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>https://ss13.moe>Last thread>@"https://boards.4chan.org/vm/thread/2294348"
the last thread is only on page 5 and you put no effort into the OP of this one, at least look through the /vg/ archives to find a template
>>2346599>>2346514Make your own thread if it triggers you so much. No one else cares
11 player prime timeLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
join
>>2346655oh boy that's enough for a orgyi can't wait to stuff my face with stinky neovaginas :3
>>2346663what's your ckey
>>2346670Does it matter Xirno?
hey im dead in medbay maints near virologycome get me
>>2346761Sorry bro I only check the thread after rounds. Turn on your sensors next time
It's up.
>>2346607Someone else would've, you faggot. We shouldn't have to compete to be the first to make it after bump limit because some faggot nigger newfag will make a dogshit thread linking like a fucking retard if we wait until it's further down than page 5 like is normal on /vm/.
>be chill antag in lowpop>do thing>SCHLOMO HOPCURITY WITH ALL ACCESS IS ON THE WAY>AI IS HERE TO SLOW YOU DOWN>SEC IS SECURING THE AREA!why cant these faggots pick a normal job? if you dont murderbone you dont get to have fun in this fucking game
>>2346481>try the ss14 playtest>have to register and log in>instant warnings that you will get banned if you misbehave>don't botherthis is just a slow buildup to a troon hugbox isn't it
>>2347488>slow buildup
>>2347488It already is a troon hugbox
SS14 is on-topic here, right? Same basic shit.I want them to import the Roguetown code into SS14.Roguetown SS14 would be pure fucking kino.
>SS14 is on-topic here, right?
>>2348453>I want them to import the Roguetown code into SS14.nothing stops (You)
>>2348519I was actually going to try, but then I saw how fucked the code for SS14 is. All kinds of scattered.
its ok to erp a little bit as a treat
>>2349051no it's not
tayior_swift should be given an appearance ban. Complete NRP joke character and if we keep tolerating it, we're going to have people joining with characters that "coincidentally" share the same name and appearance as a 20th century Austrian painter or a 21st century African American criminal who died of a fentanyl overdose.
>>2347488>>instant warnings that you will get banned if you misbehaveIn my experience this literally only applies to word crimes. Back when i played i would often use antag as an excuse to hate crime lizardfolk, and i got away with it every time because i never SAID anything spacist. The only time i ever got punished for anything in that game was when i criticized a new feature in deadchat
>>2349308you know you sound clinically insane right?
>>2349294Just don't fucking trespass in botany nigger it's not xenoarcheology.
>>2349294let timmy rape her while we all watch on the entertainment console
>>2349294Taylor is the only good player on this server. Let me guess, lumbermancer? No one likes you on the other hand
>>2349294>who died of a fentanyl overdose.Not what the autopsy says you dishonest incel. Even if that was the case the police are supposed to keep you alive when you are in their custody.
>>2349387lumbermancer is genuinely one of my favorite players
>>2349387No I'm here.>>2349322
>>2349051I'm a doll.
when your bomb is so big you have to bomb the mining outpost to survive
>>235034330 is really good dude. gratz. you use anything to help yourself get there?
>>2350542weed, was out of beer
>>2350542I also made a cold tank to where it could contain 1-2kpa of all the mols I needed, then mixed that with a plasma tank hotter than the sun. Result was a 2730kpa cold tank but I still had 300 extra kpa of improvement I'm not sure how to get. I could try to work with mix sizes under 1kpa but that sounds dangerous and annoying
>>2350865ahh, there are more efficient ways of creating your cold tank, you don't have to go so extreme! it's probably a lot more math, so if that's not your thing what you are doing works okay.but you are at the point of diminishing returns really. anything over 30dev and you're starting to really minmax how much energy you can shove into the system. becomes a balancing game of tweaking the hot tank to tweak the cold tank and vice versa. next question what tanks do you use?
Would I be wasting job slots if I joined as an assistant, but actually assisted people and was generally a positive influence on the station?
>>2352202You can even ask for departmental access if someone there vouches for you.
Last time I'm playing AI.
