>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. Registrations NOW!>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread:>>3038193
Would you hit it?
Let us continue shittalking/defending Windy here.
>>3040253>TaMicro Cross panicking that the CM starts in two days and Kris S still hasn't given her Claw Yourself
>>3040263Let's discuss her inevitable second alt.
>>3040268....it starts in two days?
>>3040262If she keeps the cosplay sure
You genuinely gotta stop baking so fast, you seem obsessed
>>3040262with a crowbar
>>3040263(You)r favorite uma is shit, and here is why:
>>3040271Ballroom Windy? Wedding Windy?
>>3040268>two daysWHAT DA HELL
>>3040275>You genuinely gotta stop baking so fastwhy?
>>3040240Oh my god one of the biggest breakthroughs (and caused endless bitching by drawfags) was when they used film to prove horses had gaits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEqccPhsqgAYou don't know how much this drove people crazy.
>>3040229I only want to complain about the game. I hope you guys succeed and that you don't have to suffer from some of the bullshit I'm going through. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you Kitasan? Why am I bringing you along to train with my uma, that I want to win a race with, if you won't go to speed? What, do you think you're the trainer Kitasan, you know better than me? Then tell me why you keep going to stamina. Tell me how I'm supposed to win a race with 150 speed and 1200 stamina, when the whole purpose of a race is to run faster than the opponent. How do I run faster with no speed you stupid bitch? And why do you have to train alone when you are in speed? You're supposed to be the party person, the roof raiser, I don't know how you somehow manage to be more of a shut-in nerd than I am. What's wrong with you? 31% chance of going to speed, one speed rainbow in junior year, that's 24 turns and you only show up once. I may as well bring fucking Speed Gold Ship at this rate because you're performing about as well as she is!
>>3040275You genuinely gotta start not giving a fuck
>>3040263What i wanna discuss about windy is wtf they were thinking. She has the worst kit I've ever seen
Man, that last thread was /uma/ coded as fuck.
>>3040289How bad is the kit?
reposting>pre debut turn with 0/1/1/1/1>45% energy with normal moodDo you rest, go on an outing or tap wit for bond and levels?
>>3040282Consider cheerleader Windy.
>>3040295I always take rest here
Pandora LOVE
>>3040292I thought it was good, other than the poor attempts at club drama
>>3040288
>>3040295>pre debut turn with 0/1/1/1/1
>>3040263When I read through Biko's career I didn't raise her dirt aptitude at all so Windy ended up winning the February Stakes and redeemed herself for the Bite of '96 incident
There's a simple solution to the crab "problem" that has been ignored: Just eat them. Their legs are delicious.
>>3040295Rest for sure, you wanna have good energy for good trainings
>>3040292Really? I thought it was fine. It was p funny and had lots of rooms and some oc.
>>3040289What's wrong with it? Is she out before the next dirt CM? It looks good for Tokyo Dirt 1600. Late race starts almost exactly on the final straight and her ult is +0.25 speed AND +0.4 accel when dueling.
>>3040307
Chocolate, that's all
>>3040306The drawfag shit was good but yea the club drama and shitting on shinko was /vg/ as fuck.
>>3040262Is this an actual ad? Wtf man
>>3040292Already great just from this >>3040034
>>3040262The one in the middle is kinda cute, sure.
>>3040323I wonder if this is a good stretch for running?
>>3040325Oh yeah, I just ignore the retards who try to force that, far as windy man i do agree she should've been 2* ngl, the kit is just bad and she's not popular, there's still no dirt option for F2P beyond haru
>>3040321>What's wrong with it?Anon, look at it. Its terrible
>>3040295depends on who is sitting in wit if i rest or noti'm not sure non pal recreation is ever worth doing now, there's so many sources of mood up and the energy gain is pitiful
>>3040329>Jew noseDon't do it man
New bake already?
>>3040329Do it man.
>>3040325I went to /vg/ the other week and actually checked how much they talked about "Stinko."I rather regret that.
>>3040337We're not going to 1300 posts every thread
>>3040337no, nobody baked because this thread isn't real, it only exists in your own mind. you good bwo?
>>3040332At least her new alt is decent. It's usable in all the dirt races
Go watch DIGGER
>>3040321>Dueling unique on a pace>Completely random point speed boost in the late race>Green that only works on heavy and soft conditions (zero dirt CMs like this)>Very bad evolved skills.She's the worst unit in the game
>Robbie is a Campbellslop enjoying, sincerity-poisoned g*nre 'fiction' apologist not sure how to feel about this one, /lit/bros...
>>3040351NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3040349first time hearing about it. QRD?
>>3040334>Ult: 0.25 speed and 0.4 accel. Best effect in the game for a unique.>gold homestretch haste for dirt>gold green, +60 power and speed on soft/heavy dirt (next dirt CM is soft dirt)>another green for +40/60 power on good/soft/heavy ground>unyielding spirit and shifting gears, typical white mile velocity skills>A couple of decent skill hints from career events, latch on and top pick.I looked twice now. I don't see the problem.
>still haven't finished the Training the Trainer missions for GL
>>3040351Rob is high level, she can enjoy the best literary fiction, and also some guilty pleasure genreslop
>>3040349Best movie of the year>>3040356Go in blind. Trust me
>>3040359Let me guess. 1200 guts?
>There's a bunch of Graded Races in England this weekend and no one is saying anything.
>>3040359Neither have I lol. Ill get to it when I need the 500 carats
>>3040349They had such a terrible marketing campaign I kinda don't want to go watch it
>>3040363Qrd? Japan doesn't care about english racing
>>3040351would ZRR be an unironic harry potter fan or agree with this"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>3040363Some weebs get hostile when you talk about non-japanese keiba
>>3040340>I drank the many slop juice and my mood went down, how could this be?
>>3040362Yes.And Stamina.And Power.And Wit.
>>3040363Don't care enough about it.
>>3040358>gold homestretch haste for dirtActually its the unbuffed version, which was terrible
>>3040350>Dueling unique on a paceWhat are you saying? Paces don't duel?>>3040350>Green that only works on heavy and soft conditions (zero dirt CMs like this)The very next dirt CM is like that. That's why I asked if she's out before then
>>3040369As a young adult not that interested in reading people kept peer pressuring me to read Harry Potter and I tried but it just wasn't particularly interesting. Going back to it and it just does not like it's written particularly well. I'll read Lord of the Rings any day. I've been meaning to give Harry Potter a fair chance but it seems like something best enjoyed when you're young. And yet on Allreads you have people claiming it's the greatest series of books ever written which is insane to me.
Y'all run through these threads faster than I make your mom cum
>>3040380No it doesn't work on the dirt CM its only heavy and bad conditions, not soft. Thats still good
>>3040356Like the other anon said, go in blind, and go to a theater it was a genuinely great experience>>3040365The switch-up with the shit reviews and telling people to go themselves to form their own opinion based on the truth was genius imo
>>3040388That's fucking retarded, its like she doesn't have a gold skill then
>>3040386It's because we have CMs that are actually getting people excited and not xogslop. Before the medium CM it was dreadful around here. Multiple threads of high quality posts. It's Arima Kino season
>>3040388There's no such thing as "bad" conditions. It's firm/good/soft/heavy. Her skill works on soft/heavy and GameTora says the next CM is soft.
>>3040393Thats why her kit sucks dude>Extremely unreliable 1st gold>Dead 2nd gold>Mid unique>Guts growth She gets mogged by every other dirter.
>>3040392I'm not gonna go to the movies for a movie I've never heard of because some anonymous people told me to. But I'm also not going to go out of my way to learn anything else about it.
>>3040398And then we have SPRINT, finally something my short merchant can win in
>>3040367>>3040371>>3040374October 9th:>Sycamore S (G2T) >Challenge S (G2T) >Cornwallis S (G3T) >Fillies' Mile (G1T) >Oh So Sharp S (G3T) Pride S (G3T)October 10th:>Darley Dewhurst S (G1T) >Darley S (G3T) >Emirates Autumn S (G3T) >Godolphin Flying Start Zetland S (G3T) Why don't The English run dirt?
>>3040359Nigga, I still haven't finished the Training the trainer missions from fucking Aoharu 1
>>3040360This is my headcanon. >>3040369I don't think she would find Harry to be an inspiring hero. She explicitly states that she took a liking to Rob Roy because he was a nobody who compelled others to write about him through the sheer awe-inspiring force of his story alone, and not by virtue of being the chosen one.
>>3040401
>>3040407DO A SPECIAL WEEK CAREER NOW
>>3040402Ok man you do you, but idk why you'd even ask about it if you don't care to watch it. Your loss
>>3040403Yup yup, if Arima isn't your a thing there's another interesting CM coming up which is shaping up to be one of the most diverse sprints to date and not just paceslop
>>3040411I'm not spending 50 Tenno Sho sashes for a ticket that will probably give me dogshit
>>3040413YOU brought it upI asked for a QRDyou niggas couldnt do that so I lost interest, whatever! I'm not going to the movies by myself because you guys told me to, just like im not gonna blow 200 carats on a shitty banner because you told me to keep doing cheeky rolls. The movies are expensive!
>>3040417>most diverse sprints to date and not just paceslopwe've had 2 so of course
>>3040423You can't really explain this movie over text
>>3040363The other big day for England is the British Champions Day next weekend at Ascot. Five G1s are held there and it marks as the end of the racing season for the bongs.
>>3040402I bet you watched project hail mary actually liked it, you fucking faggot.
>>3040420Then do a throwaway URA Bakushin run with either of the cards that gives you it, you fucking retard.
>>3040426and we've had plenty of mediums but that never stopped them from being fucking slop. Anything is better after the period we just went through and sprint is surprisingly fun and unique. Allows people to run umas they wouldn't normally run so yeah people will get excited for that
>>3040426Ok but this one is definitely top 3 contender bro I swear
>>3040402That reminded me how I once bought Random Access Memories when it came out because some anons in a /b/ music thread were talking about how good it was.And they were right.
>>3040433this but unironically
>>3040429>I bet you watched project hail mary actually liked itNot him, I liked both Hail Mary and DIGGER, eat shit
>>3040428Isn't that the track next to London?
Why does in the final corner going into the last straight, sometimes my paces dont duel?
>>3040434ATM I can't get this album off my playlist
>>3040429I have no idea what that fucking isI just watched Spartacus last night. Now THAT was a good movie.
>>3040442They're too far apart, their speed doesn't match, or they're not within top 5
>>3040429>PHM out of nowhereObsessed.
