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>Sagittarius Cup
Race Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. Registrations NOW!

>CM 3 Reenactment
October 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great Mood
Room 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.png
Room 2 No restrictions

>Catbox script
https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb

>Monthly Schedule (October)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large

>Umalator
https://umalator.app

Previous Thread:>>3049429
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rooms?
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Are people fine with removing the catbox script from the OP.
I think it's not needed anymore at this point
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>>3051850
Is it fair to say that Muteki is the face of /v/ma?
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No lusting over my life
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>>3051855
No, leave it there, it's still useful and we don't need instant bakes
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Pandora LOVE
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>>3051862
I didn't instant bake, it's a tiny bit annoying to include since you have to copy the actual link, and I think everybody knows about it by now
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>>3051862
We're instabaking though
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>>3051855
I'm not sure who benefits from it being there.
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>>3051855
Other guy is just baiting for reactions regardless of what you do.
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>>3051862
fuck off hall monitor
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>>3051862
>we don't need instant bakes
Genuinely why not, that was only something we cared about in the very beginning of coming to /vm/ because we were scared that spamming the board with threads would piss the jannies off again. If you want a break just close the tab.
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>>3051867
It's still worth having, it takes less than 10 seconds lad
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>>3051872
We are not in /vg/
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>>3051879
That's a (you) problem thoughever
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>>3051879
Elaborate.
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>>3051869
>>3051870
>>3051876
I'll see what more people think, if I get some more people saying it can be removed I'll test it out next time I bake
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>>3051879
I don't get your reasoning. Almost all threads in here, or at least the active ones I've observed, usually instabake after they reach their image limit. Sometimes they don't even wait for the image limit to bake a new one.
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>>3051871
>Why don't we stop Hall Monitoring?
>The answer is simple
>Because (YOU) DON'T WANT ME TO!
>Deep down you want me to keep gatekeeping and hall monitoring.
>And every one of (You)! No matter how conscientious you pretend to be - you wanna a post around the chillest threads. See you wanna keep your culture, your traditions and fun races running.
>You want high quality OC, so you can jerk off to paizuris from your wife. You wanna to carve into a goood thread! Yeah, you want an instant two replies for shit questions you don't need. You wanna charge up, charge up them social batteries after work so you can gawk at your greentexts and CM planning. You want quality discussion. Quality so that you can post your shitposts and clubposts to solve the same issues that they are fueling!
>So you want FREEDOM! Freedom to bask in the comfort of your unsustainable shitposting lives!
>You are the demand, I am the supply.
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>>3051855
I still see people boxing from time to time. I say let it stay. No need to fix what ain't broken.
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>>3051855
Should be fine to remove it since I doubt the majority even uses it.
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>>3051886
I'm not saying boxing doesn't happen. I'm saying everybody knows about the script by now
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>>3051885
Digger was such a good movie
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>>3051883
>>3051855
A lot of people still use catbox for stuff, leave it, there is no reason to remove it
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>>3051855
I have an extension that embeds, so it isn't really necessary for me. It's more of a hazard sometimes when the link is NSFW, as it outright reveals the embedded image.
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>>3051855
I didn't even bother with it since 4chan X basically does the same thing
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>>3051895
And it's good that way, it's been too long since the last incident anyways.
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Thoughts on the new Umayuru episode?
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>>3051903
I've rewatched it three times and I still don't know what the fuck the plot is.
10/10
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>>3051853
>both of these cards are supplanted by wit FY and speed CB
Both are literal years after wit Taishin's banner under our accelerated schedule, so they shouldn't even be something to worry about right now. Wit Taishin replaces wit CB for end closer mains because it's a much stronger card and at that point we'll be on 1 wit decks. Soaring Stride isn't a bad skill either. It's rarely wasted due to its activation conditions unlike Daring Strike having the potential to activate too early and force pace down on the end closer, and we won't be at the point where every uma will have a million skills going off all the time to break PDM entirely.
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People seem a bit split. I think I'll remove it next time and see how the thread goes.
I'll add it back if people complain about it
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>>3051903
I truly love this creature.
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>>3051912
Don't fucking do it holy shit, why do you have to fix shit that isn't broken? Are you that much of an attention whore thread personality?
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>>3051867
>>3051862
I use it, it's been pretty useful for my keibaposting/reading
also
>Copy text
copies the actual text including all links properly
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>>3051911
None of this helps me with my Cafe situation. I didn't even know alts meaningfully changed distance aptitudes.
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>>3051903
The STRONGEST
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>>3051885
now I have to watch the movie just to understand the reference thanks anon
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>>3051917
>projecting
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>>3051903
Shion was very cute 11/10
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>>3051922
>distance
I meant style of course.
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>>3051921
I didn't know that, guess I'll keep it.
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>bitching about the OP
Real /vg/ energy.
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>>3051885
>>3051893
Should DIGGER be included to the /v/ma-core movie archive?
>>3051924
Do it, it's genuinely amazing, especially in the theatre, go there if you can
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>>3051912
Pretty sure no one would mind it if it's removed or not. It's been used for only like 3 or 4 threads ever since we come here.
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>>3051932
i'd rather be in vg than play gl
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>>3051912
Just do what you want. You'll definitely get complaints from this schizo >>3051917, but the only people who could potentially benefit from the link being there (ie newfags) would have no way to know it was removed.
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>>3051932
OP started it by being a bitch that whines about copying a link
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>>3051928
>>3051922
Alts also can change distance aptitudes, see CinGrey Oguri for example having med B and long A unlike the other two versions having med A and long B.
Anyways if V.Cafe is the only end closer you might run then just save your carats and use CB for her.
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>>3051933
if /v/ doesnt play /v/ideogames,, should /vm/ not play /v/ideogames or watch /m/ovies? if so, then yes, as i did not watch it
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>>3051933
As the only good movie so far that came out this year, I would say yes.
>inb4 project reddit mary
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>>3051938
Whine about it to your mommy, faggot.
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>>3051938
Neigha all I did was ask the thread if they were fine with the script being removed, I didn't seethe about the OP.
I wasn't going to remove it but you have been such an annoying faggot that I changed my mind. I'll do it just to spite you
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>>3051945
I'd be okay if it changed distance but it makes both of V Cafe's evolved skills end only which is super fucking gay. A quick glance through gametora and she seems to be the only one who had her style aptitudes fucked with by an alt.
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>>3051903
>5 newmas+Golshi
Hated it.
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>>3051947
/m/ is mecha not movies though
however all of you are fucking babies and haven't watched any mecha so it applies there
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>>3051903
>Gentildonna, Verxina, Fenomeno, Shion + 1 oldma
loved it
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Hey, hey, did you know you have to be 18 or older to post to 4chan?
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>>3051947
>/m/
>movies
Holy shit we're filled with tourists
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If my wife doesn't show up on the next episode Umayuru AND isn't featured HEAVILY I'm gonna fuckin lose it
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>>3051968
I watched TTGL, does that count for your tastes?
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>>3051974
Is your wife Royce and Royce or Samson Big?
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>>3051957
You'll just get the thread derailed, just ignore, don't do shit to spite schizos
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>>3051968
I watched everything Gundam before IBO (couldn't get into IBO)
I watched Eva (just the show)
I watched LOGH
I watched Outlaw Star and shit
/m/ is half toku and half monstershit anyway
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>>3051973
i wanted to make a joke, and /tv/omies sounded retarded
>>3051968
lowkey the only thing i watched in the last 5 or so years was 3 Kingdoms, only because /v/ma was filled with 3 kingdoms posts
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>>3051976
No.
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>>3051968
>haven't watched any mecha
I will not hear this slander.
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>>3051957
Not him but just do it and see the result by then. I really doubt people would even notice or complain if it's removed.
It's a very non-issue anyway.
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>>3051978
>I watched Eva (just the show)
I'm kind of jealous the rebuilds killed Eva for me. I would recommend End of, if you haven't watched it yet.
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>>3051978
>LoGH
>mecha
Am I in some bizzaro world right now?
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/v/ma is a JIGGER (DIGGER) nation
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Trainers with the same deck as i do can get uma ranks 2500 points above mine and still get Long S with no long sparks in the primary parent when i can't ever do the same
i feel so sad
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If I want to use Taishin in the future, what do my options look like? Is the mecha alt any good? Did I fuck up by skipping the steampunk alt?
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>>3051968
i love Zoids thoughbeit
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>>3051988
It's an /m/ staple so maybe, they had threads for the remake
If you disagree then I also watched Valvrave, Cross Ange, most of Eureka 7 forever ago I think, a little bit of Code Geass when that was airing
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>>3051988
Space operas and mecha are close enough relatives that if they fucked it would be incest
Space Battleship Yamato played on /m/'s memeball team for a while for good reason
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>>3052020
>>3052022
Fair enough I'm just a regular /a/non I never use /m/
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>>3052022
>>3051988
Correction: STILL plays. And we surely wouldn't have something like Gunbuster without it.
Mecha Umamusume
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when will robuma-musume scenario come out? is it good?
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>>3051885
LADY SHIRAOKI SHE LOOOOVES A DUBBER
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>>3052039
yes
no
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>hit a fat bourbon grandparent run and end up with most luxury skills you could ask for.
>into those whites
Pain
Suffering
Agony
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>>3051996
Steampunk Taishin is a Medium Merchant but she's good there since she has mid and late race velocity and an extra accel to gamble on.
Mecha Taishin is a generic End with a million velocity skills. Her ult is a bit stronger in the Satsuki Sho and you can choose to make one of her gold skills an accel for that race (it has another generic evolved version), but all of her skills just always work so you can run her anywhere.
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anyone have a sprint nishino or a sprint machan i can borrow
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>>3052045
Scenario is or isn't good?
>>3052039
>when will robuma-musume scenario come out?
February 2028
>Is it good
Dunno, has no scenario card which means no cripple sex
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Went to go see Digger, it was awful. Fuck you for gaslighting me into wasting money on that.
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>>3051968
Fuck you Gunbuster is my favorite anime, I've also watched Ideon, Mobile Suit Gundam, SDF Macross, Eureka 7 to name a few older ones.
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>>3052039
>is it good?
>good scenarios
>in bad scenarios: the game
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>>3052052
cripple sex is guaranteed actually, she's just doing you a favor by not being a card
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>>3052054
/uma/...
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El/Flower parents with groundwork, uma stan, head on, racing sprit stam sparks
Any other must haves for building paces next CM?
Thinking of doing all wedding team with FineMo, Air Groove and Curren.
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>>3052049
no shade towards you, but id get this and say
>no slipstream, no ISW, means mid
>>3052054
i just saw that it has 46 on metacritic and said "lol, not watching"
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>>3052054
>>3052068
It's genuinely great, but it also won't be for everyone's tastes, I think it's an instant classic
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>>3052068
slipstream feels like the biggest gaslight skill
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who are good GP for the sprint CM? (paces)
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>>3052059
Oh, so its not optional...
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>>3052073
the usual
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>>3052072
id say SS is not a dealbreaker, but if i get it, then its quite alright.
>infront_near_lane_time>=3
i assume it can proc off your dying runaway hopefully
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>>3052052
well...
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>>3051855
While we're on the subject of removing bloat from the header, how about
>umalator.app
also known as the moomoolator which honestly is fucking garbage.

