I REJECT YOUR CLAIM TO GODHOOD YOU HUMANFUCKING BITCH!
Why'd he do it, bros?
>>58810784>gigas doesn't take a second to start up>eleki not going 5x faster than everyone elselame
>>58810832will Gen 10 be the comeback story for /our guy/?
>>58810784Regignosis is cringe but I do genuinely just fucking hate Arceus so much, bros.
>>58811682>DOOMED BY FATE. MARRIED TO REGRET AND ETERNAL HATE.he just like me fr
>>58810784In the end, no matter how many times he tries, she always wins.
>>58810784I hate how GameFreak keeps meddling with classic designs. Like fuck off with this nu-gen garbage, those two faggots on each end are not real regis. Same with megas and cross-gen evolutions, fuck off with that garbage. Everything needs to be minmaxxed now or else zoomers will turn off the game and go back to frying their atrophied brains on DikCok. These insatiable faggots will never know the joy of playing gens 1-3 and discovering an underrated mon to use in-game, like Solrock or Octillery. Instead, they'll ruin the legacy of underrated mons by giving them retarded upgrades that destroy everything that being underrated stood for. For people like me that enjoy creating a team of underdogs this new zoomer-pleasing tactic is downright cancerous. Fuck this series and fuck retards that think every non-minmaxxed old mon needs a retarded zoomer upgrade because they're unusable in whatever gay compfag tier they're playing in
>>58811720>Like fuck off with this nu-gen garbage, those two faggots on each end are not real regis.I dont mind when theyre actually cool like G Zapdos and Moltres but holy fuck the premise of electric and dragon type regis is so bafflingly stupid and the execution is just as bad
Lord Arceus is a He, you blaspheming heathen. Moreover, this vile claim of Him taking a feminine form to lay with a human is literally just pokephile schizo fantasy rejected by the vast majority of theological scholars.Kindly end your lives, Regibastards.
>>58810832
>>58810832He obviously stopped by Galar to pick up a bong
>>58811682No, it will remain a fanfiction forever
Imagine hating these funny little lads
>>58813013>Rock: Gigas-kun osoi ne>Steel: Un>>Rock: Gigas is late, right?>>Steel: Yeah>>>Regidrago & Regieleki visiting partyThat aside, I just noticed that Eleki is the only regi with 'hair', other than their old man.
>>58813110The worst of both worlds. Pokefuckery and Regignosis. Never post again.
>>58811682BETRAYED
>>58813013>>58813157>Regidraco: Got any forks mate? I can't be using these chopsticks>Regieleki: *Highland Scots*>Regidraco: Hahaha, fucking hell bruv you can't say that here
>"POKEFUCKERS could be here" he thought. I've never been to this region before. "There could POKEFUCKERS anywhere." The icy wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE POKEFUCKERS" he thought. The RSE Regis theme reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 Lum Berry circulated through his thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of pokefiliacs after dark. "With a Starmobile, you can go anywhere you can." he beeped to himself, out loud.
>>58810784>Arceus is born>Fights a lot of fuckers right out of her egg>Bonds and gets breed by a human right after>Shapes the pokemon world to fundamentally work through the intensity of combat and the symbiosis of pokemon fucking humansI kneel
>>58811682Arceus didn't have abilities but Regigigas still had slow start, man is fucked
>>58814944removing it for the game set in the past would have made so much sense too
>>58814940>Bonds and gets breed by a human right afterAn obsolete version among many others, which has been abandoned and will never be reused for logical reasons. The final version is incompatible with it and will never support it
>>58810784ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
>>58814944Pure evil
Regigigas just wants peace.
>>58817783peace has always existed
>>58810784Cringe fanon
>>58811712Is there more of this or was it just a one shot comic?
>>58811712She's so strong..
>>58816272WAR BROKE OUT IN HEAVEN
>>58819068>WARjust regipest control
>>58813110Holy fucking based.
The Regignosis supporter masturbating to a golem and a horse. It's really creepy
Will we ever have regithreads without regignosisfag and his terminally online 46 year old hater shitting up the threads?I just want to ÜN-post
>>58819633Don't worry. The regihater will pass soon of old age.Doing what he does best until he dies, bumping my thread because it triggers him to have fun.