Watch The Fifth Element you plebeians.
Shameless fatass Jordan
>>3040453Multi pass
Alright, alright...>favorite movie>which uma would hate it the most (bonus points if they aren't an uma you dislike)
I FINALLY HAVE AN ACErooms please
>>3040456Transcend wouldn't hate any movie so I'm excluded from this conversation
>>3040457Sprint or Dirt?
>>3040440Just outside of London's metro area.
>>3040460A-Arima?
>>3040443Catch the Rainbow is a fucking masterpiece.
>>3040456>The Two Towers
>>3040454I can't wait for her to be super strong with evolved skills.
>>3040456I recently watched a movie with nothing but 2 hours of people talking and loved it. Literally all of them but maybe Biwa would hate it.
>>3040459I didn't ask if your uma would hate it. I was asking which uma you thought WOULD.And to answer myself, Spies Like Us and probably Air Groove. Her sense of humor is legendarily bad and she wouldn't like the fact that the entire movie basically shits on authority figures.
some test runs for cm2099671206
>>3040453I watched that before half the zumas in this thread were even born
>>3040456I don't think I have a favorite normal person movie nor have I watched one in decades because all I ever did was watch anime
Bro, I feel like this shit is fucking crazy is it not?
>>3040468Didn't expect to see Patrick Jane there
>>3040475THAT'S MY FUARKING EMPEROR
>>3040456Jurassic Park III... Are there any umas that hate lizards?
>>3040475I wish it was 4 seconds instead, but the boost is cracked.
>>3040475Phase_Random + Late Race (not Last Spurt) but eh, it's Current Speed so it's probably still good and it facilitates her ult
>>3040475It is, but this is a very recent evo skill. Global won't get this when evolveds drop
>>3040463All the songs are amazing, Dio feels like a divine voice not from our world
>>3040456The Big LebowskiI can imagine Helios being very bored, on her phone, interrupting with stupid questions, injecting her own retarded opinions and not getting the humor
>>3040470Need 3 more
>>3040484EXPLAIN NOW
>>3040476He's pretty good in it. He plays the VP of the firm in question and despite being considerably younger than all the other execs he can hold the room, except when the CEO is in the picture.
>>3040489Aight bet, ill hop in
>>3040456The Lighthouse (2019)I'm not sure which uma would hate it probably Helios? But I can tell you Light Hello would love it.
>>3040474... It could be a porn movie for all I care.Also, all of the girls are from Japan.>>3040464Lord of the Rings?Fucking TANIMO!?>>3040468Mayano Top Gun would probably like it too. Rulership might like it.I think Seeking the Pearl might hate this one the most.>>3040480No, so maybe go the direction of "who wouldn't like the genre?"
>>3040488That's like, her opinions, man.
>CYGAMESU>OOMA MOOSOMAY PORITA DAHBYWhat did she mean by this?
>/tv/mahehI watched the new Madoka movie 3 months before all of youJapan loves latinoCHADs
>>3040351Made some bullshit while waiting for DD2 DA to finish downloading
>>3040474>last movie I watched was Uma>last movie I watched before that was the Love Live movie, in theater which was years agoNot looking good for me.
>>3040500KEKAROO
>>3040491There's nothing to explain, they go back and add variants for Evolved skills every so often, I think Hishi Miracle got a new one a week ago. They have different conditions but they evolve from the same skills and you can only have one. That means depending on when it was added an evolved skill might not be available since the code for it wouldn't be in the game files. Or they could just drop all of them but probably not.
remember to never get your donkey drunk, she WILL yap your ears off.
>long inspo proc 4 times>no event finishedClassic. Why using SSRs card for a deck is detrimental again?>>3040483Late Race is better for current speed though. It means you can sacrifice some accel and use it elsewhere.
>>3040496Shut the FUCK up /v/mapyoi
>>3040500Okay I laffed
>>3040500kek
>>3040492Added it to the watchlist, thanks anon. I like these Big Short, Rogue Trader type films
Hello, I'm from /doko/. I don't play your game but I wanna larp it. What should I know?
>>3040502desu shitloads of bad movies in the past decade
>>3040514Just be angry about Front Runners and you'll fit right in
>>3040514AGARRENLO
>>3040495I feel like Shakur would hate something like JP3 but that's a copout answer. Maybe one of the sweeter umas like Urara or Rice.
>>3040514just complain about RNG bullshit bricking your stuff and you'll fit in perfectly
>>3040507Rob Roy is fucking stylish with that coat
>>3040514Say that your favorite umamusume is Tachyon or Gold Ship
>>3040470>4 fronts + runawayIt was over before it even began.40707780
>>3040514This is now your favorite Uma.
>>3040514I need help on Endless Alice to unlock E.C.I.L.A. 29 minutes is too short to do anything...
>>3040514There's a character named Tokai Teio. You MUST love her
>>3040514>>3040520UN FORASTERO
>>3040495I'm not sure literal child and figurative brat would get a movie about the 2008 financial crisis.
>>3040514>Posts a Grand Servant>Wants to Grand Larp
>>3040480>Jurassic Park IIIEW HOW???? Don't tell me you are a Spinofag
>>3040514Tell random posters to go back to /vg/ and never talk about the game
>>3040526*Agnes
>>3040514BREEDINGKEEP ON BREEDINGDONT STOP BREEDING
>>3040536Oh? A wild rexfag? Here in /v/ma? Splendid.
>>3040500Got a solid KEK out of me>>3040524Yeah, winter uniforms are cool as shit, about time they were finally added to the game.
>>3040514Get really mad about shit no one cares about like baking frequency or a random poster posting a slightly lewd pic while talking about the game, and complain really loudly about /vg/ while samefagging heavily. The more you make it everyone else's problem, the better.
I rewatched the first three Jurassic Parks and while I can see why people think 3 is underrated, it's nowhere near as good as 1 and Lost World isn't nearly as bad as people said it was. I like all 3 but the first is still unsurpassed.
>Yes Yes Yes, well done /v/mapyoi, well done. HOWEVER
>>3040514MAMBO
>>3040514These are all weak responses. What you really should do is talk about how the umas should all be 10+ feet tall minimum.
I have found myself helplessly in love with Copano Rickey
Hey guys, is plan X a good accel for sprint?
>>3040546Many things from the 2000s looked bad at the time but nowhere near as bad as what came in the 2015 and beyond.
>>3040552you realize she's a no good filthy d*rter right?
>>3040545The hall monitor isn't going to fuck you bwo
>>3040541Rexy is litierally the good guy, the Optimus Prime, Superman, Godzilla. Were you the hipster weird contrarian kid that got shoved into lockers?
>>3040553Too expensive, we have decent accel options now so you don't need to gamble like CM9
>>3040553Its a bit of a gamble, not my favorite
>>3040552That's because she groomed you, bro
>>3040553Big no.What style are you running?
>>3040556It's ok I don't like Bamboo either
>>3040564Lates
>>3040566Yeah no, I wouldn't take plan X on a late
>>3040527I am now reconsidering my team compositionLast one91370564
>>3040546One is the only good Jurassic Park movie.
Liking Spino in JP3 is like liking DS2
>>3040456>Mind Game>any uma that would consider it too weird anyway watch this shit neighas
Does the uphill in CM21 mean highlander is necessary?
>>3040576Super delayed imo
>>3040576It would be pretty good I think
>>3040576Highlander is a random activation skill so no. It's nice though if you can get it for cheap but it's something that I wouldn't be aiming for.
>>3040566Leap forward/lightning surge is the big one. Slick surge/On your left can be good too I would say
>>3040559>every T. rex is RexyI thought this breed of rexfag died out?Also >T. rex is le good guyIs a redditor mindset for Worldfags.
>>3040576Its majorly delayed, but since its hard to accel to your actual top speed maybe you can get SOME value out of it, super low priority
>>3040586I am not talking about the new movies brochacho
Is nimble a good gamble?
>>3040592For Arima its great.For the sprint not so much
>>3040575It was on my plan to watch list but I'll move it up the queue (it's a big list, even if we're only talking anime movies). It seems cool. I liked Tekkonkinkreet which was a pretty weird stylistic one that I don't hear too many people mention
>>3040589Good, the less said about them the better.Anyway, here's your heroes.
>>3040456>The Princess BrideShakur probably? Haven't read her career so I may be wrong, but she doesn't seem like the type who'd enjoy that sort of fantasy adventure story at all
>>3040547>"DER/V!", Dumbletore remarked calmly>"DID YOU SWAP NISHINO'S WATER BOTTLE FOR A LOVE POTION!">"I HEARD UMAPYOI FROM YOUR CLUB ROOM LAST NIGHT!">"HER PARENTS ARE ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW CRYING AND BEGGING FOR ANSWERS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR DAUGHTER!"
>>3040588>but since its hard to accel to your actual top speedThis is not true anymore, our haku rooms show that we reach top speed with 200m remaining
>>3040572I'll be honest dawg, there's zero reason to run her as a Pace over a Front unless you're running 2 backliners alongside and just give her the front inherits for the 6 backliner rooms.
>>3040572Back to the drawing board...Thank you for joining
WHERE ARE MY LONG S CYGAMES
>>3040456The DuellistsTaishin maybe?
>her mood down event is getting spotted by a child reenacting epic poetry out loud and then running away in shamecute
Was it autism?
>>3040611Love makes men blind
>>3040604Good luck roybro, hope you can snag the plat
>>3040592>>3040596From the way I've heard nimble explained, it seems to be much more reliable on the second straight before last straight (Arima), whereas if the late race starts on the final straight (CM21), then everyone is already fanned out so you're unlikely to be able to proc it. Based on my past experiences with it where in some races it's really good and other's not so much, it's always best in situations like arima where it's not the final straight, but it's also not a corner. It might be unreliable in the sprint due to it being on the final straight, see >>3040581now here's arima in pic related. Nimble is great here because everyone is still clumped together during late race making it easier to trigger. Next time, idk.
>>3040598Hehe I love dem rexies
I WANT GIBS IM FUCKING BROKE
>>3040618Someone ITT posted that a new species of Rex was discovered a few days ago
>>3040609EY YO DIS NEIGHA READIN BOOKS! DIS NEIGHA RECITING POETRY! HAHAHA
>>3040611I fight Satan in hell if it meant Cafe was my trainee
>>3040619you're apart of the satano family...
I harbor romantic feelings for Mejiro McQueen and desire to know her carnally.
