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>>55820173Those sticc legs oh my goodness
gardevoir’s canonically giant gardeboobies
>>55820451I like em nice and flat
>>55820173came here for her
>>55820173Was reading the other thread, I want to heard more names for this gal, and if possible why you named her that
>>55820173Garde thread?Garde thread
https://x.com/S_putnik_2/status/1785594617997693060
Did you knew that a group of Gardevoirs are know as Bridesmaids? Totally not made up
>>55822308always a bridesmaid, never a bride
>>55822383The bride is between them you have to find her out. How could they be the maids if there is no bride? How silly
>>55820173I wish to FUCK this creature
>>55823307I want to cuddle her in bed while I sleep
>>55823307>>55823525why not both?also, its that time of the week
>>55823548NO GARDE PLEASE IM STILL SORE
>>55820173I still can't figure out how people can look at this and see an animal.
>>55823592its her idea to wear the collar
>>55823613But Gardevoir don't look like that and wouldn't wear that.
I just found out Gardevoir's whole line was moved to human-like.When did this happen?
>>55820173Are you depicting her with those colors to mog palshart imitation?
>>55823898Lyleen is more like a Liligant than a gardevoir.
>>55823592pokemon are pets, regardless of how humanoid or how many jobs they have
>>55823592bro, we are also animals
>>55823890when they removed 1/2 of the dex and 1/10 of the movepool
>>55824540Oh, so that's why.
>>55824562Yes, that's why.
>>55823898Nonny that's the shiny.....
This jut in from /v/
>>55824917Nah this guy has posted this before here. He's one of us
>>55824641I love that the garde also has the coomer face
>>55823898You... don't play either game do you?
>>55824641What are the badges on that Gardevoir?
Big garde grippers
>>55825206Anon those are ribbons.
>>55825663Ribbons of?
>>55823923The Mega Gardevoir resemblance is pretty clear, desu.
>>55823548Isn't this the same one that took her anti-crazy pills and then her trainer disappeared?
>>55826965yup, thats the onejust think, somewhere out there there's a messageboard filled with gardevoirs who fantasize about human men
>>55827117And draw cringey SI-s with them into human world?
Glad to see a Garde thread up and running again.Wonder if the artist Anon from the previous thread is still around. They said they had other projects to work on, so no requests right now. It'd be nice to know when they're available again.
>>55827177imagine being one of those other poor raltsknowing you were merely bred to be a gacha pull on the shiny slot machineinferior to the blessed lucky onelost amidst a swarm of identical rejectsyour value as an individual minimalimagine
>>55824486Too much energy for a Gardevoir
>>55826860What gives you ribbons in the game anon? You play the game right? Or at least watch the anime, right?
>>55827921At least ain't palworld, they'll be blended to strengthen the shiny
>>55828118He was asking the rewards she got
>>55827177I bet that's one tired garde
>>55828125Thanks for reminding me I must blend my wannabe voirs to strenght my Lillygant x Gardevoir fusion.>Pulls out Cleaver with malicious intentBlood shall grease the cogs of perfect evolution...
>>55828113gardevoir are supposed to be based on dancers, that's normal for them
>>55827921All I did was give them away to loving homes via wonder trade when I was breeding for a perfect timid ralts.Must have been over 60 of them.
>>55828141Most fertile.Beauty.Happiness.
>>55828181>CleaverFor what purpose? Are you going to make your Lyleen drink blood or something? Just use the fusion machine like everyone else, the Tamer is a neanderthal but no reason for the player to be one too, that aside I hope the new pal "leafprincess" is more Gardevoir-like, we know her name in the files and nothing more
Up
>>55828466post cute gardes
>>55828489Can't, I'll get promoted.
Okay now I can post cute gardes.
>>55829448>>55828489Oh my
>>55826528She’s way too big
>>55830213big?
Is Gardevoir sexual?
