boring redditors want Pokémon to be real to fuck them.Me, an intellectual, want Pokemon to be real for this kind of life.
>>58810054Sorry Pokémon are like insects, cats and dogs. They can't be your friend.
>>58810054But Pokémon IS reddit.Take any outsider from /vp/ and reddit and ask them "What games would a redditor play?"You can be sure that 90% of the time, Pokémon will be among the answers.
>>58810054They should make it so all Pokémon are able to talk in human language by default. So not how Digimon does it.>>58810118All species of Pokémon have human-level cognition at minimum, in the anime and main games.>They can't be your friend.Best Friends Ribbon.
>>58810054Little does OP know that Gabumon is a certified boiwife.