I use the original one because it was the only one that kept up to date with all the skills.

Outside of that, we have our anon's umulator, Moirai, and we have Hakuraku. I think either of those would be better than linking fucking moomoolator in the header. Even the original,
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/ is better
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>>3052080
AIEEEEEE IT'S A GRAND LIVE CLONE
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>>3052068
>Believing critics
ISHYGDDT
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>>3052079
It should but it fails the condition a lot for me. Even PO fails too often but not as much as SS
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>>3052082
I've never used the umalator in the OP and feel like I never see the link because it's the last thing in it. No reason for it to be there, pretty sure nobody uses that one
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>>3052080
I'm going to throw up....
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>>3051968
>haven't watched any mecha
I'm almost certain I've seen more Gundam than 99% of you and that's without getting into other /m/echa, of which I happen to know some pretty obscure shit that zoombabs would never be able to conceptualize
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>>3052087
who else then? the choice is either critics, normgoyids, 4chan anons, or just guess based on vibes. I do the last one usually
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>>3052089
Yeah, and I use the catbox script, I think we should keep that because it's actually useful.

Moomoolator? It's fucking garbage, and I see people ask dumb questions and then post a picture of the moomoolator and I just think it's leading newbs down the wrong path. There are like at least three better simulators to use right now
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>>3052082
I don't use anythingg other than Haku so I can't comment on how good/bad the sims are.
We can add Haku and Hachimi to the OP
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>>3052072
What even makes you say that?
Not even that anon but it's not a gaslight, it's a very strong mid-race skill and it will 100% be procced if you're running front not unlike playtime's over, and everyone grabs see ya later, nobody calls that a gaslight. It's the yin to playtime's over's yang. One procs if someone sniffs your ass, the other procs if you sniff someone else's ass. It's good.
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>>3052095
>There are like at least three better simulators to use right now
Which ones?
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>>3052098
>>3052088
I answered there. It fails a lot for me even with Runaway double Front
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>>3052094
4chan anons 100% also /digg/ on /tv/ has been surprisingly comfy
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>>3052105
>4chan anons 100%
okay, thoughts on dark souls 2?
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>>3052104
>even playtime's over fails too often
I've literally never had that fucking problem it triggers every fucking match lol
Are your fronts just a million miles away from each other? If you're running single front + runaway, yeah you're going to miss the condition for like a third of your skills because there's no one to play off. If your secondary front is so bad it can't even play ball, it's also not gonna work.
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>>3052108
Absolute dogshit and the worst in the trilogy
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>>3052108
NTA but I unironically didn't realize people hated Dark Souls 2 until I went online. I thought it was a cool game lol
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According to movie "critics", Black Panther is the greatest movie ever made.
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>>3052114
BASED

FUCK THOSE GUYS
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>>3052114
And they were right. Just look at this cutting edge CGI!
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>>3052113
this, actually. my most played and replayed dark souls game, only FS games i liked more were AC6 and demon's
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>>3052109
No the conditions are just too strict, I can be right behind my Runaway and haku tells me I failed the condition. It doesn't happen all the time but it happens enough to be annoying
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>>3052121
You're not really supposed to be proccing slipstream off a runaway because it will be ahead of you for 90% of the match. You need another front runner to proc it reliably, just like you would top runner or playtime's over.
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>>3052117
Why is bro on Rust from CoD?
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>>3052126
Watch the fucking movie.
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>>3052129
noppers
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>>3052129
>Just do three cheeky tenners and you'll understand.
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>>3052109
I mean I'm right behind the Runaway, I overtake and I don't pass the SS condition anyway.
Just look at the skill activation chance.
30% less than the other skills. SS is in the same boat.
60% proc chance is shit
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>>3052130
Trust me, I think you will DIG it.
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>>3052129
Nah
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>>3051885
Based beyond belief
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>>3052136
What is your team comp?
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pooma pissume
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>>3052129
oh, what next, you'll tell me to play videogames as well, Hitler?
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>/v/ma - Television & Film
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>>3052149
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>/v/ma - DIGGER
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>>3052149
Videogames Movies And everything else
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>>3052149
I was a /tv/ oldfag before /v/ma.
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>>3052142
I already mentioned it 2 Fronts 1 Runaway.
The activation chance goes down by like 25% compared to the usual velo skills for a reason, the skill is annoying to proc
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>>3052108
Dark Souls 2 is alright. It has very high highs and very low lows
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>>3052129
listen nigga I understand you really liked the movie and want to shill it but my nearest cinema is like 2 hours away and that shit isn't available anywhere else to properly pirate it, I'm not gonna watch a camrip
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>>3052154
How could you even stomach the state od current /tv/?
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>>3052154
Diversity is our strength.

>/tv/ anons
>/sp/ anons
>drawfags galore
>keiba dacchis
>further cross pollination of many other interests such as /lit/, /ck/, /mu/, /o/, /m/, etc
>a sizeable portion of /v/ma admits to being anti-gacha before playing this game
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>>3052161
I don't, I almost exclusively use /v/ma now.
Can't even make Jurassic Park threads there anymore without it dying, some schizo seething about Spino or brown gooners derailing about BDH's ass.
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>>3052165
oh yeah and who can forget yugiohfags, /dbs/pics and other /a/fugees, people from other game boards/generals, /vm/ natives, list goes on it's kinda hard to cover everything
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>>3052168
>just open up a random thread on /v/
>I dont give a fuck about marvel rivals but let's see what's going on in there
>GO BACK TO /VG/
>NO GENERALS ON /VG/
>about five more comments like this
>everyone proceeds to ignore them and instead just talk about the new update

These fucking faggots are in every thread, why do jannies even tolerate this?
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>>3052175
Rumor has it some of those faggots are lapdogs for the mods.
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>>3052175
>my janitor application got denied
many such cases
you can only hope they get banned for false reports so they shut the fuck up for two seconds
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>>3052175
/v/ is exactly the way that moderation wants it.
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>>3052175
If we're beiong real, marvel rivals threads are pretty shit without that though.
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Holy shit, Golshi.
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Improve your trainee with one simple trick
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>>3052187
KILL HER FOR THAT JORDAN THAT'S LAUNCH PUNISHABLE
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>>3052165
When I think back at it I still can't figure out how I ended up being here all this time later.
>browsing the current animu season
>see cinderella grey airing
>"oh shit it's part of a series"
>start watching S1
>turned off by idolslop within the first 10 minutes
>forget about it
>somehow remember it a while later
>decide to just power through the idolshit in S1
>binge S2 in a single sitting
>somehow the news of the global server of the game it's based on reaches me
>"ew gachashit"
>keep watching the animu, finishing cinderella grey
>remember the vidya again two weeks later
>it's still gachashit, but I'm sold on the franchise
>decide to open /v/ for the first time in years since surely /v/ would have a thread about it, not to play it but just to see what it's really like
>somehow through sheer luck find a /v/ma thread in the sea of brown within the first minute out of two I was willing to spend on /v/
And the rest is history.
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>>3052187
I also do this when I see j*rdan
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>>3052189
>bigger and sluttier
isn't that two simple tricks?
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>>3052189
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>>3052194
Slingshot bikini - one simple trick
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>>3052192
for me it's
>really only been playing one multiplayer shooter for years, getting kinda stale
>never played gacha, no interest in it
>keep seeing gifs of goldship dropkicking people, "play my game nigga", and her annoying poking taunt as well as radar dance
>notice a lot of these horsegirls are kind of hot
>being anti-gacha, don't really bother with it and think of it again
>have a couple friends that try it out and they tell me about it
>learn about how they're based on real horses and think it's actually kinda cool
>well I guess I'll try it out, it is free..
>holed up playing Uma for like 10 hours a day for two weeks straight not talking to anyone
>finally tell my friend about it
>my current rando club I joined completely implodes leaving me homeless so I figure there has to be a /v/ club I can join
>THEN finally check the threads and realize there's a ton of shit im doing wrong and possibly bricked myself
>/v/ma takes me in
>CM1 rolls around
>dude I dont give a fuck about this sweaty crap
>start doing practice rooms and noticing that the winners all have red shift and triumphant pulse
>just put that shit on mine and they instantly start performing better
>ohshit.jpg
>get super cocky after round 1 and go 15/20 on the first day
>get utterly destroyed in round 2 and just barely make it to group B finals (in CM1 you needed two wins to proceed, not just one)
>realize the importance of Medium S
>start breeding, start winning plats, joining rooms all the time because it's like crack and becoming a mainstay in the threads
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>>3052189
Are Pokke's tits really that big?
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>>3052207
No
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>>3052224
Should they be that big though?
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I'm glad I wasn't the only anti-gacha fag converted, it sometimes feels embarrassing. But I was way worse I was literally spamming all gacha threads with anti-gachashit and more
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>>3052205
Oh yeah and after I got the game I started watching the anime and despite the lower quality of season 1 that shit had me in tears, immediately grew a fondness for the cast, watched the followup seasons and was impressed with Season 2 + the movie. Cinderella Gray was also pretty new at the time but really it was Season 1 that got me hooked as far as the anime goes. Going back to watch it now is honestly kinda rough and offputting with all the game BGM, but at the time it just hit me right
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>>3052232
This game reminded me of TF2 in the way that a charming cast with SOVL (you can feel the keiba nerds and respect for the animals) can literally carry anything
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>>3052229
Kek honestly based.
But over time you realize that gacha DOES have its caveats even if it's a pretty evil design. There are some nice things about gacha, like the neverending stream of content that is technically free. It's just designed to play on your gambling impulses so you need to learn how to save and good impulse control.

