>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy>Lily ShoSeptember 30th. Recreation of the 2007 Oka Sho; Vodka, Scarlet, Machan, & Sweep only.Turf Hanshin Right 1600m (Mile), Spring, Sunny, Good Ground>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg >Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2994469
>>2996949As I said, I don't really get the point. If you want to try to feel the group stage wackiness. Just go with random instead, you're fucked either way if you got bad or awful. Or go full great instead to see the penultimate final simulation.
Sandle peddlers not welcome!
Who would win?
>>2996953Random sucks because it can give you awful, which doesn't exist in CM. Bad is for testing stamina, normal/good are fine for random testing
>>2996955Left because it's the team i want to run in every CM eventually.
>>2996955Gentil's team. Golshi's team is too dysfunctional.>gambler with bad luck>the silly uma that's terrified of Gentil>hothead Orfevre>I don't know what Journey's deal is so I'm just gonna say she smells>they're all Gold Clan so they're basically retards around each other
>>2996959Uggo journey
What are the hardest umas to get I should prioritize in Umamon?
>>2996964Orfe-Donna-Golshi are sort of like rock-paper-scissor irl. Orfe never beat the Gentil D but Golshi defeated her several times while Golshi jobbed to Orfe.
>>2996969All the most popular umas you don't own, or don't have a veteran of. Everyone is running around with the same team of like bright, shakur, zephyr thinking they're helping out because those are uncommon umas, but everyone is doing it. Pic related were my final missing pokedex entries the last time this event ran.
Pandora LOVE
>>2996975I should stay farming rare ones I don't know in low league before jumping up right?
>>2996981I love her daughter more.
>>2996984High UG/UF umas cost thousands to recruit, so there's basically no reason to bother until you're like 3+ days into just farming umadex entries among G rank umas since you're too broke to recruit mega umas anyway
>>2996981Please don't you become a ritualfag too bro...
Will L'Arc eat closte to as many clocks as MANT?
>>2996985I would have agreed before, but there's something about Pandora that just pulls me in. I'm not even usually into hugs. >>2996987Breads needs more early Pandora
first attempt at an ace, what can I do better? parents are 16*stam 12*long, deck is kita/maru/tach, fine/nsm yeppers/, LH. the borrowed parent is complete ass as far as whites go, and I just noticed mine is missing prudent positioning somehow at some point.
All the ritualposter should go back to their own very home.
>>2996998This one's our very own mentally ill ritualposter though
>>2996995you need a gold heal so borrow speed maya instead of whatever you're borrowing and then don't catastrophically lowroll so hard you end on 1437 speed on a 3 speed deck
>>2996998Niggers don't listen to reason and the jannies are double niggers who don't do anything only thing to do is filter.
>>2996993Ok but don't post the exact same thing every thread, it will get you bad blood. Trust me I know
3 rooms maybe 5 if it fills up fast513011595130115951301159
>>2996995why do you have yeppersYou need Maya instead of Tach
I don't think I have the deck to build Fronts, but Paces suck so I can't do anything else
>>2997004___ ____ ____ _____bro?
>>2997004Aww, but this is one of my favorite Pandora image. Sadly I lost my other favorite where she's in a floatie
>>2996987He already is, just look at the archives of the past ten threads>>2996993I was going to roll for her now I don't want to. The Acute poster understood this and stopped.
Everyone says Uma turns into a Pace game because umas like Chrono or Ai eventually gape everyone, but at what point does Pace become a decent generalist option?Right now they're only good at Sprint/Mile.
>>2997002I don't think I got a single triple rainbow and only like 3 double rainbows so it wasn't a good run. I take it that stamina is enough? I only got Non-Standard Distance by chance from a random event.>>2997006I couldn't think of a card to borrow and people were talking about NSM earlier but I will do that, thanks.
>>2997008I intend to see how bad pace to built. At least tomorrow's Brian won't make me mald trying to proc my true strength.
>>2997017L'arc
>>2997017Generalist refers to the cards you pull not the umas. Like how Kita is technically a Front/Long card but she is useful for every style.
>>2997018867 stamina is nice to have since it gives you the final speed bonus threshold in finals on great mood, if you slap a gold heal on there you should be fine, especially if you hit a stam green or two on the way also.
>>2997005>>2997005something's not right here...584392515843925158439251
>>2997015Ehhhh, I'm not responsible for any umas that anyone wants to roll for. I didn't let anyone dictate who I should be rolling for or not, and I'll be rolling for her no matter what happens since I love her, and that's what's important.
>>2997015NTA but letting others affect who you'll be rolling is peak faggotry. PR is a meme
>>2997029Yet everyone rolled for Ines Fujin
>>2997012Please just follow my advice
>>2997030Good
I'm gonna Avatarfag Stego and Epiphaneia to brick everyone that refuses to roll for them
What the hell is going on?
>>2997036Gay shit
>>2997030I didn't but I got her during Palmer banner without sparking
>>2996955belly-bulging sex with loli orfevre
>>2996910You know, there are these things called jokes and hyperboles, ever heard of them?
>>2997034start ritualposting ramonu wit >:)
>>2997012This one?
>>2997036If you're hiding the stub but post about it then might as well unhide it you cheeky fuck
>>2997036Don't open the Pandora box
>>2997025HOEH ARIGATO. let's do 3 more761426287614262876142628
Milk?
>>2997046>can see a pixelYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2997023dang I didn't think I could make it without a stamina card. just need to luckshit the 1* nsd spark every time and slap in the yepyano card then, thanks.
>>2997046holy sovl
>>2997047Milk?
>>2997043I remember her lying on the floatie, or I'm misremembering it because of my other favorite.
>>2997015Neigha I'm sure most of us would have quit already before she comes to global.
>>2997053I dunno I'm not at my PC but I probably have it saved
>>2997044>might as well unhideI would rather kill myself frankly.
>>2996955
>>2997058Much appreciated!
>>2997059Then don't even bring it up. God you faggots are a special breed of retarded fitting for /v/.
>>2997046>bourbon got blocked upfront and squishied on the side One more room afrer this115661281156612811566128
>>2997062Keep replying.
>this much frontslopbourbon is gonna be the first triple crowner of the stakes, sad!
do you keep your old aces? they're taking up space now
>>2996950What game are they playing?
>>2997067no because cyjews are incompetent faggots, any decent game would have at least 1000 slots
>>2997066BEEP BOOP KILL DANCHOU
>>2997067For now yes, we got 260 slots which is more than enough
>>2997067Only the plat winners.
>>2997067Only my plat winners
>>2997067Only some plat winners
>>29970645 mins left3/9
>>2997067check out this bad boy
Is there a 15,000,000 CC version for all styles?
>>2997067I keep more than just aces, I keep almost everything I did in the past in case I need it or want to remember it, I still have the tutorial umas. It is frankly insulting that we don't have 5,000 slots yet, let alone 1,000
>>2997067I keep all my CM participants
>>2997084Even the jobbers?
>>2997085nyes, they tried their best
>>2997067I mark a few that made me proud with a chocolate cake. That said II still have to glue some of my older 3*. I've got maybe 100 of those and I know a fitfh of them aren't usable anymore.
>try to build a late>get zero wit because no finemo lol>try to build an end since I have cb>get zero stam because no creek lol>try to build a front>no finemo lol and no marulol>try to build a pace>no finemo lol and no creeklol
>>2997084My neigha, they all did their best indeed
Hm. Maybe Creek isnt so bad at all. Just get a Green or two to fix that speed.Also, this is a failed Suzuka with poor card events but still.....
>>2997064>falco didn't ult >bourbon didn't ultwhelp this room had been repeated like 3 times, guess I'll call it off now.thanks for joining my umarivals
>>2997064Fuck me, people got UFs for Long already? W-what are the decks on the fronts there
I have to backread like 1,500 posts across 2 threads, this is such a chore. But the FOMO is too strong
>>2997092You could host the same room here and on /vg/ at the same time, I do that sometimes if there aren't a lot of people joining
Just had a nightmare where I used my long awaited golden gem to get LB2 Oguri cap SR instead of finally MLBing Tosho speed
Speaking of icons, how do you guys categorize yours? Mine are:>white cake 3*>choco cake CM winners>card suits non 3* skill parents, clubs for debuffers>handshake triple pinks>rice 2* with decent skills>hachimi 1* with decent skills>shoes for CM>carrots - I do not remember but I have a few of them
>>2997092Thank you for the rooms.
>>2997098carrot for 3*carrot for usable acecarrot for usable good sparkscarrot for cm winners
>>2997098I place cake for shit umas with interesting skills, universal umas with a carrot, distance shoes for distances and aces with hands.Some exotic projects (like turl Rickey parent lines) are marked in spade and other card suits.
>>2997089
>>2997089For ends you can use welfare View, not as good as creek buts its an option
>>2997098Shoes for good uma/distanceCarrot for current CM aceHandshake for parentsDiamond for TTClubs for former TTSpades for Curren
How's your umadex going? I messed up like 3 tickets because some niggers have an F team with a UF XOg that instawins any race. I wish I could kill them
>>2997115Thanks for the idea, I'll do the same thing
>>2997117Worse for you, you won't get the event done that way
>>2997119I'm fine with failing if I make other people fail too
>>2997098If I remember right, my system is something like:>Chocolate cake for 'archived' umas that I'm mostly keeping around for sentimental reason, like my first runs with each uma or the G rank starter parents>Blue/green/yellow/red shoes for front/pace/late/end parents>Pink shoes for parents that are slightly subpar in some way or another but should be usable in a pinch>Hachimi for 3* blues that aren't otherwise great parents but could maybe be usable as grandparents>Rice for loopa parents that have bad blues but good grey sparks>Diamonds for past and current CM aces>Clubs for umas I'm considering using as future CM aces but haven't actually fielded yet>Spades for debuffers>Hearts for favourites (mostly CM winners, fun race winners, etc.)>Carrots for umas I want to keep around who don't fit into one of the above categories, or really old favourited umas that I still haven't gotten around to recategorizing yet
Let's jighttps://jiggie.fun/mSx53o
>>2997017Pace already is kinda decent for for each distance, except long.Because Cygames thought it would be very funny to release a card with "beast mode" (pace version of "claw forward") AFTER 3 long pvp events.But Iirc, pace dominance slowly starts with gentildonna at the end of 2027.total trannylator death
>>2997134>end of 2027.I foresee my future not even trying anymore, or have moved on to another game at that time
>>2997134But can I make my Pace wife strong and work? Because if this "Pace dominance" only comes from running the same 2 umas as everyone I think I will quit
>>2997140not him but I think you need all the cards for them to work. Tachyon speed Oguri wit Finemo wit etc
>Go look up an uma I like>Way too many lewds>Not enough cute picturesGuess the uma
>>2997145Gold City
>>2997134I forgive the translators for claw forward and mr beast mode because they made e-girl curren canon
>>2997145Rob Roy
>>2997098Spade - SpeedHeart - StamClub - PowerCarrot - GutsDiamond - WitFor parents. Aces who did particularly well gets a shoe bookmark for reheating.
>>2997156Decks in the uma world having a suit of carrots is funny
the problem with doing URA for parents is only the low rank and therefore a higher chance of lesser whites, right? if I do it enough times can I get a decent usable one?
>>2997163The problem is unable to hit that 600 stam
>4 munsAIEEEEEE ITS OVER!!!!!!!529240985292409852924098
>>2997170I didn't even know today's race was posted
>180MB downloadHope you didn't build your CM aces already because here come the Evo skills
>>2997163You can breed in the URA only skills for a while and once the event is over go back to GL parents.
>>2997145Shakur.
>>2997174Fair enough, i did host it a bit earlier than usual. It was in the previous thread
>>2997170If you wait until after the daily reset i can make a decent Mambo.
