>Taurus CupStarting at 10:00 pm, May 14Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbIn this new uma musume thread, I think you should consider mejiro palmer
AGEMASEN
jiggie?
2448308Agreed but at the same gune, I don't wanna give sloptubers views
guess i'm not killing myself today
I am immune to the Palmerganda.Sorry, but she looks like she smells.
Consider JongyMajsoul Friends Room 61501(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61501
>>2448327I don't see how you could end up liking naizuri more than paizuri, and I like both but I have a clear preference
>>2448330>misspelled time as gune>didn't even quoteI failed the witcheck
>>2448280>Cheer nature>Lovey Dovey sexo
>>2448332i dont like her because she looks dumb and she's a FRONTER
FUCK YOU TOO GAME
>>2448336Officers, please escort this anon to the infirmary. He appears to have suffered a brain injury during training
>>2448341you'll still cap it bro
I like dumb girls
What does palmer do that suzuka doesn't?
Can someone use umaviewer to make Gold Ship or Tamamo Cross do the rolling on the floor tantrum animation?
>>2448339>>2448304YESYES PLESEDO THIS
>>2448347Has tits
>>2448347not die
>>2448332She probably smells like high-class perfume but not so strongly that it's immediately obvious.
>>2448340Now listen here feller, we dont take kindly to oonigers round these here parts. If you see any suspicious runaway behavior, the LLL (Lucky Late Lodge) will nip that right in the bud..
I can't wait for MANT to be over so I can see a girl's story without having to go back to the babby mode scenario
Kill all goslings.
>>2448351>less aerodynamic
>>2448357I am the Big Gos, and you will NOT harm my little goslings
>>2448358Look, witlet trainer here!
I can host rooms in a few hours, anyone up?
>>2448358She runs upright, so having a chest makes her more aerodynamic than if she were flat.
>Mejiro
>>2448347she does Helios.
>>2448347Innate recovery, PTO from events, stamina green and a better version of Triumphant pulse
>>2448357Project Hail Mary was a great film
>>2448362Ehhh maybe tomorrow or something..havent gotten started on the third ace yet heh
>>2448358Cope, big tits are proven to be more aerodynamic.https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character
>>2448362>in a few hoursUs europeans have to go to work in the morning
>>2448362Taurus? Sure we had a good chunk of people a while ago
>>2448368It was. Almost Interstellar tier but less action and more nerdiness.
>>2448367Im stupid and didn't realize someone baked
>>2448357What’s a gosling, someone who trains Mejiro Ryan?
>>2448355GL soon, all girls even have a unique scene for GL, peak idolshit.
>>2448373I loved it despite the Reddit humour which is a testament to how well made it was
Air Shakur is for consensual handholding.
Any jongers in the thread?
>>2448366>PTO from eventsNope, she has see ya later (gold PTO) from potential, not events, this isn't relevant for GL but it is for GM
>>2448380look up
>>2448357Do we have a problem here buddy?
>>2448375A gosling is a miserable pile of trash who thinks Nice Nature is a good uma.
Holy christ dude
>>2448384I'm blind and can't see posts without images
>>2448386Teiostan...
>>2448387i knew Golshi was big but jesus fucking christ
>2448386Leave this place at once.
If you don't get palmer blaze brian is going to molest you in longslop
>>2448377>I loved it despite the Reddit humorThat and the dialogue was so painfully bad, it killed the movie for me. Felt like I was watching cape shit.
>>24483874/10 ears too small.
>>2448357I am the mejiro maker though.
>>2448387Okay but seriously who would want to fuck golsh—*spits out cereal*
>>2448374Seconding
>>2448394Is that a threat?
>>2448410It's a heads up
Oissu!
>>2448411But I want to be molested by Blaze Brian...
Is registration today or tomorrow?
>>2448411Who cares? Rolling for an uma because of metafomo is retarded
>>2448417Hey buddy, get in line
>>2448394So pace will be strong in the future?
>>2448417What, regular Brian isn't good enough for you?
Asterdanchou seized my carats for the palmer fund....
>>2448418It’s in 55 minutes but registration only allows you to pick between open or graded. Cant enter your umas yet. Pick graded unless you’re new. Open’s cap has been changed from B umas and lower to A+ umas and lower so maybe it will be more competitive now, idk.
>>2448431Yeppers, I just gotta remake my fujin. Im running bourbon, suzuka and fujin so I think I got enough time
>>2448428She is but the dress is very sensual
>>2448394But if I get Palmer, I can't run Blaze Brian
I think every uma would benefit from having bigger tits and acting sluttier
>>2448435You could run palmer as regular nige
There's no reason to hold off right? Even if I get spooked by her in the near future it's not that big of a deal right?
i disagree
i think every uma would benefit from having fat tits and acting innocent but with slutty intentions like Bue
>>2448347Palmer is actually cute.
>>2448438But I have Kitabitch Blackedsan...
>>2448429This is why you keep your funds offshore. I would be ruined between Palmer, summer McQueen, and camping Dober if danchou could reach my carats.
>>2448439Your chances of getting spooked grow smaller every new release
>>2448439Yes just get her, her star pieces serve no other purpose. You COULD wait for a luckshit (that might never come) so you can have a SLIGHT discount on leveling up her unique (which you can already do with statues anyways). So yeah just get her
>>2448439Do not redeem the Uma sir
>>2448333Come jong
>>2448441Massively underrated for (you)ness btw. Her career and relationship with toreina was actually adorable
>>2448387Sometimes I think it doesn't click with me just how fucking STACKED a lot of the umas are because of their big anime heads.
is nimble good in cm14
>>2448450I'm still sweething fron the last game I joined so maybe next time.
am i good in cm14
I'm too retarded to jong, I barely survived the rotation jiggie we had earlier today.
glory to mejiro
>>2448455not with that attitude!
>>2448456Use the cheat sheet
>>2448450I dont know how and I dont feel like learning right now
>>2448441Bue is not that big at all
Bourbon was easy but I'm struggling a bit with the other two. Any tips? I'm pretty sure the decks are good, there has to be something wrong with the way I'm doing runs. >anon your parents are fucking assI know. I can't get a better dober because I need 4* in mile and I didn't make a maru parent because I'm stupid and didn't think about it. For the bourbon, that's the only groundwork parent I was able to get from other runs that isn't polluted with either incest or non-med sparks. And even ones that are aren't exactly good. Common problems>routinely job junior G3s and the two G1s if speed is less than 300 even buying some skills in advance (Angling and Scheming on maru, Nimble Nav on ayabe)>routinely job classic G1s like NHK/Oaks if speed is less than 400>semi-routinely job Arima Kinen on Maruzen, not as much on Ayabe, as such have started skipping Y2 for maru>almost never do Tenno Sho Spring due to only having around 400ish stam at that point in the run and long C>Commonly understam at the end of a run, only had very few runs that hit threshold but glue anyways due to bad skills/no med S, very rarely any big stam trainingsIt really feels like the parents are the big hangup but there isn't time anymore.
>>2448453It’s nimble, if you see it you buy it unless you’re an ooniger. More accel is always good even if it doesnt always go off when you want
>>2448453Nah, not worth it unless heavy discount
>>2448460i don't know who sheet is but i would never cheat on anybody.
>>2448450i really like how many umahjong images i can yoink from these threads
>>2448453Its never a bad pickup imo, but won't be crucial
>>2448452It clicks with me because I paid attention during the uma bust lessons: Off the top my head Doto, Taiki, Creek, Fujin, Golshi are all somewhere near the top. Golshi also had one of the top hip to waist ratios even when factoring in all the new-mas. It’s her hat and outfit that throws peopleoff, sort of like how a lot of people dont realize Zenno Rob Roy is a titcow
Why is Digitan so small? also, who can i put as the ace dirter for maximum kino possible?
>>2448461For you
>>2448329>jiggie?please make
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE LEGEND RACESOops just missed a day of McQueen oh well...
>>2448467It’s not like it’s a particularly expensive skill in the first place
>>2448477I don't have any good jiggie images
>>2448475Digitan is not that short, shes just as tall as Tachyon IIRC, she's just doing her weak kneed pose there
>>2448479it just keeps happening.
>>2448465That's humblebragging for sure?
>>2448476I can skim through this and it means nothing to me, but I did save it for when I do feel like trying
I'll bake the jig, give me a sec.
>>2448487McQueen is just that forgettable
>>2448475>Why is Digitan so small
>>2448488You should not be envious of the mlb CB because I have zero carats now after falling victim to sunk cost and gambler's fallacy.
>>2448465I heavily recommend you to try tiara over triple crown if you're struggling to hit some of those early races trust me anon. It's so convenient and your ceiling is the same.
>>2448493suzu asslet hot
Danchouuuuu
>>2448493WHOA MAMA
>>2448493hooooly
I need to start saving more propaganda art people post here solely for jiggie purposes
>>2448483I have a folderAny request for piece amount? 750 takes 30 - 60 minoots, 1000+ can take up to 3 hoors
>>2448465For Ayabe, buy MPaB first instead, it's more reliable for almost all junior g3s. Also get Early Start/Daring Strike as soon as you can.Stam issues for longs can mostly be solved with one or two good stamina trainings during the summer, also buy corner recovery if you get if from CB's chain. Long C isn't a big issue, stam is more important there.
>>2448490https://jiggie.fun/1nSeXLHave fun, jiggers.
>>2448496It’s a good card to have though. You can still save enough to roll Tachyon, it’s not till July. Or is there a newma you want?
>>2448465How many stats do you typically have by the end of the first summer?
>>2448508WHAT THE FUCK
>>2448485No, she actually is that short. Digitan is 143 cm, which is about the same size as umas like Urara, Rice, and MayanoIMAGINE
>>2448490>>2448506I'll host TOMORROW then
>>2448452Umas are sexy as fuck and a lot more stacked in general that people expect. Even umas like seiun, urara or palmer have nicer curves than you'd expect.
>>2448476This is ok as a reminder on what your hand could be worth if you know how to play but really doesn't do much for players new to the game.
is speed saar good in cm14
>>2448524It's extremely needful, do redeem it.
>>2448497I've been doing the tiara route for a while, I hate the kikuka sho. >>2448511depends on how nice the trainings play and how much I have in the shop. It's usually somewhere like 500-600 speed, 300-350 stam since Creek seemingly never shows, and wit around 450-550.
>>2448524The final corner is about 200m before late race begins so good
>>2448524SS and NSM are looking good next CM, expect lots of fronts and paces
>>2448528>>2448530>>2448531Pink Pacers eating good
Why is the thread getting spammed about jiggies?
>>2448517Digitan being a short sexy gremlin is so funny to me
Hosting 5 rooms, need to test my final team 818081868180818681808186
>>2448531My last few memories of mile races, fronts have been extremely oppressive, moreso than normal. If Taiki and Nishino are good there then yeah I expect to see them around
>>2448449>>2448448>>2448447The deed is done.
>>2448543Hmmmm, what a normal musume
>>2448536There’s more jonger posts ackshuallyMultiplayer game board and all that
>>2448529Do you take any white recoveries early? 400 stam and a white should be enough to clear arima i think.
>>2448546>He redeemed
>>2448543Sailor Jupiter lookin ass
>>2448523It's really hard to create a concise guide for newbies. Beyond saying that the goal is create four triplets and a pair, how do you explain the goal of each round? Focusing on the one han yaku is a good place to start but you still need a bit of experience to know which ones require a closed hand, which require riichi, and which are always available. And then there's pinfu, which most novices won't 100% understand for many hours but is a core component of handbuilding.I want to get more people into mahjong but it's hard to get people started.
>>2448554wtf I'm considering now
Any spanish speaker here? someone make a curi of nice nature, king halo and any uma that fits in nacidos para segundear (that one simpsons scene)
i'm trying to indoctrinate my gen alpha cousin into liking uma she keeps asking me to play roblox.
>>2448550It's usually fine for ayabe, for maruzensky she dies on it even if I buy corner recovery.
>>24483333/4 at this moment
Potential unleashed798070557980705579807055
>>2448465Are you borrowing full power parents anon?
>>2448560play uma in roblox
>>2448549I still think it's possible to kick jiggers out of the thread with a script. What could they possibly do against a script that spams the chat or moves pieces randomly? They're basically asking for it with how hard they spam our thread.
>>2448566Pirating these umas and holy gigachad ayabe oshigamer
>>2448563Fuck it one round
QUICK I NEED YOUR HELPTHE CB BANNER ENDS IN 25 MINUTES AND I HAVE 45K CARATSTHIS IS MY DECK RIGHT NOW I THINK I NEED TO ROLL FOR CARDS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHENI DO LIKE CB AND ENDS BUT I FEEL LIKE THE CREEK RERUN WOULD BE OF MORE VALUE TO MEI ALSO LIKE SOME NEWMAS BUT I FEEL LIKE THOSE AREN'T IMPORTANT RIGHT ONWPLEASE I NEED FEEDBACK WHAT DO?
lets go
>>2448566>can see the slightest letterYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2448560That’s all gen A’ers play apparently, it’s pretty grim
>>2448579Wait for the CB rerun with Creek.You need funds for Tachyon/Hello anyways.
>>2448579wait for creek
>>2448583Can confirm, got a gen Alpha brother. Has never played a game other than roblox
>>2448566Guts anime Teio813305188133051881330518
>it’s the jigger schizokill yourself but before you do fuck off
>>2448587Future of gaming is unironically fucked
>>2448560roblox has some good games unc, block tales, JSS, natural disaster survival+sewh and bee swarm simulator are fun
>>2448588Lowkirkunely wanna see all 3 anime teiobros go against eachother
I fucking love paying the dealer penalty
https://litter.catbox.moe/dniwjl.pngLET'S GOOOO CORNER CUNNYSSEIUR GAMBLED SUCCESSFULLY>>2448588Thank you for hosting!
>>2448585>>2448586Would you guys say I should roll for SpeedMaru if I kind of want to get into Fronting? or just hold on until Tachy?
>>2448560I'd understand if it was an actual game and not gacha, but holy fuck dude why would you do this to anyone
>>2448595That’s all fine and dandy but is it so good that you NEVER play another game?
>>2448465Yabebro, what are your typical training priorities?
>>2448602Roblox is even worse as far as microtransactions go unfortunately
>>2448601i think you should try to run fronts for the next CM and see if you like the entire process of parent grinding before you commit to Maru
>>2448595unc? i'm a zoomer. I was Roblox's target audience for it's biggest years!>>2448602idk i'm just bored
>>2448601If you plan on being a front main, Speed Maru over Tachyon
>>2448601In that case get speed Maru, it lasts a very long time.
>>2448612This but also, speed maru (and CB) is on the free anniversary voucher.
>>2448606Usually speed and wit. Early game sucks because you need to build friendship and unless I get lucky, they usually gather on areas that aren't speed or wit. Stam doesn't get much training, which is why I'm understam, but it really doesn't ever seem like there's good times to train or good trainings, creek by herself is like +20 if that.
>>2448610If you’re over the age of 19, you’re an unc
>>2448588Gold Ship571928515719285157192851
Woooooo
>>2448620Bit of a witlet but with good skills she'll do just fine
>>2448618i'm b19 + 3.
