Aries Cup starting at 10pm, April 23Race Conditions: Nakayama, Turf, 2000m Medium, Right-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmWe also have Triple Crown races coming on the 25th and 26th.>URA ShoURA scenario, Spring, Good, Mile, Right, use one human card. Tazuna is not on this list for reason.>Shopsuki Shohttps://files.catbox.moe/5yaeva.png Everything's in the image for your needs. I didn't forsee the Shakur free card and I don't know if I care enough to edit the picture. He didn't>Tenno SHOHNONONOBasically longslop hell of the last CM but you can only run umas in a style they have an E or below aptitude in. As an example, Grass can be run as a Front or End, Tamamo can only be a front, and so on. My apologies to Mayanofags, you know why.This userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbCM registrations are now open, make sure you don't click on Open League by "accident"!
>>2373645FRESH BREAD
it's been weeks since the last time i've done thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/43akinn1uub6z6rr.png
Finally......bread...
CM13 lobbies?
Alright boys and girls, this is the question of the week. Make sure you answer honestly and you don't add the same answer twice!https://poal.me/y1k1a5https://poal.me/y1k1a5https://poal.me/y1k1a5
>>2373652Too soon
>>2373652I might be down for a couple in a little bit, currently mid maruzensky (og) run. Planning on running triple front
>>2373652My CM12 umas are staminalets for CM13
>>2373654Eto....we've already had scrims anon....
I am a subhuman that can't get Aries Aces done and I deserve to die
>>2373660Relax fuku lock the fuck in we got the arima kinen in 3 turns
76717201CM13 lobby
>>2373653Its gonna be real fucking sad for the umas who inevitably won't be represented in the poal
>>2373663>Look inside>My RIVALYup yup, pirating your umas for later use
>>2373660Dude relax, it's literally just a fuckin game where its all rng in the end.
>>2373667They are all Stamlets so they might not be the best for testing, the Bourbon has been winning a bit when she doesn't die though
I am ready for Aris
>>2373670Open league slayer
>>2373668No, I am worse than everyone else and it affects me deeply
>>2373675Nigger go touch grass instead of worrying about imaginary titles you'll swap out after the next CM cycle. We like to compete for fun.
>>2373678>go touch grassOkay? Now what?????
>>2373678I can't even compete because I never get my shit done in time
>>2373669Yeah I definetely see it, bourbon SHOULD be fine though, she's got basically 3 whites if you include the unique.
>>2373663results66085063
>>2373681>Anon is shorter than 4'11 grass wonderAbsolutely devastating, genetic bottleneck
>>2373686Base maru is gonna be so fucking good, I love redshiftslop so much bros.
>>2373685She has Radiant too but I still feel she slows down sometimes though maybe it's cause she has no Medium S.If Stam debuffers are common she will be useless for sure
>>2373686I feel like I could reuse my Aries ace if I can't be bothered to make another for this CM
Repostan
>>2373693>Don't have herBoy my account is taylor-made to be awful in all CMs
>>2373695I don't have my aces anywhere near ready yet, but if you want, I can join 5 rooms and just see if she's spurting for not in them, n=5 is good enuff some very crude statistics.
>>2373696Absolutely not its a lot longer, they'll gas out and its medium so expect debuffers in round 1
>>2373698AND ANOTHER ONE
>>2373698>>2373706The original drawfag didn't seem to come to /vm/ to repost :(
>>2373686resultsLast one 97497500
>>2373704Okay yeah, you're right. The top winners have 900+ stamina, everyone else couldn't keep up.
Anon???? What are you doing? Come on let me in>*click… creak… eeeeeee… thud*I JUST wanna talk to you okay? I promise you're not in trouble>click—creeeaaak… groooan… thump*Haha....very funny anon....>*CLACK—CREEEAAAK… GRAAANGH… THUD*ANON I KNOW YOU'RE INSIDE, I KNOW YOU'RE FLATLINING.>*BANG—CRRREEEEEAAAK—KRRRRAAAK—THUD*LET ME IN*BANG—CRAAASH—KRRRRAAAKK—SMASH!!*
>>2373712One Pisces and two Aries runners. Closest I've got
>>2373703You mean with Haku? Yeah sure I'll host 5 lobbies after this one. They don't need to fill up right, I just wait for you to spectate? Or I guess I can open them up to public
>>2373710You always such a gloomy man anon?
>>2373720Yea. Make sure you've got at least one other front runner to spot struggle with since that uses more stamina, but other then that, room comp shouldn't matter much
>>2373721Yes
Do NOT open for your safety
>>2373712You posted the same uma senpai.
>>2373712POTENTIAL
>Take a nap >Wake up to new bread and previous archivedThese meidos sure are efficient!