>>2997181Should have been in the OP
>>2997183Nah, not really, weekly races usually arent.>>2997182Ill run it in about 7 hours
>>2997145Daiwa Scarlet
>>2997168does sub-600 guarantee a 0% chance of getting stam spark or can you get it anyway?>>2997177sure but I need cm20 parents now
>>2997187
>>2997193only 0% for 3 star but you could still get sparks for them up to 2 star
i want to kiss kita.
>>2997176t-thanks...
>>2997170for how many weeks has this race been held
>>2997176I thought they were already in the files just not turned on yet
>>2997170I do not care about Matikanetannhauser
>>2997199She doesn't need the evo because she already has the highest ceiling out of any End Closer out right now.
>>2997204They've been in the files since the july patch
>>2997176It's for the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""holiday""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" event not for evos.
>>2997093Nothing special, just high rollTachyon speedKitasan speedBorrowed maru speedSeiun witFine motion wit3LB LHNominal 3.1k spEffective 4k sp based on hakujew data
>>2997140>But can I make my Pace wife strong and work?Sure, plenty of people do that, you just need the meta cards and good parents for starters.Pace gets kinda screwed on longs specifically, until they finally get their own gold accel.I'm not a jpbro, so I don't know the details, but afail pace dominance happens because alot of strong pace umas (there are more than just Ai and Chrono) and also really strong support cards get released pretty frequently.
>>2997202I didnt count, but the first one was on may 11th
>>2997223ITS OVER!!!
>>2997223it's like she's wearing nothing at all
Tap Dance City is going to hit the Global servers like a nuke when she's released
>>2997223>>2997229This is the most evil thing I've ever seen
>>2997223Damn, this is worse than Windy going bald.
>>2997230>tapaganda this early on the morning
ALL THE STAM/LONG PARENTS TO BORROW THAT I CAN FIND ARE ALL DOGSHIT, WTF???
What are they doing to the Golshispawn?!
>>2997230The only way you can resist her charms is by being either broke or homosexual
>>2997271>>2997230She just has big tits. Umas with big tits are a diamond dozen.
>>2997271>broke>homosexualYep, that's Tap Dance City alright
>>2997272Implying that having big boobs isnt a good enough reason to pull (see: og Ines Fujin banner being pulled on for this exact reason mostly). Tap also>has nice haircut>has nice legs in tights>has pretty dress>tap dances>engrish>swears in engrishAlso shes a Runaway from and her story is connected to Ace's. This in addition to her being a rather new-ma, im prepared for KINO
>>2997271>dude she has big tits or somethingehnothing I haven't seen before, she's not even like fujin who exudes sex all the time, what's supposed to be so special?
It is time, Trainer. Today is MEJIRO MONDAY... Maybe the last?...Not exactly, but I do think the formula got stale.HOWEVER, I'm NOT stopping before Mejiro Bright wins. She likes to take her time, but I know she'll get one.>Mejiro MondayTokyo Turf 2400m (Medium) LeftRandom season, Random weather, Random conditionsGreat moodMejiro ONLY, any number you like750312907503129075031290
>>2997271I like that she swears. I wonder what will the translators do.
>>2997281bro you can just say you like her, most of the things you named are a nothingburger>nice hair>implying
>>2997271i will pull for her twice, like god DAMN>>2997287>she doesn't exude sex all the time?????
>>2997293Im fairly sure that most reasons for people liking umas can be condensed to a nothingburger, but whatever. I do like her (design and personality-wise), for the reasons ive stated above. I also dont like many other newmas, so i guess its jist a matter of taste/preference
>trying to industry plant a new sexmaywnb ines fujin
>look up when tap dance city releases>she's the same week as sounds of earth stamina>"that's fine, i have creek so i can ski-">mcqueen wit is the week beforeI am so fucked
>>2997299if i was working for cygames, Suzuka would be on her 9th alt at this point
>>2997298how is she actually like, personality-wise? Beside DUDE MONEY? Is she broke like Tama?
Can /v/mapyoi make it to A+ before the monthly reset? Find out in the next episode of /v/ma adventures
>>2997132>https://jiggie.fun/mSx53oJiggie's still going
>>2997299ÖMMMM, you vill püll für ze newmä, ömmmm
Remember what Cygames took from you!
dementia
it's newma shill hours? you should consider shion
>>2997310Did you guys like the Umayuru episode? I loved it, I love those little shits like you wouldn't believe
>>2997333based >>2997334yup, it was great. cant wait for Newer Umas to show up (other than Phae)>>2997313i mean, she is DUDE MONEY, but she has reasons i guess
Never forget what they took from you
>>2997340She's probably over 20lbs heavier to look like this
>>2997338i usually try to not read uma careers TOO much before they come out, as to not spoil shit. but considering how rarely i get Onsen tickets (will they rerun the campaign that gave higher odds of hot springs tickets?), i make an exception for these
>>2997345>Literal confessionMy oh my
>>2997332Another dementia episode on her?
>tapganda happened while I was jigging
>>2997345The trannlyated version we are getting is>I want to be your best pal and race with you as my friend trainer in the friend-zone
>>2997356there's a lot
>>2997358I mean unless Bright was literally saying that she loves you and wants to marry you here, I wouldn't worry too much about it
>>2997360Did you forget the Cafe date?
>>2997361My grandma can't move like this
>>2997310This is a NSFW board you sick fuck!
>>2997363fuck off back to >>>/v/
>>2997295
>>2997372
>>2997375Damn, that sure is a tap dance
>>2997372WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
>>2997376this is /vm/, fuck off back to /v/ with your translation schizophrenia
>>2997375hell yeah!
>>2997378I like the fact she tap dances regardless of alt
>don't discuss things, just consume product and be excited for more product
>>2997381Sorry little tourist, this is a fragment of /v/ on a different board, go back to Tumblr or wherever the fuck
>>2997386this but unironically
>allisson came back to defend xer wholesome translations
>>2997372/v/ma is the real /v/.
>unironic trannylator shills
>>2997385She a city girl, yeah?Some kind of tap dancing city girl
>>2997392I think people mean 2 different things here. The christmas date got mangled and spit out by trannylators but they left the onsen date as it is, with the implied sex and all.People are just getting mad because they mean 2 different Cafe dates here.
they haven't censored anything since that one line, dunno why you niggers are going apeshit again
>>2997375>>2997385also, her non-G1 win
>>2997395She's from Kentucky
Okay but why is Bright so much smoother at this than any Mejiro save for perhaps Ardan?
>>2997397We're about to have another "Festive Holidays" event... today!
>>2997396also the christmas date got mangled because of the "christmas" part, it's not a nefarious anti-UmaTore agenda on the part of the translators
Biggie Smalls.
>>2997400Is every fucking horse in US from goddamn Kentucky?
it's called Allahmas you fucking chuds
I see the tap dance, but where's the city?
>>2997397Happy Holidays in a few days bro
>>2997401it should have been me
>>2997405no, Florida, Texas, New York and California have really big thoroughbred populations too, it's just that the biggest and most famous one is Kentuckyin fact Florida has the second biggest
>>2997402>>2997411I meant the date part, my bad
They don't even fry chicken in Kentucky anymore, it makes me sick
>>2997418Taiki please
>>2997405>>2997413How can Kentucky be a shithole when it's a horse paradise full of beautiful animals with land to run on?
>>2997418Where does a malnourised Yuro cityboy get a hearty plate of proper fried chicken now then?
>>2997399Cute smile
so which of the kentucky umas lives in the house made entirely out of doors?
and with that, Acute's career comes to a close>it took me almost 24hFUCKit's not even that good desu, all their personal growth comes from getting beaten into common sense by opera and tomakomanko
>>2997438Grass
>>2997418>go to Whataburger>eat it>it's not good enough to say "What a burger!" anymore.
>>2997438El condor Pasa (pasa means pass so she is passing through doors)
>>2997439>SpoilerImplying Overlord fixing everything isn't peak storytellingAt least Wonder seems cute enough not to make it boring, kinda like I found Kita endearing despite her career being on the duller sideEither way thanks!I should get off my ass and work on my uma backlog
LATER VIRGINS
>>2997447what if she just likes raisins
Does anyone have the Toreinah Cao copypasta about needing SSR cards to defeat whales?
>>2997451>*shows you a 1 star guts spark*
>>2997456lucky you, i save my own posts that i like
>>2997457Wrong! It was a 2*
>>2997457
>>2997449Speaking of Kita the best part of her career was anything with Bakushin.
>>2997462She is hard carried by her side cast in her career
>>2997456>last time this image was posted on /v/...huh
>>2997459How many of you illiterate plebs thought fatuous was some sort of fatty gas insult?
>>2997469I bet you got in trouble for laughing at the word sextant in math class.
>event not reseting on the daily resetNot again. Is it going to be retarded like last time?
>>2997469>gas insultMy danchou is a flatuous lord!>>2997474same for "homo erectus"
>>2997474we were laughing at polynomial back in my days
>>2997474I laugh at Brazil. It's a silly place.
>>2997476I've already done 30 races, did they take away the tickets after reset?
>>2997459Nice thanks!>>2997468Time flies...
>>2997484NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, I ONLY DID 15, WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY RESET
i hope i get spooked an awful lot on kitasan's banner
>>2997484surely you jest
>>2997490I did them around 2 hours ago, don't know when they reset
>>2997484I don't believe you. You are baiting. I'm at ten races total right now.
>bayt-al-hikmah_smiling_trying_not_to_laugh
Don't forget your Hishiama star pieces!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EVENT WHEN ARE THE RESETS
>>2997488Considering the fact that the real taiki is a stallion and the real pearl is a mare, i have a question. Have they ever had offspring?
>>2997497Anon. You can recharge another 5 per day.
>>2997468Foolish senior, it was neither of those outcomes...
>>2997508Yes. That's why i am at ten total!
>>2997508bro don't post that shit here this is literally csam what the fuckkkkkkk
>>2997514she's ONLY 81!
>>2997512Oh anon... Look carefully.
>>2997512You can get 5 races from carrot jelly and there's 5 more free tickets in a daily quest for the event itself, so total 15
>10 pull on acute's banner>favourite star>only 1*s and 2*s160!GIVE IT UP FOR ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY PULLS WITH NO 3 STAR UMAS, ON OR OFF FOCUS!Monthly club carats and the Christmas event will get me to the spark but fuck me this is miserable, the price I pay for oshi pulling
>>2997512Check the quests on the lower right bru
>>2997532>>2997529nevermind i'm just a mongoloid brb training wit>>2997526I WILL NOT EAT THE TOMATO PIE!
>>2997531Works on my machine. You need to learn how to manipulate your desire sensor.
>>2997531
>>2997467Well yeah, just like in the anime she is really boring.The event where she almost got groomed by oonige crew had me rolling though.
>>2996599oh ONE (1) oonige did win one of my rooms last night, good morning neighashttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Now7bj2jsF6sdBC8QyWMAH7Y
Would a 2 backliner+1 onige be a good idea as a team comp? I'm thinking about training one to kill frontliners but i have know experience with them.
gg Jiggers
God damn it I don't want to delete any more umas, please give us more slots I can't play the game now
>>2997132Hey we did it.
>>2997564BIG
>>2997561>stretch out the lobby on purpose May as well make the oonige your ace
>>2997564Why is this ningen so big?
>>29975674U
>>2997569>ningen
>>2997568>May as well make the oonige your aceThat's what i mean. Make an ace onige. It would hypothetically counter fronts and give my backliners an easier time no?
