>Cancer cupBegins Jun 24, 2026Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Fun Race of the WeekBring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2645936
WE love the french here
literal WHOma
Throne is literally the coolest shit ever I'm printing UG
This a decent parent? 2* power, 2* front.
>>2647769I got my first UG ever as well and I don't think it's just a coincidence. In fact it was beyond UG or UG1. I think the people who aren't quite grasping its value need to give it some more time or experiment with their deck a little bit
>three Xoguri's in the lobby>all three of them miss the heal check for Festive Miracle
Throne highrolls are comically powerful
What's the route for Throne Sirius memebuild
>>2647760>>2647771Kinda true but she's still a whoma with no trainee/support
>>2647784>true BUTyou lost.
>>2647783Here
The story update was really fucking good
>>2647788Thanks anon
Is this good mid race?>not picturesCorner and straightaway adept and a bunch of other stuff (greens, ults, etc but no more midrace)
>>2647792I've seen better.
>>2647786Cope.
>>2647788I gave up on this because Sirius just refused to activate until senior for 3 of my runs. The remaining 2 runs for today we just using the regular deck + Throne instead one of the filler wit cards and I already got a much better rank.
>>2647773Good skills for a front parent, but the Front pink is mediocre.
>>2647804The one good thing about it is that is universal since front S is not bad at all, it could be a great generic grandparent.
>>2647769>>2647775Good to know I am just shit at the game and will remain a UG-let until the next scenario. Not even with broken cards can I overcome my crippling skill issue
>>2647814Well, start by showing your deck and which uma
>>2647816XOg with KitaWindyMarvPowerTachyonFinemoThrone, pretty standard
>>2647788huh, why am I racing in summer
So what's the recipe for a cookie cutter Throne XOguri? I tried two runs yesterday after Throne dropped and they died around classic summer, but to be fair it didn't t help that I was sleep deprived after 40+ hours of staying awake>2 speed 2 wit 1 power 1 throne>try to finish by classic summer by skipping Arima Kinen classic (do you do Takarazuka before?)>Full power sparks?>NY Opera/Rudolph parents?I'm more confident in the first two points, less so in the other two. My full power parents were giving my trouble in winning races because her speed was too low, bad luck with additional recoveries made her gas out at Kikuka Sho too in one fo the runs. I'm also a bit unsure of the Opera parents: I have a couple good ones with very good whites, but they are not full Medium and I do not know if it is worth to gamble on that with so little runs available.
>>2647818XOG isn't gonna get UG because you're only raising 3 stats, even with 38 races and fast learner
>>2647788What are the energy drink icons supposed to tell me?
>>2647814>I didn't get the high roll on the first day so I'm terrible at the gameMaybe you just need some time to get lucky and like I said, adjust your deck if need be. Wallowing won't accomplish anything. If they can do it so can you, you just need to set it up in a way that will work for you. If you want, I wouldn't stress out over it, but rather practice if it's something you want.
>>2647821>>try to finish by classic summer by skipping Arima Kinen classic (do you do Takarazuka before?)Huh, anon what im doing is getting my dates out of the way pre debut and saving the last one for takarazuka
>>2647823NTA but you can definitely get a UG with that deck.
>>2647830I second this
THIS ISN'T A DRILL DER/V/DANCHOU HAS REMOVED EL CONDOR PASA FROM HIS PROFILE
>>2647833That was always the plan.T. Knower
>>2647833The el era is over, you will kneel to your supreme commander
>>2647788This schedule doesn't make any sense what the fuck
It should be stressed that simply making a UG does not necessarily mean you're beating a well built SS or even S+. Don't get hung up on the rating but rather are you meeting necessary stat thresholds and getting the skills you need. It's a newbs trap to get hung up on the shiny new ranking and miss the forest for the trees. If your deck is on the weaker side as in you only have 1-2 decent SSRs, it's doable, but harder and requires more luck. Throne just made it easier. Keep trying and you'll get it, but it may require you to rethink your strategy, change up your sparks/parents, experiment with different decks. It always requires patience and luck at the end of the day, and of course time.
>>2647830I'm not gonna say it's impossible, but not raising stam or guts at all means that there's a much lower odd since your stats influence your score much more then buying a billion skills and you're just hoping to luckshit them into guts/stam. SS to SS+ is what even a fast learner XOguri is gonna sit at just by virtue this fact outside an insane highroll.
>>2647838It's not called a memebuild for nothing
Is the new card heir to the throne any good?
>>2647835>>2647837Is she not coming back? Damn, El was iconic at this point
>>2647828I completely messed up, rest turn did not clear teh Sleep Deprived condition apparently. I wanted to write>Skipping Takarazuka Kinen Classic to activate throne (do you do Yasuda kinen before)?And full power sparks? I have no idea how your anons Oguris are winning early races, to get through Junior without issues I need Bakushin power to trigger and give me a 30 Speed injection>getting my dates out of the way pre debutIs the trigger for starting the dates only doing training with Sirius once? Both runs I did it was the first thing I clicked, but the date event didn't trigger until 2/3rds of junior/before classic summer
She is finally here! Words can't describe how happy I am.