>>2373727
>>2373730I wuv the /vm/ mods. I wonder why /vmg/ doesn't do the same
So I did not realize that poal.me allows new answers.すみません。
if this was a real skill-based game CMs would lock you in with your opponents and it'll be a ft5
>>2373686Results>>2373723Ok thanks, I'll wait a few mins to start them in case anybody wants to join3273946927138760254050041180961891885760>>2373728Oh yeah my bad
>>2373740Thanks for hosting!
>>2373738Fenomeno would forgive you
>>2373740Aight, should be signed up to spectate them all.
I LOVE OGURI CAPI LOVE WINNINGI LOVE THE METAI LOVE DESTROYING THE DREAMS OF OSHITRAINERSI LOVE MY TRAINER BENJAMIN NETANYAHUI LOVE WINNING BY A DISTANCEI LOVE AN EXTRA 6 LENGTHS UNIQUEI LOVE PIXEL PERFECT ACCELI LOVE NEPOTISMI LOVE A REIGN OF TERRORI LOVE GOD TIER GROWTHSI LOVE PERFECT APTITUDESI LOVE ANIME NEPOTISMI LOVE BEING AN OGURIGOD SO MUCH
>>2373740HOLY POTENTIAL! thanks for the races >owb
Anyone else going to the Kentucky DAHBY?
>>2373742>>2373748No problem>>2373745Ok started them
Its taking literally every atom of willpower in my body to not roll for admire groove
>>23737512 of them are stuck at preparing for me, I assume you need to watch them?
>>2373743Of course she would! She's very forgiving and I love her for that. That and her coolness, of course.Durandal most likely would execute me for it, I'm of German and English noble descent.
>Unrestrained kinda works in CM 13Is it worth it to include this or is Redshift + A&S enough?
>>2373758Yeah I've been watching them at 4x Speed, should be good now
What's your favorite uma conspiracy?
>>2373759Does durandal have a noble phantasm
>>2373760Too gambly for my taste, I think A&S + Redshift is enough.
JUST GAMBLEYOU WILL WIN
>>2373764I mean she's named after France's equivalent to the Sword in the Stone(Durendel), acts incredibly chivalrously, calls herself a knight and refers to you as 我が王よ(わがおうよ, functionally, "my king.") So, that probably could describe her?
>>2373761Here's the replays. Does look like they're both a touch understammed, but not as grim as the raw spurt rate implies since the data'll show breakdowns by when and how many recoveries you hit as well as how much your spurt was delayed by. Maru only died when she missed her recovery, for example, and still had full spurt on one of the two where she hit the recovery late.https://litter.catbox.moe/4h7lqooek3v6ey4p.zip
>>2373766Won't straightaway recovery proc too late
In retrospect, Excalibur would've been the better sword comparison. I'm tired. おやすみ.
>>2373766Anon... You do know how XOguri's ult works, right?
>>2373762Umashounen which I assume is supposed to be Umamusuko
>>2373765Ok so I wont borrow SSR Suzuka. But if I get Final Push hints, I'm taking it.
>>2373781That's a pretty good idea anon.
>>2373775Shhh....don't....we need weaker ones running around....
>>2373740Damn you neighas already on CM13 and I still don't have a fully working Pace ace
>>2373775I may or may not have forgotten that this option just outright gives you the skills if it succeeds.
Why can't I get XOguri to 1200x3?
>was gonna draw Teio in a SS uniform for her and Austrian painter's shared birthday>someone already did it
>>2373791If it's not a deck issue, its a run volume issue, do your runs you'll get it eventually
>>2373791Because you're not a whale and running suboptimal stat sticks to get useful skills, probably, and also might not have enough power sparks on your parents
>>2373771Yeah I'll probably have to up the Stamina a bit more, mood RNG in the first 2 rounds and Stam debuffers would hurt pretty bad in the actual CM races I think if Stam is this borderline.
>>2373793Great, glad it exists already! Draw her with a shitotsubakurai instead.Okay, but seriously, I want to comfort a kamikaze uma once she realizes the war is over.
>>2373799Seems more fitting for Yaeno Muteki desu. Especially running her in this CM
>>2373793Just because others have doesn't mean you can't
>>2373793Draw a sexier version
Why does katsuragi ace just look like an evolved version of kitasan
>>2373793To be fair that artist just loves drawing them that way.
>>2373807its probably her kid or something that's usually how it goes
>>2373778Shit, I should probably fix that
>>2373793Draw Teio hanging out with lucina, and the fuher, smoking a joint
>>2373810Radar alert, radar alert... Juden signal detected...