>>55830486only if you train them right
>>55830567I don't get it
>>55830769>he can't read japanese
>>55827921Now imagine the number of trainers shiny hunting for ralts. The ralts evolutionary line is popular; a large number of trainers producing an average of 4,095 regular ralts for every shiny one would make for a sizable population. Even if only 10% of them are given to loving homes, a thousand trainers would make that over 400,000 ralts living in human society. Assuming that the trainers are breeding for perfect IVs at the same time, as well as using everstones and destiny knots to pass down natures and IVs, that's a whole lot of 4-6 IV ralts with similar IVs and the same natures.
>>55831099>Gardevoir have the reputation for being modest, timid, and loyal>this makes people breed for those attributes in ralts>so when released, it's all timid and modest ralts, who get very attached to their humans >which gives Gardevoir the reputation of being modest, timid, and loyal>which. . . .
>>55830486a cool and sexy little creature
>>55831297yes. which is why if gardewives became a thing, they'd have breasts and large butts pretty quickly because of said selective breeding
>>55830486Yes, gardevoir is inherently sexual, you cannot remove that aspect from its design
>>55832495>Picking the shiny over the original
The gardemily.
>>55832512both gardes are nice, but the black dress is just too sleek, non mega gardevoir should have had a black dress too
>>55832495>>55832512Fancy
>>55832932that would have been cool but I like vanilla garede best
Gardevoir will Psycho Cut you!
>>55835327No after I leave her like >>55833758
>>55835327So this is what Gothitelle was crying about.
inspire me to sit down and write. i need motivation. a museand make it lewd
>>55835828My voice went up and sang in the sky!And now all those lands lie under the wave.
Hello Garde thread.Back again to doodle some more.Not currently available, but might take 1 or 2 requests after I do one for the anon that wanted a Gallade in Armor.
>>55835854Let me know when you are available. I thought we could do a little continuation of that Alice one you did before. I can go over details when the time comes.
>>55835854A very tomboy Ralts?
>>55835854you bless us with your presence, anon. >>55835828a garde finding her place in the world
>>55837329Cute
>>55837329carrying my critterwife across the threshold of our new home
>Steals your pokemon
>>55839117>Steals your heart
>>55839350>Your little ralts gets stolen>Years later you encounter a Rocket with a Gardevoir >The Gardevoir hesitates to attack you
>>55839544>she puts a collar on you>its my turn to train you now, 'Master'
>>55839117>Steals your pokemonDivorce is harsh
>>55840233Now that's just a sad thought. You love your Pokemon more than your spouse, so when she leaves she takes your Garde and tosses her into Wonder Trade
>>55841302I feel I saw something like that back in the old days of 20... 11? A dude left a girl, and she was so pissed she wanted revenge.Now, this guy was one of these old "Always On" session dudes, and she read his emails. He fought tooth and nail for a WoW expansion beta, and even got a beta key.She imprinted the password for the key, changed his email password, deleted all emails, and in one YT video, showed the world only one line of that key. Next scene: she put that paper on a shredder.
>>55841889that sucks
>>55842335>Why are you struggling with this?Niggamancy is the Dark-est of powers, and Psychics are weak to Dark.
>>55841302>>55841889This is the kind of shit people get murdered over
Gardevoir should have her own game, pitch your dream Gardevoir game
>>55842931Garde dating sim. End game is marriage.
>>55842935CorrectionMid-game is marriage, end-game is big happy family
>>55842931Princess Maker but for garde
>>55842931you know that game where you play as the crazy girl who manipulates and controls her brother and you have to keep him seduced and under control or he kills you?that, but you're a gardevoir. and you won't kill you, just put you in a pokeball
>>55843881The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?
>>55844004yeah. leyley is a great name for a gardevoir too
>>55842931Anything with an interesting story where you play as a gardevoir.I had an idea for a game where you play as a gardevoir who was resurrected somehow, and you don't remember anything except that it's imperative you travel back home to your trainer. When you get back, you find out that she's a serial killer who killed you when you found out, so you have to kill her. Then you find someone she was keeping in her basement and become her Pokemon instead.