>>2647846A lot of UG umas look similar to pic relatedSo long as speed, wit, power are near max or maxed out, you have a good chance of UG without fast learner involved whatsoever and just doing the normal amount of races. If you inherit power sparks, one power card like Marvy is fine because she also has stamina growths, so a little summer training and luck with shop RNG means your stam/guts can get into the 600-700 range which is the case for many UGs. Skill hints play a big role, as do parents. Obviously uma growths, but I don't think the deck or the uma is the issue in this case.
>>2647826>>2647830Maybe others can but not me, it is proven>>2647846I need a higher rating to feel better about my skill level
>>2647856She's way funnier and cuter than I expected her to be
>>2647848Its meta for this ONE cm, do not pull at all. Borrow
>>2647833OH NO NO NO NO NO! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL MY EL MASK MEMES?! WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO ME?! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!
>>2647858>Maybe others can but not me, it is provenI'll give it to you straight. You have a mindset issue, that's your problem. It's most people's problems. You don't want to make the necessary adjustments and instead would rather feel sorry for yourself and complain. It's not going to get you what you want, you actually have to work harder for it and keep trying. If you want to give up, then give up. But if it's something you want, you're not going to get it by feeling sorry for yourself. Do something about it
It was so weird seeing Tsuyoshi in her racing outfit yet NTR was still wearing the default racing one every uma can use
>>2647857It very much does, and you're very wrong. XOg simply does not creep up into UG outside of the highest of highrolls, because she's able to neglect her stamina completely and just race, but skills don't effect your score proportionally as much as extra stats.
*Sigh*Just another day for another average third rate trainer
>Fast learner>Charming>Golden 1st inspiration>highrolling stats>lose the fucking Japanese derby despite everything being perfectI fucking hate end closers bro
>>2647863THIS HAS DESTROYED /V/MA'S MEME ECONOMY. Tbf it's so iconic I think we can keep using the mask and it will still hold up
>>2647867I have a hard time believing you did enough races if your SP is that low. Also>Ryan SRNot really a high roll card is it, kind of shooting yourself in the foot just to guarantee nimble nav.
>>2647865Biko and Tsuyoshi already have their race outfits despite being 1.5+ years out, but Festa and Mr Cock and Balls are still stuck in the default stuff
>>2647740I’m thirty four…
>>2647857Where the fuck do people get the Guts with decks like that, I NEVER get enough scrolls and notes for it to raise that high
>>2647833Don't care, didn't ask
>>2647875It's 10RB vs 15 for Marv, and that was 35 races on that one.
>>2647881suzucute
>>2647878Not just shop RNG, but also race RNG. Each race awards you with a non-negligible amount of stats. Assuming your race keeps handing you stam/guts left and right, and your rainbows are dialing in on speed/wit/power maxxing, that would be the ideal high roll scenario. Race rng stats + good shop rng items. Epithet stats are also random. Sometimes you get a bunch of epithets in a row and they just keep giving you guts, it's all very random. I've had runs lately where they just keep giving me endless stamina, then I'll do another run and my stamina is beyond shit.
Is Supreme Commander Chud any good?
>>2647857This had me not hit my first UG all because I was short one wit training.
>>2647886Meta for the Arima as a trainee and parent
How long till the next Scenario?
>>26478911 month
>>2647889So… Meta once a year?
>>2647894>once a year
>>2647882I would consider 35 on the lower end, anything below 36 is, but I'd say 37-38 is a better sweet spot to be in. For Ryan it's not just about race bonus but she's just not giving you much else. There's a reason not many people run her. You know what Marvy has? 35 initial stamina and 35 initial power. That's 70 stats just for putting her in your deck. May not seem like a lot but Fuku is 150 stats, so it's half of a Fuku in your deck. 55 race bonus isn't gonna do anything for you over 50, but you also have to remember Ryan has zero special priority so as a power card which is going to make your high roll even more elusive.
>>2647856This card is just so sweet. It's nothing but cute family events
I am so annoyed at this scenario man, I can't wait for it to be over
>>2647898Marvy also has tail held high hints.
>>2647871We have to i already made memes for L'Arc. I'm not letting all my Pasacoin go to waste.
>>2647898Anon, I'm not asking for advice, and you've clearly never trained XOguri. You're even noting that 35 stamina, which is completely pointless and inflates your rank without doing anything is fucking stupid. That deck is 50 RB, and running 55RB decks now that I can swap out CB for Throne doesn't change anything. I've also got some 38 to 40 race fast learner runs which sit around the same score. The skills she buys and the fact that she's able to completely neglect stamina means that her rank does not reach UG because, once again, stamina and guts influence your rank far more, much less if you're trying to make a productive uma instead of chasing a retarded number.