>>2448619Crazy finish388541243885412438854124
What do I do when all my oshis are different styles....
Cygames bias over the Mejiros and Golds it's tiresome.
>>2448629>filled too fastDamn....
>>2448631You'll be fine if you're an oil baron.
>Triple NoseKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Interesting that I haven't seen the runaway + front comp here yet
>>2448631Pick ONE and decide your MAIN waifu, not just Oshi. Then it will be clearThat orrr you could just go for the laziest style (lates wont have to “specialize” until next year, no cards to roll in the meantime)
>thought my lates were good enough>they keep getting stuck on 7th in these roomsfuck this im going to play roblox and prepare for next CM
>>2448629Now that was some bullshit, last one687315566873155668731556
65220776Mile CM
>>2448595>zuma thinks he can talk to Roblox uncs about ballBet you've never played a Brawl obby or ERP'd at the Iron Cafe in your life.
>he wasn't born in 2007Lol, fucking beyond unc status.
Too slow to join these...
>wahey is actually an accurate translationwhat the fuck
>>2448658>>wahey is actually an accurate translationIt is not, this is literal WEInocide and SHUfags will pay for this
This might be the first time I don't make A finals but im oddly at peace? I've won most CMs so like, I don't really mind.
aw man...jordan thinks i'm sus...
Funjin wins, not looking good. Looking like another A finals loss
Roblox was always an unironic dogshit game ridiculed by being a ripoff. Zoomers growing up with it does not make it good, go to Steam
>>2448656Save your runners so you can load them when joining https://litter.catbox.moe/71yfzy.png
After months of waiting, the day has finally arrived! Here's a Palmer drawing to celebrate. Good luck to everyone rolling for her!Also I can't help myself, so here's some alts with her in various stages of undress:https://litter.catbox.moe/qa4m1y.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/rs0709.png (nsfw)https://litter.catbox.moe/twj0wv.png (nsfw)
>>2448670>My RunnersYou didn't join it
>>2448672THANK YOU DRAWGOD I HOPED YOU'D RETURN FOR PALMER'S RELEASE
2 minutes until palmer is here!All *STARASTERSTAR* bros, I will be manually checking EVERY archive for palmer.
>>2448672I kneel king. Good luck getting your umawife.
>>2448672I've considered. She gets a tenner.
>>2448663Imagine being masturbated with her finger nails
>>2448651Results25380484
>>2448672Gyaruma's strongest warrior.>>2448674He's posted so much palmer propaganda lately it's insane lol
AIIEEEEEEEEE
>>2448672I FUCKING KNEEL
>>2448680i think about it everytime.
>>2448672I wanted to wait for the gyaruma banner to get her, but this is a sign to throw a cheeky tenner at her. Thank you for the blessing.
>>2448684It's Spechud or something I can feel it
>>2448672Fantastic work, good luck getting one of your oshis
>>2448684>>2448688FUCK YOU I HATE YOU FUKUTARDS FUCKYOU!
>>2448672ALRIGHT FINE I'LL CONSIDER
>>2448672I really enjoy the fact that one of our top drawGODS is also a Palmer man.
SHANT
>>2448692Get blessed, retard.
>bought into the palmerfag propaganda>shiraoki shakes me back into my senses
WITNESS ME
>>24486816/9
>>2448701Retardgod...
>>2448700LUCKY LUCKY
GLUE FUKUTARDS. BEHEAD FUKUTARDS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A FUKUTARD INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A FUKUTARD BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY FUKUTARDS. DEFECATE IN A FUKUTARDS FOOD. LAUNCH FUKUTARDS INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY FUKUTARDS IN A WOK. TOSS FUKUTARDS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A FUKUTARDS GAS TANK. JUDO THROW FUKUTARDS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST FUKUTARDS HEADS OFF. REPORT FUKUTARDS TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP FUKUTARDS IN HALF. CURB STOMP PREGNANT FUKUTARDS. TRAP FUKUTARDS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH FUKUTARDS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY FUKUTARDS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT FUKUTARDS. DISSECT FUKUTARDS. EXTERMINATE FUKUTARDS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP FUKUTARD SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE FUKUTARDS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE FUKUTARDS. MANDATORY GUTS TRAINING FOR FUKUTARDS. GRIND FUKUTARD FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN FUKUTARDS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. VAPORIZE FUKUTARDS WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD FUKUTARDS DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED FUKUTARDS TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE FUKUTARDS WiTH A KATANA. OBLITERATE FUKUS. DROWN FUKUS. RUN OVER FUKUS IN TRUCKS. CRACK A BOTTLE OPEN OVER AN FUKUS HEAD. USE FUKUS AS SHOOTING PRACTICE. TOSS FUKU BABIES OFF BRIDGES. SNAP FRAIL FUKU LEGS. CRUSH SHIRAOKI'S HEAD IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS. WATCH FUKUS KILL THEIR TRAINERS AND EAT THEM. WATCH FUKUTARDS STAY STUCK IN THE OPEN B LEAGUE FOR 60,000 YEARS.
Why is Palmers ult the Fall Guys?
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>Ballroom Seiun Sky>NY Opera>Narita Brian>Curren Chan>Tosen Jordan dupe>Seiun Sky>Anime McQueen dupeaw man...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's just fucking rude to do to the man that was beaten up all game.
>>2448333Good game!
>>2448699WITNESSED
>>2448715THERE SHE GOESTHERE GOES MY HERO
>>2448333GG
>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
sorry Palmer I am saving for Shakur
>director appears>Archer RudolfTh-thanks...
>>2448710irl horse lost 2 steeple chase races
>>2448713FAHHDamn bro and you put so much effort into those drawings, this shit ain't fair
>>2448701Kaijibro...
g to the g jongas
>he posted it again award
>>2448715VILLAINED
>>2448711>>2448723Can someone please explain why Cygames hasn't made a single uma for heterosexual male players? It feels weird that they cater exclusively to homosexual women by making all uma gay
>>2448730oh i'm not the drawgod, but i do hope his luck was way better than mine
>yuritards out of nowhere
>>2448715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
>>2448672I'll drop 20 instead of 10 because of this, thank you drawGOD
>>2448738It's just one guy and he does this every banner
>>2448675Sorry danchou but I'm saving for summer McQueen so I'm not pulling for Palmer
>>2448672sexoooooo
Goddamn did anyone get her without sparking?This is like the opposite of the Yaeno pulls
>Do a single roll for Palmer>Rainbow gateNice
That was fuckin painful
WHAT?!
Man I feel like I'm ass at this game. Tomorrow I'll officially be playing for a week and I've won only one URA and just now I had a pathetic performance with nice nature. I lost a random optional race trying to get her fans for arima kinen, and not only I lost but I came dead last (Haru Urara finished at 15th, me at 16th) and then her career ended because I couldnt get her enough fans (10k to go). What a disgrace, truly shamefur pafomansu...
>>2448743If your carats aren't enough to get Summer McQueen, your bank account will be. So roll Palmer.
>>2448672Thank you based drawgod.
>>2448748FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUCK YOU FUKUTARDS FUKC YOU
>>2448748BAH GAWD ITS OUR FUARKING HERO
>>2448746Strongest horse this CM unironically
>>2448749We all had that same start anon, don't worry. Fairly sure it took me way longer than one week to beat the URA finale myself.
>cheeky tennerHere we go.>rainbowYES.>MejiroYE->MQueen
>>2448728Umaverse's version of Steeple Chase is fucking Wipeout?
>>2448681Close raceLast one 16514475
>>2448759Danchou...
Okay uhhh I have 22k carrats left, my initial plan was to spend everything that's left in CB banner but I miscalculated so uhhh....what do I do now?I wasn't planning on rolling anything until Machan so....yeah...
>>2448748AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2448749average was like 1-2 weeks before the first URA win so you're doing fine
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KILL ME
>>2448759which one tho? dont leave us hanging
>>2448735Did you forget about your childhood friend?
>>2448692STOP STEALING MY DOTOS
>>2448765You kill yourself
>140 rolls for City>similar for her alt>130 for PalmerI love the gyarus, but they do NOT love me in return.
I WANT TO PULL BUT I HAVE TO SAVEFUCK MAN
STOPI CAN'T PULL, NOT EVEN A CHEEKY TENNER, STOP TEMPTING ME
>>2448749>Tomorrow I'll officially be playing for a week and I've won only one URA and just now I had a pathetic performance with nice natureHey that's not too bad, it took me like two weeks to get my first URA win
>>2448765Umazing! Now you cam save up for CB and Creek
Just for the Palmer drawGOD I will do a single tenner
>>2448765Save for LightHello and Tachyon
>>2448773They're all gold diggers. You knew what you signed up for.
This is all I could afford to....
As you can see Danchou I cannot afford to pull for Plamer. As it stands I'll barely able to get Shakur.
>spend a couple tickets>get nothing>realize I'm being retarded>stop impulse rollingThanks, tickets.
>>2448749Borrow a parent with ton of speed or stamina and borrow Kitasan support card.It will help you a ton.
My dober..............
Is anyone else getting absolutely assraped by palmer? Banner has been very unkind
I used 6 tickets and got a dupe Muteki.
First rates, please help!Do I train here or run the G1? I only have 2 wit cards and summer was kinda lame.
>come back to jiggers to finish senior year>proceed to lose 3 g1s with no stamina requirements>and no more clocksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2448759>>2448764>>2448769This game likes to troll me sometimes./v/mabro, btw.
>63 tickets spent>0 SSRsI should get one every 34 pulls on average, what the fuck man.
>>2448785You better keep saving if you want any chance of surviving GL.
>>2448778>>2448781Aw man, isn't Light Hello one months away?
He is LITERALLY me
>>2448770Don't reply to him
Fug I wasn't looking and entered my medium team on that Mile race... haha...
Which of these don't get bricked by frontrunner rooms?
>>2448793Energy items? Megaphones?
>>2448798Gotta pull five more times, you're guaranteed two.
>>2448804Haha...
>>2448800No, current projection is around last week of July to first week of August
>>2448672Holy fucking shit DRAWGODI kneel, this work is incredible, tenner incoming
>>2448793Do the JC, +30 isn't that good and 600 wit is plenty good for late classicare you not running the mile cup?
>>2448804.......................
>>2448802This>>/vg/566547469Its the same guy every single time that loves to stir shit up. Stop replying to him
>HOLY SHIT TRIPLE RAINBOW>MEJRIO>bright...>VBOURBON FUCK YEAH>FUCK OFF TEIO
>Mile FGanbatte Palmerbros
used all (ALL) my carats trying to get Palmer for no fucking reason other than idontfuckingknow and didnt get her even once but at least I rolled Seiun Sky. She any good?
>>2448793Wit level two is too low for the end of classic year. Your trainings and stats are low in general. I don't think taking the wit training will help you much so I run the Japan Cup here.
>>2448817EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2448772W-wuv you too...
>>2448807>>2448817
>>2448821Explode
>>2448817In this household, Bright is a saint!
>>2448821Seiun is the perma-parent for fronts.
>>2448799You're joking right?
>>2448793Japan cup
>>2448821Original is the meta parent for fronts, ballroom is a meta parent for longs
>>2448770Built for cucking.
>>2448821Yeah but you can farm for Seiun Sky in a couple months so it still feels like shit imo
>>2448820I feel like this should have been a disclaimer in every consider post
>>2448817>he isn't /howa/pilled yet
>>2448763Results
HOLY SHITIT'S BEEMA WON
>>2448821Nope, you just bricked your account. Sorry.
>>2448821Seiun sky is one of the most valuable units in the game
>>2448820Pretty sure they know that she's unuseable right now but after this dogshit scenario goes away she'll be pretty useful in a bunch of startegies, mostly as a slingshot or a frontrunner blocker
>>2448821Seiun is the forever best parent for fronts she's still used in JP, plus shes a really good ace.
>>2448804preferred is a bit better
>>2448821We used to kill people over Seiun Sky back in the day
>>2448841HOLY
>>2448830Sort of but not really. Most people will be rolling for at least two SSR card banners. It takes a lot of carats to afford that plus and trainees you may want.
>>2448840Good shit >bwo love pirating your umas. I look forward to racing against you soon when I finish my gemini aces.
>>2448840Sorry I wasn't paying attention and didn't read the post chain and just mindlessly entered my Medium team instead. My bad.
>>2448841500 more Mutekis to Anons
>>2448830You dont need that many carats, but you want to roll for>Speed tachyon and light hello>Wit Ramonu>Wit CB and Creek (optional)>Goddesses cardMore carats the better.
Ok I have to stop myself after sending 6k carats. I sorta want Palmer but that's only because I want to team her up with Helios who is a must-pull for me, I'm going to splurge on both the tachy + light hello and the maru + fine banners later, I need every carat I can get.
>>2448861There's always the gyaru banner
It's time to pull for PalmerI really hope I won't have to spend the 30k like I did for Bright
>>2448859Don't we get free rolls on the Tachyon card run? Also this is the first time I'm hearing about the godess cards
>>2448863You will get her in 190 pulls
>>2448862The gyaru banner is so far away though. Helios is in november and the gyaru banner is all the way in march IIRC. It's the smart thing to do but idk if I want to wait for helios for another 4+ months.
>>2448821Months ago this post would've gotten you insulted and threats of death
>cheeky tenner>just the one guaranteed 2*>fuck this game fuck it throw a ticket at it>welp there goes all of my luck for the year...
>>2448867Thank you for your kind generosity, Shiraoki-sama
>>2448866This card, its the pal card for grandmasters. You need it LB0 minimum and unlike other scenario cards it gets no free rolls, those are on wit ramonu iirc
>>2448872EXPLODEKILL YOURSELF
>>2448856Thanks, the races were pretty good. I still gotta build another uma to finish my team too since that Seiun is just filler. I'll host some more when I get the 3rd Ace ready >>2448856No problem
>>2448872Feel free to kindly explode
>>2448875LB0 sounds doable but do you know if there's any significant breakpoints for it?
>>2448853>>2448879Replied to the same guy twice
>>2448779I lied, I did 6 instead. I have to skip Sweepy now
>Milelet>Front (I have fuckall in terms of usable front parents because I've been preoccupied in the Ryan mines)I could certainly afford to consider Mejiro Palmer, but ehhhh...Unless her uma story is ABSOLUTE CINEMA enough to bait me into impulse rolling, it's looking like my carat stash will live to see another day
Don't make Palmer sad, bros.Take a break.
>>2448849>want to run Falco next CM>have to run another frontSmaru i guess?As for paces anyone knows how does base oguri, condor or Taiki perform?
>>2448866>Don't we get free rolls on the Tachyon card run?Yes, 50 of them. There's a total of free 100 rolls on the tachyon and light hello card and 50 on the other support card gacha>Proofs?See >>2448136 or at least that's what I interpreted from reading the ancient scrolls
YOU SHALL NOT TEMPT ME WITH YOUR CHEEKY TENNERS, NOT THIS TIME
I'm satisfied!