>>2373815Whos the artist anyway? I don't really care about the /pol/ shit but those are some nice tits
Yeah I'm just gonna redo my aces with Reiko and Team Syrus because I can't hit SS otherwise
Wow, I just love my umas and I love my bwos and I love my academy and the Three Goddesses bless /vm/ I guess, what else can you say
>>2373819>Oh wee, I like my horse, my pony, my horse>Oh wee, I like my horse, my pony, my horse>Oh wee, I like my horse, my pony, my horse
In the uma universe, do you guys think the gender dynamics were very different through history since the women were the stronger sex? Like, surely there was no prejudice for female soldiers since they combined the advantages of infantry and cavalry right
>>2373817https://x.com/nullpo115Mentally ill korean weeb who wishes he were white. Draws anime girls in Hugo Boss.
>>2373793Make a version in her colors.
>>2373825whenever I think about that I remember that rudolf has been student president for 50 years and then I stop thinking about it
>>2373826Insane how the most talented of men tend to be the dumbest or the most mentally ill.
>>2373825Imagine the logistics of trying to keep an uma feed on the frontlines if they can't just be given hay
>>2373831All of uma musume takes place within the same 3 years, rudolf's tenure isnt that long
>>2373839don't kitasan and diamond grow up like 10 years in between seasons?
>>2373825in regards to umas specifically, probablyunfortunately, human women still exist in their universe and i have a slight suspicion they weren't out dying in the trenches of uma ww1
Just had an UMAZING! idea, what if they made it so speed cards could appear on speed training.
>>2373849God there is literally no reason for human women to exist
>>2373853>what if they made it so speed cards could appear on speed training.
>>2373853Get this trainer a medal
>>2373853the amount of RNG involved in the game is directly proportional to the amount of fun and interest that it has to offer. imagine a run where you get everything you want, and that happens every time. at that point you might as well just work a day job.
>>2373853they already do but only if you spend money
>>2373807Its the cool coat
>>2373844Yeah, and somehow everyone is still at the academy and looking as young as ever. The timeline in the anime makes no sense.
Yesterday I asked how bad Mile B was with a pace chaser. Today I played the career and ran out of clocks and lost Oka Sho despite getting early Head-On.In conclusion fuck Mile B and fuck this nigger scenario.
>>2373825Thinking about, since umas would not be considered a third gender or something weird like that but just as another type of women, I assume that in a war situation the majority of the population in an army would still be men while umas would be mostly in intelligence, logistics or special ops.
>>2373874I'm pretty sure umas are a minority so that sounds about right
>>2373825my headcanon is that umas lose their superpowers after they graduate (or soon after) so they can't be exploited as that will be considered child labor and that is illegal and immoral
>>2373881But Tazun-
>>2373863>imagine a run where you get everything you wanti cant
>>2373879Might be a minority but with such absurd physical advantages I don't see a world where there isn't a standing professional uma army 24/7. I could see in ancient or medieval times the uma children of the peasantry being taken by the state (though, unsure if those conditions would even manifest since the ancient uma world was probably a matriarchy)
>>2373853Isn't there a Teio card with 200 special priority?
>>2373863The amount of cope this post contains is directly proportional to the amount of RNG in this game
>>2373886I hate this image
>>2373884>uma children of the peasantry being taken by the stateYou could have uma janissaries where they're children taken by the state to be made into professional soldiers but also an extremely influential social group
>>2373886I wuv this image
>>2373890why?
>>2373868 (Me)On second thought maybe Maya is the problem and not Mile B. She keeps jobbing even Medium races where she has an A.
>>2373868>>2373896It's all RNG, sometimes Tachyon can win every race with Mile B, sometimes she jobs by nose on Medium and after 5 clocks she wins by 7L
>Uma history discussionMy favorite genre of uma discussion
>>2373793yep that's my daughter!
>>2373868The only uma that can rock mile B is Seiun Sky
>>2373760A gold skill that gives 0.16 bashin on average is what I would describe as a waste of skill points.
>>2373899I needed 3+ clocks for Futurity / Hanshin JF on every single run. I'm sure it's possible to simply win but it's not fucking likely, and I'm not putting that much effort into a TT uma.
>>2373906Ok but why do you type like that, unc?
>>2373793Teio was only following orders
>New data is available, returning to the Title Screen
>>2373937I love old women
>>2373863>good RNG mechanicsItem shop, forces you to strategise and allocate resources. Many refreshes per run.>bad RNG mechanicsYou can't have med S this run because, uhh, I said so okay???
Is Yaeno Muteki any good?
>Demote to class 5 for the first time in months>Promotion line is still below 600kOh....
>>2373949No, she is an oshipick
>>2373952It surprised me too, when I returned to the Carousel I was sure that promotion range was at least 600k
>>2373952>>2373956My TT is still shit so I am thankful for that
>>2373949>waiter oh waiter, more medium pace chasers please!
>>2373959You can never have too many pace chasers!
>>2373965or too much Rice
>>2373966Correct.