>Was hospitalized so I flatlined for 5 daysIm at 6 rainbow shards, please tell me that I didnt miss any
>>2997561>I'm thinking about training one to kill frontlinersThat doesn't work, the long front accels still work in 2nd place. There's a chance you can at least deny Angling (assuming the enemy fronts are running that skill at all) but if you half-ass it the fronts will bury your big niger before late race even begins.
>>2997575yes
Which of these upcoming umamusume are the most pickmemaxxxed torecock-addicts? No friendzoning, no brozoning, no dadzoning, no sonzoning, no minionzoning,
>>2997575Neigha...
>>2997575i'm flatlining purposefully for 5 days next month and i give zero fucks if i miss a shard again
>>2997576I see. That buries that idea then. Guess i'll just have to gamble harder.
>>2997580Ramonu. Trust me bro.
>>2997580Windy.
>>2997578>>2997581Are you serious? Tell me where i missed please
Good morning neighas. Amy keiba tonight?
Bright...please...have a good run...
>>2997596keiba is only on weekends
>>2997598Oh shit another bright fag? How much stamina are you aiming for, I want the carryover
>>2997605I think either 1000+1 gold or 900+2 golds, but my plan might be relying on her ult a bit too much
Thanks to the anon that played this song in the jiggie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0q9dLrpMsoSuzu a cute!
>there are “people” here who jerk off to acuteDisgusting. I can’t possibly look at her lewdly.
>>2997601This weekend is the yearly Japanese horse humiliation ritual, right? I don’t think Japan has a shot of even placing this year with their lineup
>>2997615Terra will do the impossible!
Granma...
>>2997598>>2997605My biggest regret is not rolling for Buraito-tan. I would pee honey if I could run her this cm.
>>2997572You heard me you dumb zuma
>>2997623Post this instead next time
>>2997627zased
I think Mejiro Bright sucks
>>2997625Oh no... /v/xisters...
WHAT I LEARNED ON /V/MA IS
>>2997627I can't disrespect her father
WHERE THE FUCK IS TOSEN JORDAN IN UMAMON
STOP YELLING
>>2997631Tamamo's kinda ugly
>>2997632Transon big...
>>2997625is that a human ear? fucking gook sweatshops can't do anything right nowadays
hope i can fraud my way into group a with this
>>2997580I assume you already know about Dia-chan. So the answer is NeoUni and Laurel, Laurel is your yandere, and Uni crossed over multiverses to be with you.
>>2997662
>>2997662>StallionGaaaaaaaay
>>2997662>Laurel>Yandere??????No, she isn't? She's more compared with a scheming succubus.
>>2997623I daily rolled brighto and switched my lineup to accomodate her.
Anyone interested in a few rooms? I need some practice partners
Do you run bright as late or end?
>>2997677>Another victim of /howa/ propagandaSplendid
>>2997674nta but I was scared of her so she's a yandere for me.
>>2997683Im scared of all women, does that make all women yandere?
>>2997644AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2997682You can do either but I think late is better since she'll overstam and tank claw yourself anyway
>>2997688that makes you BASED
Mr. CB is a "I'm different from other women" kind of girl
Did no one roll for pearl, where is she in umamon
>>2997693Shes not a pick me, shes just a hippie that freebleeds
looking for who asked
>>2997678I will indulge you and beat you.
>>2997702No one beats me except my dad
>>2997596>>2997601NAR is during the week
>>2997695I'm afraid not.
Does summer makween have any accels or is she doomed
I've had fun with the game, I've spent some money on carat passes but nothing crazy. Can I honestly expect to be able to afford to pull for meta cards and fun umas like I used to while being able to win plats or be 6 on TT? I heard powercreep gets pretty bad and meta cards next year eat almost all of my carats. I hope at least some of these old uma pulls will retain their usefulness
>>2997709>humblebragging
>>2997667Mareslop is just regular hormonal foid obsession for weak-willed submissive boysStallionKINO is pure unconditional love, only for self-respecting men with fully developed frontal cortex.
>>2997702Well see about THAT901441749014417490144174FIVE rooms, id do more but at work.>>2997709Shit man youre better off saving wise and support card wise than me and I got more than 10 plats, you'll be fine.
>>2997661well she does win in public rooms, looks like i can indulge in sprintKINO
>>2997688Tama-chan...
>>2997722I would run a few rooms just to make sure she does well. What else are you running?
>>2997693She comes close to what I despise and consider dangerously in a woman.
>>2997695>>2997642They are in the F range. Where you should have been farming the whomas, I already got both of those and more
>>2997713This neigha plays goo-goo babies with Creek!
Uma should stay as loli
>>2997728shitty 1400 speed grass (she doesn't do well) and a random debufferlooks like 2 random debuffers will be better
>>2997721>Immediately rush during spot struggleRestraint is such a gaslight bro220457262204572622045726
>>2997615Byzantine Dream got on the board last year and Terra is certainly better than him.It does not look good but both horses have top jockeys and Terra at least has proven he can handle the distance well.
>>2997735The fabled Mejiro Ryan propaganda...
>>2997735marry, kill, rape
>>2997721fuck it, i will give thee some courtesy
>>2997713truke
>>2997747how can you kill little Ryan, are you epstein?
>>2997741-3% is always 0% until proven otherwise
>>2997754that would put her out of misery, so i'm a good guy
>Special Priority is a lie>Event Chain Rate Up is a lie>Wit is a lie>Restraint is a liewhat else is a>lie
>>29977416/9.Please hurry! I shouldn't be playing uma at the office.
>>2997741Restraint sucks other than being a universal skill for Rickey
>>2997713BASED TRVKE
>>2997763The love your umas hold for you
>>2997770MODS
>>2997735Loli Mejiros are way too cute.
>>2997741Please someone post that UF Kitasan, that's what I aspire to do
If loving stallion umas is wrong, then they shouldn't put their ornaments on their RIGHT ear.
>>2997774You don't aspire to be that Kita bwo trust mebut here https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EZPprpKwLB2P6lm28XOtkcKF
>>2997742>Byzantine Dream>Yamanin Zephyr>Helios>Chrono Genesis>Vivlos>EpiphaneiaWhat's up with all the greek in japanese horse names?I thought english and german are the>lets use foreign words to make it sound cool langueages for nips?
LINEUP FOR THE YEARLY JAPANESE HUMILIATIONPICK YOUR UMA!
>>2997763The most enlightening thing about this game is realizing that the speed stat is a lie too. People with 1600 distance S umas can still lose to some 1200 distance A fucker down the final stretch just because.
>>2997790ADMIRE TERRA FIRST, THE JOCKEY NOWHERE
>>2997790i know nothing about horse racing outside of >japan which ones are actually favored to win?
>>2997741Get FUCKED my rivals 747961597479615974796159
>>2997784Latin always sounds cooler, and maybe easier for nips to pronounce too. Imagine a horse with the name "Austriae est imperare orbi universo"
>>2997713I wanted to refute but... you might be onto something here
>>2997784Japs have been philhellenes for a long time now.
Part of my mind is telling me to roll for Xmas Scarlet for CM20Hear me out>20 speed and 10 wit>innate Restless, gold FResolve and long corners/straights>Professor of Curvature and Beeline Burst for potential double procs But Zenno Rob Roy is so close already...
>>2997793thisjust feels like everything in the game can and WILL at some point conspire against youtheres been some races in every single cup where i just could not even comprehend the outcome
>>2997798Kalpana's Jockey is balding so that guy
>>2997803>Imagine a horse with the name "Austriae est imperare orbi universo"Emperor Rudolf...
>>2997790Terra will get serious just this once
>>2997790minnie hauk tuah
>>2997802>He thinks the gate of doom and despair can stop meFOOLISHNESS ANON729267277292672772926727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHs6kyFFbxY
Name ONE (1) good mare. You can't.
>>2997790Its gonna be an actual miracle if the japs can pull off placing, let alone winning
>>2997821Machan
>>2997824>Machan>Mahan>Maan>ManNice try.
>>2997781Why not? I want to run Kitasan, but she is hard as nails to build and I am not very good at the game
>>2997802https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=eQ57zDfbLo_Mw9BPv9rR1_E8>>2997819https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PJNSU39THOrIvdoaROyiXPmG>picrelthat was FUCKED
>>2997784She's Chrono Genesis because her mom was Chronologist and her dad was some fuckass named Bago so they just went with another Chrono name.
>>2997811AUSTRIA ERIT IN ORBE ULTIMA
>>2997821nishino flower
>>2997821dickus
>>2997819YOU ARE NOT WORTHY AS MY OPPONENT!595090825950908259509082Last one, thanks for coming. More later when I get out of >work
>>2997821Roobs!
>>2997821PRIME GF material, the GOAT herself
>>2997837Bro I'm waiting for you to finish your Kita so I can copy you. Hurry upppp
>>2997798Daryz is aiming for a repeat win and he's a longchamp merchantthis is actually why I'm thinking that Meisho "Hero Killer" Tabaru will win
>>2997826Because BOFA chain didn't finish
>>2997798i have no idea what this means but these are the betting odds
>fronts + runaway
>>2997837Might controls everything! And without strength, you can't protect anything. Let alone yourself.Thanks for coming! More later wuv you
>>2997796Kek.
>>2997856so you bet 1 yen on Tabaru and get 33 yen if he wins? I'm retarded btw
I'm heading out to get some weed. You neighas want anything?
>>2997842Yada.I am a lazy fag. Ill finish shitasan when I care for, I won the front wars in 5/5 rooms so im chilling right now
>>2997821hishi ammy
>>2997875You and your dealer in prison for life
>>2997796He has Cristian Demuro for the Arc. He could ride almost any horse he wants but picked Terra.
>>2997882My dealer is a dispensary.
>>299787712.5 seconds of operation cacao too strong pls nerf
>>2997871Correct but the odds change as more people bet.
>>2997877I'm a shitter so I need all the help I can get, I'm not confident at all in my ability to build fronts
>>2997889Post what you got and ill help you or just join my rooms and ask for feedback, im happy to do so.
Speaking of drugs, I wonder what happens when you put an uma on steroids?
>>2997895I'm still making parents because I have no stamina, that's how grim things are looking. I do plan to join them if I get something done in time
which uma will fall for the EV meme? I don't think they're that stupid but you never know
>you get a speed boost with 901 stam and 601 gutsSo I can just make do with 1450-1500 speed, I just need Creek to show up enough times
>>2997896Thats how ancient people toppled empires
>>2997904Bruh they dont even need cars they have their own lanes on the highway
>>2997908>you get a speed boost with 901 stam and 601 gutsThat's not true
doing some roomas with my backliner focused club + public, will post hakus as i run them
>>2997908The speed boost is negligible once you get over the limit cap anyway
>>2997914>backliner focused club
Can we not do the "hidden stat boost" gaslighting again?
Thought I was on /uma/ for a second
I don't even know which ones are gaslighting or not anymore. I was sure we all agreed that it did give a speed boost before
>>2997908You're only aiming for 1600 speed for milecasino and sprintslop builds.
>>2997929Only thing that gives you speed boosts is skills and distance S. That's it
i just hit the allah spark on senior year with 0 chains finished so fari might seethe
>>2997938Inshallah it will happen again brother
there's literally zero good sprint parents out in the wild
>>2997920Dude, the other day was fucking crazy, a couple of retards were trying really hard to say it existed>>2997929When we all agreed it didn't
>>2997821Vodka, Machan Finemo
I want the funny boots but that damn Wit Card is close....
>>2997941Not even decent grandsires. Nobody gives a fuck about sprintsloppa.
Yeah how could you believe in those blatant lies about something "hidden", everything is crystal clear in this game
>No Long S>Single Rainbows all the way through>Bad inspirations>LH did not start chain early>Relevant songs did not appear earlyThis shit is getting annoying. Tomorrow will be my last day of Longslop training and I'll just throw whatever comes up that has Long S.