>>2448890All 3 will be good, taiki>el>oguri
>>2448672drawchad inspired me to drop 20 - no such luck but Ayabe spooped me so that's ok
Had it not been for the fact that I started a Brian run minutes before the banner drop I'd be career dumping right now
>>2448894DONT FUCKING DO IT YOU DONT NEED A GYARU OR RUNAWAY FRONT
>>2448896Holy shit, two Spes!
>>2448900Based, wuv career dumps.
>*stands like this in your path*
>>2448849I know that the seiunlet joke ran it's course and the guys eventually all got her. But fuck man, ain't it weird not seeing them anymore?
Do lack of eyebrows afford some kind of aerodynamic racing advantage? Should i shave my trainees eyebrows too?
Alright anons, you can pick three more umas for a five person Bakushin, who do you take?
>>2448906No, that one just turned Super Uma 3.
>>2448906personally i'm more interested in finding out about the advantages of the tongue piercing
>>2448908>helios>jordan>city
>>2448908Goldshi, Cafe, Ticket
>>2448863>Wedding Top Cun>Bourbon>Anime McQueen (nice)>Mejiro PalmerAfter 158 pulls.Why is being a Mejirofag so expensive?At least I have the complete collection (for now).
>enemies can inflict psychic damage
>skip>skip>skip>get rewardIt's that easy
>>2448906>better aerodynamics>worse vision because of sweat dripping into their eyesSeems like it would mostly be useful for Fronts.
>MileletFuck that I'm not doing a cheeky tenner anymore, I almost made a mistake
>>2448920She really is OUR zuma
>>2448915>Why is being a Mejirofag so expensive?Dirty poorfags shan't be allowed into the sacred halls of the esteemed Mejiro household.
HOLY SHIT CLOCK STIMULUS HAS ARRIVED
>>2448920I hate that I'm in this screenshot
>>2448925I hate to break this to you but based has been common normalfag vernacular for at least 6 years now.
>Log in>Go to the scout screen to collect my clovers from the free pulls on the previous banners>See Palmer's unique animationWhy is she in Fall Guys wtf?? Did the real horse do that???
swear to christ scrolling through club chat fast I thought Palmer's in game icon was an actual horse for a second
>>2448927Oguri ate the 0s....
I don't want to go to the Mejiro Manor...
>>2448935uma equivalent of steeplechase
>>2448935I think it's a reference to her steeplechase career prior to switching to regular racing.
>>2448935IRL Palmer did steeplechase (jump) races for a bit before switching back to regular races.
>aster danchou is still bright UHHHHHH DANCHODE????
FIX ITFIX IT NOW
>>2448947He has his wife, and you judge him?
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
The ult being her in WipeOut is honestly very off-puting it's making me not want to consider her now, it just doesn't fit
Why does palmer run like THAT? She looks stupid
>>2448890You don't run 2 Fronts and a Pace chaser because if another person is running Fronts it will fuck with your accels
i hate ooniggers
Strip me to a chair and prevent me for rollan, im strongly considering mejiro palmer
She said it! The first of many...
>>2448959Don't resist unless you really hate milelets
So....now what.
>>2448956According to some zoomer-length video I saw, it's a reference to how the real horse had a relatively upright running posture, which was preferable for steeplechase.
sohuh nowhow do i build palmer
With this 7, I curse everyone to NOT get palmer.
>>2448942This just looks unnecessarily dangerous and cruel for the animals
>>2448966Now we wait for the next cope uma to gaslight anons into pullingProbably Bamboo Memory
>>2448973Gaslight?
>>2448973I know there's one Bamboo Memory fag among us, I just can't prove it
>>2448969Same as every other front, 2 speed 3 wit 1 filler. But she's better because she has a built in gold recovery and golden playtime's over
>>2448978There is literally just one
>>2448972I agree, it is banned in certain places but not worldwide unfortunately. It's one of the things I dislike the most about horse racing.
Going into the palmer mines to pair with my wagie, wish me luck.
>>2448988Huh just realized two fronts in a row? Thats kinda cool actually
>>2448983no slander allowed!
Is Blender anon around? I would like to see an official bust comparison now that all the Mejiros besides Ramonu are out.
>mfw this is during the satsuki shoyou just know these niggers will never show up on wit together again for the entire run
>3/4 gyarus in the bag>also have gold city's altThis feels great
>>2448957How does that happen? Isn't it just angling + plancha?you run triple fronts?
>>2448969Hold off til GL because she's a milelet.
>3 fat +80 wit trainings>understammed because literally 1 stam anklet showed up in the entire run>also hit speed cap early because of those fat wits so also under power I'M PISSED
>>2449005Not with that attitude.
>>2448978>>2448983>>2448997Won't let anons with obscure oshis be alone, I'll give her a few pulls and maybe draw some shitty propaganda for her, but im no palmerbro
DANCHOU STOP STEALING MY GOOD PULLS
Broes... my carat funds... The gyaru propaganda is getting to me. Someone help me!
>>2448981it's been a whiile since i've built a fronti suppose seiun + groundwork is still a must>>2449005i'm not here to wini'm here to show my love
>>2449004Your Front accels will be fine but your Pace accels won't because you need to be 4th or 3rd for them to work.You ideally run triple fronts yeah or if you don't want to build 3 Fronts you can run somebody like Taishin since spurt works no matter what position you're in
>>2449013I still don't know what a gyaru specifically is, the ones in-game aren't even tanned. Also nice edit btw
>>2449013KEK
Unity... home.
>>2449013LMAOOOOOOOO
>>2448972They learn how to jump from a young age its only dangerous if they have a really really packed schedule and their legs struggle to do the simplest jumps. Most of them also come from stayer sirelines so they are more or less bred for these more intense, long races, most steeplechase courses in Japan are longer than even the likes of the Spring Tenno Sho or the Stayers Stakes.Generally, the slowest runners tend to finish several lengths or distances behind everyone else, because if they dont stand a chance to win then the jockeys make sure to take it easier so the horses can come back home safely
>>2449014>i suppose seiun + groundwork is still a mustAlways
You did something nice for your mothers today, right?
>>2449002This happens on a triple crown turn at least once per career, often multiple times. It's rigged for sure.
Waiting for a career dump NOW.
>>2449027>Wants me to get her fat AND pregnantWhere do I sign?
Do zoomers actually talk like that?
>tearing up just from Palmer's intro storyI'm not gonna make it...
>>2449027Nope.
One day there is going to be one person who rolled for Air Messiah
>>2449027I bought her some light ornaments from umazon the other day to decorate her patio
>>2449040GIVE IT TO ME NOW
>>2449017It's a you know it when you see it type of thing.
>>2449027I got her a card
>>2449027Yes, I spent time with her in the morning
>>2449047YOU HAVE IT ON YOUR ACCOUNTGO READ ITYOU'LL EVEN GET SOME CARATS IF YOU DO
>>2449017>the ones in-game aren't even tannedCommon misconception, but tans are a ganguro thing, which was this one style that was big about twenty years ago but isn't necessarily representative of the gyaru concept nowadays."Gyaru" is a JP fashion subculture, but in the context of anime tropes, it broadly refers to trendy, fashionable girls.
>>2449027I unironically struggle to imagine how oguri would act while having sex.
>>2449056Imagine a girl that acts like a flustered dead fish. That's how oguri would be.
>>2449056lot's of soft moans as she lays there
>>2449056Completely unresponsive
>>2449056She's gonna be taking a footlong and I don't mean a dick.
>>2449015I get it, thanks
>>2449042Who?
>>2449049>>2449055I see, I think I understand better now. I think they are basically "woo girls" right? That's a concept I was familiar with and I knew beforehand
>>2449056Imagine what she did to cheer Tamamo up by acting like a pet but with moans.
>>2449056Oguri is an extremely submissive pillow princess that switches to a feral animal when she gets close to nutting.
>>2448324Have you ever seen a more beautiful sight?
Would it be better to run palma as onige or normal uma with mant stats? Im already running two fronts
>3 mood downs before first inspirationHOLY FUCK GET OVER IT MAN
>>2449079>Classic Late April>229 speed
This is the wrong Mejiro
>>2449079>unityWhy
>>2448371The fuck? Your guy's absurd welfare state should prevent the need for that.
>>2449084Cutest end closer
>>2449079Three Blue balls on speed was nice to see
>>2449086>WhyBecause I want to.>>2449083Yeaaah, the run went terribly overall, but I was quite happy to see a 5-way Unity training event.(She finished with 883 speed, which is, unfortunately, the highest speed I've gotten in WEEKS.)
>>2449067Kind of, but you can also think of them as trendy girls who are always keeping up with the latest trends. The kinds that have a big wardrobe and wear makeup on a regular basis. Typical gyarus from fiction are commonly tanned but they can also be tanless like Helios. They'd also lure you into shopping with them so you can carry all of their shopping bags.
>>2449079Enjoy popping them one by one on the worst possible trainings!
>drink a beer>check the carat calculator>I can literally only afford one cheeky tenner if i want to guarantee shakur>dont care for sweepy or wedding alts. (inari one is alright, but not spark worthy) >last time had to spark for Ines, Muteki, and did 160 pulls for cheerleaders>"well, that means my bad luck has ran out" >I LOVE GAMBLING!!!
So, now that all Mejiros are out (except ramonu, who is a shit) we can all agreeDober>Palmer>Ardan=Bright>McQueen>Ryan right?
>>2449099EXPLODE AND CONGRATULATIONS
>>2449104>AND CONGRATULATIONSHow dare you stand where he stood.
>>2449100>allI dont have bright, ardan, or dober, so i cant soeak about all.Still, i like makween the most
umadachi!
>>2449100Dober is incredibly boring and i don't know why everyone puts her on a pedestal
>>2449100Palmer is the coolest MejiroRamonu is the most beautiful MejiroMcqueen is the cutest Mejiro
>>2449100Ardan>>>>Bright>Dober>Mcqueen>Palmer>>>>power gap>>>Ryan
>>2449100Ryan is my actual favorite tied with Palmer. I like that she's so into weightlifting and nutrition and that she likes to read books, but is also awkward as fuck and a bit insecure. She's the uma I relate to the most by far.
>>2449114Baby's first classic tsundere, she's hard carried by her cute relationship with trainer. It's one of the consequences of asukafags winning the war
>>2449100There are way too many doberfags in /v/ma, it's Ardan>McQueen>Palmer>Ramonu>Bright>Dober>Ryan
>>2449100Ardan = Bright > Palmer > Mcqueen > Ryan > POWERGAP > Ramonu > DoberHate frigid bitches, simple as
>>2449100For me it'sDober>Ardan>Bright>McQueen=Palmer>Ryan
Behead all Ryan haters!
>>2449100For me it's Ardan > McQueen > Bright > Ryan = Dober, don't know about Palmer
>>2449129Real Ryan lovers know Maru's sluttastic swimsuit doesn't fit her and would never post this
>>2449100Ryan's haircut and casual outfit may be awful, but her personality is genuinely pretty endearingIf she wasn't weighed down by those two huge design problems (especially the fucking JUST hair), I bet she'd be a lot more popular
Alright only one way to settle thishttps://poal.me/kgwbe4https://poal.me/kgwbe4https://poal.me/kgwbe4Please be honest
>>2449133>Dober instantly skyrocketsD O B E RL O V E
>>2449100McQueen > Palmer > Dober > Ardan > Ryan > Bright.This is the only correct list.
>Best pace chaser>Best Mejiro>Best artistsIs there anything she CANT do?
>>2449133I can't make a judgment call anyways because I only have two Mejiros in the first place.
>>2449139Get out of the hospital.
>>2449139Get fanart accurate to her actual bust size.
Ryan is the only uma i genuinely despise. There is only so many 1 guts/1 pace parent runs a man can do before breaking.
>The game has several confirmed lesbian uma>Not a single confirmed straight umaNyoticing
>>2449148Good, I dont wanna even imagine any uma getting dicked
>>2449139Walk
>>2449139Win a G1, but we love her all the same
>>2449149Don't respond to shitposter kun
It's over.....
Who is the dumber gyaru, Helios or Jordan?
>he responded to a different shitposter-kunEither this is really good bait or we're all really fucking stupid here, and I'm inclined to believe it's the former.
>people genuinely like McqueenWhy? What doesn Mcqueen have that isn't done better by another Mejiro?
>>2449159Cute fattie likes baseball
>>2449159>isn't done better by another MejiroBeing relatable despite being burdened with responsibility.Baseball.
>>2449157Jordan and Palmer aren't dumb, playing it up is part of their schtickHelios is unironically retarded
>>2449159Bully material
>>2449159I'm a StayerCHAD. If you can't win a race longer than 2400 meters then you may only speak when spoken to.
Ryanbros...
Holy shit
>pulled for Muteki>pulled for both cheerleaders>pulled for Fujin>pulled for Palmer>Will pull for Shakur"MANT is the best time to save" is the biggest gaslight ive heard in my life.
>>2449159She's the only Mejiro that doesn't need Grandma's permission to elope with their trainer.
>>2449168THE FACES OF MEJIRO
Ardan is easily the best and sometimes I tear up a bit thinking about how the group of chinese renovated his grave.
>>2449159As a man I can't relate to all the other Mejiros tit sizes
>>2449167>>2449155Still better than that cold bitch Ramonu
People only dislike Ryan because of the hairdo
>>2449162Jordan is failing her classes
>>2449172One of the few things the chinks have done right in the last century.
>>2449159Other Mejiros didn't get leg aids as dramatic as McQueen
>>2449162Jordan gets the same test scores as Ticket.
UHHHHHH DOBERKEKS?????
>>2449172Extremely common chinese W
>>2449188Leave my wife out of this.
>>2449180I'm failing my classes. It isn't because I'm stupid, I'm just tired and don't want to try anymore.I wonder which uma would be closest to that.
>>2449188That's not fair to ticket, she cries during the test which causes the test to get wet and illegible. Jordan meanwhile is just stupid.
>>2449189DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>continues to filter niggas with ease
Uhh, guys?
>>2449189>rushed
>>2449159>he says while posting the butt picker
>people actually voting for McShit
>>2449175For me its the lack of visible muscles. If she had some nice biceps i really wouldnt care about the haircut
>>2449172Can you elaborate?
>>2449188Ticket scores well when she wears her race outfit. So she just needs to wear that to be smart.
STOP VOTING FOR MAKWEEN YOU BASIC FUCKS.
>>2449200One of the issues of being a launch Uma unfortunately
>>2449198That's our queen you're talking about shitskin
>Mcfatty slanderI will not tolerate this
>>2449199And yet, you are very familiar with mcshit, aren't you, Teioposter?
>>2449200>I'm gonna win! I mean, just check out my abs!>flat as a fucking boardYeah I don't blame you
>>2449203
It seems some people needed to be taught a lesson desuwa.
>>2449203No.
>my favorite? The fat plank that likes baseball and says desu waYou really taking that over DOBER?
