>Cancer cupBegins Jun 24, 2026Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2641140
i trust xitter dacchis on this onehttps://litter.catbox.moe/d6ix97o97voicxn8.png
Cute hachimi
>>2643164THE FACE OF /V/MA
Interesting looks like they're doing the crossover.
Finally, a good event!
>>2643176Do the umas have types.
>>2643179Yeah me
>>2643179Human men
TEIO IS MY WIFE!
>>2643179Big Trainer Cock
>>2643184The spica cheerleader uniforms are peak
Alright anons, its time. Post>DAY 1 WINRATE>NUMBER OF PLATS>THOUGHTS ON DAY 1
this ended up not being as funny as i thought it would be but i'm posting it anyway
only anons that used their ticket for Teio can post itt
>Sprint>not Taiki/Flower so need Neck and Neck to have a chance as pace but also Bakushin Guts gold sounds really good>if late need OYL but Blinding Flash also sounds really good and don't have wit Neicha so can't get bothI feel like I'm kinda fucked no matter what I do
>>2643187Yada
>>2643188Kino
>>2643187>DAY 1 WINRATE12/20>NUMBER OF PLATS10>THOUGHTS ON DAY 1Oguri Cap
>>2643187>75%>4>dude this is the worst CM ever, zero variety
>>2643179Me
>>2643188I like it
>>2643187Was aight, 6/14 plats
>>2643187This shit sucks ass, its boring and its the same day 1 as usual.
>perfect run with no fast learner>no med SWell, at least I got to UG before Thone hit global.
>>2643187My winrate is embarassing, and I got 4 plats, this is the hardest cm day 1.
>>2643187>>DAY 1 WINRATEpic related>>NUMBER OF PLATS3>>THOUGHTS ON DAY 1Lost to a lot of XOguris. Also lost a couple times to her not being able to overtake another late to get into 6th place and getting locked out of her accels. Those losses are the most frustrating ones.
>>264318770%2Almost everyone I went against today was horrible.
>>2643187>75%>8>better than my last 2 cms
>>2643187I haven't queued yet, I just dont see the point when everything is gonna be obsolete post throne
I can't wait for Throne to turn out to be the biggest nothingburger in the history of Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>People with the same winrate as me in rounds have 5x as many plats
>>2643202here's your CM team bro
>>264318715/2011Eh final A will be a crapshoot
Laurel is a more compelling protagonist than Oguri Cap.
>>2643218What can I say, it's effective!
>>2643221cute hibimeshi
How was your Shinko Wednesday, bros?I had to get knee deep in blackberry bushes today.
>>2643219I lost the sprint CM to a triple late start, finally understanding that finals A will always be a crapshoot feels so liberating
>>2643216That's life bro. I get high winrates and beat other trainers in rooms all the time. But none of that matters in finals and I have almost no plats to show for it as a result.
>>2643218Dawg oguri ate your fuckin pixels?
https://x.com/sakuragi68/status/2069754255528054926?s=20bro Gentil's VA is so cute
>>2643228I have understood that since the 2nd CM.
Im in a pretty good mood today, some rooms perchance?
>>2643218Not even Special Week would eat that
>>2643234Im still in the parent mines im afraid
>>2643234I only got one sprinter ace, tho I plan on hosting post throne ace races tomorrow
>>2643187[-] this demoralization anchor
>>2643236Anon thats a photo of special week's character
>>2643187>DAY 1 WINRATE75%. split picrel.4 wins, 1 loss to a hog4 wins, 1 loss to a hog5 wins2 wins, 1 loss to mejiro ardan (SOVL), 1 to a SMaru (the only time I was out-fronted), 1 to an OGuri where Scarlet wiffed Angling>NUMBER OF PLATS4>THOUGHTS ON DAY 1They're doing a lot better than I expected. Smaru has no golds. Vourbon has no MedS. Scarlet didn't finish TTL or Curvature chains and has lower power and wit. She has a mysterious ability to just go to the front that I can't explain.I think tomorrow will be much the same, but the "the next morning" entries will be throne remakes and so will round 2. I think there'll be a stiff dropoff.
What's it missing?
Chrono? Where are the sprint front runner parents?
>>2643226Feeling great, Shinkobro!
>>2643246Janny plays the game
>>2643246Great flatliner replacement theory
>>2643234Sure host em
>>2643187I swear i saw another anon running falco i can't be the only one
>>2643246Falcon's cuteness is pure
>>2643246Flatliner biodiesel powers hakuraku's servers.
>>2643249>AI can give Windy some nice vagina bones>can't even get the tuft of hair on the top of her head rightI vomit.
>>264318785%, 7 plats, HOLY FUCK I AM TIRED OF OGURI CAP
>>2643258Ignore AI posters windybro, hide
>>2643246Whistles steal rainbows from other trainers
>>2643187>40%>six plats>this game is dog shit
>>2643246The old republic's forbidden fuku sacrifice ritual to reset one's luck (DO NOT RESEARCH)
>>2643187>DAY 1 WINRATE40%>NUMBER OF PLATS6>THOUGHTS ON DAY 1Not looking good
>>2643246>THATWh-what?
>>2643271You know anon, THAT
>>2643271A way to guarantee anything you want....THAT
>>264318730%1eh....
>>2643271The ultimate barrier between a man and an empty shell.
>>2643246Neigha moments
>>2643246Tracen's underground abortion facilities
>>2643271the power of fhe whales, at the palm of your hands
>>2643246Multiple alleged attempts at cloning Kitasan Balck and Sunday Silence
>borrow a triple tiara parent with a juvenile fillies spark>look inside>Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)
>>2643246Cheval's cloning scandal
With higher and higher stat caps, will distance s become even MORE important over time?
Is it worth picking up straightway skills at all for CM16?
>>2643292Distance S is obligatory in JP to this day
>>2643284Sunday Silence isn't dead, they just change his stable every couple of years
>>2643271Don't look...
>>2643294For the most part they'll just act like late race velocity skills.
Currently building a sprint seiun parent, are there any skills that are at premium on that cm?
