Why on earth was Team Galactic trying to steal this man's honey?
>>55787581cyrus was going to eat it out of mars’ pussy
To attract Pokemon for their racket.>>55787598It would slam shut around his tongue and crush it.
>>55787598hot
>>55787581To mass attract Pokemon. They harvest energy from Pokemon evolving to power the galactic bombs.
>>55787581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w40DmK4oBcU&t=126s
>>55787581>It's fine when Unova does it
>>55787598>mars'it's mars's, retard ESL.
>>55788184tomato, tamato. don't be a dick
>>55788184A posessing comma never comes before a name who ends with s, albeit
Attracting Pokémon, like others have said.>>55788184But that's wrong.
>>55788184it’s jesus’ teachings, not jesus’s teachings. retard ESL
>>55788184NASA disagrees.>https://science.nasa.gov/mars/facts/
>>55788197Tomato and Tamato Berry are two completely different items! One is for stacking on sandwiches, the other is for lowering Speed EVs.
>>55788184Fuck, you're so confidently stupid.
>>55788184Embarrassing post.
>>55788197>>55788202>>55788246>>55788230>Mars'sIt's Mars's. You omit the 's only if it is a plural name, not if it is a singular noun ending in "s". I'm so tired of ESLs...
>>55788262cute bait
>>55788273This is not bait, retard. It's literally what they teach in my country.
>>55788276Indonesia?
>>55788172sovl
>>55788276Where? Fucking India?
>>55788276I've just checked American and British sources, and... you're right. Fuck.
>>55787598>cyrus>straightlmao
>>55788289post one of those sources
>>55788289>source: my ass
>>55788293>>55788297https://www.monash.edu/about/editorialstyle/editing/apostropheshttps://www.sussex.ac.uk/informatics/punctuation/apostrophe/possessives
>>55788289He’s not right or wrong. There is no definitive answer on making singular proper nouns that end in s possessive. Some recommend only the apostrophe and some insist on sticking to ‘s.It’s an extremely retarded argument to have
>>55788197>>55788202>>55788227>>55788230>>55788246>>55788248>>55788252>>55788259>>55788273>>55788278>>55788283>Q. When a person's name ends in "s," how do you form the possessive?Chicago and MLA say add 's as in: Mills becomes Mills's.>>55788230Maybe because for classical and biblical names there are other rules, retard. You omit the 's only if it is a plural, not if it is a singular noun ending in "s". I'm so tired of ESLs...
mars's' phat ass
>>55788298There's no way I'm taking the word of anyone from Melbourne on how to speak English. The only thing Melbourne should be is a smoldering nuclear crater.
>>55788313Extremely based. Fuck Melbourne and the “people” living there
>>55788184>Outing yourself as ESL or worse, an americanEmbarassing
>>55788262>Style manuals differ in their recommendations. The Chicago Manual of Style, APA Publication Manual, and MLA Handbook recommend adding an apostrophe and another s, consistent with how possessives in general are formed>The AP Stylebook and AMA Manual of Style recommend adding just an apostrophe and no additional s (like you would with plural nouns).There's also:>Additional S only if pronounced>An alternative style is to add another s after the apostrophe only if the additional letter would actually be pronounced while speaking. For example, many people pronounce the possessive of Chris, Jesus, or Dickens without an extra s sound.
>>55788313>>55788319What's wrong with Melbourne?
>>55788327>>55788319>>55788313Both English and American education sources state that you omit the 's only if it is a plural noun. You have to comprehend basic English before making fun of retarded ESLs.
>>55788338And those clash with certain style guides (The AP Stylebook and AMA Manual of Style)Both Mars' and Mars's are correct, depending on which style you follow, but Mars's is the more recommended one.At worst, Mars' is discouraged, but not actually wrong. >>55788303>Maybe because for classical and biblical names there are other rulesMars is classical, but the common exception is only for two syllable names that end in s, not single syllable ones.Jesus or Achilles would be Jesus' and Achilles', but a single syllable like Zeus or Mars would use Zeus's or Mars's.
Thread derailed with success.
>>55788433>FROGEPOSTERS ARE BAS-ACK!
>>55788184Idiot
>>55787598FPBP
>>55788172kek it still gets me after all these years
>>55788184retard of the year
>>55788184
>>55788184Good morning sirs
>>55788839>>55788808>>55788805>>55788467Dear pajeets, please proceed: >>55788298
>>55787581>another thread derailed by americuntsnever change /vpiss/
>>55787581something something energysomething something incomplete
>>55788858Not clicking your virus link Bartholomew
>>55788202JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>55788977>>55788992>any .edu link>virusshut the fuck up stupid shitposter
>>55789019Buy an ad if you want me to go to your website Kyle.
>>55789037google it then, stupid fuckeror better yet, kill yourself
>>55789055I think you should cool off Connor, it's not healthy to get so angry over insignificant shit like this.
>>55788184>calls someone eslPoetry. Why is it always these anon who fail at English?Cap this post.
>>55788303Only those who can't into English call others ESL, redditor.
good thread
Once again ESLs ruin a thread. /vp/ everyone
>>55788184>Pokemon fan can't use basic English grammarCan't make this shit up
And people say that Team Galactic is a well written villain group.
>>55787581Because Honey is tasty, which leads to happiness, which is a emotion.It must all be purged!
>>55787581It's explained in game>evolving Pokemon releases energy>honey attracts Pokemon>get a lot of Pokemon>mass evolve Pokemon and harness their energy>use it to fuck shit up
>>55787581they were hungry
>>55788184The ' goes as a shorthandle for "is", but when the words end in "s", you only need to put the ' only.
>>55790687You omit the 's only if it is a plural, not if it is a singular noun ending in "s".
>>55788184ESL pro-tip: trying to correct a real English speaker's correct grammar outs you 100% of the time.
I don't even remember what a noun or verb is, I just type what I think looks correct and I've yet to be called out for it.
>>55791326I always just remember them roughly as "a noun is a thing and a verb is an action"Like a house or a dog is a noun, me nutting is a verb. I'm gonna go verb now
>>55788184CAP IT.
>>55791326>>55791344Are Americans really not taught basic grammer at school?
>>55791373Well I'm Canadian, but I don't think they ever used those words in class after like, 2nd grade. Doesn't affect my reading comprehension or writing ability if I forget exact semantics though.
>>55791373I wouldn't know. I'm an ESL, not a burger.I was taught in school but I never really through about it since then and now I've forgotten the rules of the language. I can write comprehensively enough, so me being unable to recite the rules has never really been an issue.
>>55788184how does it feel to be so spat on, pajeet
>>55787581Pokémon
>>55789983>Billions G
>>55791419>>55791181You can't do basic English, anons... Not my fault you don't know you omit the 's only if it is a plural noun, not if it is a singular noun ending in "s".
>>55791844no the fat slut was fired for eating all the honey
>>55792026Do you mean why is Cyrus's intelligence higher than Ghetsis's?
bumpin this one
>Innocent question thread>Replies are only retards calling eachother ESLs and random Mars coomer posts spread throughHoly autism. No wonder they say this board is one of the worst board on the site. You guys are literally making Cwc and Daniel Larson look sane
