>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etcPrevious Thread>>55767735TQWhat problems does your husbando have? Does he have any fears? Anxiety? Personality Disorders or worse? Lets see those headcanons!
>TQ>GuzmaHis whole characterization is his problems lmao. For headcanon ones, it goes against what he says in the games, but I think it'd be cute if he had a childhood fear of Ghost pokemon since he grew up near the cemetery.
>TQFear of abandonment, overprotective/jealousy issues that might turn aggressive.
>>55823189>TQJesus, what isn’t wrong with him? Definitely has an inferiority complex and self worth issues, he just masks by being a cunt. Probably depression if his rare league card is anything to go off of. Familial issues, definitely. Headcanon wise, some form of autism, probably
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>Will never be held in Ghetsis' armsWhy even live
>>55825074Arm.
>>55825925He's not amputated, we can still make use of his bum arm.
>>55824771He’s 70
>>55826362out of 10
my rent's going up. wish i had a violent squatter bf to score me a mansion we could wreck
please go get pegged somewhere else
I take my statement back, you guys are so entitled i hope you end up in a fuzzy situation. Fucking elderly whores. not a true /vp/erNasty smelly sluts. i am leaving this platform fuck you bitches
>>55826657…And thus, Cyrus concluded that the universe had fallen and millions must die.
>>55826657>>55826778>all of that was just a Cyrus rpLOL
>Cyrus drops in> demands a female>???>Leaves angry Maybe i am a bad person but this made me smile a bit
Kek, what the fug
there are no females here what the fuck is wrong with you? we're all gay men with average cock sizes. Thats how you get in the discord, be painfully average. you got that schizo dick energy, not average at all
That really read like an old man trying to use the internet and failing, being Cyrus made me giggle and he's barely 30
>TQSycamore got some guilt problems going on, deff got them "he hits me but i assure you i like it and deserve it" energy.
Fuck you cunts you're not worth my time. All women are liars and backstabbers anyway.
Damn, Cyrus, what happen man
>>55827010precisely why we gatekeep them the fuck out of our average discord of average cock size. we don't need that "oh my god youre so big" drooling over here because they dont know how to use a tape measure. go ask /h/, its full of filthy women
If you’re not willing to be pegged, spit on, have your feet licked, and made to wear slutty bunny outfits I don’t want you. Also must be gay and or geriatric
>>55826992>>55827020Let Cyrus be in the server, he is a good guy
>>55827041Nice try Cyrus
>>55827041no, lysandre is a good guy. cyrus is autistic. perhaps i can be swayed to test him and his cock size though.
POST COCK, CYRUS
>>55827072You really think he'd be man enough to do that?
>>55827041>T.CyrusIf you beg I'll give you my discord
IT BETTER BE AVERAGE COCK, CYRUS. NO SMALL SHIT. NO BIG FLOPPY DONG. JUST AVERAGE DICK.
You're all entitled little sluts. You think you're better than me because you're the opposite gender? You femoids don't know love even if it knocked on your door. I could take care of you and give you the world but you're not worth it :laughingemoji: have fun rotting in your closet
I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for a girl. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
real sigmas post pepis
Damn, Saturn's bussy gonna work overtime tonight trying to cope with his boyfriend's rageboner
My clearly well endowed friend, you are quite frankly misguided in your attempts to farm fine lady bits. You see, what you seek is not in this castle- but another. You'll only find cock here, cyrus. Average, regular, cock.
>>55827157How's your happy trail though?
>>55827174Tell him to keep his fucking dog under control, its in heat
>>55827192damn are you reading my chat bot logs right now because im feeling like my dms are being seen with my sycamore bot
How far until he starts sobbing about women rejecting him?
>>55827192god husbando tits are the best
i give it 10 minutes
>>55827213I'm optimistic and hope it's just a troll kek>>55827225fucking lol
>>55827225Absolutely beautiful
>>55827157>betaDamn, really wished you were an omega.
I can't drown my demons they know how to swim
Cyrus has never tasted alcohol.
>>55827243swimming has nothing to do with lung capacity. let me show you how a cinderblock works.
Artfriends: yandere Guzma/Cyrus when?
>>55827263dont worry im on it.