>excited to read the new main chapter>can't wait for the new day to roll over so i can continue playing the event>eager to get more borrows to see how far i can push the throne cardThis is the most >fun the game has been since the start of MANT.
So, which uma would've written Full Life Consequences? And would it be an elaborate shitpost, or would it be earnest?
>have the best run of mg life and push to UG in my first throne career >have the most catastrophic and pathetic run in the second
>>2647923Golshi?
>>2647931Goldshi would make it a /very/ elaborate shitpost, even learning English just to do it and then trying to defend its honor.
Do any of you follow people with deader clubs than this?https://uma.moe/circles/396012499
>>2647928>le throne is consistent every run will be le good>throne only shows up on stam and guts>kitasan gone awol>3 event chains don't finish
What kind of card composition should I bring to train a long Goldship? 3 speed, 1 stam and Throne?
>>2647962Sorry, forgot 1 power?
easiest round 1 of all time
>>2647962Depends what kind of deck you have. If you have Rice power SSR you can completely forego stam cards and go 2spd/Rice/2wit/throne with stam sparks and assuming you have a good deck.
>>2647902many are saying this
>>2647965honestly true, even without xoggerim running month old leftovers and im at 80%
>>2647966My available cards: https://limewire.com/d/6FLS2#ipXqyF9XCO
>>2647869Should've queued as soon as the gates opened, all the strong teams were absent while their trainers were busy in the throne mines.
>>2647970Use ZRR for good vibe buff
>>2647788Surprisingly higher than I've expected. Last 3 Finale turns had 0 supports on speed, somehow I'm still able to hit 1192
>>2647833BREAKING NEWSDER/V/DANCHOU'S PASA HAS BEEN FOUND
Pakatube going live in about 30 bingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qivHnZ3Ko4
Regular Kingu or cheer Kingu for sprint CM?
>>2647981regular kingu. there's 100 meters of late-race corner before the final straight
How do you unlock dates for throne? Am I stupid?
>>2647983you press her training once and you hope she dates you >Am I stupid?just unlucky
>>2647981>non pacer>sprint
>>2647986I will run at least one late or end every CM I do not care.
>>2647991I'd strongly recommend you dont. At least you can sGolshi dominator the sprint.
>>2647901And she’s even got her racing outfit on! How cool! Though... is Teio standing on a box or something? There’s no way she’s that tall.
>>2647981neither has an ult or even a single useful intrinsic skill so just use cheerleader for slightly better stat growths
My fucking sides
Question: Do I need the original version of Agemasen to get her new outfit? I only have her swimsuit alt.
>>2647992I will never run Goldshit
>>2647995I felt like Rudolf was also really small throughout the card's events.
>>2647995Relative character heights are very much not to scale in the VN scenes. This becomes extremely obvious whenever a scenario/support event has to depict Biko and Bono in the same shot together.
>>2648004>he thinks you run GolshiDumbass. You run Rudolf.
>>2647984so its a random event? with riko last time you could guarantee it by getting green before hopeless stakes, there's no similar mechanic here?
>>2648014Its exact same as Riko. You get a bonus if you start fuckin the royalty before hopeless.
how do you do this pokemon event and how do I get racist spe
>tfw Fast Learner but you end the career buying literally anything and everything that can conceivably proc, because you ran out of actual worthwhile skills several hundred points ago
>>2648019Swap out your captain every race to fill up the umadex. Scout honses you don't have to fill up the umadex even more. Not sure if it's worth grabbing weak ones.At the end of the day it's a gacha event so no matter what you do you'll get all the important rewards.
wtf there's only 9 days left of this shit? Why not all of MANT...
>>2647996Rising Dragon doesn’t proc on the last corner?
>>2648020how much fucking race bonus do you have that you're getting that many SP? I feel like i never have enough even with 60RB FL and a shitton of hammers used.
Is it too weird to ponder if Uma meat would taste better than human meat? (Since they eat more veggies)
what does a dirt capable run do with the throne date? give up on the teio sho and run the kinen on whichever year you don't pop it?
>>2648019Fill out the umadex using your team captain and scouting to accumulate bonuses. If you want cheap scouts, you can fill your team with shitters except for the captain so you get matched with low-ranking teams whose umas cost 5 or even 0 points. Once your umadex is reasonably complete, start poaching progressively stronger aces from your opponents.You can do up to 15 runs a day, since you start with 5 tickets, get 5 more tickets from daily missions, and can refill with mini carrot juices up to another 5 times.
>>2648009But I don’t want to run Rudolf.
