stop cussing so much

Last year I got a shiny Destiny mark Glimmora. Wonder what I should get this year.

>>58810722
What even is this thing

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>>58810722
I will never stop being assmad about this thing's stat distribution. GF insists on putting some of the +100 into the dumpstats of almost every Mega... ok sure. But THIRTY FIVE FUCKING POINTS IN ATTACK? That's not even what makes me mad though
>1 point slower than base Garchode
>2 points slower than Mega Excadril
>4 points slower than Mega Sharpedo and Pinsir
If GF is that anal about not optimizing most Megas that is fine... but they could have literally just done +30 instead and 106 speed would have allowed Mega Glimmora to outrun those crucial foes (since it can hit all of them SE) and be THAT much better. Always count on GF to fuck things up!

>>58811737
Just use those other ‘mons instead, so what?

i caught an alpha Glimmora in a beast ball :D

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>>58810722
Love this little freak, kinda wish they would've gotten more lore though

>>58810722
Unlewdable, therefore not popular.

>>58812525
not with that attitude

bump

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>>58811737
As someone who loves Glimmora and especially Scovillain and Malamar, I'm really fucking pissed as well.
40 FUCKING POINTS WASTED IN SCOVILLAIN'S WORTHLESS DEFENSES INSTEAD OF ANY POINTS BEING PUT INTO SPEED.
MALAMAR GETS THE MOST LAUGHABLY SHIT STAT SPREAD EVER SEEN IN A MEGA, THEY NOT ONLY MADE IT A DOGSHIT MIXED ATTACKER, BUT THEY PUT ALL THE MEGA POINTS INTO SPECIAL DEFENSE, ON A POKEMON WITH ONE OF THE WORST DEFENSIVE TYPES IN THE GAME.
And to make it worse on Mega Glimmora's case, it looks like a cross between the Ultimate Weapon and a satellite laser when it attacks with beam moves and such in ZA, it doesn't stab things with it's petals or it's elongated crystal face thing, it fires beams. All those points wasted in attack are a cruel joke, especially because Glimmora's physical movepool sucks.

>>58810722
Do you like Geeta?

>>58810795
Tera crystal irradiated pokemon

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>>58815090
Not OP but no
I would've liked her if she turned out to be a villain but she doesn't even do anything
I think she should've been something like SM Lusamine

>>58814138
Tbh Scovillain and Malamar were always going to love and die as shitmons so it probably wasn’t worth having high hopes for them in the first place. Glimmora actually was going to be competitively good so that’s more worth being upset about.

No one likes Glimmora desu

>>58811737
Still seems good to me, I don't get the issue.

fuck me i ran out of glimmora pics to bump with

>>58815090
no i do not give a flying fuck about her. im a bit sad a bunch of glimmora art is related to her cuz shes really lame

>tera has Glimmora
>mega has Diancie
>Z has the Tapus
What does dyna have?

>>58811737
Use rock polish sis

>>58814138
>>58816118
i'll defend scovillain, if it keeps chlorophyll it can be a devastating sun sweeper. i have no idea what the fuck glim or malamar can get to salvage their spreads, maybe levitate for glim

>>58810795
my exact question man... i could never figure out wtf this little guy was supposed to be

>>58810722
does glimmora have pusy

>>58824744
>50/50 gender ratio
Yes, at least half of them do

>>58824756
ok thanks
now i just need to find poison resistant condom

>>58824770
Good luck bro, get that Glimmussy

>>58810844
Cute!

>>58810722
I would highly suggest that this thread stops getting necrobumped before people start treating it with the same reputation of all the Eeveelution threads.
>>58819636
The Mega dex entry strongly suggests that Glim will be keeping Toxic Debris. Mega Malamar is unsalvagable, Smogon made a custom gamemode for PLZA OU and they gave it Simple + Contrary and still nobody used it.

>>58827459
funny you say that, i even said earlier i ran out of glimmora pics, some based anon thats a glimmora fan has been bumping this for me. and now i have more nice glimmora art for the folder!

I’m surprised that people like the Jew nosed cave flower

bumperino

>>58810795
>>58819661
Chalcanthite which translates to ‘copper flower’ except it acts like a literal flower creature with the crystals blooming like petals

>>58829692
I guarantee youbare the only person in the world who looked at Glimmora and thought of a Jewish nose