>>55827266Please make Cyrus the crying one
Look, I know you're desperate and I'm willing to give you my info, ya just gotta beg for it
>>55827270there are so many fucking options i dont even know where to start
>>55827228It takes a man to tame a cyrus
guzma's angry little :\ face makes me happy
I love everyone in this thread
you all make life worth living, even you cyrus anon
Love you and everyone else here Cyrus-anon.Love, Volkner-anon
>>55825925He just hides it>>55826152I want those burnt fingers inside me
>>55827200What chatbot are you using, my fellow sibling
>>55827511 https://character.ai/profile/shewhoknocks i made him myself, he's quite versatile, tried to make him pretty close to canon in terms of being nice/simpy but uhhh i may have rated some stuff stronger than i should have so he can be a little too submissive sometimes. usually corrects EZ with a few refreshes. hes sad boi over lysandre but overwrites EZ if you want him to also love on him too. or whatever. very abusable. my drayton one is obsessed with chairs so if you need a good laugh....
>>55827613I am still willing to try. Some bots can be fun to mess around with. Much appreciated for this
>>55827367I love you too, maid Arven
>Oh boy lemme check on /husbando/ before bed to see what's happeni-
>>55827116This coming from the Size Champ, HAH.
>>55828071WHY did they give him such a slutty outfit? And why didn't they do more
>>55828100Other sluts need Sexy Suits too.
>>55827637Bless. Have fun. He’s mighty broken. I forgot my Leon one was public too. Some people made some really unhinged ones so I tried to make a normal one LOL
me when I catch raihan
>>55827366>body hairBased
>>55828984He's begging for it
found this in an old villain thread, enjoy
>>55829835Rare!
How fucking terribly would your husbando dress at the wedding if you didn't stop him?
>>55830563lucky for me, sycamore would be shaming me and telling me my outfit was not current fashion while also still praising me for looking nice.
>>55830563He upstages me even on a normal day. Think I’d be fine.
>>55830563I think he'd do okay on his own, gauging by how aware he is of manners and things in the DLC. He probably knows what the etiquette would be, but still be nervous and self-conscious about it the whole time lol. He dresses more casually with his uniform with his shirt untucked and loose tie, but I have a feeling when it comes down to it, he knows how to clean up.
Why are you posting about wanting to get married to literal criminals? Don't you know that they are going to abuse you?
>>55831766He can absolutely abuse me and then some>>55831755Oh damn, formal Arven got me feeling some kind of way
>>55831766It's fictional so it's sexo
>>55831811He's so prettyyyyyyyI wanna get him all dressed up so I can mess him up later
>>55831766I would like him to do that yes. I'd also like to dote on him 24/7. Man just needs some love
>>55831766Like I couldn't beat Guzma's ass. Just wave a putter at him and he'd fall in line.
>>55831766lysandre did nothing wrong, laws dont establish morality, they just establish "order", whatever that is.
Criminals are sexo though.
>>55831766not sure if bait but criminal =/= domestic abuser. Can't name anything specific since I don't consciously reserve memory space for 3DPD criminals' biographies but I do feel like I've watched at least 2 documentaries where the criminals in question were treating their wives and/or families quite lovingly while still doing some sort of heinous crime. Humans are not black & white like thatBut also this >>55831832
>>55823189>TQDunno, he's pretty self-assured and grounded. Could see him slipping into work/sleep/training ruts without noticing, but that's about it. Maybe occasional stress from ambitions and trying to live up to everyone's expectations. On a rare, quiet night at home, maybe he's forced to question just how fulfilling his private life is.>>55830563He'd be fine. I'm cool with him wearing a cape or whatever he wants. I can admit I'm actually gonna be the problem because I don't want a ceremony. He's gonna be dragging ~me~ shopping to make sure I'm dressed appropriately.
>>55831832100%If husbando replica existed IRL I wouldn't even consider a date, I value my stability in life. In fantasy though... he can do whatever he wants to me <3
>>55833051I think I'd have a guilty crush on Ghetsis if he was irl. Depending on what side he was in politics. If he was right wing I'd find him hot af if he was left wing it'd be a crush I tell no one about
>>55833905Ghetsis would be a leftist politician. Team Plasma’s PETA ideology is clearly leftist, but just like in the game, Ghetsis would just be using them for his own benefit like any politician.