>>2373965>>2373966They can't be up to anything good
>>2373965>>2373966>>2373968Rice is an EVIL VILLAIN
>>2373966>one of these is not like the others
Rice is a HERO
Rice raped me
I Cooked Rice
Rice is a side dish.
>>2373974I'm not seeing it...
>>2373881Have they ever shown any adult or retired uma before? Apparently once they've gone past their peak (which happens as early as Senior Year), they lose a lot of their appetite and I assume the need to burn off those stored energy as much as they used to. After the Twinkle Series there's something called the Dream League which sounded like a pivot to non-racing stuff because of it. And you only ever see or hear about umas racing throughout their school years and earlier. So maybe it's not that much of a headcanon?There's Oguri's and Tamamo's moms and they're poor as shit which makes no sense since they could easily find jobs if they wanted to considering their superior physical strength, unless of course they for some reason don't have access to that which goes back to the original point. On the flip side, a whole lotta umas are stinkin rich but again it's usually due to non-racing reasons like being a fashion designer or sports equipment mogul or what have you.
>>2373990yeah, most friend cards are actually umas
Remember to sort your Rice
I made some Japanese Golden Curry with rice
>>2374007Is this the Sakunny game? Is it good?
>>2374004doesn't seem like it
bruh
>>2374010Yes. I personally didn't like it, felt like anime chore simulator.
>>2374009Who the hell doesn't eat curry with rice
>>2374014Teiobwo...
>>2374014ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
>>2374010The combat was fun but I got filtered by the (literal) farmingAlso I hate rice
>>2374014>>2374018LOL!
>>2374014>>2374018OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
>>2374018I'm afraid you've been marked.Do not attempt to resist.
>>2374012>no crippleI'm still mad.
>>2374016You can do Naan too
>>2374014>>2374018This is me but with regular Teio (I only got spooked once by Red).
teio claims another poor soulcan anyone stop this menace?
>>2374018total trainer rape
>>2374014>>2374018TOTAL TEIO DOMINATION
>>2374024Naan Shower would go so hard fr fr
Delete Teio from the game
It's time you guys stopped bullying teiobros
dokai deio :DDDDDDDDD
>cheeky tenner>5x 2*Could be worse I guess
I'm out of daily borrows, time for a small jigger.https://jiggie.fun/CWsE95Fake edge pieces enabled.
Come onhttps://litter.catbox.moe/fb1xsmduc6w6iehl.png
>>2374014>>2374018Now you have no choice but to put a ring on that, Anon.
>>2374010Its fun, its kinda tedious in the early game due to framing but it becomes good on the mid part and beyond.
>>2374036Qrd on Tachyon cow?
>>2374045Scarlet had to get her tits from someone
>>2374014>>2374018ONE OF USONE OF US
>>2373793Draw her in a nazi bikini duuuh. We need to go more corrupt
>>2373826Based as fuck and also really sad.
>2 (two) (dos) (ni) (zwei) higher than OP medium races in junior yearLook I get that they probably weren't expecting the sigma race grindset but genuinely what did they think milelets were going to be doing if polluting their inspiration pool with 7+ mile sparks wasn't feasible
>>2374014>>2374018I'm so sory but GGGGGGEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG
Rudolf feels tough to train. Is Team Sirious really worth using for her? I had been under the impression that it had a special skill, but as far as I can tell there's only one for long? And if it's worth using, should I be doing anything differently while using it? Should I be skipping a few more races to make room for the recreation events, or just sacrificing training. Feels hard to A) Get friendship maxxed out quickly and B) Get wit training up while I'm doing so many recreations.
>>2374014>>2374018
>>2374094The friendship of the Sirius card doesn't matter much, the rainbows are procced by the final date and also sometimes randomly (for a few turns).You're not supposed to cut races to fit in the dates, just replace trainings. You have one fewer friendship to raise so it's not as bad as it sounds.Ideally you land the final date on either classic or senior late July to get maximum value out of the rainbow turns, but that's often difficult. If it doesn't line up then better not force it and just accept that you'll lose some rainbow value, it's not that high anyway. The main value is from the different date options (and post-training events) and the stats you get from them.Overall I'd say it's a good filler card but not necessary by any means.
what does power dosay for example Umamusume A has 1200 speed and 1000 power and Umamumume B has 1200 speed and 400 powerwhat's the difference in terms of performance in the second half of the race
>>2374118Acceleration i.e. how fast umamusume gets to her max speed
>>2374118You run better on uphills and increase the MAX acceleration your uma can have.
>>2374085early umamusume game design is so schizo that I wouldn't be surprised if they intended mant to give 200 more stat points than aoharu
>>2374109I can see what you mean. I didn't quite get the rainbow function initially. As far as I can tell it just sort of activates from dates and lasts a few turns? If it's not giving me a unique skill I feel like it's probably better not to force myself to try and figure out its playstyle this close to cm. Any recommendations for alternate cards?