>>2997941I don't even know what inherits are wanted. Cheer King/El/Mummy Creek again?
>>2997821Almond Eye and Gentiladonna
>>2997735why is every club collaborating with der/v/? first /v/ma, then oy Neigh, nos starASTERstar...
>>2997951nishino is good for sex
>>2997941I'm worried about my mutation goals at this rate. Maybe people are waiting for longslop to end before switching in their real parents.
>>2997735SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
steer borr laaaaaan steer borr laaaaan
>>2997942I saw about those posts but didn't mind it. For one part, he did show some evidence that "it exists", but is there a proof that it doesn't exist?Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to gaslight or to start something. It's just I remember some CM before where stats were being pushed for extra speed and I did follow that at that time. I wasn't autistic enough to check if it did increase my speed or not however.
>>2997929Everyone remembers the initial topic being brought up like a year ago but only because the initial point of contention was other people on JP Twitter years ago saying they didn't believe it, not whether it was fake or not in the end. Then nobody brought it up for most CMs because:>For Stamina/Guts, trying to hit specific benchmarks beyond what you need to survive isn't a worthwhile investment given the difficulty of stat training>For Speed/Power/Wit, everyone is trying to cap these so you'll always have the boost
>>2997962Im sure I wouldn't be reaching the stats but curious as well
I don't wanna train bSeiun, I like og Seiun more but she loses in midrace and never gets A&S off
>>2997942https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/nakayama#2500-turf-innergametorah wouldn't lie to me..
>>2997984What's worse about her?
>>2997962Not them, but I also saw those posts and the arguments that time was :>one side explaining why it exists >another guy throwing insults and insisting that the other guy is gaslighting So it was hard to say which one's arguing in bad faith. Well desu given how bad I with balancing stats I'll probably reach 901 and 601 anyway because of Kris S too
>>2997964It's also taken for granted that you reach 600 (at least with great mood) without trying for mile races where stamina is the bonus stat.
>>2997962>>2997992I remember quite clearly how we were mentioning those thresholds every CM until someone (all this back on /v/) presented evidence of the contrary and then we never mentioned them again and we all agreed they were a gaslight
>>2997991Well, A&S requires first and if she procs it it's an instawin but she'll lose vs Kitasan or vBourbon meanwhile bSeiun can proc her ult on 2nd place
Not having VBourbon has done more irreparable damage to my account than any card banner, and those filthy fucking jews won't even let us buy selectors. I NEED THAT FUCKING UMA
>>2997914https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=obGpvm5pIlaBf4p8LsnRUM8f - ran down by mejiro brighthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=QGXXHWPQibyeGztwgughqzYE - get fucked Opera, your reign ends herehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=fNM72uGcAxen05RCBnJCwQAF - SHE'S GOING, SHE'S GOING, SHE'S GOING, AND SHE'S GONEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=wzIx9l_6DxWZQJBnC2YTEKeqhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=JveW60CmtrLhHb7ndE5rCiGA - I GOT MUN'EDhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=oKRMv_KnhbRuAo3dVdQV-CU1 - aight my curiosity is satisfied
Question for frontbrosAre skills like top runner or see ya later bad on runaways? Or is building a runaway pointless and I should just slap debuffs on them
>>2998003the 'evidence of the contrary' was just a dataminer quitting btw every other miner has said it was 100% real
>>2997962The proof that it doesn't exist is that a youtubers talk about it therefore it must be fake.
>>2998013>every other miner has said it was 100% realI doubt that, this sounds like a shitpost
>>2997991>feast or famine accel merchant>has 0 midrace in order to proc her accel more like famine or famine rumao
>>2997992I think I remember those posts, and the other party was so unnecessary vulgar that I hid the stubs thinking it was someone from /vg/ shitposting/baiting.
>>2998010I'm hoping I get vFujin with pink tickets when she drops because I'm planning on going pace/front and roll on the wit Bourbon card once it drops
>>2998012top runner is bad, since you need to be overtaken or block_side_continue_timed, and SYL wants you to have someone following you, runaways want to keep that lead so those skills won't proc
Just realized that I will have to run the Ruby card for Sprint casino. Fuck, why do they hate Lates so much.
>>2998015I've been trying to tell you all that Specialty Priority and Wit are fake stats but only some of you have listened!
>>2998021So then......why does palmer come with the move?
>>2998012Top runner is bad see ya later is okay but not a priority. I've personally seen more success just doing 3 front aces though
>>2998012Top runner is bad because if it procs you are in trouble but see ya later is clutch pass protection.
>>2998024Don't forget your guts Bakushin buddy, I'm going to run Machan with mad dash and firm resolve to dust all you filthy laters
>>2997941Probably because we don't get much sprint CM and the only inherit that's specialized in sprint is Nishino's
i mean the hidden stat bonuses are in the database>>2804020>>2804025
>>2998036Literally nothing there says you need X amount of the stat.
>>2998030SYL can protect you from being passed in dire scenarios to maintain A&S position
>>2998018it wasn't
>>2998011Damn, that 4,8k SP late Opera is from one of your clubmates? That's a pretty insane high roll
>>2998043you're a nigger
Daitaku Helios, but a bride!
>>2998019I NEED ONE OF THOSE NOW. FOR THE ARIMA. IDK WHAT TO DO
>>2998034Why would I need guts bakushin if I'm a late?
>>2998017Having Escape Artist means Seiun has the fourth-best kit for mid race as a front behind Bourbon, Rickey, and Falcon.
>>2998044unfort no, those first rooms were me + another clubmate + public since our other clubmates weren't around, the TM opera was an>@VF ace + 2 debuffer guy
>>2998043The other party's posts looked like one so I didn't really get to see the conclusion of discussion. Although I can't say I'm not curious if the hidden stats is really true or not.
How can you guys still play the game? I physically can't play the game anymore, all 260 veterans in my account have some value to me, I shouldn't be forced to delete one every time I want to play the game. I don't think I'll be able to play until they add more slots, this is so anti-consumer
>>2998058I bullied the same VFaggot in a room earlier. Nice
>>2998041It lists which stat type(s) you need X amount of, the actual X (total) is a hard value so it wouldn't be listed in the database but rather the formula used for calculating the adjusted stat alongside Mood effect.
>>2998060K.Y.U.
>>2998060I've been playing since week one, have no plats and my loops have been refusing to get off the ground for the past month.Space isn't much of a problem for me.
>>2998069What?
>>2998066>It's not in the database you just need to believe it exists
>>2998058 (me)the MUN was a clubmate tho
To anyone sincerely doubting that the speed bonus exists here >>2992611 is someone doing the math. There's been a shitposter denying that it exists for some reason so i hope you don't get gaslit by him.
>>2998072Kill your umas
>>2998078They all have value to me
>>2997962only managed to catch up with the thread but is there any follow up to this post? i need to know if it's real or not before i start making my aces>>2998076oh gee maths my worst subject
>>2998073>The in-game database lists target stat types for each racecourse that do literally nothing because the Japanese are retardedThis is very believable, don't get me wrong. All someone has to do is derive the formula they use in the game and you can settle it. Or everyone can continue to ignore it and if it does exist you'll get the boosts all the time in like two scenarios anyway due to card and scenario powercreep letting you hit UG in more stats
>>2998060>>2998086
>>2998076>denying that it exists for some reasonBecause they don't actually exist >>2998066
idea: Instead of horsegirl racing how about catgirl illegal street fights?
>>2998076Tbh I'm more akin to believe there's a shitposter trying to deny it for some reason because of how bad faith his arguments were previous thread.
I genuinely dont understand the point of palmer>shes a runaway for longsYes... isnt that completely pointless? I have never, EVER seen a runway win a long. Have any of you?
>>2998088>i need to know if it's real or notit's real but it's more like a way to cope with stat requirements, you can run 1500+901 stam and it will be similar to having 1600. Getting 1600+901 stam seems near impossible and it will most likely hurt your Wit, and even then 1500+1 green is still better than all of the above even if you don't have 901 stamina.
>>2998104The runaway makes sure one of your other two fronts win.
>>2998102That's a terrible argument
>>2998104Yeah Palmer
>>2998101we already have catgirl legal street cooking fights
>1 plat in URA>1 in Unity>2 in MANT>already 2 in GL>but my win rate in most is around 60%I don’t know if I’m getting better, luckier or if it’s just that less people have been running fronts lately and I’m about to get demolished this CM.
>>2998104>Have any of you?yea, in my room last nighthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Now7bj2jsF6sdBC8QyWMAH7Y
>>2998097Teen pregnancy is the main cause of this issue. Tracen management really needs to do something about it, the problem just keeps getting worse every year.
>>2998118>0 plat in URA>1 in Unity>0 in MANT>0 in GL
>>2998119>yea, in my room last nightThat sounds like a shitpost about fucking Palmer.
>>2998126oh yeah, she won my long, if you know what i mean
>>2998126Clearly she won the annual "who gets knocked up by their trainer first" competition they hold at the Mejiro household.
>>2998101Better idea: Dinogirl gladiatorial combat.
>>2998098I'm starting to believe you're gaslighting or shitposting.
>>2998130Why do I feel like McQueen comes in dead last every time?
>>2998129Palmer? Yeah she loves to Keep Pushing Ahead until i run out of stamina if you know what i mean.
>>2998135Oh my God dude, not everyone you dislike is a shitposter
>>2998107i see then for safety purposes i'll try and reach it since 601 guts is usually non-issue to reach neways. thanks
>>2998118>1 plat in URA (CM 1)>skipped CM2-10 so didn't play Unity>1 plat in MANT>1 plat in Nunity>0 plat in GL
>>2998141You'd think so, but it actually depends on how Ramonu is feeling that year. She either wins or it just doesn't happen
>>2998150Dayum, she farts with that?
>>2998150Air Bunda
>>2998155Zephyr please not now.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TICKETS? HOW MANY RUNS DID YOU GUYS DO????
>>299816230
>>299816215
>>2998118>0 URA>0 Unity>0 MANT>2 GLMY TIME IS NOW
>>2998168Bullshit
9/16 IN THE MUNDAY RACE! WILL RUN IT IN ABOUT 2.5 HOURS!!!!
>>2998168Nobody believes this
We're gonna see ticket gaslighting with these every time this event shows up, huh?
Okay, thats a tanky fast Kita with good skills. Fingers crossed.
>>2998178nyes :)
>>2998173Code for Munday btw529240985292409852924098
>>2998178It would help if they told us when they are supposed to refresh, but they can't even do that
Every time! Now there's no new uma for me to farm for.
>>2998144For me? It’s Sweepy hitting me with the Trick with her rear. We’re on an After-School Stroll when I Take the Chance. She gives me an Intense Gaze, but I’m a Go-Home Specialist, so we head back to her dorm where I get to Straightaway Spurt in her. But as soon as I finish, she gives me a Petrifying Gaze.
>>2998185IT REFRESHED ON THE SECOND RESETTHESE THINGS ALMOST ALWAYS REFRESH ON THE SECOND RESETGOD DAMMIT
>>2998119>a room with all fronts and one spechudI feel like one bog standard end closer would stomp a room like that
>>2998192Sweepy is cheating. Her skills are the most environmental storytelling in the entire game.
>>2998197No, the event started on the 24h reset, after daily reset I still have 0 tickets
>>2998198>and one spechudyou forgot the MUN, on MUNDAY!
>>2998198Only Taishin or Inari maybe but you still want at least a Dober proc.
how much stam do you need for sprints
instead of munday we should have cumday
>>299821250
>>2998212You'll have enough stam from playing the career regularly.
