>Glaceon >The Fresh Snow Pokemon>It can control its body temperature at will. This enables it to freeze the moisture in the atmosphere, creating flurries of diamond dust. Glaceon should get Snow Warning
Maybe Glaceon can have Snow Warning if you cumbrains were to stop being creepy fucks with your disgusting sexual fantasies for what is basically an animal.
>>55736705Unlike Vaporeon, Glaceon sexo isn't a meme. You can't expect people to not lewd her. That's like telling people not to lewd Gardevoir. It just isn't gonna happen.
>>55736705What other reason would a grown man have to care about these cutesy characters?
>>55736814The competitive viability of Glaceon.
>>55736705>>55736725I used to get made fun of for comming anthro Glaceon fanart as a kid in the early 2010s only for porn of it to become commonplace today thanks to Xitter normies. Now “I don’t fit in” to their larger community after they stole my ideas they thought were shit at the time.Higher breeds artfags like yummypillow and Asekeu ruined my favorite Pokemon for me and I hope they step on a Lego and bleed to death in Minecraft
>>55736725People just fear winter vagina
>>55736841No way, it doesn't even have snow warning.
>>55736855I don't like you
>>55736856That was a really slow attack.
Was it rape?
>>55736969The monkey licked her butthole at the same time as eevee licked her cheek
>>55736682>Air6ornepi9 will never finish Performance Anxiety '(;_;).
Glaceon should get Thick Fat
>>55737023No she shouldn't. Glaceon is not fat!
>>55737088Glaceon's ass is fat
>>55737147No its not. Stop being a coombrain. Glaceon is plenty sexy with needing to exaggerate her ass
>>55737088>>55737185
>>55737185Look at that fine massive rear-end
You're the sort that draws tits on Gardevoir.
Dynamax Glaceon
>Glaceon used Attract!
>>55739002Glaceon should use Snow Farting on my face
>>55736705Fuck you fag, I won’t apologize for wanting to stretch this slut’s ice cream cookie.
>>55739033I hate that I know what you mean when you say cookie
>>55739911Well aren't you clever
>>55740298I dont like how this guy draws food
>>55740310A shame, I was going to show you the cookie
So when did you realize, /vp/?For me it was the Mizone doujin.
>>55740547leo should stop giving them cookies
>>55740547I don't remember when or how. Probably some time in the gen 5 era
>>55740592Nah, he just should stop making them look like a decaying plum that was just de-seeded and left to rot - if there wasn't any lineart @>>55740547 for accenuating her fuckhole, my brain wouldn't even recognize it as a proverb pastry - but a piece of unmelted blackberry gelato instead.
>>55740315What cookie?
>>55736842poor you gooning to glaceon before it was cool
>>55736842Whoever’s rating Glaceon in your image flat out has bad taste, imagine not liking one eeveelution in particular because it’s just ‘blue with hair’ when all the eeveelutions bar Sylveon have designs just as simple
>>55740547/vp/; the last month or two
>>55742236My cookie, freshly baked
I just want them to give Glaceon literally anything to make it viable. It's the only Eeveelution that I literally never include in my team cos it can't do shit
>>55742245>>55736842Get on my level - I was jerkin' it to Glaceon & Leafeon before they even existed.
>>55742817She doesn't need to be viable, she has sex appeal
>>55742245It was cool when it was niche. Now it’s trash>>55744111 I kneel
>>55744111Glaceon should have kept the spear tail, chest fluff and the things on the knees and lower back
>>55736682Get in line. Articuno should get it first.
>>55742247iirc it's some fag who rates shitmons like garbador high and popular mons low just to be a contrarian
>>55740547For me it was the Karasu doujin way back in '07. I think poképhilia wasn't even a term back then.
>>55745142>KarasuThat takes me back, man. Nowadays he goes by YamatoKuroko
>>55742442Post it anyway
>>55746292I still would like to know why he renamed himself - allegedly some troll stole his username on a jap-only social media to larp as him, and his autismal fans bullied them into self-murder because of that.
>>55748584From what I know, he said to someone to kill himself and then they actually killed themselves so he freaked out and changed his name
>>55736682Glaceon? More like subceon
you can't see my right now but behind my computer my pupils are dilated and I'm biting my lip while showing off my long black fingernails while I'm looking at this thread
>>55750767You people disgust me.
>>55750767Glaceon's so lucky
>>55750767>not cunilingus '"SFW'" fetishfags are even worse than actual trainers>>55750769>dilatedKYS troonoid scum
Oh boy, another Glaceon thread!
>>55742247Most other eeveelutions have something else going on for them as well. Vaporeon has fins and fish-tail, Jolteon and Flareon have spiky/fluffy hair that looks like lighting/flame, umbreon has glowing rings around its body, etc. Glaceon doesn't have any notable traits on its body from the neck down. Remove the head and it's just a generic dog body except blueish.