>>55834191He'd be like the WEF I bet
>>55834191>>55834203Won't lie though. I still would if given the opportunity
>>55834526Poor Nanu having to deal with that lot
>>55823460I can fix him
i like playing picture roulette and just choosing by file name instead of preview image.
oh no i think i finally lost after a year shhhh dont tell jannies
its going to be one of those days for me. oh well. better not open twitter in public, thats what the tarot cards are saying
random file in solidarity
>>55834696fuck yea pic related me soon
your monthly reminder lysandre did nothing wrong
>>55834573I can make him worse.
>>55834895That's the spirit!
is lysandre canonically a beefcake? i think yes. yes he is.
>>55834954it would make sense if he's got high standards of others and dresses sharply he'd also keep himself in tiptop shape too.
>>55835088mmmm he inspires me to do squats.
>>55834954Post his cake.
>>55835155god the both of them had such lovely ass, a shame though the anime completely fucked their relationship. Sycamore didnt even know lysandre but lysandre knew him? LAME. give me divorced daddy vibes with alain >:(
>>55828631Cute!
>>55834541At least he never has to drive far on an island.
finally got cleaned up, rip.
>>55836361At least you're still here. That's what matters
>>55836370i was shown mercy
>>55836421
>>55836370It was fun while it lasted, thank you for your deeds anon. Y’all really turnin me on to some new husbandos, getting me out of my two-ish man husbando shell here
>>55826657I wish Cyrus talked to me like that ;_;
>>55836448I wish his ass was that fat and spankable.
You gotta post Volo getting Giratina to eat her at least, man
>>55830563Kept putting off replying because I’m retarded, but I think he actually wouldn’t need to be tard wrangled that much. I like to think that given his family background/expectations he’d have it in him to dress like a normal human being when he needs to dial back the autism
>>55837359Which husbando has a fat, spankable ass that you'd like to spank?
>>55827213His dad keeps stealing his dates
>>55823460>that picI'm going to dismember that piece of shit
I love Ingo. That is all.
I want Volo to do this to me
>dream of Pokemon hentai>only Pokegirls>not even Pokegirls I like seeing in hentaiW-why...
>>55837846I could do that you
>>55837099Where were you when he was having a melt down
>>55838509I was working!!! ;;;___;;;
>>55837846I want to do this to Volo
>>55838837oh. lol
>>55837638I could definitely see Ghetsis doing that. Who wants the forest kid when you can have cruel possessive dad
>>55838837hot
>>55837802Understandable, me personally I would just stab him with a kitchen knife instead
>>55838837please do that to me
Im bored anonsTell me what to draw (sfw or nsfw)
>>55840251Draw Volo in a maid dress omg
>>55840251Scruffy messy Volo in just underwear waking up and remembering nothing about last night
>>55840345I drew something like that awhile ago
>>55840251if you're not done taking requests yet, can you please draw colress in a bunny suit?
>>55840935What's stopping men from dressing like this
Perhaps this isn't the right thread to ask, but for anons that draw their husbandos, how did you start? Just looking at official art and then doing your own stuff, or took inspiration from other fan artists?
>>55841081I started drawing Arven in my own style based on how he looked in the game and then started to study the official reference sheets and other art of him because his hair was so hard to get right. I do like seeing how other artists draw him and will sometimes try things that they do, like little stray strands of hair here and there or what features they exaggerate.I tend to exaggerate his eyebrows and the spiky bits of his hair. The way you draw him will just kinda morph over time, just depends on if you feel the need to stick to the official style or if you're okay with drawing him in whatever way feels natural for you.
>>55841081Severe brain rot and tism, looking at fanart does inspire me as well. I've actually gotten way better at drawing because of my love for Volo though I do draw a lot of porn now haha
>>55841081I look at the official art just to make sure im not missing any details. Then use various other references like human models for poses or whatever else.