>gold city has a really cool and strong gambling accel ult>changed to anchors aweighI know this makes her way more viable, prob one of the strongest lates. But why?
From a PURELY METAFAG PERSPECTIVE which GL umas are worth picking up?
>>2643306Gambling accels are anything but cool
>>2643287I hate when parent builders do this, it ruins your affinity
>>2643308MACHAN
>>2643309T. Nu-Male
>>2643308You are not prepared
>>2643308VFujin, Helios, Kitasan White, Blaze Brian
Here's some cute NTR by that Ayabe guy
>>2643308XOguri
>>2643316Thats a MANT uma technically.
>>2643319I LOVE NTR
there's some absurdly adorable girls in this series.
>>2643246>Penrose Uphill RacetrackGets me every time.
>>2643309Daiwa Rocket is umazing
>>2643308>Pearl>Machan>Blaze Brian>Kitasan Blanco >Helios (if you don't get pearl so you need a miler)>VFujin >CBThose are the only umas worth pulling for.
>>2643330>PearlExplain why I should consider this hag
>>2643330ITS ALL TRASH
>>2643333kill yourself
>>2643187>DAY 1 WINRATE11/20 but this is great because I didn't build a single ace this entire CM period, I'm reuising old ones>NUMBER OF PLATS8, hoping for 9>THOUGHTS ON DAY 1Don't really care because it all changes tomorrow when throne drops
>>2643332>10% growth in speed and 20% in power>good parent for everyone>evolved skills make her laughably overpowered >sex and funny That's about it.
Mexican oonige woooo
>>2643333>Helios>trashThem's fighting words.
>>2643330>MachanHow many CMs am I going to use her if I'm also planning to get sex bakushin
>>2643346JAJAJAJAJAJA ORALE EL SEE EYE AYE PARA TI WEI
>>2643346LA GORDA pasa wouldn't say this
>>2643349Machan is very strong, you will need her for the first sprint LOH and you will use her on multiple CMs. You will use her until her valentine version.
>>2643319Need more kimono alts
>>2643343I don't like her stupid ass mole though
>>2643349We're not getting Ballroom Bakushin for like 5 years, so are you talking about her other alt?
FINALLY, a good fucking eventhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj7wBbemzHw
>fast learner>Bakushin event chain doesn't finish>Fine Motion event chain doesn't finish>groundwork but didn't get enough greens to activate itI'm a bit annoyed at that run.
>>2643362Isn't this event like 2 years away?
>>2643361Yeah, sports festival. I didn't play JP but from what I've heard in our threads Bakushin is better than Machan and checking the scheds it looks like they're relatively close to each other (assuming Sprint CMs are rare)
>>2643361He's probably talking about this absolute sex goddess
>>2643363Are you doing 2 debuffers for sprint?
>>2643368>shows less clothes >is less sex????
>>2643369I dunno I at least want to try it and see if it works. Should be pretty easy to one and done a couple in Unity once S.Golshi releases. If not I'll probably run King Halo and Taiki.
>>2643366Sports festival bakushin is barely stronger since 2 fronts is best, and you want machan anyway because she's the main sprint parent.
>>2643365Sadly, yes
What's the fate of VBourbon post her card? Is it over?
>>2643371hairstyle nerf if you ask me
>>2643378Her evolved skills are pretty ass, Escape artist can either gain a 0.15 recovery, or extend its duration by one second. And Concentration can give you 10 points to all stats. It's not looking good.
>>2643378She gets crucified and every front has to pay for her sins
>>2643382>eitherwhat the fuck how come some Umas get to choose between 2 different evolved skills?
cancer cup is giving me cancercant break 1 win
>>2643385It's pretty common. Seemingly random, too. These are Kitasan's evolved skills, for example
>>2643385They go back and add variant evolved skills to some of them sometimes. Not all of them though
>>2643389Do you get to pick if you meet both requirements?
>>2643390>>2643389I hate Cygames and the fucking privilege they give some Umas and not others, jesus christ.
>>2643378Bourbon will never truly be "bad", even today. She's 100% usable in champions meeting or LOH. She's just a bit outdated, bourbon is despised by cygames. Due to being a terrorist like oguri she got taken out back and shot like ol yeller with the introduction of her wit card, shitty evolved skills and her power card. You can use her for mile and still do pretty well at least.
It took me four runs to find out which of my not perfect but serviceable end XOguris could actually win. I thought Palmer and Bourbon would do much better based on testing rooms but they kept getting blasted by Pace XOguris until that last run when I finally found the good one.
>>2643391Noppers
>recycling old aces for CM>spend all day playing Deltarune insteadyep, time to flatline!
>>2643386Post your team
>>2643396I did this.
>>2643396I also did this
>>2643389>turn a long skill into a medium skill>Kitasan black can have beeline burst AND frontrunner straights @ AND medium straights @ AND Blast Forward (evolved)christ how horrifying.
>>2643403ZOOM
>>2643393When you say she'll never be bad, could I win graded with her?
Is Camping Taiki better than vanilla Taiki for the sprint if you can luckshit your way into inheriting SFV?
>>2643407Bourbon is fine, that's about it. You stop running bourbon wit when daiwa wit comes out, then cygames crucifies bourbon again when bourbon power comes out. They do not want her out of jail. She's just in a really rough spot, could use an alt honestly.
>>2643409In that case I'd say yeppers
>>2643409Probably, the gold Head On is massive.
>>2643414I know something else that is massive
I think I’m in love with Mejiro Palmer
>>2643415Don't you fucking say it
>>2643389How do evolved skills that can turn into different things like this work? Does it automatically go with whichever one you fulfill the conditions for first, or do they just get unlocked and you can grab it whenever you want like a regular skill?
>>2643418You just choose
>>2643416Would you say you're considering your feelings on Mejiro Palmer?
I just remembered to take a break from Deltarune to do my CM runs
Parent farmers, when do you say "eh, good enough?"My autism won't let me settle for nothing but 3 star sparks in all fields and it's killing my will to continue.
>>2643416>being in love with a stallionthat's gay
>>2643416Consider marrying Mejiro Palmer.
>>2643416Uncharacteristically good taste for this place.
