There are no words to describe this kind of humiliation. SOMETHING must be done.
When ranked up you can spider man swing about.
espathra is sexier than anything in palslop
>>57164958>Makes it about the potential sexual appeal out of nowhereNot even two posts and it's already someone wanting to fuck his Pokemon
>>57164963don't play dumb faggoti have never seen a palworld thread that wasn't entirely about lusting for their knockoff mons
it just isn't fair
>>57164981>entirelyThey aren't any worse than the standard threads on /v/ 70/30 ratio.
What needs to be done?Clearly Pokemon needs to either up their game or stress Nintendo into releasing a better console.You can sorta fix mid tier models by adding more detail or even just texture work and lighting go a long way. Like pals get carried far with the lighting alone, if you look closely at them, they are sorta whatever.
Now if you guys thinks of it... How come we don't have a spider woman (Arachne/Jorogumo) mon yet?
>>57164947>Shit VS garbage what did faggot OP meant with this?
>>57164947soul | slop
>>57165053After the Sif/Zacian memes, they wouldn't do a Quelaags
>>57165008>Nintendo into releasing a better console.>>>/v/698893674
>>57165108>source: centroLMAO
>>57164986>Game Freak fail to make a sexy spider in nearly 30 years>Palworld git er done whilst being sued by themGame Freak on suicide watch.
>>57165133>Game Freak fail to make a sexy spider in nearly 30 yearsgalvantula exists though
>>57165139>Galvantula>SexyGalvantula is not for lewd. Galvantula is for comfy loafing on their web with and watching them catch insect Mon for shits and giggles while occasionally giving them belly rubs and chin scratches.
>>57165124The thread is still worth the read and centro only quotes the source. not sure how i missed half my sentence but whatever i fixed it.
>>57164947What's wrong with Spidops? He's awesome
What a nice looking Larantula
>>57164986Lurantis but spider
>>57165181OP can't goon to things that don't look like waifumons
>>57165205Is this a challenge?
>>57164947>SOMETHING must be done.something WAS done lmao
Why do modern pokemon look like enemies from New Super Mario Bros? They get more infantilised, simplified and geometric every year.
>>57165181Not faggot ass OP, but I wish he kept the round yarn ball rather than the spindle of yarn instead myself. But that doesn't stop him from still being cool. His shiny pieces me off though, should have kept the red/black rather than becoming pink/grey-blue.
>>57165181looks like a straight up unfinished project done in blender in 5 minutesnumon apologists are insane
Palworld’s new update mogs Pokemon as usual
>>57165738Too many horses but the new pals all have strong boss energy with no comically bad ones. They shouldn't forget the cute little goobers though, I prefer running them on my team.
>>57165711idk it literally looks like the animal its based off of
>>57165181Xhe looks like xhe do be made from popsicle sticks
>>57165738>>57165746Palworld has some absolute banger mon designs and I like how the gameplay loop cured my insomnia. Hopefully that Terraria crossover will put some of those monsters in a better game.
>>57165181Color schemeI don't get why they didn't give it a night vision color scheme instead of the ugliest shade of chartreuse ever
>>57164986the animations are good
>>57165772It literally does not nor would it ever be able to use as an excuse for the poor design and lack of polish.
>>57165008lamefreak should not be allowed to split their staff into teams anymorethey should all be forced to work on one project at a timeright now, i think there is so much inconsistency with how each project is managed>>57165108this shit probably wont even give consistent 1080p 60fpswhat tf were they thinking?
>>57164947>>57164986It's such a shitty, cluttered, plastic design. You are blinded by coom. And no I'm not talking about spidops.
>>57165928wtf is cluttered about itit's all very simple shapes and none of them overlap
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>>57164986>needs a generic indeterminate mammal head for people to find it hotfake bugfuckers
>>57165181>>57165604>he>50% female
>>57165133>fail to make a sexy spidernot their goal, it's palworld that has to make coomslop to stay relevant
>>5716630390% of /vp/ is "coombait", look at the fucking catalog.
>>57165772I want pokemon, not real life monmake it cool/cute/sexy or fuck off
>>57164947sexo spider
>>57164986I have the strange need to touch her yellow nipples
>>57165008most of gayfreak fired and replaced with people who care about game dev
>>57166372Japanese corporate culture values tenure above all else, getting hired and staying hired and fanatically loyal is what they all strive for. There's no concept of cycling workers and rebuilding, mediocre companies just stay moribund until the people there literally die.
>>57166401let me drink her milk!!!
>>57165887It sure does. It's a clever design, you just don't like it.
>>57164947>>57164986>>57166613I love the new Spider in Palworld so much, it's so cute
>>57164986this mogs Gen 8 and 9
palslop so good they have to go into a dead board to shill their shitty game
>>57165108Can't wait for Gen 10 to run at 20 fps instead of 10 fps
>>57165181>error 404 stats not found
>>57166955Good point Anon, Let me check for a good thread on the topic of Pokemon while i am here...