Double Medium Corners or Homestretch Haste?
>>2374135Double corners gives more speed, so take thatIts simple maffs, man
>>2374139Yeah but I ask simply because those last spurt type skills like Pulse or Emperor's might have saved me a shit ton of times so I wasn't sure
>>2374118crucial for tracks with an uphill to negate the target speed debuff but that's it really... there must be a JP nigga out there who has tested the value of power for acceleration vs skills.power might be the worst stat rn until stamina constest and other mechanics are introduced
>>2374125>>2374127sorry I'm a retardso is it just speed2 like how guts is stamina2
>>2374141Both of those are moderate increase and I THINK Pulse gives a slight acceleration, so you know, but really velocity increase is fine at any time, its the last spurt accelerations you need to look out for
>>2374134>As far as I can tell it just sort of activates from dates and lasts a few turns?It can activate randomly after you hit a training with SIrius, and it always activates after the final date. The duration is random, I think it's anywhere between 2-4/5 turns.And yeah the only gold on it is the one for Longs.>alternate cardsYour stam is on the low side there, Riko (SSR) could be an option. Except wait, you're running on 45 RB right now, so if it's not MLB SSR Riko you'll still be below 50. Maybe MLB Amazon if you have that? You can hope for some nice rainbows in summer (don't bother raising power training) and swap some power sparks for stam sparks. SSR Condor would also work and has a mid race gold on top, but I assume you don't have that.
>>2374146Yes, if you don't want to accelerate at all. You're going to need power to increase your max acceleration (which also increases natural acceleration) so your race-winning accel skills will even be able to do anything when they proc.
>>2374145how exactly is it the worst stat when you everyone is saying it's mandatory to have it capped in this CM to even stand a chance? feels like every time someone posts a build with sub 1k power they just get ignored or laughed at
>my new ace runs better than my current ace by an average of 0.6 lengthYeah sure whatever I will take it. This RNG shit is so ass.
>>2374152hell now that I think about you need power capped in every CM not just this one
>>2374018>>2374014The Teio birthday rate-up is REAL!
>>2374153With how dogshit my runs usually go, I'm just happy I managed to hit Med S without going insane
>>2374150Yeah, I basically have all the decent SRs MLB except Sweep and Ayabe. And nothing really notable aside from welfare cards for SSRs. For stam I thought I might be okay with around 600 as a late since I also grabbed one white recovery skill? Was thinking of just trying to run 4 wit/2 speed to see if I could use the extra wit to grind itself and speed up a little bit, but I don't know how dumb that would be compared to just running a power. Especially if I'm wrong about stam being enough.
Aces are done. Now what
>>2374170Backup aces in case your current ones suck
>>2374170parents for next cmthe ride never ends
So tell me, is Aruvu for (You) ?
eww 4chanx is so smooth and silky it's like putting your hands into a block of butter
I just got the biggest assfuck by Medium S of my life, I want to jump off a balcony, it was literally everything I needed except that.
>>2374173I thought this DONKEY isn't playable in JP
>>2374176give a man medium S and he will be happy for one CMteach a man to not give a fuck and he will not drop a game in two years
>>2374179I've got the "cope" Medium S, Right-handedx2 + Firm Menace, but every single fat fucking Oguri in Group A and Finals A will have that + Medium S so I AM FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED
>>2374176>Running 16 Med sparks>Basically get Med S 9/10 runs>FINALLY get all 3 of my SSR gold skills to appear>No Med S>Repeat two more times in the same dayI feel your pain man
>>2374184stop caring, that's literally all you have to dojust imagine this oguri everytime you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, etc
>>2374166For stam I usually just check what the calculator tells me. With one white heal your survival rate is about 90%, which is better than I expected. Personally I usually have more, but that could also be because most of my better parents have stam sparks.4wit could also be an option, but you're probably forced to run Marvy due to needing 10 RB. You're doing fine on power so all you really need is one or two good stam trainings in summer.>>2374170Update your TT squad.Get started on Taurus parents/aces.Prepare for the triple crown.Host rooms.Host rooms (jiggie).Host rooms (mahj*ng).>>2374173I like Cesario's design more overall but Aruvu's big ears are tempting.
I never took CMs this seriously, but i just had a dream where i had a run that got Mile S, Long S, Late surger S and pace chaser S, in one inspiration. What does that mean?
>>2374188If I do that I can only think that my XOguri would be unstoppable if I had Medium S
Would you say that in umaworld uma ears and tails are taken into account same way as other sexual characteristics? If so would YOU have preferences when it comes to them?