>>2998212iirc anything above 300 already meant you wouldn't gas out, and you can probably easily get 400 just by playing normally, this is why Sprints are great
>>2998216C-Canopus Cumday?!
>>2998212However much you need to survive the career.
>>2998150You fags are retarded
>>2998216Ei, Ei, CUM!
>>2998230Many are already doing this
What club is for me
>>2998251>frogParty /v/an
>>2997821Fusaichi Pandora
Is it true you don't need a vpn to play global in Japan anymore? Just downloaded mullvad but it'd be nice if I didn't have to try and figure out a vpn.
>>2998245I thought everyone knew this, are there people who actually believe that's all her ass?
Question I was going to do triple front for this CM, but i managed to luckgod a pretty good spechan that I feel pretty obligated to use nowIs front front late really bad? Should I just not use a runaway now?
>>2998119I keep seeing Palmers whiffing unique in these haku rooms, despite being 1st for the entire race. What's up with that? Is it a haku bug?
>>2998260You still need a VPN to play in JP
>>2998251/v/madacchi
>>2998251B/v/tt Pickers
>>2998260If you're playing it on Steam, maybe not. If you're playing it on DMM, you almost certainly do.t. had to start using a VPN to play my NSFW gacha years ago because DMM started blocking the US
>>2998245>>2998263>>2998150Mm, no, Groovy just hass all THAT
>>2998264I honestly expect every front to bring a runaway so you might as well try to read the meta and bring 2 fronts and your late.
>>2998263>>2998245I think people know but use it as an excuse to make giant-assed uma art, considering umas themselves have pathetic asses (even weirder since they're athletes)Obviously a size like that isn't athletic and is just fetish stuff, but hey, coomers only need a loose reason to start coomin' (myself included)
>>2998272can't have shit in trump's america
>>2998245>>2998263>He doesn't see the vision
>>2998283KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2998273where are her organs tho?
>>2998276>umas themselves have pathetic asses Consider Mejiro Palmer or Tap That Ass >>2997295
>>2998260perhaps its a yuro thing, but after i made an alt account using VPN based in Japan, and got uma on that acc. I could turn the VPN off and download the game and play without any VPN at all. I'll go in right now to check whether anything changed
>>2998259first wrong answer here
>>2998283>centaur uma but it's a whole horse and her uma top is only on top of the horse's assHow horrifying
>>2998297first right answer you mean
>>2998302imagine the donut
>>2998306I will not imagine that
>>2998305no, he means wrong.>>2998295>>2998260>>2998268>no VPN>still got inmaybe the difference is that i made a Japanese alt for steam.
>>2998306No, I will not
>>2998309Oh, I thought you meant using a VPN to play Global server in Japan. Playing JP server without a VPN is totally doable.
>>2998306But I had breakfast this morning just kidding I didn't, I didn't have breakfast for years!
>>2998313ignore me, im a retard who completely misread the original post
>implying I have the luxury to meet the stat thresholds even if they are real
Will we get another scenario like TB or unity 1, where you don't need skills from cards? Or it's over and there will be so many SP it's impossible to spend without cards further?
>>2998325this but unironically
>>2998325basically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agLegE-kux4
>>2998340That was very unsexy Dantsu, I love you.
>>2998328when have we ever not needed skills from cards, that's half of the reason cards exist to begin with.
>>2998328Don't need skills from cards in what way? Powercreep making it easier to hit stat goals means you cannot skimp on card skills because those are the real difference maker, and skills are so valuable that premium cards in JP now have Hint Quantity bonus so you can get 2 skill hints from one training. Plus the Ramen scenario letting you get hints from multiple sources at the same time. Unless you want to do giga parent loops and pray for the tiny % chance that all of them hit cards are still important.
>5 borrows done>Not a single long S proc>Only one of those runs had good statsMaybe I should just phone this one in and stick to looping. Not like I'd ever be able to win longslop anyways
>>2997413Florida Uma headlines must be wild
>>2998354clearly a skill issue, i've made all my long S aces just in one try they're shit btw
How the fuck is the GL final year track such a bop
>>2998352I meant "not as much". If you were willing to grind unity or tb you could get enough skills.I want to win plat using only welfare cards (borrow is any card not only welfare and mile or sprint for starters), but in GC it's really hard to get skills so can't spend SP and I'm not sure if it's possible anymore (except some miracle inspiration), because unspent (or spent on scenario skill or something) SP hurts.
>>2998353he means having an easier way to get skills like MANT instead of needing turbogigaparents that only the top 0.01% of trainers have
>>2998349>he doesn't want his wife to hit a funny face so he lasts longer
When's the Hanukkah event?
>>2998368Well all that stuff I mentioned does help, and cards start giving multiple golds, but then you need the cards that give X skill you want which would mean specializing. And you'll still be able to borrow parents, and if you really want the edge you can pay for that thing that lets you reroll and pick mid-run inspirations. If you're looking for some specific skill every run you might have it hard though.
>>2998372It is I who nuts to that, actually.
>>2998340i follow the guy on xitter, he made this with like every character lmao
We're all rolling for Vodka's boots, yeah?
>>2998397nyope, i'll selector her
>>2998397I already have my Christmas uma of choice
>>2997288Come join Mejiro Monday!11/18
>want to run Kitasan>she's too hard and I lack cards>want to run Barbin>don't have her
>>2998405LET IKEZOE GO RIGHT NOW
Give it to me straight, what is the chance of her giving me the fucking tokens?Six times did I click training with her and nothing
>>2998405I've been making really decent umas with this deck. If you wanna try your luck at being an Endchud. I say it since Commander Spe is free and very effective.
>>2998397nishino was the last mare I'll ever pull for
>another GL run, no long S>another GL run, supports evade training>another GL run, get fucked by tokens >another GL run, barely any training effectivenessIt's ALWAYS something man. I'm going insane.
>>2998419Tamamo Endchud WAS going to be my third Ace, yes, but I have no End parents either, I should make some of those now, making parents takes way too much fucking time I literally cannot play the game. Do you get End and Long corners from cards or parents?
>>2998419Unlocking Emperor Spe is such a chore
>>2998419Also I have very bad stamina parents, I can't get enough stamina without a card :((((
>>2998397I burned all of my pink tickets (1) on getting Acute unfortunately.
>>2998419How much stam sparks did those parents have?
>>2998397>fraudka>jobka>shartka
>>2997821Still in Love
>>2998413It's about 40% iirc.
>>2998402lucky bastard
>>2998397Sadly I'm broke(too many tenners on festa), it's a pity cause that alt is pretty cute
>>2998457noone says that
Got angry at Light Hello not giving tokens once in 10 or so trainings I deleted two careers in a row, I think replacing Jordan with Curren SR works but I can't say for sure, I will play a different vidya to calm down and try tomorrow
>>2997397The next scenario will not contain the word "masters" (problematic). Screenshot this post.
>>2998478They're going to fire the trannyslators and shoehorn Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizards into the next scenario.
>>2998478we already have all scenario names from song albums gwo...
https://x.com/liplip22427477/status/2099129304231932330
>>2998490Aren't those the non-localised names?
>>2998497Cygames has been sending localized names to the licencing/copyright companies for like forever, they've been just using those for the scenario names, another example will be>Tachyon Spark Labwill become>Tachyon's Sparks for Science
>>2998497nyo
yep, all the albums for the game OST up to onsen are released
>>2998505They actually datamined the event already.
>>2998440Like 16 stam. Everything else was from the cards.>>2998437I did it in like 10 minutes and one Auto run.You can auto a jobber in URA or MANT and get the Team Sirius gold there for that one story chapter. It's actually really easy>>2998433Tama is a pain in the ass in general since her career has too many races, but Shakur and CB give good End hints. Just get a parent off chrono imo and use whatever 7 or 8 stam parent you have. It's not that dire.
>>2998511>Project ARCBaguettes... How do you cope?
>>2998505>Tachyon's Sparks for Science
>>2998516>Tama is a pain in the ass in general since her career has too many racesHow did you overcome this and how many turns did you stam train (at what level)
Uncomfortable truth: Vodka's hair is as ugly as Mejiro Ryan's
who the fuck is this>brusquementuma that keeps showing up in kita's career
>>2998521Shit man I can't remember. Just know that it was a high roll and was entering summer over 1200 spd. Got good stats on most of my shit early, and spent the last turns training wit and fixing stam a bit.SMaru SSR is the QUEEN for high rolls. Just making her train on lv4 or 5 facilities help your umas with shitty stat growths so much.
>>2998525Duramente if she NPC
>>2998507>Grand Masters --> Grandmasters (Trust me bro (subject to change))What does this png prove exactly?
>>2998525ive not read kitas career but i just remember that mob raping me every single derby
>>2998525Duramente but they didn't get her rights yet
>>2998527Do you have Tachyon and chose not to use her?
>>2998525legally distinct duramenta
>>2998530you sound like that retard who claims that there aren't any hidden bonuses
>>2997397I care because they cared enough to change it.
>>2998525If you had watched the anime you would know right away.
>>2998541I really don't get what the PNG is communicating.It reads like its trying to say the kana predicts the text on the right, but the kana matches the text on the left, not the right.
>>2998541There aren't
>>2998556it's a weird way to represent the official metadata from the cygames albums consolidated here >>2998511
is see you later worth buying on ends?
>>2998554>Implying season 3 was worth watching
>>2998569It is, I couldn't get enough of her. I love her so much
>100 more power than my current kitasan>worse stats everywhere else>no greens
QuestionIs it true this move doesnt help or was i gaslit? I was told "it goes off when youre already slowing down so its too late" but i was also told that on /vg/ and I kinda trust you guys more
>>2998523The rat tail is the worst part.
>3 fucking fan runs without a single carat to be seenAnd I thought I was unlucky yesterday
>>2998582Sometimes you run dry for a 5 streak and sometimes you get a cool 80 in one run.
>>2998579depennds
>Slow Metabolism before debut>Takes 3 turns to cure>Lose debut>Glue and start again>Only get 10% TE by the end of junior year>Other TE songs, and Light Hello, just don't show up until after classic summer>Glue and start again>TE songs refuse to show up again>Trainee fails an 8% chance on the only rainbow during senior summer>Stats are complete shit>3/5 borrows gone in 20 minutes
Season 3 would have been better if the camera was fixed on Kitsan's FAT TITS
>>2998579This skill used to suck because it activated after you were dead. Now it activates when you have less than 30% Stamina left. Whether that's after your uma already decided to delay her last spurt or not depends on the final stamina calculation going into late-race
>>2998591>3 turns to cureIf an infirmary trip fails, you glue the run, always, 0 exceptions, no need to even go to 2 or 3
>>2998184>MundayLAST CHANCE TO JOIN, 11/16
>>2998592This but her pits
>>2998579It's trash, don't buy it. It triggers when you have 30% hp left, when is that? The accel phase begins after 2/3 of the race, and because you run faster in that final third you burn more stam. So on a functional uma you always have more than 33% hp (as a lower bound, it's really closer to 40%) left going into late race, meaning Extra Tank won't proc before late race, meaning it's late. But even if you're low in hp and proc this skill before the late race, you know you have at most 31.5% hp going into late race, which is not enough for a full spurt so you'll lose.tl;dr it's shit
>>2998591I usually do a power or stam training if I get slow metabolism that early to try and get the Back in Shape event to cure it, if I don’t get it I just glue immediately
>>2997821My wife.
>>2998574Dia has one decent episode dedicated to her and her Arima Kinen win and that's pretty much it. Then the other 12 episodes are Kita crying and getting a pep talk
>>2998614>his wife is a neigher
>>2997821Sweep
anshinzawa just gave me corner and straight recovery for freei fucking love ningen women
>>2997821Light Hello
Anyone got the star piece races image?