>>3040621Probably the local dinofag/s
>>3040625Mackie a qt so I get it
>>3040625You and everyone else in your club, ASTER citizen
>>3040618Innocent blood was spilled, so it was repaid with interest.Eddie was avenged here.
>>3040625Just don't fuck her on her Birthday, that's how IRL MCQueen died
>>3040625I don't remember writing this post
>>3040625D-DESUWA
DD2 is about fo finish downloading but it's already 3am. I might have to postpone the blasting until tomorrow...
I don't care about the critics, I'm having a Blast Onepiece!
>Guy in my club speaks out about club conditions, complaining that the the food he's been served (50% bug free carat paste) is not restoring his TP reserves>Officer directly uploads 14 petabytes of Teio futa porn onto his brain using his cyberdeck >Flatliner collapses on the floor, has a massive stroke, it is my job to clean up his twitching corpse as the new guy in the club.I can't wait for the bourbon era to be over.
>>3040636Do a fan run for your club before you go. Better yet make it ten fan runs
>>3040625I had to sign this on a contract when I joined ASTER
>>3040601200m remaining is after the uphill, the uphill is from 325-225m remaining so there is accel
>>3040631To be honest, not a bad way go to
>>3040641You jewmas in Oy neigh have it rough.
>>3040641You get used to it, just keep your head down.
just got back from dinner>400 messages across both threadswtf
>>3040651Arima is >fun
>>3040630This is one of the worst scenes in cinema history, I'm sorry
>>3040656what'd i say, i always backread starting from where i left off?
>>3040651You missed some kino
what happened?
>>3040658sorry i thought you meant the other board
>>3040660Neigha Moment.
>>3040661>getting mad over headcanon/v/....home....
>>3040655>T. rex gets outskilled and jobs in any other media>*crickets*>a random T. rex goes to Dr. Spino for a chiropractic session>everyone loses their minds for a quarter of a century
>>3040661can you stop being such a fucking schizo
>>3040659Care to share?
>>3040663Is there a full lorebook about the exile? As a non /v/ or /vg/ native, sometimes I forget you guys are technically a colony
>>3040655Are you kidding? Not even a dinofag but that's not even close. There are countless B movies and other garbage shit being made to this day that's infinitely worse, you're insane. Just look at pic related of this high quality marvel slop. And that's big budget! We had better CGI in disney channel TV movies for fucks sake
>download finishes>here's your post release patch +40 minutes
I feel like Forever Young is going to explode at the BCC which how much they're hyping him up.
>>3040667BACKREAD NEIGHA BACKREAD
>>3040655Not even close to the worst scene in that trilogy.
>>3040674This is my wife, say something nice about her
Dark Arisen II is out
>>3040673what game
>>3040678Fat
>>3040514>What should I know?
>>3040677This shit is unironically kino. You learned very early on that she was going to be a gymnast but missed her tryout, FORESHADOWING.
>>3040679THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
>>3040678something nice about her
>>3040664>>3040671I know Marvelslop and others are worse but that scene is an insult to everything with what it represents
>>3040683
>>3040678Neighas will look at a half a ton male brown animal and talk about how fat her tits are
>>3040680Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen 2: The Reblastening
>>3040678Fleshy
>>3040679I still need to finish the first game
>>3040689Yes
>>3040689I love all my stallionwives and their fat tits
>>3040689penisbros..
>>3040661bwo there's people that browse both generals in clubs here. Not a big deal
>>3040630Where are the feathers?
Can someone explain how those 4 toothpicks hold that absolute fucking boulder of muscle?
>>3040686What does it represent?Please let this go down the "it's not accurate" route, I love dismantling these.
>>3040359I will never finish them because I will never start another m*nt career in my life, even auto.
>>3040659oh yea i was there for that neigha's unfortunate incident and the drawing of that kek
Stallions...
>>3040702Dont need to live. Just need to run.
>>3040709It would be REALLY fucking nice and cool if they released her early
>>3040689Be glad no one brings up how you can see Dober's granny umanko in half of those twitter videos
>>3040702It's pretty weird. They're basically running on giant fingers.
CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>3040669it is a very long history because things happened at breakneck speed for a few months but>july 2025, game comes out, /v/ma is born>august 2025, /v/ma fully forms, clubs emerge and the first edition of the stakes happen>september 2025, janny starts cracking down on threads, the bakushin thread (autosaged that had faster ppm than /pol/) ignites the fire of rebellion>the first great purge happens, hundreds die, but in the end janny is defeated>october 2025, first ever non-sticky 1000 post thread in years hits /v/, it is a /v/ma thread>december 2025, the year ends with the jannies beginning to crack down on /v/ma again, witchecks become a necessity, the threads continue>january 2026, arguably the best month in the history of /v/ma, 2 of the greatest stakes threads happen, one reached 1000 posts once again>this much localized traffic starts to piss of the mods>february 2026, mods start issuing bans for baking /v/ma threads, life goes on as usual>march 2026, the second great purge begins>anons get global 3 day bans for posting in /v/ma threads>threads deleted on sight>the whole deleted archive is pages upon pages of uma threads>any mention of the word uma on other threads gets you instagibbed>this all reaches its peak during another stakes, where seconds after maruzensky wins, they archive it and ban everyone inside >billions dead, war is over, mods... won...>a small clump of survivors use guerrilla tactics to organize>a bunker is made in jiggie rooms to plan the battles ahead>after multiple diplomatic discussions, [REDACTED]>[ARCHIVE LOST]>slowly move over to /vm/ and continue living in the ashes that once burned bright>fast forward a few months>nobody wants to go back to /v/
>>3040689Well they ARE pretty nice
>>3040715This shit unironically pisses me off more than it does make me happy. I'd rather receive nothing.
>>3040715CYGENEROUS
>>3040718God I hate her dumb stupid hat.
>>3040703Basically, you can't just fucking unceremoniously kill the hero and poster boy of the entire series with some no name rando ass niggersaurus that nobody knew before this film just because you wanted to sell other toys or some bullshit
>>3040715WHERE'S MY FUCKING COMPENSATION FOR THE MISSING UMAMON CUTSCENE CYGOYS
>>3040716mares are dangerous...
>>3040718God I love her dumb stupid hat.
>>3040717The thing you refer to as the second great uma purge was actually the umacaust, the second great uma purge was earlier when we were TRAPPED AND BETRAYED in /vmg/.
>>3040717pic rel
I hate stallions.
>>3040722For me it's the combination of the hat and glasses. I could deal with one or the other, but both are just too noisy. I don't think umas should have sunglasses baked into their design, just comes off as corny like some kind of fan mod or cheap mode where you decorate your umas with accessories. There was so much hype about here before the big reveal but I was so let down when I actually saw it.
>>3040730Dober says this
>>3040717What a damn trip down memory lane, you've put it pretty well. I can't believe I've lived so much with you tards, can't imagine what I would've done without /v/ma, wuv you all
>>3040716If Almond Eye wanted to see you naked she would forcibly strip you on the spot
>>3040717>guerrilla tacticshuh, how?
>>3040730Mareanon says this all the time
I find that people that get obsessive over mares/stallions are some of the worst posters here
>>3040740They're somehow not exclusive to here
>>3040737Our tactics were more than just witchecks
>>3040717Actually the game released near the end of June, and most of our clubs were formed in mid-July
>>3040740only marefags cringepost
>>3040728wait why did Dia dieded???
>>3040742Likely because it didn't come from here. It's a carryover quirk from THAT place.
Is Chrono GF material or not? And I'm not talking about Supreme Overlord Chrono she's not canon.
>>3040730You wouldn't hate this stallion, would you?
>>3040751Why are you asking us? We only know the Big Chrono version.
>>3040749You know you can't blame everything on that place
>>3040754Someone must know about real Chrono!
>>3040717>>3040737Our organization skills to not only gather around off-site and plan our moves on top of setting this place up are nothing short of amazing, I know many of you are oldfags and maybe you've seen something similar before but I never saw anything like it on this site in my life
>>3040724But they can. And they did. And it shot Spino straight into the pop culture stratosphere, regardless, to the point here you cannot deny he's a mainstay fan favorite to this day. And it's not because he killed a "hero" or "poster boy," its because two cool looking theropods are ripping each other to shreds like it was Warpath.Speaking of which, JP fans were already familiar with Spinosaurus by then with the Kenner toys and Warpath.
>>3040752ALL stallions
>>3040755Okay but in this case it really is them and I noticed an increase when we came here. Before, the witchecks kept a lot of those guys out I'm just saying.
>>3040748Very ancient lore, during the second great uma purge. One brave soldier spammed this exact same image at least 100 times in the catalog, each time getting hit with even harsher bans, each time evading more.
>>3040764I'm pretty sure it's just regulars here being cringe but I really don't care about this
>>3040751Why don't you find out for yourself?https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/character/1133
>>3040728What was the first uma purge?
>>3040751I don't know but Dear Leader Chrono has permanently altered how I view her as a character.I will be rolling the day she drops in global, glory to Chrono-sama.
>>3040717/v/ma (club) and /herse/ were formed on July 1st, but you're pretty good otherwise.
>>3040765A true warrior... Also, good to know that horrid chinkslop gif was put to good use at least once.
>>3040773GLORY TO CHRONO GENESIS
>turn 2>1-1-1-0-0wtf
>>3040737It means they went to /vg/ and pretend they didn't.
>>3040766Oh you sweet summer child...it's best we stop here because THEY take mare obsession to a different level...There are anons over there that fuck horses I'll just come out and say it.
>>3040737just popping into random threads and saying things like >check your club requestsin the hopes of getting danchous to notice that a smurf account with a description leading to a jiggie room was sent, all to keep it away from the eyes of the board while simultaneously inside /v/mait worked
>>3040373You can auto all of those with the right uma/supports at least.
>>3040737>Witchecks (Stealth threads, for example: Pic related)>Coordinated posting hours >Operations discussed in-game, information spread among clubs via in-game bios>Industrial grade weaponized autism and resilience >Hijacking threads (example: The DALL-E banishment saga)>lots of diplomatic chatter with the modsShit was crazy man, it went as far that during the bunker saga (iykyk) we knew exactly who was behind the purge at which hours and a guy managed to doxx our local schizo's country. It took a full effort mod teammup for multiple weeks to banish us.
>>3040784Speaking of which, the Jiggie war rooms are still up. I just scrolled through one of them today.
Are we jews pushed out of isreal or are we native americans pushed off our land?