>>2643423>Parent farmers, when do you say "eh, good enough?"The second she hits the distance spark I'm looking for. I've used plenty of 1* guts parents for my CM aces. There is no fucking way I would ever grind a parent for days on end trying to get something perfect.
>>2643421Just how many neighas were playing deltarune?
>>2643416a lovely picture of your girl
>>2643431>walk into thread>autism meta argument>close the thread, play vidya, come back laterThat's what I did at least, chapter sucked unfortunately
you just can't beat the real thing it's impossible
You someone who deserves to get another alt? Silence Suzuka.
>Deltatroons in my thread
>>2643436I agree cuz none of the two suzukas are all that.
>>2643423Depends on what you need and how good your grandparents are, good whites means i can overlook something like 2* wit but i don't have that leisure with sprint
>>2643438Grass would do this
>>2643439Speaking of suzuka. Base or summer suzuka?
>>2643431Toby himself, for starters
Thank you Shakur very cool
>>2643420I’m straight up considering my plans to main late/end all to not leave Palmer behind.
>>2643443Base suzuka is a pretty good filler front/big nig for sprint and mile, summer suzu is genuinely very strong but shes only usable in mediums
>>2643446You neighas are making me attracted to shakur and I don't like it
>>2643187>50%>7 plats>ThoughtsOne of the worst day ones ever, would literally not stop matching me against fucking whales and I checked their decks to be sure. Late starts every fucking match. My initial reaction was "this is the worst CM ever", everything about it is shit. My team is kinda mid and straight up might be the first DQ to Finals B I've gotten since Taurus 1. But I at least qualified for group A. Not really saying much, it's gonna be hell. Waiting for throne to remake but I'm keeping my expectations low. Might not wind up with anything better, I phoned it in this time.
1-2-1, back to procrastinating
>>2643246>Luck is a non-renewable resourceI hate that this is true.
>>2643431Lately I've been procrastinating but more because I'm playing that Elliot game. I'm liking it more than I thought, but I wonder how much of it is forgetting that I enjoy 2D Zelda even if it isn't exactly the same.
>>2643438
>>2643246X-Factor Theoryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circulatory_system_of_the_horse#%22X_factor%22>The X factor theory proposes that a mutation within a gene located on the X chromosome of horses causes a larger-than-average heart. A larger-than average heart was documented in certain high-performance Thoroughbred, Quarter Horse, and Standardbred racehorses. It was first seen in Eclipse, at 6.4 kg (14 pounds). A large heart was also seen in Phar Lap (6.4 kg/14 lb), Sham (8.2 kg (18 lb)), and Secretariat (estimated at 10 kg (22 lb)).>A necropsy on Eclipse by Charles Vial de Sainbel found that he had an abnormally large heart, weighing 14 pounds (6.4 kg)>At the time of Secretariat's death, the veterinarian who performed the necropsy, Thomas Swerczek, head pathologist at the University of Kentucky, did not weigh Secretariat's heart, but stated, "We just stood there in stunned silence. We couldn't believe it. The heart was perfect. There were no problems with it. It was just this huge engine." Later, Swerczek also performed a necropsy on Sham, who died in 1993. Swerczek did weigh Sham's heart, and it was 18 pounds (8.2 kg). Based on Sham's measurement, and having necropsied both horses, he estimated Secretariat's heart probably weighed 22 pounds (10.0 kg), or about 2.5 times that of the average horse (8.5 pounds (3.9 kg)).
Why is it so frowned upon to run oshi+double debuffer? At least I'm not using XOguri
>>2643484I think you should stop giving a fuck about the third rates itt
>>2643484Don't let them tell you it's frowned upon. I'm using 3 dominators.
>>2643484i don't think anyone complains about oshi + double debuffers unless it's something like bourbon
>>2643484Debuffers are just gay.t. runs 3 off meta every CM
>>2643484Don't concern yourself with the dull opinions of third-rates. All actions are permissible as long as they bring glorious victory to your oshi.
>>2643484Third rates think using my oshi doesn't count just because she's a front runner. Fuck them, just do whatever you want
>>2643484the people bitching about it aren't even playing the game as shown in recent events
>hit a roadblock in my attempt to archive the old Clone Wars Welp, guess it's time to play the game.
I don't know about any strategy. I just like running 1 Front, 1 Pace, and 1 Late/End because it feels comfy.
Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>2643495>1 frontThis will be viable in a week!
>>2643484You know what's also frowned upon? Losing!
>>2643187>73% (60% if I count one in which I entered a xogger who was apparently set by default to be a late without me noticing)>5>Cautious. I'm still not sure which umas I should run because all of them fall just a bit short of my goals. I gotta outxog the competition so I think it'll really come down to what I can whip up when Throne drops.Out of curiosity, what do you guys think is my best bet for Rudolf/Xog? I'm gonna start plugging them into umalator to compare, but I'm not sure how reliable that is.
>>2643484anon really debuffs?no dignity
>>2643518that 19k oguri looks good, missing some mid race, 18.1k also looks decent but you ideally want wit capped17,9 rudolf also looks great how is she performing?
>>2643532I haven't actually tried the 17.9 Rudolf yet. She's actually one of my Aries aces that I considered recycling, but I wasn't sure if he stamina would hold up. 17,067 won one out of 15 races and made top 3 in 33%, whereas 17,721 won 0/5 but made top three in 40%.
I'm going back to SF6, Chrono. Wake me up when Cancer is over.
>>2643492Front cucks have no shame.
>>2643537i would consider saving some strong umas and testing your own aces against them, most seem very close in power at a glance
Can horses be slutty?
>>2643566What the fuck are those?
>>2643566>this is how uma musume looks in the uma musume universe
I might be retarded.
>>2643577Don't worry, I accidentally bought the Hot Topic item the other day, so there's someone dumber than you out there
I still don't have a good sprint parent...
>>2643587I haven't even started
>>2643566why don't my webms have filenames now?
>>2643587I'm just bringing my TT team for sprint
>>2643487I look down on this.Oshigaming is soul, but double debuffers is double anti-soul.