>>2998618This broke my heart
Btw jannies forgot to archive the threads again so we will most likely have to go to the IRC and remind them ourselves every time
>finish long parent run and have to do manual aces now>Just in time for ac8 release
>>2998640second exodus speedrun any%
>>2998642They didn't seem to mind last time, at least per the guy who did it, we are literally doing their job
OVR HEROES!!! EI EI MUN!
>>2998647it would've been much easier if report was a text box instead of a dropdown list
>>2998649There are 5 impostors amogus
>>2998657aMUNgus
>>2998657>red mun in the sky
DUDESLOWLMAO
>>2998666>not divided into three postsnoone believes you satan
>>2998657AND LATE MUN WINS IN AN INSANE SURGE RIGHT NEAR THE END!
>>2998672picrel is the build with Moving past and beyond, Dreams donned with pride, Winter runner 2 circle.Build was: MLB kita, welfare Tojo, MLB fine, MLB LH, 1LB SMaru, borrow MLB Kris
>>2998666Stop reminding me of Buraito's existence, the fucking desire sensor will get onto me and she'll never spook me.
>>2998679Mmm, Burritos..
>>2998679buryatia?
>>2998679She's in the next batch of daily legend races
>>2998679>>2998685Burunya
Is bourbon really that goodIt feels like she just denies other fronts mid race and then proceeds to lose to lates/ends
Bababooey
>>2998676What blue sparks?
>>2998706Yes, I wish I had that chococlanker with every fiber of my being, every day I regret not pulling her, I will never have her
I have been getting absolutely fucked on GPs for the next CM, I'm 6 days in and this is the best I've got: are any of this remotely usable to move onto the main (Commander Spe) End Closer parent?The Rudolf on the left has completely dead pinks and blues (1* Gut 2* Late) but every single white and then some; the second Brian would have been okay but she dodged the NN and Uma Stan sparks, I don't think I can make it without those.To give some context if it helps, all the non-pictured parents are NN/Uma Stan/PTO, with assorted stuff thrown in. PLanning to run double/triple end with Taishin and Festival Tama so I don't need spurt hints. Going to run 2/2/1, I have Tachyon/Creek/CB but I have to borrow Kita so I wouldn't be able to run 3 speed anyway, I was aiming for Stam and Power sparks because Creek is there anyway.
>>2998706>she just denies other fronts mid race and then proceeds to lose to lates/endsIt does feel like that, the weaker late race really shows If a kitasan/ballroom are in 1st place, 80% of a front victoryIf any other front is in 1st (including bourbon) 50% chance of a front victory
>there are people in this very thread that take the recovery skills if ashinazawa shows upIt's Charming chakra if she shows up early, refuse if she shows up lateIf you're taking anything else you're either bricking your run or desperately trying to course correct an already bricked run
>>2998718Ah right, the Brians on the right are using the Rudolf as a parent, forgot to add
>>2998722>free recovery is le badokay xoguri
>>2998709Well, parents had 3 speed and 3 stamina. Ask the man himself about the GPs
>>2998722bottomfeeder mentality
Am I the only one that thinks of Always by Erasure whenever I read the scenario skill name?
>>2998731How much of a zuma am i if i dont get the reference?
>>2998735Nigga I'm a zoomer too and I know it, you are completely lost
>>2998679A burrito sounds pretty good right now
>>2998706going off pubs V.Bourbon seems like one of the strongest umas, I've seen her consistently win more than other umas
Are (You) ready for this?
>>2998752I'm tired of shopping, boss. Just give me the "FREE STATS" button.
>>2998752i'm glueing myself if it's again worse than mant
>>2998752>rainbows before orange friendshipHuh>A SPEED CARD GIVING A WIT RAINBOW
>>2998752I'll never have this though as im not getting ramonu, nor do i have finemo
>>2998760Bro you had all the warning in the universeI mean hell looking at the calender you could STILL make it to ramonu assuming youre not at 0 carats atm
>>2998760BASED BASED BASED
>>2998759Who would /ourguy/ Fabio's favorite uma be?
>>2998763Oh, ive known before unity, even. Problem is how busy the schedule is for umas. If she came out like after GM then there would be no problem, but as it stands i need to get lucky to not go into negatives to get the umas i want to get
>>2998770Honestly I can see skipping finemo because low priority cards suck to use but if you skip ramonu... just dont make any "woe-is-me" posts during next scenarios CMs
>>2998723>>2998718A-anyone? My gut feeling is to go for the Rudolf and eat the stat/reduced Long chance on my own parent, Ends have shit for skills by themselves and they need the sparks
>>299870912 stam, 3 spd, 2 powkris s is a brick that saps all the special priority out of the other cards
>>2998775Nah, im not the guy to woe-is-me-post about cards. I can see myself whining if i have to spark 3 uma banners in a row though
>>2998785>saps all the special priority out of the other cardsImagine, if you will, a card that decreases other cards priority to increase its own
>>2998778two weeks left and all you have is 1 guts 3 long gp? not an already made parent? you're ngmi
>>2998793Terrible reply
>>2998790Imagine a trick room card that makes all your low priority cards high priority and vise-versa
>>2998799you've said "anyone" right there
I hate that open shitters are allowed to clog up the public rooma list. The ability to set a maximum rating should be removed.
>>2998806Public rooms are just a mess, im always shocked people even bother but they always insta-fill
guess whose chains didnt finishyet again!
>>2998803I'm not him, you are just a twat
>>2998793I also don't have a single parent yet, I don't see the problem, plenty o' time
>>2998810Bourbon witThe supreme god of never finishing
>>2998679Yum, burrata
>>2998810Were you looking for me?
>>2998809I enter them just to get my team on hakuraku
>>2998810Kris S. It's always her, in the sprint it will always be Rupert.
>>2998793I don't know what to say, I haven't got RNG this bad since a started a few months ago: I did everything I could to make things more likely to go right (only Mile B with a single star on a GP, 6/6 on all important skills, 4/6 on other good skills, Mile+Crown schedule) but the game did not collaborate.Doesn't help that I have to cut back on using pot refreshes on subpar runs because I am running out of them.
>>2998823nobody wants sneed star anymore, useless mick
>>2998823I'd rather if fine motion didn't finish
>>2998828Since 4th corner is sufficiently late, it's a good enough late race velo skill, could also proc commander special week unique
>>2998810
at least ive actually got one that can live and has long S on day 1better than last time i suppose!unspeakable slop for skills though so yeah, i will keep going.
So what's this evo skills today cope I keep seeing
>>2998810For me? It's CB, the most agemasen non-agemasen card in the game. I swear she either gets to her second chain near instantly then dips, or just never shows up until senior year and gets to 2 and dips. She agemasens me so bad that even on my ace with Daring Strike last CM, the witcheck for the skill failed in A finals.
>>2998839That's so CB
>>2998839Mr CBT
>>2998837They added 180mb of data for whatever reason when characters are usually like 8mb. Nevermind the fact that skills are just skills and would not take up anywhere near that much space since they have no visual or audio assets. More likely it was just an engine update since they just stopped recommending a dozen phones.
>>2998806Woah a based Falco poster
>>2998832>running_style==2brick I'm afraid
Idk how you guys have so many stamina long parents with decent whites, I haven't gotten shit in a week, I'm stsrting to worry about my Aces
>>2998828What does speed stat even doI see it go off and it doesnt look like anything happens
>>2997941This is why Im using this time to try and loop some sprint lineages in URA right now because I noticed my stock of sprint parents was practically nonexistent. The main problem is there are very few umas that can easily hit all of the turf + dirt AND get to A sprint, and often gets polluted by other distances. Right now im trying to get any kind of sprint sparks on Maruzensky, and Oguri is the other one that can easily do everything + sprint. But yes few sprint CMs means less time in the sprinter mines. Crank out some maruzenkys/oguris and get some racing spirit loopas going while the TP is cheap just to have something on hand
>>2998854Affects your final speed, not your midrace speed, everyone has the same midrace speed outside of any procced skills
>>2998858For fronts/paces, top inherits next CM?>front: ECP, Machan>Pace: nishino, HCreek, ECP, Oguri>trap: Fuji, NY TM Opera O, any other 300-400 m from end skills
Nigga its fucking fall why is Tracen prepping for Christmas several months early
I KEEP GOING ABOVE THE OPEN RANK LIMIT FUCK
>>2998869Time is an illusion
How essential is Daiwa to a frontrunner main? Skip or Hodl for Helios?
>Christmas celebration part 1WHERE ARE MY FREE CARATS
https://x.com/rhainfo/status/2104543447873204486
>>2998878Why in the event story of course. READ
YOU'RE NOT VODKA
>>2998881Daiwa's #1 so it's scripted you roll her first
>>2998876skippa
>>2998870just use a calc neigha
I would be reading the event right now but I'm downloading Umamusume JP on steam so I don't have to use this garbage DMM version
HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>2998890it's too fuckin hard to do that on JP a lot of the newer skills aren't translated and aren't on that calc
>mostly good sparks>no uma stan>parent bricked
>>2998863Yeah sounds about right. Of generics Oguri will be a decent grandparent option for anything not fronts. El’s sprint affinity is horrible so even if you want to make a parent of her you’ll need some kind of high affinity sprint loop on hand to load her up to C sprint. Nyopera is easy to mutate to do dirt but not sprint, will be annoying. Machan can only do mile/sprint turf so yeah its rough on affinity without polluting sparks. Nishino obviously prime major parent pick but limited on affinity too. Oguri remains goated for being able to do everything. Maybe less focus on inherits and more on sprint gamble skills from cards and what have you. I just have zero decent sprint sparks with whites I want so its a good chance to do some loopas and raise some easy carats.
Did the tickets finally refresh? Is it true some people did 30 already?
>>2998894just read the moonrunes neigha
>>2998899the problem is the skills aren't on the calc to even add
I'll read the event story only because brian is in it
Nah, but Vodkas animation is fuarking cool!
>any races in Dream Team against teams S rank and above give zero scout pointsAPOLOGY CARATS INCOMING, SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN 1500
>>2998897Nyopera is 400 meters though so the velo up skill procs at the beginning of the accel zone so I don't think it'll work
>>2998904You'll get apolomonies and you'll like it.
>lucky quad ticket-er>nufnWelp!
The non-descript holiday decorations look very festive!
>>2998905Eh good point, I pulled up the track but barely looked at it. Maybe pass on her, was more just riffing off on the viability of making sprint parents in general. Sprint sparks are hard to come by as you have to go out of your way to make them, and if you want actual useful inherits that requires mutating which with low affinity sprint parents is pretty rough in general.
I can't believe I had to kidnap Vodka and her dumb boots
>>2998897You can do a full medium/mile/sprint schedule on Machan with medium D. She only drops like one race every 2 or so runs for me. I use one 9* medium parent and a 3* sprint inherit on URA and plan on bruteforcing something decent eventually while I farm some rewards.
>>2998914I'll selector her, it only makes sense>normal vodka already came>will be buying her new clothesIts what a good husband would do
Oh neat. You can buy your way to 1/3 of a Xog with the power of friendship.
>>2998917>normal vodka already cameexplode, I had to go to spark to get mine, lucky bastard
WAIT I FORGOT TO WATCH THE CUTSCENES FROM THE LAST EVENTMY SUPPORT CARD
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE JELLIES REFILLING THE TICKETS
>>2998931>>2998932Retardbros...
Do you guys ever avoid doing TT matches against someone with a title from your favorite uma?
Mejiro Beight's valentine's event is damn near the most blatant proposal I've seen yet.