>>3040757She's a keiba nerd in-game, hence why the stalker site used her as an avatar. It's not at she's a slavemaster, but rather keeps tabs on all the stats of the different runners because she loves the sport, apparently a reference to her owner (or was it jockey?). She seems pretty mild mannered and polite outside of that, but someone you'll see kind of admiring other umas from the race stands, not unlike digi just less creepy about it. I don't know what her relationship is like with her trainer or how her career even goes, so that could be interesting.
>>3040790
>>3040790We're the FPA/Yang's Irregulars, except we fought against a much lamer empireFoppery and Whim
>>3040790We are Palestinians
>>3040797>/v/ is brownDid Kojima write this?
>>3040794>t. Miracle McYang
>>3040782>spoilerProven to be false by a random horse fucker who was looking for material. Said that he noticed the video was from someone else. I will not escalate this conversation any further.
I loved the constant cat and mouse game between us and the mods. A shame they no longer want to play with us because we kept winning.
>>3040790We're the good guys so neither
>>3040790"By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion. Remember, O Lord, The Children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem who said, 'Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation.' O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed. How happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."
>>3040791cute, looking forward to her release.
>>3040784that's fucking genius. Fuck me in the ass for taking a break during Unity, that sounds exciting as fuck.
>>3040788>The DALL-E banishment sagaHow many fucking sagas are there
>>3040801Yeah yeah and next you're gonna tell me Teiobros being fat was all a lie too?? I know what goes on over there! but I would NEVER verify for myself
>>3040788>doxx our local schizo's countryHuh, what? We had a local schizo then?
>>3040812>We had a local schizo then?No offense but are you fucking blind?
Another thing that could be added: Our fondness for "off-topic" conversations come partially from having stealth threads that encouraged cross pollination with other things such as pic rel.
>>3040812The umautist guy is a Serbian guy that lives in Subotica. But that's a story best sealed in the bunker.
>>3040810/v/ as a whole was such an incredible ride that I don't even know
>>3040738>MareanonI do say this, yes.
>>3040790OY NEIGH ITS ANOTHER SHOAH
>>3040798On my exterior I am ashen white.But within my interior I am da niggest coal black
>>3040810What saga are we in right now?
>>3040815>>3040817>umautistI totally forgot about this clown...
>>3040790Closer to any of the tribes victim to the Aztecs.
>>3040820We could use anotha shoah we're dropping rank
>>3040776July 13th, actually. A couple weeks ago I was going through some archived threads (because someone linked an old thread and I got nostalgic), and I ended up tracking down the original recruitment posts for each of the clubs to remind myself what order they were created inUnless I missed something,>/v/ma and then /herse/ were founded almost simultaneously on July 13th, 3 seconds apart>Horse MD was founded on the same day but about 6 hours later during the next thread>/v/ooners was founded on the 15th, but the danchou didn't properly advertise it until about a week later once the other early founding clubs had all filled up>Oy neigh was founded on the 16th>der/v/ was founded on the 18thThose were the initial batch of clubs, which were then followed by 4 more over the next couple months:>/v/mapyoi was founded on August 4th>HotUmaGlue was originally not a dedicated /v/ club but was first advertised here on September 1st>Same goes for ASTER but on September 3rd>/v/mers formally split off from /v/ooners on October 1st. I didn't get around to checking the exact date when /v/ooners was reformed into /v/agabond, but I know it happened sometime before the end of that month
>>3040823He's still at it by the way >>>/v/749323173>>>/v/749305181
>>3040831Bless his heart
>>3040831holy mindbroken
>>3040831Gott im himmel.
>>3040810There's no DALL-E saga, it's just a minor arc. Essentially a year or so back in /v/ there was a permanent, actual general that was up 24/7 populated by jeets, called DALL-E, it was about AI slop art and it was a bastion of ERP and no games discussion, while the janny was cracking down. We decided to hijack those generals, disguising our threads like one of them to avoid the eyes of the mods, eventually they wisened up to this trick so we just hijacked them via brute force. This went on for a while until DALL-E was forever banished off the board. Good riddance.Our Time keeping system is what happens under the reigns of the queen's of /v/ma. The DALL-E saga happened under Taiki 1 and Maruzensky 1
>>3040831This game has been burned into that poor creatures soul.
>>3040829My danchou is a rabid umacaust denier. Anytime oy neigh comes up he just turns into a massive anti-oonigite, always getting hung up on the millions>I'm not denying the umacaust happened, but was it 6 million glued or 6,000?
>>3040830And somewhere in ALL of this, party/v/an existed.I don't know where the fuck they are in this timeline, but they did exist!
>>3040830>the great danchou sagajust a week ago from the anniversaryif it wasn't because of it, we wouldn't be here now, since the same methods used to organize a club coup were used to prepare operation hot summer girlin a way, thanks to /v/ooners, /v/ma sees the sun rise every day...
Forever Young is really hot but I agree the glasses should come off in her casual outfits
Gametora says lane movement skills are also velocity skills. Is Lane Legerdemain worth to take?
>>3040845This but with Zenno Rob Roy
>>3040839Some things are worth questioning and investigating
Every Uma needs glasses
>>3040848I'll kill you.
>>3040847>Is Lane Legerdemain worth to take?Unless you have literally nothing else to buy and I mean literally, nah. There's usually always something better to grab.Post your skills at the end of your run and we can help you pick and explain the reasoning behind it
>>3040845 >>3040848Ko. Ro. Su. Zo!
>>3040836General Maruzensky will ALWAYS be top 3 for me. What a fucking masterclass.
>>3040845>>3040848TE VOY A MATAR
>>3040830Huh, what do you know. I stand corrected. What I'm remembering is that I actually did make the club on the first, it just wasn't /v/ma until we were 3 weeks into the threads and nobody thought to make a club.
>>3040858She will only be the greatest if she liberates our homeland in our life time like MacArthur did for the Philippines
>>3040852I lucked out on inspirations and didn't get much hints. My other options are double circle right handed and winter runner, or get hydrate
>>3040844I wanted to run a >fun race honoring the revolution but I was not creative enough to do it, forgive me my fellow /v/merbros...
>>3040845So should the rest of her clothes
>>3040864Slacker still exists?
>>3040863VIVE LA REVOLUCCION, VIVE LA FRANCE
>>3040862Is this for Arima Kinen? Depending on the statline, you may want hydrate (assuming you are running pace). Right and winter double circle are definitely worth it if you have nothing else to buy. Extra speed is always good
>>3040847I don't take it but that's because it forces your uma to the inner rail and can block them.
Megane are cringe
>>3040758I truly believe that /v/ma is the last vestige of authenticity on 4chan and the internet as a whole, before they are taken over by bots.
>>3040868I was only able to get 835 stamina for my pace with 1 gold heal and 589 guts>>3040869Guess it isn't worth to take
>>3040870
>>3040873Buy the extra heal.
>>3040752This isn't a stallion, this is a dog
>>3040872This. It's why I can sympathize with the gatekeepers being a little aggressive now and then. I want /v/ma to be the 4chan I once knew for as long as possible.
>>3040873>>Guess it isn't worth to takeIn some cases lane movement skills like that are nice. Fronts like prudent positioning here because it keeps you inside and you don't wanna go too far outside. The whole lane movement thing is situational but for the most part, the main class that worries about it is fronts. If it's a lane movement skill and you aren't sure what it will do, better to be safe than sorry.
>>3040758>I know many of you are oldfags and maybe you've seen something similar before but I never saw anything like it on this site in my lifeI've browsed this site for 20 years, and we've managed to build something special anon, take it from an old man. You are the next generation, it will ultimately be up to you to carry the legacy once our shoulders give out. Take care of your home, and keep it high quality!
>>3040883suzuSEXO
>>3040850I say this
Ai-chan's mom looks a little different...
>>3040883>>3040888She's so fucking petite it drives me insane.
>>3040882Gatekeeping bad behavior is important and it can still be enforced effectively, you just have to be proactive and smart about it>Person is rationalDialogue and hostility>Person is irrational Starve of (You)sSimple as
>>3040894Personally I wouldn't mind if she were a little bigger
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM TIRED OF USING THIS DUMBASS USELESS CARD
>>3040898Your finemo looks weird
I find it kinda shocking we are faster than the DD2 release thread
>>3040898HAREKITTE IKOU
WHOREpera...
>>3040900it's almost like that game is dogshit or something
>>3040900Gods, we are strong anon.
>>3040896
>>3040900/v/ma fucking runs this shit.
>>3040902This is an insane level of mogging
>>3040900we are also faster than /uma/ right now
>>3040902DANCHOU NO
>>3040875>>3040884Got it. Thank you!
>>3040909Cherish what you have right now lads, we are in a good CM right now, another dark age of xogslop approaches
>>3040913Do we categorize it as kitaslop or xogslop?Also, Evolved skills will be out
>>3040909>spoilertrue!
>>3040915WE MUST SLOW DOWN
>>3040913i honestly think we're home free now, although idk how Richardslop will be
>>3040918When my DD2 finishes downloading
>>3040919Dude in the dirt CM the average Rickey in graded A was a completely clueless shitter.
>>3040914It will be the first skill based medium ever
If your girl doesnt get a current speed evo, cygames hates her
>>3040925knowing /v/ma, our rooms will just have One Rickey to Rule Them All and just crush everyone
>>3040932Which evolved skills are (You) most excited for?
>>3040938Her evo skills >>3040935
>>3040938Big fan of this thing
>>3040938Teio is gonna crush neighas
>>3040938I'm excited for my Tokai Teio to switch lanes faster during midrace.
>>3040932>My top 3 all get themYup yup, looking good
>>3040938
>>3040938Tojo and Robbie
>>3040938Most girls get very strong evos, only a small minority like xoggy, taishin, base halo or urara have complete shit evos
>>3040932She deserves it that alt is pure ass and only useable as a debuffer. Meanwhile the other alt from that banner is fucking V.Bobo
>>3040947I remember a jpfag explained in detail how to best utilize Teio's evos. I wish I saved that post.
