>Game Freak somehow did the impossible and made a game that's impossible to speedrun
>>57201572Gen 5 doesn't have any major glitches and PLA doesn't have significant skips, it's just that SV is too boring
>>57201572Good. Fuck spergrunners.
>makes speedrunners seethe>makes nuzlockers seethe>makes "muh shiny value" fags seetheGod Gen 9 is so based
>>57201572Speedrunners already run into traffic
>>57201572You already made this thread
>>57201572every aspect of gen 9 is dogshit
>SV thread Sharty magnet thread
>waaah waaahhh why can't I play the game wrong?!KekGet fucked
>>57201628>the entire reason why speedrunners don't want to play SV is lag, cutscenespam and crashesNone of those are "playing the game"
>>57201652>play game wrong>complain it's not performing properlyI never had a single crash in my entire time playing
>>57201667>the people who post actual videos of their playthroughs of the game experience crashes>the retard shilling on a dead Mongolian basket weaving forum who claims he's played the game says he's seen noneKwaaaab
>>57201691>like 20 people posted a video of a glitch>that means everyone experienced themYou are one gullible dumbass holy shit
>>57201756>the people who actually played the game posted video evidence of glitcheshuh
>>57201756>casseroya moment
>>57201652>>57201691Actually the reasons he complains about is shit like "WHY DON'T I HAVE ACCESS TO THIS POKEMON FROM THE START"
>>57202212I played the game, in fact I have around 500 hours in it lolKeep coping, gullible retard>>57202229Yeah no I'm not gonna defend the performance kekBut it doesn't crash all the time if you play normally like everyone who never played it loves to claim
>>57201572Based SV making autists kneel
>>57202297>I played the game, in fact I have [HEADCANON]>>57202255>not only did he not play the game, he didn't watch the videoyou can catch any pokemon in SV you want from the start retardbro
nobody wants to speedrun it because the game is garbage
>>57202402>you can catch any pokemon in SV you want from the startNot really, there's entire areas you can't access until you upgrade your mount.
>>57202407If quality was an issue they would have stopped speedrunning Pokemon after XY.
>>57202414its a massive step downeven from sun and moonlooks like a steam asset flip
>>57202407This
>>57201572only Pokemon gen I skipped >.t bought every game from XY to sword and shield
>>57201572Funny because Gamefreak speedrun the development of this train wreck of a game
>>57202402Oh sorry anon it was actually almost 600h not 500Suck my diiick lmaooo
>>57202726Based.
every switch game crashes, you ever played a fucking ubisoft game? idk why people like to make a big deal about it for SV in particularthen I remember that pokemon fans only play pokemon
>>57202752>ubisoftkek
I really want to play SV
>>57202767Why don't you?
>>57202752Even Splatoon 3 crashes for me sometimes and it's one of the most polished Nintendo games.
>>57202726>Oh sorry anon it was [HEADCANON]BTW the average speedtranny has 10x this amount if not more, find a better fake image next time>>57202408Oh no instead of being able to catch 400 Pokemon from the start I can only catch 300
>>57202767Play it then. If you're concerned about physical, import a new Japanese copy of the game pack with DLC because they were updated in revision 004 to have everything on cart. Barring a Switch 2 compatibility patch the game is done getting updates.
>>57202780I'd say the only switch game that hasn't crashed on me is Smash. Well, randomly at least, there are definitely ways to force a crash like the infinite assist trophies bug before it was patched.
>>57202784Lmao anon I go through the effort to go on my profile and take a picture and you're still coping and denying the truth? That's honestly really sad manReverse image search my pic, it's not fake
>>57201572Buy an ad>>57202408You can catch something like 350/400 Pokémon with no badges, availability is not a problem.I'm not a speedrunner fag because I like video games but I can't imagine why you'd need more than Skeledirge and Flamigo anyway if you were just trying to speed through the game with no distractions
>>572015724chan is the kind of place that would love it if the game started with 10 hour long cutscene that simply shows you Pikachu and Charizard. But it's the kind of cutscene that you can't even have running in the background because you're required to regularly select an option in a text box. Why? Because it spites [insert random group of people on the internet]. Making being spiteful your entire personality isn't any better than making speedrunning or nuzlocking your entire personality. Modern pokemon games are unplayable trash thanks to the sheer amount of retarded and embarrassing cutscenes alone. You don't need to be some gay speedrun streamer to realize that.
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>>57202844Damn, nice.