>>57164947Downloading Palworld just for this spider
>>57168163earliest spawns are around level 40 I think so enjoy your tarantrissless life
>>57166401Hmmm you can see where the eventual growth of mammaries moved from just glands into full structures based on these spiders.
>>57168199looking forward to it game looks comfy
>>57164986Sweet lord...
>>57164947>yet another copycat Palfags once again lacking any form of originality.
>>57169397Don't make me post the Dragon Quest/Pokeshit image...
>>57169399>having similar concepts in a completely different game is the same as taking the same exact design and recoloring it for your obvious knockoffReach of the century
402>it's "similar concepts" when gayfreak does it but it's "taking the same exact design" when anyone else does itKEKAROOOOOOOOO
>>57164947>>57169397Yeah these are similar. I do have to give Palworld credit, them taking obvious cues from Pokemon design wise is a massive reason why its popular
I can fix her
>>57168295As I recall, you can find them somewhat earlier in a specific dungeon. Early twenties? Can't confirm it myself despite wanting to go Lucky Hunting in one for a while now, just going off of a database claiming such.
>>57169545>the Bloodborne Pal>even lorewalks like a Soulslike bossThis always makes me giggle.I really need to play Palworld more, I've got two saves with two completely different difficulty setups and neither are that far, my furthest character only just now beat the babymode oil rig, and my other character's in some hellmode random setup and the first actually-safe place I found had these waifucats everywhere.
>>57166955Other way around works too:/vp/'s so dead and shit and the Pokemon games are also so dead and shit that there's really only one thread about the anime, one thread about the game(s), and that's it. The rest of the board is always a fuckload of waifu threads, waifubait threads, threads about specific Pokemon that always turn into softcore porn, weird fetish threads, unrelated bait threads and so on.If you're lucky, you'll get romhack threads and maybe speculation about the next gen, but that's pretty much it.At least this thread has a chance to turn into a thread about Pokemon designs and how universally shit they've been the last two gens in particular.
>>57169582 (me)Ah, I worded that whole thing pretty bad, but you guys probably get the gist of it. Typing this late is hard.
>>57169479At least they're hiding it a bit better with this one. Some pal designs make it painfully obvious what parts they ripped off what pokemon, this one blends in a lot better.
>ITT 'tendies going mad over Palchads having a better game in every sense.imagine my shock!
>>57164986>steal spider body from I'm a spider so what>slap a cat on topI'll never understand why people like Palworld.
>>57169697Anon, you're literally the only angry one here.
>>57164986I'd jump to her back and scream "charge!"
>>57169722>literally a ball with eyesPokeslop is far worse
>>57169746You can mount her and spider-man sling around.
>>57164986wood
>>57169545
>>57164986Oh no, she's CUTE!!!
>>57169545>YandevoirMuh DICK
Funny how everyone shits on SV but the moment Palworld gets brought up, they’ll immediately defend gen 9 like it was the best game ever
>>57164947That Pal is a Cutie
>>57170403It's the same phenomenon as third worlders talking shit about their own countries in /int/ but then becoming hardcore nationalists when it's a foreigner doing it.At least a country is a material thing that matters to an extent, why anyone would be fanatical about nu-pokemon is beyond me.
>>57170403That's because the people who shit on gen 9 are the same people who go into a frothing rage to defend Palworld.Didn't you ever wonder why the only defense for Palworld is>WELL IT'S BETTER THAN POKEMON!!!With zero elaboration?The people who liked SV on the other hand just always always liked SV so they're an entirely different group.Not to mention you also have sonyfags jumping into the mix since it's on PlayStation now.
>>57166180Tell us how much you want to fuck spidops you faggot
>>57169571I love this chuunybyo, deserves headpats.
The newer designs are a lot more confident and expressive without any straight up misses like the old gobfins and flavors of cats. This is what happens when you throw money at a company that actually gives half a shit.
>>57171100Dream sheep
>>57164986Pokemon could never make something this good they're too busy copyrighting the concept of catching balls in monsters, next up, copyrighting skin colors
>>57171100Ok I really like this one
>>57171100The newer designs are noticeably fewer in number (thus increasing the amount of work that can be done on each) while also blatantly ripping on Pokemon's own design tropes a lot less, giving them an identity outside of "it's Pokemon but not really so we don't get sued even harder". The Pals from the updates are of a way higher quality than the base game's overall
>>57171100Gobfin is kino you FUCKING faggot
>>57171100Looks like generic furtrash
>>57171100>Shitty Sonic OC>People praise itFucking grim.I fucking loathe how this is basically a slop vs slop fight, Pokemon has been shit for ages, so retards think it's justifiable to support a chinkslop game that rips off a dozen other games and doesn't have a single original bone in it's body, it's just a dogshit Ark and Pokemon ripoff at heart. Said game just like Ark feels unfinished and is already shitting DLCs out the ass for maximum cashgrab. It's just a sad thing all around, it's funny how retards who hate Pokemon are behaving exactly like pokeshills on twitter when it comes to Palslop, they always have to come up with shitty and flimsy excuses, moving the goalpost and praising shitty coom/furrybait.