>>3040953V Bobo....the uma who's about to be outdated as a 3rd slot generalist front uma
>>3040938We love gambling here
Man I just saw Rob Roy's and Dober's lobby conversation. That shit was kawaii...need to resist
>>3040957Yeah and she's been terrorizing the game as the 2nd strongest uma since release. Get real gwo the only reason she's not more hated is because Xogger exists.
she multiclass
>>3040955Work on your archive-fu. If it was made on /v/ it can't be that hard to findlook up Teio evolved or something
>>3040964>Mystic Knight RobRoI always knew she was based
>>3040932aight let's see the list of current skill increase for currently existing umas>SMaru's Restless>Rudolf's Dominator>VFlash's Dominator>Seaking the Pearl's Shocking Flash>Sweepy's Petrifying Gaze>OG Falco's Center Stage>Digitan's Lead the Charge>Yaeno's Unyielding>Fantasy Pasa's Furious Feat>Chiyo's Speed Star>Bamboo Memory's Rising Dragon>Dober's All Seeing Eyes>Fine Motion's Speed Star>OG Maru's Step on the Gas>Kitasan's Blast Forward>Suzu's Unrestrained>Festival Inari's Encroaching Shadow>Wedding Air Groove's Corner Conn>Air Groove's Lane Legerdemain>Sweepy's Petrifying Gaze>OG Curren's Dazzling Disorientation
>0.45 current speed The fuck
>>3040971HARIKITTE IKOU
I heard you guys like mobumas raceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwJ8H9LHXM4
>>3040932They gave my favorite uma "the same skill but more" for her evos, basically.Which would be all well and good, except the base skills were dubious to begin with.
>>3040967No it was /here/
>>3040971Mediums are pacehell so she needs it
>>3040970>all my favorites get omegabuffedFeels fucking GREAT
>>3040973ah it's Kasamatsu, Sonoda and Ooi are night races, I don't really livepost for dirt
>>3040979Yeah I kinda realized after posting. I'm just shocked by the .45
>>3040979Arent they front hell cuz of kitasan white
>>3040979but if you were using kita on a medium wouldn't you use the blanco version
>>3040985They're actually latehell cuz of neo uni
>>3040938Getting an accel on Rising Dragon sounds pretty damn good
>>3040977it should be even easier, just isolate the search to /vm/ then
>>3040983TWO WEI WEIS
>>3040790We are white crusaders knights and monks being pushed out of the Kingdom of Jerusalem, which is ours by Divine Providence
>>3040988Yeah princess gets excellent evolved skills, ultra NSM and ultra rising is crazy, isn't she also overdue for a unique buff?
Newfag hereI got teio from the random selector. So the next best pick is oguri right?
>>3040997Yeah.
>>3040997this is why you don't listen to the people telling you to selector Teio
>>3040993>isn't she also overdue for a unique buff?I have no idea
>>3040997For pure metafagging purposes, yes.
sex with sweep
>>3040986Yeah but they'd have to give her something really good to compete against the cat on Longs
I wanna organize a pre-CM >fun race i mentioned last threadRules are>You may only train the uma that is your CURRENT lowest ranking uma in your hall of fameDoes that sound fun or nah, how many people would make an ace
>>3040997just pick Rice, easiest uma to train ever
>>3041009Sounds fun but man, I don't wanna train winning ticket....
>>3040938My oshi's, of course>+0.15 target speed for 3 seconds on Go-Home Specialist, which seems unremarkable at a glance BUT I'm pretty sure that'd give carryover on downhill tracks like Hanshin and Kyoto. Fitting, since those are the racecourses where she won G1s IRL>+0.15 current speed for 3 seconds on Petrifying Gaze>Gets a future evolution for Gaze that removes the debuff entirely and instead gives her +0.35 current speed for 4 secondsSeems like a very solid buff, even if they aren't as crazy as something like Suzuka's free Groundwork
>>3041009This will turn into an all McQueen race due to the sheer amount of E mcqueens people must have
>>3041009You should decide now if an uma you own but never ran counts or not.
>>3040997don't listen to this anon >>3041010
>>3041015How about...it counts, but if you have multiple ones you haven't done a career of, you must do the one that spooked you the most recently?
>>3041019Im game, what distance though?
>>3041023Mile?
>See something called Masters Challenge in the race events tab>Click a random race>PicrelScary...
>>3041025>mileslopDROPPED
>>3041019My hands are tied, can't do a new career
>There are sprint kino and mile kino after this longslop
I haven't really looked at any pink skills. It plays no role in deciding if I train my oshi for CM so I've never cared to look them up. I guess I can look now...
>>3041034>Milekino>Look inside>DirtNEXT
>>30410342500m is longkino though
Oh yea, I also remember mentioning a>Prix de Larp de Triomphefun race yesterdaywhere you must either run an uma that went to france or use a deck that must have a majority (3+) of supports must have gone to france, which is>picrel + Taiki + Seaking the Pearl + LaurelIf we are doing Niigata 2000 outer, am considering banning Xog + VBobo (see >>3039539) but am open to doing another track
>>3041014He said "hall of fame", so unless you've never done three actual McQueen careers, people should be fine.
do you think i clicked on wit too much?
McQueen has a hall of fame ass
>>3041058Of course not
>>3041059Interesting claim.Danchou, pull up the uma ass chart.
Kyoto Racecourse was beautiful and I had a ton of fun. Teared up a little reading Rice Shower's memorial. A friend was collecting eki stamps so I went to the front desk to ask if they had one there and the poor woman panicked and started handing me odds sheets and a pamphlet in english on how to bet. Once she called over someone who spoke a little english we chatted a little about where I was from and the upcoming Kikuka Sho while he lead us to the Turfy Shop. I wasn't sure if they sold all the plushies year round so I was thrilled to find a Rice horse plushie. Also got a little fanfare gachapon keychain. Mine plays the ungraded fanfare.Sorry about blogposting but it was just so much fun seeing it all in person.
>>3041058Not at all my boy, not at all
What recovery needed for XOguri for the current CM?
>>3041058If you really clicked wit you would know the answer.
>>3041076>if i really clicked wit>level 4 wit training before the hopeful stakes
>>3041072Straightaway Recovery is the only "required" one since it's the one that gives you the best odds to gamble with her unique for big speed/accel carryover potential.777 and U=ma2 are both delayed late race backup options.
>>3041069That's cool, who's that stylish feller on the bottom right?
>>3041019I'm down to do a Digi career
>>3041009I'm out
>>3041084You know, I'm really not sure myself. According to google translate the sign just said not to touch. I haven't been able to find anything more on google.
>>3041069That fucking gaijin is here harassing Japanese girls again kek
With all the King Kamehameha glazing they do in Rob's career you'd think they were actually teasing him.
>>3041092oh never mind you said Hall of Fa- and I'm out again
>>3041019>>3041025>most recent>mileoh no
>>3041100Rev up those turf sparks
>>3041009How do I know who to train?
>>3041100How did I not know this granny was a dirter?
>>3041102either your lowest rank in the hall of fame or your most recent uma you haven't trained
>>3041009>villian (both forms), inu, and grannydecide my fate /v/mathere's also Christmas Biwa as an option
>>3041102sort by date acquired
>>3041106sort by date acquired, your most recent one
is there a list of skills compiled for each styles that you should have at all times? like>fronts: gw,pp,dd,ignite wit, early lead, >pace: head-on,nn,stan,slipstream,anything else?
>>3041009i would but that also means i need to read through their career story and im not in the reading mood
>>3041106Free her.
>fronts: GWDDPPIWRSSTHHPTOFRMDRiskySlipRampFCFSELFPLPRestaccrording to this front loop parent sheet i found
>>3041106chiyo is op
>>3041110There's this to give you an idea and you can pick for yourselfhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?pli=1&gid=1794018670#gid=1794018670
>>3041106see >>3041019
>>3041116fronts want slipstream?
>>3041115Chiyo is such an earslut with those "covers."
>>3041122i do front + runaway so slipstream is quite nice
>>3041122assuming you're running two fronts, yes
>>3041109>>3041121>most recent was granny>race definitely will be on turffug
I just woke up and I’m still not over the fact I had THE Spe run and THE Taishin run back to back last night if not for the fact Kris didn’t give Spe her gold and CB didn’t give it to Taishin. My high rolls are exhausted it’s so fucking over.
Danchou...
>>3041105>>3041107Jordan works for me
>>3041126oh that makes sense I guess. will nimble nav work too in that case?>>3041127if the other one isn't a runaway, can both activate slipstream as they try to overtake each other or will the other one just lose?>>3041120perfect, thanks!
>>3041134>will nimble nav work toodepends on where the accel zone is and your strength of your ace + runaway if the ace can overtake right at the accel zone, quite situational (most mediums longs)
>>3040932i assume the strongest evos are either>current speed>target speed but for longer/more strength>accel>heal>lane movement
>>3041142and by that i mean the ranking of the evo skills, not that all of these are strong
>>3041082Alright, might as well make other umas then. Thanks anon.
Bravo, Kojimaok I'll stop spamming now I swear this is the last one
>>3041155She never had the makings of a Tolkien
Taking Plancha, what's the second inherit for triple fronts? Machan or Nishino Flower?
>>3041160Machan
This is the first time umayon has made me audibly laugh instead of mild amusement.
Uggo Rob Roy is so fugly I don't know how anons can like her
>>3041155>spec ops: the line
>>3041168imagine diskliking uma with big ears
>>3041184>big ears>big titsAt least one of you is doubly turned on by this.
>speed cards finally show up>on the last turn, when I have no energyFuck it, maybe I should just do it anyways. I only hit 1450 speed which can't win if I don't click it. Run's bricked if I don't click it.
lol they realized that the P2W feature they gave to JP wasn't P2W enough
>>3041186You're probably bricked regardless with that stam.
>>3041186Click it
>>3041191The only question is if that would even be better than this, which also isn't good. My runs for this have been terrible.
>doing a run>end of classic year>10% FB>only +2 SP bonusshould i have glued a long time ago
>>3041194Yes
Goodnight, /BOO/ma.
>fast learner>long s>suddenly my speed cards start shitting themselves>suddenly my groundwork sparks start disappearing>suddenly my chains start getting stuck at 2/3>get a subpar ace with no golds to buyYou know what, that's enough uma musume for today. I'm done. Fuck this game.
>>3041188Still real time, or only during training?
>>3041209feels like it's 12 min real time
>First summer>10% no SP+2Why the fuck are my Inari runs always so fucking cursed man? I finally have a good string of runs else and think to myself 'okay, maybe I can get a good Inari out!' and it plummets back to the ground.
>search "biwa_hayahide_(umamusume) big_head" on danbooru>1 result>the person with the big head in the image isn't HayahideHayahaters btfo
I WANNA BE A FIRST-RATE!I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!
