That joke about you guys being sexually attracted to pokemon... is a joke, right?
>>55758486no, Anons here are losers
uh yeah? are you retarded?
You got me. Now sit on my lap.
yeah all that porn is just for the lolsme and the bros love laughing at the pokemon asses
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>55758486Sure
Pokemon are attracted to me. I just want to go to work and suddenly some random fox is humping my leg and removing my pants.
>>55758486would her sweaty inner thighs smell like a human's or a fox's?
>>55758704why at work?
>>55758486No, i unironically want to fuck pokemons
every pokemon are fuckable
>>55759165go ahead.
>>55759229Nigga even has clitoris
Call me boring but I just don't understand the dudes that are basically just in love with cartoon dogs that are one step removed from /co/shit
>>55759384Women are trash, that's your explanation
>>55759384Boring
>>55759165
>>55759403Admitting to being a faggot kek
Friendly reminder that mods removed the IP counter so their bots keep spamming and samefagging without anyone noticing
>>55759966Seethe
>>55758486It is 100 percent a joke. Except for Braixen I would totally fuck Braixen.
>>55758628Wh-Why is she looking at me like that? What does she want?
>>55759966The IP counter was removed to make YOU better able to tell when samefagging is happening, instead of blindly relying on an arbitrary count a samefagger can easily fake going up and make you believe there's multiple people when it's actually just one chap changing their IP.It fooled you. It fooled you all. That's why it was removed. And I told you all years ago how things are, yet you chose to be fooled by numbers instead of using your brain.Idiots.
>>55760892Tbf I samefag all the time and only get called out like 5% of the time.
>>55760925>botsFirst of all, shills aren’t bots.Second of all, /vp/ is a containment board for autists, the vidya board that has the most traffic and tourists is /v/.
Bumperino
>>55758486Cute animal-cunted magical critters are the only females I want to to bonk at this point. Even some of the friend-shaped boys get me acting unwise at times... >>55760925>HasbaraThanks for the reminder Anon-kun, I missed out on remembering the name of nu-JIDF despite seeing their bullshit ad last week - the one where they stole the Tupac alive in Serbia meme from /int/
>let's redraw this meme with Braixen for no reason lolfurfags are creativity bankrupt
>>55759776>imagine being this fucking retarded on purposeNGMI, also NTA
>>55758486Yeah, it's very funny. Also I jokingly masturbate every day thinking of braixen's plump thighs
>>55762254Based random trainer.
Yes, but not that cringy TF shit you cunts are into.I like my opposable thumbs.
>>55758486Only if we can clearly communicate in real time. Body language and pictures on dirt don't count.
>>55762381Series has shown people especially close to their partner pokémon can learn to understand what the 'mon is trying to vocalise. As long as your relationship deepes sufficently, I can't see any reason why you wouldn't be able to understand them in time.
>>55758486It depends.Ditto is basically an onahole that can transform into anything, including a human female, no?
>>55762433>people especially close to their partner pokémon can learn to understand what the 'mon is trying to vocaliseThat's how it works with pets too - well, dogs at least.
>>55762452Pokémon are the equivalent of aliens, in animalistic forms though. They're never going to be mere dumb animals, because Tajiri wanted his monsters to be relatable to kids and not just tools to be used (hence why Blue took a big fat "This is why you suck" speech from his grandfather and why the player even beat Giovanni like a old drum). Hence why they're treated as more akin to humans. It'd be like a hidden tribe of Denisovans being discovered to find they'd evolved to a different clade of intelligent humans.That Game Freak keep seeding their work with references to poképhilia should tell you at this stage how they actually see the world, normalfag interviews be damned.
>>55762452And bullshit, your dog's not intelligent enough to think of the phrase "hey. let's go into town and see that cute poodle on main st." Pokémon are more intelligent than pre-teen kids, your mutt isn't.
>>55758486i might be obsessed with a few waifumons but i dont want to fuck them
>>55760636Your money
>>55762433That's kinda situational, mostly only works in battle. Basically "Timmy's in a well?" stuff from Lassie. Consider the number of times when Pikachu had to do lengthy charades for Ash to understand a basic sentence.