Having been a fag of oldschool sims like Princess Maker 2, liking a lot of sports anime as well Uma was just the right combination for me. If they had made it just a regular old game I would have liked it either way. The competitive aspect really does keep the momentum going and always gives you something to work for, always getting stronger over time.

But yeah gacha is still shit and I really have no interest in playing anymore. One game is already enough of a vice and time consuming as it is if I want to actually play other real games.
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>>3052238
>(you can feel the keiba nerds and respect for the animals)
This is why an American spinoff would never work because it would just be a soulless cashgrab.

Uma only made it out of that rough alpha state due to course correction, making adjustments from the retarded yuri shit and so on. It was luck that they wound up with a half decent game because clearly CyGames had no idea what they were doing for at least the first couple of years given the shit modes and weird design choices we have to deal with.

Through all that what shines is the love for the horses, the designs, the stories. And thankfully they did start getting better at the storytelling aspect, it's a big part of it.

I genuinely feel a lot of games just never make it because there is no passion or nerdiness behind it and it's just more generic safe crap meant to appeal to as many people as possible. This game was not made to appeal to everyone and yet it wound up doing so because it's SOVL, in places and demographics you wouldn't expect. They tapped in to something special, but it's only because of the love they had for these horses and horse racing and what they were willing to do to see it to completion, because it almost got canceled multiple times.
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Best uma catchphrase/noise?
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>>3052267
DESUWA
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>>3052267
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>>3052267
I'm having a blast!
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>>3052080
Oh neat you get three resources
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>>3052267
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>>3052183
From the outside perspective looking in, the spam about
>NO GENERALS ON /V/
was way more fucking cancer than the actual on topic game discussion that followed. I was surprised, everyone ignored the schizo and proceeded to talk about the game's new update. But the schizo made at least half a dozen posts like that, and it appeared to be more than one person.