I don't really care if Mcqueen wins but im glad Dober lost
>>2449201>Mejiro Ardan shipped off to China for stud duty>Mejiro bloodline is still alive in China because of this>Mejiro Ardan dies in 2002>Grave abandoned over time because 99.999999999% of the population doesn't give a shit about racehorses not named Seabiscuit >umamusume comes out>group of volunteers clean up and renovate the grave that's since been left abandoned
Its sad being a ryanbro
>>2449207I fucked your daughter
>>2449211Same thing with Kitasan. In one of her lobby dialogues shes says something like "check this out, ive got mean biceps, let me lift you up" or something, yet her arms are the same as every other uma almost.
I only voted for Palmer because no one told me to consider anyone other than her.Now I can't stop considering her.
>>2449218Yes
Nobody liked Dober before she and her ult started actually being good in the past few CMs. Don't think I haven't noticed, you are all frauds and pretenders.
>>2449143What's the deal with that, anyways?I can understand why an uma like Scarlet gets lots of fanart with crazy bigger-than-her-head titties (because she's one of the most surface-level 'popular' umas and thus attracts lots of coomer artists who don't draw big boobs at a more realistic/on-model size), but Ardan seems like more of a niche waifufag-bait uma and I'd expect waifufags to be more faithful to her canon proportions
how the FUCK am I going to gutsmax for Gemini with a 0% speed growth Uma?
>>2449199>>2449210I don't know why but "McShit" sent my sides into orbit, it's not even a good joke
Someone talk me out of buying the puppets.
>>2449232You will give cygames more money
>>2449230How am I gonna gutsmaxx for Gemini with no Guts Ayabe?
I love this schizo.
>>2449234That's also a problem I have
>>2449228She's grown
>>2449227You take that back you fucking WHORE I've loved dober before she ever came out. I saved a spark for her.
>>2449230gutsmaxing is a meme 1000 guts amounts to about 200 power iirc just make regular umas with superior skills
>>2449148>all umas are into girl girl but make an exception for trainer sanideal harem situationjust like real life "lesbians" are only lesbian till an alpha male comes alongwell except for the unfuckable bulldykes but they're mostly into it for political/ugliness reasons - if an alpha male actually sniffed their wa they would make an exception too
>>2449234Consider luckshitting her on a card banner instead of wasting your luck on umas
>>2449133Where the fuck is Mejiro Gold?
>>2449227I liked her since the first wedding dress event
>>2449242I spent 30k on CB not long ago and didn't get a single copy.
>>2448672I KNEEL
wtf
>>2449227>he already forgot the Dober PR campaign
>>2449227I ran her even before the sprint CM faggot
>>2449249of all the newmas this is the one I hate the most
>>2449227I can't say I like her because I don't have her. How do I like an uma I don't have?
>>2449221I'm happy to know there's two more of you
>>2449240>don't gutsmax>get outdueled on the final straight by the gutsmaxers>lose
>>2449252>dober pr campainI've been here day 1, no such thing existed.
>>2449249You could get 2 SSR cards for that!
...Why is Mcqueen winning
>>2449232Why is Ace's the most expensive?!
ITS FUCKING DOBERMAKWEEN WON
>>2449252>howa dutyI chuckled
>>2449262Anime privilegeMain story privilegeGolshi's grandfather privilegeFace of the Mejiros privilege
I... I like Mcqueen
>>2449260You literally memoryholed it, we ALWAYS liked dober
>Ramonu over ryan
>>2449268MY HERO SPOTTED
>>2449269I've only seen people call her a slut since she's slept with almost everyone from her generation and then some.
>>2449223Y'know, it bothers me immensely that Cygames didn't go for a full Sims-style character model that they can tweak on a dime. Hell, not just because it would let umas have a wide variety of musculature, it would be a nice attention to detail to have umas become progressively more muscular as their stats go up, or even a little fat if they get something like slow metabolism.
>>2449271Yeah
>>2449228I think it might be that she's too niche. If she doesn't have a lot of waifufags to draw her accurately in the first place, there's a higher chance that she gets drawn off-model. Then that creates a feedback loop where other artists, who don't care much for the actual character, see art of her with a massive rack and get inspired to make similar art.
>people voting for ramonuIf you want tits ryan and ardan are right there dude
>>2449264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUxx2Q1g7g
>>2449271She's hot as fuck. One of the hottest in the entire game.
>>2449220Cute and wholesome, thank you for sharing.Also the Mejiro bloodline is still alive in Japan as well, it's just the name that has died out because the farm is no more. (It still exists but is no longer called Mejiro and thus doesn't produce "Mejiro" horses.)
Ramonu would have an insane lingerie collection, you goobers have no vision.
>>2449275>umas become progressively more muscularFuaaark, thatd be amazing
>>2449264Get fucked Doberkeks
>>2449279Probably just a bunch of Tachyonfags that got lost on their way to jerking off to dommy mommy porn
>someone switched from ramonu to ardanSo you're telling me ryanbros have a chance?
>>2449279Ramonu has hag vibes, which Ardan's ephemeral beauty doesn't match. Ryan is ugly
>>2449285She would literally never show you though
Tell me true can lates win in Gemini or must I mutate to pace? It's not that much to mutate but I still have to make a more specialized parent which is annoying.
>>2449228>nicheArdan is anything but niche in Japanese circles. She's to them what Daiwa is to us
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TASTE I EXPECTED BETTERT. Ryanbro
>>2449293OH YEAH?
>>2449273The hair on those plushes is so shit.
This is your fault.https://files.catbox.moe/999imw.png
>>2449300I know, they're so bad it makes me want to get plushies of the actual horses over them.
I swear I will post the poal in my club I'm not letting makween win
>>2449290I switched from Ryan to Dober early on. I've decided that I'm more of a fan of Ryan though, so we're up to 4 votes now.She'd be an uma to get me to improve myself, and that's something I respect more than any other trait. The others wouldn't force me to get better.
>>2449296>Ardan is the first trainee to break through how dense japanese are about confessions wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>2449305Teio definitely would say this
>>2449277>>2449281She's a terrible character that fucking hates you, actually one of the worst in the game
>ardanfags and doberfags fighting for 2nd place
>>2449294I haven't tested lates for Gemini yet, but based on the track I would expect the following:Pump has a tiny activation window so it's easy to get fucked. On the other hand, you get not one but two gambly gold accels (OYL and FF), so in usual late surger fashion you should be able to grab wins by winning your gambles.
>>2449312Nice try, ryanbro, it's not gonna work.
Indifference and hate are two very different things, you know.
>>2449301Where are you buying it? do they have other Uma stuff?
>>2449312Nobody asked, CunnyIncel.
>>2449313I'd rather fucking die than ever switch to Dober just to stop McBland
>>2449312She sounds based.
>I play JP, Ramonu is very for (You) in her own way
>>2449260i guess searching the /v/ archives is not really an option but the Dober PR campaign was real i know because i participated in them when she was just coming out
>>2449317https://meccha-japan.com/en/2-home?q=Licence-Uma%20Musume%20Pretty%20DerbyThis is probably the most straightforward if you don't want to go looking for second hand merch.
>>2449314That reminds me, I was curious to see if Furious Feat got buffed like the Pace and Late accels, but I guess not.
>>2449321Spoken like a true domestic abuse victime
>>2449323Same here i remember the thread being VERY into her. Anons are just mad she's getting even more exposure now, probably ryancels.
>>2449313>meanwhile Palmerbros and Brightfriends are chilling
>finally get a good run 20 shits later>FCM and Curvature don't finishprobably settling anyway but do i have a chance?https://files.catbox.moe/pr032z.jpg
THATS IT ITS GOING INTO CLUB CHAT
>>2449294Isn't Gemini 2 like Cancer 1? That was mostly late gambling with pump, OYL, FF and laterace velocity like Triumphant Pulse. They were strong when pump hits, but fronts were the most consistent
>>2449341Its exactly the same track
>>2449324Wow they have the new fat-tittied Creek figure and the Creek crying pillow, I'll try to find if they deliver to my shithole but this is very nice, thank you
Dober is the one uma that desperately needed PR or else she would have been reduced to "Ugh, men" for eternity
I can't be the only one that thinks Buena Vista is the perfect uma for NTR
when El Condor Pasa loses she becomes El Condor Pierde
>>2449323>the Dober PR campaign was realThe Doberganda was very real and still is to this day
>mfw still haven't voted and could decide it allI dont like mejiro slop
>>2449358You're an idiot
>>2449349No because the condor still passes
>ramonou hates you!Just like gold city huh? You guys are denser than a harem protag sometimes.
>>2449100For me, it's Palmer > Ryan > McQueen > Dober > I don't really care about the rest
NARANDA NARANDA NARANDA
>>2449364No no, Shichi had some dense anons, Ramonu does fucking despise you
>>2449364Not-for-you is the lowest form of conversation
>>2448882LB2 is the only one that's not really doing much, funnily enough, but the improvements are largely marginal outside of LB1 getting the stamina bonus which is nice
evidence:>>>/v/729656923
>>2449369only mares are for (You) thoughbeit
We have a lot of voters, but not many posters.
>>Helios is a dyke>proven as for (You)>can't shitpost anymore>>Air Shakur hates you!>proven as for (You)>can't shitpost anymore>>Ramonu hates you!>YOU ARE HERE
>2449374kys
>>2449374Stallions are the most for (You) though
>>2449376My next shitpost? /v/ma (the general group, not the club) hates me.
>>2449380stallions can't be for (You) that'd be gay
>>2449255Cursing you right now, you're gonna end up considering Vivlos.She's cute.
>>2449376They tried to do the same thing with Bakushin too.It's the stupidest shit ever
Isn't Dober's long black hair way too pretty? And her nickname "Bell-chan" is seriously cute!
>>2449387She has that seamonkey youtuber that hurts her pr
>>2449386Maybe (You) are just a faggot
>>2449387there's unironically nothing that can save Vivlos' perception in the community
>>2449390why do Japs talk like this?
>>2449394Not even BEEblos?
This is how I imagine /v/ma most of the time. Not just now with the Mejiro debate but during CM discussion too, especially lately that Taurus has made so many people angry, mean and frustrated
>>2449382Why's everyone so mean to me..?
>>2449395Because Japanese is unironically structured like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eBOBXh43MsSaving Vivlos' PR.
Can i get a basic gestalt for the mile CM? How much stam? What are the best inherits for backliners? Any skills that stand out in usefulness?
>>2449375Bruh, this thread is quite literally as fast as /uma/ what are you talking about.
>>2449399thanks for reminding me I have to watch this kino
>>2449399>Midnight Crewhttps://youtu.be/zjhbLDJzXAs
>>2449399Based
>>2449399I imagine /our/ firstrates to be a bunch of fleet admirals with different personalities and styles, some more fiery and some more reserved.
>>2449411I see it like this too.
>>2449405It doesn't feel like there's 57 posters here.More like 12.
>>2449403>burj khalifa cake>she's a fucking porta potty whorethis only makes her PR worse
>>2449413Not everyone is posting all of the timeBWO
>>2449390Berry
>>2449411I agree but>empireno way fag, /v/ma is the embodiment of /f&w/
>Consider BEEblos>Consider Shakur>Consider SweepyIsn't there someone you're forgetting?
>>2449413The poal is an hour long and there's been heated discussion for the whole hour. It's not like 50 votes appeared out of nowhere they trickled over time.
>>2449420Nopers!
>>2449411>>2449419I refuse to participate in this faggotry, I simply serve my lord Cao Cao!
>>2449420>Gold City rape victimI could never
>>2449399Tag yourselves. I'm juror #12
>>2449403this is fucking terrible man
>>2449413The eurobro is already unhappy with how fast these threads moved. Sometimes a thread burns through 900 a day, which is like one and a half threads on /v/ which is a pretty similar amount of posts for one half-day
>>2449404>How much stam? 500>What are the best inherits for backliners? Cheer halo and pump, flower too>Any skills that stand out in usefulness?Im unsure yet, ill get back to you on that
>>2449414>>2449426NIGGERS
>>2449428>flower>backliner?
>>2449423based Helios-chan
>>2449406Do it now, it's not that long and it's an amazing piece of film history, besides the black and white this film hasn't aged a day, it's still great
Consider Shinko Windy?
>>2449423Three kingdoms is another similar parallelanything that has chain of command, warlords duking it out and what have you. Everyone's got different strengths and weaknesses, and even the most reserved generals sometimes blow a fuse. Just hope you don't wind up with a FATUOUS DANCHOU
Do i need to fuckin career dump ramonu to get you boys to stop for you shitposting? Its so stupid, she speaks cryptically but she still wants you in the end. Its a galge you silly anons.
>>2449430I thought i saw that in a sloptuber video, might be gaslighting
>>2449434Skinoganda will never work, ever. Sorry.
>>2449434No but if I am going to roll for a child it will be Biko Pegasus, my FUARKING hero
>>2449419>If I was born on the side of Oy Neigh, I would have gladly sworn allegiance to their danchou. But I was born in /v/ma, there is no future for me in Oy Neigh.
>UG digitan run>no medium S or Daring Strike
>>2449403This is actually cute, i dont get her Dubai obsession though
>>2449440FUCK BIKO
>>2449430it's the position of where it procs on the corner. She's THE mile inherrit.>>2449434I will be rolling for my cuck queen.
>>2449442Absolutely tragic
>>2449444I really don't like Biko's hair. Shinko Windy is a much better design.
>>2449439Making fun of Windy is the Windyganda.
>>2449423>but sir, you are capable of great things, and getting platinums from CMs is within your reach!I am just an uncultured boor, never giving thought to success and fame. Reading careers and listening to my oshi singing is more suitable for me. No torena is immortal, but to live like an immortal... Wouldn't that be wonderful?
I haven't reached Ug or SS+ yet, should I be worried?
Ngl I love makween
>>2449445Ok but you have to be in 3rd place for it to activate which seems unlikely to happen for backliners
>>2449434What would Shinko Wife be like?
>>2449394You know, I'd never really thought about it since she's not in global and presumably won't be for another year or two, but Vivlos's PR probably is screwed before she even got a chance, huh? As someone who understands the pain of seeing one of your favourites have rock bottom PR, I already feel bad for any future Vivlosfags who will have to suffer through being automatically lumped in with some dipshit youtuber
>>2449452Nah, its easy to do with gutsmaxxing
>>2449434I actually hate windy because her posters are so fucking annoying. Genuinely wish they wouldn't add this uma.
I still haven't gotten an UG uma yet... As a matter of fact I've only gotten SS+ twice...
>>2449457>SpoilerHello fellow teiochad
>>2449451>The wise man tends to his oshi, while the fool scrambles after empty badges
>>2449460>As a matter of fact I've only gotten SS+ twicethat's 2 times more than me, faggot
>>2449341>Triumphant PulseIs that really going to be better than MBP or some other inherited accel?
>>2449459Neigha it's not that serious.
>>2449441>if only absolute truths and gaslights existed, this thread would be a tv drama
>>2449459Dont worry, windybros are the greatest enemies of cygames>worst uma in the game>no songs>busy VA>no cards>never in any media or pakalives >dirter>no generational rivals or contemporaries or blood connections>no alts>uglyIt's genuinely grim
>>2449452I had a 70% WR last CM and still haven't done UG, though I'm less sure about SS+. It's just pointless score inflation through gutsmaxxing or buying a billion bad skills 95% of the time unless you're a whale
>>2449458I don't have Gutsyabe
>>2449469Grim
>>2449462Ive yet to see him, but from several screenshots ive saw of sima yi, i cant wait.i was also quoting a character from three kingdoms. It was one of the Kongmings students, talking to Liu Bei
>>2449341We didn't have Nishino Flower, Mummy Creek and Cheer King during Cancer 1
>>2449469One day....