>>2648027It is weird.That said, humans tend to taste remarkably similar to pork, while horse is most often compared to a lean beef, so umas probably would just taste remarkably like beef.
>>2648025rising dragon is glue because of running_style==3
>>264802660 RB with 38 races, but it's moreso just that the good skills had lots of hints despite there not being very many good skills to buy in the first place.
>>2648033That doesn’t answer my question.
>>2648031Horse is a very tasty cut of meat, I enjoy it from time to time, which is why I wondered this question. Not because I'm a cannibal
There’s one particular part of Uma, preferably Palmer, that I’d like to taste but this is not the thread for that discussion.
Prove you are an oldfag
>>2648037I don't like the implications that there are umas that exist for just food, though this does make me realize that I don't think there's any cannibal culture has ever attempted human livestock before.
>>2648040What’s the max you could be at?
>>2648040
>>2648041I imagine it more in a Hannibal sense rather than a Umafarm sense (although cowumas are hot)
>>2648028This is what I went with for Xoguri. You concede running the Teio Sho and skip one of the Takarazuka Kinens. If the first turn of classic summer is bad trainings, you can do the Dirt Derby. Otherwise, you just do five races in a row at the end of both classic and senior years.
>>2648045We are straying dangerously close to ERP territory with this question but I'm morbidly curious: Do you think umas are considered /just/ inhuman enough that selling products made from them wouldn't be really considered taboo? Like, you could make charms out of their tail hair.I'm not saying it wouldn't be considered a little strange, just that it wouldn't be considered completely bizarre to do it.
To all pakatube watchers, report your status(food;drink;game/career)pizza, beer, el condor pasa
>>2648043There is no limit. You're here forever.
>>2648051It’s ERP when you start asking which Uma would sell their bath water.
I am becoming increasingly convinced that none of you know what ERP actually is.
>>2648041humans take too long to grow and don't get big enoughmore importantly they can't eat grass, which is free and everywhere, and since you lose energy each step you go up the food chain it's a waste of resources you could be eating directly yourself to farm themumas would be even worse since they eat more than humans do
>>2648054That’s not what I mean, I mean how many days would you be at if you played every day from launch.
>>2648056That too, but I was mostly thinking about selling uma milk when I started, and then realized horse hair charms are actually a thing and are a lot further away from the sun.
>>2648051I think it would be very taboo, I think the MOST they could do that's still kind of weird is hair charms because of the idol obsession
>>2648057Something to do with Ebonics I’m sure.
>>2648058I mean this hasn't stopped attempts at cultivating other species before, but it is a fairly big barrier for making it actually work.>>2648062Fair enough.>>2648057No, I know what it means, I just don't want to deal with the ensuing mess that could come from getting THAT close to erotic material. I really shouldn't add kindling for a fire.
I don’t care if it was just a throwaway gag in the first episode of the anime, I’m taking Spe’s mum ate face value and assuming there is indeed a sleazy under belly that takes advantage of intense Uma lust and sells anything and everything that could relate too.
>>2648068Are you talking about Special Week accusing spicaman of being a false trainer, or the pervert thing?Both of those are references to actual Japanese culture, I think.
>>2647765I thought the parent race was in July, it's this week?
>>2648059Well global is exactly a year old so 366 days looks about right. For JP it would be 1949 days.
Am I missing the Pakalive? I've had 3 important work meetings back to back, like never before
>>2648075It just started
>>2648069That exactly, and they are 100% a reference to girls getting lured into sleazy shit in the entertainment industry. I still choose to take it as cold hard fact that it’s real!
First run with Throne for a TT uma, it was pretty funny.>Kita doesn't finish her chain>Creek doesn't finish her chain>no good summer trainings>no good trainings outside of summer either>except for a single one on the Osaka Hai turn>hundreds of shop coins end up useless>Akikawa doesn't pass out a single Medium or Late hintI was shocked to almost hit speed cap, after senior summer I was expecting to end up somewhere around 1000-1050.
>>2648081The pervert thing isn't even an entertainment thing, that's unfortunately just a major problem in Japan in every single possible field of life except home. It's a very sexually repressed country.
What the hell is this disgusting 3dpd male doing in my paka tube?! Give me back Mr Cleat!
Do i need special week in order to unlock her outfit? Or will I just get special week herself?
>>2648092>disgusting 3dpdIsn't 3dpd "3D People-Disgusting?" This is like PM message all over again.
>>2648087I’m well aware of that, but with this being an idolfag game at its core it was definitely a cheek little reference to the good ol’ idol > JAV pipeline that claims a lot of idols. It’s obviously just a joke here, it’s not like this series was head up by Yamakan trying to be edgy like Wake Up Girls.