>1/14>I counted, all 14 of my losses were to Xoguri/2dom or Xoguri/1dom/Vbourbon, and at least half of those were against 2 teams of that exact comp>got 2nd, 3rd, 4th on like 6 of those racesgenuinely does it ever get better? if this is just gonna be every single mile/medium/long cm, then I'm not even going to bother with cm's anymore. I don't mind getting my ass handed to me, but when it's to the same exact fucking 3-4 characters 14 times in a row it gets old real fast
Highest wit Ogurin torenah.
>>2643596It's going to be more meta from now on since new umas usually are track specific or with more conditions for their unique
>>2643596Not exactly, the MANT meta is the worst about it. GL and GM have more interesting metas (even if GL is frontsmaxxing time)
>>2643598What was he cooking???
>>2643601If it's track specific umas there's going to be less people rolling for them though no? With Ogurin and Bobo every sloptuber praised them to high heavens.
>>2643598How do you get that many stats but hardly any skill points?
>>2643596next cm is gonna be fine since it's sprint, but 3 cms after that are xog fest. Not sure about the future.
>>2643610Ultra niche uniques are usually reserved for alts so don't worry on that front.
>>2643610The thing is if they're meta then you'll definitely see them on group A. I already accepted that global is such a hard meta environment
>star horse collab is coming to global Get ready for PEAK
>>2643606when do late/end chads get their chance in the spotlight? feels like every time it's just "lol you never get to go above 6th place because the entire lobby is going fronts" and none of my skills get to proc, or I basically have to run 2 sacrificial lates just for my end to even have a chance to proc anything, which isn't fun either
>>2643624The late surger renaissance starts with year 2 in GM, but during GL they'll be 2nd to fronts due to very good skill cards, backliners are already pretty good too. And the PDM nerf will help them out.
Whoever is responsible for making fronts so ridiculously unbalanced should be strangled.
I just managed to enter Group A! Xoguri Cap is such an amazing investment.
>>2643628it wasn't that bad on JP, globalfags are just too autistic
>>2643627that's comforting to hear. I still have issue with skills that have a positional requirement being so dependent on the overall lobby's composition. It doesn't feel good to know that my late/end team is just fucked because 2 randoms went all in on the front half. I hope some new umas come out with better activation reqs that can replace ryan/dober
>>2643630Because nobody knew how to play properly. Global already has CN/KR and JP knowledge, a lot of smurfing happening too
>>2643621Why are they putting aliens in the game?
>>2643596Evolved skills will bring up other umas so that Oguri isn't the only real choice. Also buffs to skills, new skills from support cards and new meta umas to shake things up.>>2643624Ends already dominate on long tracks, it's lates that need (and do get) the help eventually.
>>2643632Perhaps the biggest weakness of backliner and specifically late teams is that they're completely at the mercy of the full lobby comp.
>>2643640That's a big problem but having just one front with a sacrificial runaway can create such a distance that even perfect proccing all your accels isn't enough.
>>2643629this but unironically, anyone that wanted an easy MANT pass should have ticketed oguri
>>2643636They look like aliens to you?
>>2643643What else could they be?
>>2643642You say that but then there's people like this >>2643598
>>2643634Smurfing??
>>2643640That's why global's obsession with Xog and Vbourbon make this environment all the more rough for backliners. I just hope the meta gets more varied as time goes on, but I feel like it won't. Global having years of foresight will allow the metaslaves to zero in on 3 umas every time for each CM. I don't know what a good solution for this problem is
>>2643646
Cygames are going to kill global lmao
>>2643644I see beautiful mares, and fat horse pussy
>>2643651How can horse pussy be fat
>>2643652Well you see it's quite simple, it's becau
>>2643651What's a mare? What's a horse? Those sound like aliens to me.
>>2643168For future edits, if you want to clean this up, the original font is Comic Sans MS at 28pt bolded. I'm starting to turn into a font autist because of how many old memes I've recreated or stored, help
>>2643646When a vet player makes a new account to shit on noobs.
>>2643648She should be blue
Woah that can't be right
>>2643645the sheer amount of people running gigawhale decks with metacomps that still fail the most basic of witchecks is funny
>>2643656Yeah I know what smurfing is, how do you do it in Uma?
Gomen, Danchou. It's another "team trials only" kind of day
So, I know we've got at least a Star Wars fan and a Command and Conquer fan in here, so let me posit some questions:>Who would Kane train?My personal pick would be Curren-Chan for global and Dream Journey for JP. My criteria mostly comes down to "who is the closest to being a sociopathic and manipulative bastard," which is generally just a good fit for the Brotherhood. Dream Journey would probably be a welcome breath of fresh air for Kane too, because not only is she willing to carry out operations, she's actually loyal, an incredible luxury in God's forsaken army.>Which of the umas would be force sensitive?Honestly, I think Machikanefukukitaru is the closest to being actually force sensitive in-game. Her luck would easily translate into force precognition, and Shiraoki is this mysterious force, and no one sees it of course.
>>2643660Be a JP or KR player who knows how the game works and no need to umaroll since you've got your main account so you just pull meta traineers, meta cards, and already know how to play the scenario.
>>2643663But JPfags suck at the game and they already tried smurfing in the first CM and they got btfo so hard they went running back to their JP hugbox
>>2643662Holy reddit cringe Batman
>>2643666I'm hopped up on painkillers right now so I have absolutely zero limit. Just be glad it's uma related.
>>2643665Hey, I may not be the best at the game but you leave Jurassic Park out of this.
>>2643658That is correct actually, also the transfer requests will give books too iirc
>>2643566This is a very odd crossover.The fuck even IS Starhorse anyways?
>>2643665all of them?
>>2643665I don't know why some people always insist JP players suck at the game as though they're not having to play through new scenarios, mechanics, and uma/support banner drops blind. Meanwhile, while we're here calculating years of pulls in advance, looking at guides written with hindsight, and reading team comp data from bots scraping thousands of public races.
>>2643670Spino sucks
>Spino su-ACK
feathers
>>2643676We take it more seriously, we discovered strats they never used and are stronger at this point than they were at the same time
>>2643680>spoilersAn umamusume is a featherless biped with a tail!