Last time ive played multiplayer competitively (not like pro level, but just a video game against someone, trying to win) was like 6 years ago, in either csgo or tf2. Ive never played anything online ever after. Seeing people stress over losing CMs really reminds me of why i chose to quit trying to won against other people. Ive been playing offline/singleplayer sinceposted on /vm/- vidya multiplayer
>>2374198God I love FAT FUCKING BOUNCING EARS
Can you call yourself a danchou if you never won a CM in your life?
>>2374202But small ears are cuter!
>>2374198>sexual characteristicsI dont really think so? Not for everyone at least, most umas i believe dont cover their ears up at least.>my preferenceBig and fluffy
>>2374202
>>2374198big ears fill a man's hand, small ears fill a man's mouth
>>2374198Do you think Umachan demands ears or tails for their "X or GTFO" when someone posts some "I'm an uma, BTW" shit
>>2374202Pervert
>>2374192That you still didn't get Medium S
>>2374036>Fake edge pieces enabled.Is this wit training level 2?
>>2374210You dont even know the half of it
>>2374201>Seeing people stress over losing CMsDefinitely not for everyone but i enjoy the feeling of seeing all my efforts realize in a one and done race
What do you guys think of flesh ears?
>>2374208>small ears fill a man's mouthEh?
>>2374210This is a blue board. Censor that shit so we don't get kicked out again.
Reminder
Remember to go for a run neighas, I can right now report from the trail that Nigekiri is a good song for some light cardio.
>>2374226not bringing up the idea of sucking on your trainee's ears, but wouldn't you want to playfully bite on them sometimes?
>>2374226are you saying you wouldn't give your uma wife a little aural?
>>2374230I'm at work and once I'm finished I'll be too tired to do anything but play uma, shitpost, and jerk off
WHY, WHY ISN'T TAZUNA GIVING ME 60% MEGAPHONES ANYMORE!?
>>2373990In Cingrey Rudolf and Ramuno are both retired, I don't think the dream league will ever be shown as it'll have face offs like Brian Vs orfevre which will be controversial with keiba fans no matter who wins.
>>2374230i will after this run
>>2374198for me? it's tail wrapping. doesn't even have to be sexual, it makes me happy everytime
>>2373990Dream Trophy league is basically episode 13 of season 1 - everyone gets to race everyone across generations instead of re-enact their historical careers (and end in 14 way ties)
>>2374238Brian would've won btw, Prime Brian anyways
>>2374237Have you gaslighted anyone today?
>>2374236OoOoH! You have to go for a run! 'Lest i curse you with no distance aptitude S, FOREVER!
>>2374244Well yeah that's part of problem is who gets to be in their prime, like does Rudolf in the Uma world get whatever the equivalent of modern training/care and get to train far beyond their own racing career, or what was Tachyon's/Fuji's potential. Don't get me wrong you could get good stories out this stuff but it would piss a load of people off.
Who among these uma wears their fit best?
>>2374252Believe sexooooo
I have a few questions1.Practically speaking, how different are 15% and 20% speed growths?2.Do we know which race gives which stat upon winning? If so is there a list or is it all random?
>Not even a month in we have people RP hereIt's so over...
>>2374252Dresses are heresy on Durandal.
>>2374258You hear somethin? ...must've been the wind
>>2374256>1.15% growth get 5% less speed than 20%>2.Random stats
Which uma would do this?https://youtu.be/F-fluUQApO8
>>2374256>2.Do we know which race gives which stat upon winning? If so is there a list or is it all random?If you've been a good boy, prayed to Shiraoki-sama, and used your daily borrows for fan runs, you'll always get the stats you need. If you've been flatlining, have recently insulted or cursed Shiraoki-sama, or joined any jiggie rooms, you'll always get useless stats.
>>2374279Fellow umas, we must allow the wolves into our string...
>>2374173It's a waifu game, they're all for you. Even dykes like Daiwa.
SCARLET IS NOT A DYKE
>>2374269What do you have against Jiggers?
>>2373886Her meta card is only at 100 specialty priority, roughly equals with Kitasan, and the current baseline for all meta cards.
jong > jizz > jigg
>>2374205>most umas i believe dont cover their ears up at least.That is a good question, why DO some umas do that? Seems to just be a fashion thing
>wanna mutate an uma for sprint TT>dont want to make a parent for that, make use of what i have>Mile A, Sprint B>"fine, just one good inspiration will do">dude... what in the fuck
>>2374335Usually an uma wears earsocks if the IRL counterpart wore earsocks. Real horses are made to wear them because horses are high-strung and easily frightened by sounds, so dampening sounds with earsocks helps them remain calm.
>>2374323A jiggy is just a pseudo Discord. We're in 4chan, we don't want cliques.
just got back from my runjong time Majsoul Friends Room 80803(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80803
>>2374323Nothing really, it's just that trying to arrange pieces and thus impose order on something is in direct opposition to the great Shiraoki-sama.>>2374338At least you still have a chance on the second inspiration.