>>2449472So????
>>2449463NTA but only did it once just to see if I could, and I did via gutsmaxing. SS or even S+ is enough, skills and aptitudes being more important than stat bloat. You either need a really strong deck to SS+ regularly or you gutsmax. Learn to gutsmax, a lot of people will be doing it for the mile CM as it might make the difference
>>2449478GODDAMN
>>2449478>no FCMliterally glue
>>2449461No not that oneI'm a fan of the OTHER uma with bricked PR, though I do actually get the impression that it's slowly risen a bit over time
>>2449469Reminder that in an anon's fucked up dying PC, the game chose too corrupt Windy's model before anyone else's. She is genuinely cursed
>>2449452Did 150 rooms for Taurus prep, the best placing opponents are still on SS range. SS+/UG are probably statbloats or bad skill builds
>>2449484It has, moving out of /v/ was the best thing that ever happened to daiwa because the gachacoomers that were attached to her left
>>2449469why the fuck make her an uma in the first place then? now that I think about it, she never gets put on the dirter gang with all the others either
>>2449491Cygames genuinely hates windy
>>2449469She's not ugly, fuck you.
>>2449478>speed and wit growthMy oshi LITERALLY cannot do this
>>2449484
>>2449491Yanko literally has more content than windy its kinda hilarious and sad
>>2449475He's one of my favorite characters, glad you're enjoying the series so far
>>2449475have you watched logh yet? if not, watch it after you're done with three kingdoms
>>2449469I don't even call her Stinko Baldy anymore because I genuinely feel bad for Windyfags
>>2449457No matter what you do, in the back of people's mind, they'll always associate her with VF. It's the downside of someone embodying their oshi instead of loving them. Other than that, her ass is huge and her swimsuit is one of my favorites
>>2449469I vaguely remember posting a rough summary of her uma story once (it was one of many that I'd watched translations of) and seeing at least a few anons react as if I'd actually convinced them to roll for herMaybe she'll have a chance of being less forgotten if us globalfags get attached to her? Not that overseas popularity has seemed to matter much for any other umas so far (eg. Urara)
>>2449488there are some good SS+ and UGs but you need the stars to align much more than usual, fast learner and lucky wit rolls are obligatory
>>2449506>Other than that, her ass is hugeThats most umas
If Windy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Windy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Windy has only one fan then that is me. If Windy has no fans, then that means I am no longer alive.If the world is against Windy, then I am against the world.
>>2449506Has the official /v/ma mathematically accurate ass chart become lost media?
>>2449491Cygames isn't shy about showing favoritism or lack thereof at all.
I'm very close to using the selector on Digitan instead of XOguri. How bad am I bricking myself?
>>2449506I don't care about the jewtuber, I'm just disgusted by her dubai obsession. She's not the hot kind of zoomer like Helios, she's just fucking disgusting
>>2449511my bad, i've been procrastinating it for far too long, gimme a couple hours to fix some errors
Im glad this many people here like Windy.>>2449503I havent yet, but im planning on watching it.
We should make Windy popular somehow.
>>2449469>look at her kit>its genuinely trashNo one is ACTUALLY rolling for this brick right
>>2449511Just remembered I bookmarked ithttps://rentry.co/sm3cgaz2Thanks again to the anon who cooked this up. Vivlos at #1, GOATship in the top ten
>>2449506Sorry bro I'll never like her due to the fact she looks like a shithoyo character
We should make Windy less popular somehow.
>>2449510You can have her bro, there's not a single other person that will fight you.
>>2449519where do you think you are4chan is contrary central, of course we'll like the most unpopular uma and despise ones like Teio and Daiwa
>>2449519Not your personal PR team
>>2449521>meta rollerThat's him. Prepare Room 101.
>>2449522This is extremely outdated now we have a ton of newmas, ALSO shouldn't it take into account height?
>>2449524Dont worry. Her fans are doing a very good job of that right now
can I get 9k carats before Sweepy releases?
>>2449530>actually getting upset that people like Windy
>>2449531Yeppers
>>2449477
>>2449519Impossible. She's only used sorta in promotion art and with her global release it'll probably be a flash in the pan and not that many will actually roll her.
>>2449486I hate to do it because I'm very lazy and will pump out something very low effort, but I couldn't help myself.
>>2449534this is unironically the only content Windy has got since her release
>>2449522Requesting an update
>>2449529Counterpoint: FUCK newmas
>>2449534I am considering Royce and Royce
>>2449535>that Bubble Gum FellowOh my!
DIG HERE WINDY
>>2449536KEEEEK
>>2449541Thankfully she's finally being added as a 2* or something. She is the last missing Team Jobb- err Canopus member
>>2449537It's honestly a little sad that she's THAT unpopular.
Question, since we are so active rn why don't we send a expedition to /v/ im sure with palmers release we can pick some people up!
>>2449536I can't believe my retarded screenshot got this big, glad this problem at least resulted in some joy for others
>>2449538im on it
>>2449550I'm not going back thereI'm pretty sure we already have everyone
>>2449536Devastating PR hit, just brutal.
just the idea of trying to prep for Gemini has me stressed out. My attempts to gutsmax so far during MANT have been terrible and now it's mandatory.
>>2449539I like the nepo newma and the puppet newma and the puppet newma's newma friend.
>>2449548People talk about pearly being unpopular but she gets plenty of content, plenty of songs, plenty of appearances. Windy has absolutely nothing.
>>2449553I haven't seen a couple of regulars in rooms though....
>>2449550Knock yourself out FaQueen
>>2449534Since she only just got Royce as her roommate, hopefully that'll give more opportunity to do stuff with her. If they have Royce in an event they can have Windy there, too.
>>2449561I was regular in rooms for the past few months but I'm taking the next few CMs easy while parent grinding.
OKAY so when Agnes Digital suffers PR hits, it's "in character" and "cute and funny" but when MY oshi Shinko Windy, who even has her own day of the week, gets posted bald, it's somehow harassment.
>>2449525That makes me realize something. I get to be the only person running Biko.
>>2449555Nice digits but don't stress out over it. To me the idea of gutsmaxing for once actually sounds fun even if it feels more inconsistent than the standard wit/speed deck. Also I find it hard to believe that EVERYONE is gonna gutsmax. Are even front-runners gutsmaxing?
>>2449561they're not running all the timethey're taking a cm breakyou're not joining every room
>>2449561There's exactly three anons i miss W, Aiposter and DD if by now they haven't moved to /vm/ nothing will make them move
>>2449566Agnes Digital is cute AND pretty funnyBaldy on the other hand looks like she got into a fight with a lawnmower and lost, no offense
>>2449566It's not even her fault the game just decided to do that kek
>>2449566Shinko Windy is not your oshi. Look inside your heart, you know it to be true.
ENTER
>>2449566>Aw you're so sweet!>Hello? Human resources?
>>2449527I am xher personal PR team thoughbeit
>>2449571it's a shame, DD always had solid teams but atleast there seems to be a ton of anons still willing to make rooms and test teams
Windy is by far the worst uma pushed by these threads.
I wonder if the game just renders Windy's hair differently or something
>>2449577DIGIGOATIGIGOAT
NYYYYYOW
>>2449561I haven't done any practice races this timeit's because I'm being REALLY lazy and don't have a full team yet. Might get started on the third one tonight
>>2449586HOLY BASEDSO COOL
Maybe this will helphttps://files.catbox.moe/ubof0h.jpg
>>2449536Anon's failing computer did more for Windy than Cygames ever could.
>>2449581He's prob not aware desu.
>>2449593hmmmm nyo
>>2449593+100000 PR
>>2449593Gross
>>2449593You cant lewd Windy, she is too retarded and thinks shes a fucking dog. Fucking her is basically bestiality.
>>2449593Allow me to assist.
>>2449600That doesn't stop people from fucking ulala
>>2449593HELLO?! UMA RESOURCES?
>>2449602Urara is daughtercoded, Stinko is family pet dog coded.
>>2449601And with this every single piece of Windy fanart has been posted.
>>2449602>
I DON'T CARE WHO THE UMAGANDA DEPARTMENT SENDS I AM NOT ROLLING FOR WINDY
>>2449593She's extremely unnattractive, this is the one good piece of art of her that I liked. It's cool
Sorry, but she's hot.I will be rolling for her.
>>2449521It can't be that ba->Mixed speed/accel unique that only procs when dueling on the final straight and loses the accel portion outside of dirt races>Homestretch Haste but it only works on dirt>Gold green skill that seems decently useful but is dirt-specific AND only works on shitty track conditionsOh.Between the mediocre kit and Cygames' apparent hatred of her, why even bother making her a 3*? They should've just released her as a 1* or 2* so that future new players/F2Ps could actually scrape together 3 dirters for TT without needing to build dirt parents and mutate Mayano up from E
I think she's attractive....
>>2449613Oh yeah that's pretty damn good
>>2449614Based
>>2449586Note to self: Never take Windy grocery shopping
>>2449615She's genuinely the worst uma in all of JP uma since release
Shit the dogfuckers are multiplying.
I think this calls for free beer on Shinko Wednesdays.
>>24496224chan contrarians at their finest
Windyyyy not now... not now Windy...Get th-GET THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR FUCKINGGGG HOOOLE. . .. . .Windyyyyy . . .Yer doing a good joooooob
>>2449622But there's no Chiyobwos posting
>>2449622What does Sirius Symboli have to do with this?
My dearies are being cooperative for once and showing up in groups of 2-3
>>2449621I didn't think they made 3*s weaker than Hishiama
>>2449614Not only will I be rolling for her, I'm saving all my statues to 5 star her.I already have over 500.
This is why we should give Wednesdays to Wonder Acute
I think learning that Shinko Windy was mostly used as a tease horse was the biggest PR hit
>>2449627those fans are /uma/ exclusive windybros are a /v/ma exclusive
>>2449636Wonder Acute doesn't need welfare PR, I'm warming up to her at a nice slow pace as it is.
I still want a drawgod to remake this but with Windy.
>>2449629everything
>>2449627Im here though, the tallest bamboo is first mistaken for grass!
Have any of youse ever made a fanfic uma or some shit? I like to create fanfic umamusume themed nen abilities (from HxH) for my favorite umas.
>>2449642Wtf does that mean?
>>2449435>One year ago Yuan Shao held a deck of four SSRs. I thought, I need at least three SSRs if I want to defeat him at all. Six months ago Yuan Shao's deck increased to five SSRs. I thought, I need a deck of two SSRs if I wanted to defeat him at all. And now, Yuan Shao's deck has increased to six SSRs. Of all the cards in the game, he alone controls NTR, Fuku, Creek, and FineMo. If that is not P2W, what is? But now I'm thinking, to defeat Yuan Shao, I will only require Kitasan Black!>Why is that the more SSRs Yuan Shao wields, the fewer you will need?>It's not SSRs that count in a deck, but skill. It's not credit cards that count in a toreinah, but finesse. If we are solely comparing the size of our decks, I will never catch up to Yuan Shao. But if we are comparing capability and resourcefulness, even if you tie three Benchus together they will still be inferior to one Cao Cao!
>>2449638I'll take the chiyobros please
>>2449644It's a doggy dog world
>>2449643That sounds pretty close to making a ponysona and I'm ashamed to say I've already done that once. Never again.
>>2449550>send a expedition to /v/those keep happening on the regular most people just don't post there anymore and the threads die
>>2449643No but a couple of anons have posted snippets before, theres a good festa isekai fic made by an anon, there's maya smut but I can't find it to save for the life of me, and I think I'm forgetting one thing
>>2449633>none where they belongthats the ONLY time they show up in groups, fucking neighas
>>2449652I also made a ponysona back in the day and I do not regret it at all. In fact, the more I grow the less I regret everything embarrasing I've done, and the more I regret not doing all the things I didnt do out of shame.
>>2449639It got saved from a complete PR disaster because if you remember she had a pretty annoying ritualposter on every thread saying 8 months every time
>>2449643I made an uma fanfic before. Ask me anything
I need some help. Is there a reason why my Yaeno refuses to move up the entire race? Most of the time she hangs around End Closers. During moments she did move up during mid/early race, she dropped all the way to the back shortly after. I am stumped.
>>2449652Sorry anon >>>/out/
I don't like where this thread is going, can we get back on track?
>>2449663w-what is it about
>>2449662>pretty annoyingNah man, acutebro was chill. Yeah he shouldn't have been doing it, but I actually enjoyed how he made OC and tried to switch up his posts. I think he got unfairly bullied
>>2449664PDM and the positioning of fronts or pacers kinda fucks lates over right now.
>>2449669post some rooms
>>2449669You don't want to blaze a new MANT?
>>2449673Jiggy or Jongy?
>>2449662I remember, which is why I referenced the nice slow pace. Anon took notes, made changes, and actually got me to care a little about the comfy grandma.
>>2449649
>>2449662Pretty sure he calmed down but is still around. To be fair, doing PR is hard. You can't be too pushy since people will get annoyed since you are pushing an idea into their brain. You have to mention her here and there and "ride the waves" when discussion naturally turns towards talking about her or related umas. It's a thin line between acceptable and annoying
>>2449669You should start. It's Trackblazer after all. Make a New Track and anons will follow.
>>2449660Good mindset
>>2449664You have two mid race skills and no uma stan>medium straightaways >profFighter and unyielding kinda suck and its on only activates with an overtake so after chaining mid race skills
>>2449664>I need some help. Is there a reason why my Yaeno refuses to move up the entire race?Yeah, because you have very few mid-race skills. It's on counts as one, but if you only have curvature and single medium corners, you will fall behind towards everyone spamming mid-race, even end closers. Playtime's over wont work if nobody is behind you. The rest of your stuff is accels. If you're running her as late, Fast and Furious from Marvy is good mid-race, position pilfer the white version. You just want more corners/straights abilities. Curvature is good to have. Grab tail-held high if you see it. If you're falling behind, you need more mid-race velocity skills. Uma stan can also help lates a lot. Don't buy into the anti-gaslight-gaslight saying it's useless. It will make the difference and allow your late to get into good position early. Sometimes just a couple skills can make all the difference
>>2449662I never got why that was such a big deal. Ritualpost as it was, it was fairly harmless.
>>2449670I wanted to try and see how difficult it was to write racing scenes so I made it going through a career of one of Kaneko's horses that we'll never get ingame
>>2449660Yeah, you're right. We should laugh about it together. Show you mine if you show me yours?
>>2449643Mostly as side characters. It's easier to write for an existing character, and coming up with a good unique premise for a new uma is tricky.
>>2449686Acutebro I had no problem with desu, he was actually pretty funny and I still see people doing the wonder acute in X months! Joke so he had some influence. He did nothing wrong
>>2449664Needs a lot more mid-race. It's On is a snowball skill like THH is. It wants to be used on top of another skill.Unyielding is not that amazing but it can help meet her unique conditions.