>>3041213
wtf, got this from failing a 5%
>>3041219WHAT THE FUCK
>>3041219In original unity I remember getting non deck pal dates relatively regularly and I've probably only seen it once since unity ended
>Shichi and Palmer on Global>Jordan on Global and JP>Helios on JPTechnically I have all the gyarus now
>>3041224This Jordan looks kinda cute
>>3041212Genuinely speechless
I WANNA DRAW LIGHT HELLO SMUTI WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!
>>3041237so do it
>>3041224This Jordan looks kinda suggestive.
>>3041232I like her summer trip alt more than this one but its still pretty cute. She looks great in red and black
How is this for a Kita deck? I could use Jordan for gold recovery to borrow a different card if I needed to.
>long S>every single skill i needed>fatfingered and only got 2 songs on late classickill me now
>>3041245That's the Kita deck
Why the fuck can't I train Inaris man what am I missing? Why does she just not cooperate?
>>3041247This has been my entire Sagittarius experience. >long S but shit stats/songs>the perfect selection of sonds and hyper good stats but not long S>long S and great training, but missed two of my gold skillsI know this is typical, but for Sagittarius in particular I just can't seem to get the aligned run
>>3041245I'd probably take an SR wit card over Bourbon
>>3041247
>>3041245>wit bourbonwait you're training kita you already have TTL, borrow wit Teio instead, PoC can proc twice so it's really good
>>3041254Longslop is more a patience game. How long can you keep rerolling runs while retaining your sanity. It requires more things to lineup when you have to worry about stamina and heals with very little wiggle room for "error" and needing near perfect rng to get everything you need to line up
>>3041258Not him, but you'll want to kill yourself attempting to roll for Jordan's BOFA.
>>3041259Funny thing this is how I view Sprints and Miles with their wit/power statlines and skill requirements. For longs as long as I check enough stam/recoveries I'm happy. I've been so miserable during the Mile CM constantly attempting to chase the phantom of the legendary highroll by the time I won plat with my "subpar" aces I feel nothing. I should change my perspective on things.
>>303954610/16, please join!
>>3041260I want to suck BOFA Jordan's titties
Why does Suzuka get three fucking evolved skills?
>>3041270I think the third one is relatively newer?
>>3041247that misclick is making me geniunely depressed
Falco looks at your 4 inches peenis...
Need ONE SINGLE FUCKING TOKEN to get 10% before the first concert this scenario is such a fucking joke man fuck this gay ass shit Light Hello deserves to be raped and beheaded.
Longsloppa rooms?
>>3041270She stopped being meta for a bit so the guy who waifus her on the team gave her a potential 7
>>3041277Digits of truth
>>3041270Because she has level 7 potential skills so her level 7 needs an evolved skill too. That green is only really good on a grand total of one track anyway
If you ever feel like a loser, just remember this guy for inspiration.
>>3041290uma?
>>3041291I can think of one
>>3041299I want the figure but I don't have room...
so what is /v/ma up to rn, i'm currently done with my borrows and not in the mood to do rooms
My Bourbons are broken they are physically incapable of getting long S.
>>3041314Not gonna work any more on my Arima team. just running some parent runs in the background, might watch a movie
>>3041319This but my maru
Which uma would he train?
This is actually kind of impressive when you really think about it. The combined efforts of two of the strongest speed cards AND two of the strongest wit cards only just barely got me higher speed than a 1LB Creek's stam.
>>3040941>pace/lateDamn she can be a pace now
is there any keiba tonight?
>>3041333Ardan
>>3041338well there are some dirt races at Oi, Sonoda, and Kasamatsu but those are non-graded races and I don't live post dirt races due to the time being inconvenient, tomorrow has turf races at Kyoto and Tokyo with the GIII Saudi Arabia Royal Cup though
>>3040456RanTaiki I guess? She'd probably love Yojinbo. Alternatively, Hot Fuzz which I'm sure Grass would hate.
Taimanin Zephyr's alt is really cute
Is The Duty of Dignity worth grabbing on Kita? I figure Concentration or doubling some green/corner skills is more worthwhile, but thought I'd make sure first.
>>3040507>>3040524She'd look better without glasses.
>>3041355KWAB
>>3041353How cheap is the skill? Dignity is 0.25 on longs. If you can fit long corner + dignity then I'd take that >Concentration I personally don't like this, but I'm also addicted to gambling and I'm taking my chances at not late-starting during the finals.
>>3041353Duty of Dignity is late race velocity. It's not a bad inherit for fronts but at the same time I'd also say concentration and greens + double corner skills take priority, but that's just my opinion. Kita needs to be up front to get off her unique. McQueens isn't going to save her if she doesn't get her unique off but rather, further boost your lead if you do get it off. I'd aim for better early + mid race so you can secure that lead for Kita and make sure she's in good position. It's not bad though so if you got points leftover, go for it.
>>3041353It's a .25 late race velocity that only asks you to not have a delayed spurt, it's great
>>3041355I doubt anyone is even blaming him
>>3041356don't kwab my goatnasty little critter
>>3041355>>3021400
>Teio does the Teio step for the audience>Oguri went faster because of the cheers>Gold Ship gets depressed if you speak about the Takarazuka Kinen incident, his nephew Silver Sonic gets embarassed after he fucked up jumping the fence>Wonder Acute paints as a hobby>Silence Suzuka stopping to a trot after breaking his leg to prevent his rider from getting hurt>Dotou still holds a grudge against the mean human Opera O decades after>That one jockey that keeps getting thrown off his horses because they thought he as just dead weight and wanted to win the raceWhat other anecdotes of surprising displays of cognition are there?
>>3041373Rudolf infamously threw a huge tantrum in his table after losing the Japan Cup to Ace.You already mentioned Gold Ship, but he was also known for being very aware of cameras and frequently made a show for them.
>>3041373Rudolf only threw fits when he lost a race, most notable the Japan Cup with Ace
>>3041373Talking Horses. Before Mr CB, there was Mr. Edhttps://youtu.be/3cI-LXMyyDo
>>3041380>>3041381Kaichoumind
>>3041373Opera O's jockey, the famous Wada, had given up at the 2000 Arima after he was boxed in by other horses, but Opera decided that he didn't give a fuck and was going to find a way out which he managed to do just in time. Rudolf was also famous for ignoring his jockey and spurting when he thought was the right time.There's plenty more in the trivia dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.wqdzj1gqgd4x
>>3041392Forgot to attach
>>3041394Have you said a prayer to your lord and savior Aston Machan today?
>>3041358>>3041359>>3041360Thanks. Ended up compromising and doubling straight while taking Duty. Maybe should have doubled corner and taken some other things, but I do love skill diversity. I think she's good enough for the cm, but I might try a few runs taking anon advice and using Jordan+Teio instead of Top Cunny and Bourbon
>>3041393>reddit doc
>>3041399Nice, I think it's fine. Just a heads up if you do remake, Dodging Danger you can pass this time because of Arima Kinen's unique layout.the tl;dr is since the race starts on a corner, DD can potentially send you too far out causing you to lose some distance. Ignited wit/prudent positioning by itself is actually the play as it will keep you inside on the corner. Sounds weird but it's been a hot topic for the past few weeks. It's not going to outright brick you if you grab DD, but if you miss the ignited wit proc it could leave you in no man's land so to speak. Avoid it on the remake, but it's really only this track that's been a problem. Normally it's a pretty safe combo
I wonder how upset Biwa gets whenever she loses by a head
Good morning really fun backread, nice job on the night shift Ameribros
>>3041420Those master races are so fucked once you start getting to the more recent ones. I just can't compete with their five billion skills.
>>3041420Biwa losing by a head is losing by a distance for any other uma.
>finally got Stam/Long Ryan with ok skills after weeks of grinding>2* stam and long but fuck it good enoughCan't wait to start making aces tomorrow...
>>3041428
>>3041429You're gonna get the GAWD roll on the second try, 7 confirms
I forgot to play before falling asleep again, I gotta fix that even if I do 2-3 borrows at work
>/vmg/ has 3 year old threads>/vm/ has a 2.5 year old thread>we probably killed threads that have been here since the board's creation with our baking bumping them out
>>3040955This jpbro was talking a bit about Teio, maybe that's the one you're thinking of?https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2913320/#2915388
>>3041440Don't curse me Shiraoki...
I'm now approaching senior inspiration on this run. Please send me your blessings, friends.
my phone was almost dead and it suddenly made uma run at 60fps (or more) before it caught itself and went back to normal, it was beautiful
>>3041459Sending my energy!
>>3041459>3+0+4+1+4+5+9>26>2+6>8
>>3041455I sometimes wonder what our neighbours think of us, have you interacted with any other /vm/ thread now thay we are here?
>>3041463>>3041467We only procced one turf spark. Back to junior year...Thanks, though. Hope you neighas get better careers than I am right now.
Hit UF4 on the second time using this deck.
>>3041477Bringing my runaway to every CM run just in case I find you.
>>3041477she doesn't need maruzensky?
>>3041479I've survived a spot struggle before, kind of
>>3041480If a runaway is proccing top runner it's probably dead
>>3040359i just finished mine>cafe: stamina mode>taishin: sprint modei just used my highest stam/guts parents
>>3041477Fuck you HOW???
>>304148815 stam sparks 3 power sparks, 418 affinity
>>3041168She has a homely vibe like you getting together because you both share nerdy interests.And then she has some cannons strapped to her chest so you start looking at her with lust too. No need for pity if you desire her carnally.
>>3041492Perfect wife honestly.
I haven't had a lot of time to think about / work on my aces this cm. What would be some good options to run with Kita and Palmer?
>>3041489I'm clearly 2-3 steps below you
>>3041492I feel like I would love her if she was a bit taller, because homely nerdy girl with huge cannons is a great match for a starving romantic like me
>>3041496Bourbon
>>3041504If you're talking Choco-Bourbon, I don't have her
>>3041333I read JoJo and I can't seem to take it seriously. I'm confused as to whether it's a parody or a gag manga with an overtly gay design, or whether it's actually a battle manga.
>have to waste two careers running D*rt G3s
>>3041496Palmer is in a tough spot because if you bring her as a runaway ace, she dies everytime some other fronttard brings a sacrifical rabbit, while if you bring her as a regular front ace, she's getting her unique lost everytime there's a runaway and then the midrace position jockeying. Kita is great, though. If you do run her as a runaway and then Kita as a front, I'd personally bring a Goldshi or other End who's job it is to give you a fighting chance against stam debuffers because Fronts simply can't get enough stam while you making the lobbies front heavy means that they can hit Daring Strike and still be in position to hit their accels
>>3041510It's an expression of Araki's art and his themes, mainly being humanity's greatness and the ability to resist and triumph against all the odds, and the duel between fate and will. The weirdness and bizzarre art direction is part of its appeal but it is completely earnest in the way he writes it
>>3041510>or whether it's actually a battle manga.Really? Even with all the fighting?