>>2374347Not looking good for Jiggies...
>>2374347>weSpeak for yourself, fag
>>2374369like it or not you're in 4chan
>can't fit both Uma and Soul on my phoneProbably a good thing otherwise I'd never get any work done.
>>2374371And jiggies are jiggies
>>2374366>someone puts a song>"is that Inari one?">"yeah">"cool">pepedance.gif>"gg">"gg"that's the entire extent of a jiggie chat
>>2374386I've gotten extremely good build advice in jiggies when there weren't threads. Wuv jiggies
>>2374386I know I like jiggies, I just thought that was funny because we literally have like ten different cliques in the game. I do think all jiggies should have randomized names though.
>>2374390that one time someone was posting their live career and everyone else was trying to weight in was funny
fuck i forgot it's two minutes until reset and i just requested shoes out of habit. i only wanted to login and sit for two minutes.
>>2374402Kek
When's the carnival event end?
I forgot to do dailies yesterday.
>>2374385It's hard to keep the innocent facade when the fate of the general was coordinated through them.
>hating on jiggersdont stop jiggas i like you all
>jiggyschizo
>>2374414second reset on thursday, exactly when CM starts
Not getting more (you)s from me shop is closed
>>2374402>that one time someone was posting their live career and everyone else was trying to weight in was funnyThat's like a memory of your Discord group, because it wasn't public, not really a /v/ma memory.
>>2374318https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2018104664/
>~500 clocks when MANT started>150i'm scared. i'm fucking scared.
Dia
>>2374394>ten different cliquesThat's just the clubs and the jiggers. Guess who doesn't belong.
>>2374189Both of them are very cute, yes. Also they are very good friends ingame so double cute
>>2374450Wow she really is just Cesario, are they creatively bankrupt?
>>2374446im gonna go sub 100 tomorrow
>>2374449That's just clubs man.
>>2374441>neigha mad he failed the witcheck
>>2374446My clock stock went from 700 to 800 because I refuse to subject myself to the torture that is training non-meta horses during this nigger scenario.
>>2374446>~550 clocks when MANT started>~550am i doing it wrong
>>2374446How?! That's ~100 runs where you use all clocks if you include the three daily clocks from the shop.
>>2374460are you winning?
>>2374462Not him but making end aces last CM destroyed my clock stocks.
>>2374464only in group b...
>>2374466I'm an end main and didn't have that problem. You are doing something wrong. Do you buy your key accels early or at the end of a career?
>>2374451Nah she is just a blue Air Groove
>>2374456I only opened one. I saw an anon openly sharing his age and where he lives, I think it was Rocks, and decided it was too much for me. It didn't look like it was a thing that belongs on 4chan. I'm pretty sure it being spammed takes things away from the thread, I heard /v/ma's danchou doesn't even play the game.
>>2374462i think i lost the majority of them when training kitasan because i'd get frustrated and lose ~5 to Niigata Stakes everytime before realizing it was better to skip G3s and focus on friendship training. I thought I had to stick to the schedule strictly for a good run. That's about 2-3 weeks where I did 5 runs a day
>>2374482You are the only one namefagging and attentionwhoring in a thread btw. Now shut the fuck up
>>2374483huh?
>>2374483Meant for >>2374479
>>2374479you ever see /v/aca around? it's that what you wanted for /v/ma? fucking ungrateful nigger i swear
>>2374442That means nothing. IRL Sweep had foals with others in the fane as welk and you don't call her a dyke. Fuck off.
>>2374479/v/ma danchou plays the game at his own pace. He's a genius. You just can't see it
>>2374427Oh fuck I didnt realize even the CM registration is already started. Thanks anon.
Reminder that URA parent runs are comfy and a good option to avoid burnout.>>2374349>room doesn't existSorry for being late jongbro.
>>2374479Bunkering down in the jiggy was necessary but every time I came back to one it had 500+ messages filled with unrelated bullshit.
>>2374493connection cut like 3 minutes in and just deleted the room. dont know what thats about
>>2374493But your grade bonus and hints...
My issue with jiggie is that I suck at jigsaw puzzles
Will there ever be a reliable way to get Uma Stan or is that the white spark hell I'll be imprisoned in for all eternity?
>>2374496I can still get the G1 bonus, the distance/style hints aren't that important, and most importantly I can get the pink I want in half the time or less it would take in MANT.>>2374497To get better at things you need to keep doing them until you stop sucking.>>2374505>he can't summon DigiGOATs event on demand
I wish I had Agnes Digital so much
>>2374505In the future almost all meta generic cards will give you Uma Stan and other good generic skills like Groundwork.
Decided to make Fuji ace for Mile TT in MANT so I can passively farm affection levels and one thing I noticed from her mood down events is her downplaying if something isn't going wellJust an interesting observation I noticed
>>2374525Halloween alt in a couple months.
