship and he banned me right after
In response to the low attendance last Friday, we are anticipating Big Easy henceforth.
Not coming in today then
Futsalbabby doesn't have it what it takes for real hax
Tonight I will play 10 games of futsal on the 3v3 map, followed by 20 games of futsal on the UEFA map, followed by 10 games on various space bounce, longbounce and boundless maps before finally being banned by MX. Nobody will mention the words "big" or "easy".
early hax?
>>1219606That's when I go to sleep
>>1219623grow a pair and TELL mommy you're not going sleepy weep until you've had your hax
soon
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PoOhD6Bq5kspass : shawjoin pls hate being first
>>1219739will join when you link the right room
>dedneed to visit /sp/ thenafk will be back in 1 hour to 2 month
room up
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY
>>1219739>>1219828password : shawJOIN NOW 2 spots left
Will join after ——.
I don't feel like it....
>krubb back>room full
any post about krubb is homosexual love
>matches are great>inza joins>matches are awful>inza leaves>matches are greatIt really makes you think.
>>1219895>>1219994why does he even hang around with all the hate
>>1220005he thinks he's an anime character that has an epic rivalry with cont
>>1220005Rather have 100 krubbs than 1 shitinza
BRING ME .... uh, who was it again?
>gimi
huh
The cast is thus assorted
the redbull downfall starts
benis you fucking shitter
Still I sleep
>>1224072Oyasumi
you-know-who is bribing the officials not to release the weekend stats, sad to see such a fall from """grace"""
stats will be posted after the webms
webms will be posted TONIGHT
this guy is the only one who's not interested in releasing the stats and when you watch the webms you will see why
I will be uploading all own goals since the statsman is too lazy to count them, gksissies have gotten along with it for far too long
>>1225114I think I included the inza goal because it counted as a rigged own goal
>>1225121the filename was supposed to be:rat's """"""""hattrick"""""+og
>>1225127also notice how rat dodges the cont og
more later
more now
>>1225120>Stops his own teammates to score a fifteto (5 TIMES)What an absolute EGO move
those are all the webms from Saturday session 5 likes for webms of Friday
>>1225120>boosting olli's save stats while simultaneously ruining shw's shot conversion statsbased
>>1225094so benis's avatar was an ankh all this time? always thought it was the female gender symbol
>>1225166More easy wins and 3+2 performances will come to your team if you post "I'll gk so rat can run free" the next time you play
>>1225166>>1225494all me
>gimi>7 resultsrent free, heh
stats?
gimi made someone very upset
>>1225822yeah, his teammates
hax stats - 22/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played)>win ratio:) - 87,50%shw - 78,57%rigged - 75,00%Agni - 66,67%KAKA - 62,50%hobomessi(11).png - 61,90%Haxman - 50,00%quit before it's too late - 47,37%tonco - 47,37%Sleeping Giant - 45,00%Ryomen Krubb - 44,44%ngubu - 42,86%inza - 41,67%Benis - 35,00%UJEE - 33,33%rat - 26,67%benchnaldo - 23,08%>goalshobomessi(11).png - 29Sleeping Giant - 18Benis - 10inza - 9KAKA - 8quit before it's too late - 7Ryomen Krubb - 5rat - 4shw - 3:) - 3tonco - 3Agni - 2Haxman - 2rigged - 2benchnaldo - 2ngubu - 1UJEE - 0>goals per gamehobomessi(11).png - 1,38Sleeping Giant - 0,90inza - 0,75Agni - 0,67Benis - 0,50KAKA - 0,50Haxman - 0,50quit before it's too late - 0,37Ryomen Krubb - 0,28rat - 0,27shw - 0,21:) - 0,19rigged - 0,17tonco - 0,16benchnaldo - 0,15ngubu - 0,05UJEE - 0,00>shot conversion ratioAgni - 100,00%inza - 60,00%hobomessi(11).png - 50,00%shw - 50,00%Benis - 40,00%Ryomen Krubb - 35,71%Haxman - 33,33%:) - 33,33%KAKA - 30,77%benchnaldo - 28,57%quit before it's too late - 28,00%rigged - 25,00%Sleeping Giant - 22,78%rat - 22,22%tonco - 10,34%ngubu - 7,14%UJEE - 0,00%