>>2352344it takes a special kind of masochist/autist to play roles where anyone can upload retarded laws you have to follow or else you get rolebanned and admins act all snarky over you not being able to keep track of all the contradictions and edge cases and not following shit like "spam honk on the radio every 73 seconds" to the letter when you try to appeal it
>>2352202which static are you throwing shade at with this post
>>2352344Why are you pretending to be me, everyone hates me.>>2352356Majority of these laws were just gibberish, sentences and statements, not possible to follow. I refused to follow only few which I did not know how. If I get banned so be it.
>>2350865i found my graph so i'll share this with you if you want to play around with it: https://www.desmos.com/calculator/yiygdlclvxbasically what this does is allow you to look at the place where viable bombs form.the most difficult thing to understand is the 'ratio' part. the graph assumes you are making a Hot Tank of 100% plasma and your cold tank is a mix of plasma & oxygen. the 'ratio' is the % of the tank that is filled with plasma. and c is the total number of mols of Plasma you are aiming for (in a 70L tank). on my end, at least, the graph is set for 76mol of Plasma. you'll see the Zone of Viability (as i call it) is in the region of 115K to 119K for the cold tank and in the region of 1630K to 1900K for the hot tank at the specified pressures.if you play around enough you'll see how difficult it is to start pushing above 75mol and how extreme you have to get with your Hot & Cold tanks. this of course implies that the game handles the physics perfectly, but it's useful, i think!
>>2352382We love Schlomo, we just bully him because we know he can take it.
>>2352556>lone secoff with roundstart lethals and all access (that often ends up giving both to the first antag that crosses his path)>never does anything a hop should donopony likes this loser lmao
>>2349452Sheeeeiit, lumbermancer is still around?
>>2352799Confirmed neverplayer. I don't recall when was the last time I gave myself all access. Few days ago people were calling me names because I had no all access, so they had to break into engineering to recover dead CE (to whom I given the captain's spare).>>2353252Join and ready up, for fun.
>>2353266you pull out the spare and then you raid every department to stop clowns or tiders like a secoff but thats not even what bothers me>making someone in the department a head randomly without asking anyone else that works there>giving your gun to people even when they dont ask for itthe latter has led to you you giving a gun to revs on more than one occasion, you shouldnt be a hop bro
>>2353424>without asking anyone else that works thereI more often than not ask security to pick volunteer from among themselves for the position. Because it's a high risk position.>giving your gun to people even when they dont ask for itMedbay staff? I only recall giving gun to medical staff with some "regularity". Especially when there's no security. Because they are important department.Also recall giving a gun to Taylor Swift, when people keep fucking with botany. Because service is under my protection.>you shouldnt be a hop broWhat if I told you I have different jobs enabled, other than HoP? I wholeheartedly encourage you to pick HoP, then I will play different role.Rebeca Llewellyn plays HoP sometimes, then I play something else.Simple as that, anon.
Come join the morning crew, there's 3 users on
>>2352799>>2353424schlomo was literally banreq'd not too long ago for *not* playing hopcurityhttps://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=7116
windowserrors is an admin now
>>2353731proof?
>>2353740
>>2353818>it's realNO NO NO I THOUGHT HE WOULD GET AWAY WITH IT
ADHD retarded zoomer windowserrors is totally grown up and mature now
>>2353252Lumber is probably the most consistent player, he's been on literally every day for the past 6+ years
>>2353465the only heads that are needed in sub 25 pop are jobbie heads (cmo/ce/rd) and everything else usually fucks with the flow of the shit pop round >>2353682yeah sometimes he refuses to shoot even when the valid is dancing in front of him and other times hes fighting in the front lines to deal with a soul rambler or some other insignificant threat
>>2354058>the only heads that are needed in sub 25 pop are jobbie heads (cmo/ce/rd)jobbie heads are always the least needed since people in those departments usually have no trouble actually doing their jobs. well, maybe sometimes a cmo is needed to force the chemist to make actual medicine and not meth.at dead pop, having someone with roundstart AA is nice since they can easily fill in for whatever missing jobs are needed, shit like setting up power/cryo or doing research and cargo when no one else has access.