>>2643681I think you might be retarded
>>2643681Yeah, retard, because we're not working from scratch.
>>2643680- are cringe.
>>2643674Its uma but made by Sega and low poly horse
>>2643686Ok, I accept your concession
Which uma would accept your confession?
....today is CM? I forgot to register...
https://x.com/07J_dennis/status/2069611440789684434Dotobros...
>>2643693It automatically puts you in open if you dont register right?
>>2643695I think Graded is the default
>>2643694This is canon because Doto sees Opera as her own idealized self.
>>2643687Most of that is cool
>>2643682Behold! I've brought you an umamusume!
>>2643692How early are you confessing to them? I think you'd struggle to find any that would reject it. The only one in global I can think of is Smart Falcon, and she'd immediately accept it without hesitation if it was post-retirement. She clearly wants it, but she's committed to her job and her job requires her to look available.
>>2643676That's why they suck, retard. Throw in a JP 80% win rate Uma in our CM and the horse will not win anywhere near as much.I don't care if you suck at football because you have the valid excuse of missing a leg. You still suck at football
>>2643699Thats just rice shower
>>2643697I have said this so many times, both in my head and actually out loud. I might have a problem
>>2643681>strats they never usedsuch as?
>>2643703You, me, and Rice Shower.>>2643699You know, I would've accepted a featherless chicken too, because they still have a tail, but... damn, yeah this would definitely throw more than a few wrenches to Umato's description.
>>2643695>>2643696Then I'm in the schrodinger 's box. I still can't access my PC so hopefully the game puts me in graded.
>>2643701Your logic is so wrong it feels like bait, so I'll just call you a retard.
>>2643704Turf Falcon was 100% Global
>>2643708It isn't wrong. You're just a coping retard
>>2643687Dino Crisis 2 Giganotosaurus, my beloved.
>>2643709No, KR and CN did the Falco thing first.
>>2643694The Overlord is a bum when it comes to grappling...
>>2643701This is hilariously bad faith. No, people don't suck at X because you insist on completely divorcing them from context, just like global being a proverbial Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court doesn't make you inherently better.
>>2643709
>>2643718I'm not divorcing anything. They suck because they didn't understand how the game works as much as Global does and didn't develop tools like Global did.There was no Haku in years of JP, global made it in like 5 months. JP is a casual server.
>>2643709Some past JP cancer guides already have her as a threat. Lurk more.
I don't think throne will make that much of a difference to be honest, it will raise the floor for sure but the ceiling is already tight in terms of stats and skills
>>2643724Throne is a great borrow for exactly XOguri this CM since she needs capped wit but most people don't have 2 wit SSRs so either you were borrowing a pure statstick like CB or Neicha, which left you down a gold, or you were trying to chase a highroll while also hitting Med S and Corner Recovery
>>2643722>they didn't understand how the game works as much as Global doesThe pool of mechanical knowledge privy to global is built on pre-established testing and reverse engineering. The ability to cherry pick exact usage of carats is because we already have historical information of banners and their associated meta impact. Again, this is all absurdly disingenuous.
qrd on the aim for the stars dream team event?
>>2643729
>>2643728You're saying almost the exact same thing I'm saying and arriving to a wrong conclusion.JP sucks compared to global partially because they don't have foresight.It's obvious when Seriru recommends shit like lucky pace Pasa that only worked in JP because people were shit at building Fronts and has been a meme in Global since the start because people actually knew how to build Fronts from the start
>>2643729Do your best Team Rigil impression and poach all the strongest umas so you can assemble an unstoppable giga team.
>>2643738
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SYMBOLI RUDOLF'S ONLY ALT TO THIS DAY IS THE SHITTY BOTTOM TIER ARCHER ONE?
>>2643747>year 1 uma with one alt that may or may not be goodJoin the club, buddy.
>>2643729>train your GOAT uma>race against other toreinas>if you win, steal one uma from their team>keep climbing the rankings>get as strong as possible and complete the umadex
>>2643724>>2643726Throne might make a difference on fronts, seeing it gives you second gold midrace, frees a slot for you and prunes your event pool.
No one showed up for the 3 Kingdoms thread on /tv/
>>2643756I never see any /v/mabros in /tv/.
>>2643749>>2643747>El Condor Pasa and Symboli Rudolf both have a solid claim for the title of greatest Japanese race horse in the history of the JRA>both have one alt that age terribly if it was even good on release>both are used exclusively for ult breeding fodderActual mistreatment.
>>2643756Wasn't there a koei thread on /vst/?
>>2643764I don't think I've ever seen Rudolf mentioned as the goat, several other triple crowns overshadow him pretty badly.
>>2643758How would you recognize them?
>>2643780Using our secret code, of course.
>>2643782
>>2643777Rudolf has 13 wins in 16 starts and 7x G1s. He has a giant plush in Nakayama for a reason.
>>2643783Ningen
>>2643783NEKO
>>2643782Kita should have stayed a loli.
>>2643783Bwo
>>2643788Both of them should have and I'm not even a lolifag.
>>2643785An amazing horse, yes. The greatest Japanese horse of all time? No. The quality of horses and the level of competition is just so much greater these days. For easy comparison Rudolf's Japan Cup win is the slowest ever. Deep Impact, Orfevre (if serious), even Narita Brian should be considered stronger. Outside the triple crowns there's Equinox.
>>2643788>>2643790Kita and Dia are hot as fuck and top 5 hotties in the game. Absolutely not
>>2643764>Shinko Windy a literally who horse>No alts, only one SSR and SR card each>The worst dirter, not even used as a parentI think she got too much from Cygames. She should have been a 1 star uma.
>>2643758/v/mabros are rare in /a/ as well
>>2643795
>>2643790If alts had their own careers instead of just a few events being different, I could see playable S2 loli versions (or characters at different points in time in general) as something an alternate Cygames might have tried.
>>2643801Imagine playing as old Doto.
>>2643793They would have been top 3 if they were still lolis
Are you guys gonna get any of the Weiss Schwarz cards? I don't collect them at all, but I might have to grab a box since the support card recreations seem pretty neat.
