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LAWL

>>58813121
>Meowth without Persian
cringe
>CHADfetch'd
based

Glaceon makes me sick.

Buff Lapras and Clefable
Nerf Scizor

>>58813216
Can someone explain mew mains to me? I saw someone on twitter interacted with me and they had mew main in their bio and looked like a tranny. Is that it? I don’t play Unite.

>>58813899
Mew is that one character that's really good but only because of a lot of gimmicky micromanagement bullshit that makes it more difficult to play than is worth it so it's the character that sweats go to in order to brag or feel cool but ultimately end up throwing every match on cause they suck

The will to play has been waning ever since December took away or Aeos coins.

yeah man let's pick 4 physical attackers and 4 melees into scizor what could possibly go wrong

The legendary birds will be released via dice events, right? I'm gonna need thousands of tickets to reroll...

>playing tinkaton
>the entire enemy team went melee
>including their armarouge and venusaur
Never had an easier game before in my life.

>>58814772
Next game will be all range

>>58814798
I actually prefer fighting ranged mons as a tinkaton.
I only hate fighting against hyper mobile mons whose damage come from mainly skills and never auto attack like Zoroark

>game ends early because of disconnect at start
Whenever this happens in 2 different matches, I just stop playing for the day. Sometimes I get literally 1 match, and the other 2 are disconnects.

>>58813873
>>58814301
all your problems will go away if you learn to play scaldbro

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your jungler didnt come to the team fight because she was too busy in the backline horsin around with me

>>58815188
>mon that gets hardcucked by CC
>deliberately decide not to take one of the best CC moves in the game
Scaldbros throwing games as always

>>58815261
/pug/er’s minds so utterly deteriorated they’ve started to downplay a 60% physical attack reduction on a 5 second cooldown on a mon that regularly runs curse incense vs a mon whose longevity is entirely reliant on physical attack scaling

>>58815300
You could also just stun the Scizor so it doesn't get any healing, dashing or damage whatsoever as its entire value is dependent on keeping its cycles up. It feeds on damage sponges which is what Scaldbro's entire niche is. Even if it does get value out of the Attack reduction you're getting infinitely less of it than you would simply running Surf and shutting it down entirely especially if the rest of the enemy team comp isn't hindered by it, ontop of the fact that Scaldbro itself is heavily reliant on landing extended hits to keep itself sustained which Scizor is capable of avoiding with its high dash uptime.
Just stun the Scizor. It dies the moment you do and always has.

>>58815337
LOL
LMAO EVEN

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>Expert ranked
>literally everyone calls lane in pre game including our mid playing a speedster
>proceeds to go toplane anyways and force one of our top laners to go jungle
>lose, obviously
>next game
>Ceruledge brute forces me out of mid
>goes afk for the first 3 minutes of the game, just to come back, stand under our goal post, die then stand some where else afk
>lose again
>ANOTHER Ceruledge goes afk for the entire game
>all in ranked
is this game fucking real
get me out of this shitlow already

on another note
why can I be literally LITERALLY
30 kills 10 assists with 300+ points for like 6 games in a row and STILL only get about 26-28 per win?

another thing
why are bots even in ranked
for what purpose
>oh but da queues!!!
i don't care, i'll wait just give me a real game.

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>>58815454
>queue a ranked game after 3 mindnumbingly boring bot games
>get placed into chinese server, network error 3 times after locking in my character, reconnect and get stuck in the loading screem, finally get in with a billion ping and lagging so hard i'm warping through walls and teleporting with the game halfway controlling my character for me
>my and my team are now forced to eat a loss and no fault of our own
is this game just dogshit or something, idgi

>>58815454
>eeveefaggot
>wall of text crying about EXPERT
some things never change

>58815592
>retard is illiterate and completely ignores the point of the post
brainless tranny.

>retarded eeveefaggot calls someone else a tranny and thinks xer post had any 'point' at all
some things really don't change KEK

>>58815669
it's okay lil bro, your tiktok fried attention span will one day allow you to look at something with longer than 3 sentences and not instantly turn off
that mush brain of yours can heal!
KWAB

>expert ranked eeveezoomie thinks anything he says has value at all
KEK

>>58815689
I accept your concession, rape victim.
i'll be waiting for your 500 word apology in the mail (scary concept for you to write something longer than two sentences with that stunted brain of yours I know)

>expert eeveetranny still doesn't realize he lost before it started
KEK

>>58815337
>Scizor is capable of avoiding with its high dash uptime.
if scizor has to spend the entire game trying not to get pissed on by scaldbro id say thats a defenders job well done

>>58816138
it literally just has to dash to the side since bullet punch is a pseudo-aoe instead of just mashing the buttons and letting auto-aim do the job

how do i deal with glaceon?

>>58816638
Don't engage while she has full icicles. They expire quickly, just wait it out.
Trigger her ability with something useless before shooting your actual good stun.

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>>58816638

>>58816638
charizard, flamethrower or blast clears the ability then unite deletes it free of charge

>>58816984
LOL
LMAO EVEN

>>58817205
Works on my machine.