>>55828570>promotedFucking ancient, the gardefags are also oldfags, who knew? also anyone has that gardevoir character sheet where she's spectacularly flat but the sexy? It was based on that other where she doesn't have a dress, this one was draw rather than cg
>>55844513>but thebut also, fuck I need sleep
How many Gardevoir variants would you marry>>55838385
>>55844752wow I've seen a lot of those
>>55842931hitman/yandere simulator except it’s you playing as gardevoir trying to undermine your trainer’s love interests by causing embarrassing situations for them
>>55845016>yandere simulatorDid that weirdo ever made the "good" mode? aka the matchmaker mode? I see far more Garde being a walmart cupid rather than being evil also a 10 minute sex scene with the trainer at the end
>>55842931Magical Girl themed Gardevoir game- something like Princess Peach: Showtime or Magical Knight style with the premise being:>When a Ralts was born it got a psychic vision of the future- a great evil is on the rise and if it came to the world will plunge into ruin! So this Ralts has gone its life trying to get strong to fight against it and those who try to bring the evil to life. The Ralts can evolve and or just have the game start you off as a Gardevoir, you could get different forms and the such that change movesets or typing. It could be an action game or turn based.
>>55841302You got it wrong the spouse was the Gardevoir
>>55842931Baldur's Gate 3 and Arcanum gave me an itching for a pokemon cRPG like you wouldn't believe. God knows they won't, but it's free money if they'd put love into it.>Control Pokemon in turn-based combat like a ttRPG>Brave Little Toaster-like plot; on a mission to find their trainer or something. Skies the limit, really.>You get to pick your party of lost Pokemon.>Party composition drastically changes how the game plays.>Some Pokemon can easily communicate with humans or other Pokemon. Like a Zoroark or a Gardevoir.>Some have to resort to grunts and movement and hope they're understood. >Some simply can't communicate with people.>Some places are welcoming to Pokemon. >Some areas only allow certain Pokemon to enter.>Some places prevent certain species or types from entering without a fight, or a hit to the party's reputation.>Each Pokemon has a reason for journeying.>The player can explore their backstories and lore depending on how conversations go.>Some leave before the end-game, deciding its best to settle down elsewhere or go their own route.>Different ways to build each Pokemon, much like the games or a class in a ttRPG.
>>55846248aww that sounds cute
>>55844752>Gardevoir: Megaman Edition
>>55844752imagine the charizard levels of pandering if gardevoir was a genwun monif only
Why can't she be real
>>55849597oh what I'd do to wake up to this
>>55850142there might be a way
>>55850555I want to wake up TO her not AS her dummy
>>55851410well, you find an anon that wants to be a gardevoir and put him in the suit.or you take turnsor just put him in the suit and lock him in and gaslight him until he's your mindbroken gardevoir wifegotta break a few eggs to make an omelet
>>55845363It'd be interesting to see what other Pokemon could take on the roles of the other Senshi. Would it be limited to just feminine Pokemon, just Psychic types, or some other criteria?
>>55852781That's the stuff
Gardewife but spoiled to the point she rubs herself all over you like a cat all the time
>>55853514what's that thing she's got?>>55853589VERY cute
>>55854154>>55846665
>>55854457awwwww
>>55854498cute critter to cheer me on
>>55854498>>55854154
so, we had an artist and a writer say they were going to make something. any progress?
>>55856564not yet but give em time
On model garde but a little bit chubby
>>55856793>early pregnancy
>>55856744eh. infinite free time stifles creativity. think back to school. deadlines are far more motivating>>55856564i'm the writer. i decided to axe my current project as it just wasn't that interesting. and if i didn't want to bother reading it how would i expect people here to do so?turns out things i think are interesting aren't interesting after i write thirty pages leading up to it. unfortunately i'm a good enough writer to recognize the flaws in my own writing and all i see is shiti also seem to be the only one here who likes the idea of turning a boy into a female gardevoir and all the conflict that entails. i'm actually quite disappointed in the thread as i thought there'd be more weirdos here, rather than forever alones that just want regular romance smut with gardevoir findreplaced inbut the flaws are mine. maybe you could have more luck with the artist
>>55857966I think a lot of the boys who want to be girlvoirs hang out on /trash/. It's not my bag but I am sorry you weren't able to find people whose tastes agreed with yours to talk to. I'm sure it sucks.