>>1226161>assistsquit before it's too late - 13rigged - 9rat - 6hobomessi(11).png - 6shw - 5tonco - 5Sleeping Giant - 5KAKA - 4Benis - 4:) - 3Ryomen Krubb - 3inza - 2Haxman - 1benchnaldo - 1ngubu - 1Agni - 0UJEE - 0>assists per matchrigged - 0,75quit before it's too late - 0,68rat - 0,40shw - 0,36hobomessi(11).png - 0,29tonco - 0,26Sleeping Giant - 0,25KAKA - 0,25Haxman - 0,25Benis - 0,20:) - 0,19Ryomen Krubb - 0,17inza - 0,17benchnaldo - 0,08ngubu - 0,05Agni - 0,00UJEE - 0,00>goals + assists per matchhobomessi(11).png - 1,67Sleeping Giant - 1,15quit before it's too late - 1,05rigged - 0,92inza - 0,92KAKA - 0,75Haxman - 0,75Benis - 0,70rat - 0,67Agni - 0,67shw - 0,57Ryomen Krubb - 0,44tonco - 0,42:) - 0,38benchnaldo - 0,23ngubu - 0,10UJEE - 0,00
>>1226163gk stats (min. 2 matches)>goals concededKAKA - 2Benis - 5tonco - 5Agni - 7:) - 8Ryomen Krubb - 8quit before it's too late - 9rat - 12shw - 13rigged - 15ngubu - 27>goals conceded per gameKAKA - 1,00rigged - 1,67shw - 1,86:) - 2,00Benis - 2,50tonco - 2,50quit before it's too late - 3,00rat - 3,00Agni - 3,50ngubu - 3,86Ryomen Krubb - 4,00>savesshw - 36rigged - 34KAKA - 29rat - 26ngubu - 21:) - 16Benis - 12tonco - 9Agni - 7quit before it's too late - 6Ryomen Krubb - 2>saves per gameKAKA - 14,50rat - 6,50Benis - 6,00shw - 5,14tonco - 4,50:) - 4,00rigged - 3,78Agni - 3,50ngubu - 3,00quit before it's too late - 2,00Ryomen Krubb - 1,00>shots saved ratioKAKA - 93,55%shw - 73,47%Benis - 70,59%rigged - 69,39%rat - 68,42%:) - 66,67%tonco - 64,29%Agni - 50,00%ngubu - 43,75%quit before it's too late - 40,00%Ryomen Krubb - 20,00%>clean sheetsrigged - 4shw - 1:) - 1quit before it's too late - 1
hax stats - 23/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played)>win ratioquit before it's too late - 72,00%rat - 70,00%jddakihebee - 66,67%:) - 62,50%Agnime 50.01% - 61,54%but horikita... - 55,00%endrick do palmeiras - 54,17%benchnaldo - 50,00%inza - 50,00%ngubu - 47,37%Sleeping Giant - 46,67%Olli - 46,15%rigged - 44,44%shw - 44,00%z - 39,13%Benis - 34,78%KAKA - 18,18%Haxman - 10,00%>goals scoredSleeping Giant - 26rat - 20quit before it's too late - 17inza - 12rigged - 10z - 9Agnime 50.01% - 8but horikita... - 5KAKA - 5endrick do palmeiras - 4:) - 4shw - 4ngubu - 4Benis - 4benchnaldo - 2Olli - 2Haxman - 1jddakihebee - 0>goals scored per gameSleeping Giant - 0,87inza - 0,86quit before it's too late - 0,68rat - 0,67Agnime 50.01% - 0,62rigged - 0,56KAKA - 0,45z - 0,39but horikita... - 0,25ngubu - 0,21Benis - 0,17endrick do palmeiras - 0,17:) - 0,17shw - 0,16Olli - 0,15benchnaldo - 0,13Haxman - 0,10jddakihebee - 0,00>shot conversion rateAgnime 50.01% - 47,06%but horikita... - 41,67%quit before it's too late - 41,46%endrick do palmeiras - 40,00%inza - 35,29%rat - 27,03%Sleeping Giant - 24,53%benchnaldo - 22,22%KAKA - 21,74%Olli - 18,18%z - 18,00%rigged - 17,54%:) - 16,00%shw - 15,38%ngubu - 14,81%Benis - 12,12%Haxman - 7,69%jddakihebee - 0,00%