>>55762570Ash is a retard as the plot requires. Meowth and his first interaction with an Ultra Beast also shows all pokémon have their own language endemic to the universe, which the UB's don't share as Meowth had no idea what any of them were saying. But they DID make Naganadel telepathic and for some reason, she was able to talk to the Ultra Guardians in their native language. Hmmm.
>>55762609>she
>>55762687Yes anon. the first Naganadel the kids meet is female, as Ash's Poipole hadn't evolved by then. Ash's Naganadel WAS male, but the Naganadel that lived in the wormhole with the rest of its family was female.Why do you retards ignore the context clues they give you?
>>55762484>picWhile there are aliens, your pic depicts yokai
>>55762774>implying the VAs mean anythingPikachu is voiced by a hag and he's male.
>>55762907Yeah, because females can voice pre-teen males better than males, unless it's similarly a child actor.But this Naganadel spoke directly to the kids in Japanese (and I'm sure in english in the dub too) in an older female's voice, indicating they WANT you to assume it's a female queen Naganadel.
>>55758714yes
>>55762381>no Gronks allowed You're no different than a Redditroon
Stop having inane groomer fantasies.
>>55762337based
>>55759384Today I will ask them once more: what type of dog is this?
>>55762175>picidgi
>>55764305Pokemon are complex, sapient creatures with goals, dreams, and aspirations. Stop insulting them by implying they don't have the intelligence to consent to sex.
>>55758497Boringfag
>>55758497Excitingfag
>>55764619Shut up boringsamefag
>>55760935Why the fuck are you in this thread?
>>55764897Because Delcatty is into HumansJust like Humans are into Pokemon
Maybe ;)
>>55762241A cute pose and outfit for a cutie like Braixen! Why are you seething?
>>55764305I'm gonna groom the bejeezus outta you, verily so!
>>55764305Why do you only post in Braixen threads?Are you the Braixen spammer himself?
SO WHAT IF I'M INTO POKEMON?!
>>55765781we get ityou are a faggot into animals and transformation.stop repeating the same meme all the time to farm (You)sTumblr can give you more points if you want
>>55765781It means you're based and we approve of you!
>>55758497Mediocrefag
What are your thoughts on not fertile (yet) pokemon?
What are your thoughts on not fertile (anymore) pokemon?
>>55765847they are all fertile
>>55765852bellymons are so cute and basedunlike the skinny furbait shit like Braixen
I want to beat Mehiel’s Brazilian femboy face in with a leather belt until it’s caved in and unrecognizable.Little faggot’s a spineless cunt
>>55765852i don't want kids anyways
>>55766033She does! So she's going to keep going until it takes, no matter how many hours or days or weeks it needs.
>>55758486Shut up and coom, closet furry.
>>55765894 Who dis?
>>55758486No. I genuinely want to fuck Pokemon. I am a furry.
>>55766340>Off-model
>>55766384On model or off, I don't care, I just want to fuck Pokemon nigga.
>>55766387Reminder: Pokemon are coded as pet animals, and since it's normal for pet animals to go on walks and be eager for walks, this image is completely normal and appropriate. Tajiri and Masuda say Pokemon are like cats and dogs, so anyone who thinks this image is questionable in any way is a zoophile who wants to have sex with animals.
>>55767020>sex with sapient animalsYes please
>>55764552Stop having inane fantasies involving fictional magical pets from a children's franchise. Stop trying to justify this inanity.
>rhetorical question thread
>>55767020So pokemon have a pet play fetish? Kinky, I love it.
>>55765852If it isnt fertile, it should be discarded
>>55767139These characters may be fictional, but they're nonetheless beloved by thousands, so it's wrong of you to insult them as you're doing.
>>55766340>>55766387Furry or not you have shit Xitter taste.Fuck off NPC
>>55768094>He's never emptied his balls to Lucario assJust how casual are you?
>>55764491He came just from petting by a human female, but his jizz instantly freezes once it leaves his balls to ensure insemination.