>>2449678>that toreinah Cao Cao lmao
>>2449675How about some Jengy?https://litter.catbox.moe/r8pnq0ajtib32eqq.png
>>2449686People treated ritualposts as any other general-ism, "give an inch, they take a mile". And they still do, and not wothput a good reason imo.
>>2449688Alright, thats enough you two. HALL MONITOR!!!! KILL THEM
>>2449698But... I wanted to join the fun...
>>2449671He changed and became better BECAUSE he got bullied
>>2449643>fanfic umaWhat, like making up an original uma from scratch? Nah, that feels kinda antithetical to the franchise's whole "real racehorses adapted into anime girls" concept. Even if I wanted to write a fanfic about an uma and needed extra characters, I'd probably take the time to research her actual contemporaries/rivals and adapt them into umasI did once spend some time thinking up full gameplay kits (including evolved skills) and career goals for Riko's trainees, though. I've also theorycrafted ideas for support cards before
>>2449698Bamboo Memory has no power here.
>>2449696I can agree that ritualposters are bad and that acute poster got unfairly bullied. Weird situation overall. I actually liked that he put a lot of effort into it
>>2449702Yeah and he still got bullied off the board regardless.
Just to clarify before anybody starts shitposting about some brony to uma pipeline, I quit that shit after season 2 and learned half the fanbase were raging troons. I'll stop talking about it now.
>>2449491>now that I think about it, she never gets put on the dirter gang with all the others eitherThe members of the "dirter gang" (Tarumae, Falco, Rickey, Acute, Espo, Furioso, Transcend) aren't just dirt-only umas, for the most part all of them were active around the same years and actually raced against each other (with some exceptions). Urara and Bijin aren't part of the group either for obvious reasons and Forever Young actually isn't either (seems like they'll pair her with the BC umas and perhaps even the gyarus)
>>2449707He's still here though?
>>2449712How do you even know that? You can't be for certain
>>2449707>bullied off the boardBut he hasnt? I remember i asked myself whether he was still around back in like february, he (presumably) responded saying that he was, but he quit acuteposting
>>2449710Not looking good for Oy Neigh
>>2449692>>2449685>>2449683How many mid race skills do I need? She only has two.
>>2449720I think I have to swap clubs now....
>>2449710Danchou....
Speaking of Wonder Acute it's a travesty that they didn't lean in more into the painter angle since the irl horse is an actual accomplished artist.
Never select the feeder option if you aren't prepared to deal with slow metabolism.
Its over
>>2449710At least you got to dodge the season 3 drama.
>>2449643I have an idea for an OC but it's difficult because the franchise has done practically everything you can do with any sort of family drama, unless you get into real pessimistic territory it wouldn't touch with a 50 foot pole, and doing that would clash with the overall tone. It's fine to have more serious portrayals of what happened (Star Blossom, Cinderella Gay) but there's lines that are difficult to cross while staying true to it.
>>2449722Uma Stan is the most important skill, then get a bunch of cheap white velocity skills so that your It's On can actually activate
>>2449726he became a painter after becoming an uma
>>24497226 mid race skills is a decent start, most good umas have like 8 or even more
>>2449710Bronies were a thing when I was like 10 years old and still watching cartoons on TV so I did end up watching the show a couple times if there was nothing better to watch. I don't get why people got so obsessed about it though.
/v/ma OC uma when
>>2449722You should be getting hints from winning rival races. You can get position pilfer/fast and furious from marvelous power which is pretty common power card for most decksMedium straights/corners, late straights/corners. Double circle if it's affordable and make sense, it does make them stronger. Uma stan, tail held high if you see it. Just grab as many as you can. Curvature is a great one to have, but you need more. Like the others said, It's on will only work if you already have a shit ton of mid-race to keep up with people, I find it's not as good on backliners as it activates too late
reminder that mlp posting is reportable offense
The fuck is a mid race skill and why are accelerations bad at times.
>>2449737An anon a looooong time ago sketched one
>>2449723Party /v/an has an opening.
>>2449720That's not me, I'm busy.
Should I have built Tama over Ayabe?
>>2449736It was a novelty thing at the time.>woah, this cartoon in a franchise that's notoriously bad just to sell toys to little girls is actually pretty funny and well writtenAnd it became a meme, then Stockholm syndrome.
>>2449710it's literally a western CGDCT, no idea why people threw a shitfit over it
>>2449748Both are good
>>2449717 Acutefag posts all sound made by the same person
>>2449744Because the accel phase starts at a different position for each race. If it starts on a corner all the straight accels will be uselessAnd a mid race skill is a skill that procs during the mid race, so before the accel phase but after the early race
>>2449744Accelerations are necessary for late race because that's when your speed becomes uncapped. If you accelerate too early (before late race), it's wasted. If you accelerate too late (way after late race starts), others have already accelerated and you'll be too far behind. Mid-race skills are anything that race velocity (speed) during the middle of the race (before late-race). They're important because if you don't have any you fall too far behind and get into bad position or get overtaken by someone.
>>2449736A bunch of online loners got to be a part of a large community plus there was porn. It was just a social thing the show itself wasn't amazing in retrospect.
>>2449747what game
>>2449744race is divided into three parts for the first two max speed is capped the only thing that makes umas faster is velocity skills,acceleration skills just make them reach their top speed faster so they are meaningless in the midleg, once the third leg begins speed is uncapped so you want to accelerate to your top speed as fast as possible which you do by well timed acceleration skills that pop at the start of the third legthat's the basic gist
>>2449758Rabi Ribi
>>2449758Boku no Pico
>>2449750It is much less about the contents of the show itself and much more about the denizens who were championing it.
>>2449747MY DANCHOU IS A SLACKER, REVOLUTION NOW!
>>2449754There hasn't been an acute post in since like late December
>>2449744>Mid race skillSkill that activates in the middle leg of the race (between the two lines you see on the position tracker during races). The ones people talk about increase your target speed, meaning your girl increases her max speed when they activate and tries to move up.>Why is acceleration bad at timesAcceleration sucks mid-race because your girl is already going at her max speed for that portion of the race. Mid-race accel has to be paired with a mid-race target speed boost or two to do anything, and it still won't do much.Acceleration is also bad when it activates too late into late-race for the same reason, your girl is already moving at her top speed, so she's not accelerating further. Like if an accel activates during the final straight, but your girl started accelerating to her top speed on the 3rd corner and there was ANOTHER corner before the final straight. That's way too late and not doing anything without a target speed boost.
>>2449764>every anon is danchou somehow
>>2449749Don't forget the>and I'm a grown man watching this! Isn't that WHACKY?Aspect that quickly faded and was replaced by typical furfaggotry.
>>2449757>the show itself wasn't amazing in retrospect.better than the trash airing at the time and much better than the trash airing after it, it was clear that the people working on it had fun until corporate micromanagement stuck it hands on it like everything western
Host an 18 player race im bored
>union talking mlp nowwell that's it, I'm done with uma and you all, don't know who will host the stakes though!!!!
In theory, this should perform better? If yes, I will proceed to test.
>>2449710I also quit after s2. I don't mind trannies though, I like how autistic they generally are. As a person with autism its kind of a cheatcode that an entire group of people is like 80% autist.
>>2449726Acute uma was revealed in 2022 but the actual horse didn't retire from stud until 2 years later, I don't think there's any source of him painting before that
>>2449075can confirm. She raped me in Erauma
>>2449774>non maxed speed and no medium SI'd be shocked if she won a single race
>>2449774yeah, that has tons of mid race, not sure about the stam
>>2449773>horse media attracts THEMDon't worry danchou its a small minority, we can kill them off.
>>2449768Every anon that says or does dumb shit is someone's danchou
>>2449783Danchou...
>>2449773DANCHOU HOST A FUN RACE TO KILL THEM OFF
>>2449773maybe the schizo was right all along...
>>2449770It wasn't even the best show on The Hub at the time. And there were plenty of good anime airing at the time still.It was good, just not the best thing ever like most people thought at the time.
>mlp:|>japanese mlp:D
>>2449768Danchou is everywhere...
Can't wait for (someone else to do) the Palmer career dump. Her Valentine's event is so cute.Also pic related. I can't tell if I love or hate the translators for this, but I'll admit I laughed.
>>2449788>It wasn't even the best show on The Hub at the timeYou watched Dan vs?
>>2449787No he wasn't, BUT this time force is allowed. Get my fucking gun
>>2449750Because it was marketed towards little girls and "cute" stuff in the west isn't as socially acceptable as it is in japan for Otakus to also like cute girl anime (which is made with Otakus in mind 99% of the time). The target audience that became obsessed with the show blew it up into something bigger than it actually is. I'd say most girly anime still blows MLP out of the water. I never got why anyone liked it beyond maybe outcasts enjoyed the communal aspect of doing something out of the norm. But when they tried to pretend it was super deep and high effort writing they lost me. I never really got that from watching. In fact I'd much rather watch some fucking Care Bear from the 80s than what I would deem NU-ponies.
>>2449791These animations insist upon themselves and I don't care for them.
None of this wouldn't have happened if Win Variation anon wasn't bullied to death
Alright, I'll host the no /mlp/ fag allowed race, distance? Gimmick?
To fix this thread, we all must talk shit about /v/ma (club (Danchou))
>>2449787Schizos were ALWAYS right (to a degree)
This is not a place to talk about mlp fuck off you retarded faggots.
>>2449773You can't say shit like this when the brony virus started here. It's not like anyone here is actually still a FiM fan. ... Right?
>>2449755>>2449756>>2449759>>2449766So... velocity skills are good when accels don't work?
>>2449793Yeah. Me and my friends still quote that show all the time.
SHUT UPGR 15
that's not me retards I don't announce my flatlines
>>2449800>distance3200 m.
>>2449805nobody with a half functioning brain kept watching after s6
>>2449814Based.
>>2449800>>2449769>>2449805>>2449749>>2449736>>2449710>>2449688>>2449660Stop talking about this shit and get the fuck out from our threadyou are not welcome hereyou are subhuman garbageyou deserve to get killed you deserve to suffer a grave illnessget the fuck out now and never come back>>>/mlp/
>>2449801Alright, I'm here.Roast me.
BARNEYCHAD I SUMMON THEE
>>2449804It's a horse adjacent property that's also a cultural fenomono. 99% of the thread only has negative things to say about it anyhow. Sometimes you neighs are WAY too soft.
>>2449811you want velocity skills for the midleg and maybe for the last spurt like (Triumphant Pulse) if you have leftover SP but it's low priority
>>2449822fatty
>>2449820First and only time I will agree with you.
>>2449824Fucking kill yourself you stupid nigger, shut the fuck up
>>2449820Nobody's actually talking about MLP. Relax.
>>2449820you fags talk off-topic all the time and i don't throw a meltie either do it with everything off-topic or nothing
>>2449820seconding this
>>2449824Agree with this 100%. But also think it's gone far enough.
>>2449822Roast me some barbeque instead, danchode!
>>2449820I love tsunderes *smooch*
Not looking good for /vm/a!Now host rooms I need to seethe about frontblobs.
>>2449832>muh false equivalenceleave, you have a whole board for your shit
>>2449822Your taste in music sucks ass
>>2449811CorrectWhen you're already at your top speed, velocity skills INCREASE your top speed for a while, meaning you go further ahead and can either close or create distance between you and the other runnersWhen you're NOT at top speed, acceleration skills are essential because they make you reach top speed faster, and the sooner you're at top speed the longer you can benefit from it
>>2449835Discussion will eventually fizzle out if you let it. By screaming "NO STOP TALKING ABOUT THING" people will continue the conversation purely out of spite. Just stop trying to control everything and chill out, you're only bringing more attention to it by sperging out so it's counterintuitive. Just talk about something else
>>2449836nyo. last time we invite you, you ate all the butters
>>2449832What you don't get is that you are not allowed to talk about this shit. Know your fucking place you piece of shit, you do not belong here
>Take a break to eat some spaghetti>return>see all thisBurger hours are tragic bruh
>>2449840I'm the one who turned half of you on to the uma songs...
>>2449844Uhhh errrr... I'm pretty sure that was Ogurin hah
This wouldn't have happened if Moot was still here.
Alright shut up! Thread has been fantastic so far so lets not shit it up at the end.Im hosting a FUN RACE
>>2449838>I need to seethe about frontblobs.boy have i got the team for you811053988110539881105398
>>2449838Come bully Kitasan.6208 9190
>>2449822>Roast me
>>2449851Who?
>thread personalitiesbwos....
>>2449848Don't mind him, he's just howdybroken
>>2449843holy shit how new are you
>>2449860You are using the niggerword too
>>2449860Whomstv've?
>>2449860>bwosNeigha go back to /uma/. Danchodes are allowed to show themselves from time to time.
The next CM is 24 days away. I have literally zero idea what team comps are good, what umas are good for those team comps, and who would make good parentsMy MANT breeding stock is comprised almost entirely of not good enough Bourbons, Kitasans, Tamamos, and SMarus. Forget parents, I don't even have any good grandparents.
First test. Last place all the way till late race. I am having doubts whether the mid race skills even do anything.
What do you guys think about my favorite uma?
>>2449862I reckon I've been here a lot longer than 99% of you. By sperging out, you only make it worse. When you tell people they can't talk about something, it makes them want to talk about it more and you only bring more attention to said thing. If you had let the conversation take its course rather than freak out and it would have already been over by now, but you guys went and made it a big thing.
>>2449860he's always done this shit and ALWAYS been told to fuck off with it, since months and months ago back when der/v/ and /v/ma were fighting for A+ for the first time and schizos weren't in threadsI don't know why he's so hellbent in roleplaying like this
>>2449870Taiki isn't THAT bad
>>2449870Suzuka...
>>2449868triple pace with borrowed flower is the laziest comfy comp of CM14
>>2449595He probably is. I raced with him in the last /v/ thread. The one with the Mcqueen OP.
>>2449870Thats a nice rice
>>24498546/9
>>2449870Oissu~
>>2449848Mate I like you, but you really should fucking stop it with this behavior
>>2449870I didn't know we had twin turbo fags
>>2449870Oh shit, it's Samson Big!
>>2449871and yet that isn't happening and they fucked off after being told to, curious isn't it
>>2449885Now they're gonna post her ass again...
>>2449883>make two posts out of 1050>YOU'RE OUT OF LINECome on.
>>2449870Mill Wakaba AKA Osaichi George?
Anyway. Now that things are back to normal and we can all get along.Which canopus member would you wife up?
Thread was so nice too
>>2449891brother i could have easily continued but im the bigger man and decided to stop, please stop crying over nothing
>>2449870Urarabros...
>>2449895Mambo!~
>>2449891Nobody fucked off because you sperged out. I just said everything I wanted to on the topic.
>>2449893namefagging leads to kuso threads and calling that out is /v/ma culture
>>2449895Sell me on Royce and Royce.