>>55857976like any /trash/ community, the writefag general included, futafags insert themselves at any given opportunity
https://x.com/MFERITE/status/1788240026062713160
>>55858167https://x.com/MFERITE/status/1788240403948560466
>>55858169>>55858167what is happening
>>55858167>>55858169>>55860084https://x.com/MFERITE/status/1788597864450691138>"But sir, increasing the dose now could be dangerous.">"So what? We couldn't care less about their existence. Deliver results or you're out."something bad
>>55860084unethical breast expansion serum testing
>>55860090I don't want anything bad to happen to her...
>>55860844>>55860084we'll have to see when the artist updates next time
>>55858925BIG garde for BIG hugs
>>55847919its better that it isn't, there's way too much competition between gen 1 shillmons while gen 3 has more breathing room, gardevoir is pretty much the gen 3 rep since swsh
>>55820173ever notice her name sounds like garden variety? what did devs mean by this?
>>55832512He needs to draw more Garde
>>55858167>>55858169>>55860090https://x.com/MFERITE/status/1788938374189047920>"This is all wrong—I never signed up for this. But what choice do I have now?">"I... will... make things right!"
https://x.com/Ktbr_2/status/1788876894735397007
on model or off model gardevoir?
>>55865559Middlevoir. Just a little bit off model enough for some character
>>55865559the horn should be shaped like a heart shape cut down the middle. the bottom of it should be at the bottom of her ribs and the top should be just below her collarbones.the ideal horn sizes is half as wide as an individual boob but stick out a few inches beyond her bustline. basically, make it impossible for a bra to fit properlydrunkoak has a pretty good representation
>>55865559Any of them are fine with me, as long as they're drawn well for what they are.
>>55865614Big soft gardemilkers
>>55866790Gardemilk
>>55867208Creamy and sweet like nectar
https://twitter.com/r23047244/status/1788936248125723071:)
>>55867336Happi critter
>>55867208>>55867266Best milk
>>55868258She's not a "critter", she's a fully sapient being who deserves respect.
>>55869007You can be that and a critter
>>55869069Yeah, just look at Congress.Aside from that whole deserving respect thing.
>>55866256She looks like she genocides human men
>>55867208gardemilk is a rapidly growing industry and another option in place of miltank milkinvest in ‘garde stocks
>>55820173https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNPgukbbcAATDNR?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
>>55869328Nicely thick
>>55869328Is this a new one from the Draw Anon? I don't remember it.
Darkvoir
>>55869835Tragic Gardevoir! I know not what their suffering has been, but I hope for their freedom from it and it to be replaced with peace and love.>Assumed Movepool>Psychic>Shadow Ball>Memento>Perish Song (Or Teleport if you dislike Illegal Moves)
>>55869906I think Pokemon can learn other moves outside their learnset.
Gardes are for fluffy love only
>>55870307I think they can as well. A pokemon that had some special experience or something should be able to get a unique move.
>>55870307Like what, leech seed, attract, double team and lick?
>>55871048I feel like there have to be some rules but with some training or inheritance a Pokemon could learn moves. Like Magical Leaf could become Petal Blizzard or something
>>55871072You missed the joke>And yes the joke was sex
[MOONBLAST]
Headcanon: a Gardevoir selects her mate for psych fitness which so happens to be a "bad boy" attitude in the head.
>>55871833I don't understand
>>55874365Garde wearing my jacket on a cool night
>>55875103Girlfriendevoir
https://x.com/maeyufiore/status/1789582588350525471
>>55876502Not everyone is ready for the powers of the Lemon, the mightiest fruit of all.