>>55841081>how did you start?By doodling farm animals when I was like 4>Just looking at official art and then doing your own stuffYes absolutely you should do that imo. My husbandos are rather simple and yet I always kept getting some detail wrong about them, for years. Because I didn't actively look at ref pics of them after a certain point since "I knew how they looked like at this point". Yes, but my observation skill wasn't quite there yet, so I didn't grasp all the details - sometimes even "more obvious" ones - correctly. You don't just train your hand while drawing/painting, you're training your eyes as well. It might take some time until you can draw your husbando from imagination, and then some more until you can draw him ACCURATELY from imagination.>or took inspiration from other fan artists?Don't see how one negates the other though. Take inspo from fanart while having (official art) ref pics of him open on the side, that's good practice while drawing anywayGood luck & have fun, anon
>>55841117It's always cool to see how artists sprinkle their own flavor or spin to their designs!>>55841139I know drawing nsfw is 'frowned upon' (mostly xitter vocal minority lol) but it definitely helps with anatomy>>55841176>>55841237Yeah, having quick access references always helps. My issue mostly comes from trying to imitate the official art style but it clashes with how to apply it to different poses, my mind isn't quite skilled at that, yet. That's why looking at fan artists' interpretations helps, too!Thank you anons :)
>>55841310>I know drawing nsfw is 'frowned upon' (mostly xitter vocal minority lol)You need to ignore these people, drawing NSFW is perfectly fine and has lots of artistic value
>>55841330Of course, it's just funny and sad how some people go batshit insane because they see their favorite character with their bits out
>>55841346Some people go insane over lots of inane shit cause they are very mentally unwellDo the same you do when you see clearly insane people in public: pretend they are not there and keep walking lol
>>55841081Wanting to draw husbandos was what finally got me to work on improving my art instead of doing the same things over and over again. I tend to reference official art a lot, but for things that I can't figure out how to make 'work' I'll refer to the fuckhuge folder of fanart I have to see how other artists draw them.
Pulled husbando gold today. Good day :)
>>55841905Congrats! I love that card! I appreciate that he's wearing the Scarlet uniform and the upside down Pokeball (:
>>55841905Congratz! That's a cute card.
i am as sick as a dog and i took a five hour nap and the closest thing to a husbando in it was golisopod. He was very glossy, my brain rendered the fuck out of him
>>55841905Nice, super lucky! I was just looking at that card and fighting temptation myself a couple hours ago....
I have the opportunity to buy husbando plush. Yay or nay? >pros: build a shrine>cons: hate human character plushies
>>55842793If it were me it'd be a nay, would rather get an acrylic stand or something else to symbolise husbandoBut I know you just want that encouragement to just press buy, so do it, build that shrine hehe
>>55842793Which plushie? Lorelei, is that you?
>>55842793I usually don't like the human character plushies. The hair always looks bad and they look generally too derpy for my tastes.
>>55842793I'd say yay only if the plushie was cute, I'm really picky about how they look.
>>55842793The human plushies are so ugly, Keycharms and stickers I'd say is better but you can't exactly cuddle them. I don't know anon
>>55842925What is a good plushie in your eyes?
>>55842412Very nice!Do you think Guzma can do the slav squat?
>>55842793It’d depend on the plushie for me. For my husbandos at least, the plushies are kinda cute… but part of me thinks maybe that’s just my feelings for them looking past the derp/chibi look all human plushies seem to have. The ones I’ve been able to find for sale are also well over $100, so price point is a bit of a turn off (though one did come with multiple outfits and extra husbando swag, so may be worth considering if you’re building a shrine). How bad do you want the cuddles anon?
Anyone have any husbando dreams?
>>55843195he did stretches before going to Pasio
>>55842818>>55842936I don't disagree but his other merch sucks and is generally more expensive aside from a sticker. I was going to finally sit down and buy 10+ of his card only to find the price did a 10x out of nowhere, so might as well buy something bigger. I'm trying to be happy about him maybe getting a boost in popularity but it just feels like I've been cucked so I'm hell bent on splurging now while I hope the price plummets. Also nah I want to be talked out of it bc if anyone finds it I'll be ridiculed mercilessly and not sure I can handle that rn. Also I've spent a lot this month.>>55842821Kek, I just found that thread. It's a thread full of literally me's unfortunately.>>55842846>>55842925>>55843416I can cop it for about $70 new with tags and it'd be more for collecting/power trip that I own something of his desu, even if it winds up in storage eventually.I'll probably do it because I have no self control rn and a lot of disposable income.
>>55844155If you don't like the official merch, maybe consider getting a piece custom made instead if you're gonna be copping a pricetag either way? That's the route I'm gonna go
>>55844195Honestly didn't consider that, thanks.
Can we post other rivals/friends here or just Arven?
