>>55745950
Larvesta.

>>55745950
mute autist
angry edgelord
autistic edgelord
fag
hyperactive fatty
dumb bully
chill
mute femoid

>>55746021
I'll take fag and chill

>>55745950
goomy my beloved

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>>55745950
Goomy!

>>55745950
my nigga beldum

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first stage pseudos are cute!

>>55746042
why is goodra like that

>>55746042
>>55746061
fucking lol

>beldum
Robotic autist that likes to surround itself with other robotic autists. Usually maxes out at four but can sometimes even go up to 8. Obsessed with transforming robots.
>larvitar
Tries to be edgy. Fails. Eats dirt for lunch that its mom packed for it. Mom is edgy and is super bottom heavy. Also sandy. You can only hope that larvitar turns out the same.
>deino
Homeless special program kid. Might just live in a cave or something. Practically blind and wants to eat your food. Will be your friend for food, but it may miss and bite you instead. Likely to develop violent bipolar personality disorder later. Can get over it via friendship though.
>goomy
Friendly and quiet. Harmless and easy to befriend. Will casually try to melt and eat you if you don’t pay attention to where it is at all times as a sligoo. Very huggy and friendly when it involves.
>gible
No real flaws. Doesn’t like the cold. Greedy for gems. Likes to eat a lot. Cynthia super fan. Can’t and won’t shut up about miss CYNTHIAAA!!!
>bagon
Hyperactive, friendly autist that won’t shut up about their dream of flying. Everything they do is to lead up to their dream of flying from their actions to their attention span. Has destroyed the school roof suicide fence multiple times to practice flying. Wears a red croissant shaped cape to school sometimes.
>Jangmo-o
Overly serious honor student. Disciplinary committee member. In 50 school clubs despite the school not having any. Constantly training to fight the great darkness. Whatever that is. Will get flustered if you point out it has a cute heart on its head. As the ancient Alolan’s used to say…
>Dratini
Basic bitch plain Jane. Good at small talk and overall friendly. Is a noodle and will allude to the fact that it needs help holding things. Claims that it can control the weather. Usually fails until it evolves. Wants to be a postal worker and deliver letters when they grow up.

>>55746061
/vp/ used to have a goodra schizo spammer worse than shaun. It left an impact this board

>>55746021
>>55746064
What about Dreepy and Frigibax?

>>55745950
If I can't choose all of them then I choose Gible because I like the "Ground / Dragon" type but alas Trapinch isn't there (which isn't a dragon but evolves into one).

>>55746042
>>55746061
KEK
>>55746064
Based.

>>55746072
>dreepy
There’s like 8 of them in your class alone. All identical siblings. It’s apparently the same in other classes too. Their mom won’t stop popping out kids. Weird fascination with getting shot. Have caused multiple school lockdowns discussing this subject. Get along with bagon. Falling off the roof is kinda like getting shot out of a cannon.
>frigibax
School sniffling nerd. Bad posture. Might grow out of it. Obsessed with Godzilla films. Has the power of God and zilla on its side. Has tried the flying Godzilla kick in a school fight irl. Results were as expected. Has made it a goal to eventually use a similarly ridiculous attack as its signature move.

>>55745950
Love deino and zweilous hate hydraegon

>>55745950
Any of Beldum, Goomy, Bagon, or Dratini, they all seem either friendly or simply chill

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>>55745950
I'll be their teacher

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>>55745950
Goobro

>>55745950
Next to jangmoo and dratini sounds good

Jangmo-o or beldum in that order

>>55745950
Bagon

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>>55746061
It has an Impish nature.

>>55746095
>>dreepy
>There’s like 8 of them in your class alone. All identical siblings. It’s apparently the same in other classes too. Their mom won’t stop popping out kids.
cute

>>55747208
snorlax is not a pseudo legendary

No more dragon psuedos. Its fucking boring

>>55745950
Beldum is the honor class aspie
Larvitar is the abusive household weirdo who shot cats with his airsoft and stomped on frogs
Deino is the scene skateboard kid with neo pronouns
Goomy is the overweight fujo
Gible is the retard strength short bus kid who always tries to escape
Bagon is the popular football chad who ends up raping someone in college and dies in a drunk driving accident
Jangmo-o is the overachieving immigrant kid
Dratini is the horse girl
Dreepy is the quiet kid they forgot on a field trip three states away
Frigibax is the fat weaboo incel who smells weird

>>55745950
beldym or bagon

>>55748152
it's okay shaun
i won't tell anyone that you got kicked out of NYU, or that you lost at least 1 job due to voreposting on company time, or that you got kicked off an airplane for watching vore videos without headphones and lashing out at a passenger who told you to not do that

>>55745950
In the corner with the troublemakers: Growlithe, Axew, and Larvesta.

