I want to slap her ass bros.
>>58815392>her
>>58815392man this is such a horrid fucking design.
>>58815393Yes
>>58815392Me too bro. Look at those thunder thighs.>>58815440It's fucking awesome, you just got shit taste.
>>58815532>Retarded looking giraffe with broken legs >Awesome
>>58815392I never shared this out of fear of rejection but... I've loved this design since gen 1. And I'm a '97 kid who started with Crystal
>>58815574>giraffeNigga it's a brontosaurus. How retarded are you??
>>58815608Looks nothing like any kind of sauropod. That's how ugly the design is.
>>58815614>he thinks he's not the retarded one for being the only person alive who missed that it's a brontosaurus/vp/ is an experience dawg
>>58815614You are fucking retarded, holy shit.
>>58815392Paradoxshit be like:>DUDE...what if..futuristic pokemon...but LE ROBOTS>DUDE...what if..prehistoric pokemon....but LE DINOSAUR (with most of them being based on pokemon that aren't even avian/reptilian)There is so much creative ideas you could come up with such a concept. For example they could of went the speculative evolution route as the design basis for some pokemon when it came for future paradox forms instead of making literally every one of them mechanical. All we are left with is a bunch of pokemon that are forced, uncreative and butt ugly recycled designs clogging up half of the paldea dex. Such ridiculous amounts of wasted potential and space.>>58815532nah >>58815440 is correct, the design is shit. There are a hand full of pokemon you could of gave a sauropod based paradox form that would make much more thematical sense. Instead they just slapped saurian body types to the beast trio for no reason outside to make them look "le prehistoric" in the laziest way possible. Absolutely dire.
>>58815621I didn't miss anything. You're retarded and illiterate when you missed the point when I said it looked more like a retarded giraffe than a dinosaur. Dilate.>>58815626>t-the design isn't abysmal dogshit because it at least it has a superficial resemblance to the creature i-it's based on right..! >>58815643TRVTH NVKE. It is appalling how hard they fumbled such a concept like this but then again this is gamefreak. They almost look like fan designs or fakemon. Honestly as bad as the worst overdesigned megaslop in the franchise.
>>58815673That's just a horse with long neck and legs.
>>58815673>I-I totally meant this thing when I said a completely different thing>I-I'm not retarded! Y-you're retarded!
>>58815706Concession accepted.
>>58815608I see what he's talking about. The stripes, weird back mane and flimsy tail especially make it giraffe-like. Just a sloppy, clumsy design all around.
>>58815673You're so fucking dumb man. Look at the legs, they're clearly dinosaur legs. It looks nothing like a giraffe, shit-for-brains.>Wow this sphere looks like shit, it's got too many corners!Pic related, it's you.
>>58815722We don't post selfies here, kid.
>>58815722>Look at the legs, they're clearly dinosaur legsBecause clearly I missed the iconic feature of sauropods having brutally bent up legs but go off.
>>58815643>Slap gold eyes and a ponytail on jigglypuff and pretend it's worth a dex slotWhat were they thinking.
>>58815440But enough about things you hear when people meet you
>>58815392Get in line FAGOOT
What group we will get next after Paradoxes and UBs?
>>58815733You sure did, retard. Educate yourself, you clearly need it.
>>58815392Anon after getting hit by the mace tailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SopCEpyiROY&t=49s
>>58815643I feel like walking wake is the only salvageable paradox form of the trio as the design is pretty coherent despite how uninspired it is. Gouging fire just looks like visual vomit and raging bolt looks especially fucktarded.
>>58815772>Educate myself by ignoring the fact sauropods do not have four sets of joints in their legs that zigzag under their body otherwise causing extreme stability issues and hoove shaped toes Take your own advice, monkey.
>>58815784How can you be THIS retarded? How? Did you skip kindergarten? Are you lobotomized? Are you blind? Holy fuck.
>>58815772Your main argument is saying it looks like a sauropod ONLY because of the legs (which still barely resembles anything accurate) while ignoring the paper cutout giraffe tail and mane glued to it's back and ass. I advise you to get glasses or seek optical help immediately.
does anyone really look at this thing and think "yep that's pokémon alright"
>>58815799Unfortunately yes judging by the autistic spaz rigorously defending it in the thread at the moment.
>>58815798>it has sauropod legs, a sauropod body, and a long, flexible sauropod neck>but uuuh it has minor features that vaguely remind me of a mammal so I will ignore all the previous features and declare it a giraffe and then be mad that it's a bad giraffe!See >>58815722
>>58815796>Foot joint is not separate from the upper leg joint. lol, ok.
>>58815796That is not how ankles work.
>>58815810Please don't tell me that you think that claws and feet are the same thing. I refuse to believe anyone beyond the age of 10 could be this retarded.
>>58815708 NTA, but he is right and it seems like you can’ even understand your own messages.You said it was a giraffe that looked retarded, not that it looked like a retarded giraffe:>retarded looking giraffe
>>58815819A foot joint does not take up such space to the point it looks like their is a whole other forelimb on a leg. The one on the sauropod on the diagram is short, robust and squat. They also don't have hoove-like formations like raging shit has. Your narrative is failing and you're probably brown.
>>58815832Those are fucking claws. Please stop pretending to be retarded. The legs have the exact same structure as sauropod legs, except it has long claws on the tip of its toes. Or do you think tortoises have "hooves" too or whatever the fuck you're making up? You think these are a seperare joint?I'm as white as the snow that's falling from the sky right now but ok.
>>58815864Yes reptilian claws are famous for fusing together into circular hooves like raging bolt instead of elephantine feet with separate claws like the picture you gave an example of. You just saved me seconds of my life fetching a picture like that, bringing my own answer that immediately defeats your own point to yourself, thank you!
>>58815879the claws and toe plumage remind me of basketball shoes with large tongues. I'm not sure if it was intentional but I kind of love it. I wouldn't blame anybody for thinking that's stupid but they were going to dislike the design anyways.>You just saved me seconds of my life fetching a picture like that, bringing my own answer that immediately defeats your own point to yourself, thank you!the only thing you were successful in was making the anon you were efighting forget that you never made an argument of how Raging Bolt's feet look like a giraffe's
>>58815879They aren't fused together. There's lines between them, which means they are separated. They're 3 separate claws that are just close to each other. They are not "hooves". Blind retard.
>>58815896Sauropod claws do not look like that and are usually small and at least spaced out. Point still stands that it looks like hooves
>>58815895Never said the FEET in particular looked like that of a giraffe, I just said they looked like hooves, just the whole pokemon looked like an awkward giraffe-like thing than the saurpod inspiration it was aiming for. The legs and feet don't look like that of a sauropod or a giraffe. It's just looks fucked up, bendy and dumb looking.
>>58815916>>58815926Your made up narrative relies solelty on giraffes having hooves when that's not even in their top 10 defining features in their appearance. You just hyperfocus on that aspect to make it fit your argumentation since you have no other points cause all other design aspects undeniably signal that it's a dinosaur. It's like saying Charizard looks like an awkward goat cause it has two horns.
>>58815926I've never seen you say before that Raikou's claws resemble hooves. You only make that analogy with Raging Bolt because you see the yellow color and stripes that vaguely remind you of a giraffe. But in fact, it's just the characteristics of Raikou combined with a sauropod.