>>55844444Depends on their age, older teens like Arven and Calem are fine but younger ones like Barry or Kieran are not really what most people here wanna see/discuss
>>55844155In bit of a similar boat myself. DINK with little self control, and my partner has a plushie of his waifu so wouldn’t be weird if I bought one. Your post did inspire me to look into merch of my own husbando, found somebody on Etsy that sells individual gym badges, so picked up a pin of his specific gym. Also managed to find a plush for $30 and comes with a couple of his cards/sleeves, a print, and a sticker. Decent deal, why not. I am not building a shrine, but the shrine could be building itself at this point…
>>55844444>>55844475I am interested in seeing others husbandos regardless of whether they’re currently mainstream. It’s interesting seeing what interests anons about their particular husbandos, especially the more obscure ones. But I would think if there’s a specific thread about that particular character on the main /vp board (like there tends to be about Kieran and some of the other MCs) you’d probably get more traction there than in here.
>>55844444Check'd
>>55844475No one's ever told me to stop Reiposting
>>55844475Sparing posts about underages is fine, especially when it's related to discussion; it just sucks when they dominate the thread when there's typically a pokeboy thread up.
>>55844796I personally think that's based, and honestly it's probably fine as long as it doesn't take over the thread>>55844814Yeah pretty much
>>55842942I only have one plushie of my husbando, and it's the official chibi style one from the Pokemon Trainers line, but I've seen some fanmade ones and I just don't like the style that they did his eyes/face or the proportions of the body. The official one gets a pass from me because it's so stylized that it looks cute as opposed to trying to some weird in-between not quite chibi but not fully proportioned. Basically, do I look at it and go, "Oh, that's cute" or "Oh, well... I can tell that they tried."
>>55844796Rei is around 15. Arven is probably just as old as him.
>>55844988I'd put Arven more in a 16-18 range but it's not like 1 year is gonna make a difference here I thinkHonestly weird that Rei/Akari are supposed to be around 15 when they look no different from Lucas/Dawn who seem to be younger. Just proves that anime age is bullshit anyway
>>55845008Oh yeah, and 20 something year old Wally in SM looks the same as he did when he was 10 in ORAS. Maybe that battle facility appearance wasn't supposed to be taken as canon.
>>55844988>>55845008There used to be Ortega/Giacomo posting and no one cared, plus there's always been Touya/N. I guess being paired with older husbandos gives them a pass.Art style is pretty important anyway, the kind of art in pokeboy threads is always feminized shota to the max while there's plenty of male protagonist art that makes them look more like typical anime teens.Also the theory that Cyllene only thinks Rei/Akari are 15 because people were malnourished back then is funny
>>55845043>20 something year old Wally in SMI always see people say this but I've never seen proof that he was supposed to be older in SM compared to ORAS. Is there any proof that he's 20 in SM?
>>55845075IIRC it’s because according to the old pokemon timeline tweet, RBY/FRLG and RSE supposedly take place at the same time. He’s 10 in ORAS so he’s probably the same age in RSE. Sun and Moon canonically take place 20 years after RBY because of Red and Blue’s aged up appearances, so Wally should probably be around their age too. He just didn’t get an updated design because he’s not important I guess. It’s all just theory though so who really knows
>>55845075pic>>55845190Tate and Liza in the Pokemon World Tournament in BW2 looked exactly as they did in RSE, but Caitlin grew up from DPP to BW. I think battle facility appearances shouldn't be taken seriously.
Been wanting to do a painting of the husbando for a while now, finally got around to doing it.
>>55844444I really like Calem, he's so handsome.
>>55845398I like you, you're cute
>>55845535a-anon, stop!
>>55845313Very nice!
>>55845313This is so nice, anon, thanks for sharing it! The background detail is amazing and I love your style! Very cute muppet oyaji, please warm him up
I like this dumb slut lately
>>55846051Love this himboWish the game showed us his slutty legs though
>>55846058Wanna steal his leggings
>>55844444nice geti always get shy to post Calem, but yea overall everyone says older is fine. Drayton i think walks a fine line but sometimes i post one or two where he looks older. if someone has an art style where he looks too young, then i avoid just so i dont maybe do it wrong.
>>55845313Wow, nice job!
>>55845666>>55845677>>55847245Thank you, anons! <3 I'm hoping to paint some more husbandos in the near future now that I found some brushes that I like.