>>58820025If you still haven't figured it out, you're ruining all the Regithreads by constantly spamming the same crap. Especially since you don't need anyone to bump your thread by reposting the same images for the umpteenth time.
>>58820907That anon is not OP I'm OP you schizoid nigger
>>58821342I didn't claim to be the OP. The OP (you) is part of the problem because they spam threads with their crap and keep creating new topics about it, instead of having healthy Regithreads.ÜN-post is more fun
>>58819633I'm not his hater; I have the right to disagree with this theory he's presenting as fact. It's not my fault if his headcanon is inconsistentI'm not even thirty yet, and I've barely participated in this thread unlike the last one, which dates from december in which I published long posts>>58820025Disagreeing with your fanfiction and saying so doesn't make me a Regihater. I saw during our discussions that you lacked nuance and liked dishonest shortcuts. But again, I say that I appreciate Regis. The only thing that died is your theory lmao
>>58821891Nigga you jump into threads that don't even talk about regis like the recent stellar plate thread and go on a screed about how much you hate Regignosisfag. You realize you take the bait (is it even bait? Dude just post fanfic that seems to be well liked enough that it gets art) every single time.You are fucking old and obsessed. Take your pills old man and chill the fuck out. You're not some magical legendary lore gatekeeper, you're a 47 year old man getting angry at the meme of the week on a Filipino Tangerine Carving Forum that will die out in a month or so
>>58821943>>58821943I don't use authority argument. This message in the threads Terastellar plate was written by someone else. Any messages that contradict Regignosis's point aren't from me. You'll have to accept that. There aren't 50 solutions, either it's really someone who doesn't like it who sent it, or it's a fake that is deliberately trying to discredit because during a debate, it just gets torn apartIt's always the same anon person posting the same content about Regignosis over and over, even in threads where it doesn't belong. I only reply occasionally, so the one who's obsessed is more likely the OP.They mainly reuse content from the Japanese community or reinterpret other content; it's pretty easy to do.
>>58821943I went to look at the thread in question. Now I'm almost certain it's just the OP impersonating me. He didn't even bother to change the file name, since most of the images he posts always have a series of numbers starting with 172. And the funniest thing is that every time he posted this image, the name was the same.I understand that being humiliated in a debate in his last thread on Regignosis affected him because he was unable to hold a discussion. But that's no reason to try to impersonate me just to discredit me. That's a really low practice; you really have to have mental problems
>>58821387>Healthy regithreadsNigga what constitutes the fucking health of the thread? You a thread doctor? Again trying to be a fucking authority on what people post like you're a goddamn reddit mod>>58822065Nigga, literally almost all of the uses of that image are people arguing against regignosisfag(you) in the Archive with specific details or disproving regignosisfag's fanfiction in the exact points you make every fucking thread with the same filename half the time. You're demented old man. Seek medical help. Being on terminally on /vp/ in your 40s can't be good for your actual health.
>>58822116However, in the list of messages you sent me, the only ones that belong to me are those containing the PNG named "Arceus lore." As I already told you, several people are participating in this discussion. The fact that he uses similar arguments because he saw me use them before, or because he started posting at the same time as me on the same topic, does not make him and me the same person!
>>58822157>Any post that is 172 is clearly regignosisfag pretending to be me!>What? All the posts for months using 172 are my exact arguments?>Clearly that must be someone who just happens to use the same images and arguments as me, appearing in every regithread! So someone completely different happens to be just like you, post the same images, and is an authority oldfag like the one in this thread saying any thread that regignosisfag shows up in is "unhealthy" from their esteemed position?Wild cope old man. Hope your caretaker feeds you well enough.