I don't care about the game, I'm probably never gonna play it, but I will take the side of the people actually discussing the game over the same nigger that tries to scream about how video game discussion isn't allowed on /v/, and they do this for EVERY thread that's not about a redditpost or twitter screencap. I'm not gonna be "fair" to schizos, they've lost that right if they're going to shit up every fucking thread with the same shitty post, multiple times. Literally the world would be a better place if people like that dropped dead.
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>>3051922
Not to mention weaker unique in non long tracks
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>>3052228
No.
And I say this as a titGOD.
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>>3052255
American companies (I'm counting Snoylifornia as well) Will see this and still pull shit with the worst most soulless characters and designs ever created, I doubt the ESGbux are that high
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>>3052267
nano
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>>3052267
I don't think there's a single Digitan noise that doesn't make me smile.
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Light Hello should be sluttier and Sugar Lights bigger
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>>3052228
Pokke should be flatter and sluttier
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falcos twintails should be longer and curlier
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>>3052267
Anything Taiki says makes me grin like an idiot.
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>>3052267
Inari One makes a really cute angry GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! if you run too many races
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>>3052267
YADA
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>>3052299
Pick your size relative to Falcomass
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>>3052267
Won't even say it, (you) can hear it with the pose alone
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>>3052295
Sugar Tits needs to be big bigger I agree she's getting turbomogged
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Falco?
More like Fatcow
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>>3052080
>shopslop
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>>3052267
Fuku's globin noises are always funny
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>>3052312
I hear nothing
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>>3052293
HARRO HARRO
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>>3052318
post the fuku soundpost, that one always makes me smile
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>>3052267
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>>3052318
Like music to your ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fujSx-uq2-s
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>3 hours ago
>Beautiful sunny day, decide to actually touch grass for once
>Fire up Uma Musume time for a quick ace run on the bench
>Deep into the run, stats are actually looking insane
>Random fucking bee lands on my leg and stings me out of nowhere
>Hurts like a fucking BITCH jump up, swat at it, instantly fumble phone onto concrete
>Screen shattered
>Remember I'm allergic, heart instantly starts pounding
>Sprint inside jam my Epipen into my thigh, hands shaking uncontrollably
>Extremely paranoid
>Call an Uber to the nearest ER before my throat closes up
>Arrive at hospital, get checked out, doctor says I'm fine
>Go to check my pockets for my earbuds to pass the time
>Left my $150 headphones in the Uber
>Pull out shattered phone anyway just to finish the run
>Glue
>Kitasan never even started her event chain
I FUCKING HATE MY STUPID NIGGER LIFE
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>>3052334
DUMB FAGGOT LMAO
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>>3052334
>still in meds
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>>3052334
/BEE/ma won!
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>>3051903
Holy shit, its that guys useless wife
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beema undefeated
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>>3052334
I'm worried about /v/ma... we might all end up unemployed, disowned or worse if this kind of thing keeps happening to us...
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>>3052334
How are you people so incompetent
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>>3052352
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>>3052334
I honestly can't laugh I'm so fucking sorry dude, try and see if you can claim something on the lost headphones. I'm glad you are ok and healthy
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>>3052073
Pearl and Oguri
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>>3052351
Is this OC? it's great
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>>3052334
Mark, this is good news.
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>>3052334
Would Still in Love do and/or say this? Don't know much about her
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>>3052364
>Name Still in Wuv
>isn't actually still in wuv
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>>3052334
>Your RIVAL could be THIS incompetent
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>>3052326
Might be dead with how fucky catbox has been lately
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>>3052334
>*ruins your life*
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>>3052373
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>>3052353
Doto is our spirit animal
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>>3052334
hawawawa...
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>>3052374
I love these noises so much
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>>3052374
Still working, thanks
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>>3052362
no i found it on xitter
xitter is honestly pretty alright for funny uma images
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>>3052334
Requesting ms paint comic
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>>3052385
Nice, honestly that's the only thing xitter is good for
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Stream Secretariat, Sea Biscuit, or Warhorse. Warhorse counts because the main character is an Uma (Thoroughbred).
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Draw it yourself retard
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>>3052334
Nice blogpost faggot, get to finishing those runs we sail to the sea in 8 minutes
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>>3052334
People clowning on this man like they've never gotten hit with an unsuspecting sting. That shit fucking hurts if you don't know it's coming.
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>>3052397
Just banter lad
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>>3052394
Rice VILLAIN would say this.
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Don't play with bees or your hand might wind up looking like THIS
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>>3052397
>Jobbing to a bug the size of Almond Eye's accomplishments
I would TANK that
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>>3052406
TANKshi the UNSINKABLE
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>>3052334
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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GET READY
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if I dont see my RIVALS today I will LITERALLY chimp out this time and I mean it
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>>3052416
What was his name again?
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Wait im not ready!!!!!
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>>3052334
Last time I played uma outside it was also when I was in the ER for a kidney stone and I was in so much pain I couldn't even do the runs, just queuing for CM and fastforwarding the results.
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>>3052419
Aceless Alejandro
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>>3052418
The hero we needed, but didn't deserve
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>>3052418
Why do I feel like I'm being keked?!
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>>3052419
Third Rate Tristan
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CHECK YOUR INBOX
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1500 CARATS BROS
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>>3052334
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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Why cant we skip to round 2 immediately?
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>>3052432
>>3052433
GIBBS...REAL GIBBS!
IT'S BEEN SO LONG
BLESS YOU CYGENEROUS!!
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Looks like she has massive tits
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>>3052267
No idear
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>went 20-0 yesterday
>first one today
>lose
Well fuck you too cygames
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>>3052442
Stupid sexy Mambo
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Should i insta dump my gibs to rob roy?
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>>3052447
Silly fraudmond
Wins are for GOATS!
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>First race
>2 Bourbon 2 Kita
Ahh, today is when the Frontmenace shows itself.
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>>3052452
Depends on your carat stache and how bad you want her. I did a cheeky twenty'er on the first day and got nothin so I stopped there
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Shes unbelievably stupid, I wuv her
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>>3052462
You mean to tell me shes not a real robot?
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>>3052462
Bourbon isn't stupid, just extremely autistic
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Mun isn't sexy
Nor is Nature
Or Turbo
Or even Dictus
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Was it autism?
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>>3052470
>Or even Dictus
Now you're just gay.
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>>3052470
So then by your account who IS sexy?
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>>3052460
Im not gonna lie my carat stash is grim but shes so hot
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>>3052267
I like when she goes "onegai!"
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>>3052474
Comes off more as OCD honestly. But she IS autistic, just the closest to an OCD uma in the cast.
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Yeah fun. how do you beat this shit
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>>3052478
You can always just get her with a selector later if you want her that bad, don't brick your savings we have Ramonu in less than two months
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>>3052477
real horses only
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>>3052477
BEElno Light...hey wait a minute
LIGHT Hello...Sugar LIGHTs...Belno LIGHT
Is Cygames trying to tell us something with their NPC umas?
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Holy shit these ultra front lobbies with 8 or 9 feel EXTREMELY random. Like its 100% up to chance who wins.
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>win by distance
>"Damn what happened there?"
>
WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING BRO?
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>>3052485
*enters*
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>>3052492
That's what I been saying. The more fronts you add to a room the more random it gets with positioning fuckery especially when you throw oonigers in the mix. When it's just 3-6 fronts it's much more manageable, any more than that and it becomes a clumpy clusterfuck where god fronts will lose to shit ones just due to bad starting gate, not even a late start
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>>3052497
Nigga I had a Palmer and she won by DISTANCE
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>>3052493
Everyone told them if you have less than 1000 Wit you're bricked.
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>>3052493
>Anon learns that randoms are fucking retarded
We have this episode every CM lol
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>>3052499
Its all up to the random target speed you roll at the beginning, if you're below 4th you can't activate front skills so you're just fucked
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>>3052507
Cuz everytime it never ceases to be amazing
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>>3052506
Nah she's mogged by Ryan, all the Mejiros are.
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frontbroken sisters?
what the fuck is this?
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Palma eating good
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>>3052470
You're right, Neicha isn't sexy.
She's sex itself.
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>ITT: enemies that unnerve you
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>>3052516
I'd be so mad
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I got this with by far the worst team I ever made in all 20CMs. I am surprised at how bad Round 1 is now, but also I am worried that I will get raped in Round 2, I will have to use all my borrows to try and improve them
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>>3052520
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>>3052516
>someone will lose finals like this