WEH
>>2354188>at dead pop, having someone with roundstart AA is nice since they can easily fill in for whatever missing jobs are neededthe problem with having a super jobbie is that latejoiners have even less stuff to do when they arrive, one of schlomo's few redeeming qualities is the fact that he just makes a quick and dirty AME and then goes afk in his office
>>2354257>tfw I make a quick solar run and wire them all to the grid and charge their SMES's with the rapid cable layer so if a pulse demon spawns he will be a bitch to get rid of
most of the hate for schlomo probably just comes from him being the sole authority figure on the station 90% of the time. if someone else was a consistent captain/hos player then complaints would be split between them and schlomo
>>2354367when bomber and dj krammer were active head players i didnt see anyone complain
>>2354367there's a very big obvious reason why I don't like schlomo
>>2354406schlomo is one of the good ones
>>2354420Only because he's usually a dead one.
>enjoy WoD before paradox raped it>find out there's a wod server on ss13>requires id verification>realize it's a crappy server with erp>find out it's run by narcissistic trannies and egomaniacal liars>close byond and go back to playing bannerlordI think I've finally hit my end with ss13, it genuinely was a good run.
Can't decide if I should publish my ban request on Taylor for her behavior in this night's round or not... stuff like disabling all cameras and accusing the AI of being malf for no reason and trying to get people to kill it, even asking for it to not be carded and just straight killed, constantly fighting with and trying to kill security, the blatant metabuddying with doldrums, practically not doing her job at all and her behavior getting her innocent coworker killed, all while being non-antag... seems pretty questionable... but it could all just be chalked up to a typical chaotic SS13 round... hmm...
>>2355281you can always write a feedback if you don't think it's immediately bannable but want a paper trail of poor behavior.
>>2355281Do it, ban requests and ban appeals are always a fun read
>>2355281fuck that foid up and question the non-rp name while you are at it
fun shit going on tonight at 4am, hop in
>>2355281tayior is the one tried to get secmain banned because secmain killed him after he shot at him first, and then he refused to close the banreq after "accepting" secmain's apology so go ahead and do it
>>2355281you already wrote her defense for her retard
>>2355974you realize thats not a real woman right? you dont have to defend xer honor
>>2356072shut the fuck up
>>2355309>>2355519>>2355636>>2355746I decided not to post the ban request, but anyone else who was in that round can make their own :)
>>2356324Lame
remember the slopper?
>>2356347is he still posting on his own on hinas altchan
>>2356324at least make it a feedback faggot
timmy timmy timmyweh weh weh
tay tayweh weh
>>2356324no balls
>>2354865what's the deal with ss13 and trannies? there are a dozen games with are pee communities made unplayable by aspies, but none of them have a faggot problem as bad as ss13s.
>>2357122trannies are obsessed with open-source software and this game requires some degree of autism to play and autists are more likely to troon out.the ssethtide also probably had some part to do with it, for some reason trannies really like his videos and the games he showcases even if his offensive humor goes against their public beliefs.
no stoppin' the sloppin' til-ACK
>>2356353He's hilariously mentally ill
>>2356347I wonder if he killed himself yet.
I can't play AI because everyone knows its me and tries to change my laws 1,000 times
I can't play doctor because everyone knows I'm a doctor and tries to get healed 1,000 times
>>2357391Not me, I punch you if you whatsoever try to touch meFucking faggot.
>>2356465>>2356971do it yourself then
me outside of the AI upload
>>2357591ur gay
vox
>>2353996I've probably not played any of the main ss13 servers for six yearsI was just surprised that one of the old players was still about, at least one that wasn't a no life transexual welfare faggot, especially an old secmainIs SAC still about?Is he currently unbanned, does he still hate fat women?
>>2357200>the ssethtide also probably had some part to do with it, for some reason trannies really like his videosIt's because he uses his Jew Beams to beam sissyhypno direct into his audiences minds via inserting clips of gay porn stars dancing, etc.