>>2643805Are there any codes i can redeem on them?
>>2643803Sorry Epstein, you are wrong
>rejecting kita and dia's perfectly-sized paizuris for being a nonce
>>2643812we call ourselves anons for a reason
>>2643812Yes.
>>2643812It's okay, I still have Taiki and Doto.
>>2643805I don't want a physical copy of this face. I am seeing it in my dreams already.
>>2643818Doto would probably snap it in half, no thank you
I need to rantI WANT TO WIN THIS CM SO BADI WANT THE CANCER TITLE WITH A STAR I LITERALLY WONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE TITLE SYSTEM ANYMORE IF I HAVE ITPLEASE PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE
>>2643821In this specific fantastical scenario Taiki would help guide her.
>>2643822I never won the OG Cancer so I don't care. Good things about being a loser
>>2643805Might grab some singles depending on the availability. Never played the game before
>>2643807I have no idea, but my gut says that would be too generous
>>2643822Cancer plat is debatably the most desirable because for some reason Cancer is the only one that leaves a big gaping hole in your title list if you don't win plat.
>>2643822Cancer is my zodiac and it was the first cm I got play in, so I feel the pressure too
>>2643822I have the plat from the previous Cancer but I don't care about getting the star because I already missed it on Taurus which is where I really wanted it.
>>2643805I don't play physical TCGs but if I had to get one, I'd probably go with the Shadowverse signed cards, they sometimes have different illustrations and having your oshi signed card would be nice.
>>2643822I would also like a star for my funny little kani.
>>2643837I can almost see it
>just be stronger>the f2p scenario btw>cheatsevery time
>>2643834I'm a gemini and I've jobbed gemini both times. it really sucks that CMs don't keep the zodiac theme after year 2. I'll never redeem myself. I curse everyone to job on their birth sign CM because I'm a miserable fleshpile of hatred and spite.
>>2643846>don't keep the zodiac theme after year 2.This is the most retarded shit ever, the Zodiac names are way cooler and have more impact. I will not care about plats once these are general names, I already hate that we are using numbers instead of zodiacs in here more every single day
>>2643848The death of sovl
>>2643849Yeah I simply won't care about CM after this, forever mad that there are zodiac plats I will never have now
>>2643848They could’ve easily just added more stars to the titles. Then once you reach 3 stars the animal in your title could turn golden or get some extra visuals. If they wanted to make it more explicit, they could just add Mile/Medium/etc. to the end, like Taurus Mile or Taurus 15. That would honestly be much easier.
Danchou, Cygames are getting destroyed by aliens. Can I have the next ten days off
>>2643851/v/ma danchou had the right idea all along it would seem
>>2643837>tfw your oshi is in the set but wasn't fortunate enough to received a signed variantT-thanks, Cygames.
>>2643822Why cancer specifically? Most people already have at least one star. And a large chunk of people here probably have 2. The ones that play the game anyway
>>2643853Don't worry, my pirate catgirls are on the case
>>2643844How is that possible? Can you report that? of course it's a teiofag
>>2643844Please understand. Teio is such a bad character that she's literally unwinnable unless cheating
>>2643621>Special Week, Silence Suzuka and Tokai TeioYAAAAAWN, call me when actually good and/or interesting horses are used
>>2643858Hmm I remember /v/ shilling this before. What is the name of the game, pirateX?
>>2643853If you can post here you can still play the game. Chop chop!
>>2643864XPiratez, a total conversion for OpenXCOM.I was going to ask too, but I reverse image-searched with Google Images. I hate AI but I must admit that Google Images does a great job tracking games I don't know anything about.
>>2643860It's theoretically possible to get gold skills from outside your deck/scenario hints if you're ungodly lucky with random support events, but getting this many would be on the level of some roguelite speedrun shit where you're reading the seed RNG ahead of time.Never mind that (assuming this isn't shopped) some of these skills can't be sourced from cards to begin with.
>>2643865I'm busy playing Rogue Trader
Danchou I am sorry, I will have to do another suicide run today
>4-1>3-2>4-1What's going on here? Did everyone died? Why is my third-rate ass winning? Is this the calm before the storm? Am I going to get slaughtered in round 2?
>>2643874we're all sending cm12 aces until the throne release
>>2643874Shitter hours also it feels like a lot more people are completely MANTbroken and are sending in TT horses.
I don't know what I want to do, help me decide. The options are:1. Finally make a MANT dirt squad for TT (feels a bit wasteful this close to GL).2. Prep sprint parents for the next CM (I'm not going to do this even if you tell me to).3.Try out some sprint CM ace builds (might be pointless before Throne).4. Other generic parent runs (my current medium Dober is complete ass).5. Suicide runs with any uma of your choosing! Except I refuse to kill Teio or McQueen this way.
>>2643812it's a DERV thing, you wouldn't get it
>>2643867>>2643864Yup, xPiratez. You can run a Sweepy brigade.
>>2643878>5. Suicide runs with any uma of your choosing! Except I refuse to kill Teio or McQueen this way.Kill Suzuka!
>>2643878>Suicide runs with any uma of your choosing!Urara, but you can only crash the run after making a serious attempt at the Hopeless Stakes.
>>26438783 or 4 since you don't really need throne for sprints
>>2643874sloptubers gaslit everyone into waiting for Throne
>>2643870You can check it yourself https://uma.moe/profile/993537180920
>>2643880But I'm on der/v/...
>>2643887check what
>>2643888Not liking this new der/v/ slander when this is literally me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ggACNNy90
>>2643887>Champions Meeting data display is currently under development.
>5-0 ticket with the first kitasan that rolled distance s, a tt daiwa that i made week 1 of mant, and a recycled dominatormant and its consequences have been a disaster for cm
>>2643844Thats a Teio. Odds of actually getting sparks like that and censored name....probably shooped.
>>2643893You're only now learning how op fronts are? Have you missed all the frontbroken seething?
>>2643893Where are these people you're facing? I feel like I'm fighting for my life out here.
