only redeeming quality is the shiny
>>58238010Big Blacky Cock
>>58238033She goes by Bracky, stop deadnaming her
>>58238010>cool and cute>simple, effective design>resembles several popular animals>decent in battle>little competition from other Generation II Pokémon
>>58238010>Umbreon now has more porn than GardevoirWhat the fuck?
>>58238010Umbreon is adorable and you're just being mean for no reason, OP.
>>58238302That's because he is popular, not because he is inherently sexual.
>>58238010It's the Eeveelution most aesthetically similar to a sonic character, so the math.
>>58238297>>little competition from other Generation II PokémonGame Freak either didn't want Gen 2 Pokémon to be popular or didn't care whether they were or weren't.
Cool design that directly ties in with its Pokedex descriptions. You can see how it would disappear in darkness because its fur is like the color of ink. Then you can imagine those red eyes and glowing rings revealing themselves as if from a complete void. And it sweats poison. I'm so glad it still learns Toxic by TM, but I really think it should learn it by leveling up. 10/10 coolmon
>>58238010Most people that grew up in the 90s to early 2000s went through a goth phase, So Umbreon is like a friend from the past. Same reason they still like bands like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance and Evanescence.
>>58238302i don't think that's true
>>58238563it's *almost* true on the site that matters
>>58238039japanese you will never be.
it's wild that this image >>58238313 takes up more storage than this >>58238563i guess the clearly-defined and relatively scarce borders between the few colors of the former image are what makes its file size so small
>>58238582*lessbut whatever you know what i mean
>>58238563Gardevoir has the most shit on r34, but a huge chunk of it is AI.
>>58238563>>58238575Geez, How the fuck did Umbreon dodge the pasta bullet with all that evidence?
>>58238618something being strongly associated with water/wetness is infinitely easier to make sex jokes about than what umbreon is