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>>3052516
This is a shop and I've seen a lot of shops in my time
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I am going up against UF1-UF3 fronts and I don't even have fucking Long S on my ace this is fucking retarded
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>>3052516
Before there was frontbroken there was Golshibroken. She may not be the hottest thing in town anymore but it's crazy how consistent she continues to be
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>>3052529
oh no no no no
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Too little fronts around but i let my Dober have fun regardless
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>>3052528
I know and I fucking hate it. I've already lost finals to an S+ shitter before and it made me want to kill myself.
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>worse today than yesterday including a 2/3
Uh oh
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It's fucking wild how Daring Strike is just win - the skill
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>>3052539
I wanted to use HCreek as my second debuffer but I literally have 0 glimmers
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There is something EXTREMELY annoying about losing to worse fronts
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>>3052516
Anyone have the ms paint comic where fronts are shocked that ends could win with just one skill?
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>4-1 (4x)
>AGAIN
I CANNOT BRAG AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>3052544
I'm surprised there aren't more endbroken anons especially from latechuds as they keep getting mogged
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>>3052550
thats one of my favourites
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>67% with double debuffer
Not looking good for me.
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Round 1s are so boring, WHERE IS ROUND 2? I need to see some fat fucking whales
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>>3052552
Let me guess two fronts and a debuffer
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>>3052563
No, three fronts
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>>3052540
That's all true enough...
But have you considered Mejiro Palmer?
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>>3052545
Let my shitty spe have a go. May god help frontrunners.
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>>3052566
Let me guess your 4 loses are to end closers
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Finally got a 5-0 sweep this CM.
16-4 for day 2.
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Dropped 5% WR
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Using debuffers in Arima is so embarrassing. Should just quit the game instead if we're being honest.
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>>3052561
23 and a half hours, go take a nap.
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>>3052567
And she doesn't even know it.
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>>3052576
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>>3052576
I think I would murder someone over this
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>>3052576
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>>3052580
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>>3052544
My Tamamo has it and she is not doing anything with it
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>>3052576
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>>3052580
Front sisters...are we frauds?
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>>3052576
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>>3052589
BOURBON NO
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>>3052580
Nah, embrace the dark side.
>>3052598
Nah, we're evil.
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>>3052470
>Mun isn't sexy
The sexiest girls are the ones that are not trying to act or be sexy but just naturally are. The Mun is very sexy.
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Not sure if extremely soulful or secretly devilspawn.
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Why are my fronts with better midrace getting stuck behind shitters with no midrace or stats? What the fuck
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If you don't think this is sexy you're never gonna make it.
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>>3052612
While based, I think theres probably someone thematically better than vodka to go on this team
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>when a bourbon procs operation cacao but your superior fronts block her ass
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>Lost a 29 win streak to Rob Roy with 2 debuffers
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>>3052615
She's had more sex than most
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daring strike gold ship won 3/5 btw (not on the same ticket admittedly)
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>>3052612
>vodkaGOD
Clearly he's too pure for this sloppy ass cm.
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>>3052620
All of those times? me
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>4-1
>4-1
>3-2
>4-1
>Only lost to stamina debuffers
Oh fuck, now im worried about finals. The thing that pisses me off is that the faggots with the debuffers aren't even winning
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>>3052627
Trey'von...
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>>3052617
Probably, but after all the mutation fuckery he had to go through for Falco and Curren I'm willing to overlook that.
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ENDCHADS
STATUS REPORT
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>>3052618
Based maruCHAD
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ATTENTION GRABBING BOUNCESLOP
GOT A FAST LEARNER RUN CAN I SKIP THE SP SONGS OR NOT? I ALWAYS STRUGGLE WITH STATS
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>>3052636
Nope, she's on the bench this time
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>>3052432
>>3052433
Fuck off
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>>3052639
No faggot and grab those asap they start applying the moment you buy them
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>>3052639
>CAN I SKIP THE SP SONGS OR NOT
No, that's how you throw away a high roll. You want the SP AND fast learner so you can buy more shit, not the same amount of shit.
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>whoreren chan
I SHAN'T RESPOND
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>>3052639
No you can't sweetheart, post Falco for dumb questions like this
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>>3052634
Today was better.
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>>3052640
Oh my bad, I thought your gif was her blocking bourbon.
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>>3052648
>not-so-cute copin' chan
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Check all the posts that just got deleted
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>>3052639
Prioritize stamina bonus songs.
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>>3052651
Maru may be old but come on that's just rude!
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Does anyone actually think Smart Falcon is cute?
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>>3052658
he replied to himself once...
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Whenever I get matched against a debuffcuck the real debuff is the second-hand embarrassment I feel when I look at the team's one ace.
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>Been busy as fuck recently and had no time to make actual aces
>Shit out 3 autos and call it a day to at least get group B prizes the whole time
>
How. Why.
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>>3052658
Janny must have pressed the "nuke all posts by this IP" button. Wonder what he did?
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>>3052662
Yea it was just a joke. Maru is such a babe!
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>>3052669
Everyone's understammed as fuck so your neicha and maya are just out there literally killing people
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>>3052670
By looking at the posts it was for being a massive fucking faggot
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>>3052669
most competitive server btw
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>>3052669
It's day one and most people are also doing auto umas but worse auto umas than yours because they barely know how to build shit
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>>3052665
Of course not. She literally bots viewers and just copies everything Curren does, but fails to understand what makes her great.
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>>3052668
Do ooniger debuffers fall under the debuffcuck umbrella or do they get a pass
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>>3052667
nyo he didn't
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>>3052669
MetaGODs try day one and than on day two they throw in jobber umas to get more shitters into group A.
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>>3052676
I mean sure but to get nuked like that you have to be a little more than just a mild faggotry. It was likely for something he said in a thread separate from this. Anyways, RIP
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falcon won
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Yeah, the ugliest bitch contest
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>>3052693
This.
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>>3052676
when will janny do the same to the currentranny having an unprompted melty again?
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Comfy day today, I quite enjoyed this round 2
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>2-3
>5-0
>4-1
>2-3
Went from 55% winrate to 60%. Still not looking too good overall, but at least that 5-0 gives me a reason to still have hope
It's always so infuriating getting a 2-3 or worse on the last run in round 1 and losing carats
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GIANT BAGS OF STAMINA
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>>3052699
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>Check the guy's club I just beat
>"Teio Stans"
Deserved loss
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/uma/fags please return to your thread, you stick out like as sore thumb
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Currencels are SEETHING
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>>3052670
Prob in another thread
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>>3052669
>bring double Murmur
>wtf, why was I able to get 3 lobbies where I just killed everyone?
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>>3052706
Let them get banned
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>>3052703
>full cow lobby
Amazing
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>>3052702
>so desperate to be a debuffsissy you leave daiwa hanging out to dry as a solo front
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>>3052606
Only a little.
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Holy fuck 1500 carats. That's 150 free fanruns.
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>>3052689
I wonder, do people actually do that?
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/v/ma and /uma/ are literally the same people
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Sprint rooms?
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>>3052720
Only sentimental tards. You're just giving up free carats. NEVER pull punches, always win.
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>>3052721
/uma/ has cooler people
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Shan't respond cuz im white
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>>3052725
This, mercy is for the weak. ALWAYS go for the kill, they WILL backstab you
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>>3052634
If I'm brocked, I'm brocked but otherwise I mostly fear the 6 fronts lobbies, those have been autolosses all the time
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>>3052722
Neigha I'm exclusively looping sprint parents and will not do aces until after this CM is over. It's time to kick back and reap the rewards
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BEEwa HEADahide
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>>3052720
>>3052725
To get more shitters into A finals for easier wins. Last cm was basically a 1v1 between me and a dude with a 65% win-rate cross. The third guy's best uma was a 12% win-rate rice shower.
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How much longer will it take for /v/ma to figure out that replying to bait is still replying to bait, even if you don't give them a (You)
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>>3052722
Just a few while im setting up loops
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Can't believe I have to do this, but I think I need to swap out my aces for actual fronts. Fuck this CM
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>>3052734
No one says this.
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>>3052738
Anon, we are on 4chan, be happy that they evolved to not giving (you)s
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>>3052743
What were you running?
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>>3052735
If you think your games have any impact on who makes it to A finals to the point where it will actually affect your finals room is fucking retarded