>the irl vodka was considered a wise majestic and smart horse>uma vodka is a chuuni retard who larps as a motorcycle>the irl daiwa was an infamously retarded horse that was so low iq that it was awkward to give a runner type to>uma daiwa is an elegant beautiful perfectionist princess
>>2998932Kek thanks for the reminder
>>2998931>>2998932>>2998933What?
>>2998940>elegant beautiful perfectionist princessActually you messed up, you got Vodka right but Daiwa is just an obese retarded bimbo. Nothing good about her
Why do some umamon matches give 0 pts?
>>2998940It's called gap moe
>>2998945After using up your second set of tickets you can fill it up again with jelliesI forgot about it, which is why I had only 25 runs now instead of 30
>>2998940reminder that fatwa owner bribed cygames
>>2998945One guy didn't do the last event story and has a 3LB Ardan I assumeThe other guy forgot you can spend Team Trials refreshers to get another 5 matches in the Dream Team event per day>>2998949>>2998904
This is a bug right?
Decent haul. Vodka didn't show up til roll 180 so I finished the spark.
>>2998956>bribe cygames to give daiwa bigger tits>now majority of her fanart is off model shitPlayed himself, really.
>>2998955>>299895725 before reset? I only had 15, where the fuck are you guys getting the extra tries from? WHY IS THIS EVENT SO DOGSHIT?
Bro
>Win to get 0 pointsEXCUSE ME?I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION CYJEWS
>>2998968Nonono 25 TOTAL, with the reset, I forgot to do the jelly refills before the reset so I had 10 runs instead of 15
>>2998931If you unlocked them but forgot to watch them, you can still get the card finished. Just go to Extra then to Story Event.
>>2998967I question why the director allows us to stake uma shoes in races.
>>2998970Seriously what the fuck are these?
>>2998974That's reassuring, thank you anon, sorry for your pain.
LMAOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEKALL OF YOU RETARDS CLIMBED RANK SO FAST AND NOW YOU ARE STUCK WITHOUT GETTING ANY POINTS AHAHAHAHAH!MEANWHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING RARE UMAS IN F RANK AND I STILL GET ALL THE POINTS KEKEKEKEKEKE, I WIN YOU BAKAAAAS, NEXT TIME DON'T RUSH AN EVENT SO MUCH AHAHHAHAHA
Sometimes I forget that umas other than Machan die.
>>2999000learn to crop, retard
Is Furlong Tower supposed to be not-Tokyo Tower?
>404JANNNYYYYYYYYOH NO
>random guy training rare umas to make them shit and affordable for everyoneI kneel.
>>2999003whoopseroonie
>>299728814/1875031290Starting in 15 minutes!
Is now a good time to mention that I forgot to do the bingo last event? I'm stuck with 1LB Ardan speed
>>2998999Would Opera say this?
>>2999011It is Tuesday already...
>>2998999SILENCE BEEMAPYOICEL!
>>2998999I got all my distance bonuses already and wanted my carrots sue me
>only one pull since banner went up Lesbos lostMachan won
>>2999013How do you guys let this happen
Playing dress up with umas is going to be even more fun in the future
>>2999019My clubmate bricked himself for COWwa and had to pity
>>2999020I did that for the Stinko card by accident but it's okay since that card sucked ass and I don't like Stinko anyways
>>2999015gomen
>he started pumping his team rank without having record count 50
>>2997170Proud of my Mun.She was too far ahead to use her recoveries so she walked the last 60m, but she got to use break it down, victory cheer, and angling & scheming which was very >fun.
Vodkabroes i will be completely honest for the sake of transparency: Fatwa looks cute in her alt.
Holy shit, with just ticketsIs this pity for not not getting jack shit on the CB/Creek banner?
T-thanks Shakurhttps://files.catbox.moe/2j4u37.png
>>2999021My wife's racing outfit is so fresh and fly that every other piece of clothing in the game looks like a cum rag in comparison.
>>2999028 (Me)The next Mambo will be stronger.
>>2999016>>2999018KEEEEEK I WONI OUTSMARTED YOU ALL THIS ONCEFOR THE FIRST TIME, I WAS THE ONE WHO OUTSMARTED /V/MAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR 0 POINT RACES NOW IDIOOOOTS
>>2999035I'll enjoy my FREE kickbacks for the fucking up the event
>>2998963Scarletmaxxing.Not enough yellow hint books for Restless tho.
>>2999032Getting called a freak by shaka.
>>2999032Happy Birthday, torenah-san!
>>2999035>not elligible for apolocarats awardI'm afraid you played yourself once again.
>>2999042That’s a Longwa
Yanko is spoiled as fuck.
>>2997288Starting! I'll be cheering for Bright!
sniffa
I thought this game was SFW? My boss just saw this and instantly gave me a promotion!
>>2999046*apolomonies
>>2999007Tokyo Tower looks like a red Eiffel Tower.I think it's the not-Skytree.
>>2999055Holy KINO
>>2999057post armpits
I will not be tempted by the titty cow. My carats will be safe. I will not pull. I will remain strong. I will not be tempted and seduced by the beautiful titty cow.
>>2999065You mean you're NOT pulling for Rob Roy like a week from now?
>>2999070FUCK THERES ANOTHER TITTY COW A WEEK FROM NOW?
>>2999038>>2999046>Implying they won't just give it to everyoneKEEEK DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THEY CAN MEASURE WHO PARTICIPATED IN A RACE WITH 0 POINTS? THEY CAN'T THEY CANNOT, AND EVEN IF THEY DO, I GOT MORE VALUE OUT OF THESE TICKETS THAN ALL OF YOU BLEEEEGH
>>2998999Huh? Is that why it happens?
Im saving my daily PAID carats for Brian. EIGHT single daily cheekies
>they used the forbidden word
>>2999074>DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THEY CAN MEASURE WHO PARTICIPATED IN A RACE WITH 0 POINTS?They can
>>2999063
>>2999073Vodka is the last flatty for a while, trainer-kun.
>>2999077HOLY SHIT THE C-WORDTHE C-WORD IS REAL????
>>2999077Guess the AI forgot the prompt to replace all instances of Christmas.
Soon
>>2999074Yeah well that’s just like uhh your opinion man
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I'M GETTING OFFENDED
>>2999077I know nobody played it but they used it in Teio's career day 1
I can't stop messing around with Ace in photo mode...
>>2999080reminder that everything above the red line is not selectorable and everything below the red line is
>>2999087Cute!!!
>>2999077TRANNYLATORS SAVE ME AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2999077180MB patch incoming to fix it
>>2999065Honestly, the thing tempting me is so much better than that butterface Daiwa that I cannot be lured into wasting my carats on a useless obese bimbo like Daiwa
Anyone got an alternative carrot tracker? That handsome horse one is broken
>>2999077wow turns out /pol/ was wrong again
>>2999088Is it soulless to selector Brian if I dont even have base Brian? There’s like 4 different umas I cant make my mind up on
Windy!
>>2999092I still dont get the appeal other than "shes pretty" but really which uma isnt?
I'm happy and pleasantly surprised that they actually did this and kind of disappoint that i won't get to shitfling and get angry.
My final missing umadex entries that I haven't seen once in enemy teams so far are, Digitan, Gold City, Taishin, Festa and Dober
>>2999077ERM...THIS IS PROBLEMATIC
>>2999088paying money = didn't beat the game
>>2999093Yeah I keep mine up here *points to noggin*. It’s not open source unfortunately!
>Hello not giving me tokens is making me very upset, angry, even>Latest Canto, while I appreciate Director trying something new, is underwhelming and prospect of going to that fucking mall for the third time does not spark joy>Arknights writing continues to bore me, unironically doing "Good Tsar, Bad Boyars" with UrsusGive me an actual vidya to play, preferably something relaxing to chill with after work
>>2999095Here you go.https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2103243280037322951
>>2999098She is a primal desire, I cannot resist her allure, she is beyond beautiful. She is a Goddess
>>2999088I desperately need to selector KSMira so I will reject this information.
>>2999101>doesn't have his own taishinbricka I'm afraid
>>2999106Relaxing…You play Animal Well yet?
>>2999105If you're not gonna seriously answer don't even reply
>>2999100>>2999077C-WORD TWICE?WHAT IS HAPPENING?WHERE DID ALLISON GO???? AIEEEE THE WORLD IS GOING TO ENDCHECK THIS EVEN
>>2999108My point still stands, but you do you, man>>2999096Nah, go for it, man. Otherwise youd have to rely on being spooked or grinding thebdaily races
>>2999114Tough crowd huh?
>>2999093Pretty sure uma.moe has a tracker now
I thought Daiwa was supposed to be the stupid one
A whole lotta jealous Vodkeks in this thread.
>>2999106comfy ds3 playthrough
>>2999115>C-WORD TWICE?Anon-dono...
umm christmas gibs? 1500 carats? free pulls?
The pokedex really makes you notice how few trainees there are in the game right now if you don't count alts.
>>2999093Uma Moe has oneUma Guide will have one eventually I'm sure
>>2999121I mean, she was right, no?
>>2999118>grinding the daily racesthey just got Blaze Brian added to daily legend races 1 month ago in JP
>>2999126That’s a good thing. We dont need newma inflation. Give more alts to deserving oldmas, the classicmas
>>2999124AIEEEEEEEEEEWould I get killed if I make a bait thread on /v/ with this?
I might have forgotten to do the spins for the previous event.
>>2999129Look, Doto is coming!The fukubros were telling the truth the whole time!
>>2999124>The fucking C wordI AM SHAKING AND CRYINGAND MY SPEECH IS SILLY
>>2999129...wait, Scarpet isn't grindable yet?Why?
>>2999133Nah a warning at most unless people start arguing in which case they will let it be.
>>2999133Yes, but mainly because there's already a thread there right now. Easy witcheck too.
>>2999133Didnt one just get 404’d? You’d probably get killed yea
>>2999133Getting banned for no reason is an unavoidable inevitability when using this garbage website. There's no point in living in fear of it.
aight imma image dump all mentions of Christmas
3:10 to Newma
>>2999149In awe at the aboslute size difference between Daiwa and Vodka's chests
Do we get the roadmap for October tomorrow or the day after that?
>>2999054If my horse won me 32 MILLION dollars he'd get the fancy carrots too.
ALWAYS GAMBLE
>>29991532 days and 2 hours and 32 minutes from now
>>2999148>Getting banned for no reason is an unavoidable inevitability when using this garbage website.Can't even discuss philosophy anymore smdh.
>>2999149
>>2997288MEJIRO DOBERU takes the win!Congratulations to Dober and her trainer. She is the Mejiro of the day.Thanks for joining, have a great Mejiro Monday*!(*tuesday in some timezones)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wU0o30gdMo
>>2999149>>2999160>Christmas is back>Christ is risen>Jesus came back to defeat that demon Allisson
>>2999160
Now that it's confirmed that the characters in the Umamusume setting know who Christ is, what's your trainee's favorite Bible quote?
NO WORDS NEEDED!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZdvW6BBkc
>>2999168Love thy neighbor
By the way Catholics are the only true christians and evangelicals and protestants are all going to hell in their mega-church with flying rappers
>double helix in the backgroundIs this like Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam that is hiding a brain in the painting?
>>2999172Red Desire would say this
>>2999169Good job, you!
anyways why is laurel StuCo Prez now, what happened to rudolf
>>2999166CH 1 CHRISTMAS COUNT: 3
She's sobbing... and her speach is silly?
>>2999175What does that have to do with trashy isekai novels?
So why did Christmas suddenly return?
Cowwa's ample bust is telling me to do a cheeky tenner now....
>>2999184They say Christmas like a million times in this event and they didn't have the balls to censor it every time
>>2999177Paternity leave>>2999172Nice Idol worship
>>2999184>Christ returns>Christmas returnsIt's.... kinoooooooooooooo
Their relationship reminds me a lot of Tendo Maya and Saijou Claudine.
