I will now buy your Funko
>>58798091MUST CONSOOMOn the other hand Herbizarre sounds like such a cooler name
You'd have to pay me to put those ugly things in my room
German niggas be like "Bisaknosp iz mein favorikt pocket meinkampf, ja!"
>>58798091Wow I can't wait to not buy it even when the local redditor needs to liquidate his collection because Tyrone doesn't like it
>Coomlector dies>Family doesn't want his plastic shit>Entire hoard goes straight to the landfillEvery time.
>>58798199>he doesn't have kids who will inherit the toysincel bros...
>>58798213Having kids doesn't mean they'll want your junk
>>58798226>kids doesn't like toysare you African?
>>58798091My parents bought me one of the Pokemon Funko pops for Christmas. Apparently I was visibly pissed off because my dad told me the next day that I ruined the mood for everyone. Don't really give a fuck. The figure went into the trash immediately.
>>58798432jerk.just give it to someone who would like it or sell it
>>58798091Isn't Funko on the brink of death or something?
>>58798485No
>>58798247>Funko>toys>catalog is almost entirely comprised of ugly slop characters from >20 years ago that your kids will certainly not give one fuck aboutYup, into the trash it goes. Leave your kids literally anything else.
>>58798485Yes, they are bankrupt.
>>58798098It's also closer to the Japanese original instead of claiming the lines are dinosaurs for no reason
>>58798091A lot of funkos would actually be pretty neat little figures if they didn't have the soulless black eyes staring at you. Like that Ivysaur figure with actual Ivysaur eyes would have been really neat, especially at such a cheap price. But they just had to stick the black eyes on it and ruin it.
>>58799020I'll occasionally see a funko without the dead eyes and they don't look horrible for the cheap price. The xenomorphs are ok. The yugioh ones can be totally fine. I have no idea why they make nearly everything have the black eyes. Maybe if they did that they wouldn't be bankrupt
>>58798091He angy
>>58798213I like how you're assuming the collector will die while the kid (if they even exist) are still children because that's how bad their lives are
>>58798247>kids doesn'tI dunno nigga are you Indian?
>>58799020>>58799032Deviating from their likeness is part of the reason they can sell them for so cheap brands like jewtendo or disney wouldnt let funko replicate their characters full likeness to sell when they could get you to buy their overpriced merch and reap all of the profits instead