>>2449893Two is way too much, next time try to limit it to 0
>>2449898NTA but yeah. Let's just be glad we can return to civility now, threads been great lately we don't need more off topic
>>2449893We should all actually start using our clubs names in the name field so we know who's who.
>>2449895Twin Turbo and its not even close
>>2449895I'm afraid I'm already taken, but if I had to choose, it would be the mare who drives men into a frenzy with just a glance.
>>24498564/9, bring whatever you want
i'm a massive contrarian and i hate seeing secondaries post about my fave in social media, is there any umas that can escape this fate
>>2449895I already have an Umawife and its none of these.
>>2449870Why is Elmers so smug? She must be a triple crown winner
>>2449906Finally we won't have to go to the jiggie discord in order to namefag~
>>2449882But I wasn't the one arguing about it. I made one post, you replied to it, and here we are. Now I suggest in the future you learn to just ignore things you don't like, it's a lot simpler that way. Carry on
>>2449902>>2449906Someone specifically mentioned him come on guys, stop stirring the pot
>>2449902Nobody's naefagging. Thread was going to shit, someone said hey, let's talk shit about /v/ma danchou, I play along for 2 posts and it's got you like this.Relax.
>>2449912Why has no one made elmers into an uma?
>>2449854last second Ayabe spurt takes it by a noselet's do a couple more6632233766322337
>>2449918Elmers is a cow
Ahem... NIGGERS!
>>2449921So is Daiwa
>>2449921So is Daiwa but that didn't stop them from making her an Uma
>>2449922Urara would say this.
i am in no one's side and i think all of this shitflinging over nothing is incredibly funny
>>2449922Falco says this every time she wakes up
Are we really falling for the /v/ma danchou shit stirring again? Fuck off. Oy neigh and der/v/'s danchous revealed themselves too.
>This thread
Last place until she procs mid race skills. At least she didn't fall off the position after catching up.
>>2449931I'm not going to call out my own danchou
>>2449935Special Week needs to be bigger and sluttier.
>>2449931I'm only calling out my own Danchou and /v/ma's
*AHEM*I have an announcement!!!! Im hungry. Thanks for listening.
Not only is this my third SS ever all of my SS's were for Brian and they were all low SS too
>>2449928Sometimes I feel like these NU-neighas never would have made it in the old days. Getting flustered over the smallest shit, grow some thicker skin neighas
>>2449935she might be dying with only 700 stamina and she doesn't have enough speed
>>2449934I'm gonna watch this movie because of you, think I'd vibe with it as the zoomies say, as soon as I'm done with this season of My Little Po-- EEP!
>>2449944KEK
I find it funny that Palmer's release thread has been anything else but about her.
>>2449942To not perpetuate the topic further all ill say is yeppers. And that I find bijin hot
>>2449944FUCKING KINO
nice Tama, looking good for end closers807301288073012880730128
>>2449951It's about /v/ma's danchou instead. He breathes, we get mad.
how much of a faggot cuck do you have to be to put @VF in your name?
>>2449944Sorry Kingu, but I NEEDED to do that. It made me have a little melty, I couldn't ignore that bait!
>>2449944King would say this
>>2449951Too busy playing her career. And the one post I made about her got ignored amidst all the shitflinging.Palmer deserves better, but whatever.
>do a few rooms in /vm/ and pubs>never higher than 3rdOh no. Hidden skill is radiant star, it was either that or storm Sturm und Drang
>>2449951We considered Palmer.But a consideration only goes so far...
>>2449956Why are you asking this? Surely you dont care that much about this faggotry, right?
>>2449951FUJIN WON nano
>>2449956Very Faggot, what did you think the VF stands for?
>>2449868
>>2449959>And the one post I made about her got ignored amidst all the shitflinging.Im ngl dog thread was moving so fast I didn't even see it.
>>2449960/vm/ rooms are full of beasts if you can somewhat hold your own you are doing fine
>>2449960This is supposed to be a more Late friendly CM and I'm doing worse in practice rooms than I did in Aries. I am completely fucked.
Every breathe you takeEvery track you makeEvery thread you bakeEvery nap you wakeI'll be watching (You)
Well now I know that Kitasan's ult does something for her this CM, not that I'm using her but it's nice to know.
>>2449960Your stamina is really low anon
>>2449960Stamina on her might be a problem if she gets rushed or misses the heal, but she's otherwise good enough to scorch everyone on the final stretch.
>>2449946>I'm gonna watch this movie because of youThat means a lot, thank you, I'm glad I helped someone discover something truly good. You'll love it, now go watch it mate
scary how early ayabe moved to the front514804365148043651480436
I do not care for Chrono Genesis.
>>2449943Yeah she gassed out 90% of the time. Doesn't matter, just want to test the mid race skills and ensure she actually moves up and keep it that way till late race. I also realised that Killer Tunes is great. Unyielding and Prof of Curve are rubbish though.Thanks everyone for the help. Hope I can get something usable within 3 days.
>>2449940Sorry but you’re not allowed to post that. Get out NOW!
>>2449959>Someone makes a mejiro poll to celebrate Palmer>turns into a McQueen/Dober/Ardan/Ramonu shitflinging fest>further derails into something else completely unrelated
Well /vm/a? Are you a glasses on or glasses off kind of crowd?
>>2449951Sorry, I was in the middle of a oshi fan run. I will begin my dumping now.
>>2449973Umalator says 98.8% survival with 98.6% spurt.
>>2449984Glasses are very important anon.
>>2449975I've always been open to kino but this one has been on my backburner. Lots of movies to watch but this one moved up the priority list, I know it's considered a top tier one. Thanks for the rec, always looking to watch more KINO. Kinda different but I just watched Chinatown for the first time and man is that movie fucking kino. Jack Nicholson plays the grumpy old man character perfectly
>>2449984Glasses on, not even close to being a question.
>>2449982Yeah im ngl, this thread has been fantastic but damn. That poll completely changed the fate of this thread.
Maybe it's time to start seething about end closers instead of frontblobs...
>>2449984>looksmaxxingHoly fucking shit, STOP PRETENDING THE LEXICON OF 4CHAN IS GENERAL SLANGNOBODY COOL SAYS THIS SHIT IN REAL LIFE
>cant get a bobo with more than 900 wit without something else in the run fucking up
>>2449984I typically prefer no glasses, but Ikuno's design looks bad without her glasses.
>>2449996Zoomers use 4chan speak in real life bwo
>>2449996>he doesn't knowPost clav, its normie slang
>>2449996Anon... all the zoom zooms say that shit nowadays
>>2449984We love megane here
>>2449984>looksmaxxingI say this
>>2449996unc-dono...
>>2449996It's a real thing, zoomers are breaking their jaws in pursuit of it
>>2449984Ikuno MIDtusput the specs back on
>>2449996holy vocabmogged
Fujin manages to steal angling and keep the lead!last one for now253576372535763725357637
>>2449984GOD! I just want to roll for Helios already.
>>2449984She looks so much better without glasses, I feel vindicated every time I call her and the other eyeglass-wearing umas uggos
>>2449996I say this irl>t. Zoombro
>>2449984
>>2449992Who won the poll anyway?
>>2450013You don't talk to anyone irl
>>2449989>ChinatownAdded to my list now, thank you, I'm in a kinography journey rn as well
>>2450015Ardan wonno i will not look at the results
>>2450015Ramonu
>>2449984if the glasses aren't being cummed on there's no point having them on.
>>2450015Golshi rigged it so it's irrelevant
>>2450015I won
>>2449457What did the YouTuber do? I don't follow any gaming YouTubers.
I give up hours and hours of my life dedicated to this shit and I can't even win a fucking /vm/a room and you'll go "oh it doesn't matter if you can't win rooms" but no it does fucking matter it's always mattered I've never performed well in CMs where didn't win rooms beforehand as well
>>2450015Palmer won.It's her thread.
>>2450015Palmer won by avoiding the shitflinging.
>>2450015It seems MAKWEEN OFFICIALLY WINS FAVORITE MEJIRO!
>>2450015
>>2449403>hi, handsomethat's it. I'm getting Vivlos pregnant. Verxina and Cheval will be watching.
>>2450027This game is a kusoge. Let it go.
>>2450015Didn't read the results Dober WON
>>2449996
Doberkeks got Rushed and died, the end!
>>2450027Anon trust me, you'll perform a lot better in the CM than in rooms.
>>2450032>>2450033>Palmer tied for second to lastat least it fits her story...
>>2450035sure but I still want to win and more importantly I want her to win but it's never going to fucking happen>>2450039I won't, just like I didn't in Aries
Close End/Pace/Late finishfun rooms, thanks for joining everyone
>Torena misses their chance to recruit a potential uma because some other trainer got to her first>Palmer (another member of the rooftop crew) approaches us and asks what's got us down in the dumps and offers to listen to our troubles She's so nice...
>>2450045She's really adorable goddamn
>>2450032>>2450033Lmao the absolute fucking state of that bitch
>>2449984>looksmaxxingthere's no way that's actually in the game, I refuse to believe the trannylators are this fucking retarded
AIEEEEEE! SPARE ME, I WANTED TO READ HER STORY ON MY OWN LATER, AHHHHHH
>>2450045Stay away scary horselady, I don't have any money!
>>2450043Rooting for you my bro
>>2450016fr I only chatmaxx to mog others in forum, I only talk in fifty words or less every day to auramaxx and show them foids who is the real alpha gigachad frfr
>>2450049They can't even translate WEI correctly. Why do you have any faith in them?
>>2450053how do they know who i am?
>>2450043>but it's never going to fucking happenNot with that attitude mister.
>>2450053Okay. Thats so adorable im fuckin sold
>>2450053>>2449984I want to kill and torture the trannylators of this nigger company with medieval devices
I don't like sad umas>>2450053>We have rizzThank you Palmer
IT'S CALLED AURA BRUH
>>2450053The word rizzler just reminds me of twizzlers.
>>2450057Kill yourself
>>2450049It's among the most current zoomer lingo. The Helios lexicon will eventually be a giant pile of incomprehensible, out of date, flavor of the month words, which ironically is perfectly in-line with how she is in JP.
>>2450060This poster is 42
>1200 posts in 5 hoursEurobro is gonna freak...
>>2449792fucking milennials can't get over their childhood KILL THEM ALLLLLLLL
Bwos, I know this is an imageboard, but this thread isn't even 10 hours old...
>>2450055
Im ngl. I wuv helios and palmer's lingo it will age poorly but it's actually great T. Zoomer
>>2450060Strangely enough that's exactly what a rizzler would say
>>2450060You're an angermaxxing anti-rizzler
Consider THIS!
>>2450053for me it's the shoulder windows
>If Ines and I duke it out for the front... We're gonna wipe both ourselves out waaay before we reach the finish, huh?Heh
>>2450070I'm gonna be better toreina and stop posting, do a new career instead
>>2450078AIEEEEEE
Is this a good deck comp for Late Yaeno? Should I swap out >Jordan for SR Sweep>Nice Nature for NTR
>>2450083Good deck, but why CB instead of fine?
>>2450083taurus or gemini?
>>24500860LB Fine.>>2450087Taurus.
>>2450083>switching to SR SweepDon't do that.Jordan gives you BoFA, a nice gold heal, and good initial speed and power (35 each IIRC, that's nice). I think your current deck looks pretty decent and I dont think Sweep is gonna save you. But borrowing NTR could be good if you cant hit speed with your current set up. Stamina is more important for this race than you realize so it's good to have a heal, else inherit stamina sparks and make sure you get closer to 900. If you have sub 700 stam and two shitty white heals you WILL gas
I fucking miss building Creek man, I was so proud of that one I made for Leo (even though she lost), I still have her and remember her very fondly. I wish she was better, I can't find a single opportunity where I could use her, the mummy alt doesn't seem that much better either
Helios is definitely the kind of girl to have a body count in the double digits from fucking random guys at parties
>>2450093Damn, and I thought it wasnt possible to love her even more
>>2450091It's better this way. Trying to take a shit Uma and turn her into a winner only brings despair.
new uma manga. uma has the best fan made manga ever.https://mangadex.org/chapter/4f33c3ad-305c-4bef-a2fd-4f82692fcc29
>>2450091>The only Mile G Uma in globalNow that's a true milelet.
>>2450091The fact that Creek won q/v/een at all always surprised me. She was a good q/v/een. We should run creek more. Happy mothers day /vm/ros
>>2450088switch dober with tachyon wit sr
>>2450095better man...
>>2450091The milelet genocide is probably my least favorite part of this scenario.
Palmer is so cute and cool....man I feel really bad that I straight up can't afford her, uma rollers are in a rough place
>>2450079Absurdly good taste.
>>2450106I'll have to cope by considering her on my next uma selector ticket.
oh god oh fuck palmer no don't do it
>>2450110why the fuck would you do that, just roll on the gyaru banner
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A GUN
>>2450111>>2450113GUNMIND
>>2450106There were other umas I wanted AND wasted a few cheeky ten rolls on. I had to stop early though because I need some good cards man. I cant afford to spend a single carat on Palmer. In a perfect world where carats grew on trees, I'd like to have her sure, but we are instead stuck in the false and twisted CyDemon reality
>Missed the races award
>>2450107coomers obsessed with off model balloon proportions could never comprehend the refinement of a true aesthete
>>2450111>>2450113So this is why no one manages to escape the mejiro manor
>>2450091You can blame MANT for that. I want to build Jordan but highest she can reach for her mile is B without hitting an inspiration. Mile-let schedule is still totally viable BUT your SP will be as good or only slightly better than a unity cup run.
>>2450117>me reading this as I'm drawing some of the fattest tits I've ever drawn haha......
>>2450096Begone pitiful metaslave
Palmer is so adorable…
>>2450124I am the furthest thing from a metaslave
>>2450123share with the class
>>2450113>You just entered the wrong club motherfucker
She did the thing
am I the only one that finds Palmer ugly? I don't know, it's the haircut, and clothing, and color palette, and her chin looks longer than the other umas' for some reason, it's just all very unappealinginb4 >faggotyou can't just tell that to everyone
>>2450123Can you draw flatties instead?
>>2450130I like Palmer and I pulled her but there's something weird about her hair model that makes her head look kinda fucked up.
>>2450131Flatties with the fattest tits imaginable
>>2450130Nah she's not really too appealing to me asides from having Sailor Jupiter vibes, but I feel she did it better
Is there any deep lore reason Helios and Palmer hang out or is it just cygames doing a bit.
>>2450123Continue doing this, you have my full support who do they belong to?
>>2450133it's the 5headthink about it, no other uma shows it like that, stuff like princess' is much different
>>2450134counterpoint: flattie Gold Ship with Mejiro proportions
>>2450136Both were oonige competitors at the two G1s Palmer won.
holy fuck I shouldn't have entered this thread, entire page is a mejiro PR stunt
>>2450134now we're talkin
>>2450136Palmer won Arima kinen with her and helios being runaways
>>2450130I wouldn't call her ugly, but there's definitely something off about her design. It doesn't seem as refined as most of the other umas.
>>2450136They were oonige besties irl too
>>2450090BofA is bad atm because it can proc on the homestretch after it delayed your spurt
>>2450138Yeah that's gotta be it, it almost breaks the illusion and shows off her absolutely massive anime head.