>>55877210gardevoirs love sweets but sour is too much for them
>>55877216But she adored my yellow Pokéblocks.
>>55878252because they were made with luv
>>55854249Earpick, for cleaning your ears
>>55826528i hope she's being gentle
https://twitter.com/watawatakuro/status/1789613465688224130
>>55879521I'm gonna look up there
>>55879405Work Hard Gardevoir and Kirlia! You'll get to where you want to get to in life I know it! >>55879527psst guys- Ralts made some new friends.
>>55880211>>55879527I think it's really cute to imagine ralts shuffling up to other Pokemon and getting really excited and pointing to them"LOOK A FRIEND"
>>55879405>maybe I should take up that fat guys offer to be his waifu
>>55881343Not a bad gig. Well cared for, spoiled. Better than a burger shack.
https://twitter.com/My__6633/status/1789996516201181675
>>55882440Whats worse. Wage slavery, or sex slavery to a pervert
>>55879405>pokemon world after a central bank forms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU3mwNRf3aM
>>55873636If you're a giga bigot aka "giga chad" mentally you're more likely to be on her radar.
Hoping we get cool new Garde lore in ZA,even if just a new dex entry like in Arceus
>>55884093Well yeah shes a Pokemon. Why would she want a male who couldnt beat her in combat
>>55884806you'll get your black hole dex entry again
>>55885467We need pokedex entries confirming my headcanon
>>55885604This. Gamefreak and Nintendo need to step up and accept that Gardevoir wanting to be in a relationship and having a loving marriage with 4 kids is canon
>>55885651Hmofa should be in charge of all writing
>>55885679Just gardevoir. Gothitelle too.
>>55885243She would want big "bad boy" energy.
>>55885831Yes. A strong human man who she enjoys taking orders from
>>55885831>>55885849Stop blaspheming. Gardevoir is a nice Pokemon who enjoys good-hearted men. This is the canonical truth.
>>55886111This is an ntr general now, nerd.
>>55886111Who saya you can't be both good hearted and a gigachad
>>55886111This. Cringe fetish posters should leave
>>55886972My gardevoir raised on lewdness and constant kinky thoughts from her trainer could beat your gardevoir 'partner' raised with love
>>55886377They aren't talking about being gigachad, they're talking about being a "bad boy" and toxic.
>>55887504Hey, as long as it works.
according to the dex the ralts line prefers happiness and kindness so i don't think they'd be into jerks
>>55886111>>55887231Angel on the streets, devil in the sheets. That's the best way to roll.
>>55887504Seems more like a lopunny thing, yeahGardevoir needs you to at least have a job
>>55888151Its not gay if she has boobs
>>55888442This is the haughty young man who pisses off a fairy Pokemon and gets turned into a girl
>Still no official Gardevoir bride costume in pokemon uniteThey're dropping the ball
>>55888663oh my those garters
Gardepenis doesn't count as gay
>>55888723Gartervoir.
>>55826860I actually googled it:-Footprint ribbon, for high-quality footprints (max friendship-Effort ribbon, for having all 510 EV's used-Best Friends ribbon, for having maximum affection in pokemon Amie
>gardevoir my daughter>you are level 36 now, you must choose trainer>will you pick up-and-coming prodigy with kind heart?>or depressed and mentally ill loner?
>>55820173>didn't get a regional Hisui variant that looks like a geishamore like GayFreak
>>55890007GET IN THE BALL
>>55825116Working from home today.
>>55890130The second one. Far more easy to manipulate
>>55890673Based
>>55890420I don't like Regional Replacements
>>55835854Flustered and blushing Valiant reading a magazine please
>>55888663TPC still thinks Gardevoir are the same as pet dogs since they're Pokemon.
>>55890872They are. That's why they look so good in collars
Can anybody explain why this pokemon got lewded? There is nothing that makes it even remotely lewd.
>>55890970>Dainty, cute princess Pokemon in a dress with a lore about how intense the emotional bond it shares with its trainer is.How do you wonder that? It’s literally just “wife material” in pocket monster form.