>>2999162ggs, it was an interesting race
>>2999184Xog sacrificed herself to bring Christmas back. It's a true festive miracle...
>>2999179CH 2 CHRISTMAS COUNT: 0aight i need to do a career
>>2999188Lmao, you don't even know your religion, enjoy hell
Christmas WON!…what do you mean it’s not even October?
THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVERRRRR!!!
>>2999195Happy New Halloween next month
>>2999162Thanks for hostan, umazing race
>>2999198I AM SOBBINGAND MY SPEECH IS SILLY
>>2999194I'm not the one who has his head of religion actively speaking blasphemy on Palm Sunday
Is 50% the max scout point bonus in umamon?
>>2999211i'm at 70%
>>2999208Yeah like your satanic kike guzzlers are any better
>>2999168They don't have any because they aren't fucking geeks who went to sunday school
>>2999213I can see why people are choosing Orthodoxy over the Catholic Church now if you're all like this
>>2999168Ezekiel 23:20
>>2999211100% at 50
>>2999216>t. Bibi
What would Uma Jesus think of this incessant bickering?
>>2999149Groove really just looks good in anything.
>>2999223He would tell them to settle it in a race obviously. Works in every event in the game.
>>2999223I think he'd be pretty annoyed, you'd think 400 years after the schism both sides would be over it.
>leave christmas in>larpers immediately in the threadWhat ifWhat if the localizers were right?
>>2999223>>2999226>If your heart is wavering, do not spurt
>>2999227>400 years after the schismTime traveller-san...
>>2999228Trannylators pushing ideology for no reason is never right. People being slightly annoying was going to happen anyways (they would be seething at translation instead of this) so to me it's whatever.
>>2999228>larperI'm a Catholic and believe in the lord Jesus Christ
Im gonna be honest with you christ bros. Isnt playing a game like this inherently sinful by nature, seeing as how lust and gambling are vices? And instead of fiending over digital horse daughters you’re actually supposed to find a wife and procreate? And that’s without going into the ethics of gacha in general. Isnt it an inherently sinful design? Are you aware of its intent? If I didnt know any better I’d say this game is the work of the devil! And 4chan where to even begin…are you here on missionary duties to convert or merely just to lolligag? I cant take any of you christfags seriously, you are not men of God.Anywho which Uma would say all that?
>>2999234My friend we are 11 boards away from hardcore pornography. And 12 from "I'm not gay BUT..."
>>2999228Just a bit of banter lad
Reminder to ignore obvious bait and not engage in shitflinging and religious arguments please.
oh hey they finally purged the old threads
>>2999236>Galations 5:16-17: I say then: Walk in the Spirit, and you shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusts against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh; and these are contrary to one another, so that you do not do the things that you wish.
>not a single Mayafag talking about Ace Combat 8I am deeply disappointed in you /v/ma.
>>2999236>And 4chan where to even beginYou lot are actually better people than I could find on any other corner on the Internet, you are the real deal>>2999243>Christmas comes back>Janny comes backKINOOOO WE ARE SAVED
>>2999246I've been on a shit laptop for years and there's no way I can run it.>Owning a modern console
>>2999240this wouldn't have happened if we all converted to islam
I only have a B in mile now?!
>>2999212>>2999219Ah I see, I'm gonna need a few more days to get to 100%, but that is the play right? I auto-piloted my way through this one last time so I never bothered to learn the deets.
>>2999246Too soon after 9/11
>>2999218I lol'd
>>2999246I'm waiting for a bit to see the reception on it. The amount of live service shit put into what's supposed to be a mainline entry to the series is a bit concerning.
>>2999246>unreal engine DLSS denuvo LGBT BBW fake frame slopjust give me project wingman 2 instead dawg
>>2999246I didnt buy the "play several days before" edition. I did preload the whole 135~GB of the kino on my PC. Knowing that they optimized the game further, i expect it to run super smooth on my 9070xt
>christmas ends right before halloweenwhat did they mean by this
>>2999265Satanic black magic. Sick shit.
>>2999246>/v/>playing gameslmao lole
>>2999271Im playing other gamesFuck Grand Live.
>>2999271That's why we were exiled newfriend. They saw us actually playing and discussing video games and couldn't take it.
>>2999271Is /v/ma one person?
>>2999279yes, a balding jewish man in his 30's
>>2999282I'm not balding though, thankfully
>>2999168Genesis 3:22-23
>>2999285yet
Brian you need to stay away from this woman she's dangerous and has you marked
Now that we have some more rommates would there be any interest in a roommate cup rerun after ZRR comes out?
>>2999295Maybe once GL is finished
>>2999282>yes, a balding jewish man in his 30's
>>2999288Not him but I got on the stuff pretty early, I am confident in my ability to keep hair now. Yes my dick still works
>>2999282
Did you guys know the “Triple Crown” is a reference to the Pope’s big funny hat? I thought that was interesting
>all that Blaze Brian foreshadowing in the eventI wonder if the Elevens picked up on it without any foresight back then.
>>2999301My grandfather and father had severe alzheimers but boy did those guys have a full head of hair
>>2999308>all that Blaze Brian foreshadowing in the eventi am illiterate, what do you mean
>>2999288no one in my family went bald, it's not gonna happen
>>2999302Found the Xog + Double Dom player
>>2999318I'll get back to you in 40 years and see who's laughing then
>>2999308For me it's how they try to setup the newma as the next protagonist.
>>2999311Laurel literally says "I want to fight full power Brian"
>>2999309my dad is a skinhead
>>2999246I didn't want to shit up the uma thread with the lame plane game. I'm playing through Zero first.Also who should I run with Palmer? Fujin feels like she'd be okay, V.bourbon is always safe. Seiun will probably get fucked over by my oonige so she's out.
>>2999334She could have been talking about some other Brian. It’s a relatively common name
Ts still surprises me
>>2999336>Also who should I run with Palmer?Kita and Bobo is the default soulless choice.>I didn't want to shit up the uma thread with the lame plane game. Talking about video games is highly encouraged here!
…So we’re all preordering Grand Theft Auto Six right /vm/ros?
>>2999341See >>2999249
>>2999338>Corner UnrecoveryWhat the fuck…
>>2999344Cmon bwo quit playing around we all got PS5s here
>>2999338Out of curiosity, does this count towards Festive Miracle?
>>2999148i got a 3day from /tv/ for "replying to off topic threads" without an example - that board is nothing BUT off topic threads (except for whatever the latest goyslop being blatantly viral marketed is)
>>2999338>>2999345You get that skill from the acupuncture ningen card.
>>2999345The acupuncturist card gives it sometimes as one of the options when dates unlock.
>>2999121Daiwa is a straight A student
Look at these two dorks
>>2999353Nice tits.
>>2999353you mean these two dykes
before this bread dies, can you even name one of her flaws?
>>2999353I have DaiwaXVodka fatigue
>>2999058SIR THIS IS A BLUE BOARD THAT KIND OF LEWDNESS IS UNTHINKABLE!
>>2999358Wrong board
>>2999358She beats the shit out of me nonsexually every night to get rid of her frustrations
>>2999340>Kita and BoboBobo just looks easy to make. I might toy with making an end or late but idk. 1 oonige and 2 fronts seems to be working decent. Cafe or Digitan would be my end or late. I think lates are slightly better on this map?They really spruced up the game. The plane models are gorgeous.
>>2999353These two... what? oh yeah those two.... uh....
>>2999358She bullies her betters.
>>2999353this doth warm my heart
>>2999366>She beats the shit out of me nonsexually every night to get rid of her frustrationsI now remember that one post
>>2999358Normoid pick of a wifeBut in reality I know I would love a Natie wife
>>2999368>I might toy with making an end or late but idk.Onige and backliners don't mesh well this track. It's hard to catch up with the distance fronts create.> I think lates are slightly better on this map?They have a more reliable accel except for Taishin and the Inari alt.
>>2999380>Normoid pick of a wifeI dont know whether its supposed to be bad or not.
>>2999368I'll never tell someone to not use Digitan because I love her the most.But long G is a lot to overcome.
"Did you pre order Ace Combat 8 torena?"
>>2999388no I heard it's woke
>>2999380When the normgroidness is by design and so well crafted, it loops back to based again. She's not even my wife but hating Natie should be illegal. A beacon of sanity for both the cooky umaworld and our degenerate world.
>>2999382>>2999387Long G on Digitan sucks but I love her. Palmer got her win last CM so I'm okay with spotlighting someone else. I might try to run Cafe just because I don't know where else to use her.>>2999388Yeah... AC:0 is my childhood. I had no chance.
>>2999388No, I don't pay $70 for games.
>>2999388No, I don't play video games.
>>2999388I only play mobile games
>>2999388No I'm playing a pokemon fangame instead
>>2999388I might buy the new GoW game
>>2999358The Festival slammer incident, whatever happened there
Speed it up Cygames
>>2999410why tho
>>2999417Cause I had fun in the open beta
>>2999415>One CM a weekThoughts?
>>2999419based blastCHAD
>>2999420Love requires sacrifices after all.....
>>2999419Gears? That makes more sense. I thought you meant God of War Laundry edition
>>2999426Oh yeah, I should have clarified that
>>2999422Anyone else having a blast with grand live?
Test
How long until GM?
>>2999432Christmas
>Two women approach Vodka and Scarlet asking for directions>One of them demands the other to give her a hug immediately>They hug right in front of them and Vodka reacts like picrelThey're putting something in the water
Time to train Vodka for the Arima Kinen...
>>2999432SOON!
>>2999432Two more months thereabout
>>2999432Approximately 9 weeks
>>2999430omg me
>>2999436>2 monthsthat is not soon
>>2999436>after Turkey Dayneato
>>2999439Look, it’s Bazz’s son!
>>2999440That's only TWO CMs! Maybe 3!
>>2999420>>2999425>Your newmawife releases 10% fasterbut>Have to skip every other CMI don't even have a newmawife, and I'm still weirdly ok with it. Minus the missing income.
>>2999420I'd take that trade off if it meant getting her earlier.Playing JP is just not it. I joined Open practice rooms on JP for the L'Arc CM and these people have double the amount of skills my Pandora has, it's unreal. I don't even know how they do it.
>>2999442>you now remember the post thankskilling /v/massacre where PPM came to a screeching halt due to overfeeding
>>2999447Years of looping parents
Brian...
t- thanks...should i glue?
>>2999388nah
>>2999450Not even just that but the sheer amount of skill points it would cost while still staying at UC.
Darktide has a new update!
>>2999453Depends. Is the rest of the run good or mediocre
>>2999452The obese...
>>2999436FUCK THAT'S A LOT LESS TIME THAN I IMAGINED I REALLY NEED TO GET TO WORK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I realized I liked suffering or overcoming the odds stories so I like Rice, Teio, Machan and BrianAlso Fujin-nano
>>2999460it's a Long S run, but dang I have to fit in 5 LH dates + 6 races in senior year + the 2 classic year races
>>2999457Is it out? We were pushing havoc yesterday and it closed on us when we got to 28
>>2999464>He thought he had 3 months instead of 2Yeah its coming sooner than I thought as well. Ramonu is gonna be a trainerwrecker I can just tell. Then we perma borrow the goddess card…how >fun.
>>2999466Play it through if you have the patience.
>>2999471i have no +3 SP song at classic arima and i am stuck on>stamina +2>guts + 2>guts +1i think it's over
>>2999475Turn it into a fan run, think about your danchou
>>2999480my danchou would be sad if i continued this run>i am the danchou
after 30 scout races my umadex is at 41 with 2/5 team skills (will acquire the 3rd after my next race)
>>2999482Glue it. Time is money