Day 2 offers you 150 carats if you get a 5-0, 75 for a 4-1, 50 for a 3-2. You'd be stupid to pass that up for your superstitious crap that's not gonna affect your finals either way
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Wuv spechud so much she looks so good
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>>3052743
Yeah, fuck this CM, and by CM well...let's just say CInes MFujin
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>>3052743
If it's not x-mas butt picker. It's the fucking clanker.
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HOLY CYGENEROUS
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>>3052743
But end closer teams are doing very well, even better than fronts in many cases
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>>3052750
She's so smug and sexy, that's my girl!
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>>3052749
Some niggas just want the plat, no matter the cost.
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>>3052739
The janitor has grown too powerful, I fear that soon she might become unstoppable
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>>3052743
Take the Endpill
Racist Spe is a fucking dangerous uma
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>>3052753
This bust unironically. I tolerate VB
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>>3052753
Clanker's been MIA for the entirety of GL xogslop. Hate this revisionist crap. Yes she's the terminator in this race but she hasn't done shit for months
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>>3052757
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>>3052759
Why the fuck didn't my backseat janny come home... I have hardly anyone to run for this sprintslop!
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>>3052747
Pace chasers
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>>3052703
>UF pacewife in Arima
I should have done that too... fuck, how is she looking?
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>>3052762
kita is just as strong, but people have a tougher time building her since they cant use her card
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>>3052658
What the hell did he even do? Did making a dogfucker joke really warrant an IP wipe?
We were all joking about the Doberman during the camping event, I don't get it.
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>>3052759
The strongest KING of them all
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>>3052758
Okay but that literally makes NO fucking sense unless the people you THREW the game for appear in your finals, which is NOT going to fucking happen. That's retarded! Stop throwing and just collect your carats, you're not helping yourself.
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>>3052771
Prob pissed off the local janny somewhere else
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yep this double late single end team posted in the last thread has a higher WR than i have
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>>3052772
This shit is looking mickey mouse as fuck. I LOVE SPRINT CMS!!!!
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>>3052772
MIGHTIEST SPRINTER
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>>3052779
did you make these recently or are these reheated CM16
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>>3052776
>Ticket
My knees are sinking to the core of the earth
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>>3052634
Slight improvement due to jobbers
I am not confident that I made it to A finals but there's a chance.
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>>3052769
She's looking pretty good! I actually made her a front
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Neighas be calling anything Mickey Mouse if it lacks a dominant meta uma that will win 100% of the time
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>>3052770
>kita is just as strong
I don't really agree
Bourbon's mid-race is super fucking strong here and allows her to cut in front of everybody.