>>2643889the Golshi in their TT team has Superstan
>>2643894Tail Nine is literally impossible to get currently. Only two umas can access it from potentials.
>>2643898Tail Nine can't be inherited via sparks?
>>2643900Nigga stop gluing mcqueen and play the game
>>2643900Not the gold version, no.
>>2643900It's gold tail held high, anon.
>>2643891I'm exactly like that too and I was also listening to Super Creek ASMR while training.
>>2643897I don't see a Golshi in their TT.
>>2643897I'm not seeing a Golshi in his team. He has 2 Seiuns on Long though
>>2643891Liking a girl instantly makes her sexy for me. I'm not joking. She could be the flattest board this side of McQueen and if I enjoy her personality, she's instantly hot.
>>2643906You don't need to look that deeply his fan count gain 10xed this month. That's a cheater.
>>2643903 >>2643902I genuinely don't know how spark inheritance works.>>2643901Man, I'm just shit at the game. Also I don't have McQueen, except in stam. card form.>>2643907Does this game do fucking any data validation?Are the umas done from the fucking CLIENT SIDE!? WHY AM I CONNECTING ALL THE TIME IF THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>>2643911Maybe thats a cheat, but its not a cheat we are talking about. Don't change the topic.
>>2643912>It's a newfriendI'm sorry for talking shit
>>2643906>>2643907Must've swapped it out then.
>>2643912You can't inherit golds, golds give a higher chance for your parent to have the white version
>>2643909It sounds like you have the rarest and most depraved fetish on 4chan: a normal healthy sexuality
New paka live tomorrow anyone know which seiyuus these are i don't speak moon runes?
>>2643920Tazuna, El, FineMo, Doto, Natie, Topro, and Curren Pure
>>2643920When in doubt check this artist
>Pace chasers be like
>>2643912>Does this game do fucking any data validation?A few months back before MANT, I believe there was an anon experimenting to see how much a modified client could let you get away with in career mode, one of the results being an El that ran a different race during a goal day (this instantly failed the career).There's definitely shenanigans you can pull that aren't just botting.
>>2643915>nobody checked it ingameMaybe...maybe this anon is onto something....
>>2643923PLACE YOUR BETS, GENTLEMEN, WHO GETS THE SUMMER ALT AND WHO GETS CARDEDMe? I am all in one El Condors pasas, and maaaaybe Doto's dotos
>>2643920Google Translate's RIGHT fucking there.In order from left to right, top to bottom,>Yukiyo Fujii, Tazuna Hayakawa>Minami Takahashi, El Condor Pasa>Chinami Hishimoto, Fine Motion>Misaki Tada, Meisho Doto>Kaori Maeda, Nice Nature>Kanna Nakamura, Narita Top Road>Anju Oda, Curren Bouquetd'or
WAIT A SECOND.THERE IT IS. HE CANNOT REMOVE IT FROM HALL OF FAME. SUPERSTAN GOLSHI IS THERE TOO.993537180920
>>2643932goddamn tazuna's a babe
>>2643931I really want to see more from El Condor Tetas, is that how you say it?
>>2643933ye he does have it
>>2643933>it's realThis is witchcraft.
>>2643931When will it be Daiwa Scarlet's turn..
>>2643931>dancho finally gets a usable altI can't wait to roll for it in six years!
>>2643942Anon...its over...Before you ask, yes, she also got carded out of a wedding alt
>>2643945Dumbass got a panic attack. This is like 2 hours fresh. He cannot erase Hall of Fame umas unless he makes a better one, so he kinda shot himself in the foot with that one.There is a category for reporting cheaters but if this exploit catches on and less retarded guys just optimize CM aces, why even bother grinding normal aces....Also you can report him if you want.https://support.umamusume.com/contact/
>>2643949Oh I'm looking at the wrong Torena, that's on me. Disregard!
>>2643949>theconnoisseurofcumWhat kind of faggot website is this?
>>2643959You know exactly where the fuck it is.
>there are still people who unironically breed their aces manually instead of just injecting them with UmaHeX
>>2643965Oh god it really is just like Pokemon, isn't it?
>>2643968Next event will make us completely pokemon
>>2643912>Does this game do fucking any data validation?Do you honestly believe that a port of a Japanese mobile game from 2020 would do anything but check if the data you're asking it to return actually exists before returning it, and throw an error otherwise? Something like that should really get your account flagged for investigation at minimum, but nobody's monitoring it. Reminds me of early Master Duel where people were feeding the server their custom deck data and drawing Exodia turn 0.>>2643965>Dear CM Players: Stop Cheating.
My wife is going to get mediocre shit evolved skills and I am still supposed to use her on everything right? Unless I divorce and change her
>>2643965When the needle bitch talked about injecting this is definitely not what I had in mind.
>>2643883Didn't even place a single time. Are you supposed to focus more on Turf than Medium? Not that I'm going to try again.>>2643882>>2643884Noted, I'll kill a Suzu for the daily after reset and then do a Medium Dober parent run.
If people are hacking and making CM pointless then we might as well just abandon global. What is the fucking point?
>Never used Team Sirius because I was training Rice for long CM>Decide to try it out as practice for throne tomorrow>max the friendship gauge before make debut>it is classic december and it still hasnt' started datingIs there a trick to it or is spe just a faggot as usual?
actually i remember before MANT there were people somehow making pasa run the oka sho but i don't remember if they did anything about it
What are the chances Cygames goes scorched earth and mass-bans everyone using QOL mods
>>2643975>Are you supposed to focus more on Turf than Medium?Distance is more important than turf in case you ever plan on doing a completionist run.
>>2643972>do you honestly believeThat a game would practice the BARE FUCKING MINIMUM of data verification? Shit that was figured out in the 80s when games were running over copper phone lines and IPX? Yes. I am shocked that Umamusume is this bad.You know, at least ROBLOX had the excuse of "the game wasn't multiplayer originally" and "the two main developers are working in a language they'd never used and have never made a game before," this is just absurd.
>>2643977I didnt start playing for CMs, ill continue playing ignoring the CMs.>bu-We have the "do you play competitively or not" argument every CM cycle.