>>55890895They're superior beings who are smarter, stronger, nicer, prettier, and better than humans, and they DON'T WEAR COLLARS.
>>55890970She's humanlike, extremely pretty, and her gown is designed in a provocative way.
Guys how do I know when my garde is too thicc?
>>55891110>originally amorphous >due to human "influence" it's now in the human-shaped egg group
>>55891227the answer is "never." Thiccer garde = more garde to love
>>55891254What have you done she won't stop getting thiccer
>>55891257w i d e garde with a very nice tummy. Ideal wife material
>>55891261Flat chest + w i d e + tummy, very good taste. Supreme, evenThat being said I need her to fit through doors so please cease
>>55891235I never used to like it, but I've grown to enjoy big tiddy Kirlia. Something about the contrast of tiny Kirlia and huge tits.
>>55891261Holding you in her arms in sickness and in health, for richer for poorer, instead of dipping is real wife material.
>>55891304the paunch is where sex happens
>>55891089Yes they do. Because theyre smart enough to be kinkyIf your gardevoir is being a brat, she desperately needs correction
>>55891348the overhang is my favorite part
>>55891479now we're talkin
>>55891479BASES bless you
>>55891479Now do a rear view.
>>55891775Oh no
>>55892063peak performance
Would you still love her if she was a fish?
would you?
>>55892780fishdevoir
>>55893156no!!!!
https://x.com/nanase_pk/status/1790702919152697468
>>55893156Would pet
>>55895141spoiler that filth next time!
I genn'd some cute gardevoir/gengar fusions
Idk which one works out best
This one is really cute especially with gengar's ears but I wish it got the "dress" as part of the body instead of an actual article of clothing she's wearing but oh well
Also attempted rayquaza fusion but 99% was kind of ass, or was just a gardevoir with rayquaza's tail, this the best I got
>>55895283i like this one the best, especially the messy hair
Obligatory chubby gremlin bastard varient
>>55895283This a bit too edgy I prefer this one >>55895288but if it had >>55895291 this ones hair it would be perfect.
Can a human impregnate a Gardevoir?
>>55895488Yes
>>55895551Does anyone have that one fic about the gardevoir who was really sad about her eggs being infertile?
>>55896719I think you mean Hero Worship by C-Notehttps://pastebin.com/mZLZgsAc
>>55896719>>55896734I don’t wanna read this but fuck you for bringing this
>>55896875mean
>>55896875It's a good story doe
>>55896875whats wrong with it?lots. i know this because i'm the authorit starts out alright. i kinda feel the lewd shit is stapled on lazily. the hypno scene stands well on its own. i don't think i got sana's paranoia quite right, and my writing tends to be fetish fueled so i have no excuse for that last scene where she attacks lily when in retrospect just having sana think lily was trying to steal either her husband or her story. also my insistence on keeping gardevoir speech untranslated can be frustrating. even though i the translated version>>55897611thanks
>>55897656It's one of my favorites. I have it saved to my computer and come back to it every now and then. I always wished we got more. My favorite parts are that opening and the part where the doctor makes her experience the illusion of being experimented on
Iirc scholars folley also has a scene where the garde fucks a human and gets torn up about being unable to conceive. It talks about her having a grieving period about losing part of her biological imperative
He's been doing this for hours fellas, I didn't know the lad had this sorta energy.
>>55897726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5GC2bAjGLQ
>>55897756I knew Boomerangs 24 Hour Johnny Bravo marathon was a bad idea...
>>55891257>>55891304>>55891479>>55892063zoomand ENHANCEbut seriously nicely done anon, i look forward to your continued work in the realm of mega thicc
>>55897656It makes me really happy to know you're still around anon. Have you ever written anything similar since?
>>55898273nothing of that calibur or garde related. i'm also the write anon from earlier in the thread. also, hero worship was 4 years ago, and my ability to creatively write is being stifled by me being in uni
>>55897726She drank all the coffe in the house
