Sorry I let it die
It was probably for the best
At least put it back on the fucking charger
Why are Absol fans so autistic?
>>55784756You need to be Homo Superior to be able to appreciate PERFECTION
>>55784497It's okay, mistakes happen!
>>55784756it was one guy with screws loose
>>55785463Cute and funny
>>55785457Well actually it's two
Reminder that you too can draw Absol and make more stuff for her
>>55785687How? How do I do this?
>>55785687I would but I broke my phone camera today :(>>55785877By kneeling and asking a higher power for guidance to give you the strength to do what is normally outside of your ability Ask some seasoned artists on 4chan on how to startOr just download a program or buy a pen and paper and start copying Absol art you like until you can do it yourself
Everyone starts at shitpost tier
>>55785877>>55785925Why ask other permabegs on /ic/ when even they can’t draw like asian highbreeds?>>55786594Except Zinfyu
>>55786700There are other places on 4kun as well also you will get the occasional guy who can actually draw. If you put your standards for a sensei too high than you will never get one. It's like ugly small fat men wanting to date only high tier swedish supermodels There is much to learn from someone "bad" because unlike you he has drawn and made all the mistakes already you will do when you start and he can tell you about all the tricks and habits he learned that will prevent said mistakes
>>55786811Truth
me and the op are in a relationship
>>55787058No we are not
>>55786811So you’re admitting that genetic inferiority affects non-Asian artists the same way incels are genetically incompatible with beautiful women and we should “lower our standards” from an unobtainable self-image like pic related.I’d rather seppuku
>>55787262If it makes you happier crying about not being able to draw instead of learning it than it can't be helped I guess In the mean time I will figure out boxes but please do tell when your attitude towards learning changed
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GENETICS AND ENJOY YOUR ABSOLS NERDS
My last Absol postGoodbye
>>55787660I hope it's just for tonight. See you soon, anon.
ASSbsol
>>55787936who
Bnumping before i pass out
>>55784756idk
I did kill the last thread thoughbeit. . .
>>55787936Don't call me that plaese, also I'm not the OP if you're intending to farm (you)s again from me.
>>55790736just don't reply, retard
>>55786811Where did you got a photo of me from? >>55786594And you will stay that way if your wrist cannot hold a cup of coffee for longer than 90 seconds before you stop feeling it. No I won't learn to use my left hand for doing anything, cuz I can't even wipe my ass with it properly.
>>55790747I need to unfortunately - if this thread is gonna have a chance to survive the incoming anti-Niantic trannybashing sessions now that it was confirmed SBI is behind the decision to make all PoGo user avatars intentionally fugly.
>>55790776no you fucking idiotYou can dump silently, but you are a massive cocksucker and you have to take the bait every single time
>>55790758I forgot about you wrist. Now I feel bad telling you to draw
>>55791528After a swimming lesson
>>55791528
>>55790736He wasn’t talking about you, Peon>>55787936Magneto believed in the supremacy of mutants because he was a mutant himself. I’ve leaned more towards Syndrome from the Incredibles with Koreans as my supers
>>55784497Fun fact kids, 53% of all disasters are caused by Absols. Remember to call your local pest control to deal with them.
I don't even have time to be hers
>>55790790Being hated still beats being ingnored tho, at least then there's proof you exist. >>55793500Who is responsible for the remaining 47% the.ln according to you?
>>55793769>HERE not HERS (not a bad idea though)Well that's what I get for sleeping only 3 hours and a half…
>>55793500What they don't want you to know is that you can easily correct them
ABCsol
>>55793500retard alert
Does your heart go doki doki when looking at Absol?
>>55796317Only if it’s on-model and Korean
>>55796350And I thought I'm autistic
>>55796317My heart beats normaly as usual. But if I see an an Absol then...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rKvWA6w20
>>55796604You don’t understand the subtle nuance of eastern artstyles. NGMI
>>55793788The rest of the pokemon. Despite being .00013% of the pokemon population Absols commit 53% of the disasters. Really makes you think.
i wanna plow this cow
>>55797250Get in line
>>55797250I want to be this cow
>>55790736Normally I dislike fusions, BUT!
I wish there was a pic exactly like this but it wasn't ruined by forced coomslop anthroshit.
>>55797250
>>55799685Ask someone here to draw it.
>>55798271
>>55800256Not me I broke my phone camera
But why do you like Absol so much anon?
>>55804029I started liking her because of how adorable she looked in XY. The new 3D model made her look so cute and fluffy
>>55804029Absol's first appearance was the perfect introduction for it, and was probably one of the most memorable moments I had with any Pokemon game, I guess it helps that Ruby was my first game too. Route 120 is such a cool looking route when you first get to it, with the reflective water, the extra tall grass and the rain. It's the only place Absol appears, and Absol's appearance isn't like any other Pokemon you see up to that point. Mysterious, cool, rare, strong, hard to catch, with a striking cry and an ominous dex entry.
>>55807202Me on the left
>>55784617>heavy Kalos accent
>>55801454>PC broken>phone broken>because of craving doomcow poonSo when is your house gonna look like this??
>>55814110Once I learn how to print or paint But hanging Absol ass on your walls is questionable behavior
Not yet
>>55814994You almost let it die again. I'm disappointed in you
>>55815008As op I should do a better duty you're right
A bump for the Absolfriends.
I don't think this is supposed to be on page 10.Here's a bump for you, Absol bros.
>>55817346why do I feel like Absol is in danger here?
>>55818125Type advantage.