>>55765788>giving a shit about Tumblr after they banned pronzAre you a genuine retard, or just a Redditor?
>>55758497basedfag>>55764557>>55764749>>55765819retardfag
>>55768094Don't care nigger, I love Lucario. She/he is cute, sexy, strong, has a fat ass and wide hips, and has the best Pokemon movie. Cry about it.
>>55769494based
Nice thighs, NIGGA
>>55769494Shit taste for off-model, not Lucario
Personally I don't care about sclera or shoulders.It's fine for me if there's no boobs and they're still digitigrade.
>>55770665Sex
>>55769494Lucario-kisser
>>55758486Of course anon, what could possibly make you believe otherwise?
>>55768094correct
>>55770665If you don't care if it's on-model or not, then you don't actually like the pokemon
>>55771990Riolu-kisser
>>55772098That's a cub you sickfuck!
>>55772493Correct.
>>55772075They're still on-model. It's just artstyle choice to have non-beady eyes and dexterous forelimbs.
>>55772715Nope. Changing its eyes makes it no longer on-model. None of the eeveelutions including eevee has white scleras/cartoon human eyes. It's a unique phenotypic trait that they all have in common. It helps define the eeveelutions. You don't appreciate the Pokemon for what it is, nor does the artist who takes the defining traits and attempts to retcon it because it's not safe-horny/human-like enough for the Reddit audience and excuses it for "art style".
>>55770665Eeveelutions have human shoulders, so that's not off-model.
>modelfags when you tell them that their pokemon's model doesn't have cartoonishly huge hips and asses either
>>55772034>I am not falling for the same faggot trap again!Also didn't I tell you already how only 1 boy is allowed to trick me like this?
>>55764305God I want to fuck a Ninetales.
>>55773131
>>55771990haha
>>55772887>You don't appreciate the Pokemon for what it isDude, I don't even notice stuff like that. You're talking like I get out of my way to seek cartoonish eyes
>>55770598Cry about it.
>>55773764On-model
>>55772946Do they have human thighs too?
>>55771990Man this art really show cases how ugly his nose and mouth are
>>55773694>I don't even notice stuff like thatBecause you are simple
oh sweet, every porn spammer is in hereI hope all of you get cancer and a very painful death
>>55774470Porn board, porn thread. Seethe prudefag.
>>55775503>my only personality is Braixen porn lol xDYou are not funny or interesting, obese boringfag
>>55775503You are funny and interesting, good looking interestingfag.
>>55775546My brother in christ, it is 2024, 21 years after moot set up this whole shitshow up SPECIFICALLY to pornpost because SA wouldn't let him, why the fuck do we still have low-test individuals seething over porn? Protip: Get off the internet if porn on it pisses you off. Thing's powered by porn and cats.
>>55775622Flooding the board with Shitxen threads is annoying.Get a hobby your subhuman pig
>>55775692A) I'm not your boogymanB) You're a triggered bitch who willingly eats the bait they fuck out JUST for you. Learn to handle the internet like an adult or fuck away off from it, if the mere presence of something causes you to attack random users.
>>55775546>Braixen pornWhere did you see that???>lol xDGo back.
>a single delcatty thread makes /vp/ rage >10+ Shitxen threads beside the /ff/ (fag friday) general every day is okok, obese pig
>>55775871The Delcatty schizo is avatarfagging and that's against the rules.
Hey, if they are able to give consent and demonstrate human-level intelligence, then what exactly is the moral dilemma? Kids? It's implied that they can have our kids too, and they won't become horribly mangled hybrids.
>>55775622>SPECIFICALLY to pornpost because SA wouldn't let himActually that wasn't why moot did that. SA banned all anime discussion. I think if it had just stopped at hentai, he wouldn't have gone out of his way to make 4chan.Someone else probably would've though.
>>55776084And I call bullshit on that because we're posting on 4chan, just as moot used to post on 2channel and 2chan.Walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
>>55762561OmgI need to be findommed by a Pokémon this instant
>>55775929>NO NOT THE HECKING RULERINOS!