Oh wow he deleted his own post to hide lmao
>>58822229No, I reposted the message I deleted immediately afterwards (here: >58822065). English isn't my first language; I simply resent the message after correcting some wording errors>>58822200I was wrong to think there was identity theft; it happens. I'm not going to remember every message that isn't mine. I just remembered the series of numbers that keeps appearing in the OP's images. Can you stop trolling?I repeat, I'm not 40. I'm in my twenties. The person you're referring to isn't meI've already written several long posts and debated this topic, but not all the messages are mine. Repeating that it's a headcanon (because it factually is) or seeing good arguments reused by several people who share a similar opinion on a subject doesn't mean it's the same user
>>58820025⠋⠥⠉⠅ ⠏⠕⠅⠑⠋⠥⠉⠅⠻⠎
>>58822303>47 year old authoritarian ESL Spic confused as to why his own arguments, images, and posts appear in threads he is clearly in and has memory ofHoly fuck, a fucking weeaboo supremacist regignosisfag that probably has 2 weeks of Japanese Duolingo under his belt has been arguing with some geriatric Mexican who doesn't even understand English completely.The levels of retardation, virginity, autism is beyond belief here.Can't you find los pokemon forumo Latino to be a moderator of?
>>58822380Are you listening to me when I write to you? I already told you I'm NOT the same personI'm not even Latino. I generally understand English, but I can make mistakes sometimes. It's humanI'm not moderating anything, you're completely delusional here. The worst part is that the message you're using, which talks about "healthy," is literally an opinion because the anon says they find a unun-post more amusing.
>>58822442Oh so you're the ESL spic regilore gatekeeper that doesn't even speak English, delusionally tries to claim anyone who posts your own images or quotes is trying to sabotage you and make you look bad.The other regilore gatekeeper is the 47 year old terminally online oldfag who says you have to read the lore ecumenical council thread from 15 years ago to post, otherwise you're beneath him.The identity of the two regilore gatekeepers ladies and gents.
>>58822488What are you even going on about now? I don't even speak Spanish.The only slightly reassuring thing is that you're finally starting to realize I'm not the 46-year-old nobody who commented on Stellar Plate. So that's a small step forwardI appreciate lore in general, not just that of the Regis. I'm not a gatekeeper of anything; I just respect the official canon.The problem is that I come here to talk about lore, but under the pretext that there are no more arguments, it ends up attacking the people behind the screen. Yet during our discussions, I never disrespected you or even insulted you
>>58822641Nigga I don't care if you Chinese or Pakistani, you're an ESL trying to hold conversations in a language you can't even speak while saying every other post that quotes you is always someone else or someone trying to sabotage you. Fucking deranged.>but under the pretext that there are no more argumentsNigga we can argue about anything, why are you setting yourself up for failure pretexting that there is nothing left to talk about in a thread that is obviously talking about some fanfiction. YOURE THE RETARD GOING INTO THE THREAD AND GETTING YOURSELF UPSET.>P-please no bully, I'm civil and polite! Pokemon discussion on /vp/ is a gentlemanly manner!Nigga just in the archive your posts with your own images show you name-calling and shitflinging, quit trying to be a moralfag now that you've been called out. You don't want anyone talking about Pokemon fanfic shit if you don't like it.
>>58822677Whether it's my native language or not is irrelevant and doesn't make you superior. As proof, you didn't even notice that the anon gave their opinion aboveWell, you've proven that you can't hold a counter-argument. And it shows in all your interactions with me; you're filled with hostilityHow is pointing out that it's headcanon or arguing that it's not possible by giving a justification considered getting angry?The problem is that you're accusing me of being a same user, but it's not me. Yet you can clearly see that I don't behave like him, that I don't write like him, that my files have different names, and so on.
>>58822738Nigga I'm the one who posted this you fucking retard. You've literally been talking to me the whole fucking thread.>>58819633This is my post complaining about how regithreads are your ESL Pakistani ass or the other authoritarian oldfag constantly fighting with the regignosisfag every single regithread. I'm saying the fighting and circular shotflinging you do shits up every thread with the same debate about fucking fanfiction over and over.And nigga you're the one who 1. Came into a fanfiction thread angry about people posting fanfiction2. You literally said your posts are the specific ones with specific filenames so you've been responding to these fanfic threads for months in the archive3. You don't recognize how fucking annoying your constant gatekeeping of "lore" from a bunch of fanfiction fags is. You're literally going into fanfiction threads and asking "WTF are you talking this isn't canon!"Do you realize how retarded that is?
And he deleted his ESL post AGAIN. lol. Lmao even.
They hate us cuz they ain't us.Very revealing last 2 thread. Just fun to watch.
>>58811682We will manifest the regihappening
>>58821943this dude is genuinely insane
>>58823106I live rent free in his head.