>>2643978I just had this happen while reading your post
>>2643931Tan Condor alt would make me almonds
>>2643978it works the same as any other pal card where if you train once with them you can get the dating start event
>>2643986Plenty people here play for CM. Maybe not tryhards but at least semi competitive.
>>2643989>giving a character slightly darker skinWill NEVER happen in a gacha
>>2643975>Are you supposed to focus more on Turf than Medium?It varies from person to person, but generally I think people either use turf E + medium C or turf D + medium D. You can compensate for the power debuff with accel skills, though this effectively means that Dober inherit is mandatory.Pic related is my current closest attempt, though I haven't had much time to revisit it.
Should I unlock Suzuka from the daily stars or wait until I get the 2025 training the trainer voucher to see if I get her?
>>2643995You're better off running her as a front if you're struggling with winning races.
>it's finals time>a seiun with right-handed demon/beeline burst/escape artist/top runner/taking the lead/professor of curvature/refraction arc/flash forward/killer tunes/tail nine/see ya later/wild wind/concentration shows upYour response?
>>2643996Use the voucher>>26439953rd rate here, i thought that turf aptitude affects acceleration. Wouldnt it be a better choice to run her as a front then?
Wait, I just realized. If the game's not doing very much validation, then... couldn't I trick it into giving me items like stars?Could I unlock things?
>>2644001Free carats
>>2643975zoomer streamer I watch recently finished his haru completionist run.https://youtu.be/btX_Zi7p9pshe found that doing Turf E Med C was causing haru to just never be able to stay with the pack and did the whole thing on Turf D med D, pretty much praying for inspiration sparks.The hardest races are the mediums before 1st inspiration. Hopeful Stakes, Yayoi Sho, and the two G3s to a lesser extent. The other advantage of D-D is that I'm PRETTY sure its impossible to get a rival on a race with both D aptitudes, which makes them noticeably easier. His hopeful stakes was 100% purely on accident. She just wit checked the whole race, proced nothing, somehow still won. Yayoi ended up being the hardest and came down to gambling on lucky nimble nav procs after moving/pump was consistently too far back in the pack to succeed.
>>2644001You could trick it into giving you anniversary bundles?
>>2644001>cheating to win CMsI sleep>cheating to get items worth caratsInstant ban, on sight.
>>2644004That's dangerous for more than one reason. I don't want free carats because that'd be way easier to track. I just want to manipulate the daily shop into giving me like... 4 stars.I really oughta decompile the game and see how it ticks underneath.
>>2644006oh mb yayoi was the same. paceup into rushed into dueling, no skills even hit. Those early mediums feel like a genuine crapshoot. All you can do is throw runs at the wall till one sticks.
/v/ma sisters, I come here in times of need. Should I?
>>2644000Turf aptitude affects your power stat, which is a functional decrease to your acceleration, but you can mitigate this to some extent with skills (and you'll need them anyways since the aptitude penalties means you're not likely to simply statcheck the other racers).The late race DOES start on a corner for Angling, but I imagine you would instantly lose if there are any fronts in the race since Urara will most likely to fail to overtake or maintain first.
>>2644017nyes bwo
>>2644017Consider this throne.
>>2644017No, it has less than a month of use, just borrow it for this CM and the next one if needed
>>2643986There is 0 reason to do more than 1 run every couple weeks if you don't care about CMs
>>2644024What if no one rolls for it?
>>2644026botters will
>>2644026There are players who rolls for the cards just for the sake of completing the cards or because they like the chara
>>2644025daily carats.
>>2643989>>2643931>brown condor latina with tanlines around the eyesholy fuck cygames shut up and take my money
>>2644030All you need is a failed McQueen run for that by doing a run I mean actually completing it
>>2644032Would she wear big panoramic swimming goggles instead of a mask?
>>2644026there will always be heroes out there that reroll an alt until they luckshit a new support card to mlb if nothing but for their own borrowing purposes
>>2644040i hope nobody does this manually. use a script and multiple instance emulators
Gonna unfollow and prep. Wonder how fast the first MLB throne will take to show up
People are literally cheating out umas now huh?
My Grass Wonder didn't get a single win even though she wasn't a debuffer bot ;_;
>>2644054Funny of you to mention thatJust lost my last match to a racer Ass...
>Did so horribly yesterday that I didn't even bother doing my 4th attempt because it'd just be a waste of carats>Decide to try swapping out my debuffers for reheated hybrid aces and seeing if that helps>3-2Okay guess I'm not going to group B after allHope it doesn't take too long for me to get some highroll runs with Throne
I hate reheated food, it always tastes and smells weird
fuck this stupid fat faggot.
Redpill me on Throne, is it only good for the remainder of TB or is it going to be used beyond that? Is it really worth waiting for it to grind the whole day for the CM remaking your whole team? What about that Pasa card? Is everyone just going to borrow it? If everyone's borrowing it then who's rolling it? Are you rolling? Am I rolling?
>>2644072
>>2644066Eh... Umamusume?
>>2644077>/v/ma - off-topic
>>2644075>Redpill me on Throne, is it only good for the remainder of TB or is it going to be used beyond that?also used once during GM>What about that Pasa card? SR Pasa? you use it if you luckshit it during Tachyon's banner, otherwise you pretend it doesn't existence. >who's rolling it?bots and scriptfags
>>2644075Absolutely do not pull for Throne. It has the worst longevity of any meta card ever.Borrow from a giga-whale or people's throwaway Throne reroll alts.
>>2644080Is there a way to search symbols on b4k so I can make a compilation of all the "/v/ma - " topics?
>>2644075It's good but as a borrow
>>2644066get an air fryer nigga
>never train power once
>>2644088Yeah, if you literally quote it in the way you demonstrated, it works.I do that to find the race guide every time, with "catbox.moe/*.pdf"
>>2644094>/*.Ok I think I was missing that, it always only searched for "/v/ma"
>>2644097Oh you were missing the wildcard. Classic mistake! Surprised it didn't come up anyways though.
chibis are always so excitable
>0-5
>>2644102Danchou...
>>2644098Yeah I think the formating so it looks for "/ - " is weird