Seiun is out performing Kita because her ult can go off in second place, which is REALLY nice when there's all these oonigers and bourbons running around. Kita is underperforming in most rooms that have a Bourbon even if they're built flawlessly. Clanker is essentially in a league of her own here and it's not even close
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I shan't be making sprinters without Zephyr Guts
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>>3052779
This character NEEDS to die bro
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MPB do anything on the upcoming Sprint?
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>>3052788
Share skills/setup? Mine can be mutated to Front too but it's too late now anyways
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>>3052794
People have been shilling ambitious breeze for like a week, is it actually good
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>>3052788
Based CreekGOD
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>>3052793
Neigha stop using Haku for this shit. Seiun outperforms Kita because Kita needs too many buhi cards that most people building her don't have
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longslop is like an mma heavyweight division
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>>3052762
there always has to be a reason for me to lose that is not my own skill level
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>>3052776
I mean, if that's who I think it is he's an insane Late main, he's been running them basically every CM.
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>>3052772
post some stats, I want to see what kinds of numbers and skills people are realistically hitting to know if I even stand a chance in the graded league
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>>3052804
No nigga it's because of her fucking busted ult. Kitasan's card isn't that good and yes while you do need a whale deck to make it, there are whale kitas out there with worse win rates from whale bourbons. Bourbon is just better, it's not just hakuraku. I've been in a fuck ton of practice rooms and Kita is barely fucking winning, you can ask any front trainer here that also runs Bourbon and/or Seiun. Kita's getting her ass handed to her this CM lol, make whatever excuse you want.
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>>3052634
37/40
I fell off my steed, Sancho
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>>3052796
The /v/ma hot pocket supply is on SERIOUS danger right now
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>>3052782
Its my 90% WR team from 16. I'm p*rent farming rn.
>>3052798
No
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makween
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>>3052815
FUUUUCK I knew Dotos skills were trash I guess no GW no ace
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>>3052794
shan't be making sprintoids without hakuraku telling me what to do
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>>3052812
NTA but I run both and don't underestimate kita, she can be deadly
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>>3052776
>Extreme offmeta, very decent winrate
That's my least bad sloptuber
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>>3052812
I'm talking about Seiun vs Kita not Kita vs Bobo and I am a Front trainer
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>>3052812
winrates are famously an accurate metric
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>>3052819
She is so beautiful bros...
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>>3052799
14*stam 2*guts 7*long 7*front
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>>3052815
Do you ever have a winrate below 90 wtf
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>>3052712
I knew double murmur would kill, but I didn't know how effective it would be against random niggas.
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>>3052267
MOOOOOOOU
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>>3052789
to be fair sprint has always had a bad reputation for being mickeyslop due to the random nature and limited access to accels.

it's the shortest distance, yes it's prone to more random bullshit I'm tired of hearing the cope about it.