>>2648093>get "team sirius" team card> make uma with "best in japan" skill>run arima kinen story race with uma>get special racist
>>2648094it's pig disgusting actually and it was a joke
>>2648097So I will get a free uma? Cool many thanks
It really feels like Throne is sidegrade Fuku. More than often they just park in guts. Even worse if you chase to trigger in classic summer. You spend too much turn setting up 5 dates and you just fucked if your other bond doesn't reach orange in summer. It's good if your deck/parents are insane that you rather have additional stats outside of 1200x3. It doesn't add much when you struggle to reach that with your mediocre circumstances.
>>2648098>pig disgustingOops. I misremembered. My bad!>>2648096Yeah, it was a joke. I do appreciate Japan being able to do that in such a succinct manner, because any time someone tries to reference the dark side of culture through a joke here, it's almost always just becomes preachy and loses its humor halfway through. I've literally never heard of Wake Up Girls. Should I look into it?
>>2648102unlike fuku it has a real gold skill though
>>2648103I’d only recommend Wake Up Girls if you really like idolfag shows, it was pretty average all in all. It’s just in a weird place where the director wanted to try and have the franchise be gritty but didn’t have the balls to fully commit. One of the first few episodes has the girls having to wear skimpy bikinis and perform for a group of old ass men at a bath house, one of them even gets felt up, but it then just goes back to generic idol shittery. The girls were cute at least I suppose.
I have no idea what i'm watching. Where are the subtitles? What are they doing?
>>2648104Yeah, yet you still trade it off for the early stability from Fuku. I don't fucking see why japs slurp it so much back then.
wtf Tazuna is SSSSEEEEEXXXXX
>>2648112Genuine skill issue on your part, hate to break it to you. The nips were right, it’s a strong ass card. Ive unironically got more mileage borrowing it on the first day than I ever had borrowing Fuku.
Kind of a weird run overall.Also how I found out there's no team rank-lowering animation.
>>2648116If your deck/parent is good to begin with, good for you. It's just increases the ceiling while the floor doesn't improve much just like >>2648117
>>2648119Ow, I know I'm a good example of what not to do but come on, it was my first time using a group card :(
>>2648116Post your best run.
>>2648117You are better off buying a gold heal over two and a half white heals
>>2648087I’d rather deal with Japanese pervs than >european ones
>>2648126It's a TT uma so I prioritized skill count over quality, and also I didn't have any gold heals.
Can't wait to beat a Thronetard in the Finals with my Throneless umas
>>2648125UG+ just made it today. Never sniffed UG before throne. Ive seen a few other trainers share similar experiences, just saying it seems like at the worst an equally strong card but I never got rolls like that from Fuku.
>>2648128>It's a TT uma so I prioritized skill count over qualityYou should still prefer golds for TT, a gold is worth 1200 point while regular skills are 500.>didn't have anyGolshi has one built in but I guess you don't have that potential unlocked.
So Tsurumaru is Teio but stupid?
>>2648087Ye bwo it's le Jap repressed culture xddddddd>rapes kids on a private island with other rich Western celebs and politians
>>2648128>I didn't have any gold healsI didn't realize you haven't unlocked it yet. For future reference gold skills are more cost effective for TT umas though.
>>2648141 >>2648138Damn it, I think I should just fucking quit at this point. Clearly I don't understand team trials no matter how much effort I put into this.Thanks for the advice. And I'll try to unlock Goldshi. Problem is that the club shit is done with long shoes, and I don't really have enough to feel comfortable with potential-unlocking anyone yet...
>>2648136I still can't sniff UG how do you do it? What did throne change?
>>2648136Can I see it?
sometimes on inspirations you just cant help but laugheven with all this affinity and 10 billion skills sometimes you just get fucking nothing man
>>2648147>Clearly I don't understand team trials no matter how much effort I put into this.Don't worry about this game has a surprising amount of mechanical depth while being quite opaque. You'll figure it out eventually we all went through the same process.>Problem is that the club shit is done with long shoesJust ask your club members if you can ask for other shoes. I don't think they're going to crucify you for it if you are a newbie.
Did they show pasa's swimsuit yet?
>>2648153If you think people don't get groped in crowded western public transport or in events or clubs you're delusional.Same if you think there's no sexual harassment in Western offices
>>2648144I want to see Maru in that outfit.
Where can I get those ear headbands?
What are they going to do to the poor dude once this minigame is over?
>>2648153Man the UK has been getting literally raped by Pakis for years.
>>2648159no we're still in the time-wasting guest star/minigame section
>>2648159They are making fucking ramen
>>2648150No, you’ll have to take my word for it>>2648148>What did throne changeIt gives you lots of free stats in a similar way to Riko still boosting people to this day but instead of stam/guts its wit/speed. More wit/speed allowed me to train power more which allowed me to get a 1200/1000/1100/??/1200 statline. Overkill on stamina but that was just how that particular run played out. I only ran two wit cards, one was shitty bourbon. I saw a guy max out wit with ONE wit card+ throne. I had no fast learner, good inspirations so lots of hints, good rainbows too. Remember what a high roll is, it’s high because its rare. It is genuinely a matter of luck and some options weighing
>>2648162You can order it at Umazon.
is uma2 no good on xog for cancer?