>>58816638
night slash zoroark
no need to thank me

Glaceon sucks btw and you suck if you can't counter him

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>>58816638
Fly Talon, cuz same as with Inceleon's Liquidation you just flat out become immune to every single hit

dead general

>>58818093
sup new guy it's been like this for years

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so I decided to try out night slash zoroark and
i'll randomly getting stuck in place, mashing attack while the game refuses to actually attack then i'll try to move thinking the game let my auto go off then I just dash without attacking and lose my ability and then i'm just up shits creek with damage.
other times I can't dash, auto, dash, auto quickly, there will be a giant delay on when I can do the next action even while spamming it

am I just doomed to use feint attack only?

>>58818413
>Zoroarkfag
EAT MY SHORTS YA DONKY

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>>58818431
do you fuckers like ANY pokemon aside from your mains in this general?

>tourney delayed because of how fucking much the game is crashing
lol
lmao

>>58818492
I uninstalled and reinstalled the game, then I make sure to stop the game from downloading the additional assets. My game runs flawlessly and as a bonus I don't see any obnoxious holowear

Making the Random Match bot enemies harder
Is
Peak Scummy chinese culture.
Wtf

>>58815188
Slowbro needs a buff too

Game feels deader than ever between disconnects the menu lag bullshit spinny thing and people hitting legend and fucking off literally no one is playing

>>58818413
I've given up on it. IDK how people can use it consistently like that.

>>58818755
Funny shit: I have two ISPs for my job. One of them works perfectly in the menus, but freezes during the actual matches. The other one has constant spinning reconnecting shit in the menus, but games works flawlessly. Weird shit.

>>58818093
Maybe if this game would stop trying to kill itself.

>game crashes 30 seconds before final objective
ahhh classic

>bully enemy team with a mon
>go into next match
>somebody from that team bans my mon
aw thanks mate

>>58820209
not only did they solo unite me every chance they got but so did two other people on the team who were also in the previous match
it's not that serious man you guys just let the rest of my team farm you for free

I wonder when people are gonna learn not to fucking split up and get gunned down whenever it comes to a final push

>>58820314
But Kyogre is a free win they said.

the smooth shapeliness of my female...

>>58821032
um...wrong thread?

don't ever (You) me again

>>58821141
it's okay, I know you need em

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unironically why does this game do this
I am queueing RANKED
I want to play against people
I can't learn the fucking game playing against AI that play the same 6 mons for a dozen matches straight
I can understand putting them in random matches or whatever but this is just fucking stupid.

Absolute scummy asshole chink culture
Fucking christ
I had to play against the 2 same person 4 times in a row.
This makes me want to go on a chink killing spree

Just fucking send me to a bot match

>>58821403
Id rather play with bots than Japanese and chinese assholes tbhwy.
You are lucky your commie chink algorithm allows you that.

Oh yeah, Meowth's out now.
How is it?
Assuming anyone even has it yet.

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>>58820209
>>58820232
>(Public Enemy No. 1 plays)

How is this game still alive

>>58821403
This ranked system pushes everyone up hard, this strokes people's ego but also leaves lower ranks barren. That's why bots are needed to pad the numbers there.

her supple tenderness...

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>haven't played in a year
>guess I'll load it up and see what's up, maybe spend my stashed aeos coins on some mons that have come out in the meanwhile
>mfw
what did they mean by killing their own game?

>>58822577
You should've atleast kept tabs, that is really on you, bro

>>58822584
I'm not emotionally invested, I was willing to quit for a year after all. but this change just ensures there's no way I'm gonna come back to the game anymore lol

>>58822584
>dude just autistically stalk this game you're not playing
no bro

>>58822103
imagine megazardx and glaceon combined and also it can use held items every few seconds

>open unite
>search ranked for 10 minutes
>no games
>do my dailies in a cpu quick match
>close game
This shit's so fucking dead.

I honestly feel like the game is very good and actually nearing being somewhat close to balanced finally there’s just no players no one cares about pokemon or mobas anymore and autistically grinding single player content games digging into backlogs and classic/vintage old school gaming is vogue again. No excuses it runs like shit and l the coins to license points is scummy and so is just about everything about it and the megas are lazy but the actual gameplay itself is good. I still have fun anyhow

>>58823433
>coping this hard in real time mid thought even
Pretty grim

We must have run into each other at some point cause there's so little players right? This game was already on life support but now it feels dead dead. Also I missed the coins update, what a bunch of bullshit.

the game may die but my girl's creamy softness is eternal...

>>58823692
can you kill yourself?

>>58823965

>>58821141

>>58823973
ok but seriously doe

>>58823433
>no one cares about pokemon or mobas anymore
that's not true and certainly not the reason why this game is dead, and everyone knows it

This game is so fucking boring
Theres literally nothing to do than just be miserable and have a 10 streak lose at rank.

Its definitely the 10 min and the full bot enemy team.