>>58823112based omper
>>58823120Did he really need heavy duty boots?
>>58823106Pokemon lore is a giant inconsistency constantly retconning itself anyways. What's wrong with that dude's mental for him to get so worked up over people having fun with another theory?Especially since a large part of both side's theories rely on treating the plates as immutable truth. Who's to say the person writing on the plates wasn't full of shit? Gamefreak could come out next gen and say the plates were Giratina's fan fiction, Regigigas is Arceus' old stepfather, and Mew is once again the creator of all. It's all bullshit at the end of the day.
>>58823180If ultra beasts aren't pokemon, why are they called Pokemon in the Pokedex?
RegiNALD
>>58817783>regieleki>regidragoThey will NEVER be his sons
>>58823287Drago I can understand hating but what's wrong with Eleki? It's made of its element just like the 3 originals are
>>58822789I don't hate you. You're making things up. Just because I post a blank plate or point out that it's headcanon because I don't subscribe to a truly improbable theory doesn't mean you're hated. That's absurd.>>58823185Ultra Beasts are Pokémon. In Teraleak, they are described as "Parallel Pokémon"Pokedex Moon (Nihilego) : >One of the Ultra Beasts. It's unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl.All Ultra Beasts have a Pokédex classification, such as "Parasite Pokémon" for Nihilego, "Swollen Pokémon" for Buzzwole, and so on. They have abilities, types, and are listed in the Pokédex and can be captured. They possess all the characteristics of Pokémon.>>58822771The OP refuses to accept that it's a theory and imposes it as truth, constantly insisting on it by endlessly reposting the same topics and images to stir things up, as if obsessed with it. It's no wonder people react, saying it's not canon and debating the issue. This happens with other similar topics, and we don't complain about it. Regignosis isn't exempt from all criticism either.If you could also avoid being so consistently dismissive, that would be appreciated!
>>58823180The plates were created by Arceus after defeating the giants, and the developers added them along with these texts; it's not for nothing, it's the history of the Pokémon universe.They won't do any of that. Arceus represents the beginning of the universe, Mew is the biological ancestor of Pokémon, which originated in the earth.Tex isn't even affiliated with the giants, not even in Teraleak. He was created simply to be a Legendary Trio Master like Ho-Oh and Lugia; he's a kind of equivalent to those two legendaries, but for the Regis, the diagram is quite clear on this point. Blank Plate is, in fact, the icing on the cake.If something had been planned about this, we would have seen it in Teraleak. But there's nothing about it, not even in Teraleak.
>>58824075There's a lot of assumptions in your post. This must be your mental illness taking hold.
>>58824082I don't have any mental illness, you don't have to put me down just because I contradicted your theory. Now tell me, what assumptions are there in my message?
>>58824059OP here I don't think reginosis is canon, i just think its really fucking funny that it has Arceus fuck a random human dude and and that pisses off Regigigas so much that he decides to rebel again.
>>58824075>If something had been planned about this, we would have seen it in Teraleak. But there's nothing about it, not even in Teraleak. My nigga, Regigigas species in the dex is "Colossal" thats a funny fucking coincidence that the same gen they came up with this lore. they make a trio master for the Regi's that has is species be a synonym of giant
>>58824114So why do we get insulted when we say it's headcanon? And if I look back at older messages in another threads, there were always these provocations about "westie you don't learn Japanese" trying to impose their vision on us, even though it had no basis in fact. I'm trying to understand because it's a bit contradictory. Even in past debates, they denied it was fanfiction when I gave arguments about why it didn't work
>>58824129>complains about people having fun with fanfiction>posts his own fanfictionthirdies, smdh
>>58824128Because Regigigas is inspired by mythological giants who pull continents to make them move. They are also gigantic golems with Hebrew influences, which is why we have texts in that language. Regigigas is their creator, but also their leader.This isn't necessarily the same as the primordial Titans that existed before the formation of the universe. The term "giant" alone in a classification or group name isn't really enough to deduce anything. It's more about context; using a similar word doesn't make them the same thing. Unless you consider Torterra and Groudon to be the same because they have the same classification, despite different origins, powers, and physical appearances, and a complete lack of connection between them?