>>2450123But I like fat tits
>>2450136They were in the same generation and had a few close races against each other
>>2450143those Suzukas ain't got me Silent, they got me HOLLERIN'!
>>2450130I am a huge Palmer stan, but I could see how you feel that way. To be honest, the style of her 3D model is a tad off-putting to me at times, but she looks extremely cute to me in most official art (and fan art).
>>2450130>>2450014>>2450012POSTING IT AGAIN AWARDUGLIEST UMAS IN THE GAME>Biwa Hayahide>Ikuno Dictus>Zenno Rob Roy>Air Shakur>Inari One>Royce and royce>Dream Journey>Stay Gold>Marvelous Sunday>Biko Pegasus
>>2450104what the fuck were they thinking anyway
>>2450130I don't find her attractive but I don't hate or dislike her either. Definitely not ugly.
>>2450147True. It's never really been the best heal but it's better than nothing in my experience
>>2450125I hope you know this made me roll a tenner and ALL I GOT WAS MAMBO
Wuv you
>>2449984im unironically considering rolling for her just to learn more zoomerspeak
>>2450153I don't mean to be that guy but...>no Shinko Windyc'mon now
>>2450157I'd rather use whites or gamble on Radiant personally
>>2450154Considering how easily you meet the actual race requirements for the scenario I have to imagine they just didn't consider how good spamming races would be.
>>2450160>Fax, no printerNobody says this
>>2450130She's literally me. >hangs out with a gyaru>copy their slangs to get come off as a normalfag
>>2450160I fucking love that palmer always looks the tiniest bit slightly confused with helios
I wish I knew Ends were 10000000000000x better than Lates this CM 2 weeks ago but now it's too late to mutate
>>2450160She seems like a groovy gal.
>>2450163Sometimes those aren't an optionisn't radiant also a huge gamble though? And not heal as much either. I feel BofA would be more consistent, but it's track dependent as well. In my case I realized I just needed to bring more stamina period as I couldn't access reliable heals consistently
>>2450165having her do zoomerspeak is an adaptation of the japanese paripi slang and all of that shit becomes stale within like a month, so having her say shit that some dudes said on twitter for around two weeks and then never again is accurate
Dude, fuck off alreadyAnd this is after Kitasan finished her PoC event chain with 2 mood upshttps://litter.catbox.moe/pleijawq4az1jnyf.png
Would big nigger palmer dominate CM13?
>>2450168It's the other way around
>>2450168Sometimes lates are better, it depENDS
>>2450158Surely she’ll come in the next tenner
>>2450171Yeah but I doubt zoomers even know what a fax machine is
>>2450173No, no big niger will do well due to the stat difference, I do think she's better than suzuka as a slingshot uma rn
>>2450174NTA but I'm running both, I'm interested to see who winds up ahead. I've heard pretty mixed things on just about every style this time
>>2450174It most certainly is not and I speak from a lot of experience
What scares me is that I can understand what Helios is saying
>>2450181Without looking it up, my understanding was that its like a printer, but you can send messgaes from one fax machine to another, and it prints it out on its own. Like a prehistoric DM
>>2450187As an unc I make an effort to keep up with their rapidly developing alien slang, I think it's funny but the pace is incredible
>>2450187I'm a certified unc and it's really not that bad to understand her.
>image limit just as im about to post a career picsFuck man, anyway she's so adorable it's crazy. Has to be the cutest mejiro
>>2450196>cheugyOkay this is the first time I'm genuinely lost.
>>2450196Oh god im crying lmaoI HAVE to read this career post haste dawg
>>2450187Contrary to popular millennial belief, zoomer lingo is very straightforward to understand.
>>2450194its truly fascinating, lowkirkenuinely is in my all time greats personally
>>2450170Radiant isn't a full gold, but it does other things so if I can't guarantee it fires in time, Rad + a discounted white is my preffered cope over BoFA
>>2450189No retard, holy shit are uncs stupid? I'll translateAll fax (its a pun on facts) no printer. She's basically saying trvthnvke but for girls.T. 18 year old
Where was that video career an anon posted? I can't find it now. Also did anyone get use out of it?
>>2450205You are retarded.
>>2450203lowkirkenuinely is goated af
>>2450196Agreed. Her career was a really fun read.Makes me want to draw her (and Helios) like 20 more times.
>>2450200I had to look it up too.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheugy>People who are cheugy are referred to as cheugs.
>>2450205You are high key retarded, nigga. Read the post i was responding to
>>2448661friendly reminder that Cao Cao was never a ruler of Wei, Cao Pi was the first of Wei. Cao Cao was a loyal servant of the Han as confirmed directly by His Majesty the Emperor, and Liu Bei was just another rebel.
I genuinely want to smack every single poster itt, even the ones that didn't use zoomerslang, just to be sure
>>2450196Jesus Christ she wasn't kidding about that cringe warning
I'm loving the palmer dump though id love a full career one, it's quiche peanemis
>>2450217Now it might strike some posters as problematic, but I am of the strong opinion that everyone in this thread should die
>>2450206>>2448141
>>2450213Shi my bad og, I'm ngl I was scrolling my fyp at the same time. I was distracted
>>2450217smack me with your cock toreina san!
>>2448699HOLY SHIT
I'm WEIIII'ing too much in real life and my throat is going hoarse
>>2450196This feels like a chatgpt response
>>2450219>quiche peanemisAs an old ass unc, I've been doing okay reading through her career and this thread, but I genuinely had to look this one up.
>>2450229What the fuck does that mean
>>2450203First time I saw lowkirkuinely was in that Top Gun shitpost. Proto-zoomers are in touch with their poetic side, more than us old fogeys are willing to admit
Palmer is deadass a girlfailure, ts is so funny.
>>2450225YOUR danchou would say this
Would you guys say that you interact and are friends with people here more than some acquaintances irl?
>>2450222Agreed, now die for the good of this thread, I shall join you once it is done
>>2450231>"Quirky + Niche" (Quiche) and "Peak + Cinema + Analysis" (Peanemis)t. google
>>2450235This, the sooner you see palmer as a girlfailure the more you'll like her.
>>2450127>>2450137Fine.Super wip, it still needs a lot of workhttps://litter.catbox.moe/sui49tty14yjt66o.PNG>>2450131I try to keep a balanced diet of flats, mediums and fat tats.
>>2450237Im here once every 2 days so prob.
>>2450237Yeah...unfortunately. Nahhh you guys are alright, at least one tenth of you
>>2450232The "why did you talk about among us? Lowkirkenuinely everyone knows about our epstituatonship and well be cancelled at recess"? That was gold
>>2450214He was the duke of Wei and paved the road to a smooth transition of emperorship. The reason he never became emperor was that he lost the battle of Mr Chibi.
I started borrowing the Fukutard card and my runs have been extremely more consistent, less clocks wasted, reaching stat caps easier, can slot in more runs inbetween trainings without falling behind in stats. This card is too good, how come no one recommends it here? it's literally night and dayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/nhsikc4jt1fb71nn.jpg
>>2450153Add Orfevre, Transcend and Air Messiah
So /vm/a what did we learn this thread?
>>2450241Looking good!
>>2450237I don't know who any of you people are.
>>2450217Do I look like I know what a rizzler is? All I want is a story of a got dang uma.
>>2450241B-BOOBA!!!!damn the rendering skills mog mine
>>2450241Now that's groovy. Looking forward to the finished version.
>>2450249Learn?
>>2450249This community is extremely fucking entertaining
>>2450249Highkirkenuinely nothing, unc!
>>2450249Funniest place in 4chan
>>2450257>!Zumas don't use exclamation marks.
>>2450237>acquaintances irl?lollmao
>>2450241Holy Jesus Christ, Lord almighty
>>2450249You never go full brony.
>>2450246It's been discussed a lot in months past, people were singing its praises even during Unity. The starting stats make junior year a breeze.
>>2450237Yeah I spend most of my time with the thread open even if I'm not posting all the time. I don't know if anyone here would consider me a friend though.
>>2450246I always recommend it. It makes my runs so much better. However the last CMs have made me borrow either Creek or a WIT card like Mr.Cowabunga instead. SAD.
>>2450237Only in the sense that this tread is here 24/7 and my friends and acquaintances aren't.
>>2450245Chibi was rigged even harder than the third q/v/een of /v/ma
>>2450237I don't know any of you, but I appreciate all of you. Does that make sense?
>>2450246FCM is too good so people have to perma borrow NTR
>>2450237Only in the sense that I don't interact with anyone in the real world.
>>2450246I like borrowing NTR moreand then I like running Kita as well because I want Curvature, and don't need more than two speed cards. Fuku is nice though, all those initial stats are great. Her event frustrates the hell out of me though but I guess that's the point. Only like two times has she ever finished her chain. She functions more like a friend card than a speed card, so I guess you could run her as a "flex", but I would have to borrow her so it's not worth it in my case. If you were going for a trve high roll you'd want Fuku though probably
>my favorite uma will NEVER EVER sing the stranger than heaven songI hate it!
>>2450249Bronies are cringe, /v/ma's danchou is a pretty cool guy and some people unironically use 4chan terminology IRL.
>>2450278Shut the fuck up, /v/ma's danchou
>>2450237>irl acquaintancesI haven't had any of those since I graduated high school a decade ago
>Palmer's valentine's eventDamn, that was a cute one
>>2450278Biggest falseflag in the thread. Nobody thinks that about danchou.
>>2450278>/v/ma's danchou is a pretty cool guyqrd? I just woke up and that sounds like horseshit
>>2450249I fucking love this community and all of you despite the bad things and getting at each others throats sometimes. I am really thankful for having met you
>>2450277That shit is so good, song is a fuckin vibe
>>2450249palmer is cute and has nice boobies (courtesy of drawgod)
Zoomer here, just wanted to say just saw the Michael Jackson movie and it was good and it was the first time I heard his music and I've been listening to Smooth Criminal on loop for the past hour
>>2450281>>2450285>>2450286/v/mers is working overtime
I swear if somebody disses my danchou again I'm gonna choke a neigha
>>2450246It's a stat stick with an atrocious gold skill. It's only useful if you're unable to hit your stat targets without it. Otherwise, any other card with a decent gold skill is better.
>>2450293He's the King of Pop for a reason
>>2450160this is the first time any of these makes sense to me from the get-go
>>2450293>There are people that have never heard Michael JacksonWhat the actual fuck...
>>2450295Your danchou uhhh smells like ass
I forgot to tell youse that last night I had another uma related dream.In the dream I get a job and I'm told I have to use a Tokai Teio disguise.I think that by that they mean one of those big costumes like the ones they use in Disneyland for the mascots, but they mean I actually have to just dress up like Teio and I'm very embarrased.Before I dress as Teio I have a sort of psychotic episode and next thing I know I'm being treated by very caring psychiatrists, but they randomly think that I'm here because of being abused by my father who is a doctor (irl he isnt) which isnt true.I find the backpack I had the day of my psychotic episode and see all my stuff from the day I was wearing it and felt almost nostalgic. It was the Teio cosplay, bubblegum and a bit of money (and for some reason when I was holding the Teio cosplay I looked at it very lovingly). All the stuff is very disorganized and I start organizing it again. I think of how long I've apparently been here and my lack of memories of all the time I've been institutionalized. It saddens me, but I think of going back to my normal life. A voice then says "If you break, you can still glue yourself back together"
>>2450293MJ's music is kino.May I suggest one of the few songs he wrote entirely himself?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg5AIaduI1E
>>2450293Listen to Dirty Dianait's my favorite
>>2450293Based! all of the songs off Thriller are bangers, Beat it is good too. For his earlier stuff Rock With You is a bop. His music is timeless
>>2450300He died almost 20 years ago anon
Man in the Mirror>
Any of you uncs heard of this retro niche band called The Beatles?
Smooth criminal solos your verse
>>2450310I only heard of the beetles
Next we'll hear about someone who doesn't know about Prince.
>>2450304I mean MJ is one of the rare pop artists who wrote most of the main instrumental parts in his song. He'd sing the melodies for the bass, guitar etc, then musicians would record it for him. So yeah he composed most of his songs, just not EVERY instrument. Session musicians would fill in the gap and obviously it's not like he wrote Eddie Van Halen's solo in beat it
https://files.catbox.moe/yueg3g.png
>there are tasteless faggots that have never listened to stranger in moscow ITT
>>2450307People were talking about him and making jokes years after his death. The radio still plays his music all the time. More people recognize him than Jesus.It's just hard to believe
>>2450306>Beat it is good too.Forgot this was also on Thriller lol. Meant to say BAD is a good album too, the follow-up to Thriller, but imo it's hard to top Thriller. All the music videos are great too, he really tried to take it to the next level, definitely worth a watch. some are like mini-movies and iconic as fuck
>>2450310I genuinely do not like a single Beatles song and honestly thought they look and acted like a bunch of queers
I hate boomer hours
Do uncs ITT remember where they were on 9/11?
>>2450318But I live there? I listen to strangers every single fuckign day
>>2450323Boomer game, boomer community.
https://youtu.be/RtN47PdPehc?t=113I can't fucking get over how smooth he was.
>>2450323Just bunker down until they rest their tired bones.
>>2450322scaruffi is unironically right about the beatles, in fact I actually find it amusing that most beatles fans do not care about the sound of the music itself>I like the beatles because my dad had me listen to their songs so I feel nostalgic>I like the beatles because everyone says theyre the GOAT band so they are>I like the beatles because they were the first to do some shit already done by alternative or non-western musicians in western pop music which is le good, I wont elaborate why though>I like the beatles because deepest lore in each of their songs>I like the beatles because they do complicated music theory shit once in a while regardless of whether it sounds like shit or notIts never "I like the sound of them" ever.
>>2450324Yes I was on the kindergarten. But I do remember. I didn't get it. But my parents were glued to the TV. And I'm a thirdie so it was weird, also that there were so many news about something that had happened in another country, usually news were mostly national happenings.
>>2450324Seeing the towers fall on the news was one of my very first memories.
>>24503243rd grade classroom, teacher turned on the tv but didn't really get what was happening
>>2450324Yeah, I was in middle school in typing class. Teacher made some shock announcement after lunch time that something horrible happened. Went home and people were crying, but I remember being like "that's it?"Then they zoomed in on Rice Shower dancing and that's when something flipped a switch inside of me. I'll never forgive those VILLAINS
My favorite Michael Jackson song? Ice Cap Zone Act 1
>>2450324remember my mom coming to take me outta class
>>2450337typing class?
>>2450332I haven't listened to much Beatles admittedly but I do really like the sound of Eleanor Rigby.
>>2450324I was 7 years old and my parents were supposed to be on a flight that day while I was staying over at my best friend's house.That was also the day I saw boobs on Newgrounds on his computer for the first time. Shit was so fucking cash.
>>2450338This guy knows.
For me, its formerly unreleased MJ song Chicago 1945, not to be confused with his other unreleased song Chicagohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uiw7iTd8bcs
>>2450332I like listening to the Beatles but I also grew up listening to them with my dad. So who knows.Sgt Peppers is their best album.