>>1226392>assistsSleeping Giant - 12:) - 9quit before it's too late - 8rat - 8ngubu - 7endrick do palmeiras - 6shw - 6but horikita... - 5Benis - 5Agnime 50.01% - 4z - 4jddakihebee - 3Haxman - 3inza - 3rigged - 2KAKA - 1benchnaldo - 1Olli - 0>assists per matchSleeping Giant - 0,40:) - 0,38ngubu - 0,37jddakihebee - 0,33quit before it's too late - 0,32Agnime 50.01% - 0,31Haxman - 0,30rat - 0,27endrick do palmeiras - 0,25but horikita... - 0,25shw - 0,24Benis - 0,22inza - 0,21z - 0,17rigged - 0,11KAKA - 0,09benchnaldo - 0,06Olli - 0,00>goals + assists per gameSleeping Giant - 1,27inza - 1,07quit before it's too late - 1,00rat - 0,93Agnime 50.01% - 0,92rigged - 0,67ngubu - 0,58z - 0,57KAKA - 0,55:) - 0,54but horikita... - 0,50endrick do palmeiras - 0,42Haxman - 0,40shw - 0,40Benis - 0,39jddakihebee - 0,33benchnaldo - 0,19Olli - 0,15
>>1226396gk stats>goals concededAgnime 50.01% - 1benchnaldo - 1ngubu - 3jddakihebee - 4Haxman - 5quit before it's too late - 6:) - 9rat - 11Olli - 12rigged - 18Benis - 20shw - 24endrick do palmeiras - 31>goals conceded per gameAgnime 50.01% - 0,50benchnaldo - 0,50:) - 1,29rat - 1,38ngubu - 1,50quit before it's too late - 1,50jddakihebee - 2,00Olli - 2,00rigged - 2,00Haxman - 2,50Benis - 2,86endrick do palmeiras - 3,10shw - 4,00>clean sheetsrat - 2:) - 2rigged - 1Olli - 1quit before it's too late - 1Agnime 50.01% - 1benchnaldo - 1>savesendrick do palmeiras - 66:) - 63rigged - 46Benis - 41rat - 35Olli - 30shw - 23quit before it's too late - 18Agnime 50.01% - 16benchnaldo - 16ngubu - 8jddakihebee - 7Haxman - 7>saves per game:) - 9,00benchnaldo - 8,00Agnime 50.01% - 8,00endrick do palmeiras - 6,60Benis - 5,86rigged - 5,11Olli - 5,00quit before it's too late - 4,50rat - 4,38ngubu - 4,00shw - 3,83jddakihebee - 3,50Haxman - 3,50>shots saved ratiobenchnaldo - 94,12%Agnime 50.01% - 94,12%:) - 87,50%rat - 76,09%quit before it's too late - 75,00%ngubu - 72,73%rigged - 71,88%Olli - 71,43%endrick do palmeiras - 68,04%Benis - 67,21%jddakihebee - 63,64%Haxman - 58,33%shw - 48,94%
coming into the last week, that's how the march championship stands
>>1225380do it
>>1225102kekI love gimi so much it's unreal
>>1226416when did this start
>>1226416also >Haxman, the man deprived of 1st placescaptcha: XDXD
>
Still waiting for someone or something here to pique my interest.Haven't joined any hax room that got my riled to push myself.
So dull....
Hax tonight? It's holidays
I'm down
>>1227384brutal>>1225163pathetic
these are all from the first hour of friday, more later
>>1227422Oops my bad
Shitters better be ready tonight
>>1227334>>1227335#metoo
>>1227384>That Agni message Others would never
>>1227405shw almost missed the last one
>shw almost missed the last one
>>1227499Considering what he usually does on empty net sitters, he did
>>1227384mx also said 5-0 during one of the later gameslooking forward to the webm
>>1227547>>12274990:09 is a perfect example.
>>1225072>endrick do palmeiras - 54,17%>Sleeping Giant - 46,67%curious..
nigga has an eternal negative win rate but still blames everyone else
>>1226392>inza - 50,00% wr>>1226161>inza - 41,67% wr>>1202605>inza - 50,00% wris this "the goat"??? damn
>>1227558seems like lazy poaching is more dangerous for your team than playing dodgeball as a gk
>>1227557can't blame him, rat was closing the angle
Thought everyone knew win rate is randomly generated, as random as the teammaking that is
>>1227937the only constant is yourself so over time it is a decent proxy of skilland judging by your coping it probably says you suck
Having a high win rate will never feel as good as scoring a goal, so who's the real winner here?