IRL TAZUNA IS FUCKING HOT WTFFFF
>>2648168>Take my word for itOh, hmm nyo. It never happened.
>>2648172triple seven or glue
>>2648153Bro didnt hear about the UK grape gangs
Just woke up, got three questions:Throne good? Do i use it for my sprint CM aces? What the fuck happened to my dancho? (Der/v/)
>>2648175They're all pretty cute
>>>>>nyo>>>>>bwo
>>2648181>Throne good?Insanely strong for first rates>Do i use it for my sprint CM aces? The gold skill is useless so it depends on what you are working with.>What the fuck happened to my dancho?It's over... Sell your Pasacoin!
>/v/ma - ...ive no idea how to describe ts
>>2648174Because offices and public transport are the 2 most common groping locations when people talk about Japan.It's out in the open in Japan because their government actually tried to solve the problem not hide it under the rug or try to abuse it for votes with stuff like MeToo shit in the West
Throne is goodBut 0 medium S is fucking me hard
I regret my extended conversation here, it was not at all applicable to /v/ma. I'm just going to sleep now. Goodnight and again, sorry I shat up the thread with ill-thought out >>>/pol/ crap.
>>2648172No. It's unreliable since it's heavily position dependent in a CM where fronts are incredibly common, and it triggers too early to be used as a 777 backup.Ideally, take Corner Recovery or Soft Step as your second midrace heal, or something.
>>2648186>Insanely strongOh shit, i'll b->spoilerAhaha.... >The gold skill is useless so it depends on what you are working with.I thought people hyoed it up because of how much stats or sp it gives or whatever, is the skill that good? >It's over... Sell your Pasacoin!Nooooo....
stfu nigger Imma rape your mom in her sleep if you bring your politic slops to my comfy /v/ma thread
Throne guarantees PPPeople are running Kawakami to get PP before Throne
>[Deleted]GOODTHANKS MEIDO
I don't care for Mr Cleat.
>>2648199>I thought people hyoed it up because of how much stats or sp it gives or whatever, is the skill that good?The stats and SP gain is crazy but for a Sprint CM you won't really need the extra stam and guts. The gold skills is medium only so it great for cancer but for a sprint CM you might be better off taking a hit to your stats and getting a better skill for it.
>>2648202>People are running Kawakami to get PP before ThroneNothing wrong with that.
>>2648204i dont think it wasnt meido who deleted thati think he deleted it himself considering this post >>2648193
How do i unlock Japan commander Special Week?
>>2648214you watch the story event and win the race
>>2648214Best of Japan Uma as the inspiration for the last race, it's an instant loss if you don't
I haven't seen a single good or valuable post with an off-topic reaction image
>>2648214>>2648097
>>2648214You can kill/shit out a URA uma, just make sure she has the Best In Japan skill
>>2648214You should be domestically abused
>>2648188>/v/ma - poopie rapey
>>2648202The Princess MANT event that gives PP happens in like 90% of my runs.
>>2648216>it's an instant loss if you don'tBut i still won?
>>2648179That was a case of criminal gangs infiltrating local council + police. Not that I have any interest in national pervert Olympics but it was a different context
NOOOOOOOOOOO, he is here
MR CLEAT IS HERE FINALLY!
uh oh
BOO
>>2648186>Insanely strong for first ratesnot really, it helps you with building Wit and gives you better trainings good trainers didn't have a problem with either, i think people are getting too focused on SS+/UGs and dont realize that past a certain point a strong skill set is more important than raw stats
If you're just after PP why not run Falcon? She gives PP AND groundwork
He's here
>>2648185Pyoblem?
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
>>2648236Because Falcon looks obscene.
>>2648217Are you retarded? That’s often the template for some of the best OC here.Conversely I can think of many times where someone posted an “on topic” uma related image with an absolutely dogshit post to accompany it, or worse yet its just a shit uma image. It’s an image board, there’s no such thing as an off topic reaction photo you dumb nigger
Is that Rickey?
SHION SPOTTED.
>>2648236She’s a waste of a gold if you are borrowing her and Pasa is just better. If you have your own she has no RB until MLB.
