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Why was this even a debate? Arceus, the creation trio, the aura trio, or Necrozma don't even have to get involved. All the lions can just be hypnotized by Malamar into killing each other.
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>>58273937
normalfag bait mostly
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>>58273937
if you were to stand on a completely open field with the lions standing shoulder to shoulder with nothing to obscure them and stare out onto the horizon as far as the eye can see at a sea of lion, and you had enough power to hypnotize every single lion in that area visible to you, you would have affected less than 1 percent of the total lions. One billion is a SHITLOAD of lions and the area they would occupy is immense. Outside of some sort of god deletion move from the actual non-pokemon god version of arceus nothing could hit them all. If it isn't some world ending legendary even their biggest move is hitting an insignificant fraction of a fraction.
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>>58273973
In legends za malamar hypnotizes everyone in the biggest city in france + hypnotized everyone in the real world into falling for the shittiest bait marketing strategy the franchise has ever done
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>>58273991
Hypnosis? There is no hypnosis, Anon! We always loved Malamar! My friend Malamar is my favourite Pokemon!
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We ran a simulation. The pokemon didn't stand a chance after the first 100,000
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>>58273991
Malamar hypnotized a dozen people at the most
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>>58274004
They really made him the Tsukishima of Pokemon for some reason.
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>>58274021
man it's a shame that arc had such a dogshit ending, that guy mindfucking ichigo was kino
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KILL EACH OTHER
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>>58273937
With no legendaries, dimension hopping, phasing, or ghosts (or flying capable pokemon as long as the fight doesn't start with the pokemon surrounded), they'd still win. You need an Alakazam to be smart enough to see the obvious and an Oranguru to command to the others more effectively. Simply reach a body of water. This is easy for all the pokemon with speed boosting moves and abilities or really anything above base 100 speed (if the starting distance between them is further apart, then the lions probably can only reach the sub base 75 speed since they only run fast in short bursts). Water pokemon can transport as many as they can carry (not every pokemon is going to survive). Lions have only ever been recorded as swimming 100 meters. Even if they all suicidally drowned to make a bridge, that'd be much slower and it wouldn't stay together. The pokemon probably only need to swim a few kilometers to the nearest island. Pleanty of pokemon have crop planting abilities so they can all live on the island for as long as they need to. They'll only need to for about 16 years as that's the max age for lions in the wild. Ignoring all the catastrophic affects that the hundreds of millions of non drowned lions will have, few may even make it that long. Pleanty of pokemon are based off of creatures with longer lifespans than that.
>but what if the lions reproduced?
Well then, that's not the same group of lions that we started out with, right? Those lions aren't part of the competition.
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ok but a billion is like a LOT of lions
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>>58274021
kek
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>>58274540
I don't think it's really considered a win or even a fight to have one side simply leave and wait for the other side to cycle through an entire generation. That's like declaring a boxer the winner of a fight because because he moved to europe and their opponent starved to death waiting in the ring for them. Fighting to the last man until a victor is determined is sort of the point of a versus fantasy match. Otherwise it's just more of a "put everyone on the same planet and see which one survives longest" match.
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>>58274676
facts
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>>58274731
think about it this way. the lions all are holding toxic orbs, but the posion is inflicted on them very very slowly. it's in the pokemon's best interest to play stall and for the lion's best interest to play offense. basically no terms are made in this scenario, unlike a boxing match. the pokemon can win using an "underhanded" strategy, but that's still a win
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>>58273937
Wouldn't this be the equivalent of whatever pokemon vs arbitrarily large group of lvl 1 normal types with tackle/bite as their only moves? Even if you had a top titty group of legendaries they'd just run out of PP and get 1-pinged to death, no?



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