>>55759229designed for pegging and being sucked>>55759764perfect buttplug shape
>>55775929>against the rulesspamming is against the ruleslow quality threads are against the rulesNSFW threads in blue boards is against the rulesand you happen to do all of these just fine
>>55767139At least you are right about one thing, there is no need to justify what is objectively true
>>55774470>>55775546>Oh no, in bait-thread about pokeporn they are posting about pokeporn! How can this happen?
>>55776832Nobody posted pokeporn.
>>55766387Femcarios aren't real.
>>55767488Pokemon are creatures that are meant to be cute, loveable critters. They are conceptualized as pets, not lovers. Their creator and the people who run the franchise envision them as that and present them like that. Have some respect for what Pokemon are, not your inane version of them.
>>55778481Pokemon are creatures that are meant to be cute, loveable partners. They are conceptualized as sapient lovers. Their creator and the people who run the franchise envision them as that and present them like that. Have some respect for what Pokemon are, not your inane version of them.
>>55775929Delcattyfag provides OC and makes browns like you seethe though
>>55778481It doesn't matter what the creator or the people who run the franchise want. Tajiri literally compares Pokemon to insects, and most of the franchise runners are animalfags and/or don't care about the nonhuman characters, so their opinions are invalid and don't matter.
>>55778481Yeah, yeah, whatever.>cooms on your face
>>55779167C-cease! What is this... goo!? This is verily inane of you!
>>55758486>>>/gif/27109366
>>55779220>deepfake>AIcringe and gay
>>55779220BasedI love AI
>>55779239well it'd be very expensive to pay the real one to say it.
>>55775871ivytroon, NOBODY on this board likes you
>>55779435The NOBODY is here, already?!Somebody go light a candle!
>seething at ivyfag in another threadnew level of autism
bump lol
>>55779618Bumppilledpage-1maxxer
>>55758628
>>55778647>Tajiri literally [HEADCANONS]Tajiri talked about how the canon shortstack with hips and tits hypnotise humans with their hips, I keep telling you the magazine made for children doesn't actually reflect the reality of the world we live in and you STILL push your retarded little pet theory, because you're too dense to understand the disconnect between reality and the kiddy media presentation.Protip: The fact they're STILL making furry waifus and Tajiri's besties are no longer at GF HQ and making decisions regarding the series should have fucking told you he's a furfag like the rest of us.
>>55779724Which Pokémon does Tajiri get off to? I imagine it's one of the animals/bugs but which?
>>55779727he has money and children to care off instead of wasting time jerking off to pixels.he's not a lifeless incel
>>55779684A Purrloin is fine too
>>55779684sexo
>>55766340Based.
>>55778635>h-he makes OCHis “art” is terrible and you contrarians are just pretending to like it.
>>55779909His art is amazing and soulful
>>55779909at least his threads have effort behind them, unlike you, just reposting shit from e621 with the same reddit memes
>>55779724What you fail to understand is that in spite of this, Pokemon are still sidelined and treated as bugs and pets. Tajiri thinks they're bugs, Masuda thinks they're animals, and Ohmori doesn't even care about them and just wants to make more hebe waifus and husbandos. Meowscarada will be treated as a housecat even though she has a human body. It's crazy, but that's what's going to happen.Anyways, the point is that it doesn't matter what Tajiri or anyone under him does. They aren't good at handling the portrayal of Pokemon, so they're ideas and opinions don't matter. Pokemon are sapient creatures who are capable of being in romances with humans because WE say so.
>>55780100No, what you fail to understand is that's the excuse they use to get away with giving a catgirl vaginal indents on her model (which, by the by REALLY shouldn't happen, since it's fur, but they still went and made it clearly visible) and by pandering to furfags, because Tajiri was raised by the godfather of Japanese Furry. That's why after the other two founders fucked off to TPC to cruise until retirement, the VERY next shillmons starter ended up a sexy catgirl in the first fucking place. No filter to curb his tendencies, an untouchable brand that grew its own demographic to back him.You want to live in a delusion, fine. Keep it to yourself though, because your sanctimonious bullshit will never apply to it. And if you were old enough, you'd realise this. Alas, you're an afterbirth raised by the brand, thus can't understand of people growing up before Pokémon existed and starting to recognise the signs of success that allowed Disney to take hold of western furry.