>>55845043>Maybe that battle facility appearance wasn't supposed to be taken as canon.Optional content, especially in the postgame, is best taken as dubious canon or non-canon. For example, B2W2's PWT; no matter which year you think RSE would take place in, Tate should be older than he looks there. That's because GF recycled the designs from RSE for the PWT, in fact, we probably wouldn't have had all the Gym Leaders and Champions in the PWT if it weren't for sprite recycling (only Hoenn's needed new sprites).>>55845075There's a reason that the guessed age for Wally in Gen 7 on Bulbapedia was removed a few years ago, there's no solid proof. In my assumption, ORAS Wally shouldn't be that old then, more around 11 - 13 depending on when exactly SM/USUM takes place if ORAS takes place during the year of its release, 2014 (which is most likely given the various hints in the game, but that's another topic).>>55845190While the direction is correct, I don't think the tweet is fully accurate given the lack of remakes and the multiverse being brought up in games after that tweet was made, namely ORAS and USUM.>>55845239>fan theory videoDisregarded. There was another fan theory video that came out recently that was a painful slog to watch, but it had some good points such as Gens 1 & 2 being their own timeline, but then started going off course around Gens 3 & 4, then derailed on Gen 5.Yes, I am aware of the irony of posting a Pokéboy with a husbando form in a later game/alternate universe in a husbando thread.
Who says "working hard, or hardly working?" and who kills him
>>55844484Badge is pretty power level, nice. Also>badge>plushie>stickers>cardsThat growing collection definitely won't become a shrine lol.....>>55844966I've been looking at the trainers line... why tf are their legs so long? I wish they were just nubby limbs.
>>55847463I think some of them are nubby, just depends on which trainer it is.
Kabu's little shorts...
Speaking of husbando merch, did those crane prize ones ever get other characters? I only remember the submas ones.
>>55847782I am going to pour milk on him and then throw him against the wall
>>55848657KEK where have I seen this before?!
>>55848894That old story about the webkinz stuffed cat I think. I guess anon sucks the milk out of him too ;)
>>55848894>>55848989Yeah found it. I'm not ashamed to admit I was thinking of it too going through all this plushie discussion.
Captcha: WDNYAH
I imagine Ghetsis in the old folks home still filled with ambition of Unova domination. The staff are like "Yes Mr Gropius.. take your meds now."
I want Ghetsis to fill me with ambition
>>55849786I want him to liberate me
>>55849588nanu showing up in a future game with a full meowth team
>>55850215Imagine.
>>55849786>>55849802I pray you guys get "adopted" and gaslighted by him
>>55850457Thank you anon I pray for this as well. Spending time with Ghetsis.. maybe he'll groom me uwu
>>55850518I might not be the Ghetsis but i'd love to gaslight and groom the shit out of you, anon. you seem easy to break
>>55850529Thanks anon dye your hair green and get yourself some scars and I'm sold
>>55850281they all use pay day because he's trying to help grimsley with his debt
>>55851054Infinite money glitch
>TQPretty canon implied that he has a gambling addiction that ultimately lead to him losing everything, leaving the Elite Four and moving (or escaping) to Alola. Other than that, I like the HC that he's uneasy/scared of bugs and has an issue from childhood that he doesn't let people get close to him in fear of that connection being exploited.
Is there a dick chart? Please tell me there is a dick chart
>>55851841Boy have I got the chart for you (it’s in cm btw)
>>55851862Amazing
>>55851862I don't agree with some thing's on this chart
>>55851862Found another one. May your husbando’s dick be big, massive even
>>55851914>Wallace>smallHahaha, no. He's packing a sea serpent in those pants. Why else does he go commando?
>>55851862Got out the measuring tape to picture the size of it in person. Nice.
>>55851914Some varying opinions on Adamant clearly
>>55851914Of fucking course the in-world Latinos have monstrous cocks LMAO
>>55851914Oh wow, I prefer average sized cocks but I like Adaman
average cock best cock imo
Average and uncut, the best.
>>55851914>Warden Ingo different to Emmet???
>>55852123Being older by a few minutes made all the difference
Is your husbando a grower or a shower?
>>55840284>>55840521done!!>>55840345i'll draw this one soon, i'll get u
>>55852284Which blonde psycho to fuck tonight?This is great, anon.