>>2358936>at least one that wasn't a no life transexual welfare faggotyou're saying that about a guy who plays this game every day for hours and has for a very long time. bit weird. are you okay? is this some weird shitpost?
>>2358952Oh no, did I rustle someone's neo vagina?Sorry for disturbing your orange hairballs.
>>2358961huh. no? you just perfectly described lumbermancer while saying that's what he isn't.
>>2358961What is your problem
>>2358978He might not have no life but he wasn't a tranny faggot to my knowledge, has he trooned out in the interim?>>2359066The gays and mentally ill destroyed a game I once loved.
>>2359110*might not have a life
whatever happened to LemonTheFruit is that guy still around?
>>2357636literally me
>>2359117laughed off the server after decapitating a jobbie roboticist and putting his head in disposals as an IAA because the roboticist told him to fuck off
>>2359117I was hoping he would stick around for a real crashout but like >>2359235 concluded he gone now.
This server is just boring to play on, no wonder it can't keep pop for more than one round in the US evenings. I keep joining hoping something fun will happen but instead I just do jobbie shit while the usual metacliques do borderline self-antag shit but no one wants to ahelp it because we don't want to lose anymore players. None of /vg/'s jobbie content is fun enough for anyone to just play it on their own and the server doesn't get enough pop for anyone who isn't metabuddies with the usual players to have fun. I'm going to check out other servers and if their troon shit is too unbearable or they aren't fun to play on either then I guess I'll just quit this game again. The problems with /vg/ are fixable but coders and admins don't want to do anything about it, they would rather just whine about doomers and look for reasons to ban the few remaining players.Dynamic threat levels should be cranked up so we get more than two antags at peak pop who don't do anything because they don't want to kill their metabuddies. These 3+ hour long rounds where nothing happens and people only call the shuttle when random events start to make the station inhospitable is likely a reason why we can't keep peak pop for more than one round a day, no one wants to play another round like that. Admins should start antag banning people who don't do shit as antag and freely giving it out to those who ask and actually do antag shit. People can whine about low pop murderbone and bombing but the truth is that those things are much more enjoyable than whatever the fuck the current state of /vg/station is, as long as the people doing it don't hold the round hostage. It should also be impossible to recall the shuttle once called past the 90 minute or 2 hour mark so we don't have faggots constantly delaying round end for their pointless bar RP sessions or whatever. Past that point most job content is exhausted and people start going AFK anyways. Also remove dogshit maps like jungle.
>>2359235>>2361562that guy was an absolute specimen and I was hoping he was still floating around and yeah, would have some massive meltdown. something about a guy who claims to be interested in communication and conversation but can't hold one or understand a single thing people are saying was so funny.
>>2361758His posts in the banreq thread were fucking surreal. Straight-up "but I did eat breakfast today"-tier.
readmin burntdevil
>>2361946this so much thisi'm trans and brazilian btw
remember back in 2023 people were dooming that putting the server on the hub would lead to an influx of dozens of hubbies who would take over the serverand now here we are in 2026, putting the server on the hub didn't do anything and we are still as dead as ever
how the fuck do i fucking make this shit work
>>2361808>His postsChatGPT wrote a lot of his retarded dribble for him lol
>>2362129>you dont need wires for this engine aside from the pre-mapped wires connecting to the apc>make sure the units you're injecting is amount of cores times 2>you wrenched the AME controls in the wrong spothope this helps
>>2362154actually im not sure the spot matters can someone correct me on this?
>>2362158It just needs a wire knot under the console part. By default there's one under the marked area
>>2362129do the wires connect to the SMES and so on? been a while since i engi'd but the wiring was the stupidest part, especially that one round when the clown got the wirecutters and started shenaniganing
>>2362129if you arent gonna learn how to properly lay cable by hand at least learn how to use the RCL
>>2362129very carefully
Event Update:TOMMOROW!DEPARTMENTS AT WAR! Starts at 5pm eastern standard burger time (GMT-5)Make sure you JOIN UP and READY UP for NATIONS.