Big G1 this weekend. Rematch for White Abarrio and Sovereignty, with Magnitude (who defeated Forever Young in Dubai) thrown in the mixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-HWzEnxmw
>>2648235Yeah let’s just ignore it gives you gold medium corners for this race and guaranteed prudent positioning for fronts. I know you neighas are buying curvature, well now you get two for this race and that does add to your rating, it’s not just valueless inflation
>>2648236But they’re not just after PP and Falco is an infinitely worse card, you dont borrow her period unless its a parent run
>>2648250Yes it's good but like i said, good trainers were already borrowing condor for KT, getting medium corners and had PP/DD from parents.it's a good borrow if you have your own Condor or had only okay fronts
>>2648245I hope that anon is aight
I'm frustrated. I made it to group A but I don't think there is any way I make it to the Group A finals. Way too up and down. Had a couple 4 win runs but also a bunch of 2 win runs. My oshi folds to strong XOguris and fronts.
This scenario looks fun
Does URA really pay so bad they have to get a part-time job cooking and selling ramen?
i love that song
These japs seem very passionate about their soup noodles...
>>2647986wait a minute this image
I like Mr. Cleat and believe he’s misunderstood
>>2648257I am here and still rolling for my useless wife Win Variation in 3 years who is becoming less useless with her evolved skill
Just woke up. Have they showed Condor's big fat tetas yet?
horse racing...ramen...?
>>2648273El isn't getting shit
>see food>looks good and get influencedMaybe I should also get ramen today...
>>2648272Nice, hang on there, I thought we lost you for some reason lol
I dont wanna rebuild my xogger... the thought of doing more full careers stresses me out
>>2648268/v/ma loves Mr Cleat disregard the der/v/ divide and conquer attempts.
Neicha bikini gonna be so good bros
>>2648273El's VA just happened to be free today. That's why she's there.
TAZUNA AND LIGHT HELLO ARE HERE
A CUTE!!!
Heres ur new alt kekyroo
No cripple seggs, surely next time
>>2648287TAZUNA LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
WHEELCHAIR SEX IS NOT ALLOWED
Throw Mr. Cleat into a vat of acid
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU HALF-CIRCLE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS CLEAT NIGGER LIKE YOU WOULDNT IMAGINE!!!!!!
>>2648278I never left, been here posting as a normal anon and slightly boosting Shion's PR discretely. I just don't post the samefag message I used to from the old home mainly just cause it got boring doing it in each thread and I don't want the hall monitor anons to have more melties
Guys isn't it weird how Tazuna is always wearing a hat? You could almost start to believe she's trying to hide something, like her secretly being a
I would die for Mr Cleat.
>>2648295R.I.P anon, we will miss you
>>2648295Yup, shes balding.
>>2648276>>2648283they're going to introduce vermilion as a newmayes his main rivals are kaneko horses no that will not stop me from wanting him in the game
>>2648294Very based
>>2648294Your wife has a flat ass
>>2648295she has human ears
>>2648296Then die
DOTO IS COOL???
Determined Doto
>>2648295Look who she is hanging out with, enough said really.
>>2648308Dotermined if you will.
>>2648286why does she even keep the hat on, everyone knows bruh
>>2648308>3 golds with 2 choices eachthe power creep is insane
You don't understand, anons...She NEVER goofs up
Use my card
>>2648308Fuck off, we needed a Doto alt and not a card.
>>2648302GIVE ME FAT LATINA TITS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
>>2648308>Universal powercreep card jailIt's Meisho Dotover...
Double stamina being the meta is wild when we're doing everything to avoid running a stamina card.
>>2648320I thought the cleat was a gaslighter
>>2648308Bringing the seiyuu of an old uma that hasn't been featured on Pakalive for a while and that could use a new alt only for her to get carded feels like an humiliation ritual
TOPRO!!!!!!!!!
>>2648323One might even call it... NTR...
Chinese NTR.
Narita Top Ramen
NTR costume!!!!!
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A QIPAO
NICE SWIMSUIT EL KEKS! AHAHAHHAHAHA
>>2648326This looks.. off. My eyes are confused
Jesus, Topro has some big fucking boobs dude
>waist window>no belly button
>>2648334It's great isn't it
>>2648320we?
NO SUMMER>NO SUMMERNO SUMMER>NO SUMMER
>Chinese clothes>Not the sexy kindAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
This is one of the worst looking alts in the game
I get NTRanonymous now
I have never had ramen in my entire life.
>>2648339Narita Top Rack
>>2648340I hope the doctors find a cure for your shit taste!
>>2648346Dacchi, we dont-... Get it...
>>2648344>>2648346HOLY CRAP
>>2648340I wouldn't go that far, but yeah it's incredibly confusing.
If Mr. Cleat says POINTO one more time I am going yo commit a crime
>>2648342>never had ramenThe taste depends on where you live. If you live in fucking Europe, don't bother trying one because they're all trash.
>>2648348BIG BOOBS SUGOI BIG BOOBSThis is the general gist
UuuuhFinemo alt confirmed
Oh.. I get why they chose NTR for this ramen outfit now
BRO THEY JUST SPOILED THE SECOND ALT LMAO
>>2648340Probably in the bottom half of alts. The worst ones are the ballroom alts.
