Most Beautiful Designed Pokémon!
>>58805912Shitmon
>>58805912Aurorus sexo
>>58805916Go back to spamming about jeets.
not even the most beautiful fully evolved kalos fossilmon
>>58805912It finally got meteor beam!
As opposed to Pokémon that weren't designed? Please learn to speak English, OP.
>>58805961It did back in gen 8.I'm going to assume that it's one of those "DLC only" moves because Game Freak is too much of a Jewish ass for it to be available from the get-go.Judy give it Power Gem for fucks sake.
For me it's milotic
>>58805983the three holes ruin milotic for me
>>58805912I want to touch her soft, squishy, probably slimy body.
>>58806238>soft, squishy
>>58806001that's how it breathes anon
>>58805912It is pretty but it sucks how weak it is, Ice/Rock and shit defense and speed, this will kill nothing and die to everythingeven it's Pokedex entry talks about how it died out because it was easy pickings for predators and can't really live on it's own it needs a trainer.I'm gonna shiny hunt this motherfucker
>>58805970>couldn't learn AURORA veil in gen 7>could only learn it in gen 8 but only via breeding>gen 9 buffs ice types via snow, but it didn't make it past the dexcut>back in ZA, has a big hitbox on top of having that awful defensive typing with no snow/aurora veil to cover itTruly a tragic pokemon. Nothing short of a mega with auto-aurora veil could save it, and even then its just asking to get brick-break'd.
>>58807435>all that greentextDare I say that it never was because of Aurorus being "extinct for a reason".Game Freak being a sleazy shitter is why Aurorus gets fucked over. If Lucario and Garchomp can get two new additional mega evolutions then Aurorus can get the buffs and changes it deserves, no exceptions.
>>58806001>>58806465Those are meant to be beauty marks, they aren’t holes
Why are they so graceful?
>>58808503>Game Freak being a sleazy shitterDefinitely. I'm still seething to this day at the baffling decision to make Gourgeist physically offensive when it has an amazing special movepool that would have given it a niche over Trevenant. Someone on the gen 6 dev team was taking the piss, especially considering they okay'd Gale Wings Talonflame and Mega Kanga.Oh and funny how Tyrantrum gets Rock Head + Head Smash, one of the most busted ability/attack combinations while also being able to boost with Dragon Dance. In fact in Legends ZA there's a quest where you have to help a little girl who wants to buy a Sail Fossil but her brother wants the Jaw Fossil because its 'stronger'. Almost as if the devs know how shitty it is compared to Tyrantrum and just want to rub it in.At this point I don't even care if Aurorus will never be good competitively, I just hope we finally get a game where we can ride any compatible mon in our party and that Aurorus is lucky enough to make it into the dex.
>>58805912Make it Ice/Dragon
>>58808573Look at the way they're shaded on this card, they're definitely gills or something
>>58808623>I just hope we finally get a game where we can ride any compatible mon in our partyThe gen 10 leak for its "ride" mechanic is pretty grim since it's just you on a scooter that's attached to a Pokemon. And IIRC it's literally just the Synchro Machine with extra steps.>and that Aurorus is lucky enough to make it into the dexKnowing the absolute state of modern Pokemon it won't, especially if there's a battle mechanic that will actually help Aurorus even if somewhat.
>>58808624Sorry, that would be too OP.Game Freak's balancing decisions works on a basic that is relative to the Pokemon in question.Is a Pokemon intended to be part of a DLC? Make it excessively strong. If not, it has to meet the following criteria:- is it bipedal?- is it going to show up in marketing and promotional material / advertisements?- is it going to be part of the main character's team in the anime / have a prominent role in the anime?If it doesn't meet two of the three requirements, make it excessively weak and if it does appear in the anime have it lose every battle it's in because we're too much of pussy to update Arceus's lore to have it involve raining down damnation Pokemon we secretly wish to remove from the franchise.
>>58807435>>back in ZA, has a big hitbox on top of having that awful defensive typing with no snow/aurora veil to cover itRecently been using it in ZA online and it’s a tragedy. It’s actually has a very high special attack and can one-shot most ‘mons even before boosting, but it has the defense of wet paper and dies instantly. And with how many garchomp’s are running around you just get earthquake’d before getting any shot off
>>58808829>And with how many garchomp’s are running around you just get earthquake’d before getting any shot offGame Freak would rather give Garchomp (and Lucario) a second mega evolution it never even needed for the sake of popularity wank and DLC sales rather than to give Aurorus any actual buffs.A reasonable game developer that actually knows what to do would've did the opposite but unfortunately this is Pokemon, a franchise that is unsalvageably cucked by marketing first and foremost.Pokemon isn't the only franchise to be cucked but it may as well be the most, right after Call of Duty.
FUCKING FINALLY AFTER 7 YEARS OF NOTHING
>>58809001https://x.com/PokemonRestocks/status/2007763038473163063
>>58806238Slimy? Why would it be slimy? Now if we were talking about Goodra, I'd get the slimy part, but Aurorus?
>>58810021coombrains think everything is like their coom material. Aurorus would most likely be smooth, scaly and cold to the touch, and at most slightly bouncy.
>>58808585They're just built that way.
>>58805921What?>>58805962This.
Dino pussy