In other mobas casual match you can tell there is at least 3 real humans in each team.
And the 20-30 min kill the turret fight doesn't bore you to death.

...Didn't you guys used to say you'd rather wait a bit more in queue than get matched with timmies all the time? Because I do feel matchmaking quality has improved
Sure, there's that new scummy license mechanic but that's about it, and as for balance, I don't know about Meowth but megas are all perfectly manageable, Glaceon is overturned but isn't impossible to deal with either, and draft is still a thing

>>58824409
Draft is almost useless on the switch, I hate how short it is. I have enough time to literally ban 1 pokemon without looking at anything else, if I hesitate for more than 2 seconds, I'm losing that ban.

>>58823433
>literally every new release is a 60% winrate at minimum and takes ages to get nerfed, still only 6 bans minimum which can get duped
>balanced

I've only seen one Meowth so far, and I'm not really sure if it was good or not. Didn't seem super outstanding, was a laner.

>>58824715
p2w shitter moment, you should be deleted the moment a meowth sees you

>>58824715
Yeah, the only one I saw only did 40k damage and like three kills.
I'll just chalk it up to them being a shitter like the other guy said.

sensual saturday splurting...

Nothing has improved
Match making is 100x worse.
What miserable game

>if you are winning by too much your bot allies refuse to score
These devs deserve the guillotine.

>been playing since the start of the game
>had every license going into the death of coins
>still won't have enough points to get meowth when it goes free
>still don't even have enough to get mega gyarados after getting fucked by rng during the event
shit's fucked, can't imagine being a newer player

>>58826174
>been playing since the start of the game
why would you do this to yourself

>>58826174
How many coins did you have before they became nearly obsolete?
I had 130k, enough for Megados, Megacario, and Megazard Y, with like 9000 License Points leftover.
Yeah, this is gonna be hell for new players.

>>58826203
I had like 60-70k I spent on one costume and then tickets I forgot you could trade for points
so on one hand I did it to myself but on the other getting them naturally is still ten times slower than it would be to get enough coins

>>58826174
It's going to get worse as more and more mons get added. Meowth is probably gonna cost around 20k points or about 3 months to unlock as a free to play.
I swear this game is just trying to squeeze as much money from it's playerbase at this point because their contract with the dev/live service team expired somewhere around late 2025

the most caressable and kissable... carissable legs...

This game is plagued by girl games
They just biologically have no guts to get a kill

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Legend rank in 189 games
Definitely easier than the previous system they used which basically required you to maintain a winrate of 55%, now you never lose more rank than you gain so as long as you have atleast a positive winrate you will eventually reach legend.

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Hah, finally found some non-fanmade figurines wearing Unite holowear. Not the best ones, but the manufacturers need to start low to maximize their profit, I guess.

>>58826930
This is possible as long as you dont get sent to Japanese or chink lobbies

just won a game against a glaceon with wiggly and vap glued to her 24/7
fucking vile

I've now seen a second Meowth and it fucking annihilated everything. Still not sure if it's OP or not.

>>58826424
Meowth is supposedly going to be 980 LP/9800 coins.

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i seriously wonder how people like this make it to masters

I usually forget about Leafeon's existence, then I'll play it for a bit and remember it has a super-safe and stupid mile-long poking option that chunks anything for 50%-90% of its health while also being very mobile.

>>58827992
because unite is babby's first MOBA and forces you into masters as long as you keep playing games
you could get into it with less than 30% winrate before, and it's probably even easier now with the changes

>wait an hour for a game
>completely unwinnable
>wait another hour for a game
>completely unwinnable
>wait 2 hours for a game
>orange ping
>close game

>>58829257
I found my first game in 5 days today. It only happened cause there were two high rank trios. This game will only be alive during the first 3 weeks of the season when everyone is climbing to legend and when there's a free license event.

>>58829257
>>58829269
what rank are you guys at cause legend queues instantly

>>58827992
N

i've fapped to my trainer's creamy legs at least 1,656 times

>>58829278
Legend 1500 in LA-S

>>58813121
So this game's on it's way out, yes?
Sure feels like it.

>>58829278
legend 1700-1800, EU

The amount of times I've had a match end in about a minute because one guy on either team was AFK from this season alone has been infuriating.
Let me play the game, dammit.

>get paired with a team greninja with shit items
>request to swap pkm and he accepts
game crashes
I swear this is some divine intervention bullshit

>>58830830
yep another crash went from 700 to 600 fuck legendary rank this game is shit

>>58830528
They'll fix the switch crashes by the end of the month... maybe.

Remove megas

I'm uninstalling. This game feels dead beyond resuscitation.

Absolute chinse scummy culture
This chinks really think we wouldn't notice how our bot team mates in Random matches doesn't score and algorithmiticly throws the game

Seriously?
Really?

We can see the tally sheet in the end
Chinks scum as fuck

>>58827992
Duo or triple quo carry is a thing
Separate the solos from the duos and triples

deep splurting... creamy leglocking...