>>55748515
124 Atk Gible Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Seviper: 288-338 (100.3 - 117.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Choice Band Gible Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Seviper: 354-416 (101.1 - 118.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
so yes shaun, your untiered shitmon jobs to something that isn't even evolved

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>>55748515
tf Seviper gonna do with these shit stats???

>>55745950
goomy because i want to have sex with goodra.

>>55748515
Hi Shaun.

>>55748565
nuh uh
https://www.smogon.com/dex/sv/pokemon/gible/

>>55745950
Childhood friends with Goodra which grows into a smouldering romance

>>55746021
The 2 edge lord's so when they flip their shit they will tell me to stay home that day

>>55745950
Beldum because he's a supercomputer so that nerd will help me pass the class.

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>>55745950
My bro

>>55745950
Jangmo-o because he grows up handsome!

Larvitar is the token black pseudo
You can tell his smoke detector is NOT functional

>>55748636
for me it'd be becoming childhood friends with the dreepy
also means lots of cute kids after growing up and getting married

>>55749503
he's gay

>>55748568
Imagine being sent to the slow, frail, mixed attacker class

>>55746095
>>55746064
All of these descriptions make them really cute and lovely btw.

>>55749923
i’m going to be dating his sister, obviously
i’m not into guys

I'd sit with gibble but he'd bite my bellend like the cheeky fag he is

>>55750580
the special ed class

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>>55745950
deino would be chill

>>55750757
>sitting next to the blind kid
>brong obligated to assist him with basic shit constantly or everyone thinks you're an asshole

>>55750752
>larvitar and gible are both ground types that are related to sand
>bagon will always have the high ground (to jump off of)
It’s over Anakin

>>55751069
now I have an idea
Garchomp with its arm blades having glowing lightsaber edges

>>55745950
With the gay one.

>>55751944
which ones are gay?

>>55752666
All of them. Only homos like Dragons.
The kid in my class who used to draws dragons and dinosaurs turned up gay and autistic.

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>>55749442
of course he's black

>>55752677
he was based...

Going by the descriptions, deino is just a smaller Susie Deltarune.

>>55753416
that's disgusting

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>>55752680
Literally just bring out a Hisuian Decidueye and use Triple Arrows twice.

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>>55753816
or use a mushroom

>Be Gabite
>See nice shiny thing (it's a Carbink)
>Take it home, put it in your bed
>Sit down next to it and stare at it
>For four hours straight
>Get tired, go to sleep
>Carbink tries to sneak out
>Sableye appears out of nowhere and tries to murder and eat the Carbink
>Wake up and go berserk, mash the Sableye into ghostly paste with Outrage
>Take terrified Carbink back to your bed
>Sit down and stare at it for four more hours straight

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>>55753816
More accurate calculations.
Even a DD boost, Skill Link, and being "TR00 DVRK" can't save that hulking retard because it has to use a turn on DD.
>Turn 1: Dragon Dance
>Turn 2: Triple Arrows
>Turn 3: Rock Blast
>Turn 4: Triple Arrows
>Turn 5: Rock Blast
>Turn 6: Triple Arrows KO

>>55750752
Why hasn’t Anakin randomly been used as a stand in for a school shooter in more things? Shit’s funny

>>55752677
sample size: 1

>>55750580
if you’re gonna make a mon a frail mixed attacker at least make it fast
anything under 90 is a writeoff

>>55745950
Larvitar. I love its stupid eyeliner and wish he kept it as tyranitar

>>55756770
gay

>>55756770
>he

>>55745950
Jangmo-o

>>55755044
make that 2

>>55746021
You’re the mute femoid, clearly

>>55748568
it can die i guess

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>>55745950
With the Dreepy twins, those girls never shut up, but their mom is hot as fuck

>>55758216
he's male

>>55758557
Their dad is hot as fuck

>>55748317
let me guess, Hisuian Growlithe, Aron, and Honedge are also part of said troublemakers

>>55758216
cuddling with a dragapult

>>55745950
>Grow up and get to know Zweilous
>See each other years after high school (college?)
>Hydriegon is here and half of Zweilous is fucking dead

>>55760164
having dozens of kids with one

>>55746064
>>55746095
I know it's not a pseudo legendary, but
>Axew
Wants so badly to join the 600 club, but the teacher told Axew he didn't quite meet the criteria due to scoring lower than 600 on the BST, but he begs and begs to the teacher and is really desperate to get in, but the teacher keeps turning Axew down every day. Although the teacher doesn't let him join the 600 club, the teacher acknowledges that Axew otherwise would've met the requirements of being pseudo if it weren't for the lower BST, so the teacher ATLEAST grants Axew an "honorary" status to try and help ease Axew's pain.