>>1228027>so who's the real winnerthe one who wins
your hat-trick is useless if you concede 4 goals
>>1228059I don't concede them the gk concedes them, probably shot it himself, I did my part Anyone who has a g+a per game of 1 or greater is free of sin
25 hours
>>1228098>I don't concede themyou do, it's a team effort
>>12281742*
The best and worst win % stats since the beginning.
Are we playing today?
do you really want to live in a world where :) is the GOAT
>>1228479;)
>>1228475yes
>>1228479more impressive than a few goals after a shitload of bad shots
coming in april:gk win %overall win % of the whole month
>>1228479ive always rated him
>>1228479:|
feel free to join everyone :)
>they fell for it
i am joining soon, you being there or not
can't connect anymore, it's over
>>1228812those other blue "mates" giving red a 3vs2 situation in blue's own box costed the team the win
>>1229761ahahhahahahah cope..
>>1229855>t. mx
when have you ever seen me type ahahahhaha
8 hours
>>1228812this was just an equalizer, not crucial at all.. why don't you show the winning red goal? fun fact: red won this because they played like a team and every player fulfilled their defensive duties.
Yesterday was short but comfy
>>1230034much like my penusHEYO
In honour of our Lord Jesus Christ, this Holy Weekend we will only play Big Easy, like God intended.
hey neinholdbot, how many goals
>don't play haxball for a few years>come back and everyone is mogging mehow do i git gud now
just stop playing drunk, krubb
5 hours
>>1230382just start playing more, Haxman
>>1230535i get bullied in public games though
FUCK are we playing tonight
>>1231170of course baby
i've never seen ooooooooo and :) on the same room...
>>1231500:o
where was ooooooo from?
slovakia or slovenia
where souf
>>1228470rigged
>>1226166>ngubu - 27half the matches were like 0-4 formation and afk players so whatever :/
that wasnt intentional but i was leaving after that anyways :/
>>1231852a leaky gk is victim of a lousy defense
>>1231852and the other half were your own goals
>>1232014gotta stop statpadders from pouncing on inevitable 0-5 matches ;)
>>1230382You were always mogged.
>>1232072how old is this
>>1232017Almost like certain splayershw use the chance of no other admins starting games to reshuffle, making the gaming experience as organic as their sex life
>>12321353 years 2 months 27 days 23 minutes 39 seconds
>>1232446thats weird,just came to check
>>1232447check away
stats to be posted after the webms
can't wait to endure cock one hour longer from now on because of the time change tonight
gay
Other stats.
good boy
>tfw
more tomorrow
hax stats - 29/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played)>win ratioinza - 66,67%hobomessi(11).png - 64,52%Grand Slam - 61,76%rat - 61,11%shw - 60,71%:) - 58,62%ngubu - 51,52%souf - 50,00%benchnaldo - 46,67%KAKA - 45,45%Olli - 45,45%rigged - 44,44%Benis - 43,75%but horikita... - 38,89%z - 37,50%laginho - 31,25%spuh - 30,43%>goals scoredhobomessi(11).png - 39rat - 17Benis - 17Grand Slam - 17z - 15benchnaldo - 13inza - 11but horikita... - 10ngubu - 8:) - 5KAKA - 5shw - 4laginho - 3rigged - 3souf - 0Olli - 0spuh - 0>goals scored per matchhobomessi(11).png - 1,26inza - 1,22but horikita... - 0,56Benis - 0,53Grand Slam - 0,50rat - 0,47z - 0,47KAKA - 0,45benchnaldo - 0,43rigged - 0,33ngubu - 0,24laginho - 0,19:) - 0,17shw - 0,14souf - 0,00Olli - 0,00spuh - 0,00>shot conversion ratebut horikita... - 58,82%laginho - 50,00%rigged - 42,86%inza - 42,31%benchnaldo - 41,94%hobomessi(11).png - 41,05%ngubu - 36,36%rat - 33,33%:) - 31,25%KAKA - 27,78%z - 22,39%Benis - 22,08%Grand Slam - 17,00%shw - 16,67%souf - 0,00%Olli - 0,00%spuh - 0,00%