>>3041513Well I do like running ends, so that sounds like a pretty good plan
>>3041513>while if you bring her as a regular front ace, she's getting her unique lost everytime there's a runawayI have had runaway Palmer lose her ult in practice rooms for taking too long to get away from the early front blob.
>>3041526Being able to hit Anchors and Daring Strike makes Goldshi actually disgusting in the midrace, to the point she's catching up with the fronts at the start of late race, if there's enough fronts in the room she doesn't shut one of them off from positional requirements, though anyone who has Encroaching Shadow is also a very strong pick and also doesn't care about room comp which is nice
>>3041530>though anyone who has Encroaching Shadow is also a very strong pick and also doesn't care about room comp which is niceUnless you highroll but CB doesn't give you Daring Strike!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODCHf6O2LeQ
>>3041522Yes, I know, but whenever they strike a weird pose in the middle of a deadly fight, I just find it funny and lose all tension. I still think of it as more of a gag manga than a battle shounen, even though I know it isn't.
>>3041530Who do you think is better between Golshi and Mayano?
>>3041530>>3041535Oh and RapeSpe too
>>3041469I mean I'm a resident ROBLOX fag. I'm too biased though. Anyways, our neighbors generally don't really talk about us much. I don't think they mind.>>3041455>we probably killed threads that have been here since the board's creation with our baking bumping them outNah, this board is 6 years old and it has generally been more active than /vmg/ over time. It definitely has cycled out those threads by now.You'll never guess when we arrived by the ways.https://files.catbox.moe/g02psj.png
Was it autisim?
>>3041536RapeSpe has so much late-race for this Arima which spurt is probably enough provided that you fill the requirement that mayano and golshi have and she's not. >uma stan>NSM/nimble>gold recovery
>>3041553Damn she's that good? Help me understand something please, since I only have 2 days left. My main End long parent was Spe herself, so I can't use her, what should I do for my own side of the tree to run her? A random one?
>>3041555Dober is your best bet. Getting those 3 points is pretty hard though when your parent is disqualified...
>>3041556Yeah I'm just saying I have some dobers from past CMs but they aren't long-focused, but if Spe is that strong I want to give her a shot
>>3041559I mean she's on the top along with encroaching shadowchud privilege. The most annoying part is you probably want to buy a hint or two for best of Japan since it's expensive and there's no way to cut those.
>>3041564I don't know how people are making good Inaris man the little shit simply refuses to cooperate with me and have even a decent run.
>>3041566Her growths are great and her skills are tailor made for this cm. Sometimes you just get unlucky with one uma while others cooperate without effort.
>>3041564I ran out of glimmers because of my other failed Ace projects, kill me
>>3041549Autism has many forms so yes
Damn, my Sweepy is more of a jobber than I thought>literally misses her ult, Spemander inherit, and/or NN in half the racesDang. Anyone else trying to make her work this CM? I've run her a lot on shorter distances, but she ends up sniffing 4th place at least once in a race this long. She doesn't have Uma Stan, but I probably put too much midrace on her...
>>3041568I think she just hates me
Miss us yet?
>>3041580You're going to forget about these forever when scenarios start shitting out stats like crazy
>>3041580How can I miss what I never had?
All you /v/ros have gotten so strong and knowledgeable. I hope you all get the aces/parents you want tomorrow
>>3041373During Dubai World Cup, Transcend essentially brocked a good chunk of the race because he wanted to look at the camera
>>3041373When close to his retirement, Orfevre, a famously capricious and headstrong horse, was brought before a cancer stricken kid who was a big fan of his, staff was very surprised that he let kid pet him as much as he wanted because even when he was in good mood he would usually tell them to stop at a certain spot
>>3041591Isn't there more to this story?
>>3041594Well Orfevre won his retirement Arima Kinen by about 8 lengths a few weeks after the kid succumbed to cancer too, think that victory was dedicated to him actually but I'm not sure, just saying what I remember another anon say some time ago
>>3041601>Overfre sucked out the soul of a child dying with cancer to BTFO his final raceKind of metal
I give up, I'm dropping a wit card for Creek. There's just not enough time (and borrows) left to fish for a high roll.
Is there an easy way to remove umas from Chrono that ran the Fillies
>>3041584>All you /v/ros have gotten so strong and knowledgeableI am extremely knowledgeable, which is thanks to this place, but it hasn't translated into many CM wins, idk if that comes from being very unlucky or from being genuinely way worse than my peers, seeing how my Arima aces have gone I am inclined to believe on the latter
>>3041604Dream Journey would do this
Speaking of Dream Journey, is there any reason why they still let him have his balls
>>3040456For a Few Dollars MoreZoomers and peabrains like Helios and Jordan
>>3041380>>3041381>ace got famous for BTFO-ing rudolf
GL could never
>>3041638>Zoomers and peabrains like Helios and Jordan
>>3041645What are these red hints?
>>3041654Senior year when you use the ramen bonus you get a hint from every support on a training.
>>3040630This was the first and last time spino was cool, "science" completely raped them more than they raped raptors
>>3041655I see...wait, why do you have only 650 skill points?
>>3041597but the first circle of hell is limbo
>>3040677The book is so much better than the second movie, baffling why Spielberg made him write it and then never even used anything for the movie. As a result the complete trash last movie shat all over most of the second book.
so are dinosaurs feathered or was that a psyop
>>3041657I've already bought skills
>>3041663Why?
>>3041665Already no FL and the hints are max so why not?
>>3041661Some are, some aren't, but a good few are, yes, mostly smaller therapods, big ones rarely had those Many weren't feathers as we think of them either, they were closer to the smaller fuzzy ones you see underneath big feather coats
Thoughts on Scotland?
>>3041688Ireland >>>
>>3041688sean connery
>>3041688Sorry but uma with glasses are a big turn off for me
>>3041703/v/ma isn't ready for this conversation
>>3041703lotta words just to say you're gay
>>3041706What's wrong with disliking glasses on girls?
>>3041705I'm sure there are plenty of Yuruyakatou fans in here.
Game needs to give me slutty Spe already
>>3041718That cow looked better without them
It's truly incredible how you can play the most consistent good wit card and still only get ~5 wit rainbows in an entire career.
>long S>only 1 card finishedI hate this game
I have lost my will to continue making Aces for Arima, nothing I try works, I thought this was truly going to be my time
>>3041743Go one step further: make deboofer cafe to ruin everyone else's experience with Arima.
>>3041745Making others lose doesn't help. I don't want to be a crab, I wanted to be better
>>3041754We live in a crabby crab world anon, only one can stand at the top.
>>3041155well i'm going to START spamming now
>>3041098Fag
>>3041756FCUK YOU
If crabs are supposed to be the ultimate evolution why did we get dinocrabs?
stallions...
>>3041185I'm triply turned on by the big glasses.
>>3041705
>>3041789Is doping even legal in Tracen
>>3041788zased
>>3041792>legalTachyon does it all the time so I imagine that it's not ILLEGAL per se, just heavily frowned on.
What about ZRR is Scottish? I mean the irl horse
Any club has a slot? Can I still join in this month?I only play to clear story events and do minimal runs for A finals CM. Maybe I'll try to actively trade shoes.
Like them ears a bit chubby
>>3041803If you don't play the game a lot /v/ma is the club for you. Solid A/B+ club
debut shots
Maybe there is something to them ningen women after all
>>3041799The name?
>>3041813>three sizes:???I will do The Thing in about 2 hours
>>3041803I think /v/agabond has one? Or maybe ASTER /hug/ wait a bit for the representatives to show up but yeah you still got time, you can get rewards until the 14th>>3041805Not only has /v/ma never been B+, their slots are already filled so I don't understand why you would even say this
>>3041805Anyone from /v/ma right now? I'll reply with my ID.
>>3041821Alright I'll wait.
>>3041822/v/ma has no slots, wait a bit for the others to show up
>>3041745I hate this .gifThe thumbnail looks like a close-up of Scarlet's sideboob and then it's ruined by Vivlos
>>3041817>>3041812>No bloomersInto the trash it goes
>>3041821They have a lot of flatliners they can kick and he plays enough to not join a full on B+ club.Definitely shouldn't join fucking HUG if he plays daily lol. Why are you even trying to fuck him over by suggesting literal dead clubs
>>3041813>ningen women>hat>no visible ears because of her hair
>>3041831I see you are just that shitposter obsessed with them, it was a mistake to reply to you
>>3041830For me it's the bloomer + tights combo
>>3041826Yeah it's fine lad, we'll get you to a club that fits don't worry
>>3041836Is that why you replied again? Retard
tracen 7
>>3041832Explain the lack of tail
Did Straightaway Recovery condition got changed? When I checked using umalator it always immediately activates when entering the first straight.I wonder why an anon suggest that for XOg on the past threads.
>>3041839nah this also sucks I want to see those bare legs with potential ass cheeks hanging out
>>3041813>flat with a thick assWhat do you call this phenotype
>>3041846Join for what?
WHICH WAY WHITE MAN>>3041857stamina training
>>3041860I'M IN THE SOUP (left)
>>3041860Pie, I hate HATE soupsFood should be solid, if I wanted liquids I would've gotten a drink
>>3041864Come to Tomato Pie!
>>3041864What about thicker creamy soups?>>3041866Has she gained weight?
>>3041803>>3041826Where is the Chronoposter from HR? We need to grt this anon hired at a proper club
>>3041871>Has she gained weight?No, she just lies about it
>>3041864Here's ur drink bro
>>3041880Why would she lie to make herself smaller? Everyone loves those plump parts
>>3041816>>3041817Should have made it a gif or webm since it bounces
>This is my wife Rob.
>try to remake a machitan since my current one kind of stinks>6th place in hopeless stakes>next one fails the debut racethey really should let you clock any race you want like in mant, what the fuck else am i using them for
>>3041863>>3041864"yeah so my middle school trainee and her roommate invited me to soup with them and indulge in their pies, i loved how fishy they were" and tazuna fucking kills you on the spot
>>3041921Is Rob Roy actually scottish or is she a massive Scotaboo?