>>55780100>a human bodyHow shallow can you be?
>>55780100How can everyone forgets about the female NPC in Unova is flustered at the thought of Zoroark ‘bewitching’ them?What do think Masuda was trying to imply there?
>>55780316He was trying to imply that it's funny.
>>55780186You're hyperfocusing on sexualization and completely missing the point I'm trying to make.
>>55780342That's becauise it's bullshit pushed by a childish fucking retard, seething people can't treat the kiddy property with innocence, when the series STARTED by featuring TF shit as part of the progression. Died in a fire dickhead, pokémon's never going to be what you want.
>>55780451>point out that he's hyperfixating on a specific thing and is missing the point.>STILL hyperfixates on that thing and misses the point.
>>55780467>"n-n-nuuu, you're wrung"You're an adult getting mad they shit on your delusions. Go fuck yourself. Reminder not only was this released to cinemas, they went and canonised it by revisiting the EXACT Latias at the end of Ash's anime story.
>>55778481>>55780483Stop defending GayFreak's shitty writing, you corporate whores.
>>55758486>nobody posted this yetYou're disappointing me /vp/.
>>55780940Die in a fire you gay little bastard.
>>55781243Nobody cares about your ugly shitmon, OP
>>55781325>Nobody cares about your-ACK!11K fanarts. Cope.
>>55779220>boomers unironically believe this is real
>>55781828Based
>>55782112
>>55781828>porn = popularitynobody in Japan even wants to buy your shitmon's toys lmao
>>55783513Don't sage faggot.
I'm even worse than you can imagine it OP
>>55783996Hot damn!
>>55784055Cute critters that are going to be euthanized by the pound soon for being unadoptable. Everybody wants a new young cute Eevee. Nobody wants an old ugly evolved eon.
>>55784856I'd take a Vaporeon thank you very much.
Everyone that says they're sexually attracted to their pokemon wouldn't say the same if it was something weird looking like Muk or Claydol or some other mon that doesn't look like anthro shit
>>55785701Are quadrupeds anthro?
>>55785701Nobody says that they are sexually attracted to pokemon except Redditors who are trying too hard to paint their favorite pokemon with the Vaporeon meme for attention.Actual coomers go to porn sites, jerk off, then do something else.Posers (like OP and Glaceon fag) just come here to post the same thread everyday to farm (You)s thinking it's like Karma points, that's why they keep bumping their own threads for days
>>55785871Holy cope
>>55785921There are like 5 boards for porn but you decide to spam your garbage here because you are an attention whore with just 1 Reddit meme to abuse.You have no identity, just another a little shitposter in a long list of shitposters
sex with pokemon
>>55785701people fuck animals irl already anon...
>>55785991Only fully evolved though.
>>55786904That's retarded. Most pokemon never evolve.
>>55786904What happens when a new evo is introduced in a new gen? Would you break-up with your pokemon waifu?
>>55787670Litten wasn't this sexualizedwhy weed troons are so depraved and gay?
>>55788138I will evolve her.
>>55788152
;)
Rattata!
why do people hate Braixen so much?I have been bumping my own thread for 1 week hoping for someone to talk about my waifu Braixen (male) but all this time it's just me talking to myself to bump my thread :(
>>55789766Sorry forgot my name
>>55789766We talk about your waifu in https://discord.com/invite/acFa4bKF
Why is turd-worldsaur crying in this thread?
>>55789819Probably because no one wants to talk in his DOA shit thread lol
>>55789830kek true
>>55789766Hi ivytrans!
OP here, I don't recognize this man >>55789766
>>55789146Rub a dab dab, thanks for the bump!
>>55789766damn Braixen sissies are obese, as we expected
>>55789766>(male)Revolting
>>55789862Don't worry, someone has to be very stupid to either believe that post is legit or make that post in the first place.