>>57202844Thanks a lot anon
>>57201572Speedruns are just OCD time wasting on a grand scale, and engaging in the practice is a symptom of a deeper mental issue. It is cruel to further encourage these individuals to engage in their "hobby".
>>57202812Okay, let's say you are right. So you're one retard who says the game doesn't crash compared to entire communities who also all play the game who say it does. Uh oh anon...>just use jewgle goyimLol, one might even say lmao
>>57203031>compared to entire communitiesAgain, just cause a handful of people posted videos of glitches or crashes doesn't mean that literally everyone experienced themThere's 25 million sold copies, plus tons of people who emulated, you're an absolute fool if you really think literally every single player had the same problemsNo clue what google has to do anything with it, it's just logic my man
>>57201572>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T SKIP THE CUTSCENE!!!!!!boohoo your run is 30 minutes instead of 8what's the big deal? other rpg runners don't whine about cutscenes
>can't be speedran>there are literal dozens of speedruns of it with the shortest being just 5 hoursJust because there aren't glitched speedruns doesn't mean it can't be speedran, fucking retards.
>>57204369>we love movie games when Gayfreak does itGF simps were criticizing BW for having too much dialog too
>>57204347>doesn't mean that literally everyone experienced themof 'literally everyone' who bought the game maybe less than 20% even played past the first gym (if that)speedtrannychads are a huge community of people who actually play the game, not only play the game but play it multiple times over, and actually experience crashes and bugs and lag do you want to know what happens when the game crashes, glitches out, lags, anon? that's time taken away from playing the game
>>57205951>do you want to know what happens when the game crashes, glitches out, lagsyeah i also played gen 1
>>57201667>play game right>still performs poorly
>>57205951>speedtrannychadsStopped reading tight there
>>57202500Don't be a skipper, be a double dipper
>>57202500>XY to sword and shieldYou are in your "I'm around 20 years old so I think I'm too mature for the newest Pokémon game" phase I see. That's cute.
>>57205951>of 'literally everyone' who bought the game maybe less than 20% even played past the first gymTo be fair this happens to almost every game, not just pokemon
>>57204448They were criticizing Sun and Moon for having unskippable cutscenes but now they're suddenly good because speedrunners complained too.
>>57201628nigger
>>57206011Yeah I never said it runs well, see >>57202297>>57206716I'm as white as it gets, I get a sunburn after 15 min
>>57202844>>57202917Watch as Google updates YouTube just to break Dearrow.
>>57202844>dearrow>license
>>57202402I don't think you know what headcanon means at this point
IDGAF about speedruns because i'm not a cringe autistic tranny, but a based zoopedo.
>>57201596Wait how does it make nuzlockers seethe?
>>57210470You pretty much need to avoid talking to any NPC trainers at all cost, because within few meters of each other the trainers might have 50 level difference.
>>57209857Proud of u
>>57210470Probably because you can pick your encounters
>>57210470overworld mons
>>57201572Good, fuck speedrunners and attention e-whores.
>>57210487>>57210514just play blindfolded
>>57201572Good.
SV was that bad KEK
>>57201572Good, speedruners are mentally ill faggots.
>>57213169So are people who suddenly forget they hate unskippable cutscenes because the bad people hate them too.
>>57213169This
>>57201572They just invented their own speedrun categories running parts of the game
This thread reeks of autism
>>57213231>>57213231I don't mind cutscenes because every single one was relevant to the story and and character development.
>>57213231Why would you skip cutscenes? I never understood this. It's part of the game experience.
>>57201572SV truly is a shit and lazy game
Too much sharty in this thread
I don't understand why people who just want to play the game with a twist that makes it more challenging get ridiculed
>>57213169>retards on 4chan of all websites think they have the right to ridicule somebody else for being "mentally ill"
>>57214753I mean that's fine, but don't complain if your "twist" isn't working the way you want it to work.
>>57202844Dumb. A clickbait thumbnail is just a message that the video is worthless.
>>57214708If you replay the game they're boring. It isn't like there's a lot of choice for the PC.
>>57201572Scarlet and Violet is just the game that keeps on giving, wew lad
>>57210483>NPC trainers at all cost, because within few meters of each other the trainers might have 50 level difference.Idk if you know this, but gen 9 change it so that you can ran away from trainer battles now. At least the ones with generics, but I guess a Nuzlocke would not allow you to use this feature.
>>57215823I replayed the game twice and never skipped a single cutscene.
