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>>58820319
sure Alolan Grimer eats solid waste and doesn't smell at all but it accidentally leaks lethal poison when its crystals fall out and it stains your fabrics.
I'm sticking to Trubbish

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You don't own Pokemon, friend.

>>58820319
>>58820340
>unova and unova colony both have their own type of living trash
interesting

Kirlia, but she'd own me.

>>58820857
Touch grass N, sheltered little shit

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>>58820319
Easiest choice ever

>>58821135
>>58821103
>>58820319
>KANTOOOOO

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I just think he's neat.

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>>58821161
I'd have a Pikachu in Unova

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>>58820319

If pokemon were real I guess most people would just have a starter or popular pokemon to breed like eevee/catmons/dogmons

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Objectmons
No feed
No poop
No pee smell

Rotom and Klefki

>>58820857
This makes me realize how insufferablely cringe woke gen 5 was.
Yikes.

>>58820857
You’re right, my Delphox owns me

>>58821161
>pokemon fans when they touch grass (that's how you get your starter in kanto)

>>58820857
fuck you, N.

>>58820319
and you keep grimer fully and happy
win win :)

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this cutie

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Pidgey.

Smeargle or Togekiss

>>58825989
would you send out mail?

>>58820319
If Pokémon was real it would be illegal to breed Pokémon like these

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>>58820319
Porygon 2

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>sweet scent
>sleep powder
I need a cute pokemon to help me relax

>>58827384
Ooh, that's a smart pick. Oddish would be wonderful for relaxing and sleeping...

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>>58828809
I'm a stressed out bank employee, so I'd like something cute to help me relax and sleep. I'd also love a skiploom (one of my favorites) for aromatherapy and sleep powder

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>>58820319
Easiest decision of my entire life!

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Pay day
Teleport
Thunder bolt

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>>58820319
Vaporeon!

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fluffy, warm, cuddly...

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This cute blue kitty.

>>58820319
Trubbish is safer, its literally just a walking garbage bag instead of spreading toxic goo everywhere
Minccino for free janny
Dragonite as the mailman, delivery slave, portable aircraft
Magnemite as a free charger

>>58820319
Alakazam, Espeon and Metagross

>>58820319
if we're talking things I could reasonably own in a normal house
vulpix, furret, slakoth, shroomish, aron, espeon

>>58831936
>aron
>with all the metal stuff in a modern house

>>58821557
You have to be "special" to get a starter, they don't just throw them at everyone

>>58831972
>You have to be "special"
AKA your mom pays a lot of money or bangs the professor in order for a 10 year old to begin their journey with a starter

>>58831986
Lab starters are lame anyway.

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Lucario!

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>>58820319
My comfy trinity