Okay, but did they HAVE to make Alcremie so cute and sexy?
>>55789757I hate that I recognized that artist immediately. I feel like I need to go outside more.
>>55792112Good thing /vp/ is not /co/. /co/ removes images based on the artist, which is retarded.
mawile blowjob and ribjob at the same time
>>55788152>Litten wasn't this sexualizedLitten didn't have enough time, unlike Scorbunny and Sprigatito. Torracat was introduced early, unlike Floragato and Raboot.
Would you make a Pokesona just to fuck more Pokemon?
>>55788152Because Alola had the hottest girls in the franchise. There was no need for the cat. Paldea is full of hags and trannies with a gremlin like Iono considered the hottest. People got desperate and turned to weed cat.
>>55792351>he doesn't like hagsngmi
>>55788152Because Sprig evolves into a thick catgirl and litten evolves into a cartoon cereal mascot.
>>55792612This. Nobody who matters likes men.
>>55792618Even your waifu?
>>55792612>implying weedcat isn't a cartoon cereal mascot AND another Lucario (a cartoon cereal mascot) clone
>>55793082This.
>>55793082>>55793116Meowscarada has a human body.
>>55793134Holy sexo
>>55793134>human bodyEw.
>>55793134>it's a dude wearing a fursuit pretending to be a pokemonI'm glad I didn't buy this tranny game
>Did someone say... pokephilia?
uh oh sylveon is here, hide your penises!
>>55793753
>>55793790>never had your cock sucked by a pokemon before?This is the 8th time today! There is a little something called MODERATION, ribbonslut
>this thread is still upHi Braixenfucker jannoid, why do you hate the toadfucker?
>>55786064Only because PKMN aren't real tho.
>>55788152>Litten wasn't this sexualizednot my fault you were still a tween child with garbage memory 7 years ago
>>55793748no
>>55781243look at that tiny little paw
>>55793748Show it to me.
>>55779730He married a bug/animal?!
>>55785701>Everyone that says they're sexually attracted to human women wouldn't say the same if it was something weird looking like an obese bitch or an ugly bitch or some other diseased broad that doesn't look attractive./vp/fags would never pass the harkness test.
>>55794515You wanna see sylveons cookie?
what's the deal with Sylveons and cookies?
>>55795370Out of all eeveelutions, sylveon's cookie is the sweetest
I like donuts more anyways
>>55780483Pikachus expression here is so good.It's like "this is unexpected but hell yeah brother get some"
Braxien has like 4 pounds of gross ear hair like an 80 year old Balkan man.Also if you think being into Pokemon is weird, wait till you find out about the nearly ubiquitous attraction to Quarians and Draenai.
>>55795757you mean four pounds of beautiful soft fluff to run your fingers through
>>55792355gen 9 didn't even have any good hags, they were all in 8
>>55778481Pokephilia is canon though.
>>55796152more like headcanon
>>55796354Sinnoh Folk Story 3.
>>55796552The Jap version especially.
>used to
>>55797338>he's STILL missing the point.
>>55797497you added an extra >
>>55797338Still canon.
>>55797338The game is expressly recognizing and giving credence to a topic that it never needed to.
>>55795739So is Misty's cucked expression.
Is it normal for Braixen troons to make 3 threads where they keep talking to themselves just to bump their dead threads?No wonder everyone hates furries
>>55798717Furries suck, they're all gays bent on destroying people's lives in the name of "social justice". Poke-fuckers, meanwhile, are based.