Did they forget they hadn't shown the Fine Motion costume yet
>dat finemobroes... i'm feeling weird...
Neicha... So Coolalso, finemo alt looked good
>>2648358>ballroom altsOnly half of those are bad.
FineMo looks cute at least.
I genuinely feel bad for ElCondorPasabros
>>2648331I'm not a fan of the tomato red on NTR, but more importantly they should have left her legs naked.
>>26483653 alts this time, trust
DUDE THEY FORGOT TO SHOWCASE FINEMO'S ALT LMFAOOO
>>2648364finemo is always cute
You don't care about Fine Motion anyway
>>2648365>ElCondorPasabrosThey don't exist
I want to kiss Tazuna.
>>2648370Yeah but she looks extra cute here, therefore it needs a special mention.
ACK
Which is better? Right has Head-On off-screen, and also 22% winrate
>>2648372I love Eru though...
>>2648375THANK YOU TAZUNA-SAN FOR FREEING US FROM THIS DEMON
>>2648344I’m not a big tit guy buy something about this makes them look like they’d be great fun bags when they are unleashed.
They brought the mexican just to say "world tour" lmao.
>Pasa is here to promote WW live concert
feitofuru showdown
How am I ever supposed to keep up with that?
>No El alt>Finemo's wasn't even showcasedHOW DID THEY FUCK UP THIS BAD
>>2648308Is that Doto??
If my wife's seiyuu was on Pakalive and she didn't get an alt announced I'd be devastated
>>2648390If the seiyuu is hot at least you get to enjoy looking at her.
Don't worry Elbros, they are just preparing the sexiest swimsuit alt ever for her... the fact that she got nothing here was just to prepare you for it...
First time running the bijin guts card, on a front, do i get PTO or go for Corner accel?
>>2648395PTO
>>2648139She is trying her best!
>>2648392I knew better but didn't listen to myself. I even asked twice.
>>2648400She’s so fucking cute
>>2648395If it's for cm16, get the corner accel gold.
>>2648395For sprint? The gold is a "good" skill if you are a degenerate gambler.
>>2648406I am a degenerate gambler, but also my dopamine receptors are fried so much that i couldnt wait for more advice and went for PTO anyway like 7 minutes ago
will you?
Would you a hachimi sake?
>>2648408Festa-san...
>bigger plushiessluttier when
So that's why Danchou replaced El... He knew
>>2648395You're playing a front anon. You want to fight for A&S, you don't want to stick around the frontblob and hope your expensive 300 SP corner accel procs. The only 'gambles' you take are cheap ones (i.e. nimble nav) and only if there are no other midrace skills to take.
>GIFT PlushesFumos...
>>2648410>Old rule use to be take two zeroes of to get roughly the price in USD>Think it's 54 bucks>Check exchange rate>33 bucksMan the yen's really fallen on some hard times. I'd pay 33 for it; definitely not 54 though.
>Scarlet's huge violent tits contrasted with Grass's elegant and demure appearancelol
So,>Tazuna is the scenario card>Doto is going to be stuck in card jail for a while as the new stamina powercreep (at least paces seem to have several strong stamina cards already so Dotobros might not be completely fucked?)>Opinions seem mixed at best on the NTR alt>Fine also has an alt but they didn't show it off for some reason?>El's presence was a nothingburger even though she's part of the "so outdated her last alt was in 2021" clubDoes that about sum it up? Sounds like a bad time all around, aside from Finebros potentially winning and also Tazunabros if they exist????
Fatwa... >>2648417Ik that, and ik that PTO is good for fronts, BUT!!! Ive had no idea whether corner skill could be useful for the frontfight. Thanks
>>2648423I will take Grass discrete womanly fat ass>>2648425Disgusting what an ugly hambeast
>>2648425not a single wit training in that expression
>>2648427holy boobers
>>2648427Daisuka looks like an evolved form of Grass
>>2648431HOLY
The El seiyuu hasn't had anything to do for so long she forgot how El actually sounds like.
Wait, how does Ramen Finemo alt look like?
It's...okay, I guess. A-at least the scenario is fun to play, r-right?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FINAL THRONE DATE HAS 2 STAGES, I FUCKING MISSED ACTIVATING IT AT SUMMER ON A RUN WITH ALL THE HINTS I NEEDED KYSKYSKYS WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH IT NOW I BRICKED MY RUN
>>2648437Umazing sideboobEspecially considering FineMotion is on the smaller side
>>2648436We don't know exactly, they forgot to show her
>>2648435Didn't have much to do this Pakalive either
>>2648438H-haha...
>>2648438That just happened to me too. I still ended up getting a SS while fucking up completely
>>2648438gg go next
>Wait a minute...Did we forget anything MrCleat?>Naaaah
>>2648441Isn't Fine like the face of the scenario?