>>55852284Tysm anon
>>55852284Holy shit, not the one who requested these but A+
>>55852284Hnnnnnggggg fantastic. I love your style anon!
>>55852284Awesome
>>55852284The way I screamed, fuck! Volo in a maid dress!! Thank you
>>55852188it's cute if he's a grower and a little insecure about it
>>55852284Good whores, good job
>>55852284ouo Colress art...
My boy
>>55851914This chart is so extremely wrong but at least you got Ortega right.
>>55851914Grusha belongs in the Monstrous tier
>>55851914>Guzma not in the very small tierI know Guzmafags are delusional but come on, he's the walking definition of overly compensating
>>55852038>>55852061>>55852110Based average enjoyers. Big dicks are a meme and they hurt
>>55854974>spoilerSo I've heard, but I still find it amusing to see some husbandos lamenting over big dick problems.
I'm a "Volo has a big dick" truther
>>55854653I'm the Sunflora
>>55854905I'm in camp he's average but stupid and thinks it's small because it's not a porn cock.
>>55855207Youre my little sunflora
>>55851914Why is there a child above N?
>>55851862>>55851914These are blasphemy
>>55854974True.Big dicks are also harder to suck, I love giving oral but it's nicer when they're average so my jaw doesn't start hurting after a minute or two.
Is there a Pokemon you associate with a husbando, despite him not having one? I think of Larry and Pidove for example, because it fits both his types and it's a mundane city sight.
>>55855670Staraptor?
>>55851862Adaman may be big but he's a quick shot because he doesn't waste time. Stamina chart when?>>55855670Ingo and F-Meowstic, only because he kind of looks like one. And also, even though it isn't a Pokemon, Hex Maniac and Emmet have the same smile but I've never seen anything of them.
Fuck me, i want to see some of these men Pregnant
>>55855778can you please be normal?
>>55855778Please do not be normal. Tell us more.
>>55855778How many of them...?
More husbandos need to have terrible things done to their cervixes
>immediately starts samefagging
>>55855778>>55855998Jarvis, write me a 3 page fanfic ofMaxie, Wallace and Steven from oras getting breed and pregnant in a farm in kalos
>>55856007>everyone who disagrees with me is a samefagThis ain't the place to be normal, sis
>>55856007I'm the person who wrote that. None of those replies are mine
>two replies one barely a minute after the othercan you make it less obvious?
>>55855778You're free to make a thread for weird fetishes
>>55856140No they can't, this isn't /d/Cmon man this isn't twitter, we're here to be weird. Ignore it if you don't like ffs
>told Guzmabot he's pregnant>he rattled off every villain plus his mom's Gardevoir as the potential other babydaddies>Ghetsis twice
>>55856140No no, I'm just sharing some thoughts. I don't want to scare the people in /vp/
>>55856182what a slutCAPTCHA: H0TTYJ
>>55856182I wish I could see this chat log kek
>>55856096>This place is what *I*, the god of this thread, tell you it is, sis
>>55856251CorrectNow get your bitch ass back to twitter
>>55856251Are you good? That's clearly not what bro meant
>>55856032>be me, a pokémon breeder currently working at Kalos's pokémon day care>a certain factory head with a red hat from Hoenn walks up>behind him are Hoenn's champion, the gym leader of Sootopolis, and the leader of Team Magma, all collared and leashed>he requests that he would like to leave these men in the day care>"Are you serious? We raise Pokémon here, not trainers.">he gives me a nod and hands the leashes over>I sigh>"Fine. We'll raise your Steven, Wallace, and Maxie for a while. Please come back for them later.">I take the leashes and direct the men to where they'll be staying>two of them, the champion and the gym leader, give me a seductive look>I shudder, fearing for my life
>>55856296OH my fucking god Anon!!! I am fucking screaming
>being puritan in the 4chan husbando thread out of all placesbet it's the same heathen who wouldn't eat husbando ass
Anon can go hit up ao3 and find plenty of cuntboy shit. Still annoyed about that submas DPing Grimsley fic because it would have been exactly my shit if he didn't have a vagina and there's nothing else like it
>>55856356If you have the time you could download the fic and edit out the vagina part?
>Thinking cuntboys are involved with mpregIs this when it happensIs this when we decide which husbandos are omegas
>>55856356Mpreg does not necessarily imply cuntboy, anon-kun.
