>>58822007
>KANTOOOOOO
omg bro kys istg frfr

That ain't Shaymin you fatty.

>>58822007
What a sexy MILF

>Be having sex with Mew transformed into a human
>She turns back into her true self halfway through
>Be so horny you don't care and keep going
>A cat is fine too

>>58822007
This is prime waifumon material right here

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>>58822030
>shaymin
cuteness for cuddles
>shaymin-sky
when it feels like a little mischievous shit

the perfect mythical

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>>58822045
>>58822086
Cease sexualizing cute, magical critters from a children's franchise

>>58822812
But I dont wanna sex it I wanna marry it and pamper it and be its pet human

>>58822015
Rent free

>>58822007
Every pic of Mew you see online with visible hair is very off model, it should be more like skin because of how fine it is.

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>>58824583
hair is fine too

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>>58822812

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>>58824589
See the one that actually pisses me off is when Mew is ever depicted with a mouth, that thing doesn't have a mouth its not in a single piece of official art.

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>>58824604
She did have a mouth in her own official movie tho

>>58824613
Im gonna be real I never watched that, I never watched any of the pokemon movies except the Victini one.

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>>58824604
Look at all those smiling faces.
A mew is still biological ya know, so it will have a mouth.

58824604
So assblasted they left the thread.

Mew is a bingus and has no fur

>>58825901
It's short delicate fur, can be seen under a microscope

How many more folks want to be wrong today?

>>58825917
if not naked why naked-shaped? and colored?

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>>58825927
Hairless cats.
Look closely at the light being scattered by very short, fine, fur.

>>58826004
stuff of nightmares

>>58822812
What a sexy Bitch

>>58824604
Anons are sort of clowning on you but I get what you mean; like I'm sure it does have a mouth but that doesn't mean you'd actually see it constantly. Like in a way Mew might look more cute/mysterious if you don't usually see it with its mouth open.

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>>58822045
She sure is

>>58822007
that mew is fucking FAT

>>58824623
you're not really missing out on anything, they're all cringe

>>58826004
>>58827030
this bitch looks like sebulba

>>58826004
I wonder why not her baby, Mewtwo?

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>>58828397
More human DNA

>>58828388
>Why are you here?

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>>58829882
but of whom?

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>>58822045
>>58828347
Yep.

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>>58822007
Agreed

>>58822045
That's a negative-months-old fetus

>>58830455
She's the mother of all Monsters.
The exceptions are the avatars of Shin-Oh (Arceus and her kins), but it's possible that those were merely flesh puppets made from Mew's DNA.

>>58830476
Spontaneous generation is canon in Pokemon, so I'm always confused how Voltorb is related to Mew? Some Pokemon are former humans, plus some pokemon are created by humans, like Porygon or Magearna. Some pokemon are resentment that came alive. Mew is supposedly a native, so what about aliens from space (Elgyem, etc) or Ultra Beasts from other dimensions?

>>58830599
Hahaha, I don't really know.

>>58830476
>Mew gave birth.

>>58830599
She's the mother of alien Pokemon as well. For manmade Pokemon, they have to get Pokemon DNA from somewhere and any DNA they use would trace back to Mew