>>1234210>assistsrat - 15hobomessi(11).png - 13Benis - 11Grand Slam - 10:) - 9but horikita... - 7shw - 7benchnaldo - 7spuh - 6ngubu - 6laginho - 5KAKA - 4z - 4rigged - 2inza - 2Olli - 2souf - 0>assists per matchrat - 0,42hobomessi(11).png - 0,42but horikita... - 0,39KAKA - 0,36Benis - 0,34laginho - 0,31:) - 0,31Grand Slam - 0,29spuh - 0,26shw - 0,25benchnaldo - 0,23rigged - 0,22inza - 0,22ngubu - 0,18z - 0,13Olli - 0,09souf - 0,00>goals + assists per matchhobomessi(11).png - 1,68inza - 1,44but horikita... - 0,94rat - 0,89Benis - 0,88KAKA - 0,82Grand Slam - 0,79benchnaldo - 0,67z - 0,59rigged - 0,56laginho - 0,50:) - 0,48ngubu - 0,42shw - 0,39spuh - 0,26Olli - 0,09souf - 0,00
>>1234225gk stats (min. 2 matches)>goals concededlaginho - 5Benis - 6z - 7souf - 8rat - 10rigged - 11benchnaldo - 12ngubu - 14:) - 24shw - 25spuh - 25Olli - 33>goals conceded per gamerat - 1,43shw - 1,92Benis - 2,00souf - 2,00benchnaldo - 2,00:) - 2,18z - 2,33laginho - 2,50rigged - 2,75Olli - 2,75spuh - 3,13ngubu - 3,50>clean sheets:) - 3shw - 2rat - 2Olli - 1benchnaldo - 1ngubu - 1Benis - 1z - 1>savesOlli - 61:) - 58shw - 50benchnaldo - 34spuh - 34rat - 33rigged - 27souf - 20Benis - 16z - 13ngubu - 12laginho - 7>saves per gamerigged - 6,75benchnaldo - 5,67Benis - 5,33:) - 5,27Olli - 5,08souf - 5,00rat - 4,71z - 4,33spuh - 4,25shw - 3,85laginho - 3,50ngubu - 3,00>shots saved ratiorat - 76,74%benchnaldo - 73,91%Benis - 72,73%souf - 71,43%rigged - 71,05%:) - 70,73%shw - 66,67%z - 65,00%Olli - 64,89%laginho - 58,33%spuh - 57,63%ngubu - 46,15%
>>1234210>30,43%damn i've been shit in my return
>>1234250>savesMeme stat.
have want to play, to night but it make years that i, was playe at,,in segpaithink,so i dont know but also havenet w.ù;. when.. finish ,for c weekend, so i possible recome one of day but room is fullso bye then
symmetrical nat-friendly room when
>>1234928Based stroke-posting
>>1234954i usually moan when I strokepost
You get what you deserve
what happened
Took a while for the recordings to be uploaded... bit sus
>Easter Monday>dead
realizing now why messoy had to go underground (if not already caught) and has no chance of ever coming back to hax
>>1239571goodI get tears in my eyes when I think about the harm his words have caused to those communities
>>1238821>>1238822zoomerball in a nutshell kys retards who force this garbage
rat, we will have a 2 hour conversation todaybe prepared
big easy, followed by big easy (1v1)
Very strange euphemisms for futa sex
>>1227364>that first goalngl Krubb is underrated fr
>>1242724The worst thing you can do in a team like that is score early. If he had any understanding of the game, he would have missed on purpose.
>>1242800Based and shwpilled
1 hr
its time
>>1242920room: https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKYpass: shaw
>KrubbSee you next week.
>>1242935Dont be afraid, tonite is a Krubb free Hax day, he's not drunk (yet)
>>1242935t. rat
1 more and we are gaming
>>1242954What gam
Is he there? Is he there? Oh God, someone *please* tell me if he's there or not, so I can finally join.
he's there
>>1242929JOIN
>>1242929W
>>1242929JOIN NOW 1 spot left
kslar here. just added added TWO extra spaces due to popular demand. if you want to join, you need to be quick
one spot up for grabs
5v4
room always dies with krubb leaving
Sending a shoutout to my brother Rigged12 years brother
>>1243129piss off
>>1243132
Strange how suddenly Saturday's stats are not posted yet
>>1243523What happened
When
168 hours
join
may as well rename the next thread to /zoomerball/ retards
>>1202025>>1222251>>1228036>>1243988https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKYpw shaw
>>12439952 spaces
bump for visibility
one more for 11 a side
Still going
jean est lÃ
11 hours until big easy>>1243988
small hard
miss shm
>>1233836Z stands for Zoomer?
No webms, I'm on a mission.https://vdcj.org/
Huh?
spreading the word of our lord and saviour chespirito
Mensaje de Jesús del 08-04-2024Postea estadÃsticas y webms.