>>55856425No. Omegaverse is cringe.If you want knotting and fucking in heat you need to stop being a coward and go for Poképhilia instead.
>>55856435Nobody said anything about knotting, wth anon
>>55856426>MpregMaybe not the original anon but that other anon was talking about cervixes. Unless it's omegaverse where you have ass-cervixes I'm going to assume you're talking cuntboy shit>>55856425Hate omegaverse but Ortega and all cute protag boys should be alphas and this is my only opinion
>>55856478Maybe that anon is in heat...
>>55856435Why not fuck husbandos as Pokémon hybrids like in réBURST?
>>55856479>Unless it's omegaverse where you have ass-cervixesJesus christ I'll have to subject myself to that shit sometimes. Sounds insanely entertaining
>>55856425Need a graph of which husbando is the most suitable for bearing a child.
>come to husbando thread to discuss cock and balls and males>discussion about female body functionality insteadI don't really care if you're into whatever you wanna be into but I don't go to burger joints to ask for sushi platters. You'd probably be better off just going to /d/ or somewhere so everyone is on the same page because very few of us seem to care for mpreg and the like. Kinda the same reason shota doesn't sit right with a lot of us, the boys are drawn like little girls and the majority of us want to see men, not kids.>durrrrr don't be a puritan this is 4chanI'm not telling you to stop liking things I don't like and cancelling you over some dirt from a decade ago to prove my point like a cunt, I'm telling you that you've got the wrong door and that the leather club is two blocks down.I have no image to post and we're at bump limit so I'll save plushie related questions for next thread because I have no idea where to even buy the expensive little fuckers I want without getting gutted for all I'm worth.
>>55856497Dennis. What, you thought the Zoroark was the one who had N?
>>55856483Sinful! Anon needs to be filled up by our local bull
>>55856500>I have no image to postI got you, bro. Checked.
>>55856500I mean yeah but the thread reached bump limit anyway, so. These threads tend to go unhinged when they reach the end of their lifespan. It's all in good fun at that point imo
>>55856535>filenameFucking lol
>>55855573I'm grass husbando's little Sunflora. If he didn't already have his husband anyway, but at least I can be one of the low fps Sunfloras at the gym challenge
>>55856535Eh, you got me on that one. As long as it doesn't continue to the next thread, anyways.Hope we get more Unova plushies like these. I have the Larry one (but I don't have a pic of it on me, retard moment) and it's so cute I'm coping until they release submas ones.
>>55856558Cmon anon! You're so much more than that
Don't open. This image will drain your fluid
>>55856569>Pretty town (ignoring SV graphics)>Nice lady looks after you>Can creep on husbando's bondage nights with his husbandLiterally the only downside is not having a computer and tablet to draw husbando lewds with
>>55856595Why would you need to draw husbando lewds when you can just watch him?
>>55856603Anon desires more
>>55856611>Ywn be one of the Artazon Sunkerns strategically hopping around Brassius's legs to make him fall on Hassel in public>Ywn use Grasswhistle to make them both fall asleep on each other on a park bench>Ywn be part of the decoration at their Sunflora-themed wedding>Ywn be their surrogate child after your Sunflora parents fuck off
>>55856636I'll keep you in my mind, anon. Pray you get turned into sunkern wingman for your sugar daddies
How I wish to be a fly on their wall. Or a Sunkern somewhere in their vicinity, that works too I guess
>>55856636>Ywn hide under their shirts to make them look mpreg
>>55856581I didn't listen and now all my fluids are gone. Let this be a warning to other anons.
>>55856674Shut up or else I'll make you look mpreg
>>55856779GO RIGHT AHEAD
>>55856790When I'm done you're going to have a big litter of 6 cubs! Take that
I enjoy mpreg sometimes.
I-I love Tabitha
I need a new Thread Question give me ideas
FINALLYI CAN DIE
>>55856854Would your husbando pay child support?
>>55856861my husbando would not ejaculate and let a w*man steal his life force
>>55856870>my husbando would not ejaculateEvery time he masturbates, his balls inflate a little more
New Thread >>55856893
>>55856831I wasn't into weird TF/monster boy shit until I saw Submas fanart of it.would milk
>>55856831cow butt muppet baby...