>>55818497oh no, that seems like a very bad situation for Absol
>>55818125Sylveon is just a natural top
Sexy
>>55823412Nice banner
Absolbros too busy cuddling with their Absol plushies to keep their thread alive. can't blame them
stop being pg 10 right now
>>55830542Ow-ruuh!
Absol anus
>>55831271They really turned her into an angel
>>55831772What do you mean? She already wasOk, so I'm lying. I don't remember how popular Absol was before the Mega. I know it was featured a little in the show and movies, but definitely not to the extent of some other way more popular mons. I only took notice when it did end up with a Mega
>>55832672
>>55832049Almost same for me. I always liked Absol since it's debut but it was only at the back of my mind until Megan's happened
>>55832049Absol was always mid-tier in popularity which IMHO is the best option, it’s not forgotten but it isn’t a shillmon either.
>>55834201That filters out most coomers schizos and midwits At least here we only have a few
>>55835440PLEASE
>>55836864how could you do this
>>55837252Do what?
>>55838720I still like the regular palette swap over pure black Absol
Like a pervert moaning out her name
>>55838720This is not Absol, this is Losba.
>>55830585Am I really more disgusting than a literal shit eater?
>>55843791My wife is so cool and athletic!
>>55843791Cool flip.
>>55843791It always looks from the thumbnail like she is laying defeated on the floor
>>55844892Id worship that queen
>>55844114Would you kindly redraw it as such, pretty please? no it's not a Haha request you sicko
>>55848474Maybe I'll do it. But you have to wait since I still have no replacement for my phone
>>55848474Would you like it to be?
>>55849336Not in particular, genuine ryonatards are beyond deranged and urgently need a F.S.03 correction as fast as possible.
>>55850203Are you into ryona?Also who drew this? Was it made for the thread?
Goodnight absol
>>55850420>who drew this? I thought that was yours, so now I have no idea who made it if it wasn't.>was it made for the thread?An older one yes, I like reposting the stuff that was done for me if it makes a lick of sense.>Are you into ryona?I honestly got no idea how to explain it, but not as it's ususally considered as such - because seeing that kind of stuff doesn't make me get aroused, but something different that's certainly not just purely disgust either…
>>55853659>I thought that was yours, so now I have no idea who made it if it wasn't.My linework looks very different though But it's nice you saved that piece, the anon must appreciate that
>>55853659>a lick of senseHeheheheh ;-)
>>55853903>that human facevile
>>55853903Damn
Lets stay alive
Captcha: HAWTN2The machine spirit has a particular taste, it seems...
>>55855890>Painting your nails in the wilderness
>>55857777She so pretty!
>>55859204Pictures like these make me want to try out painting
>>55860827Same...
Captcha: D0WGSKThe machine spirit believes that Absols are canine. Your thoughts?
>>55864411What tea Absol like
>>55862943It’s an Absol. However, I do believe in cookie.
>>55862943Retards feeding it lies doesn't make it any more true tho, Absol is foremost a (wo)man-faced yak more than anything by concept. Kinda wish someone was based enough to draw it with either udders or crotchboobs.
>>55855726I don't really want to stay alive without Pokémons being real to be fully earnest.
>>55859204I'll post more of those once I'll get back home >>55853970Well they are supposed to look eerily like that one does you know, but I'd agree it's rendered a bit too uncanny there
:)
Absol :3
>>55865137Sorry for not keeping my word in time, I've been binge-watching almost 20hrs of emergency cat rescue vids that invaded my YT suggestions inbox after watching just one video of some russian woman living together with a pet black panther.>>55848775I won't insint upon you to do anything about this problem faster than needed, you already did more for me than I deserve honestly.
>>55870163It's fine my magnetic friend. It's always a nice practice
Kissing absol
Degenerate board
>>55873315We are on 4chan, what were you expecting? Only way to make it worst is turning this board red.
>>55873315How long did it took you only to realize this just now?
>>55874952I recognize this drawing style!Please do something this good for heterosexuals already, I know you can do it.
soft absol paws on my face
>>55874952One hour after entering the board for the first time
>>55876052Sniff
>>55876652So you're an obvious newfag then ;)
>>55879048A new fag of a few years yes
>>55864929>spoilerI don't object solely because goatussy also looks a bit like an asian proverb biscuit
Porn star
>>55881526no
>>55882544Yes
We've probably let this thread live as long as it realistically can by now
>>55887123I will declare this thread a success then
>>55887561I hate the wings form, it solidifies absol as looking too much like ponyshit.
>>55889683Or, you know, maybe the wings make it look more like an angel?
I've ran out of Absol pics
>>55890323Don't worry I'll do my job as OP for once and take it for here.... Only today....
>>55887499Kinda wish this was how a shiny Absol looked like, or had been red-skinned with black fur instead.
>>55890689Me too, friend...
>>55890323I still have quite a few at least.Also, I can't believe I didn't have that pic saved, I love Eevee and Absol
Haha
No bump?
>>55892748Ahh, sorry sorry very sorry
>>55892937>Achoo!
might as well see if we can at least hit the image limit
U-uwa wa uwakuna kunaku wao cha-o
3 pics left How naughty should they be?
>>55899177Nobody's drawn pictures naughty enough. Just post whatever.
>>55899246You sure? I saw a pick of absol in spats once Just stumbled on my horrible absol drawing from a few years ago Christ all mighty it's worse than I remembered
>>55900271Ending it lewd I see
>>55900271Very based final image for the thread, thank you anon.
>>55900304By popular demand.>>55900306You are welcome.
>>55815635You did it, I'm proud of you
>>55900271more like The Last of Us 2 tier ending
>>55900759Thank you anon, finally I did something good in my life