>>55751615Glaceon's hime cut makes her objectively the cutest and most precious buizu, also her design is nice and clean so you can appreciate her butt more.
>>55751607Can't have enough of those
>>55751461I also have a large spade tattoo on my forehead and I'm bald and wearing glasses and have light stubble
Bump
>>55752198Everyone who praises the himecut is a disgusting furfag lolicon
>Le hime haircutWhere do you ppls keep seeing that? You mean that ice tiara on its forhead, which nobody with a functional brainstem shouldn't mistake for hair?
>>55752917so what you're saying is they're based?
>>55752223>bald>tattooed >unshaven>can't see shitSounds like you're a member of The Aryan Union who just got allowed to go online at the. prison library for the first time after spending 18 months in solitary confinement
>>55753267He's describing the rare pokemon known as cobson
>>55754708uh yeah, I'm thinking sex
>>55754708How did they get away with this!?
>>55754708ToT
>comes into Glaceon thread expecting mostly wholesome cute stuffAnd... it's all coomer stuff. You guys really elevated the eeevelutions to full coomer, haven't you?
>>55756101Hello newfag.
>>55756101/ef/ is still mostly cute stuff >>55726789But I'll post some cute Glaceons here, just for you.
>>55756139bad dog
>>55756153
>>55756101where do you think we are retard
Really, guys?
>>55756101Stop kidding yourself. You knew what would be here.
>>55736842>accidentally
Man.I always liked the Eevee Lines, and you guys made it weird. Now I can't tell folk my favorites are Vaporeon and Flareon without getting weird looks.
>>55756496>my favorites are Vaporeon and FlareonYou little perv
>>55756497Enhance your calm before I enhance it for you.
>>55756570Enhance my calm
Glaceon would be a top meta threat if she had Snow Warning
>>55756620Valient, I choose you!Use MEDIUM LASER attack! Melt that Glaceon!>Valient-Valient!
I need to give this brat some correction.
Why does every Glaceon thread turn out like this?
>>55757578That's a whole lot of projection, fat nonce
>>55757023Anon I hate to tell you this, but you are the brat in the relationship.
>>55757083Because we have good taste
>>55757083Lust
>>55756158I guess she wasn't warned of the snow
Why did they give this dog such a big ass?
>>55757083arguably the best eeveelution
>>55758184for me
>Glaceon! Use Attract!
>>55759251What were they thinking!?
>>55759251How did they get away with this?
>>55736682I hate the piece that this glaceon is inspired by and the artist that drew it
>>55736682https://youtube.com/watch?v=yvsR-xciOTg
>>55759251it would fail if used on mei was already attracted without glaceon having to do anything
My Glaceon knows Sweet Kiss, Helping Hand, Leed Seed and Swallow.
>>55761295reason it failed is because glaceon is a boy…
>>55761432>special mating>implying it doesn't happen pretty much nonstop for half of femglaceon owners
>>55760482t. Salty owner of a ruined Shinx cocksleeveI love automated archive scrapers that let me get shit I would never deserve to see
>>55737185anon pls
>>55762778imagine dominating one as big as her
>>55762793>dominating her>dominating an alphaAnon it's almost like you want to posts/4114849 and posts/4128384 and posts/4156902
>>55762819>Anon it's almost like you want to posts/4114849 and posts/4128384 and posts/4156902
>>55762991
>>55762793i would to attempt to dominate a dynamax glaceon too>>55762819also quite partial to posts/3394541haha
Wake up, Glaceon!
>>55736682It already has Snowscape.
>>55750767>p*lworld
>>55764190Ah, a classic masterpiece.Let's not forget another one posts/2772214
*rims Glaceon's farting asshole*
>>55765949Stop making things weird. This thread is about Glaceons competitive viability, not her fuck holes
>>55765949
>>55765965Stop making things weird. This thread is about Glaceons fuck holes, not her competitive viability
Dogfuckers get the rope.
>>55766014The rope is too good. They need the brazen bull.
>>55766063>Glaceon used Tail Whip! It was super effective!
>>55766219>It was super effective!another furfaggot pedocoomer who doesn’t play the games
>>55766063I want to facehug her left buttockThen the right one
>>55766223>seethe seethe seethe
Bumpetti :-DDDDDDDD
Snow Cloak or Ice Body + Hail is better than Snow Warning, especially now that snow is literally just snow, and not hail.
>>55770705Snow Cloak will always be a gimmick
>>55770705>100% accurate blizzard>able to provide team support>free 50% boost to defenseAre you sure Snow Warning is worse than Ice Body? Or are you one of those Redditors that go herp derp muh *insert bad thing r/Pokemon obsesses over in regards to a Pokemon* and believe that abilities like Solid Rock will actually help said Pokemon with bad stats and typings (as opposed to changing their stats and/or typings)?