>>57171798Palworld fans don't exist. They only play it to spite pokemon.
>>57171798Sonic has great designs.
>>57171801That would seem like the case.>>57171860I said Sonic OC, not Sonic as a whole, learn to read.
>>57171913Sonic OCs are top kino
>>57171988I don't know how, but I will make this sweetheart a Pokémon.
>>57171100Love her!
>>57166697This does make me like spidops a bit more. I wish they made spidops a little thinner and a little faster though. Also, I'm a little disappointed that gameplay wise there is nothing unique about spidops other than one signature move which sucks ass, and even after using silk trap to slow someone down, spidops will still be slower. I'd even prefer some signautre move that raises the catch rate of pokemon. Obviously this would have no competitive use, but it would do more to make it useful and unique than anything else.
>>57171988>There's a massive amount of overlay between the most retarded Pokemon fans and Sonic fansChecks out.>>57172008A waifu pompom crab maybe? Could be a fun idea.
>>57171100>>57164986Very cute but I wish this game had its own monster artstyle because these looks just like the new ugly pokemon art style.
>>57170413Glad i din't skip the new replys to read this because not even 10 posts down pokemon defenders are doing this exact thing, If you hate your country no one gives a shit until you start bashing the good side of it instead of the side said person hates which is usually the problem.
>>57165738You only like it because you're a bellyfag
>>57164986Looks stupid
>>57165108Looks more like a Switch 1.5, which is cool, and I guess it makes sense that it's not a massive upgrade since it's still pretty much the size of a "fablet" rather than a whole console. Plus, if it's reverse compatible, that would mean we'd probably likely see games with framerate issues disappear, especially if there's an S2 Lite.The issue is calling it "Switch 2", as that implies it's a whole new iteration, a whole new gen, which it doesn't look to be. Should've gone with something like "Switch Pro" or "New Switch", just to cool people's expectations a bit.
>>57167175Meh he's great in the campaign
>>57173121Everything's great in the campaign. It's why every gen I always just use whatever feels best to me and not actually give a fuck about stats, though I still generally avoid really slow Pokemon because I hate being outsped.
>>57165873The colorsheme is great, it masks itself on trees in game.
>>57168199You can breed it very easily. >>57169479yu
>>57171100>straight up misses like the old gobfinsWHAT DID YOU SAID????Gomfin is one of better designs. I never seen a Goblin shark design in any game.
>>57164986I kneel PalChads
>>57173221It's not really the design but the model that sucks, it has this amateur sculpt feel to it. Still better than pokemon primitive shapes glued together lmao.
>57166299stfu bot
>>57164986Arukenimon still best spider mon
>>57164986>>57174172I wanted so badly to evolve Ariados into a Jorogumo Black Widow, this will probably kill the idea due to GF not wanting to be compared.
>>57167175i get it
>>57169571Isnt there one thats a noose
>>57175541this gives me an idea...
>>57175586I like when games do this, not just Palworld. When you find an :3 monster and go "aw, how cute!". And then you read the lore...
>>57164986not even about sex appeal (I'm not crazy enough to want to fuck pokémon), this is just a much better proportioned and pleasing design than the gen 9 "spider". I wish it had less of an anime face though
>>57174172It's funny that not a single instance of Arukenimon being not a bitch exists for Digimon, she's always a villain. 02, Ghost Game, Survive
>>57175867Well it is the mix of two evil Yokai, the Jorogumo and the Ushi Oni, something similar to Ogremon that to a greater or lesser extent is an antagonist in each incarnation.
>>57164986>>57164947that's just Faputa from Made in Abyss
For me it's Daedream.
I've yet to see a pokeshit design that's actually as good as Palworld's except maybe Furret who's slightly better than Chillet because I'm blinded by nostalgia.
>>57164947Left: HusbandoRight WaifuBoth are great
>>57173619Ah yeah, that's true. But their new models really are better so lets wait maybe they will upgrade my little goober
>>57168199Randomized world setting got me one at lv4.
>>57164986I find it funny how people say this design is somehow ripping off 10 different things, like spiders are a new idea.
>>57165181I love this dude, having an Ogre spider designed as an ops soldier is pretty dope
>>57164947>has to come to /vp/ because Palworld threads die on /v/ with 50 postsIt's a humiliation, alright
>>57178439the deer butt thread had 200 posts and counting until a janny trannied over it
>>57178439>>>/v/698730367>>>/v/698872083>>>/v/699010356Bro your archive?
>>57171100I love waifuspider, but Dream Sheep is pretty meh
>>57164947Palworld truly is pathetic, what a joke.
>>57164947Palworld truly is great, what a win.
>>57164947Pokemon lost, damn......
>>57166401Goodness gracious.
>>57165738Face too reminiscent of Zekrom.
Ive lost gallons to Celesdir in the span of a week.Thank you Pocketpair.
>>57178519Palworld won, wow......