>>58824140If you know it's fanfiction, and you fully acknowledge that it is, there shouldn't be a problem with us pointing out that it is. Unless, of course, your goal is to make people believe otherwise ?
>>58824144Golurk is the hebrew golem you nonce. Why are you still seething in these threads after getting btfo? Just accept you're posting thirdy fanfiction already
Followers of the false god still mad they don't got style like this UN UN UN
>>58824149>>58824149I'm not getting angry; I'm calmly discussing topics I enjoy. Don't try to shift the blame; you're the one who's angry and responding aggressively.You've never btfo; on the contrary, every time you talk to me, you dodge most of my arguments and deflect the topic with personal attacks. When asked to elaborate, you don't because you know you can't. And that seems to irritate you—you don't have any good counter-arguments.I didn't write fanfiction in the message you replied to; let's go through everything point by point:>Regigigas is a mythological giant who moves continents? Yes, that's the myth mentioned in the games and the Pokédex entry for this legendary Pokémon.>Are the Regis giant golems linked to Hebrew myths? >Yes, they are beings created using inert materials, and we encounter riddles in Braille with them.>Is Regigigas the creator and leader of the Regis? Yes, that's what's stated in his Pokédex entries.>Are the giants mentioned on the plates cosmic beings? Yes, they existed before the Universe, space, time, matter, and Earth existed.Regarding Golurk, how is it a counter-argument that he might have this inspiration? Knowing that he also owns others, such as robots.Note : To clarify, I deleted the other one to repost it because of an error in the previous text
Ironic that the regi hater uses a robot to speak for him
>>58824210I'm not a Regihater, otherwise I wouldn't have this. But I understand that you need to change the subject because you know I'm right and you can't argue with me
>>58824244>she thinks her own fanfiction isn't inconsistentthe false idol cries out as it strikes you
>>58824253Because the person defending Regignosis can't stand it when facts from the games are brought up that discredit his fanfiction.The glaring difference between him and me is this:He needs to attack the person behind the screen, avoiding the real subject (the theory).I attack the inconsistencies in his theory without attacking him personally.That says it all.
>>58824263>facts from the gamesWhere in game does Regigigas tell you he's a hebrew golem created by Arceus to be a Legendary Trio Master? Does he ask us to pretend Regileki and Regidragon aren't a thing? Does he tell us the leaks are all canon? Where is he hiding Gorochu? Did he admit to watching when Arceus, you know, did it with a human after jobbing to shells? Does he comment on the problematic age gap and power dynamic? Does he refer us to a Gamefreak employee NPC who breaks the 4th wall to confirm all of this is true?Regignosis may have a few holes, but your fanfiction is swiss cheese.
>>58824284What are you talking about? You're saying things I didn't say.I'm saying that the golems are inspired by Hebrew mythology. That's why we have puzzles with Braille text for them. As a reminder, Hebrew golems are inert matter brought to life by being given a mission; in Pokémon, their mission is to protect humans.Besides, you, who earlier confirmed that Golurk is a Hebrew golem, will notice that it also has this kind of lore:Violet Pokédex:>Golurk were created by ancient people to protect both people and Pokémon. They run on a mysterious energy.I never said Arceus created the golems. You're making that up.Arceus only directly created Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Mesprit, Uxie, and Azelf. The rest are more indirect creations that stem from what its own creations (space, time, matter, soul) have created.I'm talking about Game Freak; they designed Regigigas so that the Regis would have a Trio Master. Just like the Beasts Trio is linked to Ho-Oh and the Birds Trio is linked to Lugia. That's why Regigigas is the creator and leader of the Regis.Regidrago and Regieleki are additions that arrived more than a decade after Regigigas. They don't appear to have been planned during Regigigas' design, which is why he doesn't have the round patterns in Regieleki and Regidrago's colors.The true canon is the games (the definitive and finalized content).Teraleak is interesting for things that remain unanswered, like the diagram and certain ideas. But if an earlier version of the myth contradicts the games—for example, Dialga and Palkia creating Spirit Trio—that would be invalid because the definitive version refutes this: Spirit Trio was created by Arceus. Things that aren't contradicted are still interesting possibilities, but they aren't canonical facts.I won't address Gorochu and other elements you mentioned because that's not the topic.
