KWAB: The Pokémon
>>57224762>Pedophile >Flaming faggot (Fire type) >Always mad for no reason >Obese This pokemon is the embodiment of 4chin
>>57224766dubs confirm
She’s cool
>>57224766incontestable truth.
>>57226600>sheposter is a typhlosionfagclockwork
>>57224766‘Chanbros…
>there’s only one she posterkwab
>>57226724never said that retard
>backtracking>instant replyKwb
>>57226734where did i backtrackyou're retarded
>>57226745Stop you ing me
>>57226750what was that about instant replies?
>>57226752
>>57224762>males will never live down their shame and forever be branded always kept away from girls>females continue to be groomerstacys getting away with everything enjoying their shotasShe won
>>57226756females lost by default on account of being w*men
>>57224762She’s amazing desu
>>57224766>PedophileRough draft, Not canon, mistranslated, released without Game freak consent. >Flaming faggot (Fire type)By fire type standards it’s not very flaming since its open flame is in much less often than many other fire types. As for faggot, that’s an ironic accusation since your previous point implies it got a girl pregnant. And even though it isn’t canon, one person at game freak made a choice to portray it as a getting a female pregnant. Making it further from being a faggot than nearly every other Pokémon >Always mad for no reasonConstantly compared to a lazy overrated lizard, neglected by Game Freak, no buffs in like a decade and even when it gets something it far too little to late, only discussion it ever gets is being called bland, a shitmon, or as a scapegoat for pokefan’s pedophilia so that dumbasses can artificially prop up whatever piece of garbage their own favorite is. Its anger is complete justified, even more so if we pretend any part of that goddamn leak is true. A typhlosion decides to help a lost girl who wondered into its territory, it forms a connection with her, sacrifices it life because the girl asked to be with her father. And even this kindness is pointless because the psychopaths in the village shunned the girl and remove her humanity. Literally Beauty and the Beast but if Gaston and the lynch mob won. Ironically had it just went Pompeii the second it saw the girl and reduced everything within a 20 mile radius into cinders, it wouldn’t have gotten canceled and maybe the species would get some respect for once. No wonder modern Typhlosion have hair- trigger tempers and “burn anything it doesn't recognize, to charcoal.” >ObeseUnless you have a set standard as to what the proper BMI of a Pokémon should be, this is meaning less. but even by appearance Typhlosion doesn’t look obese to me. Honey badgers have loose skin to it possible what you’re seeing as fat is just skin.
>>57227045>this many words of pure, unfiltered seethingdo typhaggots really?
>>57227101>Ooh, an unaccompanied little girl!
>>57227073>people who hate typhlosion are illiterateexplains so much
>>57227113i read the whole thing and its just nonstop coping and seething and "well um achyually"
>>57227121on one hand, you're a colossal faggot shaun, but on the other, you aren't wrong cynthia is a jabroni
You permavirgins lust after ten year-olds on a second-by-second basis in this shithole of a subreddit but God forbid something actually fucks the lolis...
>>57227128speak for yourself. >>57227131not really no you're just making a fool of yourself
>obese cartoon badger with no identity whatsoever, not even its stat spreadKWAB
>>57227142hey can you go post cynthia vore in this thread>>57110034that would be funny i think
>>57226600she's cute
