/vp/ - ITT: Real life pokemon. - Pokémon

Anonymous

01/05/26(Mon)03:37:24 No.58809388

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Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)03:37:24 No.58809388 Archived

ITT: Real life pokemon.

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)05:02:21 No.58809514

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)05:02:21 No.58809514

>>58809388
water/grass gastrodon regional based on this when?

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)08:44:26 No.58809794

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)08:44:26 No.58809794

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>Crush force of up to 3300 newtons
That's 750 pounds of crushing force
Has been seen ripping boobies into parts (the seabird, calm down)

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)08:49:24 No.58809804

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)08:49:24 No.58809804

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*shiny sound effect plays*

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)08:54:41 No.58809824

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)08:54:41 No.58809824

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>>58809514
>>58809388
isn't this a shaymin

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)09:01:58 No.58809839

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)09:01:58 No.58809839

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>>58809388

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)09:13:19 No.58809854

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)09:13:19 No.58809854

>>58809824
chia pet hedgehogs aren't sea slugs that steal chloroplasts from their food

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)09:15:16 No.58809859

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)09:15:16 No.58809859

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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)09:17:59 No.58809866

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)09:17:59 No.58809866

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>>58809794
God, I love boobies (the woman part, calm down)

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)09:41:16 No.58809913

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)09:41:16 No.58809913

>>58809866
why is the face literally : )

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)09:42:15 No.58809915

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)09:42:15 No.58809915

>>58809913
c:

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)09:48:02 No.58809922

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)09:48:02 No.58809922

>>58809915
:^)

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)10:23:27 No.58809978

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)10:23:27 No.58809978

>>58809854
would its ability be sap sipper then?

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)12:12:43 No.58810212

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)12:12:43 No.58810212

>>58809978
>pure water
>sap sipper
>specially defensive
>also access to acid armor
>gets weird shit from grass type such as leech seed

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)16:50:39 No.58810922

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)16:50:39 No.58810922

>>58809866
omg shellos hiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)17:21:35 No.58811009

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)17:21:35 No.58811009

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>>58809388
>>58809804

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)17:43:30 No.58811048

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)17:43:30 No.58811048

>>58809859
Hold up, is this real???

Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)17:44:58 No.58811057

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)17:44:58 No.58811057

>>58811048
>"REAL" life pokemon thread
>gets posted in the REAL life pokemon thread
Holy shit.... HOLY SHIT, IT IS REAL!?!??!?? IT'S BEEN REAL ALL ALONG???????