>>55748568
Be a fun addition to my team with well defined strengths and weaknesses I can play around to maximize it's efficiency and assure a fulfilling career.

>>55752680
>mawling
:^)

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Sorry for being late my dad can only bring me to school every other day

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>>55745950
CHADdum.

>>55761885
Holy mother of kino...

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>>55758216
>With the Dreepy twins, those girls never shut u

>>55748908
Bring a pokemon with the bulletproof ability if you come to school tomorrow.

>>55762349
bulletproof won't help you against explosion/selfdestruct

>>55762750
Good thing i keep my mons extra Damp then.

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>>55746064
how the fuck did you know I was an /m/ lurker

>>55759573
They're in class 1-B.

>>55751069
YOU UNDER ESTIMATE MY (HUGE)POWER!

>>55745950
>>55746021
I'd sit between the two edgelords

>>55761810
poison heal restores 1/8 hp rounded down every turn
1827/8 = 228.375
rounded down, that’s 228 HP restored per turn
and this is with 1379 defense and 1092 special defense, so you’d have to hit it very hard to even break its 228hp/s active tank
and it hits really hard and will basically outspeed everything, so good luck killing it without destiny bond, curse, or other non-poison percentage-based damage

>>55761792
Caught me off guard

>>55765090
Tera Ghost Sap Sipper Fagiraf with Psychic Noise claps easily

>>55762349
Another reason to sit next to jangmo-o

>>55745950
Larvitar and Deino, no doubt. They got that angry skulker in the back of the class look. I know I'm not cool enough to interact with Dratini.

>>55747329
Sorry kiddo, dragons are king and born to rule the jungle, just like lions and white people.

>>55752680
Idk I'm getting dbz spic vibes. You know he'd wear those oversized jorts that are basically cropped pants and talk like a hard ass mf because his cousin sells weed (to help pay his family's bills).

>>55758216
doing their mom

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>>55745950
Let's talk about the bad apple in the classroom? that farm boy who was expelled for not meeting the minimum approval and will probably end up like his drug dealer uncle(s).

While his farmer parents regret sending their son to the big city.

>>55745950
I'd put them all in a soup

>>55745950
Autistic nerd who's probably going to grow up to be a programmer. Only talks about one thing.

Punk poor kid, kinda dirty, constant dandruff
.
BPD Every other week he comes in with his
new identity from whatever new anime he watched

Sweaty kid Complete sweetheart but always oddly moist.

Hyperactive kid who always has snacks and laughs at every joke you make.

Bully with parental issues due to his dad demanding that he is a man and should do manly things like football! despite the fact the guy can't do sport for shit.

Closet fag sport player

Open fag, but pretty cool.

>>55767168
Bonus round.
Dreepy.
A kid with seperation anxiety, called the teacher mom once, will cling to you if you show them any affection.

Frigibax.
The movie kid, has box sets of just about every film you can think of, dad works in some unknown section of movies, insists his dad's is famous and knows all the celebrities.
He's the kid that will tell you he's seen the new avengers start game the super secret marvel film.

Applin.
Quiet kid nobody really noticed. Parents broke up mid way through the year, Went to live with his cool new aunt and is suddenly he's the most popular kid in class because he gets everything he wants.

>>55745950
out of all those, the one that I would always get the most excited about finding in a game was a Larvitar, so I guess I'll sit by him

>>55764213
Don’t try it

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>>55765971
well his owner looks like a spic

>>55767168
closet fags are hot...

>>55746021
Mute femoid is going to be the one to help you out the most in the long run.

Angry edgelord comes in 2nd place if you can befriend him and has the most benefits in the short term.

>>55747505
accurate

>>55767836
I hate brown people as much as the next guy but he clearly looks like a hapa. Specifically, the swarthier kind of Japanese mixed with French and/or British.

>>55768723
Kill yourself

>>55754319
because no one but you has realized it

>>55746042
Gem

>>55746021
shitmo-o more than chill is "the ghost kid" that everyone forgets he even exists

>>55770649
I'll molest him!

>>55770649
>Forgetting GAD