Arima Kinen has a shit ton of high performers that isn't just xog or bourbon but you don't really hear anyone calling it mickey mouse crap. Last sprint was fun though, but it was still heavily dominated by Camping Taiki
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>>3052762
Clanker has always been strong and easy to build compared to other fronts. Its just that her kit is truly amazing for this CM overall.
>>3052770
Nah. Kita has to jump many hoops to be good. Including borrowing wit Teio. She is also horrendously lacking midrace.
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Thank you, Cygames.
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>>3052815
SHE NEVER GOOFS UP!!!!!
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>>3052822
But she won!
>>3052834
I average like...85-90%? You should always aim for as high as possible.
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>>3052840
Have you ever trained kitasan, cuz I don't think you have
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>>3052832
Damn, great fucking job dude. I can't find the word for it, I don't know if jealous or envious is the word, but I feel so bad for not trying to make mine work
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>Still can't find any anons in the wild
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>>3052836
I mean, losing the Tenno Sho Spring to people with 600 less speed when you don't get your spurt from stamming out is a common run killer in career, you're not even as disadvantaged
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front and end... the two genders...
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>P-please, Torena, I have to go so bad...I'll do better next race just please....j can't hold it any longer...ehhh?! You'll only allow me to go if it's in your m-m-mouth!?? That's so...torena no... That punishment is too... embarrassing but I can't hold it any longer...o-open up
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>>3052815
>CM16
>Hmm
>Go check my team
>mfw
Bruh I killed my own Nishino while cleaning up my stable
Damn rip lil nigga
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>>3052844
All is right in the world
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>>3052846
Have you? She's particularly annoying in GL since she's racing half of the 2nd half of senior year when you finally get your big 40% TE bonuses.
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>>3052846
Yes i have. Not my problem if you do not understand how fronts and their kits work/interact. At least she has innate TTL so i can ignore the dumpsterfire wit bourbon.
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>>3052851
Remember when we pretended that late surgers will be a third gender on Arima Kinen, haha. Good times.
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>>3052863
Teio bouncing on my dick
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>>3052844
>I average like...85-90%
I have been playing almost as long as you and I have never reached this, I honestly don't know what I can do to become this good
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/vg/ pls go
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>>3052862
Lates will have our day again in sprint.
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>>3052870
hmmmm nyo
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>>3052862
In hindsight we should have realized that you can't top the greats when it comes to stamina supports.
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>>3052862
My Late is winning a lot more than my Front or End but man I wish I had Wit Groove because this style still has no midrace
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>>3052865
Clean diaper or fully loaded?
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>>3052840
>Kita has to jump many hoops to be good. Including borrowing wit Teio.
First of all, borrowing wit teio is a good thing that card is great, second of all. Kitasan being hard to build is a fucking gaslight, blast forward + taking the lead is already an incredible combination. You can make up for a midrace unique with your cards and parents. This kitasan im show you has a 30% winrate in spite of having no long S. I run BOTH Bourbon and Kitasan, Kitasan is pretty much just as strong and you dont need a whale deck
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>>3052879
Wit Groove looks great. But since nobody talks about her I guess an even better late wit is coming soon.
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>>3052866
If he has 85-90% he's likely an extreme metafag and one of the unicorns with 14+ plats, as in there's only like three niggas here with that win rate. You have to devote everything to become like that and you HAVE to metafag exclusively.
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>>3052847
Don't feel bad, it's really tough to make her work and barbins are still a challenge for her. You need crazy midrace to challenge barbin's unique. Mad dash helps in that regard and creek can tank the hp loss due to her recovery, but even then I wish I had gotten more midrace like long corners/straights.
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>>3052881
>cropped wrong and missed the deck
Oops
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>>3052866
Keep in mind that this anon exclusively plays meta teams. Don't compare yourself to him because you will never see him mutate anyone or run off meta character ever.
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How we doing front bros?
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>>3052881
You posted a gigapowerlet that will lose to any decent Front
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>>3052881
>881 power
>staminalet
Yeah i murmur trash like that for breakfast.
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>>3052881
Nah she is genuinely too hard to build
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>>3052881
>Kitasan is pretty much just as strong
This is cope.
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>>3052884
Well yeah, thats one of the guys with 14
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>>3052715
>Stepped away after posting that and didn't notice it made me look like a debufferfag
Whoops
I'll have you know that Nature is a real ace. Not a very strong one, but she's doing her best
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Is Spe-chan's secret event worth doing, or is it too many turns of racing?
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>>3052889
I lost even with meta teams so there are things I can definitely learn
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>>3052891
Fantastic
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>>3052880
No diaper, she's emptying herself on my chest
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>>3052882
It is great, but if you're serious about running Lates then next scenario you have to pull for Ancestors because there are too many niche cards you need to borrow, and next July there's Wit Dia on the same banner as Speed Duramente, she gives you heal + midrace or midrace that burns stam so she's always usable.
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>>3052899
Anon, please don't reply to bait. You don't have to prove anything to retards just looking for attention
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>>3052905
currenbwo...
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>>3052889
Hey I mutated falco the mile CM!
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>>3052900
No secret events are worth doing unless its Taishin or Taiki if you cannot reliably get head-on.

Also Taishin makes yeppers kino because you get two status wiping events.
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>>3052891
Pretty good, might have my highest round 1 win rate yet. Competition is way worse today than it was yesterday for whatever reason, think just matchmaking luck.
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>>3052900
Literally no event that requires extra races is worth it
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>>3052905
>AW MAN!
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Just got robbed by an enemy Bourbon taking off at the beginning of the race to the point that she used Top Runner at the fucking halfway point. It was just a shitty solo Bourbon someone threw in. I thought she had TTL and looked at her build
>early lead
>straightaway acceleration
Straight accel shouldn't even proc there, right?
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spr*nt*rs who have a decent ace, please post stats and skills for me to measure up against
if you have improvements you think you could make like "This was a lowroll I could do better" or "I'm making a different parent right now" or something like that also let me know
I need to be able to gauge my competition before I know if I should or shouldn't commit
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>>3052918
Just lucky with positioning most likely, but straightaway acceleration can go off literally on any straight at any point in the straight at ANY point in the race, it's random as fuck which is why most don't gamble on it lol
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>>3052911
Add Maya.
It's literally free accel for whatever style you run. You should never avoid doing it.
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>>3052916
This, training is too precious in GL that doing extra races fucking bricks you and umas with lots of races also suck to train. Whatever paltry gains you could make from clearing an event you're better off just getting from juicy rainbows
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>>3052844
6/9
Consider this sprinter to get you to join
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>>3052930
Maya's doesn't require extra racing
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>>3052932
What makes this casual outfit so fucking good?
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>>3052930
Top Gun's doesn't require extra races, only changing styles for the mandatory races. But yes, definitely one worth doing for spurt/head-on etc
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>>3052932
it's not because I dont want to join
I literally dont have a sprint team and wont for days we're in the middle of a long CM.
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Never have I been so happy to see 3* guts...
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>>3052937
Same reason Taiki's is.
Busty women in loose, tucked shirts and tight pants is so damn kino.
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>>3052937
The high waisted pants
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>>3052947
Sexo
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>Ayabe keeps fucking during races and refuses to get in good position in all the fucking races
Combined with the fact that I got fucked by GL rng everytime (at least 20 borrows" i tried to make an improved version, Im seriously considering she just doesnt want to fucking win
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big yaber
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>>3052844
NOT THE BEES
thanks for coming! Hope you had >fun
>>3052943
Its cool, I dont have a team either. Those were reheated champions
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FINALLY I found another anon
they had /POOma/ in their description but we'll take it (/v/ma won ofc)
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>>3052961
I havent encountered another anon....
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>>3052947
That's my dog
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>>3052959
>Those were reheated champions
What's the point then?
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>>3052937
Vertical lines and V shape of her open shirt emphasize her cuves
Pants are glued to her figure
Red is a bold color to break the monotony of black and white.
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>>3052963
the only person who i've encountered in a CM who i know was a clubmate last CM
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Will I get more borrowpoints with giga affinity El Condor Pasa, or Machan (with Sprint Mile Med G1s)
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>>3052964
Those are my dogs
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>>3052965
Other people weren't using reheated aces but brand new stuff. Just because I was the weakest one there doesn't mean the room is invalid, people wanted rooms and no one was doing it so I provided
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>>3052976
probably machan since less people have her
i can make an alright pasa myself but i have to borrow machan
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>>3052976
Machan, el is F2P
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>>3052965
nta but it's also to kinda scout what others are thinking of using since i think i can also kinda predict room comps even though we as a whole are more frontline centric
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>>3052958
Very cute!
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>>3052980
>He doesn't knows the terror of the El mines
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>90% win rate today



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