>>3041921they're so cute
>>3041921>so I overheard Rob Roy and Rice ranting about that Curren skank by the stump today
>grabs your trainee by her ears
>2h until reset>0 borrow runs doneIt's over, my spirit broke, I lost the Arima Kinen
You should be saving up for C.B.
>>3041949if you arent gonna use them can I have em
>>3041950I am. I honestly can't wait to train an end that doesn't have to worry about CB FINISHING HER FUCKING CHAIN
>>3041961Its gonna be Ayabe power card not doing it in that case
>>3041961S...she doesn't have daring strike...
>>3041950I hate how the new JP meta End card is CB, which means she is useless
>>3041966Her ult is just a better daring strike.
>She can touch her ears with her feetIMAGINE
>>3041969Yeah, and has encroaching too.
>>3041974And Uma stan, and THH from an event.
>>3041950Mm, no, my funds are windy exclusive
>>3041911here's some other bouncekino
>>3041978Boom, boom, BOOM, ALRIGHT
>>3041905
>>3041978Hmm wonder how she looks in that concert with tied up shirt and beach shorts, I should check it
>>3041982
>>3041944They hate Curren?
>>3041993They are just worried that Curren might steal their Torena, not aware that the real danger is King
>>3041993imagine how bad it would be to have an instagram addict classmate
>Rob Roy is best in Japan Cup and Tenno Sho Autumn despite the fact that his Arima Kinen record still holds up
>>3042019>imagineH-haha, right...
ZRR is so friggin cute and epic!!
>>3041815I don't get it, is it a reference?
sweep would spike your drink with her period blood if she stumbled upon those schizo foid forums
>>3042039Yeah to Rob Roy MacGregor, a scottish folk hero and outlaw
>>3042045>Folk Herogaslighted by Walter Scott. He was nothing but an outlaw and cattle thief
megane stallions are very mare-coded for some reason
>>3042006my fuarking hero
>>3042059That's most folk heroes in those isles, in all fairness
I have Robert fatigue
>>3042059>Outlaw and thiefMY HERO
>>3042061>mare-codedWhat the FUCK is that even supposed to mean? Since when was there any meaningful difference between uma "genders" beyond whether they run the Triple Crown or Triple Tiara races and whether they wear shorts or bloomers?
>>3042028Only franchise poster children get to be arima merchants. It's cool though, there's already too many of them.
meanwhile Zenno El Cid was bred in Ireland
>>3042068Yes but Rob Roy's case is specially bad given it was Scott alone who gaslighted everyone into making him into a "folk hero". Just a posh boy making up shit for other posh boys to LARP about.
>>3042061That's really nice Rob Roy but I have several questions regarding the retirement section or why I am still included there
>>3042076dunno if you know much about the unreleased in global mares but they seem to be specially infatuated by their trainers.
Rank 900 by MondayDownhill every month since Danchou doxxed people for nothing because he's mentally illWill he finally apologise when the club hits B+?
>>3042082>
>3042084>still at it
>>3042088I dunno where the image people have of Pisa being a wet and heavy girl come from, at least from what I've read she seems to be mostly a saint.
>>3042082To be fair there are quite a few stallions who are similar
>>3042082Okay but how does that make it "mare-coded" for an uma to be for (You) at all? We've had plenty of 'stallion' umas who are extremely infatuated with their trainers ever since launch
>>3042076Mares are for boys, stallions are for men.
>>3042093Not pictured here is her roping you into becoming the owners and managers of a hot springs inn. God I love Bright
>>3042091And why would I stop? The club has been slowly dying ever since I started exposing their Danchou. I shill Oy Neigh to every person that the /v/ma faggots try to recruit, it has been going amazing so far. My one wish is that Mayoneighs quits when the club gets too close to B+. That would kill the club for good
>>3042045what's up with heroes having big ears in this game?
>>3042103Well its more of her musing on what she and you will do after her retirement
>3042084>3042104Trashdiving duty for your pagpag stand went quick today, I see.
>>3042099aunno, you'll have to ask people who have done Rob Roy's career.
>>3042082Neouni and Still alone, maybe Dia-chan too, blow all mares out of the water in terms of how heavy their feelings are for (You)
>>3042109You are saying this as if it wasn't already set in stone, this is Bright after all, you cannot scape the Mejiros.
>>3042114>StillAnon...
This could've been a nice ace already if I got Sprint S or Turf S. Witlet though because Fine Motion wanted to camp stamina
>>3042117sorry I'm retarded somehow I think Still is a stallion tee hee pero
>>3042124Hey is that Shinchi in the background?Her ear covers look different
>>3042110Wow you sure know a lot about poor brown person food anon, you grew up eating it?
>>3042129
>cucked by a f*ji
>>3042135newfag finally figured out how to respond to a comment, congratulate him guys
>>3042139Not again!
>>3042142On it.>>3042135Congrats on hitting his nerve.
>my wives?>Robert Roy>Mister Cock and Balls>Brian>Copano Richard>Ryan>and of course Seiun Sky
>>3042147Newfag learned how to samefag too. You're doing great
Mares are for (You). Stallions will forever see you as just friends.Sorry, I don't make the rules but that is how it is.
>>3042139>>3042145She's sooo pretty...
>>3041851>Is your musume still an uma?>Medical officials are warning parents about a dangerous new trend that's gone viral on social media. They're calling it Docking, and with millions of combined views on umatok with a laundry list of individual different reasons ranging from claims of faster times on the track, to cheaper clothes, to fitting in better with the "normal" girls around them, some umamusume are deciding to have their tails removed with a controversial surgical procedure.>We reached out to Tracen Academy for comments, and they replied that "Under no circumstances can such a barbaric procedure have any positive outcome for anyone's racing ability. The only result an uma should expect is a long-lasting loss of balance and a lifetime of regret.">Up next after the commercial break, we have an exclusive interview with an anonymous ex-Tracen student on her struggles to adjust to life without a tail.
It's time for some America in here.
>>3042152me? im married to gimlet, bourbon, and vodka
>>3042173I'm Americamaxxing by listening to a Horse with no name and The Chain, any others?
>>3042173>09:14 in texasyou're ought to be working by now, mate
>>3042174Dokai Deio :DDD
>>3042174not even the most beautiful uma (rudolf) can make that garbage teio (garbage) outfit look good
>>3041803>>3041826If Americans are waking up, maybe you can hook this anon up in one of the clubs
>>3042197
>>3042174it's the best racing outfit in the game but it doesn't look right without the flat chest
>>3042205>best racing outfit in the gameThat's not Taiki's outift.
Six whole wit cards and still only managed one single rainbow at the end.
>>3042185'Mericahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rG_5LFKxYw
>>3042207that one looks like a prostitute uniform though
>>3042226We're not talking about Shinchi here.
winning ticket syndrome
cm2023290395
>>3042232Many such cases for many trainees
>>3042231Shichi’s courtesan outfit is one of the best outfits though.
Can Curren become Q/v/een again next CM?
>>3042244She's the queen of /uma/
>>3042244>ChukyoIt's very likely
>>3042244She's the queen of spades
>>3042244Nyo
>>3042244no because currencels don't play the game
>>3042246>>3042248Go back >>>/vg/, we have our own Curren memes before you infected it here with your dogshit
Windy!
>>3042252....we do?
>>3042244I really do want to see another duel with Falco. We have such kino arcs here.
>>3042252Isn't it basically the same as theirs? Before she became the face of drama.
>>3042252Wait really?
>>3042252
>>3042256Not him but yeah.
Before this bread dies. Do you like your danchou?
>>3042257Falkek is way worse now, doubt anybody builds her
>>3042263Depends
>>3042244I'll try to get Fuji her crown, I've been 1 win away from crowning her a couple of times
>>3042244again?
>>30422336/9
>>3042262That's from /uma/. It's referencing an avatarfag war from there.
>>3042256>>3042259>>3042260Yes, and they are all better than the dogshit in /uma/ (like most things really) since we don't have the need to go shitpost and ruin other boards with porn addicted coomershit and "memes"
>>3042263I genuinely do like our danchou. He's chill and very fair with us.
>>3042263I like him and I also liked all the previous Danchous I had except for one
>Zenno Rob Roy breasted boobily down the track.
>>3042263I'm frontbroken, so no.
>>3042272>BEEmapyoi>HardWorkingJan>UMASSAD>Chrono-ChanBlind neigha...
>>3042275Tell him we have a homeless anon looking for a place, maybe we can make some room >>3041803
>>3042282I would but we filled our spot the other day, sorry.
>>3042233https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=oauBN3fBKTT-nliOgKnNxmMLtook a while to fill, ending it here. Thanks for joining.
that's not what a hero would say
>>3042276which Danchode hurt you?
>>3042233AAIIIEEE FRONTS MY WEAKNESS Thanks for the hostan!
>>3042263My Danchou and I have the same uma in our top 3 so yes.
>>3042286No flatliners to kick? Ok, I'm sure the other clubs can get him, I'll try to keep the attention going so others see it and he isn't forgotten
>>3042291I forgot his name but he was lazy with the club and quit the game before MANT
>>3042289Based hero vanquishing the brown beast.
>pagpag wants /v/ma to kick someone so he can brag about it
>>3042281The Currencel comes here constantly because he keeps getting bullied out of his home board. That's why there are random unprompted melties about Teio or Falcon. He's too afraid to reply directly to his bullies.
Make new thread now, I want to see the Rob Roy career!
>>3042303Not him dude, just trying to find that anon a spot, since the HR Chrono anon isn't here I'm taking care of it
>>3042297Yeah, no flatliners for now. I'm sure he'll find a good home with one of the others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR9gIFX1m3Q
i think every club should dissolve and then 29 biggest earners should make a new club and let me in to leech.
>>3042136>>3042139>>3042145I got cock blocked worse when taking Overfre to the Hot Springs and all she does is dick around with Dream Journey.
>>3042314It's a new bread
>>3042306your cheeky tenners?
>>3042263I've been in the club for a day so no.
>>3042311make it 28
>>3042315That was early bake
>>3042312>Dorija has to tard wrangle Orfevre even during hot spring sex. kek
>>3042331You don't even make it into the hot springs... You can only see it in the archive after and this is the closest you gethttps://litter.catbox.moe/w2jbd7eih1sj0bxx.jpg
Big daily pull HAPPENING ladshttps://litter.catbox.moe/la6z37.jpg
>>3042343holy fucking GRIM.
>>3042263I don't even know him