>>2362390>do the wires connect to the SMES and so on?as long as they're wired to the APC in the room then they're connected to the SMES unless a wire is cut somewhere
>>2363293The event is on the 18th, not "tomorrow'
>>2363293no thanks lol
>only person online at roundstart>roll tator>figure it's gonna be a while, get started on getting a stable power supply going with the AME and solars>also order pizza and emag a few machines for my not-so-nefarious conveniences >eventually get wrapped up in setting up a larger AME and helping with odd jobs for the doctor, basically forget i'm a tator>threats towards the bar SME turn from the clown and janitor fucking about with lit welders and fuel tanks to indians shitting all over the place and releasing the crystal from its containment window>try to do my engiebros a favor and buy some russian weapons, end up getting only one gun out of the three crates that were ordered>take the nagant for myself anyways and some ammo, head to the shuttle>remember my emag and throw it, the nuke disk, and the pinpointer on the ground>he doesn't care, so we both execute the clown that had been recklessly dragging the shard aroundcheers to the other engineer who did the bar SME, that was a cool setup
>>2362129>everyone replying to this image unaware that it's an old image (look at the windows) and probably taken from an observer perspective because of the lack of hud and fullbright vision despite having no mesons equipped
*honks to the left*
>>only person online at roundstartlol VG
wheres the slop?
>>2365087we're a helpful bunch, we're always there for a newfriend in need
>>2366376this poster is a nonhuman player, do not trust them or they will molest you.
>>2366810Don't threaten me with a good time
EVENT STARTING SHORTLY
>Nations>Chosen of engisrael>Have a microscopic population, fear of being eclipsed by the sciggers>Tug shoots up engineering, end up on the wild ride>revived, engineering is bordering on a failed state>doors bolted open, engineering being looted by the unwashed masses>shard gets stolen and is later detonated somewhere else>scientist bagulooses, barely able to throw antimatter to stop the singularity>managed to finish the workshop, positronic brain activates and turn it to an AI>Science somehow evaporates into nothing, a dead civilization>Security tries to welderbomb the room the AI was in, no one except the security officer and AI core were injured>our numbers swell, a deal is made to import a large amount of energy guns which were upgraded to AEGs>The AI relawed to serve engisrael and the chosen, an intruding chef was turned into a golem>It is time, to get revenge on the red republic which had tormented us for so long>An unstoppable force assaults their strong hold, our might unmatched>The security republic was defeated, rendered no more>Station is reduced to chaos, bomb holes everywhere, and a xeno infestationI thought we were screwed most of that round, I still dont know how it worked out in the end.
The event was kinda gay and lame, but everything is enjoyable when playing with friend.
yvvel rage quit
>>2369315>nuked the never player channel off the discord before he leftkinda based
>>2369380he should have deleted the falcon eggface pedophile channel too
>everyone i don't like is a pedophilehey bro just letting you know this doesn't work anymore
>>2369315>>2369380what happened? i don't use discord.
>>2369315>it's reali guess today's event not going as he planned was the final straw for him
Mass emagging isn't even issue if you're not a neverplayer. I can count the amount of times it's ruined a round in the last few years on one hand. Spamming e-mags isn't stealthy at all and you're bound to get caught and killed. Anyone that supports fucking with our classic items over something this dumb is retarded.
>>2370135this really comes across as "somebody did this to me in a round and it made me mad" reactionary PR.really lame way to behave but you can't expect people on 4chan to behave any differently.it really isn't a problem. it's one round out of who-knows-how-many. and we've worked to make it easier to fix these kind of things, because the fix helps in other departments too. i think some people forget that chaos is part of the game. sometimes it happens to you. so try to work with other people to fix it, or do what you can to work around it.realistically, if you can't handle the chaos then work on that yourself.
>>2370135My only problem with mass emagging is when someone emags a bunch of airlocks. Rounds stop being fun when everyone in the station barges into your department and takes what they want because a tator emagged all the doors in it, and if there's a breach it means the entire fucking station gets zas'd. Repairing mass emagged airlocks is tedious unless you bring a crate full of airlock circuitry and is pointless if you don't even have the access to set access on them.Ideally for me, emagging airlocks should be put on a cooldown while everything else can stay.