>>2374541Is it stronger or equal to the base form?
>>2374540She's pretty much patterned to a lesbian.
>>2374547Seems somewhat worse but at least her ult animation is very funny
why the hell are front runners so hard to train? i swear running S. Maru and Kita guarantees losing 5 clocks and even then they still lose races
>>2373896Buy nimble navigator/No stopping me earlyIn my experience mile as pace chaser isn't a problem because her unique will give speed carryover and accel
>>2374555>somewhat worseDamn it
>>2374558not my problem
>>2374550Lesbians have good taste then, hm
>>2374540Yeah it's a theme you can see in her career, she thinks she has to be this perfect image and rock for everyone around her to fall back on to the point where she forces herself to never appear weak in front of anyone, bottling up all her emotions and forcing herself to do extreme things she doesn't have the aptitude for. Which eventual reaches a point in her story where she breaks down ;__;
>>2374537For the past two scenarios, hints on cards hardly matter at all. In Unity, red ! hints were almost non-existant and in TB we barely train. Do they ever make hints matter again?
>>2373825I don't think the gender dynamics changed much. Ultimately, umamusume are just women who happen to run fast. They probably always had the same desires as other women, so settling down and maintaining the status quo would most likely be their inevitable prerogative.I imagine that only stallions were allowed on the frontlines for logistical reasons(gotta keep a healthy population for reconstruction, after all.) I can't see why there wouldn't be some umamusume on the frontlines though. Season 2's(?) opener suggests that they were not on the frontlines whatsoever though, and that the calvary were just really fast guys running, which is funny in its absurdity.KiRBY_iZ_HERE, author of a pretty good isekai in my opinion, suggested that mechanical tanks existed in WW1 but that the umas were used to cross no man's land more successfully, which... I have a problem with, because it doesn't matter if you run 5 km/h or 35, a machine gun will cut you down all the same. (Earlier, he also brings up how the umas need, at minimum, 3x the caloric intake of your normal soldier, which also strains the fuck out of logistics, making this even MORE impractical.) Also, his version of umamusume only reach sexual maturity at 18, which is an absolute copout.Given the history of child soldiers in the world and the fact they age like elves after reaching puberty, at the very least, I see umamusume being used in desperation attacks. They'd excel at chasing down tanks with a lunge mine, yknow.>>2373826Honorary white.
>>2374230for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-4S-vUxPg
>>2374575>the fact they age like elves after reaching pubertyInteresting. How many thousands of years old is Oguri's mom?
>>2374579I said like, didn't say exactly.Probably in her late 70s, if I had to guess. Cygames never really explained how it worked beyond "they age like elves!" to explain Teio and Rudolf appearing the same age in the anime, or how Kitasan Black is seen as a child and then later the same age as Special Week. All of that is why I don't think Tracen is actually a high school though.
Did the mods allow us to make a /v/ictory stakes thread after CM or nah?
https://litter.catbox.moe/xiv07om1x0pq9dc8.pngcygames sponsoring a race at the kentucky derby
>>2374586I sorta wonder if Tracen is the dream to achieve, not in terms of fame or wrapt but just as a home. You can stay a long ass time and you don’t have to worry about meals or anything. Otherwise you have to end up getting a normalfag job.
>>2374593I wonder how many Uma cosplayers you'll see in the stands for the real deal Kentucky Derby race
>play 3guts/3wit>shop is all stam and power anklets>would you like more stam anklets?>oh you won a G1, here's more stam anklets in the shop!I'm also on 529 wit after the second inspiration, but at least I'm used to getting ignored by my wit cards. Meanwhile the shop is actively laughing at me.>>2374560I appreciate the advice but I was running the child bride version.
>>2374593CULTURAL
>>2374604forgot my image
>long turf uma>top tier in long>S tier in medium>S tier in mile>S tier in sprint>S tier in dirtHow do we stop the Top Gun menace?
>>2374597don't they have a dress code?
>>2374595I imagine that Tracen isn't the only racing academy in the JRA jurisdiction, it's just the most prestigious one, and the one with the best trainers.But yeah it probably is the dream. At least until an injury happens and you have to retire. Though, Tracen also seems to keep those that are retired. Symboli Rudolf is not once mentioned as being a racer in the anime and yet she's the "student president." Oguri Cap and Tanamo Cross show up several times too.
>>2374611nishino bros......
>>2374566I have the exact same issue with seiun because she needs mile sparks, doesn't have speed stat aptitude, and angling doesn't work half the time at mile.
>>2374612Do they? I guess that would make a lot of sense actually they do seem to be dressed somewhat fancily when they show the crowd.
>>2374611Damn I remember Durandal being way higher, what happened?
