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Was it rape?
Boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff boff
Eevee is a lovely little member of any family and will take care of little things here and there.
>>55761413Shouldn't have been watching her.
Scampin'
>>55762056Biiiite!!!
I have no idea when shit like this crosses the line anymore.
Please please please please please please i want eevee to be real so badly
>Tsitra360 announces a new Dynamax Sylveon picture he is working on on February 21>Posts a WIP version on his Trello on Feb 28>Tons of other completely unrelated drawings posted since>No word on that Sylveon picPain
Latest Eeveequisition. It's so soft and worth the price and wait.
What will you do?
>>55763968Grass is weak to Poison, so Umbreon just needs to work up a sweat and solve the problem himself. Umbreon these days... they just want to complain!
If I disappeared, I'm curious if anyone would even notice.On a side note, Gurren Lagann gave me the punch to the fact that I desperately needed.
>>55764317I would notice your absence, you're kinda the new "Weekly Reminder anon" to me.
>>55764356>the new "weekly reminder anon"Aw, shit. Yeah he's been MIA, hasn't he? I feel bad for not noticing.
>>55763477If you want a giant Sylveon that bad, you need to start power feeding
>>55764960Oi, I want tall, not 4E sized. I don't like things that compete with how comically wide my feet are
>>55764960I said giant, not fat. That's just cruel, overfeeding your Sylveon like that.
>>55764960I want to pet that huge fluffy belly. Chubby vees are CUTE
>>55765092Aww, so cute, i love their art
>>55764960Get that dogcat-thing some exercise, immediately!
>>55765092
>>55765909That'll take too long. This is a job for the hydraulic press.
>>55761445What happens if you replace 'boff' with 'plap'?
>>55767053Well then you just get Vaporeon doing it instead.
>>55765988Now THAT'S a story. Masterpiece!
>>55761282
She can be quite the part animal.
We have liftoff!
>>55769586This is a natural process that occurs to Vaporeon every fall. The neck frill is used to collect heat while the Pokemon sunbathes during the warmer months, which is stored to keep its body warm during deep underwater dives. In fall, as the air chills, the extra surface area releases precious heat that the Vaporeon cannot afford to loose. Shedding the frill is painless, and soon after the shedding, Vaporeon will begin hibernating in its underwater nest. It will stay there while the water freezes over in winter and only emerge on land after the thaw in spring.t. Pokémon researcher
>>55769586>>55769857Can we assemble it back?
>>55770428
>>55771924Well, can we at least fix my Umbreon?
>>55772051Yeah! I just used a screwdriver to tighten the rings back in place. All fixed!
>"Hey Dad!">"Dad!">"Dad!">"Hey Dad!">"Dad!">"Wake up dad!">"Wake up!">"Dad!">"Hey Dad!"
>>55772577Cute!
Page 10? No you don't!
>>55782395How is sleeping Umbreon this CUTE??
>>55782395I wanna fuck her so badlyyy>>55782569Because we want to fuck her
>>55782652yeah, i would fuck her too
>>55782652
>>55782652>>55782654
>>55783965
>>55783981
Degenerate thread. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee.
>>55784142>THE TREES SPEAK IN EEVEESE>>55784284I'm stealing this line. Brilliant.
>>55785892>He doesn't lewd his Pokemon
>>55785954I'm a massive monster fucker, but I just can't bring myself to lewd Pokemon. They're my childhood, and I can only see them as innocent creatures. I have zero problem with Pokefuckers, though. Lewd your Eevees all you want.
>>55786047>Thinks it's the trainers doing the lewdingPlease save me from my eeveelutions, I can't afford any more hospital bills! What in Arceus' name was I thinking making an all-alphas team?
>>55786293Such a silly boi
>>55786211I'm sorry to hear that your cock is being broken off by your Sylveon, anon, but that's just part of your responsibility as a loving trainer. Frankly, you should be honored that your Eevees love you so much that they milk you dry and make you their human mate. Plus, think of the savings! You never have to go to the Day Care for eggs again.
>>55786368My Sylveon isn't even the worst offender, do you have any idea how big alphas can get?
>>55786419Good lord. You're in for a mindfuck with an Espeon that big. I don't envy your pelvis.
>>55786419I hate how this Espeon is drawn, looks so deformed and ugly
>>55786602It needs a mastectomy
>>55786478>You're in for a mindfuckOh, she does that too. Goddamn psychic types.
>>55786670>Espeon get off me>I said get off me, not get me off!
>Dynamaxes your Espeon
>>55787743You would need an entire neighborhood to rub her belly and scratch behind her ears.
>>55787796I fail to see the issue
>>55787852The issue is that I couldn't pet all of her at once
>>55787929Sure you can, you will just need your running shoes.And she would also make for a comfortable place for a nap if you tire yourself out.
>>55790379:'(
>>55787575You cannot resist that face.
>>55786047Retard
>>55790904I want to feel those beans on my face
>>55789161
>>55791006a classic pairing
>>55791006mmm, tastes like poison
I like seeing Eeveelutions depicted as doing normal human stuff despite being quadrupeds
>>55791620
>>55792406
>>55791227She should be 90 kgs fatter