>>58824059>Imposes as truth. So where ITT anyone is saying regignosis is truth, Canon, or undeniable before my post you responded to.You're running into fanfiction threads and getting mad people aren't talking about the main games canon. You are mentally ill and can't speak English well.
>>58824491>>58824491However, it all started in previous discussions. When it said "Westie You can't read Japanese" by claiming it was canon.I'll say it again, but saying it's fanfiction and arguing isn't getting mad. The only ones who are angry are those who denigrate and insult, as you did earlier.
>he's still going
>>58824644Nigga who are talking to? Nobody in this thread has said anything about that and you're still upset about getting baited by some other thread weeks ago.>B-but someone said something in another thread!I don't care, you're just bitching and whining about things that aren't even ITT. Stop getting so worked up about fanfiction and focus on learning English you ESL pakistani autismo
>>58824721I have the right to continue writing about this if you don't like it. You can simply ignore me, or keep replying if that amuses you. The fact remains that you're still freaking out and attacking me personally over a simple fanfiction, lmao.It's worth noting that you never criticized my English before I revealed it wasn't my primary language. That's quite significant.
>regignosis' biggest haters are an ESL Pakistani and a 47 year old terminally online authoritarian They're not sending their best.
>>58810820Because she is evil
>>58824129>>58824183OP again I don't care, I've posted it this thread like 3 times replying to you if anything I'm mildly amused by your self inflicted meltdown over your inability to just not fucking post in a thread you don't like...I hate waifu threads because im not some sweaty nonce lusting after fictional prepubescent girls. But you don't see me going on autistic crusades in them....
>>58824799Nigga you are the one invading a shitpost thread some anon made because he thinks its funny and sperging out over literally nothing. Nobody here is treating this as anything serious but you.
>>58825716Bro don't even try, the pakistani doesn't even speak English, he takes everything seriously because he can't even understand the language or the fun we're having. He thinks he's some grand crusader correcting wrongthink when we are all just having fun with regignosis
>multiple posts by one anon
>>58811712Does this end in horse rape?
>>58824982>They're not sending their bestNo, I think this really is their best. Their god jobbed to shells after all.
>>58826772To be fair, Arceus definitively won that fight after growing in power
>>58827723The braille edits in all the regignosis memes are always a nice touch.
>>58827272Won the battle but the war is not over
>>58824982>They're not sending their best"Do your worst.">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB4I5AbvdMs
>>58827744there are some downsides to the bit. i made this over a year ago and forgot what it says.
>>58828427Gotta work backwards from learning braille to figure it out. It's the regi way
>>58828617Time to turn on that RSE game
I opened this thread because the OP made me laugh. What the fuck is happening here?
>>58829243A 47 year old terminally online would-be mod and an obsessed ESL Pakistani believe they are crusading for justice when trying to disprove fanfic in a fucking fanfic thread.Remember who they are, they have by their own admissions been posting in every thread with their own images with special filenames because this cause is so important to them.
>>58828617True hoennfag energy
You can't learn braille
>the paki and geriatric get exposed>They suddenly stop posting and regiposting resumesPottery.
Fuck drama, post dancing regis
>>58810784Never ask a Regi the species of its partner
>>58823106It's been awhile, since fucking when did regi threads get a resident schizo
regignosis threads belong on /x/
>>58810784>Golem made out of ice>Golem made out of steel>Golem made out of rock>Golem made out of... dragon bones I guess?How does Regieleki make sense?
i wonder why Gamefreak still insists on the slow start gimmick when regigigas has been severaly powercrept 5 gens in even by legendary standerds
>>58811720Regigas was already a fuck-ugly stupid design compared to the original Golem.
>>58831332
>>58831625Regigigas was clearly inspired by the headless one from the greek magical papyrus, not golems
>>58831092I'm not writing because your childishness is boring. Talking about lore is something I'm passionate about. On the other hand, commenting on your repeated provocations because you're too frustrated about not winning a debate, I just can't be bothered to waste my time with that
>>58831841you bothered to reply
>>58831841>I'm not going to respond>RespondsThe ESL Pakistani Mind
>>58831841Nigga, you're passionate about disproving fanfiction in a fanfiction thread?You gonna rant and race about how fiction isn't real life while you're at it?