Really strange how last Saturday's stats have still not been posted yet. i wonder why.
here are your webms bro
>>1247782Really adds insightful perspectives
>>1247195no time for it, it's over
>>1250133deserved for backpassing
>>1250133Genuinely think the vax must be wreaking havoc with goalkeepers minds
suggest me a way to destroy an haxball lobby that wronged me, they have discord also
>>1250395What did they do?
>>1250400they have this thing were u can jump up in the top if you buy with money, and so they go frist to choose, i consider this thing complete bs
>>1250400started letting some random spanish guy host it
>>1250400they backpassed two promising attacks in a row
>>1250395open the room on multiple tabs until it's full so nobody can play
>>1250629they banned me, but this is a beautiful idea to do with another acocuntthe lobby im talking is the gayest lobby possible, u need to have a discrod account and pass verification, u cannot be more gay then that
24 hours
>>1250781big easy cold open
noob retard niggas crying about backpassinglearn to play i will back pass EVERY TIME
Backpassing everytime until the goalie cant put up with my bullshit any longer and starts own goaling.
>>1251989lobotomite
they will never learn
To settle this once and for allBackpasses are viable tactic, when used correctly. Your team can gain tremendeous tempo with a proper backpass when the overall positioning is suitable for one. You can even assist with it. Sure, it can go wrong, because its a skill capped play
where is everyone
I don't remember ever haxing this early
>>1252273in a 2v4 you have to take risks to get results
ITS TIME
the room: https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKYthe password: shaw
>>1252336big easy
Brehs... I was spectating for a mere 12 seconds.... will this affect my stats?FUARKk broessh....
Penis
Statsbros it's over...
due to the tragic events that took place in the UCL Stadium during the morning, today's matches will take place in Big Easythank you for your understanding
BIG EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where IS EVERYONE
when
>>1253518here>>1253588now
>>1252480
get cont
dupsonbros...
titanic sinking tonight on cytube if anyone is interested
fun games tonight bros, not many of us but it was comfy
Any crucial inputs on the Idolm@sters Shiny Colors 01 and 02?
miss the golden krubb era
take me back.. all the way back
the definition of plumberball
game starting WHEN?
>>1259316is this from the 60s?
4v4, big regular, captains mode
>>1259316kino
Lost 700k in Danish kroner, so tonight it is haxball and drinkgen.
I didn't want to play today anyway
PLAY
with who
>>1259463cytube mafia
>>1259442How
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKYpass: shaw4 spots left
>>1259522,
>>12595222 spots left now
1 space left and no krubb
>>1259572
>mfw Haxmen banned me and didnt get me unbanned>mfw he did it out of jealousy >mfw he has nothing to be jealous of when I have a girlfriend and dont like menYou turds are fucking weird man.
>mfw Z banned me too because I obliterated him >mfw dont even know this kidis this what my predecessors are up to? All bark and no skill? So they have to resort to such insecure methods?See you dudes in a month lol.
cool. you on tomorrow?
Am I drunk tomorrow?NO.Will I be playing then?NO.I only play when drunk. Did since 2011. The only day I will play haxball sober is the same day I decide to quit after.
Cont dox when
ok see you then
whereiseveryone
>>1259656Watch the last 5 minutes of the recording
>>1259656I just came too, rip
>>1259656>mfw missed a rare Krubd night
>>1259316I have never seen such low-high quality. How many decades ago was this
Stats?
>>1259656ask cont
>>1259316Only 90s kids will truly remember this
Isn't 'the next person reading this' yourself on an slightly altered space-time state?
>>1259426>BenisMoved before he had even faked the shot
>>1259316goat goat goat
my return......tonight
>>1259316>prime krubb.webmsad if true
>>1259316how can the standard of defending back then be even lower than today
Haxball when?
no one in the cytube so I'm guessing in 2 hours
WHERE IS EVERYONE :(
>>1260452I'm here :)
Cytube mafia wake up>1/16
les roll
>0/16
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKYshaw
shout out to j vamos
Stats?!
>>1260992just like cont's (except in the right goal)
>>1260853>start doing decently at statpadding>stats stopSuch is life
how do you know you are doing decently if no one is counting
>>1260992A N G L E
the real question is why was gimi playing dodgeball
make a new thread mx
today...inzaghi vs cuckindonesia vs india
tonight>>1267724>>1267724>>1267724
shit threadwont be using
good riddance