>>55796152>>55798086because of me
>>55798795anything other than the normie pokefucker pairing is basedftfy
>>55798949>gay duck>pedophilekys
Free at last!
in the end, YJK always wins
>>55798992shittiest regional form
>>55798999This anon definitely dies to Flare Blitz and Stone Edge
>>55799005i die from the cringe of "what if Growlith but blind from human hair lmao xD"
You pervs make me sick
>>55799011Your garbage template threads make me sicker
>>55799009>what if Diglett but with human hair lmao>what if Persian but fat lmao>what if Typhlosion but gay lmao>what if Samurott but edgier lmao
>>55799026>>what if Diglett but with human hair lmaook this one is shittier>>what if Persian but fat lmaoit's ugly but not that offensive>>what if Typhlosion but gay lmaolooks better in art but totally shit in 3D model.but yeah, it's another LGBT bait shit>what if Samurott but edgier lmaoactual improvement
>>55798944Nogz<<<<<dogs
>>55795364I did not so long ago, but why not we go at it once again? >>55795370It's allegedly a great mystery, so why won't you find out yourself right now? >>55795390Don't forget how her pus~pus is literally designed for pleasing human cocks with optimal efficency.
>girly dog-fox is mostly male because of a joke>cool bearded samurai is mostly female because of shudofaggotrywhy are drawfags like this?
>>55758486I don't quite get what you mean OP, are you implying that there's actual people on 4cuck that would unironically want to bang some technicolor magic-imbued forest critters over actual humans?Without them firstly turning into one that is?
Mods, just because you deleted that IP count doesn't mean you have to samefag for an entire week just to farm attention you pathetic cringe lords
>>55799511Glaceon might have a mighty fine behind, but Sylveon's cookie is unparalleled.
>>55799973>cookieYou mean his bussy.
>>55793817
>>55799973I prefer blue raspberry cookie, but birthday cake cookie can be ok from time to time
Imagine Sylveon pinning you down with her ribbons then squeezing your cock so hard with her cookie until you explode deep inside her and paint her womb white.
>>55794600Goddamn I'd fuck a Goldeen. That thing is made for blowjobs. (Sadly not pictured) Fishermen in the Pokemon world are lucky bastards.
>>55801473Sylveon, No.
>>55802013Oh my!
>>55758486Depends on how off-model they are.
>>55758486no
>>55776141Dude it's literally on record, in the 4chan IRC logs. Alongside the very first post being "what's up you faggots".
>>55802985Cute paws!
>>55785701you underestimate my power.
True pokemon fans love anatomically correct canine pussy
>>55804291disgusting
Reminder:1 white tail: no go!6 ginger tails: go ahead!(Newborns are likely much smaller than depicted in the pic)
>>55758486just jokes haha
>>55758486>>55758490Are you new bro?
>>55805419he's right tho
>>55804291correct canine cookie is the "new" correct feline rocket
>>55805411
>>55758486No, there are several I would fuck, especially the kaijumons.
>>55760925The only one who sounds like a bot here is (you)
>>55764305It's not grooming if they can consent>>55765788>AnimalsNo, pokemon are not the same as animals. This is canon, as of Gen 4.>TransformationNo, I want to fuck a pokemon as a human. Especially a kaijumon. Being able to fuck something that could kill you in a second if it wanted to but doesn't because it wants you sexually is hot as fuck
>>55805572>big_tumours
>>55805594>Being gayNidoqueen is best girl and it's not even close
Becoming a Pokemon to have more sex with PokemonBecoming a Pokemon to have sex with trainers as a Pokemon
>>55805596>m-muh gay!Predictable.ass is better tho
>>55805622>spoilerproving my point, faggot.>>55805606>Becoming a Pokemon to have more sex with PokemonCringe>Becoming a Pokemon to have sex with trainers as a PokemonGay
>>55805590It matters not, silly. Your fantasies involve molesting innocent critters and the dynamic established by the series does in fact make it a groomer fantasy. Verily indeed, abandon this inanity for it is perverse to ruin a good thing made for children.
>it's still cosplaying as a self-hating gay dogfucking retard>it thinks this somehow enriches her bullshitYou do realise they were hiring furfags for card art since before you got born, yeah? Or you oje these utter retards who think this shit is the fans' fault.
>>55806131But what about sex as a logical continuation of intimacy between loving individuals, one of the most powerful forms of unity between two persons? Does not a thing made for children contain a True Love? Only thing purer and stronger I could think of is fusion of minds when you both know and accept each other completely, but not everyone is a psychic and I will not bound lovers by their nature.
>10 DAYSLET'S GOOOOOO!
