What would you do if your Pokémon wanted you to marry it? Could you break its heart?
Which one.Fart on it and laugh it off. As a joke.
Rolling for which Pokémon wants to marry me
>>58808617>617It teleports behind me and fucks me in the ass if I refuse
anal
I would let that critter know that it is illegal, discouraged, and immoral and then box it, verily.
>>58808440yes because I could never be their partner. I'm a human. I belong with other humans
something jubilant and full of energy that could lift me out of my depression and just be nice to me
>>58808617Interesting idea. Rolling.
>>58809732AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITS SOUNDINGMYCOCK
rolling
>>58809743Nope. Released into the wild. Anyone ITT can have her (Or him. Whatever you're into.).
>>58809746YOU WERE BLESSED WITH BUT DECIDED TO RELEASE FUCKING RIBOMBEE?? FUCK YOU
Rolling
>>58809920What is this thing
>>58808617better be good>>58809925your new wife
>>58810018could be worse I suppose
>>58810026That's a bird.
>>58809925A Kamen Rider
>>58809920oki
>>58810339nah, i fucking hate barboach and whiscash
We roll
>>58810394Yeah, sure
>>58808440Tell said Pokémon that's not a thing and I don't want that and that said Pokémon should not feel that way.>>58808815>>58809097This.>and then box itBut that might be a bit too much depending on the context.
>>58808440Rollan